/scaly/ - Scaly General #199 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

Do I really want to be a Tama?

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>tott
A hard drink, probably bitter with a sweet aftertaste.

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>>8265533
Do you?

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>>8265545
ozy gives me queasy feeling.

>>8265346
overwhelming but somehow has a sweet aftertaste.
Also I'm surprised you didn't call it a noodledragon

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I want to be a Tama!

>>8265346
>tott
2 parts everclear, 1 part lime juice. Garnish with a sprig of mint. Serve chilled on ice.

>>8265346
The Scaly:
Dark brandy, strong coffee, with cinnamon and nutmeg.
Gives you the energy to post on /scaly/ all night long, and gets you drunk enough to enjoy it.

Horizontal cloaca is best

>>8265919
Horizontal cloaca plus male generally implies hemipenis and hemipenis is best, so correct.

tired: vertical cloaca
wired: horizontal cloaca
woke: diagonal cloaca

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>>8265819
I might actually try that.

>>8265991
>diagonal cloaca
Make up your mind, fence-sitting scum
>>8265819
The spices encourage spicy discussion

>>8266173
>he doesn't want scaly gf's tight slizz to start in front of one leg and end behind the other
>he doesn't want to have impassioned arguments about whether the best cloaca orientation is forward slash or black slash

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>>8266247
>scaly gf
problem identified

>>8266247
>best cloaca orientation is forward slash or black slash
we can all agree backslash is, right?

>>8266316
Wasn't this just posted last thread?

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>>8266247
>>8266296
jesus christ scaly, this thread went sideways in the space of three posts

wait

forget i said anything

>>8266316
every time I see this picture I misread the bird's head as being a yoshi-like scaly head facing forward at first

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>>8266339

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>>8266247
>best cloaca orientation is forward slash or black slash

Is getting back-slashed by a cloaca considered a one-hit KO?

>>8266339
Sideways scalie slit is best.

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>>8266361

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Something about this dick is just enormously attractive.

I wish there was more.

does anyone have any scalies wearing french maid outfits?

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>>8266381

>>8266383
It's weird, I'm not usually into gay stuff, but scalies are a noted exception.

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maim's bondage is an exception

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>>8266393

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>>8266423

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>>8266401

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>>8266442
>>8266393
Or, I mean, if you'd rather

>>8266503
HOT

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>>8266393
https://e621.net/post/index/1/maid_uniform%20scalie

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>>8266393

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>>8266555

>>8264900
>Tea or coffee, /Scaly/?
Mix 'em together.

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>>8266393
>ywn never have a strong-willed snivy wife

Porn is now banned >>8265999
please make sfw threads from now on.

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>>8266393
she is just a humble poison whore

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>>8266637
I counter your trips with my digits

check 'em

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>>8266393
Hope you don't mind a gal's natural thickness

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>>8266393

>>8266643
>calling rathian a whore
That meme is so old and stupid

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>>8266708
>That meme is so old and stupid

Just like Rathian!

>>8266756
kys

>>8266463
post the rest reeee

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>>8266463
>>8266873
Didn't know anyone cared, sorry

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>>8266915

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>>8266920

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What would kissing a deathclaw feel like?

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>>8266925

>>8266929
Well, they don't really have lips, so like kissing some hard skin and fangs, I imagine. Still really cute for such a dangerous predator to allow you to do so though.

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>>8266961

>>8266027
I want to be gangbanged like her.

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>>8266970

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>>8267029

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>>8267048
Probably should consider the page before this one the end unless you want some unfortunate implications

just a warning

>>8266929
like heaven

>>8266961
this is true but it'd still feel like heaven

>>8267063
I still can't figure out if I should be reading this left->right or right->left

>>8267518
right->left, like virtually all japanese comics

>>8267553
That's what I figured, but a few panels in the bunch seemed to make more sense left->right. And the difference changes who's taking who home at the end.

