ERP Thread That last thread wasn't very comfy. Let's

>>8278343
This image makes me think of /tg/ art threads

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>>8278367
M i s e r a b l e

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(Thanks for the defense and I hope you all have a wonderful night. I'm still sorry for what it's worth and hope you all have good lewds in this thread.)

>>8278367
OH FUCK ALREADY!

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>>8278268
Truly a young girl's dream! Y-you really think that could happen?

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>>8278113
>As he speeds up his movements, thrusting harder and pounding harder into her pussy, moans escapes from her mouth, filling the room they were in. Each squeak and moan from his Goddess is heavenly, invading his ears as he locks their sexs together and she helps him with her legs wrapped around his waist. He leaned forward, her huge breasts pressing against his chest, basically assuming a mating press position. Their faces are inches away from each other. Every time he pulls back, her own love walls suck him in, not letting him as If her life depends on it. Hestia's own orgasm began to build up more and more, reaching the edge as he continues to press his crotch on hers with a tremendous and powerful force, filled with delight and devotion to his Goddess, Hestia. When he pressed his lips against hers, she does the same as before and instantly slips her tongue inside of his, prodding against his wet muscule. Exchanging saliva, this time she doesn't close her eyes at all and gazes on his face as they both kiss in an intense and passionate smooch. Her legs pushed him down when he pulled back, amplifying the force that he's originally using on his Goddess. Now thanks to her legs wrapped around him and her love walls sucking him in, his cock head kissed the entrance of her moan and Hestia reacted to this with a high pitched moan which was muffled inside of his mouth. Her eyes narrowed and her mind got cloudy... And slowly he felt how her tongue started to move more erratically.

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Hello
Where are the lolis?

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Hey there, little shrimp. What do you want to do tonight with me?

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>>8278367
Ily

>>8278380
you and me both

>>8278381
> I'm still sorry for what it's worth

ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS STOP POSTING, CJ

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>>8278372
Lewd stories from the tabletop time?

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>>8278380
>>8278382
>>8278398
>replying

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>>8278388
What? You getting laid and then ditched the next day?
Sure! I mean, there's plenty of people with no taste that would go for someone like you.

>>8278412
>Don't ask a wise man, ask a fool
'AT'S WHAT I'M DOIN'

>>8278422
Well no, I was just commenting on how the art reminds me.
Man does that bring me back though. The /erp/ threads on /tg/ could get pretty amazing at times. They're on /soc/ now but have died a whole lot from being so isolated. In part I guess they've also moved over to 8ch. Now I fear I'll never get to be part of a lewd campaign.

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>>8278423
>not replying to based Dachman

What are you, normal?

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>>8278394

>>8278393
>light/gentle femdom
Fuck yeah I'm already getting hard. And yeah, no ss, like a young adult anon getting a suck/tug for his semen sampled by the good doctor. Is that good and who would you like to starter?)

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>>8278455
(Starters? Recommend you each start with a post; I'll respond to both.)

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Please note that lewd lolis will be reported

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>>8278427
Yeah... I don't think mind taking what I can get. It's better than nothing at all, right?

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>>8278399
I'd offer to RP but I'm just now seeing that it's 2:30 AM for me
It took until 2:30 for this shit to blow over
Fuck me

>>8278461
Question: Are you the same Mercy from /ntr/?

>>8278449
Shiro is one of my all time favorite lolis, ever.

>>8278461
>Anon is excited for his first day as Dr. Ziegler's assistant. The interview was a little strange, what with the physical exam, but considering the state of the economy he's just happy to have a job related to his major.

>>8278469
Lewd lolis are above the law

>Only one ava ERPing

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>>8278380
Why miserable, fammy? Got some shit bringing you down? It's cool, Dachi's here to listen if you want to talk about it.
>>8278382
I only asked how people were doing, stop getting so pissy over me. I'm not some boogeyman in your closet, I'm a real human boy.
>Sad face.
>>8278398
I love you too, I think.
>>8278423
>not replying
>>8278448
Thanks for calling me based, pretty cool of you.

>>8278482
See, your first problem is thinking it blew over. Do not be fooled, for it is just a break in the shitstorm... They will return.

Don't bite.

>>8278499
Let me help you >>8278391 Here

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>>8278475
For someone who has nothing such as yourself? Absolutely!
Why else you think Squall came to me to come in me? Because he wanted someone better… Alas, it must be awful being you, Miss Heartilly~

>>8278504
Too late...

>>8278501
Probably true.

>>8278482
If it wasn't late for you and I wasn't sick like a dog, I'd take you up on that offer
Hopefully we'll have better luck tomorrow babe, I'll hit you up to finish some unfinished business

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>>8278510
Stop trying to start trouble.

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>>8278501
Not if I kill myself first

>>8278524
Sure thing. What business is that, if I may ask

>>8278461
>Anon was a bit weary about having to schedule such a sensitive medical appointment with a new doctor, but he had heard from many others that this expert was considered one of the best and many of the guys around him swore by her method. The thought of having his sexual health determined by a female doctor still made him a bit nervous, the young man sitting on the bed of the patient's room as he waited for Miss Ziegler to show up and begin her examinations.

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>>8278513
Everything was great before sex was involved. I had a great thing going with this tall blonde guy, the Owls were in full force and Timber was on the verge of liberation.... And then Squall showed up...

>>8278535
How would that stop them?

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>>8278469
Yup! I agree with this sentiment. But they're good-for-nothing anyway and they'll certainly pursue that little dream of being with a girl that is half their age. Outright pathetic if you ask me.

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>>8278540
Maybe that's a sign that you should... Try harder!
>Tifa approached Rinoa and sat besides her, wrapping an arm around her and patting her shoulders, trying to cheer her up.
C'mon, you got me~

>>8278553
Yup. This is why we should bring back public executions. Just for kid fuckers

>>8278535
Business where I was teasing Patchouli before I got down and dirty, probably still in the archives so I'll post it later

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>>8278549
Well I wouldn't have to see it anymore and that's thw important thing

>>8278553
And yet I'm going to keep fucking them anyway

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>>8278559
I do have that going for me...
>She lets out a long drawn out sigh of self depreciation .
Too bad I can't be sexy by association.

