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Who's your favorite bird?
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>>8275724
clancy
>>8275724
Me! Ruffles!
>>8275724
guzma
>>8275755
>a mouse has arrived near the rockbirb
>squeek
>>8275724
not ruffles
>>8275720
Let's... let's get some air, maybe get outta Castelia for a bit.
>>8275674
I'm alive, that's a start, right?
>Begin walking down to the Castelia-Virbank ferry.
>>8275774
Hello? Hello?
Are you a new friend?
The Pidoves didn't send you, did they?
>>8275798
aight im comin with ya
>call up random skull grunt #55
hey
you wanna chill in unova bro we having a skull powwow down here
>>8275674
Yeah i think i have some cough syrup i'm going to get it, at least before mom does an gives me syrup like i'm a baby
I guess i could make some tea too
>>8275724
Ruffles is funny
>>8275815
No... they didn't...
...
Y-you're not gonna eat me, right?
>Squeek
>>8275703
>Roll to catch the fry husband
>>8275867
>potato based husband lands on cabbage based husband
hey
>>8275798
...
>Nods
>Follows John
>>8275853
Why would I do that?
That would be mean! Mean!
Like Pidoves trying to beat me up to get human friend's Berry bush!
You look like you need a hug.
>Ruffles: pat the squeeky ears
>>8275824
holy shit you're still alive.
Yeah, I'd love to but like, I don't have any kinda transport, man.
>strolling outside at night
>the cold breeze is noday is pretty quiet in alola
wonder why
>>8275824
sniffers (the buizel) doesnt want you in his plot
so fuck off
>>8275929
no u
>>8275824
>>8275798
Fuck it I'm in.
>Grunt: let out Nidoking to get the booze cases onto the ferry too.
>>8275894
>Rattatat: hug the protobirb. Squeek.
...Y-you don't mind if I stay here for a while right?
>>8275841
cough syrup and tea is a hell of a mean combo my dude
>>8275903
dont you have a bird my dude?
>>8275929
kk im outie
>head fuckways out-
>>8275959
welp nevermind random anon
ferry time it is
>allonsy or whatever they say
>>8275824
>>8275959
...
>Wave
>>8275887
>The salad has been floored, husband is on his chest again
>Wheeze
>No words, only coughing and husband hugs
>>8275891
>John: nod and smile.
>>8275959
So, you're our inside man with the guys we've been mixing it up with. Any idea what the last lead asshole's up to other than that it involves a Master Ball?
>>8275994
>hug the husband
hey sup
my knight in lettuce armor has arrived
>>8276015
Knight? Hm.... Well.... Am I really your knight if I just bought you...?
>>8276004
I think the fucker's looking to capture a fuckin' Legend or some shit.
I hope he gets his dick ripped off by whoever he's after.
>>8275982
Hey there, little dude.
>Pat the bui.
OK I used to be a cold killer grunt and now I'm calming shook up strangers.
Is this my new group wearing off on me, or some psychic shenanigans? Heck it, I don't really care either way.
>>8275972
Hell yeah, used to get syrup-drunk when I was working for my old boss and couldn't afford real booze.
>>8275972
Nah dude, last bird I had flew the co-op.
Not that he coulda carried me to Unova anyways.
- SG, computer a shit rn
I'm bored ass fuck
Ask me questions i'll answer best I can (Side note- make them IC questions, i'll be quicker to answer those tbqh)
>>8276243
hi bored ass fuck
im dave
>>8275982
heyo
>>8276113
pff nice dude
>>8276231
lame
is plumeria still there
shed probably lend you a bird
otherwise go catch one senpai
thats an order from ya boi
>>8276258
arent you the dude with some claim in skull
whats with the pjs and where can i get some
>>8276297
>>8276113
...
Hey.
>Deeply breathes in and out, looking out at the water
...
So, uh...How are you guys doing?
>>8276297
probs
the french fry is my big bro
does that get me a claim or some shit
am i in line for the skull throne
yeah dude these are my champ pjs
got em commished by the league
instead of getting a fancy league room
fuck that man
>>8275967
Of course! Of course!
You can stay here!
Just don't attack the special Berry bush, that's what Pidoves do!
i guess i'll just star gaze for a while, the sky is really starry tonight
>>8276425
Don't worry, I won't.
>Relieved squeek.
>...Go to hide under something from anything that seems hungry. But at least for the moment stay close to birb.
