/ERP/ Thread "My little zombie can't be this stacked!"

List of people officially BTFO
> Chat
> Clarent like the cuck he is
> Tsuyu
> Nozomi
> Nep
> Lupin
> Hestia
Anyone else

>>8262109
Mumei would be a good fuck.

>>8262119
She's a fucking idiot, but she's also incredibly sexy. I don't even like armpits, and I'd love to cum between them.

>>8262120
Hatate a cute!

>>8262113
Btfo? How? What did I miss?

>>8262125
For me it's her butt, also her being underage.

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>>8262131
>>8262113

>>8262134
Such overwhelming detail! Thanks!

>>8262132
She's of indeterminate age, though. People kept giving random numbers all throughout the show airing, but nobody had anything to back it up. Either way, that body is definitely not a little girl's.

Also, everything about her is sexy. Her tits, ass, hips, thighs, the works. I'd fucking ruin Mumei.

ESL need not apply.

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Habanero of the Iron Benis

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>>8262113

>>8262113
>Hestia and Nep
Nice bait

>>8262154
go2bed

>>8262154
Nice tits.

>>8262154
tfw no nozomi tit pillow to fall asleep on while she whispers sweet nothings into my ear

>>8262153
Well fuck, dude. The show didn't have much going in the story department, gotta make sure to put the girl's looks on overload to compensate.

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>>8262153
Go to bed, gay fag

>>8262157
How this is a bait?

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>>8262169
I actually liked it until Mumei's brother showed up and made it terrible.

>>8262170
It's not even midnight yet and I just got home kys

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>>8262172
idc, go to bed fagwad

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>>8262172
It was pretty mediocre even before then. I'll agree that the brother made everything completely go down the drain, though. At least the MC kind of saved it by going full sacrifice at the end there.

Seriously though, what did I miss? People get chased out again?

>>8262186
Yes, the hestia faggot got BTFO

>He's so starved for responses that he's replying to himself

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>>8262176
:sweat: N-no

>>8262177
That transformation to the sick tune in the episode before last was like the only good part of the last third.

>summons Parsee

>>8262201
>Forcing your narrative this hard
Cuck fag go to bed

>>8262176
Lemme suck those fat tits dry.

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>>8262204
Fine you fag
But I will be watching

>>8262204
It was satisfying seeing him beat up the faggots in the brother's gang, at least. I really wish he'd killed more of them, instead of leaving that faggot twink alive, just because he was somewhat neutral.

I can't believe it's been greenlit for a second season soon.

>>8262201
As in actually, verbally owned? Leaving for good? Or more just stopped posting in ava to stop feeding the shitposters.

Cause one if those is not being btfo

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>>8262210
You want to?

>>8262201
>BTFO
I'll believe you when you graduate from jr high, it's too late for faggots like you.

>>8262204
Redpill me on hestia and why she got BTFO

>people actually fell for the Hestia btfo meme
You can't make this shit up.

>>8262218
>Succs tiddy

>>8262213
Go to bed Hotaru.

>>8262176
H-ho boy

>>8262233
Why not? People fell fir the Parsee starting shit meme

>>8262218
Can I just use them as a pillow?

>>8262244
But Parsee does start shit.

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>>8262213
Lemme watch them titties then

>>8262214
Can't deny that. No idea how it could get a second season though. Even more powerful Habaneros in... AMERICA?!

>>8262222
This is a solid meme but she was posting earlier tonight and everyone knows now Bell was Adachi being cancer as he always is.

>>8262249
Not as much as people think

>>8262217
Yes verbally owned and leaving for good

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>>8262237
A-Ahhh~

>>8262240
Can't sleep. Maybe in a few.

>>8262243
You like?

>>8262247
Maybe.

>>8262252
There were plenty of plotholes to go into, like curing mumei, or finding the source of the virus in the first place, or some shit I don't know. Either way, it's just fucking attack on trains: the anime

>>8262256
I can't sleep, a warm body and soft words would help, if you're willing.

