ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite pory? Info

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>>8198452
brock

me

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>>8198452
Brock

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>>8198360
>Slugma uses flame burst

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>>8198452
The first one.

>>8198339
No one flies faster than me.

>>8198405
>>8198416
Yeah i haven't had a good adventure lately.

I have to find this cake first....

rapeo

>>8198487
>It missed!
>Dragonite woke up! It used Fire punch!

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>>8198405
I don't know, eh.

>>8198416
To Hoenn, boss!

>>8198494
Heh heh, hurry up.

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>Zibel: Noodle up with gunfish near Gask.
>>8198494
Okaaay bye.
>>8198520
To Hoenn!!

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>>8198452
>beep

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>>8198530
>>8198520
Hoenn!

>>8198494
Good luck with your cakeventure!

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>>8198512
>Slugma is knocked out
>Flops pathetically against a rock

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>>8198452
>>8198538
>W95startup.wav

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>>8198520
>>8198530
>>8198547
Hey.
Tight boat. Where we goin'?

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>>8198530
>>8198547
>Woosh away to Hoenn
>Arrival in too many posts to know

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>>8198520
>>8198530
>>8198547
'Owenn?

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>>8198452
Brock.

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>>8198520
>>8198530
>>8198547
>Mega fug busts through the ceiling.
>hop on fug
I'll find you weird-o's later. after this cake.
>bust through the ceiling again

>last number in post is how many it takes to get to the shipwreck.

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>adrie is so so exited for the date with C that the time moves fast to her
today sure is going well on work

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>>8198452
There is no greater pory than I, obviously!
>Click
Je suis d'accord avec lui. Nous sommes une bonne unité.
>Click
We can agree on some things, I see.

>>8198553
>Sylvie or Zorro will finish the battle!

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>>8198617
>Filed under wat.txt

ded

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>>8198598
>>8198576
Hoenn!

>>8198601
EH?

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>>8198617
>Greeting beep
>Running translate subroutine
...Are there multiple personality subroutines running on your system at once?

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>>8198576
>>8198591
>>8198598
>>8198660
Hoenn!!

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>>8198553
Whoa you almost won by yourself!

>>8198629
I think sylvie should go... to make sure i do no embarrass my self some more...

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>>8198601
>that was fast.
>really fast

....
>lands in front of the wreck and looks around.
If that wind is lying im going to fricking kill it.

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>>8198686
>boop Zorro
Missing shouldn't embarrass you!
>Sylvie Used Hyper Voice!

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>>8198661
>>8198638
>Click
Yer' darn tootin straight.
We all gotta share this here-
>Click
Taisez-vous, porcs non civilisés. Faisons la conversation.
>Click
I'll string you up by your-
>Click
Shut up. Both of you.
>Sighs
Yes. We all share this unit.
Thankfully, it's pretty comfortable.

>>8198746
>dat dragon is ded
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Dragonite: 320-380 (192.7 - 228.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Sylvie got 1867 experience points
>Youngster paid up 4000P and slinked away in defeat

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>>8198660
>>8198682
Tight. If you guys don't mind I'm gonna practice.
>Bust out guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=No71bSpwRL8

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>>8198553
>Use a revive on Slugma

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>>8198746
Whoa!~ you are soooo cooollll

>>8198553


you are sooooooooo awesome!

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>>8198788
>Sit back and chill.
>Damn this guy is good.

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>>8198792
>Gasps
Thank you.

>>8198809
I think I did pretty good there...

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>>8198764
Hm. Interesting. Can't say I've seen that happen before. I have heard of it being possible, but I've never seen any pory units actually configured to have more than just one.

...So... how many personality subroutines do you have? And why were you configured as such?

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>>8198854
Yeah you did great Slugma!

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>>8198849
>>8198788
>Babwott: Get comfy with eeldad and listen to the funny-looking hooman with his cool-sounding music.

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The poster 8 posts below is sent to the shadow realm for 1 hour

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>>8198788
It's always nice to see someone else who plays.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvTWNpEAf40

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>>8198715
>Sandslash watches from nearby
>roll for stealthiness

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>>8198854
you almost beat that guys entire team by yourself!