>>8276406
pretty good little dude
you feeling alright
guzmas here for you if ya need to vent my dude
>>8276417
okay before i fuckin
beg you for a pair of comfy ass pjs
do i need to snip one of my nips off for em
cause thats a no go
>>8276454
>text rando skull grunt
>"hey fukers some lady needs to be chilled with -ya boi"
>>8276468
nah dude
take a pair
go experience nipdom for me
cherish the duo nip pleasure for me
go get matching nip piercings or some shit
>>8276454
Alooooooola! Hey!!
>>8276549
hey? who are you?
>>8276406
>Grunt does not understand Pokemon.
>Still, he's pretty sure that was a friendly sound
Heck of a night to just chill out, huh?
Didn't get to chill back with my old job, that was some rough times.
You seem like you're not, like, having a bad trip at least.
>Pat the bui.
>>8276468
>>8276532
Salad man's hitched with frydude, and frydude's got pull with you guys right?
Wait shit I think that makes you both my bosses.
>>8276567
>He stops short of the knife.
Hey there! Are you lost?
>>8276467
>Ruffles: fetch Oran berries and leftover rice
What's your name, friend?
Are you hungry? i found snacks.
>>8276297
Nah I haven't seen plume around for a while either or I'd go hit her up.
Guess I'll go see what kinda non-shitlord bird I can find then.
>Grunt who I still haven't thought of a name for: go do that.
>>8276601
not really just bored and stargazing, nothing much
>>8276581
oh dude
are you with plasma
cause like
plasma has 2 sics
me and bro
>>8276601
hahah wait
dude
hau are you doing
>>8276611
...My name's Mozzarella. And... thank you.
>Nibble on a berry. Squeek.
>...Remain hidden under a shelving system or chair or something.
...What's your name?
>>8276532
blessed by the one nipped wonder
thanks dude
>>8276581
guess so? well im a decent boss so do whatever dude
aint gonna make you do a dance for me
>>8276629
aight dude
fuckin
ask hau for a pokemon
dudes the sweetest thing on earth
>>8276243
What is love?
>>8276673
wait
dude
how the shit
whered you hear about my nip problem
>>8276637
>He turns the translator off on his Rotomdex and opens up a pokeglot handbook.
Really? The stars are always really pretty at night aren't they?
>>8276654
Pff that's bad! Time to learn some new puns and strider into a new level of jokery.
>>8276468
Had a unusual day yesterday. Saw some things I still can't understand, and it threw me off for a while.
Still a little...Shocked, but I'm trying to calm down now.
>>8276581
>Smile at the pats, which help calm him down a little more.
>>8276715
well, yeah, they sure are i didn't have much to do today, anyone to talk, looking at starts is something i like to do from time to time
>>8276258
hi I'm dave, are you me as fuck?
>>8276683
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I hehe sorry had to, but in all seriousness it can be the worst or best feeling toward someone real close to you, it can be a friend, family, or someone you enjoy being around. In the end its a very hellish feeling
>>8276654
Yeah, dude. They gave me a golden opportunity to flip sides and fuck my old bosses over.
Fuck Mr. Darke, fuck old man Cartier, and especially fuck that dead cannibal Marshall, and their "keep-the-grunts-loyal-through-blackmail-and-financial-desperation" bullshit too.
>>8276673
Sweet. Take whatever you want from ex-boss' liquor stash, I can't drink all this.
>>8276722
>Smile.
You're gonna be alright, little buddy.
>>8276673
...dude hau sucks shit though, same goes for his pokeys.
Even I can beat him, and I've only got like..three pokemon.
>Roll for bird finding I guess
>>8276672
I'm Ruffles! Ruffles the Archen!
I live here with human friends John and Seb, and the rest of the Pokemon here!
Seb and the computer-birbs are fun to hang out with, but John's the best! The best!
>>8276715
>That pun doesn't apply to PAR's Dave because his last name is Gropius but shh
>I'll make it work man
pffft fucking
got me by my league nickname
guess im gonna have to step it up
how hala-ble
>>8276783
no im dave
>>8276792
aight man
you gotta don the plasma outfit
the new one
go ask john about it
>>8276714
everyone knows the legends of the one nippled warrior
>>8276722
ah i get you my man
>pet otter
>>8276792
sweet
>snag some booze
party at po town
>>8276797
pff if you can beat him you must be cheating my dude
>>8276797
Hey, Hau isn't that bad!