>>8267625
Yeah, it's not a very good comic in terms of readability/having a clear narrative

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The absolute worst thing would be having a sexy scaly friend/pet who does stuff like this, playfully exposing herself, but has no interest in sex or lewdness of any kind.

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discovered in a /v/ thread that was sent to /trash/

>>8267998
Where is this from?

>>8267994
scalies love sex and lewdness though, especially with warm-blooded humans

>>8268030
no idea, whoever posted it never said

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>>8268040

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>>8267998
Oh hey the lizardman.

This is his wife, by the way.

>>8266708
T.Rathalos

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>>8268280
You just posted this last thread

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>>8268303
I don't remember, but alright.

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>>8268351
four pack and a ten foot long adonis belt

>>8267998
You gotta wiggle it

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>>8267063
He got shit on didn't he.

>>8268351
I want her to punch me!

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>you will never be a tied-up argonian slave and take at least 50 cocks a day

is life truly worth living

>>8269033
dubs of dubious
>ywn be an argonian during the accession war and forcibly SCALE every single dunmer in your path

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>>8269033
I want an argonian sex slave but I don't want to share it

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I have a question.

Do female dragons exist in Elder Scrolls? I know that dragons are technically not dragons but grandsons of Akatosh or something.

Plez halp

>>8269185
>>>/vg/tesg/

>>8269185
just fuck his slit and pretend he's a girl anon

>>8269331
Do they even canonly have slits?

>>8269351
I.... I don't know

maybe they have buttholes you can fuck

barring that you still have the mouth, nostrils, ears, and eye sockets, in that order. where there's a will there's a way

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>>8269138
I want to be a Dunmer slaveowner and sexually abuse all my Argonians as they try to cook and clean while yelling at them about how worthless they are.

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>>8269456

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I want to hire an argonian maid and slowly turn her into my wife

>>8269185
They exist and are stronger because they can do some weird "dragon break" shit which is when they can alter the past, present or future as they see fit. The males can't do that apparently. They only really do it when daedric princes get out of line or some shit, apparently.

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>>8269375
Fucking near the mouth would be a lot more dangerous what with the shouts they can do, then again I'm sure there must be some way to magically quiet them.
It could work.

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>>8269491
>female monster is stronger than the male
I love this idea, really adds to the ferocious beast that is gentle with you idea.

I vaguely remember some lore saying they live in the time stream or generally not in the mortal plane at the moment, right?

>>8269557
With teeth like these you don't need shouts.
You just need to inhale.

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>>8269557
obviously you have to romance the dragon first until it wants your seed in every orifice

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>>8269586

>thicc redneck gator

hello new fetish

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>>8269586
I love bigger scaly women with smaller men. Especially if they're also /fit/.

There's just something about something that could kill you easily being sweet and considerate that's really enticing.

>>8269033
>Argoanian 27
Post the other 26

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>>8269707
It shows clearer character and intention than a submissive delicate flower. Being desired is hot.

Related, the idea of a creature with a fundamentally alien experience of the world, and we still find common bonds and reasons to share time and romance...

>>8269920
Any more kobold foot stuff?

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WAKE UP

>>8271750
Deathclaws bestclaws

>>8272240
Imagine marrying one of these.

Would your spouse's parents be your in-claws?

>>8272288
Maybe
I would have to wonder if your own parents finding out you married a Deathclaw would them a claws for alarm

>>8272520
Man, your sentence structure is plain clawful.

>>8272567
Would the even be citizens?
Do they even abide by the same claws?

>>8272676
Man, that really clawsed me to think...

>>8273152
posts like these make me want to claw my eyes out.

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>>8272240
>>8272288
>>8272520
>>8272567
>>8272676
>>8273152
>>8273165

>>8273173
>hating fun

>>8273248
>recycling puns
stop

>>8273273
i know right? doesnt it just claw at you?

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>>8273273
Shit, didn't see it.