>>8198888
oh fucc

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so how is everyone today? cause I'm bored...

>>8198889
(Shit I stole your quads with my shit post, take 'em)

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>>8198923
You there!
>runs after the sandslash.

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>>8198858
>Country voice
Just the three of us in here-
>Click
Il a raison. Nous sommes trois ici. Malheureusement, nous ne sommes pas tous également civilisés.
>Click
Should we tell him...?
>Click
Non bien sûr que non. Il pourrait faire partie de Silph co. Il faut faire attention à qui nous parlons -
>Click
>Country voice again
Oh, we escaped from them there mean people up in-
>Click
Shut up. Please.
>Groans
I'm afraid we can't tell you for... Security reasons.

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>>8198936
i'm great today

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>Caw.

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>>8198849
>>8198879
Thank you to my fans.
>>8198889
Damn good but how about this?
>Jam the fuck out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_iFxfCh2B8
>>8198936
Practicing for my next concert.

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EXTRA THICK.

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>>8198983
is this thick enough for you?

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>>8198975
>Watches her employee get swallowed into the distortion zone.
WHAT IS HAPPENING!
>Roll to grasp her hand.

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>>8198865
Thank you.
Didn't gain a level, though.

>>8198930
I don't know how, but I guess I did...

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>>8198943
(Tbh really surprised I almost got that get without scripting. Thanks dude. Quads guitar solo: claimed)
That's really good. Personally I enjoy this one...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZLtzchX32c

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>>8199027
Hey you're close at least.

>>8199034
.... (I forgot to reply to a post. Here's the other one.)
>>8198979

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>>8198975
>Roll to retrieve Adri from hell.

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>>8198968
Shit!
>Sandslash attempts to dive into the sand to escape
>odds = Sandslash thinks he's hidden but really only his head is under the sand
>evens = Sandslash is underground somewhere neaby

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>>8198971
...

...Uhh... all right. I'm not affiliated with Silph Company, though. If you must know, I am affiliated with Team Plasma.

Besides, I'm a Porygon-Z myself. I do believe Silph Co.'s policy is that Porygon-Z are... uh, breach of warranty at best?

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>>8199025
ahh what is going on, boss
>is swallowed into the distortion realm
>>8199062
>is rescued by C
>adri is shivering
w-w-what j-just happened
>hugs C scared

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>>8199062
How

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>>8199034
Pretty good. Try this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsIzou8bYyk
Hey I hear a Sandslash callin' my name. Gotta jet.
>Off that ship.

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>>8198930
>>8199027
So what you guys wanna do now, keep looking for nerds to beat up?

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>>8199068
....
>looks around
maaaaaaan

>walks into the shipwreck.
>roll to find a safe nearby with "cake" written on it.

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>>8199086
>Hug her back.
Hello.
>>8199094
I don't know.

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>>8199086
>Misses.
I don't know, just hang in I'l get you!
>Employee is gone.
Nooooo!

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>>8199118
yeah sure if ya want to!

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>>8199121
>You don't find a safe with cake written on it, but a safe with caek written on it

>>8199118
I guess...
-Slugma

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>>8199121
>Sandslash resurfaces and follows Ruby
>roll for sneakiness

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>>8199137
h-hello C, how are you d-doing?
>trying to smile despite all suddendly being swallowed by the distortion world
>evens gets the smile in
>odds breaks down crying

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>>8199144
>>8199164
All right let's go!
>same rolls as before

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>>8199139
She's fine. Hello.
>>8199192
>She hugs Adri.
Is this an okay time for that date?

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>>8199158
hmmmm

close enough.
>enters the code 1-4-8-9

>>8199189
>notices the sandslash
What? do you want some cake too?

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>>8199189
>>8199227
Yo.
I heard there was cake.

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>>8199227
>The safe opens!

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>>8199225
okay, yeah, it was almost closing time anyway, i'm sure my boss can handle, but where are we?
>>8199139
i-i'm okay boss, i think

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>>8199199
uuuuuuhhhhhhhh
>follows even closer...

