Gay Pokephilia thread
Post Pokemon fucking each other or their trainers.
post dom male Zoroark pls
I love Charizard!
>a whole day between threads
I was about ready to take matters into my own hands
reminder that this poll exists:
http://www.strawpoll.me/12511087
http://www.strawpoll.me/12511087
Who would you want as your /pokedad/, anon?
>>8242705
Incineroar.
>>8242705
Wait no, Excadrill for the heavy-worked dad that comes home all sweaty and passes out quickly.
>>8242705
Wait wait, no, Diggersby for the stay-at-home lazy dad that sits on the couch and drinks beer without caring if his dick is sticking out of his boxers.
>>8243150
>>8243134
>>8243123
sorry friend but we have a strict one dad allotment here
>>8242705
I don't really like the whole daddy meme. I do like older men but calling my partner/bf daddy would feel uncomfortable
>>8242510
>Pokekemoshota
The most patrician of patrician tier tastes
>>8242510
>>8243477
>uncut Pokekemoshota
ULTRA, ULTRA, ULTRAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa...
Have some Poochyena prostitute kid giving a fatdicked, also uncut, blue-cocked Greninja a real fun time with his puppybutt
Pokeshota a best
>>8243593
Y E S
E
S
>>8243709
Twincest is fine too
>>8243203
This taste... is the taste if a liar!
This is absol. Please be nice to him.
>pokedads and shota all in one thread
Who knew you guys had such great taste
>>8246845
You know what's rare?
Shota Garchomp.
I know, people like to equate leveling up to aging.
But pokemon can do that regardless of actual age!
>>8243455
In this case it's less about calling them "daddy" and more that they exude the qualities of a dad.
Like how Bowser gets booked as a dad character nowadays.
It's hard to see a Metapod as a dad, but easier for a Blastoise.
>>8248633
They look like piñatas.
...oh my god a Viva Piñata game but with pokémon!
>>8247371
Pokemon can't even be shota. Like 90% of them can breed and battle at birth.
>>8248769
I prefer my chinese battle animals feral. So it is just about fucking DILFs?
>>8248885
Got a purist over here.
>>8249580
Purist? I am just stating the facts, Anon. For what is worth, Riolu is still a cub since it is in the babby egg group
>>8247371
>early evolved shotamons
fucking super duper A+ fucking fetish right there, some cute six year old Pokeboy who's already at his highest evolutionary stage.. godDAMN
Here is an old secret edit. Naturally, with a big ol' floppy uncut dick - how could it not be! Six years old and already twice evolved, with a -beautiful- electric-blue luster on his underage cock from base to floppily foreskinned tip~
this thread is uncomfortably pedophilic
>>8249799
please stop typing like that it's fucking creepy
go on and post shit but don't give that weird infomercial commentary with it
yopo if you're going to scare everybody at least draw some OC (without foreskin)
>>8250958
>without foreskin
Jesus man, that's like asking him to burn off his fingerprints.
not gay enough
post bigger dicks
>>8254009
Yes I agree, where are those big-dicked scraggy that always get posted?
>>8250264
>>8250698
[spoiler]I-I kinda like it[/spoiler] but just maybe don't mention their ages. I'd like it if you could continue, just maybe tone down a little bit.
>>8254164
i can't find any, since my folder is a mess and in dire need of reorganizing, but if you're talking about who i think you're talking about, he's actually a scrafty (the evolved one; it's okay i get them mixed up all the time too)
i know this because the character is question is named "scrafD" or some variation thereof
iirc he belongs to oogzie or one of those guys, i forget
but anyway yeah my folders are a mess so if i have any ballsy pants-lizards saved i cant find it right now
so
have a gay cat instead
>>8254576
Nah, there was either one or two scraggy that had huge dongs.
And a normal sized Scrafty.
They teased him I think?
just going on a walk, what could go wrong?
>>8255178
whelp
>>8255202
>>8248784
H E R E C O M E S T H E M O N E Y
>>8249799
holy fuck is this yopo
>>8250264
I want some of that Samucock
>>8256335
Holy fuck, IS this Yopo?
I thought it was just someone imitating his style before.