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>>8278572
I didn't want to know what the fuck was wrong anyway.

Mettaton is an example of an irrelevant male ava gone right

Adachi is an example of an irrelevant male ava gone wrong

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>>8278483
(Why, yes! Are you my husband?)

>>8278488
Nurse!
>The doctor calls for her newest.
I have a patient in exam 2. Why don't you go in and take his measurements? I have, ah, some important paperwork to finish.
>This was not entirely true. But...

>>8278537
>She had seen that Anon was a bit nervous. Perhaps if she sent in a nurse to take his vitals, he'd feel a bit more at ease.
Tell him I'll be right in, Nurse. Just chat him up. Make him feel comfortable.

>(job related to his major)
(So this really is fantasy...)

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>>8278598
Here's a (You) out of pity.

>>8278598
This so fucking much.

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>>8278590
Don't worry, MAGA still loves you. MAGA loves all!


...cept Bolin. MAGA hate Bolin!

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>>8278598
They can't be irrelevant if you keep talking about them dummy.

>>8278391
>With each passing second he grew more and more intoxicated by the goddess. The heated moans that had left her mouth before became cute little squeaks after he silenced her with his lips made his heart flutter, while the lewd smell of their sweat and sex filled him with lust. The feeling of being pressed so tightly against the divine girl filled him with joy; every point of contact from their sloppy, wet kiss, the squishy mounds pressed against his chest, and the immense pleasure in his lower half was quickly working him towards his climax. He was determined to hold off just a little bit longer, however, as he wanted nothing more than to bring that much joy to his goddess as well. As his tongue danced and twirled inside her mouth, he could see the pleasure in her face as her bright blue eyes returned his gaze with the same fuzzy haze he felt inside his head. He tore his mouth off hers again, adjusting himself one last time, pushing her down further into his mating press.
Goddess...I can't hold it...
>His hot, breathy words were spoken directly into her ear. He continued repeating her name again and again, each time his cock cleaved its way to her very depths and pounded against the entrance of her womb.

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>>8278569
Sounds good

>>8278590
O shit, missed your post Dachi
Bad day at work, worse day in thread, shitposting and the like
Guess I shouldn't complain, it's not the end of the world

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>>8278584
It's alright, it's alright~
You know...
>Tifa turned to face Rinoa, her face mere inches away from her "friend", giving her a playful smile while a finger coiled one her raven locks.
... Maybe I could convince one of my friends to let you join us~

>>8278601
(You should major in ERP. Which I guess would just be a major/minor of some combination of creative writing and human sexuality.)

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>>8278568
Exactly! But let me elucidate this little matter for you. The army? The people you know as the ones that serve and protect, they're just as worthless, asinine and simpleminded as the usual simpletons that see a cute girl and try to prance around her. You can't force a matter like that into the hands of the army, because they're a conglomerated bunch of nitwits!

>>8278572
Well, well, well, that's some proliferation right there. Do you feel tough now you've spoken that little line of yours? Do I need to feel imposed by a little slur and the facial features that depics a look as if someone parked their car on top of your face?

This is really the best you've got?

>>8278632
*depicts
Oh my.

>>8278632
Why did you shoehorn in the army?

>>8278601
Not really. I'm just legit curious, that's all.
Enjoy your stay and ignore the shitposting.

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>>8278596

>>8278632
Post butt

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>>8278607
Nobody likes Bolin, not even his family.
>>8278619
Sounds like a bad time, hope it gets better soon. Also, I'll have you know that I haven't started/caused/tried to start any shitposting here for the last two(2) weeks.

I know it's shocking, but true!

>>8278650
Really? Cause some of us are sure you're the rance/awoo shitposter

>>8278619
Aye, I've been looking forward to it.
Cya around babe, don't listen to the alcohol regardless of how sweet the whispers sound.

Where's the sexy dragon, Cinder right?

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>>8278621
You think you could talk someone in to degrading themselves like that?

>>8278601
>Anon feels a moment of embarrassment, he hadn't realized that his job title would be 'nurse.' It sounded so feminine, he though he'd be addressed by name, but Dr. Ziegler decided the job titles, and his duties made it quite clean he was her nurse. He should just be happy he gets to wear men's medical scrubs.
Yes, Dr. Ziegler.
>>8278537
>Nurse Anon comes to see the patient and get his height, weight, blood pressure, pulse, etc. while Dr. Ziegler is busy.

>takes a huge diarrhea shit everywhere

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>>8278663
Yeah, I can say for a fact that wasn't me.

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>>8278680
Everyone loves a nice threesome!
Besides, you know you're not half-bad! So stop with the self-loathing, you silly~

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>>8278632
I'm gonna feel a whole hell of a lot more powerful when I park your ass on my face and eat you out like a tootsie pop, you cheeky little runt.
But, to answer your question...
>
Yes. You should.

>>8278650
I appreciate the honesty
You're no longer on my shit list

>>8278700
Proof?

>>8278678
Claimed by Rance-id

Male avatars are a cancer

There isn't a single one who isn't

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>>8278722
:c

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>>8278722
Wait, what.
Which Dragon? The only female ava I recently fucked was Owain's Lucina.

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>>8278702
If you say so... Thank you Tifa, you're like the best person ever.

>>8278705
Are you going to off yourself finally?

>>8278687
>>8278601
>Anon waits patiently as the man walks into the room, a bit confused until he explains he was her nurse. He holds back some light chuckling at him being a male nurse as he does the usual checkups. Anon complies and goes through everything, taking off his clothes and obeying orders in his underwear.
So....This Ziegler. I heard she's great at giving guys like me a check-up? Is she gentle? I...I'm a bit shy at having a gal around my junk, you know. Not that I'm into dudes, just....nerves I guess.

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>>8278710
>proof
How the fuck am I supposed to prove that?
>>8278705
Hey, somebody who understands! It's pretty cool to meet a person who realizes I have no reason to hide/lie about shitposting.