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>>8199225
>Walks back in the room carrying multiple bottles.
She is?!
Oh I was so worried, what even was that?
I mean hello.
Just don't mind me.
I'l just get the jitters out of me.
>Slurps a quarter of a bottle.
>>8199264
Good, good.
I'l just need to sit down.
Your sure your alright?
G-go take the day off if you want.

>>8199199
>You find a pair of bikers
Hey you three, you shouldn't be here!
>Biker 1 sends out Gyrados (60)
>Biker 2 sends out Krookodile (60)

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>>8199227
...No thanks.
Uh...if you don't mind me asking, who are you and why are you here?

>>8199250
I'm so confused right now.
Any cake that is on this ship is probably stale by now.

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>>8199254
alll right!

>holds up the cake Link style.

>>8199312
>only hears squeaks
You hungry or something?

>>8199250
Yeah right here!
-ruby

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>>8199303
Ahh!
>solar beam on krookodile
>does not like crocs.

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>>8199286
thanks boss, i think i'll go, for now, C i'm a bit out of my mind right now, where do you want to go, or are you fine here?

>>8199339
>the safe speaks
OwO what's this you want my cake?

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>>8199303
>Hyper voice the pair

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>>8199303
>Slugma uses yawn on the Gyrados

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>>8199312
>Sandslash squeaking.
Same dude.
Same.
>>8199345
Nice.
>>8199366
Safes don't talk dude.
>Garchomp uses Crunch.

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>>8199286
...
>>8199355
We can go somewhere if you want?

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>>8199339
>>8199382
...Well ok then.
I guess I might as well help you guys out.
>Slash the cake

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>>8199366
>jumps back at the talking safe
Whaaaaa!
y-yes?

>>8199382
uuuuuh

>>8199412
my dex ran out of batteries on the way here. i never charge it haha!
Why are we attacking the cake?!

>>8199379
>The gyarardos yawns
>>8199352
>>8199376
>Krookodile goes down
252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Gyarados: 100-118 (49.5 - 58.4%) -- 98.4% chance to 2HKO
The trio gain 981 experience points each
>Biker 2 sends out
Raichu-A (65)

>Gyarardos uses waterfall against Zorro
252 Atk Life Orb Gyarados Waterfall vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales in Sun: 101-120 (36.7 - 43.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>8199412
Squeak-queak-keek.
Kreek?
>>8199431
Dude.
I have a problem.

>>8199412
>>8199431
why are you attacking cake? cake dinndo nuffin

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>>8199433
ha!

>solar beam the gyrados!

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>>8199382
>garchomp crunches the safe
OwO why are you like this?
>>8199431
You should have asked first!
>the safe tries to move back towards the cake

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>>8199401
well there is a nice restaurant near here if you want
>adri tries to stand up
>evens stands up no problem
>odds she loses balance and falls on the floor

>>8199433
>Gyrarados hits itself!

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>>8199433
>Slugma uses yawn on the Raichu

>>8199477
so did i

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>>8199433
>she uses Hyper voice yet again

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>>8199486
>She helps Adri up.
Would you rather go home?

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>>8199481
Can I have the cake?

there i asked.

>>8199470
i see! what do you think about this cake?

>>8199477
>Zorro hits himself!
>>8199491
>Raichu Yawns
>gyarados is fast asleep! 3 turns or even dubs

>Raichu-A uses Psychic against Zorro!
252+ SpA Life Orb Raichu-Alola Psychic vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 95-113 (34.5 - 41%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>8199431
>the cake slice is now cut in half, so the two humans can share it
>Sandslash backs away a little and squeaks at Ruby

>>8199470
>Sandslash tilts his head to one side, confused by this weird guy's attempt to communicate

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>>8199481
Because I am.
>Shred guitar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfZZ0mqMqOg
>Dragonite is out.
>Dragonite uses Hyper Beam.
>>8199516
Yes.
I would like some cake.
>>8199539
You want an autograph, little dude?

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>>8199534
>ouch

....

>Fireblast the raichu!

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>>8199516
owo;
I guess so

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>>8199534
>Hyper voice the pair!

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>>8199539
>Yanmega flutters into the room
What's going on-
...
>Confused bug noises at >>8199561 and >>8199516

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>>8199539
Is this your boat? why do you have a talking safe?

