Let's all post pics, talk about or jerk off to hot Mass Effect aliens (male and female) instead of buying the new game.
Is Garrus the best Husbando? Sources say yes
Definitely need more Turian husbandos
If there's any good that will come out of Andromeda it's more porn.
>>8269798
Sidonis go home.
>>8269798
It's a shame he wasn't a gay romance option.
>>8269926
>furry
Posting Lewd Salarian Guys because I want to fuck them.
Post more Turians.
Does Li have any porn? Hot Turian Mechanic on Noveria.
>>8270318
Lili doesn't, but Lorik does.
Dont like the fem shep but this art is so good\\
>>8270479
Damn Turians with clothes ona re so sexy
>>8270479
If only you could suck Lorik or Li off for a Garage Pass
With Garrus and Wrex watching, waiting for their turn.
>>8270580
Wrex is too old, and Garrus shouldn't know I'm pre-emptively cucking him.
>>8270595
>>8270630
I would pay to shit on that penis
>Furfags always have the best art
Once you're done filtering out the balls/assholes, human torsos and sparkledog colours it's amazing how little good turian porn there is.
>>8270657
.....you mean sit?
>>8270709
Autism bux.
>>8270739
fuck that word, i ve mistyped it multiple times
>>8270761
Accidents happen.
>>8270714
Yeah this is so sad
>you are now hearing this in a turians voice
>>8270827
Getting head from a turian must be quite hazardous.
I mean, if you're a guy.
>>8270954
Heavy risk...but the Priiiiize
>Tfw no Porn of council Turian
>when you're mass effect porn folder is too big and you gotta seperate by giving different races their own folder
I hope Male Angarans get lots of porn.
>>8271247
Sparatus? I think there's some.
I always wanted to take his hard Turian Cock while being in Valern's Cloaca to get Humanity on the Council.
>>8271331
OH god this is so good
any idea who is the artist?
The art is really great and this half naked, kinda sfw theme is great
I would do a geth
I always wanted to see porn of the volus
Real Life sucks and humans are boring.
I want to take part in a gay Turian/Krogan/Salarian/Angara Orgy instead.
>>8271405
Anhes I believe there's a lewd version too
>Garrus looks like a woman when ebtween 2 big manly krogan
>>8271574
>>8271586
Todex' dicks are way too large for my taste.
Have Shepard's soap dispenser instead.
>>8271618
>>8271633
I like his choice in guys but yeah they're hyper dicks now.
>DAT ASS
>>8271844
How can plated ass even be soft?
This is just funnyu
>>8271981
This is disgrace incarnate.
this wrex the shepard
>>8272593
How did those panties get there?
>>8271247
Only a little.
Krogan are fucking ugly. Post more Turians, Salarians, and Quarians.
>>8272742
I acknowledge your reverse psychology as working.
>>8272837
Not working on me, I have a lot more Salarians I could post.
I just thought you guys wanted more Turians instead of Krogan and Salarians
>>8272695
A naughty human put them on him (he'll be wearing it later tonight)
Turian Foot Licking
It might not be that good, but hey, even Meln has porn.
>>8270027
More to your liking?
>>8269826
>knobbed cock
Jesus Christ
>>8269642
God why is it so hard to find good turian porn
I love SFM porn when it's animated well
>>8273639
>Turian Foot Licking
Post more of this.
>>8270709
> this is "good" by someone's paid, professional standards
Only part that's consistent is the fully rendered background
>>8280157
>that webm
>Javik deepthroating
>Grunt Licking/Sucking Balls
>Fucking Kirrahe
SFManski is based.
>>8271477
>>8271331
>>8281405
whats your mass effect fantasy?
>>8281666
Do I have to sell my soul to you to see it fulfilled, Satan?
>>8282248
>>8271644
>ending up between Wrex and Grunt
Fucking love this image. I need this.
>>8282253
>>8282248
>you will never rim squeeze and spank Grunt's ass as he moans and squeals
>all this krogan and the only picture we get of the great Patriarch is this shit
How can grunt have this perfect butt
>>8282453
Fan artists give him a perfect butt.
Realistically, krogan ass would probably not be that pretty.
>>8282468
>Are we gay
>i prefer vorcha dicks
>54 mins till andromeda
>>8282532
Personally, I prefer turian cocks.
If I could I'd blow all the turian bigshots in sequence. Nihlus, Saren, Sparatus, Pallin.
Maybe later Victus and Chellick.
not a fan of the nose by love the aesthetic
>>8281666
Being on the Citadel, being insatiable fuckbuddies with a quarian woman who has a fetish for humans. And fucking her while she still has her suit on, since that's canonically how quarians usually do it with aliens and also a fuckhuge fetish of mine.
>>8282629
>turian with a nose
oy vey
>>8282629
Yeah, the nose does look out of place. What the hell?