>>8256747
far too accurate for an imitation
>>8249799
M-more please
>>8258142
desist
>>8258176
I can't help if I want it though
>>8258176
no, I want more too
>>8242705
Blastoise sounds good, but I prefer Machamp..
here's hoping these get colored
Goodra X human
>>8260176
DEEPEST LORE
venusaur X poor sap
>>8260180
>goodra
>1/3 gallon
>multiple matings
STOP
>>8250264
>>8256381
THEN I'LL MIX BOTH THE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH SAMUROTT SHOTA AND TERRIBLE CHOICE IN POSTERS
By all means continue fussing, it powers my eternal dynamo
>>8250958
>(without foreskin)
lol)
>>8261456
Nice
>>8261456
>Samurott rape
Stop, samu has a hard life as it is by being hated by everyone
>>8250698
pls keep typing like that if it makes this guy whine about being uncomfortable
I guess this Scolipede is suppose to be female, which is why it took forever as I misremembered while trying to find this pic, but god dammit it doesn't hit any of those "female" buttons for me.
Yeah, there's a vagina, but it just looks like a cuntboy to me. (a kink I have no problem with)
So aside from that, this seems very relevant.
Not nearly enough orgasm denial. (not including chastity)
>>8263772
Kori's got no tiddies or nipplies, yah
She also doesn't blush like ever, and doesn't have a 'proper' navel
Is also super duper unflappable when it comes to sex stuff - hardly minds most of anything, even if it's rimming dudes in public
more weird shit
>>8264770
>soul vore
>with drowzee
MUH FETISH
Post horse pokemon
>>8265275
>>8265401
With horse dicks
>>8242263
i dont know why im only gay for charizard and dragons in general
>>8265515
He is one sexy lizard
>>8265427
Hay, don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
>>8265987
God damn it, Carlos!
>>8265275
HORSE POKEMON
WITHOUT HORSE DICKS WHICH ARE PLEB GENERIC SHIT TIER
THAT'S RIGHT GET SALTY
Poor Slugma never gets any limelight.
>>8267069
>a literal pile of Molten rock with eyeballs
It's cute, but I think I can do fine without 3rd degree burns on by goods.
>>8268185
Come on, he's not a literal pile of molten rock.
He's a monster that looks like a literal pile of molten rock.
Also, haven't you ever sprayed hot water on your junk in the shower?
It feels pretty good. Like scratching a deep itch.
>>8268521
slugma enema
>>8268185
You can't even pet them on the Refresh, the hand gets burned
>>8269025
Same with Ice types but with freeze.
The temperatures are clearly exaggerated.
>>8269313
The only one that I remember that does that is Regice and it is supposed to be at -328 degrees Fahrenheit.
>>8238507
that Garchomp is a trans, it seems
What does /trash/ think of this pairing?
>>8271876
I think its a good pairing
>>8271959
should i post more?
it seems the top/bottom is almost always this way. wonder why conk is always the dominant
>>8272123
go right ahead
and I like machamp as the bottom
>>8272146
apparently the artist was basing the dynamic on their competitive viability. makes sense i guess. although there are some pieces that show conkeldurr as bottom, but most of the better ones have machamp as the bottom
holy shit what a gem
ugh i've never been attracted to emboar at all but damn
>>8272408
hnnnghhh fuck machamp's boipussy, daddy
my dick can only get so erect. i can't take this. gotta fap
>>8272543
Is that machamp getting tripled?
>>8271806
I think the cut on the fin is a little higher and we can't see it. That or the artist doesn't care or doesn't know
love seeing gay pokemon
but i can't draw pokemons or any furries for shit
any good place to start?
>>8275737
Start practicing and learn anatomy and perspective. At least that is what I am doing.
>>8275737
The Pokemon Art Academy games might work for you.
Then, when you feel comfortable, slap a dick on them!
Why are there so few bara pokeporn? And many of the existing ones are forced/tacked on muscles on pokemon that dont make sense
Officially unofficial trash eeveelution power rankings
-S tier-
Sylveon
-A tier-
Vaporeon
Glaceon
-B tier-
Umbreon
Jolteon
Espeon
Eevee
Leafeon
-C tier-
Flareon
>>8242705
Image related
>>8276544
The true bara pokemon are Machamp and Machoke. Hoopa-U might be considered one. Pangoro is too chubby for that and chesnaught is not humanoid enought for it. You might call Inceroar bara but he might be too cartoony.
>>8277286
Lawd hoopa unbound is so fucking lewd and naughty with his powers. And considering he's massive, imagine how huge his dong is
>>8277427
Well, the dick in the pic I posted is his own dick so there is that.
>>8277450
I meant compared to other baramons. Woo have mercy
>>8277632
It's too bad Hoopa barely has any porn.