>>8278764
Exactly. You can't! Duh nuh nuh!

>>8278722
>>8278678
Nah dude I'm just going to bed. People need to stop shitposting male avas it makes me sad :(

>>8278778
Name one male avatar that isn't cancer

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>>8278775
But you can't prove that I did it either.

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>>8278755
I know I am. At least better than you.
>Tifa plants a kiss on Rinoa's cheek, pressing her ample boson against the other's mediocre bust.

>>8278749
>Rance got claimed by Owain

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE ERP FROM OWAIN NOT JOIN HIS HAREM

>>8278601
>>8278757
It's my first day as her assistant.
>Anon says, not using his proper job title, unaware Dr. Ziegler can indeed hear him.

>>8278784
No, but the seed is planted. Plus, who else could it be? Bolin? Too few "kys" responses for it to be his underage faggotry

>>8278391
Goddess, will you please bless me?

>>8278783
Reinhardt

Good Morning ERP. How are you doing?

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>>8278795
What the fuck.
I was the one putting a dick inside one of Owain's avas, not him in one of mine's.

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>>8278795
>Rance
>saving ERP

>>8278790
I want those titties on my face.

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>>8278804
I'm not the only person in the world who knows how to shitpost, plus Bolin isn't really a shitposter.

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>>8278641
I'm genuinely offended you have the thought of me ever nearing the ants that inhabit the army. I'd never even bother to talk to them in any other tone than simple condescension.

>>8278645
I don't take orders from any of you! I know it might be hard to fathom for the majority of you, considering walking in here already enlightened me enough to reach the conclusion that the majority of all that is female, is beyond submissive and bends to even the lowest of the low their wishes. Well, I'm sorry, but I don't cater to such wishes or demands!

>>8278705
Now that's just rude. Who do you think you are? Speaking so belittling towards ME? Whatever, it doesn't really matter. I might just have to talk to the army for once, just to ensure that I won't have to deal with your disposal myself. It'd be a waste of the energy within my body. Perhaps I should just build an automata to do the job, they're far more reliable than the goons the army could ever provide!

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>>8278790
>Purrs

>>8278826
Yet*

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>>8278624
(I'll take it as a compliment.)
(Wait, there are real jobs related to this field?)

>>8278687
(Sorry if "Nurse" is actually odd for you. But I can't call both of you "Anon," and calling him "Patient" would be weirder.)

>>8278798
>The doctor walks in. She sees her new nurse finishing up the measurements. I do hope you got on well.
BP, pulse, weight, height... That covers most everything.
>She checks her clipboard and motions to the nurse.
We're still missing a few important ones. Will you get the tape measure from the top cabinet?
>She turns to Anon.
Go ahead and take down your underwear.

>>8278853
Can't tell if IC responce, or you're just fucking retarded. Maybe both?

Either way, answer thevquestion properly!

>>8278855
>stabs

>>8278826
RPing with Owain at all means you got claimed by him

>>8278884
(Erotic novelist would be a job related to this. Or phone sex.)

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>>8278722
If you think they are so bad, anon, you should bring them to justice!

Don't rest until you drive the villains from your threads!

>>8278910
HAHAHA! I LIVE FOR ZIS!
NEVER! I VILL FIGHT TO MY LAST BREATH!
CATCH PHRASE!

>>8278910
Rogal Dorn? Is that you? What does the magic pain glove tell you?!

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>>8278853
Hotel Moskow spans farther than any military ever has. And you're speaking to the head that controls its all-encompassing reach. Balalaika.
>A cloud of smog escapes through the corner of her mouth, held in a dull, droll line.
Does an automaton exist that can un-violate you? I wonder.

>>8278757
>>8278884
(Nurse isn't odd, just setting up that it makes Anon blush. Use it against him as much as you like.)
>Anon gets the tape measure from the cabinet for Dr. Ziegler. He remembers getting measured in the interview yesterday.

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>>8278937
It tells me... bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks.

The chem geld is indeed a blessing.

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>>8278910
>Filename
Nop

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>>8278858
>>8278902
There's no winning with you guys.
But enough OOC chatter. I'll lurk or something.

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>>8278614
>The moment he tore hs mouth off hers and he pushed down into his mating press once again, Hestia couldn't hold it anymore. As he speaks, warning her Goddess, her own tight walls began to clench on his cock, clinging on it even more than before, to the point that her own walls are milking his girth as If trying to wring out everything. Her mouth hangs open as she slides her tongue out for a brief second before pulling it back in. With a loud moan, right when he finishes his warning, she explodes and her love splattered all over his manhood, coating it completely and giving him her blessing. A powerful aura surrounded him, raising his stats plus +3 as his Goddess moans over her breath as he impaled his whole length into her quivering pussy. As her orgasm finishes, she locks her legs around his waist, pushing him deeper into her, allowing him to spurt everything inside of his Goddess and fill her to the brim with his love.
Filling me... Indulge yourself to your heart's content...
>Her suttering voice barely made it out of her mouth as she continues to breathe heavily.

>>8278805
(Sadly I don't think I can do another session, I've been roleplaying and here for about 10 hours now.)

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>>8278980
>Filling me...
Fill me*

>>8278963
Wait, was I right? I just guessed after watching Emperor's TTS on youtube...

>>8278884
>>8278957
>Her patient's eyes shoot wide open as he sees her enter the room, crossing his legs in surprise at just how curvaceous and beautiful the good doctor was.
Y..You must be Doctor Ziegler! Charmed to meet you.
>Her patient couldn't help but get a bit of a blush on his face as the lovely woman asked him to bare himself. But for his own health he obeyed her words and pulled his underwear off and sat motionless on the bed. His cock slowly rising as he admires Mercy's body under those heavy clothes while her male nurse fetched the tape measure and gives it to her.

>>8278969
>implying anyone can win when Owain already won

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>>8278980
>roleplayng and here
roleplaying here*

I-I shouldn't try to type when I'm feeling hot and I can barely walk

>>8278969
And I shall keep downloading your pics!

