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>>8189254
Zorro
>>8189255
...Kay.
>Go the fuck home.
>>8189254
All of them are good.
-Orrefag
>>8189273
>pets
>>8189254
Frankie but he's passed out right now
>>8189266
I bet you thought I'd say me, huh
orrfag is for impregnation
>>8189254
Do former members count?
If so I am best
i wish /trash/ had 500 post threads with 450 image limits
>>8189294
Woooow
Thats a special kind of not knowing things
>>8189313
I thought you were dead
Good to see you're not
Hows it going?
>>8189323
hes cute tho
>>8189323
Good, though it sucks, you can't do anything from a fullbody cast/coma combo
>>8189304
That promotion I talked about? You're on your way to getting it.
How would you like Frankie as a partner?
>>8189323
Vapey when Frankie's awake and feeling better would you mind asking him what he thinks of having Desmond as a partner in higher risk jobs?
Of course I'll give him a few days off work to recover from that bank heist. My condolences.
>>8189354
fug your bugs already
>>8189292
I thought about saying Me but i like Zorro too much.
>>8189313
Wait you're alive?
>>8189334
He is but thats not a thing he is for tho
>>8189351
ouch
that is not fun at all
>>8189354
I'll ask, thanks
Hes really shaken that that old lady didnt make it
We did our best though, it wasnt his fault
>>8189378
who says he hasnt ;^)
>>8189405
>>8189334
Yeah Desmond is a cutie isn't he.
>>8189378
Who says I haven't?
>>8189405
If he isn't interested don't worry. Partnerships are only for larger missions so it's not like I'm forcing them to live together. I have a few other agents that might work better with Frankie anyway.
Maybe the person from Two Island or Hilbert...
>>8189415
Understood. Sleep well.
>>8189466
this
>>8189466
I'm not against jumping his bones
>>8189437
Hello, sir. Two Island guy here.
Moved into my apartment in Virbank Unova fine, I've been unpacking my crap all day.
There are a lot of Plasma forces focused in Unova, specifically Castelia, sir. Are you sure you shouldn't spread your forces out a tad bit more? I don't really hear about Plasma in Sinnoh.
>>8189466
you originally said 'impregnation' not 'fug'
>>8189480
I am only cause sleeping with frankies work buddy would be a real jerk move
Unless maybe they both wanted to
>>8189480
>>8189563
Please avoid fucking Desmond without his consent. No, getting him high on Sylveon pheromones is not consent.
>>8189547
Unova's been in turmoil but I understand your point. Going to work to spread forces out a bit more once we're sure Unova isn't going to explode into war again. We need more forces and bases in Sinnoh and Orre.
>>8189614
I would never sir
I promise if anyone tries I'll Ice Beam em
>>8189614
Thank you, sir! I can come in tomorrow.
If you need anyone in Sinnoh, Kanto or Johto I can do them. I'd prefer to avoid Orre, Alola or any of the ranger continents if possible but I can deal with it if necessary.
I'm going to head out to train my team and maybe get a few new pokemon since most of my team is in the 30s. Take care, sir.
>>8189657
I just don't want to creep a natural born fighter like him off of the Catalyst payroll. That's all.
Just be slow with your advances.
>>8189666
Thank you. Take care.
I'm heading out to work on a few things, goodnight everyone.
>>8189614
Sir, John reporting in.
Those are interesting strategic priorities - Orre I understand given the local conditions and the tendency of multiple groups to use it as a place to conceal black sites.
Sinnoh, though, I'm unsure on. Is it simple coverage logistics, or is something specific going on there which warrants a heightened presence?
>>8189693
Sinnoh isn't much to worry on but I'd like to have coverage in it. The reformed Team Galactic seems to mostly keep it clean in general.
John, could you deal with the Ex-Champion of Kanto joining you as an admin with Streambro? He's a rather brilliant fighter, if lacking empathy towards new people a bit. Don't let me keep you up if you need your sleep.