>>8273305
so many noodles
and no chopstick

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>>8269185
>>8269351
>>8269375
Dragons in the Elder Scrolls aren't animals with biology, they're more like angels or demons. They're aspects of the Oversoul of the God of Time, Aka. When Aka was shattered, Akatosh was the greatest shard and contains most of its power, and all the other dragons contain small amounts of it.
So they don't eat or reproduce so they don't have sexual organs or anuses.
As far as I know, they're genderless as well for the same reason. Like the Aedra and Daedra, they can choose to be male or female and appear that way to mortals (webm related)

>>8273305
>all of them crawling over your body at once, all trying to lick and suck your dick

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I'm trying to play a game on my laptop, but the charging cord is being a temperamental bitch and the game slows when not charging.
I already have to play at 720 30, this is just insulting.

>>8274990
>play a game on my laptop
lol

>>8275020
On vacation so no other options.
It has a 630 so it CAN play games, just poorly.

>>8274444
Checking your quads, and that was what I was vaguely remembering in my earlier post, about them not really being dragons/animals.

Although it feels a little less cool to want to fuck them since they really could have taken any form, but dragons it was.

>>8274990
How long have you used your current battery?
>t. Another laptop vidya player

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>>8274990
>the game slows when not charging
Check your power settings - my laptop defaults to capping at 30fps when not plugged in, and yours might, too. If you're playing a game that runs based on frames rather than internal time (e.g. Binding of Isaac), you'll get the game running at half-speed when unplugged.

>>8275020
I game on my laptop, though that's b/c I'm a college student who really doesn't want to buy a second computer just because muh vidya. Got a $500 acer thing that even runs Overwatch at ~60fps with modest graphics settings.

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Now animated!

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>>8275171
A long time, but I actually think it's the power cord being for a similar but different model, can't handle the demand.
I still need a new laptop. Just something cheap and portable, or maybe only a new battery because this one only lasts 3 hours tops.

>>8275299
Just get a new power cord.

>>8275454
Exactly what I'm doing now actually, I called the front desk and they do accept packages.
May as well order a new battery as well.

>>8275488
Cool! Hope it works out for ya!

>>8274444
yeah well I'll fuck one anyway

Is there a name for a creature that looks like a western dragon, but is smaller and doesn't have wings? Just wondering.

>>8274444
Nice loop.

>>8275806
Fire lizard?

>>8275806
Best I can think of is something like a dragonspawn from WoW.

>>8275806
a Drake?

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Tits on a Lizard.

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>>8276403

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>>8276403
Tits on a Shark.

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>>8265346
New archive link for the OP to search for only /scaly/ threads, filtering out all the AWSW ones.

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>>8276680
And it would help if I didn't forget it.

https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%22scaly%20general%22/type/op/

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Comments, criticism on this WIP before I finish it?

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>>8277722
Finish it.

>>8277722
looks super cute, but dont forget adine's goggles.

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>>8276424
wait...
those are tits?
oh wow i always thought that this was the main body to the right of the red line but now it makes sense since the tail is at the top right

now I feel a lot dirtier for posting that outside of /trash/

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>>8278098
It's alright anon, they'll never find out.

>>8277741
I will.
>>8277905
I won't.

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>>8278141
all the angry and lewd comments that image would get make sense now, i thought that it only had eyelashes to be blamed for

everyone had figured it out but me

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How can I tell if its a vertical or a horizontal cloaca?

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>Paarthunax's Japanese voice
https://youtube.com/watch?v=mIhgWaHuUlY

I didn't know he sounded so sexy, /scaly/.
Why didn't you tell me this?

>>8276693
It would also help to just link the last thread itself. Desuarchive search has been broken for a while.

>>8278689
his voice is deep and powerful sounding, but i feel like japanese doesnt do the special phrases as much justice as it does in english. like when he says "Fus, Fiem and Yol" it sounds a tad off.