>>8276723
Proof Flareon is for snuggles, NOT for lewd
>>8277946
This is an issue for literaly everyone pokemon not named Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Eeveevolution or Charizard(he sticks out like a sore thumb in this list). Blaziken and Zangoose to a lesser extent
So, not really all that explicit but...look at this cute fuck!
>>8277946
I've tried drawing honestly but the number of limbs and size difference make it too difficult to come up with a good angle and an acceptable pairing
It's a new guy from Taka.
I really hope he gets lewds too.
The eyebrows really seal the deal for me.
Taka needs to do more emboar
>>8278011
you know he's lewd when nobody is looking anon.
>>8278227
>>8278246
>>8278254
>>8278262
Samurott is cute! CUTE!
>tfw you will never have a hot male Glaceon bf constantly trying to breed you~
end my suffering
>>8280004
>>8280069
neato, haven't seen either of these
would yall rather be a pokemon or a trainer?
>>8281469
Id want to be a trainer in the pokemon world but when it comes to fugging, I'd like to be a pokemon of course. Those powers will come handy when fucking other pokemon
I mean i bet fighting types never get loose/prolapsed anuses due to their muscle strength
>>8281469
I'd rather be a pokemon
also, since when is the limit for webms only 3 megs?
>>8281733
fff-fuck
post more male goodra pls
preferably dom goodra
>>8281469
as much as i wanna be a pokemom
I dont kniw which pokemon i wanna be
so being a trainer who gets fucked by his pokemon is an easier decision
>>8281770
Aight, but I don't have much dom goodra
>>8280271
i'll see your goo and raise you this
back to bara
>ywn molest your hot Linoone dad
forsooth
it's obvious they knew what they were doing with this
>>8276723
I don't care what anyone says, Jolteon will always be my favorite
>>8284470
NULL AND SILVALLY ARE NOT FOR SEXUAL
Why does the idea of a male Gardevoir using his psychic powers to molest me until I'm a slut for his cock turn me on so much?
>>8286135
Silvally has the cushion for the pushin'
>>8284105
Heh, I always liked that airbender dick.
>>8281664
They reduced the max file sizes a few months ago to reduce hosting and bandwidth costs. They've also started resizing images on some boards, but only for mobile so far.
>>8242705
Pic related
>>8290923
any of these. used to be on y!gallery too but
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/tmasochist/
https://themasochist08.tumblr.com/tagged/conkeldurr
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=8859753
big ol' donger
>>8298212
2 of those aren't even vaporeon, you hack fraud
>>8298264
uncut dicks DA BES
Have some Caprino and his Victini bodyguard/servant.
>>8298298
idk m8 kosian draws some of the best knots in town
>>8298298
>bodyguard
Oh my, has he ever failed his duty?
Maybe overwhelmed by bad guys and then strapped down and forced to watch them have their way with Caprino?
>>8298232
I didn't make it but I sorry
>>8298384
there's a fuckton of kosian stuff that's been deleted over the years and it makes me immesurably sad
>>8298443
the fact that there is no pixiv archive in existence is perhaps the greatest oversight in the history of mankind
>>8298532
a question: how can saucenao find the source for images that are no longer on pixiv?
>>8298638
They likely only keep the thumbnails and a perceptual hash of the image. I doubt they're keeping a full-size copy of every image ever uploaded to pixiv.
>>8298399
Naw, because he works together with -another- Legendary Bodyguard, a Lugia named Ray(Victini's 'name' is Gage/Emre) and both of them are super duper good at their jobs. Which also means to say that THEY'RE THE ONES WHO GET TO MOLEST CAPRINO,OKAY
Gage/Emre did have a run-in with the son of a rival mafia once however, namely they were taking care of a random to get back a family member, the son of the opposing Don being put in charge this time so he could get some experience - the young Noctowl demanded that Emre saw his arm off at the elbow right then and there with no anesthetic, no tourniquet and just a nearby rusty hacksaw. So, Emre did so unflinchingly, much to the little Noctowl boy's horror. Couldn't reattach the arm, though.
>>8298776
Also have bonus image of Gage about to fuck Caprino eight ways to Sunday at the local park while Ray helps out..!
>>8298785
>that looks like a left hand on his cock
I gotta say, the attention to storylines is pretty commendable.
>>8300427
Growth potion or aphrodisiac?
>>8304223
Knowing Linus, it's probably some sort of fancy aphrodisiac lube he made with help from some kid at school he makes a deal with thanks to his perfect grades and such.
He already helps and receives 'aid' from a Spinarak and Snivy boy, after all.
Myooth
Are there really no poke barafags even on trash??
>>8310156
They're all in the bara thread.