>>8276819
...They sounds nice. I'll have to meet them myself...
>Continue nibbling on berry
...They... they don't eat Rattata like me, do they...?
>Squeek
>>8276781
>Checking pokeglot book.
Well I'm here for you! What's been on your mind?
>>8276797
>Instead of bird you find Hau.
Hey, what's good my bro?
>>8276820
>Freaking missing posts sorry.
Hala-ble? That's Tapu Lelame.
-Hau
>>8276792
>Smiles and nods
>>8276833
>Purrs softly at the petting
Thanks. I guess it just takes time for this sort of thing.
>>8276792
>>8276859
i dunno, just thinking about my life, and that my past relashionships
>>8276840
..Heeee's pretty bad.
>>8276833
If by cheating you mean understanding type advantages, sure.
>>8276859
christ.
Absolutely nothing.
(Skitts here, not gonna be able to post for a while so... Don't expect to hear from Dave, N, Sun, ect for like... Half a week?)
>>8276875
more like tapu bulushit
>>8276912
Past relationships? You need someone to talk to?
>>8276914
You looking for something, dude? If it's a battle I'm game.
>>8276820
New uniform? Well, shit. I better get on that fast once I'm no longer undercover.
Wait a sec. I'm no longer undercover already.
Aw hell yeah.
>>8276833
I got an idea
Get this: Malasada cookout for a weekend or something.
>>8276905
The agreed amount's on the way. Got away with more than expected, so don't worry, we aren't cracking open anything you were agreed to get.
>>8276857
>curious beeping
>>8276942
(Noted! Stay safe, bud!)
Dude! No swear words! Are you gonna Necroast me next?
-Hau
>>8276944
not really, just doing some reflexing on how it always with breaking up
>>8276967
>>8276944
birds.
Or anything that can fly me long distances, really.
>>8276889
yeah man
what do you like doin anyway?
>>8276914
suuuuuuure
get up on that bird were gonna have a cookout without you
>>8276967
hell yeah now thats a plan i can get behind
youre welcome into po town as long as you aint gonna stir shit up
aaand you can crash if you need to sleep or whatever
>>8277007
>Nervous squeeking
>>8277023
>Checking handbook.
Hmm... Do you think you go too fast? I remember a guy in high school telling me he had a crush on another guy and I said he needs to take it slow.
A lot of people like battling, maybe you should learn how to battle?
>>8277039
Yeah hang on! You owe me a malasada or a battle though!
>Roll for what he's got for grunty here.
>>8276857
Never! Never!
>>8277007
Hal? Hal, is that you?
We have a new friend!
>>8277048
Well, don't wait up on me, apparently birds fuckin sleep at night.
>>8277096
..Aight, sure, I can do one of those.
>>8277108
>>8277108
>Oh, all right.
>Relieved squeeks.
>Remain under whatever he's under.
>Then pass out because I'm passing out irl
>...Go ahead and fish him out if you want
>>8277077
>VOCALIZER: ON
"Hello"
"Please calm down"
>>8277108
"New friend?"
>>8277096
well, you're right sometimes i try to haste thing up
i do know how to battle, i just don't like fighting that much
i got a job at a cafe, i do meet some people and some regulars from time to time
>>8277014
(Yeah, I'll try man. I can still squeeze some more posting time out of tonight tho.)
nah
gonna tape finish you off with some wicked puns tho
-Dave
>>8277275
(Fucking auto correct. Should be tapu finish)
>>8277186
>Ruffles attempts to fish out the squeeker and set said squeeker somewhere comfier than under the table.
>Probably a blanket-nest.
>>8277213
New friend! I think new friend needs some sleep...
>>8277117
>He hands the grunt a pokeball for a LV40 Pidgeot.
There you go! Be nice to him, okay?
>>8277217
Maybe try and make friends with one of them? Orrrrr if you're the adventurous type there's always groups of people hanging around that do stuff.
Like Team Skull or... The... Sail things. You think Hausail would catch on?
>>8277275
(Alright. Try to stay safe, dude.)
Tapu Finish me off? That's sooooooo lame! Heck I'm out of any good puns, you've Aegislashed me in half and Gillguarded yourself, huh?
>>8277039
Tic? Tic?