Goo dragon bump
>>8190885
>hug the goo dragon
>>8191234
>Happy goo dragon
>>8191270
Poke The Goo belly
>>8191270
>snuggle the sluggle
>>8191286
>Goo belly jiggles
>Giggles a little, and pokes back
>>8191302
>Even happier goo dragon noises
>Snuggle back
>>8191832
>her soon to be true love smooches the goo dragon
bump for the morn
Well today is our date, i hope nothing bad happens
I even prepared a present for him, i hope he enjoys it
>>8192334
goid luck little NEET remember act natural
goodra is such an over used pokemon
>>8192342
Will do, we know each other for a long time so i'll be able to act natural
And we were dating for a while
We knew each other ever since i was a sewaddle and he a venipede
>>8191885
Bad Anon! Bad! Slug is for hug not fug.
>>8192369
But it's so adorable. And thicc.
>>8189254
Sylvie!
>>8189614
I would never force somebody into doing something they didn't want to
>>8192434
Good morning Zorro
>kissu the fire phox
>>8191885
>Slug is surprised at the sudden advance
>This slug is for hugs and snugs right now, not fugs
>>8191899
>Happy noises
>Dominant snuggles
>>8192504
I wanna hug the slug, where you at
>>8192482
>all giddy because kissu
Now it is a great one!
>>8192536
I also would like to hug a slug.
>>8192504
>cutely hug the cuddleslug
>roll for whether anon falls asleep while hug
>>8192548
Did Vapey tell you of the exciting time we had last night?
>>8192663
Nope! What did you guys do?
>>8192694
Frankie got fired up cause of a challenge by some hon hon on the phone then he took a job from Science Man and we rescued a buncha hostages, Vapey and me leveled up a lot from it too. Oh and the cops gave Frankie a portion of the money the bad guys had stolen.
>>8192706
Awww man! I wish i was there... So you got way stronger huh? You look stronger too. Are we super rich now?
>Wake the hell up and check Cata-list.
>All these jobs for weird shit.
Fucking...
>Put on Plasma gear and poncho.
>Crobat out the window.
>Last two post numbers are amount of posts until he gets there.
>>8192763
I think he got 8.5 million unovan dollars, however much P that is I don't know and yeah I'm stronger now, still not as strong as you though!
>>8192805
>Forgot to mention he's going to "Pyrite Town."
>This is what happens when I accidentally delete posts because I'm tired.
>Anyway not counting this.
>>8192820
Whoa! I did not know numbers even went that high!
>Walk into one of the local jewelery stores.
>Case the place.
>>8192899
>Stop gawking at hot dudes and make note of the cameras.
>>8192899
>>8192928
>Brock walks intro the store
>notices the pupcicle.
Say, Are you lost little glaceon?
Hey, Two Island guy here. I caught one of these, reading through a few books now, does anyone have any tips or things I should know?
>>8193005
don't teach it kill child.
>>8193003
No, sir. I think that gold necklace over there would look good on you, though.
>Land at Pyrite Town.
What the fuck...?
well i've been training and not been able to talk, but i got stronger since the last time i was on here
i can protect myself now
>>8192580
>Anon falls asleep in the goo dragon's arms
>>8192536
>>8192548
>Cuddles and hugs transcend physical location
>Dominantly snuggle both
>>8193005
Don't piss it off.
>>8193020
>brock does not speak pokemon
>bark bark
>noticing coldog starting at a gold necklace
Awww you want that necklace or something? It is a pretty nice one.
>>8193044
That's good to hear. Have you evolved yet?
>>8193063
>Nod and try to look as cute as possible.
>>8193013
I'll make sure not to.
>>8193063
Will do. Thank you!
>>8193084
no...
but i'm going to, soon, i think...
>>8193034
>Squint at ponchomcsquireclothes.
...Hello?
>>8193110
Howdy. Can you point me toward Pyrite Town?
>>8193084
>2cute
So were's your trainer at huh? Maybe they could get it for you.
>>8193139
Uh...
Technically, this is Pyrite town.
Was, is more correct though.
>>8193034
>>8193110
>Bear isn't recovered yet for guard duty.
>Enough of his fur has grown back that he's 'decent' though
>He peers up at the human.
...Hello.
>>8193139
...Uh...
>>8193101
Keep training. I'll give you a fight sometime.