>>8262256
I wanna snuggle up to some warm hotaru pillows to sleep too!

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>>8262252
>Bell was Adachi

Wtf? I love Adachi now!

>>8262254
Got details, or a screencap?

>>8262256
>Cums and U lik dis

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give me attention

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>>8262259
>>8262268
Fine... But no sucking or anything.

>>8262252
>

>>8262277
>Moans fuckingly.

>>8262294
You don't even have to get them out if you don't want. I just wanted a soft pillow. Then again if you'd let me suck on them that could be comforting too, in a way.

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>>8262294
>shits everywhere

>>8262294
Thanks hotaru
>Shoves his face between her tits as they lied down and cuddles up to them for a long sleep

>>8262274
She started to shitpost and anon stopped her

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>>8262320
>>8262304
Ara ara ara~
Goodnight people.

>>8262309
How is that different to anything you do?
>Kissu
Now go to bed

>>8262328
Handjob before bed?

>>8262328
More tiddy I can barely see those

>>8262324
Wow. You know if you guys put half as much attention to detail in your ERPing as this anon has in his EXTREMELY OVERWHELMING informative post, your threads might not suck more dick than Obama.

>>8262344
>Than Obama
>He says this unitoncally with captain oranges parade of fuck ups
Leave pol

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>tfw too tired to erp
>can't sleep because of upcoming event
Life is easy but hard at the same time.

>>8262407
Give me a lazy handjob?

>>8262407
I want to fuck the Phoenix

>>8262370
Hating Obama makes me a /pol/ goer? Thanks for the kek.

>>8262441
>bringing political shit into it
>not a pol fag
Drink bleach famo

>>8262370
>captain oranges parade of fuck ups

Not him, but explain. I have not seen really any fuck ups by the orange

>>8262441
Nobody gave a shit till you spouted your dumbass opinion, but if you can't read the obvious nobody but /pol/ shit talks like that or even feels it necessary to project such dumb shit. Now leave

>>8262459
It was more to help you understand the magnitude of cock sucking. Had it been political I would have used more than a former president's name.

>>8262468
I don't use /pol/, it's about as political as /a/ is random.

>>8262466
>His orders getting cucked
>Acting like a whiny bitch on twitter and getting BTFO
>Making up conspiracies to cover his incompetent ass
>Healthcare is so fucked not even Trump puts his name on it
Faggot there's opinion and there's straight denial. But this isn't pol so stop covering his ass.

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>>8262488
>not pol: this is shit
>pol: this is as shit as *Insert forced anti lib meme one billion here* amirite guys
If he didn't want it to be liberal he could just say it was shit, it's not like it doesn't get fucking old and we're retards nice phinepost btw.

>>8262488
>Conplaining about a random lib that isn't relevant
>Not /pol/
Stop backpedaling and go to bed

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>>8262490
>straight denial

Like your post that screams "I'm with her"? Or were you all for Berny?

Going to drop the subject now, was not trying to make it political.

>>8262508
>phinepost

I don't follow

>>8262515
You just made it worse kill yourself.

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Have I accidentally entered /pol/?

>>8262515
>You're only mad cause you're libtard I win
Every. Time.

>>8262528
I'm just waiting for it to die down.

>>8262528
Blame >>8262515 for forcing this shit, it wasn't even relevant until they had to go "buh muh liberulz"
Just typefuck around it

>>8262528
No. An anon threw out Obama was a cocksucker, and others escalated it.

>>8262515
Even Iowa has more self awareness and she only feeds /pol/ retards by accident.
Drink bleach

>>8262515
thanks for doing the other faggot's job, blake.

>>8262526
You're welcome.

>>8262528
No. Idiots are idiots though.

>>8262538
I didn't force shit, you guys did.

>>8262539
This.