>>8277368
hey chuckles stop forcing yourself in everything
>>8277390
suck my fat cock
>>8277390
( take and go )
>>8277390
(your a dumbass)
>>8277366
i don't know, i guess it could work, but yeah i guess i should try to make just friends, ones that aren't scared of me
other than my boss, some exes that i still talk to, and gar a friend that i met yesterday, i guess you count too as a friend
>>8277186
>Analyzing...
>Status: Sleep
>>8277362
"New friend needs some blankets and pillows"
"Try the laundry"
>>8277368
(Yeah I'm actually annoyed about you trying to preemptively shoehorn yourself into stuff at this point.)
>>8277469
>Ruffles: raid the laundry
>Rolling for success: successdubs are infinite comfy, faildubs means Ruffles rips something important by mistake.
>>8277366
yeah dude
ruined your chanseys of winning this pun fight
litten you off easy tho
youre living to pun another day
-Dave
>>8277366
..Cool. Thanks dude.
I'll take good care of 'em.
>>8277368
..what the hell is that thing.
>>8277368
>Walks up behind the Togetic with a sack.
It is good day.
>>8277501
>Analyzing...
>Object: old blanket
>Integrity: 66%
"Will have to do"
>>8277624
Uh....
>>8277479
Ok sorry, didn't realize I was interrupting something. I've only been lurking occasionally and thought it'd be a good time to try something out.
Sorry
>>8277705
Da I will make borscht.
I will give you some if you want, sir.
>Run off with sack.
>>8277726
Zinzolin no... put that Togetic back or so help me...
Rip togetic
Fs out
>>8277752
I have put it back.
Goodbye.
>>8277725
( Don't let that asshole get to you, he was accusing you of being someone I know is asleep right now )
(also we have a dedicated shitposter kicking around who tries to kill thread with the same fervor of some of our active participants )
>>8277841
fuck off we know it was chuckles even jiji agreed with me
>>8277464
well it's getting late, so i have to go goodbye hau
i wish i was dead
>>8277964
(>as well as admit)
(Phone. Phone why? Why is there an admit in this sentence?)
So...
How's the weather in Castelia? Do you have to pay to moor your boat?
>>8278137
Yes.
>>8278149
No.
>>8278213
MAYBE
>>8278149
>>8278213
>>8278217
Well thanks. Guess I'm offering any rides for anyone in Alola?
>>8278217
I DON'T KNOOOW.
>>8278237
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8278326
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
why are we yelling
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>The noise of something snapping in place in one's brain
>"...how many hours I've spent just staring at this dead thing"
>"And how many in total just spacing out today in a divine liquor induced stupor"
>"I didn't even notice Hal entering and doing the late night programs"
>"Time for bed"
i want bones to watch jiji fap
>>8278495
anon pls
>>8278514
you dont wanna?
>>8278521
anon.
pls.
>>8278529
i bet hed let you watch if you asked
>>8278552
anooooooooon
thats leeewd.
..maybe a little but
pls.
>>8278566
did you pick pls up from him? thats cute
people with big dicks usually last longer dude
>>8278576
i mean
yeah probably i think so
why are you like this
>>8278591
Fuuuuuuuggggg the Raaaaaaaachiiiiiiiiiii
>>8278597
other way ghostface
other way.
>UB portals into Ceridwyn Keep.
>Starts looking around.
Having some tea to helpnme get better, i hope the headaches and the coughing stops
>>8278673
...Hello?
>>8278781
...?
>Touch floating sword.
>>8278833
UH BONES?
>>8278849
>Arm gets taken off.
...
>Roll to put it back on.
>>8278869
BONES THERES A SWORD THING IN OUR HOUSE
>>8278883
...
>Touch sword.
>>8278849
Yeees?
>>8278869
..uh.
>>8278883
...i see.
>>8278892
>>8278898
>Hide behind husband
its arm came off...
>>8278898
...?
>>8278913
...?
>Leave paper crane.
>UB portal out.
>>8278913
I..I noticed.
>>8278926
..uh.
Bye then? I guess?
>>8278926
What the fuck.
>>8278940
...So, uh, are you hungry?
>>8278961
Yyyeah, kinda.
that was weird.
>>8278975
>Stabhusband: Hold wak goo maker's hand and head to the mess hall.
Anything you're in the mood for?
>>8278995
lobster.
Nah, nothing in particular really.