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>>8278887
I can't believe I found a lifeform of such low intelligence around here. I guess the overflow in hormones lowered down all other neurological functions of your already pitiful and frail mind. Is that it? Have the neurons within that gray mass of yours divided itself to spend its full accumulated 10% of maximum functionalization to your hormones, detoriating everything else that resides within your brain?

>>8278939
>The girl lets out a whiff of air. Pondering over whether she should bother to explain it or not, Mari starts to get annoyed. Veins becoming visible as a fitting grimace forms, brows frowning and the corner of her mouth twitching up and down.
You really think an army of frail and simpleminded beings could live up to that task? Interesting, but a false observation, or rather so, a judgement. An automatron made out of certain alloy would never fall to simple outdated military material. Not even your compressed .50 caliber rounds would be able to even dent such alloy. But you can give it your fair shot, but if you were to put even one hand on me, I'll ensure you that a certain reprimand is met before you could even express how you feel.

>>8279006
Hestia a sexiest Goddess.

>>8278980
>>8278986
>>8279006

Fuck, I love you Hestia, I need our souls to become one as you bless me. I look forward to seeing you around again another day. I'm sorry I missed you.

>>8278968
https://clyp.it/0bxrtzyj

>>8279031
Yup. Retarded.

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>>8279040
...delete this.

>>8279091
J0nx 2 cute

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>>8279005
gdi

>>8279021
W-What for

>>8279040
DADDY REIN IS BACK TO RECLAIM JINX

>>8279111
And now he's gonna leave >:(
>>8279102
Delete

>>8279031
>compressed .50 caliber rounds

Oh God. My sides have left orbit! This shit should be posted on /k/

>>8279113
Sure, just put on the collar and plug.

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>>8278957
Thank you, nurse.
>Mercy smiles warmly at the new hire. He seemed shy.
Now, if you want to really get something out of this job, you need to watch everything I do closely and ask questions whenever you don't understand.

>>8279003
Delighted, I'm sure.
>The doctor shakes his hand.
That is all right with you, if he stays to help?
>Angela flies to the other side of the room and opens the freezer cabinet to retrieve an ice pack.
Now, for this last set of vitals, we need your penis length.
>She smirks.
First, we need it at its softest.
>Dr. Ziegler applies the ice pack to his genitals.
See, nurse, this is the easiest way to get this measure on most patients. It wasn't just me teasing you.

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>>8279105
Because they serve me better than you. Gahahaha!

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>>8279135
Oh, HG.
You can always use e-hentai or sadpanda. I usually grab my pictures from there.

>>8279003
>>8279133
>Nurse Anon nods to Dr. Ziegler.
Yes, of course.
>He wonders if Dr. Ziegler. will make her patient masturbate in front of her, as he had to do in the interview to get his hard length. He decides not to ask, since he'll find out soon anyway.

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>>8279031
...
>In an instant Bala's gun is out, and she backhands the loli its hard stock. Smoke pours from her like an angry chimney.
Don't..don't you ever say 'compressed .50 caliber rounds' to me ever again

>>8279135
HG can't do anything better than anyone though

>>8279158
I used to have alot of Rance pics I cropped out of the game. But I seem to have lost them after retiring Rance from HG long ago.

Also, MAGA!

>>8279113
>spanks the booty

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>>8279179
They are #1 at not being ERPshit though.

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>>8279187
Gelbooru, Danbooru and Pixiv can work.
Try using e-hentai or sadpanda if you can access.
If you're desperate enough, try DeviantArt.

>>8279187
>MAGA
MEGA! MEGA! MEGA! ?

>>8278980
>Teetering on the edge of his orgasm, he can feel Hestia's climaxing pussy tighten and convulse around him. An excessive amount of juices splashed against him down below, warm fluid covering his entire crotch as he continues moving his hips. He suddenly felt warmth spreading inside him, his body filled with a renewed vigor, to the point where he was visibly glowing. Moreso than ever, he had received Hestia's blessing, filling him with strength as he moved his hips even more wildly. His whole body straining to finish, he grunted in her ear as he reached the end.
G-goddess...! Even if I'm just a lowly member of the Hestia Familia...please let me bless your womb with my seed!
>With one last thrust, he pushed over the edge and, a torrent of semen filling up his goddess' insides. Pressing himself as deep inside her as he possibly could, rope after rope of his warm, sticky cum splashed directly against her cervix. Plugged up with nowhere to go, his sticky seed flooded into her womb, filling her to the brim. With each twitch of his cock he moaned in pleasure, the feeling radiating through his entire body, leaving him breathless as it continued. Finally it passed, leaving him sapped of strength as a warm, tingling buzz filled his head. He collapsed onto the girl, taking a few moments for his breath to return before leaning back onto his knees.

>>8279133
>>8279133
AH!~
>Her patient was at first hard and hot at watching the buxom doctor fly about the room only to yelp in discomfort as she iced up his crotch. He shuffles around a bit as he sat in place but ultimately stood still as Mercy iced his cock back down to it's flaccid state.
Yeah that's fine doctor, I like nursing.....NURSES! Nurses are fine.
>Her patient shuts his mouth after that little slip, blurting out his desires as he just kept staring down her shirt while she was leaning into him and applying the ice. He just silences himself out of embarrassment, still looking down at Mercy's ample chest as she took the tape measure to his limp cock.

>>8279205
>not being ERPshit

You guys have Owain now

You will be just like us soon

>>8279172
(Forgot to link you too nurse anon, sorry!) >>8279233

>>8279243
(I'd have figured it out when I saw her reply. No worries.)

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>>8279210
I could. But I'm not worried about rebuilding it that much. So I just steal a couple of yours when I'm causing shit here.

>>8278980
(Have nice sleep Goddess, full of pleasant dreams)
>Tanon

>>8279238
Unlike you failures we can actually drive shit away.