>>8262515
>Showing your face after running out of things to double down on just so you can get good boy points and circlejerk from /pol/acks.
Fuck off and off yourself

>>8262528
I just figured out these numbers go clockwise
Also
>it's an odd number
Are you trying to piss me off?

>>8262576
Again you try to bring pol into this. What political shit have I said, excluding the post questioning anon who he supported?

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>>8262577
(Don't ask me; ask OMK's developers.)

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>>8262565
>Blake
Wha? But I didn't say anything...

>>8262569
>Internet fights won: +1

>>8262569
Here's a thought, the next time a retard says something stupid and derails the thread don't suck him off because you need to defend your precious /pol/ shit. Nobody wants to fucking hear it and calling them liberal doesn't make you less of a cunt, now typefuck or stop fucking this place up.

>>8262605
Please, point out where I said anyone is a liberal.

Don't worry, I'll wait

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>>8262569
>Implying your shillary/burniebro shit was anything but more flame fanning

>>8262616
>Like your post that screams "I'm with her"? Or were you all for Bern

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>>8262617
That was after they started throwing the /pol/ insults. Juatified retaliation.

>>8262616
>Backpedaling this hard from something that isn't even off the thread >>8262515

>>8262630
>/pol/ shit up thread
>"fuck off we don't care"
>OMG YOU LIBTARD SCUM DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS 4CHAN
Go and stay go.

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>/pol/ topics in ERP
DRUMPF CAN'T BE ALLOWED THE NUCLEAR CODES!11!!1!1!!
HILLARY RUNS A PEDO RING11!1!1!!!!!!
BERNIE SANDERS IS A COMMUNIST!1!!1!!!11!!

>This happened and Hestia is the only one to blame for being a shitposter
Another reason to kill her

>>8262630
Try posting anime in co
Or be a lib in pol
If you're gonna toss shit where people don't want it be prepared to eat shit and nobody wants your political bullshit here
Fuck off

>>8262654
Shut the fuck up Bolin

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>>8262659
But you HAVE TO WAKE UP!!1!1!!1!!
OBAMA GENOCIDED 6 MILLION ARABS!!1!1!!1!!!
BUSH WAS FLYING THE PLANE THAT HIT THE PENTAGON11!1!1!!!!!!!1
RON PAUL DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WRONG11!1!1!!!1!!! (that one is actually serious :^))

>>8262630
>Whine politics
>Double down with your Ava
>"no I'm the one who won the internet fight justified"
We need more bleach

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>>8262623
See
>>8262587
>excluding that post

Why would I say that? Because that was indeed an insult, which is stated here
>>8262630


So anyway, aside from that one post, anything?

>>8262632
I did not say he was a liberal.

>>8262648
2/10

>>8262655
Not even related

>>8262674
What ava?

>>8262616
>Point where I used the libtard boogeyman
>>8262630
>Okay I did but I was justified because they triggered me

Fucking kek

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So which one of you fucks thinks they're a good ride for the Ryder?

>>8262688
Fuck off.

>>8262674
Never said I won. Infact, nowhere have I claimed I was right. All I did was use a former president's name, and they sperged out and started escalating it.

>>8262687
Again, I did not say libtard. You do not have to vote for your registered party.

>>8262688
Fugly

>Bolin and Awoo tard are not being b& for this shit

>>8262703
>Awoo tard
who?

>>8262710
The one posting Awoo.

I feel like I should've deleted the thread, but what good would it do, when they'd pick right up afterwards.

>>8262703
>Bolin
who?

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>>8262698
>>8262702
Don't step to me you fucking niggers, i'll blow your heads off.

>>8262710
The fucker spamming the whole thread with nuh-uhs every minute who can't take a hint.

>>8262718
Did you parents have any kids that LIVED?

>>8262716
I mean, I know you're trying to meme, but that one doesn't work with someone like Bolin. So uh... fuck off newfag cancer.

>>8262729
It's just more awoo spam, you know what to do.

>>8262720
Just stop responding already, jeez. You guys are like kids in the playground that need to be put in separate corners.