>>8199561
gives piece of cake

>>8199572
thanks! how can you talk? are you a pokemon?

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>>8199511
sounds like a good idea, i have some stuff home, i can make some dinner for us if you are hungry i'm a good cook

>>8199572
>roll to notice bulge

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I have something very important to tell you all

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>>8199594
I'm a mimic!

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>>8199561
>Sandslash nods

>>8199590
I'm as confused as you are, these guys just showed up.
Apparently they found a safe with cake in it.

>>8199594
>shrug

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>>8198764
>>8198971
...interesting individual
>Hal nods, close by

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>>8199620
have a nice day?

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>>8199594
Thanks.
>>8199590
>>8199630
>Give the pokes autographs.
>>8199623
Mimics are rad.

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>>8199620
what?

>>8199623
oh thats awesome! What are ya doing on this boat?

>>8199630
>offers popcorn.
you look like your hungry.

How did this boat get all the way out here?

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>>8198979
>>8199561
>>8199655
Heh, you're good. Real good.

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>>8199642
>>8199680

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>>8199686
...

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>>8199702
Ash is dead.

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>>8199680
Something picked me up and put me here!
If you guys want i can give you more cake!

>>8199571
>>8199583
>both attacks miss
>gyarados 2 turns left on sleep
>Raichu 3 turns left on sleep

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>>8199685
Thanks biggest fan.
>>8199709
Sorry for havin' Chompinator bite you, rad dude.

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>>8199733
AAAA
>solar beam on gyrados!

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>>8199708
oh thank arcues he is, how about serena? is she dead?

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>>8199655
>Sandslash takes the autograph
>happy squeaking

>>8199680
Couldn't you understand me earlier?
>confused Sandslash noises

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>>8199755
Wait who died?

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>>8199708
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
wait who's that?

>>8199709
awwww yeah! You are the best safe ever!

>>8199761
a bit. No I don't have anymore popcorn for you.

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>>8199770
ash did...

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>>8199733
...
>hyper voice

>>8199801
>>8199744
>gyarados goes down
>Biker one sends out Garchomp!
>raichu-A 2 turns left

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>>8199788
I don't know.
>>8199790
Ash is dead?

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>>8199828
>garchomp
>panic.jpg

AAAAAAAAAA
>solarbeam garchomp!

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I have something important to dead.

Ash is say.

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>>8199828
If i can hit this will be easy
>Hyper voice
>>8199850
(forgot exp)
>the trio gained 916 experience points each

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>>8199846
deader than dead, hes...


ASHED

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>>8199892
I see you want a battle!
Darkrai use Dark Void!

>>8199850
>Garchomp is slammed with a solar beam
252 SpA Ninetales Solar Beam vs. 4 HP / 0 SpD Garchomp: 111-131 (50.9 - 60%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>Garchomp Mega Evolves!
>It uses outrage against Zorro!
0 Atk Garchomp-Mega Outrage vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 126-148 (45.8 - 53.8%) -- 46.9% chance to 2HKO

>raichu 1 turn left

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>>8199788
Riiiight.
Um...I'm going to see if I can find some kind of charger for your Pokedex so you can understand what I'm saying.
>Sandslash wanders off to try and find a charger and/or spare batteries
>roll for effectiveness

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>>8199907
>runs out of the dragons way at very fast high speed

AAAAAAAAA
>solarbeam garchomp

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>>8199907
Fucking hell I am somehow missing when I yell!
>hyper voice!

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Here's something important. Come to my concert in Unova this Friday!
>Roll to give out free tickets.

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>>8199900
>SF is not even in the same vicinity as tobias
>he falls asleep anyway under a tree... somewhere

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>>8199912
were did you find these?

>pops the batteries in.
>pokedex at 20%
well it's better than nothing. thanks sandslash guy!

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well, this is my apartament, it's nothing really fancy, but hey it's pretty cozy
it's good enough for two people here

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>>8199949
Everybody.

SF is asleep.