>Smooch the bladebando
reminder that bones is for impregnation
>>8279374
ic or ooc
>>8279448
both
at the same time
>>8279056
>>8278995
I am Tree
>currently floating upside down and having an imaginary tea-party on the ceiling
>>8279056
Hmm...
>>8279494
...Tree why.
>>8279494
...?
>Stare at and be moderately confused
>>8279581
>Tree shrugs
>He then pours and offers Stitch and bones a cup of Tea
>except because he is upside down on the ceiling It just spills everywhere on the floor
>>8279606
what
Bird
>>8281042
Bambino.
>>8281289
borb
>>8281610
I's is just big boned.
>>8281619
how do you do big boned borb
>>8281626
With a cloaca.
>>8281639
That's knot what i meant
>>8281686
Listen pervertito, you're the one talking about doing birds here.
>>8281706
I mean how is your well being you silly borb
>>8281710
I's a homeless bird with a criminal record livin' in a hutch cobbled outta scrap metal in the pro-ay-mininty ov'a reclaimed castle inna town which previously contained large numbers of people that want'sed to kill me, now containing a bunch of ghosts.
So 'bretty good bambino.
>>8281740
Good morning borby, what kinda castle
>>8281752
The dusty kind.
- Clancy "Chewing Up the Image Limit" MacGoogle.
>>8281768
Dusty? I'd like to live in a castle but probably not a dusty one
>>8281776
Don't actually live in a castle. Just next to it. I's like a neighbor. Exceptin' I don't pay no taxes. Or own any property. Or contribute to the community. And I take food without payin' for it.
-Clancy "'Squatting' is a Nicer Word than 'Breaking and Entering'" MacGoogle
>>8281793
Maybe you should try living in the castle instead of outside of it, I'm sure the people who live there would let you. You seem like a nice birb
>>8281798
...Eh. I'm already taking their food. Might as well take a room.
>squeek
>>8281835
>{DEEP CONCERN}
>>8281870
(fuk didn't change the retarded filename)
>>8281870
>continued rapid Squeaking
>>8281901
>>8281835
Son of a- Shiny put Zorro's squeaker back
>>8281887
(just wanna let you know i love your filenames)
>>8281901
>{FRIGHTENED BIRD NOISES}
>>8281920
(thanks. I'm always worried that I'm bugging someone with the whole shtick so it's nice to know it's going over with a few people at least)
>>8281911
Too late
>one last squeak then it stops
>>8281939
what are you doin tonight
>>8281959
Oh lord Zorro's gonna burn you for that.
>>8281959
Hiding my toys.
>>8281963
Your right, I should put it back before he wakes up
>horrible hacking cough noises and squeaks
>>8281982
...
>>8281982
>>8281998
>places Squeaky Toy in a bucket of water
There now he won't know the difference
>>8282016
But I'll know and that's horrible
-Sylvie
>>8282024
>Blank Stare
you sure you know...
>>8282045
Yes. She knows. I know. Buddy Holly knows. We all know.
>>8282045
yes?
Ok
>>8282065
Want me to Teach you how to do it
>>8282113
>{SQUAWKING WHICH INDICATES A SEVER LACK OF UNDERSTANDING)
>>8282113
Shiny sometimes i don't even know about you.
>>8282127
Just hit me up if you wanna learn some cool party Tricks
I know all sorts of Tricks involving phones, toothbrushes, TV remotes, Computer mice and anything else around the house
>>8282165
We should hang out more often
Though not at any Daycares, I am banned for life from all Kanto ones
>>8282233
good thing we're not in kanto then.
>meanders into the room.
Hey! I thought i heard squeaking!
>>8282240
Good morning honey, how're you?
>>8282240
Here you go
>fetches the Squeaky toy from the bucket of water
>>8282254
I have to ask how are you so dexterous without your ribbons?
-sylvie
>>8282285
Lots of 'practice'
-Shiny
>>8282251
Hello! I am good.
>hugs Sylvie
How are you?
>>8282254
Thanks a bunch!
>squeak
Why was it in the bucket?
>>8282371
I dropped it in mud, thought I should clean it
-Shiny
>>8282371
I'm tired but doing well
>hugs back
We've got a visitor, some young jolteon came in from the street. Dunno what Frankie's gonna do with him.
>>8282386
Well thank you!
>squeak
>>8282439
Really? That sounds exciting. Are they okay?