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>>8262710
Me.

>>8262713
Don't blame me, blame the guy who threw the /pol/ insult first

Report and ignore. Doing this shit is perfectly bannable.

>>8262718
I will fuck your brother over you, and I’m not even gay.

>>8262731
>no one has said awoo

Think they have to awoo for it to be awoo spam. He's just Momiji posting

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>>8262723
Oh, you know, a couple. You saying i'm dead senpai? Not much room for cosmetics on an extragalactic cryo expedition.

You know how much eezo a single crate costs to cart that far?

>>8262740
You and me both, mate.

>>8262743
I meant awoo as an Ava, because yeah it's Momiji and Bolin shitting this place up with off topic spam.

...jeez, being a Yuropoor on these threads sucks; the thread's either dead or a shitpost festival during these hours.

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Bad time to start awoo'ing?

>>8262753
No awooing
$400 penalty

>>8262738
Doing what? All I see is an anon defending himself with every accusation.

>>8262753
Just don't make Momijis mistake and actually contribute to the thread.

>>8262753
>virtual signal once again
At least now you have a reason

>>8262753
Slightly

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>>8262758
Awoo!

Now it's awooing.

>>8262764
Lol

>>8262771
>Forced meme hat
Please stop

>>8262771
You're doing this shit on purpose and don't even have any shame for it.

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>>8262764
Y'know if you weren't so mean all the time...

>>8262758
Yessir. I can pay the fine in dustbunnies if needs be.

>>8262772
Doesn't seem like anybody is up for it.

>>8262787
It's dead hours and there are troll Avas out. It's a rough night.

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Okay, I guess this isn't precisely a golden thread just yet. Not really fit for life right now.

Maybe i'll check back after we raise its viability a bit.

>>8262784
Couldn't pass up the awooing, but the rest was just me standing my ground.

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>>8262797
Dead hours are my active hours, though. Sucks being a Britbong.

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>>8262804
I'm not even a yurop, and I'm only available this time of night. It's an awful life.

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Good night ERP

>>8262816
Swing shift master race? Or just a night guy

>>8262830
I work 4PM-12AM, 5 days a week. When I get home, I like to at least be awake for a while, so I stay up till about 7-8am, then pass out, rinse and repeat.

I've never worked normal 9-5 hours ever, and I don't think I'd be able to adjust after all these years.

>>8262847
I know that feeling, I work 5 pm to 5 am in a warehouse

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>>8262852
It could be worse. Coming straight out of high-school, I worked in a jail for a couple of years. Did 16hr shifts 4 days out of the week, and prayed to God my Friday I could leave at 6am instead of 2pm.

>>8262804
You are too good for this place.

>>8262865
I would gladly take that over my job. I have to work around idiots for 12 hours a day. Idiots who think operating 10,000 pound equipment stoned, grabbing 3,000 pound pallets of alcohol from up to 20 feet high is perfectly safe.

Just last week we had a guy break his leg operating a pallet jack...

>>8262828
Goodnight, Chiaki
Maybe when you wake up we can play a little game together...

>>8262885
My only experience with that kinda thing is working for UPS in their shipping warehouse, shit sucked. Never again.

Where's the Sponts at

>>8262894
I work wine and spirits at a Fred Meyer warehouse. And everything I said goes on as people pick bottles for orders. So if they drop a pallet, or knock a case or 10 off, they can easily kill someone...

Worst part is I get mocked all the time for being the only one who cares about safety.

Sorry for the rant, stopping before I derail like the awoo faggot

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Well, onto more pressing matters

Where are the lolis?

>>8262942
In a safe place, you sick fuck!

>>8262942
Kys, kamina!

Can we get awoo fag back? Atleast it wasn't dead then..

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>>8262956
I have no interests in HG, though.

>>8262953
I'll juar have to keep searching, then.

>>8263087
>juar
Perhaps I'll sleep instead

Who is Mecca?