People in here tend to want more of the ferals it seems.
>>8310156
You called?
>>8310247
I love bara but this is true, when it comes to Pokemon, I favour feral.
>>8242510
Poor little fire-fluff can't get any love. I bet all that fluff would be super comfy to curl up against on cold winter nights.
>>8310156
are you blind?
>>8311503
Why is chomp so lewd?
>>8312465
bc he want that good succ
>>8311163
Cuddle =/= fuggle
Does anyone know any good fics that are story & sex, Preferably human on any Pokémon any sex.
>>8311503
>>8312465
>>8312729
More Caprino and Gage because WHY NOT
>>8311503
no, but you were missing in this thread for a bit
>>8292450
Thanks Anon
>>8312465
Male garchomp is for sexual
Female garchomp is pure and for cuddling
me on the left
my top 5 husbando
-lucario
-greninja
-eeveelution (can't decide which)
-goodra
give me a fifth
>>8326073
dustox
>>8326073
Super manly miltanks.
(fuck the gender norms!)
>>8326664
>do they make miltanks without udders?
Depends on the artist.
>>8326664
But yes, sometimes.
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>8327384
Over 800 furry porn options!
>>8327384
I only like the bara and the scalies like Garchomp (bonus points if also barafied) but the feral turns me off so bad
>>8327576
it's a funny meme
I give (You)'s to memes I like
>>8325773
Girls will never be more pure than boys. M-Chomp is for sexual and cuddling in santity of MARRIAGE
Needs more lucario.
>>8260696
source is http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61868504
no more though
>>8326196
I can't look at moth genitals without thinking about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlhGT2VMOQ
>>8331628
>expecting science
>suddenly party horn sound effect
Well played. But also, damn at those dicks, man.
It's kinda like my hypothesis about goodra penises. Namely that snails' and slugs' penises come out of the sides of their heads and look long and curved. So, it makes sense to me that a goodra's, "horns," are its penises and it's handing out major league boxer-level dick-slaps in combat like it ain't no thang.
>>8331976
that would also mean that it's always aroused. I will accept your headcannon as my own
>>8332032
Or maybe just that it always has its dicks dangling out, and they inflate like that moth's androconial organs.
>>8242705
Blaziken.
>>8242705
ALL OF THEM
Can't really choose, so it'd depends on mood and other things. Unless you mean 'dad' in the weird sexual way, then absolutely none of them.
Have some naturalist Blaziken guy who co-owns a natural health food store at the local market and wants to be a nudist all of the time but suburbia says no and he doesn't want to force his super nerdy and totally-going-to-be-successful Combusken son into moving away from his friends an-FUCK I'M RAMBLING AGAIN
Either way, little Yamask boy too.
>>8333998
So does the yamask have a backstory too?
Backstories are hot.
>>8334022
Still a little undecided on a few aspects of it, so it's not completely set yet.
Have more Blaziken, this time with rare Maractus shota.
>>8334095
Oh my god, he's son's a nerdy birdy?
That sounds adorable.
Also, any maractus is good.
Poor guy barely gets art.
>>8242705
There's a lot of really good daddy type pokemon out there, but I'm gonna have to go with my bro, Nidoking. This dude was the first to get me past Blue back in Gen I and I've had one on my team ever since.
>tfw the OG wallbuster was cursed by power creep and sentenced to UU for eternity
Other contenders include Rhydon, Aggron, Swampert, Charizard, and Empoleon
>>8313172
Sofurry has some good shit, I recommend the sheath shot (human on lucario) and it's sequal (human on lucario on charizard)
>>8336020
free him
>>8334706
>Nidoking is the size of a child
Pokemon sizes are pure bs
>>8337039
>Pokemon sizes are pure bs
Don't believe the lying pokedex!
You know in your heart that those Charizards were like 10ft tall.
And the Joltik weren't /that/ tiny.
Godzilla Dragonite is the only Dragonite!
>>8337173
>Charizard is 1.7 m tall
This is will always make me sad
>>8337173
I think that those are the only accurate measurements in the pokédex. Also, an interesting bit of trivia:
>midday lycanroc is 0.8m
>midnight lycanroc is 1.1m
>on a lark, I extrapolated the height midday lycanroc would be if it stood up on its hind legs
>it came out to about 1.1m
>>8337173
what if everybody in the the pokemon world are just manlets
>>8343508
Like the new Link?
>tfw i'll never succ a nice cute torterra
>>8345510
Go google turtle penis, and realize that their penises can get so engorged with blood that you have to inject a mild sedative and a blood thinner into the base of it to get it to go down, so you don't have to have its penis amputated.