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>>8279176
>She places the palm of her hand at the back of her scalp, furiously rubbing the place where the stock had hit her. In a fit of rage she stars yelling, eyelids shutting to the point where they're half-lidded. A poisonous stare is all that she could muster up in her current grimace, she could feel the burn on her retina, tears were about to form. The twitching sped up as the girl let out a longtitudinal sigh.
What was that good for? I knew it would upset a simpleminded army person, but to instantly strike me at such capacity? Brutes, the lot of you, just like the rest of the army. You could use the gunpowder within that little .50 caliber round of yours as a replacement for the white matter in your brain, it would probably guide a lot better when your thought process is this subpar! Ew... come to think I was about to be kind and give you a sign of a quick smirk after my remark.

>>8279277
>thinking you can drive Owain away

Good fucking luck

>>8279277
Please teach us how you can do that.

>>8279285
We chased off the origional Owain cancer.

Plus, we chased off Hoshi. Top that one

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>>8279277
>He thinks Hoshi is gone for good

>>8279263
Aya? That you?

>>8279314
He will likely return. And be shitposted away again, just like Kana

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>>8279233
>>8279172
Oh, good. This will be a learning experience for my new little nurse.
>Angela uses the tape measure to record his length.
Now comes the part that is just a bit different from our employees' interviews.
>Mercy snaps on a pair of gloves and begins to touch Anon's crotch. Not in a seductive way, but in a kneading, businesslike manner.
What exactly brings you in today? I see you were referred by your GP.

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>>8279263
Oh, I'll try to mix the choices of pictures I use here so you can play him over at HG.

Hoshi and Mooty left to live a happy life together

The fate of all gooks in /trash/

>>8279355
>Hoshi leaving
>Mooty bring with anyone other than Minus8
>Either of them being happy
There's not one thing in this post that's right.

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>>8279353
>being this nice to a shitposter

Are you me?!

>>8279355
>Magnum Dongs got cucked by Hoshi

>>8279233
>>8279348
>Nurse Anon watches her knead him with her gloved hand. As he stares, he feels jealous that he had to touch himself instead yesterday, but he presumes for the moment that there are completely professional reasons for this. Nurse Anon gets hard watching her hand work it's magic, but his small erection is no distraction to Dr. Ziegler, exactly why she hired him, all the other applicants would have just been too distracting.

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>>8279390
No offense but... We have the likes of Parsee, Paul and Peridot in these threads.
I have also had literal shit flinged at me when I volunteered at some psychiatric center for children with autist and other brain problems.
I can endure a lot.
If you legit want to play Rance I can mix my pictures up for you.

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>>8279224
>Hestia doesn't respond to his words as he thrusts one last time, shoving his entire length into her sex and kissing her wom with the tip of his glans. With a powerful pulsation of his dick combined with her own walks milking him, he finally unloads his content inside of Hestia. The Goddess arches her back, feeling how her womb is being filled with human inside, to the brim. When his orgasm unwinded and he collapses on top of her body, Hestia pats his head with a smile, leaning forward to kiss the top of his head.
You did really good... My child... May my blessing carry on in your body and brings you victory and blissfulness.

(That was pretty great. Thank you, I had a lot of fun, PervAnon.)

>>8279035
(I may come tomorrow and It's okay! Usually I start around this hour but I decided to start a lot more early to play with anons who have been wanting to play with me.)

>>8279034
I am the sexiest! And you too.

>>8279272
https://youtu.be/RuE3BcXWZ68?t=46
(Thank you, Tanon. I hope that you have a great day too.)

>>8279436
*with autism
Derp

>>8279445
(Thanks for indulging me again, enjoyed it a whole lot, you're the best. Going to enjoy another Hestia fap to finish off the weekend. Have a great night!)

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>>8279436
Ily

>still will not stop future shitposts though, but you are alright in my book!

still looking for a kass ava.
>Internal crying.

>>8279513
Who's this qt3.14?

>>8279348
>>8279416
M...my!~
>The anon reacts with a faint moan as Mercy takes to his bare crotch with her gloved hands, her first touches already showing a great deal of skill.
I....It's been a while since I had a thorough examination of my reproductive health Dr. Zeigler. I just want to make sure my body is running at peak performance and nothing is wrong. Normally my old doctor would check with a semen sample just to be sure of it.
>Her patient confides in what worries him about the health of his cock as it reaches it's proud length, quite a good size as Mercy recorded it. He was still a bit shy at having another man in the room see his cock, but his nerves were lessened as he just kept staring at Mercy's huge breasts under those tight clothes as she was so close to him.
I...I heard you had very effective methods of collecting the best samples.

>>8279513
>More Draph women
Oh god my dick

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>>8279524
Narumeia

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ERP thread

The big day edition

Everyone was slowly led into a large room, a wide path leading between two great pools of lava, a small podium at the end, with Lord Dominator standing at the side, wearing an elegant black dress, highlighted with flowing orange trimmings.
The dark magician slowly walked inside, at the opposite end, stepping forward, slowly making her way to the end of the long walkway.
The normally cruel dominatrix was struck with glee, watching her soon-to-be wife walking up to her, the two meeting after a moment.
The verdant green woman took her lover's hands together, standing just a bit taller than her, looking at her with her soft, loving crimson eyes.
The sturdy man behind the podium read off his lines, ending with the question, first asking the Dominator
"Do you, Lord Dominator, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
She replied without hesitation, giving a firm yes, the man then turning his head to The smaller but thicker woman
"Do you, Dark Magician Girl, take this alien to be your lawfully wedded wife?"
She gave the same reply, making it official, the pastor then finishing his speech, allowing the two to kiss, which they eagerly do, pressing their faces together passionately, forming an eternal bond between two lovers

>>8279580
Link to the thread please.

>>8279572
Pretty cute, would snuggle with.

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>>8279475
(See you laterz! Enjoy it, I enjoyed it a lot. And good night.)

(Also I don't know If you saw my first post, I said ''FuckmesohardthatIforgethowtowalktomorrow'' It seems like It happened.)