>>8263101
That place those people worship I think

draw your avas and post results

>>8263110
Too early for that activity

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>>8262942

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>>8263096
Please never wake up, loli violater!

>>8263122
Nep makes my heart go doki doki

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>>8263125

>>8263122
Ploot, have you ever considered dying your hair orange?

>>8263129
I don't even know what c.r. is...

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>>8263110
(Gimme five minutes.)

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>>8262909
Zzz...

>>8263133
A not-very-good place

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>>8263130
I'm not Uuuuzumee.

Purple is cuuuter.

>>8263126

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>>8263137
I can always rely on you to be there for me.

>>8263137
>Pet the sleeping bunny

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>>8263145
Neps are truly a blessing.

>>8262753
>a wolf
>named after a transforming seal

what did they mean by this?

>>8263145
But orange makes you look more delicious!

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>mfw making everyone sperg out by using Obama's name in a post

Gahahaha!

Ooooooor not. Nevermind.

>>8263163
DAMN YOU RANCE!

>The irrelevant spammer trying to start up something after it finally finished
Its as though HG has nowhere else to go but here when their threads are dead.

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>>8263153
Of course, Tea-chan!

>>8263154
>Hugs the petting anon

>>8263168
>implying

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>>8263173
Come find me sometime!

>>8263168
Can we swap ERP rance for him? He's more entertaining. ERP Rance feels like reading a love scene wriiten by a 90 year old vatholic woman...

>>8263186
Holy shit I need coffee...

>>8263186
>...
Do you ever sleep? Or does your addiction to shitposting give you enough adrenaline to keep awake all throughout the day and night?

>>8263190
I asked to make a trade. ERP rance sucks. He's boring to read. Others have stated it too.

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>>8263185
I will, Tea-chan. Then we can keep each other company, in bed~

>>8263186
>>8263189
>this horrendous ellipsis-overuse
Lupin is that you trying to shitpost another male ava?

>>8263209
Your mother suck.

>>8263248
Using it twice, between twobposts is not over using. Also, no.

>>8263253
Think back to childhood. All those times your mom kissed you goodnight. Now think about how many times she did not gargle miuthwash after blowing your dad.

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"Eh hem. Awooooooooo!"

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>>8263216
In a normal way.

>>8263266
>Scritches behind the awoo's ear.

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>>8263266
Awooooo....

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>>8263266

Nice rp

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>>8263266
>>8263280
>>8263281


Awoooooo!

thx

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>>8263269
What do you mean? It's perfectly normal to make love to someone you care about, isn't it?

>>8263287
DIDN'T YOU READ THE DAMN SIGN? NO AWOO

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>>8263289
Idiot! The text in the picture had nothing to do with it! Probably.

And it would be normal love. And it would be normal bedtime.

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>>8263287
Awoo- W-Wait... Enough of this already!

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>>8263277
"How do humans know that this is the weak spot of all Wolfskin?"

Velouria rolls onto her back, tail wagging beneath her.

>>8263281
"I'll give you 3 dust bunnies and a twig."

>>8263280
"Awoo? Awoo."

>>8263287
"Your hat looks dumb. Awoo."

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>>8263209
Why're you reading a male ava's sessions? Are you gay? Are you a cuckold? lmao

>>8263304
I thought you were retiring the Kojima folder. Couldn't find another to use?

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>>8263302
N-No more awooing!

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>whips

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>>8263298
Oh, I didn't even see that. But now that you mention it, it's good to know that we're on the same page, at least!

Of course Tea-chan, just normal love. Well, normal for me anyhow~

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>>8263304
Gay is okay.

>>8263320
Katja is truly a sight to behold.

>>8263320
Seikon No Qwaser?

>>8263327
DMG is okay.

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>>8263357
Anon is okay!

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>>8263316
I'm basically a shambling meme corpse for now. I don't know what I'm doing anymore between gaming sessions and work.

>>8263327
Gay

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Mornin', you degenerates.
I'm up for a quick fuck, if anyone's particularly needy.