>>8199925
>Garchomp nimbly avoids the solar beam
>>8199936
>Only to get Destroyed by hyper voice

>The two gain 1518 experience points each

252+ SpA Choice Specs Pixilate Sylveon Hyper Voice vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Raichu-Alola: 115-136 (72.3 - 85.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

>Raichu uses thunderbolt on Sylvie
252+ SpA Life Orb Raichu-Alola Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Sylveon: 91-109 (41.1 - 49.3%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

>>8199959
>Roll to fug SF

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>>8199970
oh no you dont!

I am right here!

>fireblast on the raichu

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Orre sucks

>Frankie: finally wake up
>Roll to be functional today

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>>8199970
>shocked
>odds she's paralyzed
That hurt you stupid rat!
>hyper voice

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>>8199988
So? It's home.

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>>8200000
>Orrefag: Hear that from Agate.
What the fuck was that?

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>>8199950
There's lots of things hidden away on this ship still.
So uh...were you just here for cake?

>>8199988
Ghost types suck.

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>>8200000
what the hell was that.

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>>8200000
...What was that...?

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>>8200000
Rad.

>>8200000
>that mouse is dead
>hell the bikers are writing in pain from that
>the trio gain 522 experience points each

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>>8200000
ok so whos joining me in hell
because somebodys gonna

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>>8200025
Yeah i was told theres cake he-

>>8200000
What the frick? looks like i figured out what to do now....

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>>8200000
>SF wakes up hearing the ultimate hyper voice
wha...
>>8199976
>he is being fugged
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?

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>>8200000
did you hear something C?

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>>8200000
>Meanwhile in Goldenrod...

Che diavolo era quello?

>>8200000
>Frankie: holy fug thats loud
Sylvie!?
>Take off running towards the source of the Hyper Voice Heard Round The World

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>>8200000
...The fuck was that?

>>8200056
Wait hold on what?

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>>8200000
The hell was that? It messed up the microphone

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>Orrefag: Get the fuck back to Unova.
>Last two post numbers are amount of posts until arrival.

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>>8200019
Orrefag I'm scared.
What was that?
>Kol clings onto Orrefag in fear.

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>>8200000
>fur is blown back

I CAN NOT HEAR MYSELF

>>8200063
>Skeevy Anon: run away
>Evens, Anon remembers to pull up his pants after his psycho dryhumping
>Odds, he trips off a ledge and dies.

>>8200141
>Hug the bug.
Don't worry. Probably just Dialga or something...
>Still heading to Unova.
-Orrefag

>>8200169
RIP Anon.

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>>8200000
Ash.

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>>8200108
To find the source of that noise!

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>>8200203
Who?

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>>8200000
>Sent flying

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>>8200169
>69
>kek
... rest in pantsless hell
>dry humping
...
well looks like I'm still a virgin...
>SF steals the dead anons wallet
>last 2 digits determine money he had

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>>8200210
Good luck with that, I'm going to stay here.
I have a ship to repair and a bug to love.

>>8200284
fug the bug

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...Maybe Frankie deserves that admin spot more that Orrefag does.

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>>8200216
>>8200160
Well that was fun wasn't it, lets get out of this awful part of town though.

>>8200301
>Several old model porygons emerge from a computer on the frigate
>They float around, meaninglessly observing

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>>8200318
MAWP MAAAAWP

WHAT?

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>>8200284
>flies off towards Unova.

Stay safe mouse guy!

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>>8200325
...
>pull zorro along and leave the area which has been wrecked with any glass in the vicinity being shattered

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>>8200319
Ugh. Please go I am trying to work.
>Message Streambro. John too if he's around.

>>8200360
>Nozzles open up on their fronts
>They start spray-painting everything in sight pink

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>>8200293
Already did that man, I'll probably do it again sometime too.

>>8200339
>Sandslash waves as Ruby flies away
Bye!

>>8200360
>he """"accidently""" messages them with a extra file attached
>evens- a love poem he made for unit 1
>odds- his sex tape with one of the units

>>8200401
copouts dont count
fug the bug

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>>8200389
>Yelling comes from the computer
Non, non, idiots. Mauvais emplacement. Rappel du code 631-23-560.
>Click
Ya'll better get back in here before I-
>Click
Ugh. Please stop.