>>8279603
Hestia a lewdest

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>>8279416
>>8279532

Your GP has good taste! There's no one better at reproductive health than I am.
>She glances back at her clipboard, now on the desk nearby.
So this should be just a standard battery...
>She turns about sharply. She didn't quite know what he needed, so she'd be ready for anything.
Nurse, get me the kit from the third drawer on the left. It should have everything we could use here.
>She looks back at Anon.
I am a licensed physician, and I won't harm you. But you may feel some slight...discomfort during this procedure. I just wanted you to be aware of that. I'm going to need you to trust me.

>>8279580
The day that began the slow death of ERP.

>lifts a glass for the long list of casualties caused by this milestone

>>8279603
(Did you? I think I must have missed it?

On the subject of saying things in posts, last thread I was doing my very best to describe a mating press position without just writing "anon made mating press on hestia" and couldn't figure it out, I think I rewrote the post like twice, so I was really happy when you picked up on it. I don't know if I'm tired or really just that stupid but I appreciated it a whole lot.)

>>8279650
says you loser

>>8279580
Someone please redpill me about this moment.
I'm legit curious.

>>8279532
>>8279639
>Nurse Anon goes to the third drawer on the left and opens it, finding a closed kit inside. He's not sure what's in it, but he's here to do a job, not ask dumb questions. He brings it over to Dr. Ziegler and holds it in his hands and gets ready to hand her anything from it she might need.

>>8279675
LD and DMG had a wedding and it went to shit

A lot of ERP veterans point to this day as the day ERP started going to hell because that was when ERP started focusing more on drama culture and shitposting than actual ERP

>>8279689
>LD and DMG had a wedding and it went to shit
How so?

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Weddings are always trouble.

>>8279639
>>8279684
>Her patient had to stifle his small moans to respond once she began to get more serious about the examination, listening to her warnings closely as she gave him fair warning. He paid little attention to her male assistant as Mercy looked him dead in the eyes for his response, her voluptuous body leaned very close to him on the bed while her grip was on his hard cock.
I....I trust you completely Doctor Ziegler. Whatever you recommend for the best results.
>Anon took a deep breath as her nurse brought over the kit, scanning her buxom frame while he tried to relax and calm his nerves enough to try and climax.
Please be gentle.

>>8279689
That's bullshit.
That crap just coincides with the /v/ influx.

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>>8279717
Tell me about it.

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Sansa ava when?

>>8279723
Hi Paul

>>8279723
>Indirectly blaming morrigan

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>>8279743
As long you don't CHOKE in middle of your speech then all is gucci.
Me? I literally LOST my head because I broke a betrothal.

>>8279743
Ramsay no.

>>8279775
Nah, just there was drama before Paul was even a thing.

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>>8279658
(Not in our session but I posted it before we started ours.

Yeah! I noticed. Don't push yourself, I want you to enjoy it a lot too and yes... I did loved the detail of the mating press. I wasn't sure really but reading it that's what it came into my mind. It burned really good.

Here's my post If you want to read it just for the sake of it. http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/8267222/#8268293 )

>>8279621
Anon a purest!

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>>8279778
>Ramsay
Guess again.

>>8279786
True, but Paul's predecessor Nue didn't destroy ERP.

>>8279700
Because of how autistic Paul's OP was, they ended up calling him out on it and nobody ended up playing along with his retarded wedding theme. Then Paul had a spergfit so mighty that he almost quit the threads forever. And that was the moment where the downfall began.

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>>8279684
>>8279720
>Mercy smiles at Anon.
Good. Then we can get started right away.
>She presses gently on Anon's chest to lie him down on the examination bed and stands off to his left.
The most important part of this workup is making sure you're at your absolute most stimulated. That way we can get an accurate reading on the viability of your sperm.
>Dr. Ziegler unbuttons a ways down her lab coat.
I've noticed you staring at my chest a lot, would it help to...
>She takes one more button down.
...introduce you?
But we may need to introduce you to stimulation you're unfamiliar with.
>She turns around to the nurse.
Nurse. Lubricant. Water-based.

>>8279811
And godmodding. Don't forget the godmodding.

>>8279720
>>8279813
>Nurse Anon opens the kit and sees the water-based lubricant right away, he picks it up and pops open the top, holding out the tube to squeeze some into Dr. Ziegler's hand, or hand her the tube itself, whatever she prefers.

>>8279811
I thought he has always been awful even before the wedding.

>>8279829
>godmodding.
Oooh, my favorite worst RP sin.
Please do tell.

>>8279829
What happened there, again? I don't remember a whole lot of the thread since I was RPing with Iowa at the time. I'd check myself, but it looks like the thread no longer exists in Desu.

The only way to fix ERP is to have a wedding between two ERPers that are mildly liked to popular to undo the damage the LD x DMG wedding caused

>>8279798
(Oh, gotcha. I missed it, I didn't show up until you were well underway. I hope I helped to fulfill your expectations, then. I enjoyed the hell out of it, and I've been hard as a rock for the past few hours now, so I'm going to go take care of it with a good reread. I might betray my anon character and use some Hestia doujins though. Have a good night!)

>>8279853
Shut the fuck up Paul

>>8279853
Owain and Iowa.
They share the same letters too!

>>8279845
He was in terms of writing ability, but this was before he truly showed what a disgusting abomination of a human he really was. He and DMG were on good terms at the time.

>>8279866
>Owain

Fuck no, too many people hate him for that to work

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Where all da furries at

>>8279866
And Owain wedding wouldn't fix a thing because he's seen more as a Discord personality

See: the Trixie x Peach wedding

>>8279880
boards.4chan.org/trash/catalog

>>8279879
But if he was tied to only one person, wouldn't that end the harem meme? But then again, polygamy also exists. Then he'd end up being married to everybody's waifus too.

You're right. Fuck that.

>>8279813
>>8279838
That makes fine sense I suppose.
>Anon blushes at her touch but follows every motion, lying prone on his back as she worked upon his naked body. He gets a flustered look as she comments on how she noticed him staring at her breasts, looking away for a moment out of shyness.
Introduce? What do you mean.......
>Her patient turns around to answer her only to be in a stunned silence at the sight before him as her last button was undone. He stared with an aroused awe as Mercy bared her gigantic breasts to him, his lips shaking and watering up at the sight of them.
M..Miss Ziegler, you want me to...
>He doesn't finish his sentence, too hypnotized by her big, soft bosom to notice anything else. He just leans into her chest with his eyes closed and mouth trembling, paying no attention to her lubricated hand or the assistant watching it all play out.