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>>8263369
And funposting

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>>8263322
Hmmmph.
Hmmmmmmmmmmph.

... In any case, you should get sleep!

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>>8263320
>Ruka squeaks lightly and jumps back in fright of getting hit
Be careful with that, you could hurt someone!
>>8263369
>(Kissus the Mecha)

>>8263369
>Kissus the Kojima

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>>8263369
KoGAYma

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>>8263327

>>8263371
Only if you show me that "other form" of your's cutie~

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>tfw someone you like talking/typefucking disappears out of nowhere from both the threads, and everywhere else for no discernable reason

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>>8263375
Hehe~ Alright, I will.

Bye-bye!

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>>8263524
Sleep well, silly bunny.

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>>8263373
Back in the shed you

>>8263377
>>8263379
D-dame dame

>>8263514
Dirty Musky Glans

>>8263519
I still miss Coffee

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>>8263524
(Sleep well)
>>8263540
(When are you gonna play Elsa again?)

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>>8263516
Gay is very okay.

>>8263540
Chink fag... penis toucher

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>>8263545
S-so kiss a girl.

>>8263540
I miss a lot of people, but there's no use in crying over spilled milk, I suppose.

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>>8263540
Whatever you say Kojii-sama

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>>8263549
It's not that simple silly! There's no cute girls around!

>>8263519
I just wanna know what happened with that Stephanie ava. It was finally possible to lewd them, and then they up and disappeared

>>8263540
>yfw big tiddy anime girl is Coffee, messing with you

>Clangs some pots together
IT'S TIME TO WAKE UP ERP!

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>>8263563
I-I look like a girl.

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>>8263565
Anon, I'm too dumb to be Coffee

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>>8263568
But aren't you a cute boy dressed as a girl? Or was that just my dreams?

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>>8263544
A better question is when will I have the mojo to RP in thread in general again. The answer either way is: no idea.

>>8263545
Shut up fag

>>8263552
I guess so.

>>8263555
:confounded:

>>8263565
If I didn't know who they were I'd find this theory quite amusing, so points to you anon.

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>>8263580
...
Your dreams.

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>>8263580
>>8263582

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>>8263581
(Oh yeah, you need that aswell. I-I kinda forgot. But if not in threads, then perhaps outside them? Also, how are you in general?)

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>>8263581
Fag up shut

>>8263582
>>8263587
>With a shrug she pulls in the cute little girl, smooching the top of her forhead a few times before holding her close to her chest, rocking her gently back and forth

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>>8263581
:smirk:

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>>8263600
Heeeeh...
>gets comfy
That's gay...

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>>8263603
(Can I have sauce on that doujin? F-For various shrine purposes of course! Unless its not translated.)

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>>8263611
https://nhentai.net/g/136907/
https://nhentai.net/g/139209/
https://nhentai.net/g/168620/
Those are the three that are, there's a few more chapters strung together that aren't

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>>8263630
(Thank you. God, they're big.)

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>>8263639
4u

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>>8263645

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>smirks as her tiredness grows

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>>8263630

>>8263660
>smirks as his bed gets more comfy

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>>8263666
If that's what you wanna laugh at satan, I'd suggest not reading the parody stuff

So we dead huh?

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>>8263847
It's sunday. Everyone is in church

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>>8263847
Not if the pathfinder initiative can find a new cradle for humanity in the Andromeda galaxy's /trash/ cluster!

>>8263880
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAAACCCE?

>>8263897
Bioware selling itself to SJW.

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>>8263897
Plastic surgery is expensive, okay? I thought guys would be less picky the next galaxy over.

There's like, orders of magnitude fewer women to choose from.

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>>8263920
>>8263928
Someone post the fucking Webm of the blue chick shooting her gun backwards pls.
I thought I saved it but I can't find it.

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...

>>8263934
Is this the Youmu from a long time ago?