>>8282457
He seems quite cheery so I think he's fine.
>>8282457
>innocent blank Stare
>internal Giggling
>>8282466
>squeak
That's great. Did they say what they are doing around here?
>>8282496
What are you staring at?
>squeak
>>8282550
Nothin
>>8282550
They did not say and I forgot to ask, they did tell vapey their old trainer was dead though so maybe that has something to do with it?
>>8282563
>suspicious squeaking
....
How does your stuff feel today?
>>8282599
Well i hope they like to battle!
>squeak
>>8282740
Pretty good, especially I had fun with your Sqeaker earlier
squeaking it was fun
>>8282740
I think they might, they're decently high level for how young they are.
>>8282826
I know right!
>squeak
It is the best!
>>8282892
>rolls on her back and stretches
Did you have anything in mind you wanted to do today?
>>8282892
>continues Staring at Zoros Squeaker
>Roll to suppress a Giggle
>>8282957
>push wheelchair doggo over
>>8282949
>squeak
Hmmmmmm i am near level 80 so training is an option!
>toss squeaker to sylvie
Catch!
>>8282957
What are you giggling about?
>>8283071
>feign trying to catch the moist squeaker
Oh no i dropped it, better wash it off with hot soapy water
>>8283126
Well you should know!
Also do your ribbons grow back?
>>8283229
Yeah, quickly, would make putting things up my butt harder if they didn't
I lose them all the time
>>8283270
It's like you want to die.
>>8283212
Awwe...
You can not catch stuff well huh...
>>8283270
Well that is a good thing?
>gets the squeaker
>runs it into the kitchen and put it in the sink
>>8283322
Whatever happens I will get better
>>8283359
Also I did my butt trick with your squeaky Toy
Hi everyone what did I miss
>>8283513
would you contribute to my sylveon milk shop?
>>8283513
.....
You. WHAT.?
>Frankie: stumble up for the day, grab cheap easy breakfast.
>>8283603
>imminent incineration senses tingling
>>8283359
Nope
>>8283603
>>8283513
>>8283603
I cleaned it afterwards though so it should be fine
>>8283640
>>8283513
. . .
shiny you what
>>8283603
Zorro please don't kill Shiny for this
Or burn the house down
>>8283603
kill him zorro
he must burn
>>8283768
You hush
>>8283574
What is sylveon milk?
>>8283640
>drought activates
Not very well! It tasted funky!
>>8283706
>it is getting hot in here.
>>8283838
.
>>8283838
>>8283858
>Vapey looks for the nearest body of water to jump in
>Evens it's the sink, odds it's the Shiny bucket
>>8283838
Sylveon milk is probably literal milk from a female sylveon or semen from a male sylveon
>>8283838
>>8283858
>>8283908
>Floats through their wall.
>Screams.
>Floats through opposing wall.
>>8284076
Huh?
>>8283990
But why?
>>8284110
Some humans are weird like that.
Does anyone know where I can find that hero bug from the Unovan Assassination?
>>8284188
that lesbo bisharp in alola might know where hero bug is
>>8284188
(their RPer quit/went on hiatus yesterday just so you know)
>>8284188
Huh, didn't know they were calling it an assassination now.
Unova PD hasn't come out with their official report on the incident.
Still, I think the Scizor in question left the Region.
>>8284188
Why do you want to find me?
>>8284220
>I didn't quit. I had to deal with some stupid family things.
>Sorry if it sounded like I was quitting.
>>8284117
>runs out side
>barks
Get back here!
the cafe is pretty lively today
>>8284252
(we were rused again)
(someone was pretending to be you yesterday)
>>8284295
>Frankie: Be very concerned.
Zorro, hold it!
No frying the rest of the team!
>>8284295
Zorro calm down, the guy's hyper sexual idiot but that isn't worth killing him over. I'll get you another squeaker
...Well I'm going to be out training.
>>8284314
>Sorry about that. That wasn't me.
>I was offline up until now.
>>8284357
>>8284335
>>8284295
You know, I think McGhetsis is still doing that squeeky toy promotion for the McPokeMeals
We could get a mountain of them for me and you to play with
>>8284335
But he the entire squeaker!
>>8284357
>cools down a bit....
Ok.. .
>>8284376
(no worries, it's the the local shitposter who is getting good at making inpressions of other rpers)
>(tfw just realized how easy it would be for someone to impersonate any of us and cause a fuck ton of drama)
>>8284400
>Frankie: seize the opportunity.