>>8345958
Yeah, but he's also part continent so you know he'll release that pressure after a quick Earthquake. (in your ass)
>>8345958
counterpoint: hes a fictional nice turtle guy with a normal penis
>>8333998
Hey Yopo
Something I've always wondered
Do you take commissions or are you just someone who likes making and posting their art online?
>>8265515
Because Lizards are best
>Yopo is here
That's pretty neat actually
You made me enjoy shota so thanks but also fuck you
>>8333998
>hair bun
that is a cute fuckin fire chicken my dude
>>8276723
I love Sylveon!
All around the mulberry bush...
https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_om1rqlKc3c1txxhip_480.mp4
>>8353705
source?
>>8350296
DID NOT PROVE IT THROUGH POSTING WHICH PICTURE GOT YOU INTO IT
>>8351218
He has beautiful hair, it cannot be helped.
>>8348374
I do not take commissions because even the thought of them gives me uncontrollably explosive levels of anxiety. Even back when I was an even shittier artist than I am now(I'm still fucking shit t b h) I couldn't take art or fic commissions.
So instead I just love to chat about ideas with people instead. And eRP a fuckton. Despite my love of Pokemon I've been looking for a good partner to do some Tonberry eRP with me. Love those little fuckers, boy or girl alike.
https://static1.e621.net/data/10/58/1058f7dce46ea6c2ea8d2c6ee34fff72.png
>>8350296
cute gator
>>8357057
Tonberry/Moogle OTP
>>8350296
Now that is man! Gatr is super hot
>>8358175
>chibi god of time
Hnnng–
Fucking cute!
>>8357057
Oh well that's pretty cool too
I didn't mean to stress you out or anything, I was just curious
anyone got any links to some comics? singular pictures don' really interest me
>>8364834
What, like e-hentai/sadpanda?
Yopo, how do you feel about Machop?
>>8366237
>muscle shota
im seconding this question
>>8366237
>>8313172
SoFurry.
Use the tags: Pokemon, Human, m/m and you should find a lot of stuff.
>>8243548
Aw hell ye-
>toilet
What the fuck is with gays and toilets! Licking toilets, fucking in toilets, sucking in toilets!!!!!?
You fags put my fag sexuality to shame!
>>8369826
It's just naturally where a lot of encounters happen.
Just be glad the toilet is not actually involved.
Post Garchomp dick
>>8369940
what the fuck man
>>8369940
And here I naively thought that after 15 years I'd seen all the weird shit the Internet has to offer.
>>8242263
I want to eat out Charizard.
>>8370107
>>8370155
I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, that is a feral anatomically correct Sharpedo, on the other: that is a feral anatomically correct Sharpedo
>>8370159
I didn't ev3n notice it was a rotom. Now I'm even more terrified by the demons that must be posessing this poor artist/commissioner
>>8370287
this
>>8238507
Why does this make me diamonds but real guys do nothing at all for me?
>>8370526
Because humans are boring.
>>8370904
Any girly lookin fire chickens?
>>8369826
It's because the Poochyena is a CHILD PROSTITUTE. So there's context, but it could make things worse for more people. AT LEAST THERE'S AN EXPLANATION I GUESS?
also that rotom picture is terrifying
>>8369826
Also, here, as an apology - myself as a Decidueye guy because I like neat markings on the dick/balls.
SO CHEER UP
>>8370107
>>8371277
Ah, we need a new thread...
>>8372999
Didn't even notice at first. To honor this, a slightly old edit of a censored pic.
>>8374573
The original had bar censors, iirc.
Also they didn't have uncut dicks and the colors didn't match up with their bodies, which is huge for me.
>>8374670
left one's should be beige like his chest
reeeeeee
>>8374483
fuck those are amazing foreskins
Why isn't there anything of him?
>>8370526
They're human enough to make us go 'I wanna touch that lewdly' but lack the masculine features that trigger the 'that's some fuckin gayass shit bro' response. I'm the same way, love dicks; hate masculine faces
>>8375665
There is.
Maybe surprise next thread. ;)
>>8375682
What next thread?
>>8375696
This thread is about to die.
>>8375785
I'm aware.
RIP
I claim this last post in the name of goodra
may his blessings and his goo find you
rip
>>8375852
>you will never drink his goo
>you will never be covered in his goo
>you will never be pumped full of his goo
>you will never help him pump out his goo
Life is suffering and we cannot escape this