>>8263936
That Youmu goes by Quote on discord now

>>8263945
That's bullshit. but I believe it.

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>>8263931

>>8263945
Well, they don't talk much, so I can tolerate them just fine.

>>8263945
I thought Youmu goes by spooky now

>>8263962
No, Spooky was never Youmu

>>8263928
Then why your brother is hot as fuck?

jesus fuck is this thread JUST a drama thread


what's the point? just go to a discord or something

>>8263945
Like, dogfucker Youmu?

Post invite to the discord

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>>8263958
Oh dear lord that's awful.
Look at that treehouse ass animation on her face.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FACE?

>>8263984
Why do you think Quote and Jade get along so well?

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>>8263973
I don't know why, alright?

He's just always been handsome and well-defined, with silky smooth hair and a powerful jaw covered with carefree stubble you could die for. It's just how he is.

Someone post the link to the discord reeee

ME > ME2 > ME3

>>8263979
Ironically more RP actually takes place in the discord than in here
It's just people from there salty but too afraid to vent shit out there so they take it here

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>>8264062
Yeah but you can't kissu Tali in the first one.

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>>8264146
She makes a point. Where's the alien waifu love?

>>8264062
Honestly it's hard for me to decide between ME and ME2 like that.

ME2's story was a lot better, but the characters in ME were a cut above.

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>>8264169
Well you can ram Liara's cute blue nerd butt in 1 but she also becomes kind of an edgelord in 2
Tali is adorable at all times.

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>>8264200
I've never played Ass Effect. But as an outsider looking in I'll say Tali>Liara everyday of the week

Ashley > All

Xenophile scum

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>>8264224
Correct!

>>8264196
ME2 is a game about nothing, really. The Collectors were a weird and random enemy and I'm pretty sure the timeskip is just supposed to give them an excuse to have Shep now have friends in high places. The story is sorta saved by Martin Sheen's performance though.

Also the gameplay is much smoother than the original's even if it is not-Gears.

>>8264242
>implying
She's full XENO'D in 3 and lost every bit of the cute racist she was in 1. Also wears a fucking skirt when that was a thing she explicitly said she'd never do.

>>8262109
Mumei ava WHEN?

discord link WHEN

>>8264323
Make one.

>>8264323
never

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>>8264366
I have one but it's not for erp

>>8264133
So the discord has more erp and less drama. Where's the link?

Awoooooooooo~

>>8264522
Awooo

>>8263979
You've got it the wrong way around. The drama tends to happen here, butthurt or banned people shitposting as anon.
The discords are shitposting/circlejerking in the lobby, and then loads and loads of actual lewding in DMs.

>>8264196
The stories are trash in all three, ME1's is slightly better than ME2's which is just nonsense. There are no good characters in any of them, the only appeal is spess shit.

>>8264390
Cover that up

Just remember to report this faggot, he does this practically every single morning.

>>8264620
What exactly is there to report? What global rules does he break?

>>8264483
Ask Akeno#1759

What does Kuroka's ERP looks like

>>8264660
Why don't you ask them instead of being a retard

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FERVOR BUILDING NOW WITHIN YOU
COURSING THROUGH YOUR BLOOD AND SINEW

>>8264681
>Scrubs your back

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>>8264703
I'LL KNOCK YOU DOWN AND STOMP OUT YOUR GUTS, THEN TASTEFULLY ARRANGE THE PILE AND SOAK THEM IN PHLEGM AND BATHE THEM IN BILE!
>>8264712
Best girl.
>>8264278
I love you!

>>8264714
gud shit

>>8264717
>Kissus the Kurisu

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>>8264714
I don't normally like this character but that animation makes my magic parts tingle

>>8264712
I want to eat that ass out!

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*hick* You everrr try shit as good as this anon?

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>>8264731

>>8264748
No, can't say I've ever had goddess before.

>>8264748
A strong, dark ale? Of course! Best thing to wash down stress with.

>>8264748
I want her to sit on my lap.