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>>8278689
The reason the link is the way it is now is because it saves people from needing to update it manually for each thread started. Less maintenance and less room for error.

I do know that desuarchive was being quite wonky, but supposedly everything has been sorted out for now. If it happens again then we can look into using a different archive, but the others currently don't have full image archival.

https://desuarchive.org/desu/thread/1852/

>>8276403

How about a lizard on tits?

>>8276403
what does dragon milk taste like?

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>>8279207
Fish?

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>>8279240
This artist's stuff is always eerily cub like

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>200th coming up

Hype

>>8277722
adine is not for sexual.

Just kidding, this is amazing. Doing god's work, anon.

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Will you escape his grip?

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>>8277722
Nice trip-dubs.

And now we know what Remy's fapping to.

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What exists between a dragons legs?
I can't remember. Can anyone tell me?

>>8282014
Usually gas, tends to be air.
Sometimes water or similar liquids.
If you're dealing with a space dragon, it's vacuum.

>>8282014
clowns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LwgszXILV0

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>>8282063

>>8282494
that deathclaw is down to clown

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>>8281648
kys

>>8274444
>checked
I'm a lazy nigger with a shitty chan app can somebody sauce this for me plz

>>8282947
the name is literally in the video is lazy cunt

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>>8283040
Is there more of this?

>>8282829
Is that an invitation to hang with you, Remy?

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>>8283301
>someone saved my edit
ayyy

>>8282967
Are you sure that ain't just the animator

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>>8267994
>The absolute worst thing would be having a sexy scaly friend/pet who does stuff like this, playfully exposing herself, but has no interest in sex or lewdness of any kind.

So Adine?

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>>8283568
Adine is not a pet.

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>>8283626
But she IS for petting

>>8283741
Is this official concept stuff? Is there more?

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>>8283782
Maybe? It was posted in the dev forum.

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>>8283938

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>>8283943

>>8283400
Take it to /awsw/
Shitposts like that are why I dont go there anymore

>>8284186
>people shitpost on /awsw/
>people shitpost about bad mid-ends
That's noose to me.

>>8284227
Maybe someday you'll grow up
Or not and you'll die as an autistic old man, all alone in an old folks home with abusuve caretaker, and still thinking suicide jokes are funny

>>8284336
No, the funny part is you taking a visual novel so seriously.

>>8284336
Man, there's no reason to get hung up over this.

Real talk: my father killed himself, my sister and mother tried, and I still find these jokes hilarious because we're talking about dragons, not actual people.

>>8284402
My brother has killed himself, so has two of my uncles and my mother. I dont find these jokes funny. Just because you dont care doesnt mean everybody else doesn't.

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>>8284336
You seem a lot more autistic than he does.

>>8284561
>Wow, this guy is upset that his family died in such pathetic and selfish ways.
>What an autist!

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>>8284546
That's terrible anon. Sorry to hear that.

LOL, people who commit suicide are all retarded losers. They deserve to be mocked for being such pathetic failures.

People who attempt suicide but are so retarded and incompetent that they fail are even more pathetic

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>>8282829
>>8284336
>>8284402
>>8284546
>>8284668

Come on, guys! /scaly/ is supposed to be comfy!

Like this stud's massive throbbing shaft!

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>>8284186
Agreed.

Plus everything to talk about already has been. Why is it still going? I hear mod talk, but I see no mods.

>>8284546
Anon, just because we might find video game suicides funny does not somehow mean we don't find real life suicides horrible. There is a clear distinction there we can differentiate. I'm sorry for your loss, but I am not sorry for some dragon in a game.

Ce n'est pas une pipe.

>>8285008
People cope in different ways, you stupid asshole.
I get what you're saying but that doesnt make it okay to start constantly spouting off your epic "le suicide xD" jokes whenever it comes up in the latest game.

I didnt mind then they first started popping up, I found them funny too, but the fact you're still making them TO THIS DAY even though you've been asked several times to stop several means you need to maybe consider how others might feel about it.