>>8193142
...
>Sad dog noises.
>Roll to tear up.
>>8193155
Oh.
Fuck. I never got a chance to grab some crap from my house. You guys don't have like any piles I can root through, do you?
>>8193156
Hey fuzzball. Aren't you guys usually more fluffy?
>>8193204
..I suppose you could look through storage for anything that belongs to you?
Wouldn't want to keep any memorabilia from you or anything.
>>8193170
sure when i do i let's train, mama, did say that at my age i can decide if i can go on live on my own if i want to,and she said that if i want to come back she will always welcome me with open arms
(she is level 35 now by the way)
>>8193170
Awwww
You lost them? Don't worry! I'll help you get back to them!
>heroic pose
>>8193204
Let's just say... yesterday wasn't kind to me. At all.
>Bear shrugs, leaning back.
If you must know... that jeep out there crashed into one of the walls is mine. And after that crashed I had a bad run-in with the worst enemy known to Bewear-kind.
>>8193253
Well if you're ever in Unova I'm up to train.
>>8193271
>Sad doggo noise.
>Leave dejectedly.
>>8193283
An electric dryer without dryer sheets?
>>8193251
Thank you. Could you point me to that?
>>8193283
...You, uh, want my poncho? Probably about the right size for you and it'll keep the sun off a little better.
>>8193312
...I'm a bewear, not a banette or mimikyu.
But no, I meant fire.
>>8193051
>Snuggle back
>>8193329
Not a fan of Indian cinema? Huh.
>>8193307
okay, i decided that i'm grown up enough to leave home i'm going on an adventure to be strong to protect the one i care about
i'm setting out of the great marsh, that means i will stop being a kid and become a grown up
>>8193324
Yeah, uh..
>Point at the main buildings entrance
In there and down the hall to the left, take the stairs down, door on the right.
>>8193307
>following
Where you going now little guy?
>>8193346
No. As in my fur caught fire and burned off.
>>8193324
No, no, it's fine. 'Sides, I brought some gear from my recent road trip. Should be in the...
...
The jeep...
Fuck. Uh, one second.
>Bear goes out to re-investigate his crashed jeep. Or at least attempts to, assuming someone else doesn't stop him.
>Assuming he gets there unimpeded though, rolling for intactness of the stuff he brought with him.
>>8193398
Thank you.
>>8193419
...Alright. Hope that's all together. I can help you guys after I'm done.
>Head to the storage.
>Roll to find anything.
>>8193051
>boop the dragon
>>8193383
If you need any help there are usually Team Galactic guys hanging around that'll help.
>>8193414
>Doggo goes into alleyway across the street.
>He points at a brick on the ground and then the window of the shop across the street.
>Doggo noise.
>adri happily wakes up
>goes to work exitedly
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKny_ia8Fvo start playing
>>8193419
What'cha got, Ted?
>>8193476
Hmmmm
>attempting to piece it together
You want to give them a brick? That sure is odd....
>>8193476
but wasn't team galactic disbanded?
>>8193884
...
>Make the doggo version of a throwing motion.
>Point at the shop window again.
>>8193975
Oh? I hear the guy with the funny hair say they were still around. Well... There are a lot of ghosts, they're usually friendly.
>>8193845
I had a bunch of clothes and guns. Seems most of the guns were broken in the crash, but there's a few that are still intact, and... well, I still see a couple good pistols. Or at least, I think they're good?
>Bear takes out some military style garb, mostly fit for humans, although there is a vest sized for Ted himself. Roll if you want to see if there's something sized for your character
>As for the guns... a few broken M1 Carbines, a couple broken tommy guns, a couple shotguns (mostly snapped in two), and a few semiautomatic pistols. Oh, and some ammo.
>>8194008
You want me to throw it? I guess my reputation proceeds me! I don't think those shop keeps would enjoy it to much....
>>8194008
I guess they are still up in secret, i don't know how with those stupid clothes
>>8193448
>Stuff a few framed photos in bag.
>Leave.
>>8194053
Holy shit.
>Scope out of there's something that fits Orrefag.
>>8194077
>Doggo nod.
...?