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Fuck the system, anon. Oh, and me too.

>>8279905
Is that a bulge?

>>8279905
I l-like your hair.

Make a list of ERP ships and vote for which one is most likely to save ERP

>>8279870
I joined as Anon after the wedding, like... Possibly two or three threads after that.
I'm not sure if I should feel glad that I missed such "spectacular" event.

>>8279916
Human Vinyl Scratch & Pony Octavia Melody.

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>>8279910
Yes. No. It's actually a pocket. But I do have a bulge.
>>8279914
I hate it. Should I go bald instead?

>>8279905
Really putting the "Twilight" in "Twilight Sparkle" there, uh...Twilight.

>>8279910
>bulge
That's the inside of a pocket
If you're talking about the zipper it's just not closed

>>8279921
Would you have regretted missing out on what might have been the very first Paul spergout? Or the moment where both his reputation and mental state started to nosedive and never recover?

If not, don't feel bad.

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>>8279935
>Anon follows his instincts.

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>>8279838
>Mercy takes the lubricant and applies it to her gloved hand.
New stimulation like this.
>She inserts a few fingers into his exposed asshole, feeling for his prostate. The doctor turns to her nurse.
Now, even if they object, the prostate is a very sensitive spot for a man.
>Dr. Ziegler finds it.
Properly massaged, it can have...
>With a single press, her patient's cock seems to gain a few inches.

>>8279903
What do you want with them?
>Angela knew he was quite hypnotized.
Do you want to touch them?
>Her free hand pulls his up to her chest.
To suckle? I do lactate.
>She glances back at the nurse.
Didn't they teach you how to work a prostate in training? Take over for me down there. It shouldn't take much to keep him going.

>>8279980
MOMMY
ANON WANT MILKIE WILKIE HEALIE WEALIES WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>>8279991
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
I saw it coming a mile away, but I didn't think Waluigi would be making the post.

Remember to ignore shitposts.

>>8279991
>WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH
>>8279995
>Waluigi

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ-0yi0eflE

>>8279996
HNNGGG
>poops on anon's face
>BRAAAAAAP

>>8279903
>>8279980
Take over?
>Nurse Anon looks at Anon as he puts on some latex gloves. He doesn't want to, but Dr Ziegler is his boss.
If there are no objections from the patient?
>He looks at Anon with a look of 'you can definitely object if you want.'

>>8279995
God dammit... fuck you that made me laugh

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(You know, I would actually do a lactation scene with the shitposter if I thought it would shut him up. Sadly, shitposters are only in it for the shitposting.)

>>8280015
Oh, nurse. I don't think he's going to pay you much mind right now. Get to work.
>Mercy keeps her breasts close to his face.
So what will it be? We need to get this sample.

>>8279916
Hestia x Bell

>>8279980
>>8280015
>Her patient got a bit startled as she snaked her fingers into his anus but lets out a heavy moan as soon as she manages to find his prostate with her lubed hand. His cock reaches it's full peak at just the slightest stimulation, his thoughts focused on nothing but her magnificent bare bosom.
Y..yes please doctor! Letting me suckle from your bosom would make me more aroused than anything please! Let him deal with the prostate just take care of the rest!
>Her patient grows excited at those simple offers as she brings his hand to her chest, so aroused he didn't even mind having the male nurse begin on his prostate. He kneads her supple tit for a while to admire how it feels, the nipples already stiffening up from his touch. Not imposing on any of her wishes he begs for her to take his head, his open mouth just an inch from her large, heaving breast.

>>8280061
>>8280083

(Damn, didn't link properly there sorry, I'd love to keep going if you don't mind.)>>8280070

>>8280061
>>8280070
>Nurse anon lubes up his fingers and takes Dr. Ziegler's place massaging Anon's prostate. He's a nurse, it comes with the territory. He watches jealously as Dr. Ziegler strokes Anon's cock and lets him enjoy her breasts.

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>>8280070
>>8280102
(I need to go at 0300. Uni calls.)

>Mercy holds her tit in one hand.
Do you want to taste my milk? It's all just for you. Gallons of my warm cream.
>She begins to stroke Anon's now-massive cock again, as he takes her nipple in his mouth and her chest in his hands.
Mmmmm...
>Angela couldn't deny that she enjoyed having her breasts drained by such an eager young man.
Take notes, nurse. You have to, ah, give them the thing they want the most. That's how you get them to their, ah, peak hardness.
>She thinks.
A few more minutes of this should get us all we need. Nurse, catch this leaking precum with one of the sample bottles from the kit.

>>8279916
Mecha x Coffee
Jiro x Jinx
Virra x Lore
Iowa x Kongou

>>8280152
>Gallons
YOU'RE SWISS! It's Liters.

>>8280152
>Nurse anon continued massaging his prostate with one hand and grabbed a sample bottle with the other, placing it to catch the precum while Mercy continued her hand job.

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>>8280171

>>8279916
Mettaton x Trixie

Imagine the assblasted Trixie supporters' reactions

>>8279916
Parsee x Awoo

>>8280202
>Parshit x anything

Nope

>>8280152
>>8280181
(Gotcha so like in 1-2 hours or 2-4 posts?)
>Her patient hears her blunt teasing only to have his mouth filled with the soft flesh of her bosom. Instinctively he latches to as much of her firm breast as he could and sucks away, licking at her stiff nipple as already her delicious milk began to flow.
Mmm...It tastes exceptional Ziegler. Your methods are truly masterclass.
>Her patient showers the buxom blonde doctor with compliments as he drinks from her huge breast, swallowing down growing mouthfuls as her sweet cream keeps pouring down his throat. His cock was at it's full length in no time, leaking with a steady trickle of precum as he edged himself to savor as much of this moment as he could.
Don't let up down there man I think you just hit the sweet spot.