>>8285137
I think you should probably just ignore it

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>find this lizzer under ur computer chair
Wat do

>>8286004
pet lizzer

>>8284759
There's still discussion and the occasional scribbles. And puns, horrible puns
Just not much in the news department yet, the fangames and mods will take a while yet

Mostly, though, it's alive just to laugh at the one guy having a fit every time he sees the thread is still going. We probably would have long since rejoined /scaly/ entirely, but that alone has been well worth keeping an eye on the threads for
He tried spamming, he tried doctoring screenshots, he even made actual malware, twice. He's no good at any of it and It's been great

>>8285008
Now where could my pipe be...

Dragons r gey

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>>8287164

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>>8287164
Isn't it great?

>>8287282
I just love these dragons.

Why don't japanese artists sell their doujins online a few months after the initial print if they have no plans for another? It hurts seeing some sample pages that you know you'll never see the full of.

It's worse when you find the print but it's out of stock because fucking nothing in japan gets a second run.

>>8287740
>it's out of stock because fucking nothing in japan gets a second run
Japan loves its limited edition and single run shit. It's a sure way to ensure more sales than you would have otherwise gotten.

As far as getting a copy of it, wait, like, six months, and ask around on the e-hentai forums to see if anyone on there bought it. Chances are someone did, and they might be willing to share it, if they weren't planning on it already.

>>8287860
Well this one is a few years old, but I guess it's still worth a shot.
I'm eyeing a couple doujins right now so I can share them but I don't live alone and buying print porn is just asking to be caught.

>>8281342
I want that backdrop on a pillowcase, the full thing would be a little weird.

>>8287941
It's always worth a shot to exhaust all possible avenues before giving up. Good luck, anon.

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drawing wingjobs because there isn't nearly enough art of it

what the fuck do I put at the end of the wing though, one little "finger"? several? none? I'm stuck

psst

hey elder scrolls faggots

there's a guild on NA-EP called "Make Argonia Great Again"

>>8284561
Source?

>>8289155
As time goes by, I am increasingly tempted to giive ESO a chance
Surely, Im not missing out on anything....

>>8289289
I just joined in a few weeks back and I find it fun.

>>8289289
I played the beta and thought it was shit

maybe it's not shit anymore though

>>8289343
What platform would you recommend?

Are there any good artists doing commissions right now? Every time I find somebody I like they're always closed. Preferably somebody who could work off irl photos because I'm a narcissist?

>>8289138
look up bat wings, alternatively just remember that the wing membrane starts from the pointer finger and ends with the pinky. the thumb is separate.

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>>8289138
Several should work.

>>8290122
I get that that's how actual bats work but I see them drawn on dragons in inconsistent ways and I'm not sure which one would work the best here

>>8290194
I feel like the rules are a bit different for wyverns

>>8289845
PC.
http://www.cdkeys.com/pc/games/elder-scrolls-online-tamriel-unlimited-multiple-windows-and-mac-pc-cd-key
Personally I would wait for a sale on the gold edition somewhere though.

>>8289138
What makes sense is a single thumb. Think of a wing like a hand. The fingers are really long with webbing between them. The thumb is left as normal.

>>8265346
>>8292110
>Dragonfire Liqueur
>This highly alcoholic substance is infused with an extract derived from dragon blood.
>High in magical energy, this liqueur has a very savory, spicy taste with more than a few sweet notes.
>Drinking a single shot allows one to belch a gout of dragon's fire, with all the associated effects that has.
>Drinking more than a few shots has exacerbated effects on the physical body of the drinker.
>Too much causes the drinker's body to begin to grow scales in, at first, small patches, then larger ones, horns, claws, wings, tail, and eventually warping the body into a draconic shape.
>While this allows the wearer to breathe dragon's fire naturally, without the use of the liqueur, the effect is tenacious.
>Any effects that might try to remove the transformation will be resisted by the presence of the draconic magic now being produced naturally by the drinker's body.