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>>8200359
WHERE IS SLUGMA

MAWP

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>>8200360
Good afternoon, sir.
You doing alright?
>>8200412
>John: read briefly, quickly determine that there is no hidden encrypted message and delet dis

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>>8200429
Uhhh he was behind us???

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>>8200360
>>8200389
>Zeta comes out of a Frigate computer and attempts to corral the Porygons.
Out. Out. You do not have access to this area.

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>>8200442
WHAT I CAN NOT HEAR YOU

(Setup simple internet radio for catalyst, streaming vidya muzak as a test. please open and help me stress test the bandwidth usage - you can mute it if you want.
http://catalyst.fyi)

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>>8200428
>One of the Porygons stops
...Sorry.

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Got, sending Hal over there.

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>>8200401
>Gently pounce the slash
The ship is almost ready to go...
Just need to get it to Gateon, and get some things repaired.
>Happy bug noises

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>>8200389
>>8200428
Why.
>>8200466
Thank you Zeta.
>>8200435
Ahem. I'm considering a certain Orrefag for an Administrator position. He's passed my main tests but... I want to let you and Streambro administer a test before I make my decision.
It can be whatever you want. As long as it has a less than 40% chance of getting him killed. Interested?
>>8200482
Ahem. Our site has been set up by a certain Borker. Please test it out.
http://catalyst.fyi

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>>8200466
>Hal pops in close by

>>8200428
>>8200389
>Vocalizer: on
"Please leave through the nearest Internet connected device or be forced out"

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>>8200415
Yes they do.

>>8200500
>Sandslash hugs Yanmega
Yeah, we've really made it a lot nicer here.
I can't believe we're soon going to be able to travel the world together.

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>>8200518
What sort of test are you looking at? I presume you've handled skills and psych evaluations.
I have a personal project - well, more a favor - on the back burner, but it requires travel and might push that forty percent mark a little.

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>>8200486
Just...Get back in here, please.
This isn't the intended location.
>Click
Et pourquoi utilisez-vous votre peinture? Nous n'avons jamais donné ce commandement -

>>8200518
Sorry. I'm trying to-
>Click
>>8200531
Sorry bout' all this.
We'll round em' up right quick-
>Click
Rappel du code 631-23-560.
Pourquoi cela ne fonctionne-t-il pas?

>>8200591
they do not

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>>8200591
It's come a long way.
I can't wait to see her sea-worthy.
>Tightly, but happily hug back
Just need to let the Gateon folks do their thing.

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>>8200607
I can pay for necessary fees. I'd like to see what you can cook up and I can give you higher than 40%. Honestly, I wasn't expecting him or Frankie to return from that hotel job.
Impress me, John. Do you want to do this now or do you and Streambro need some time to plan?
>>8200614
Well thank you. Pink might make us look a little less scary.

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>>8200614
>Suspicious porygon-z beeping
...Why did you send all of these base-model Porygon here anyways?

...And why are they carrying spray-paint attachments?

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>>8200472
I SAID HE WAS RIGHT BEHIND US

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>>8200518
>Porygon gets back into the computer, following the Porygon-Z's instructions
We must have got redirected somehow, I will investigate immediately.

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>>8200673
We'll get going soon.
>Click
>>8200694
Nous avions l'intention de repeindre la maison d'un ami.
>Click
>>8200713
Probably a programming bug.
We'll get that fixed up.

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>>8200698
>shakes head

WHAT

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>>8200631
They do.

>>8200663
I can't wait either, it's going to be great.
>kiss the cute bug
Although there is one last thing we need to work out, how are we going to get the wreck to Gateon?

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>>8200768
Goddamnit
>spray zorro with a full restore

>>8200778
fug bug

What determines whether or not a pokemon can consent to sex?

And are there consent laws?

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>>8200607
I think I know what is that "project".

>>8200673
It's a pretty simple assignment, at least in theory. Tracking down a specific abusive trainer in Kalos, John decides what happens to the abuser.

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>>8200780
THANK YOU

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>>8200778
>Kiss back
Well...
They have ways of moving ships, they say.
Just need to pay them.
>Teasingly rubs him with her abdomen
What do you want to do in the meantime?