>>8280182
Holy fuck sauce

>>8280206
Pairing a shitter with a shitter is only fair.

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>>8280171
>implying I'm not so thoroughly in character that my character isn't impersonating an American to make Anon more comfortable
(verdammt i'm good)

>>8280181
>>8280213
(Like now. Sorry, but I have to go.)
>Mercy stroked faster.
Be ready to catch his cum, nurse.
>She looks back to Anon.
Is it delicious? Is it all the sweetness you wanted?
>'Verdammt!' she thought, 'I don't need to enjoy being suckled so much...'
Now I need you to cum, Anon. Cum for me.
>She slowed her strokes. He'd be ejaculating in no time. She turned back to the nurse.
Remember, giving them verbal commands is important. They really do listen when they're this aroused.

>>8280258
>Nurse Anon got the sample container ready for Anon to cum. So jealous that he only got to masturbate yesterday.

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>Missed the two I wanted to post with.
Awww, shucks.

>>8280323
FIRE SISTERS WHEN?!

>>8280258
>>8280278
(Understood, this post will be the last. Man this was a pretty great session, thanks mercy. Nurse anon made it pretty hot as well, it was a nice touch. Hope to catch you guys again sometime, have a goodnight both of you.)
>Her patient was overwhelmed with the expert stimulation he was receiving from the two, his cock drooling with precum as he strained to hold back for more. He buried his face into her warm, supple breast and sucked as strongly as he could on the soft flesh, chugging away at her delicious milk as his tongue swirled around her hard pink nipple. Eventually all their efforts overwhelmed him and he erupted with a thick torrent of his semen shortly after she commanded him. His hard cock cascaded with cum, nearly filling the container held by the attending nurse until he limps out in fatigue. He pulls himself off the good doctor's breast when he finished climaxing, lying on the bed to catch his breath.
I...Incredible work Doctor Ziegler, and nurse anon. I will be sure to keep you on payroll if anything arises, have a lovely day Doctor.
>Basking in the afterglow anon gives his polite thanks as he put his clothes back on. Leaving the room more than satisfied with the heavy sample in the bottle and making sure to leave his pay at the front desk before exit.

>>8280155
Is Jiro still alive?

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>>8280332
Now.
I just got a folder for them.

>>8280358
vacation

>>8280358
For as long as he has hope in finding someone, he probably won't kill himself.

>>8280362
Pls do, I'd love you 5 ever

>>8280332
You better have an ava ready, though. Anons need not apply.

>>8280358
Yeah he just popped in today.

>>8280362
Don't they fall under underage? Technically making them non erpable?

>>8280385
Are you retarded?

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>>8280385
Would anybody bother to check when she looks like this?

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Form a line.

>>8280399
10/10 would go to jail for.

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>>8280408
Jails are temporary, fellow anon. You're looking at mandatory prison time if word got out. That's not assuming of course that she ends up loving it and says nothing.

>>8280441
Those abs are worth it.

>>8280441
>tfw no heavily sexual workout session with Karen in the weightlifting room

Reported anyway. Fuck pedos

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>>8280467

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>>8280367
Thanks but as >>8280369
said, you better have an ava ready

>>8280385
They're not underage though

>>8280476
>not underage
dropped

>>8280476
No thanks, then. I like the fire sisters, but it's definitely not worth the effort, or the shitposting.

>>8280465
I mean, you could. We have a player now. You just better not remain an anon for it. They're really stingy about that for some reason.

>>8280476
Please elaborate more the Ava thing.

>>8280476
>Araragi is not 18
>somehow his younger sisters are

You wot m8?

>>8280500
It's code for "For Owain claiming"

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Who's your favorite loli, /erp/?
I love all lolis, but Shinobu Oshino is amazing.

>>8280503
>Araragi is not 18
>He hasn't kept up

>>8280504
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>8280493
Then they're not worth anyone's time, it's as simple as that, really.

>>8280503
I'm just messing with that anon! Shhh! >>8280483

>>8280484
Aww shucks.

>>8280500
Play a male ava.

>>8280512
His Discord fanbase will let him keep getting away with it for as long as he wants

>>8280525
This injustice can not stand!

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>>8280523

>>8280523
>Play a male ava.
Different guy, but how did that answer the question?

>>8280509
I can appreciate all lolis in any variety, but Assassin of Black holds a special place in my heart. And loins.

>genuinely responding to it
>faggots are literally incapable of ignoring bait

>>8280541
Jack the ripper is pretty gureato, those hips are perfect.

>>8280543
What else is there to do during dead hours?

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>>8280557
Die

>>8280441
>>8280399
Post more fit tits.

>>8280561
Is that Silver Chariot attacking another Stand in the Live Action movie of JJBA?

>>8280561
Please, anon. At least give me a couple more years before that.

>>8280561
I wish I could.

>>8280552
God's gift to the loli-loving man. Crossing my fingers that I can lewd her one of these days.

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>>8280569
Close, but no dice, I'm afraid.

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>>8280565
Okay. I'll give you more of a peek than the ava version ever will.

>>8280587
Damn that's a quality gif. Thanks anon.

>>8280582
You'll have those fingers crossed for a long time. No one wants to pick her up because Parshit thirsts at just the image of her.

>>8280582
You've just gotta keep believing, anon.

>>8280587
Holy Underboobs Batman

>>8280598
It's not hard to ignore people, you know.

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>>8280597
Boi you aint seen nothing yet.

>>8280606
>thinking you can ignore Parsee

He'll just invite someone to spam the the thread

>>8280616
That's why you exchange IDs in the middle/after your session

>>8280598
Life with crossed fingers sounds rough, but I can endure the struggle.

>>8280600
I will, anon. Every dog gets his day eventually.

>>8280619
>thinking you can hide from Parsee

>>8280611
>TFW no big firm titties that just grew in to play with all night
Still that's some good shit man

>>8280629
Why are you scared or Parsee? If you really want to avoid them, or anyone really, you can.