>>8292666
Don't try to sell your booze to me, Satan, I'm a teetotaller.

>>8292666
Taunting me with fallacies like this is not nice, Satan

>>8292666
I'm already in danger of drinking too much
Adding dragon TF to the mix would probably not end well in the short run

>>8292666
Hey Satan where can I get this

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>>8292691
>>8292760
>>8292769
>post basic magic item explanation to /scaly/ on a lark
>get trips
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>>8292794
Why, the top shelf at the back, as you might expect from such a high-class liqueur.

>>8292925
You know this kind of filth is banned from trash, right?

>>8292666
Is there a nonalcoholic version?

>>8292666

Would their body end up looking like an anthropomorphic dragon or a feral dragon?

>>8292925
THATS TOO LEWD!

>>8292989
it would probably depend on how much you drink

>>8292989
hopefully feral
>surprise twist: drinker shrinks into a kobold instead

>>8293014
not a bad twist tbqh

>>8292986
It is a very old liqueur, but I'm certain there's a way to instill the effect into a non-alcoholic substance.

>>8292989
First the former and then the latter. One whole bottle will do it.

>>8293014

>hopefully anthropomorphic

FTFY

>>8293012

I'd make sure to only drink enough to end up as an anthropomorphic dragoness!

>>8293041

So half the bottle for anthro?

>>8293072
>in order to ensure a dragoness transformation you must drink the liqueur from a dainty looking martini glass with a pink umbrella.

>>8293041
I'll take two
Jut to make sure

>>8293113

Even if you're a woman to begin with?

>>8293143
sure why not.

>>8293108
That'd do it, yes.

>>8293120
If you'd like to surprise a whole crowd of people, I have some other liqueurs that you can mix it with, to make a single drink to cause the effect of a full bottle. Maybe even tailor the effect into a specific type of dragon.

>>8293113
Not necessary, I have a specially modified rosewater liqueur for that, though.

>>8293143
Oh my, no. That's entirely unnecessary.

>>8293222

Would my breast growth proportional to the rest of my body?

>>8293222
>trips again
Alright, you sold me, kek wills it, where do I buy this

>>8293295
You're gonna have to make do without tits, anon.

>>8293295
roll for it.

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>>8293295
Nnno. If I'm remembering right, the last woman that tried it, lost her breasts a bit after she became a humanoid dragon. "More dragon than human," I believe, ruins it.

>>8293334
Why, my shop, Needful Things, friend anon.

[spoilers]For those that don't know, Needful Things was a shop owned by Satan in Rick and Morty. He sold cursed items. The curse for this would probably be that you'd be a dragon embodying one of the seven deadly sins. Since we're on /scaly/ because we're attracted to dragons... lust is almost ensured. Rape dragons from /scaly/.[/inmy/trash/?]

>>8293295
Yeah. You'd probably get STRONK too.

>>8293414
>Rape dragons from /scaly/.
It's more likely than you think!
For me it's probably pride, though.

Ah fuck, let's face it, we'll all get slapped with the 8th sin that only the orthodox know about.

>>8293414

But before that point the growth is proportional?

Gotta keep that in mind!

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>>8293449
>wanting to be more human than dragon

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>>8293444

Did you say stronk?

>>8293448
>8th sin
>Despair dragons
Yeah, probably. And that's not even counting the curses of the other liqueurs to tailor the effect of the first one. We should really find our world's Rick before we start drinking.

>>8293505
Fortunately awwy sawwy taught me how to deal with pride, despair and lust dragons.

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>>8265533
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>>8266555
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>>8293444
>!!!

>>8293486
What is this

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>>8293551

That is a dragoness.

>>8293551
The Day of the Digits, anon. The Day of the Digits.

>>8293585
19 repeating numbers in 272 posts isn't all that special.

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>>8293606

Where's his shafts?