>>8282609
Do I wanna be that krogan or do I wanna be that turian?
>>8280157
>>8282713
That's an absurdly large dick.
>>8282560
Turians, Salarians, Krogan.
I'd be a total human whore
is it strictly mass effect or can it be other ayys?
>>8284730
Fuck off with that disgusting anime bullshit.
>>8284730
Just Mass effect, anon.
At least for this time because a game is coming out today, next time other ayys welcome
>>8284730
(You)
Whee!
>>8286082
I hope to see lots of Angara porn
>>8286271
Yes
>>8282429
This feeling hurts too much.
>>8271644
Holy shit this image is amazing
>>8288351
At least there's a comic about Grunt riding Shep's tongue
>can't even suck Jaal's alien snake cocks as Scott
Lol then what is even the point?
>>8290704
andromemes is a bad gaem
>>8292538
Such a shame. There are some pretty decent guys in there
>White Dyke and Peepoo get fully animated sex scenes
>Vetra just gets handholding, hugging, and kissing with a fade to black
Fuck Bioware
>>8293127
It's alright anon.
We'll always have the better porn while humans are stuck with scraps and SFM (even then its not Vanilla).
And Porn lives on, ME and Bioware is on life support.
>>8293127
so the male main character finally get some alien dicks this time?
>>8293452
Gay content just fades to black
>>8293452
Nope.
Came close but someone at Bioware must have had a fit and they scrapped an m/m romance with Jaal.
Vetra making you breakfast while wearing nothing but an apron when?
>>8293452
I'm still waiting for male main to get some actual alien pussy, and not funny colored humans...
Needless to say, I'm not holding my breath.
Can't have anything non-human, in your non-humans, after all, unless they're men of course.
Starting to see why some men want to watch the world burn.
>>8282668
I know I definitely wanna be that turian.
>>8281666
bioware separates from EA somehow, fires the whole fucking montreal studio and ban forever any SJW cuck from working there again, and remake ME3 from the ground up
>>8299522
Replace "SJW cuck" with "anyone who tries to push politics into vidya" and we're good.
I play this shit to get away from real life, not to be reminded of the devs'/writers' shitty fucking opinions on it.
>>8296733
You can romance vetra
>>8300322
(And Shit Tier Asari Characters)
>>8300341
You mean "all asari characters".
I'm already into turian cock, don't make me want the cloaca, too.
>>8301156
Well their cocks are sheathed in their cloacas so why not?
Wouldn't you love to deep throat a turian and slip your tongue into their cloaca?
>>8302047
Anon, not now. I already fapped today.
How
>>8303004
do it
>>8269642
The effort put into making ME porn is probably higher than anything to do with Andromeda.
Also,
>can't romance zaeed
why bother playing
>>8304703
>zaeed
literally why
>>8304726
I know he's old as fuck but c'mon, he's the best character in ME
Yes, even better than Garrus
>>8304825
>better than garrus
the only squadmate better than garrus is wrex
>>8304851
>Muh genophage
Wrex a ugly faggot.
>>8306551
Dapper
>>8304851
Fuck that triggered baby
>>8308697
>I needed Salarian help
You get the Salarian anyway thanks to Kirrahe
Why are male turians perfect?
>>8311759
Because of their angular avian features.
Krogan are shit.
>>8318607
would love to see more varrens
Wish there was more Turian incest tbqh
>>8320615
What I want is pictures of Garrus with that one turian from the Citadel DLC. The one he fails to seduce unless you Paragon interrupt.
Or pictures with Friend Zone Turian and Valley Girl Quarian, from ME2/Illium.
>>8320726
>one turian from the Citadel DLC
Who?
>Friend Zone Turian and Valley Girl Quarian
I felt bad for that guy. At least there's probably plenty of Fleet And Flotilla stuff on their universe.
We need more Turian/Quarian stuff.
>>8320615
Vetra has a little sister.
Nyreen and Tiran are cousins.
>>8320918
>"little sister"
>"secret child"
Either way is good though
>>8320895
After completing Citadel, Garrus tells you to meet him at the bar.
There's a turian there who he tries to hit on and fails miserably, or whom Shepard tells to fuck off if Garrus is with the Commander.
She looked kinda pretty and I figure they'd bang.
don't you die on me
>34 Posters
Good numbers
>>8323154
>Doing lewd things to yourself or others in the middle of a shootout
Is this an actual thing?
>>8325799
It most certainly exists, but the only other picture I know that has it isn't ass effect.
>>8316579
>beralin
I thought he quit
or is this just an old image i've never seen before
>tfw love turian men but also love thicc men
I wish there were more THICC turian art.
>>8326930
What about thicc men fucking Turian men?
>>8328146
You have any?
>>8326930
>>8328146
>>8329253
>>8296564
It should be a thing