That's good thinking, Shines.
Hell, I'd endure a McPokeMeal or two if that would resolve the issue.
>>8284420
And he's still in trouble because he the entire squeaker.
Because that was your squeaker and he should have asked.
So, everybody up for a trip out to acquire more squeakers?
>>8284462
Yeah I'm up for it
>>8284447
(worry)
>>8284390
Well if you want to see that I don't see why. I am around Gateon Port.
>>8284444
>Beautiful.
>Thank you!
>>8284444
>>8284447
>>8284489
(Just imagefag OOC too, I guess.)
>>8284462
Awwww yis!
>excited circles
>>8284489
I'm good for it
Lets go everybody
>Vapey: lead the party off to McGhetsis for the purpose of getting MrPokeMeal toys. ( Like a bunch of middle-aged ladies in the 90s during the IRL McD's beanie baby promotion. )
>>8284581
...
>Follow Frankie.
>>8284581
>bounces along behind.
I am going to get the largest French fries ever!
>>8284638
>Frankie: Ghet to the McPokeMeal Toy Place
>Whole team's coming along even if Frankie's gotta carry someone (read: probably Cocoa.)
>Rolling to see if he's too distracted to notice being followed or not.
>>8284683
Sounds like a plan. I think they only come in... four sizes, though? Small, medium, large, kids?
>>8284683
>follows along side
>>8284701
Zorro can have my fries I'm not very hungry
>>8284638
Whoa
>looking up at bug
>>8284701
I Am getting super big one!
>>8284701
...
>Continue to follow.
>>8284760
>Wave.
>>8284754
Same
Mostly 'cause when the evil sister came over she fed me fries and I felt grease slicked for d-
>>8284638
>>8284760
Oh my
Hello there
>>8284776
That's a big buggo
>>8284908
>>8284776
You are taaaaaaaaall!
-zorro (out of pictures)
>>8284787
>Wave.
>>8284908
>>8284942
...?
Thank...you?
>Zips around the S.S. Libra.
>Very fast bug noises.
>>8284940
>>8284967
>Frankie: somewhat surprised but not nearly as much as some of the locals.
Um... hello there.
Can I help you?
>Reflexively pet Vapey for calm
>>8285031
...Where are we going?
>>8285022
Kree?
>Watch very fast bug movign at incredible hihg speeds.
>Sandslash is up on the deck of the S.S.Libra, sunbathing
>>8285149
. . .
We're... going to get junk food and squeaky toys due to, um, mischief at home?
>Frankie: still a little stunned
>>8285231
I am not holding you up. Let us go.
>>8285184
>Use Double Team.
>1 and 3 now miss.
>>8285255
Kree...?
>Xurkitree uses Tail Glow.
>>8285231
>Squeaky_Fun_Times.mp4 and Squeaky_Fun_Times_2.mp4 are sent to your device
>>8285272
>SCARED BUG NOISES.
>>8285220
>HIDE BEHIND GROUND TYPE
>>8285255
>>8285272
Wait what are you guys doing?
>>8285324
>Sandslash stands between Vika and Xurkitree
>>8285239
>Frankie: nod.
>Walk into McGhetsis with a bunch of Eeveelutions and a flippin' Ultra Beast.
Eight McPokeMeals, a large fry, and can we buy the squeakers seperately?
>Rolling for if staff are so dead inside that this doesn't shock them into running away
>>8285324
>>8285344
...
>Xurkitree uses Grass Knot on Slash.
252 SpA Xurkitree Grass Knot (60 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Sandslash: 262-310 (90 - 106.5%) -- 37.5% chance to OHKO
>>8285381
>GUILLOTINE
>>8285384
Kree!
>Drop a potion and portal outie.
>Odds he left a dildo sword.
>>8285381
>>8285384
>>8285416
...What just happened?
>very confused Sandslash noises
>>8285447
you almost got murderized
>>8285447
>buggo shruggo.
>Land on Slash's head.
Hey.
>>8285364
...Could I just get a shake?
>>8285526
>Dead-inside retail hell inmate does not understand
>Frankie: translate
Oh, and a medium shake.
>Food: got.
>Squeakers: all shoved innabag.
Thanks!
>>8285465
Uh, hey.
How're you doing today, Vika?