>>8293449
Yep. It goes, basically, like this, in a sliding scale gradient:

>Human -> Scaly Human -> Half-Dragon -> Anthro Dragon -> Noodle -> Wyvern -> Wyrm

>>8293615
No, but it looks nice when you line all of them out like that. Then there's threads where there's basically no dubs/trips/whatever, and it feels special.

>>8293650
>noodle
fuck no
noodles don't belong on that list at all
mix this shit with sake if you want noodles

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>>8293650

So the last woman went too far towards Noodle. I'll make sure to stop at Anthro Dragoness.

>>8293725
Anthro doesn't have tits, it's past the half-dragon mark.

>>8293650
Shouldn't wyvern be the final stage? You lose your arms, after all.

>>8293753
Anthro Dragon is the half-way point. It's right in the middle of the seven outcomes.

>>8293785
Arms become wings, then migrate to the shoulders while the body grows new, thumbless front limbs.

>>8293797
You are assuming that these categories are identical in size, that is, that amount of substance consumed corresponds to stage of transformation in a linear fashion.

Given that "half-dragon" is a listed step and placed off-center I believe this assumption is incorrect. What would half-dragon be if not the 50% mark?
No tits on anthros.

>>8293650
Shouldn't it be Wyvern > Noodle > Wyrm

Noodles still fly without wings, and wyrms are basically lacking even flight

>>8293852
Fair point. I was going for the D&D thing Half-Dragon, which doesn't really look dragony. I guess, if we're using that interpretation, we can remove the Noodle step, and have the half-way point between Half-Dragon and Anthro Dragon be the stereotypical dragon, "furry." But, if we're doing that, do we really need two stages that most people would think are the same thing? Nah.

>>8293961
Wyrms have wings, at least in the interpretation I'm using, though I supposed Drake would be a better word for it.

So, it's now:
>Human -> Scaly Human -> Anthro Dragon -> Wyvern -> Drake

Fair by everyone?

>>8294027
I'd call it "normie's idea of a dragon".

>>8294027

Keep the Noodle step in there, but only when sake is mixed in.

Makes me wonder what you'd get with the traditional drinks of other countries (vodka, whiskey, tequila, Heineken, Budweiser, etc)...

>>8294797
Maybe the mix-in changes the final two steps? Like, it's just a plain-old Wyvern to Drake on its own, but if you mix in sake, it's the chinese/japanese dragons, starting with yu lung(carp dragon), and then turning into the different types of noodle - chiang lung(river dragon), li lung(earth dragon), lung wang(sea dragon), pan lung(coiled dragon), shen lung(spirit dragon), t'ien lung(celestial dragon), and tun mi lung(typhoon dragon) - depending on the person, or maybe the type of sake used.

Whiskey and wine would get you european dragons. Vodka and tequila I'm not sure, but every society has dragons. I'm likewise not sure about heineken, but I know that budweiser would get you a frog dragon at the end.

This is neat and all but the real question is what is going to be the image for thread #200

>it's been almost 200 threads

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>>8295350
I dunno, but I'm really hoping the TotT is the "draw a scaly" thing. I'm not very good at drawing, but it's a nice opportunity and an excuse to post my scribbling without fear they'd be held to actual drawfag standards.

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>>8295350
Well shit.

>>8295350
Something drawing themed

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>>8295436
I got this covered, guys.

>>8295436
>>8295350
I'm desperately trying to finish my Adine X Anna pic for the 200th thread. I wanted to make it the OP but it doesn't look like I'll get it done by then, but I'll still post it in the thread

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Gonna dump this set then make the new thread

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>>8296473

Ladies and gentlemen (who am I kidding, just gentlemen)
/scaly/ thread number two-hundo
>>8296530

>>8296546
Nigger it's way too early, Page 7 at earliest

>>8296546
>Girls
>On the internet.

>Girls
>Fapping to dragons.

>>8293551
>tfw got dubs twice and didn't even notice it