>>8194102
Who knows? They look super weird...
>>8194053
..Nice haul, Ted.
>Fish out a regular shirt and a pair of cracked aviators
>Proceed to slice a hole most of the way up the back
>Because dorsal fin.
>Don unbuttoned shirt and shades
How do I look?
>>8194053
>Roll for plush armor.
>>8194173
Hot...
>>8194126
>Yep, there is
>The markings indicate it's from Orre's military.
>>8194173
...Like my trainer's superior officer was turned into a landshark.
>Bear gets out that vest and puts it on himself.
>>8194193
..Really?
>Shades flop off and hang off my snoot
..Uhm, do you have any tape?
>>8194148
Well i'm going to set out of the marsh for the first tme in a while
When i come back i'll as beautiful as mama
>>8194193
aww.
>>8194216
>Get the sharku some tape,
>>8194216
>Retrieve tape for Commanding Officer Shark.
>>8194253
>>8194193
Sorry, couldn't find anything sized for you.
>>8194148
Well alright. I'll show you how it's done. Now watch closely!
>pick up brick.
>clothes struggling against defined muscles
>take aim.
>muscles bulge further
>launch brick at mach 3 towards the unsuspecting store.
Brick'd
>>8194126
>Kol tries to escape from his Pokeball.
>Or at least make it wobble about or something so Orrefag can let him out.
>>8194253
Thanks huuun.
>Smooch the plush cheek
>Apply tape to shades
>Be the cool wakshark
...
>Pick up the plushbando
>Hold against chest and shield with fins
I am the armour.
>Smol sharko chuckles
>>8194213
>Snag that.
>Leave some money and food for the pokemon.
>>8194285
>Let the buggo out.
Hey Kol, these guys are friends, alright?
>>8194275
Its okay, thaaaank you!
>>8194300
>Hug sharkbando.
We're invincible!
>>8194282
>Alarms blare
>sirens in the distance
>>8194221
You sure will.
>>8194282
...
>Push him down the alleyway and point.
>>8194335
>Noting how long the police take to arrive.
>>8194318
Ok!
>>8194275
>>8194300
Hello!
>>8194329
Hey it's Stitchy, hello again!
>>8194221
>pet the scorp
>>8194329
>Smooch x2 combo
>Snug that plush husband good
Yep!
>>8194368
Howdy.
>>8194335
Damn pigs...
>>8194353
We should make like a rock and roll out of here
>>8194368
Oh! Hey, that guy's your trainer? He seems cool.
>>8194389
>Yiss.
>Smooch that husbandchest.
Next I gotta voodoo magic myself into something strong too so we can be even cooler.
>>8194379
>touches anons butt
wak butt
>>8194389
So uh, what's your name?
I'm Kol.
>>8194416
Yeah!
Thanks so much for helping me find him again, if you ever need help with anything I'll help as best as I can.
>Kol hugs Stitch.
>>8194353
Thanks mister, i'm going to grow strong, but for now i'm going go go find other pokemon to trail with
>>8194379
EEK
>>8194441
>Touches anon's crotch
>>8194492
a-anon this is going too fast
>>8194416
Uhh..if you voodoo-form yourself..can you still do the voodoo?
>>8194475
Bones.
..It uh, made more sense when I was a marowak.
>>8194498
Sorry anon i got carried away, let's go for out dinner
>>8194409
>Dig into bag.
>Toss spikes into alleyway entrance.
>Run out the opposite direction.
>adri excitement is bringing load of customers the cafe is going great, and the tip jar is overflowing
>>8194475
>Hug the bug.
No problem, Kol. Just keep being you, if we need any help I'll be sure to ask!
>>8194504
...Guess we'll find out? I mean my soul thing would still be a dead Banette soul so probably?
...What about Scales? Claws?
>He giggles.
>>8194527
>send out archeops
>fly tf out
......
Wait where's my wallet?
>>8194504
What do you mean when you were a Marowak?
>>8194550
I like you Stitchy, you're nice.
So where are we right now? I mean, obviously we're in some kind of castle but are we still in Unova?
>>8194550
..Sounds like it's time for science.
It'll probably still work, since even humans can do voodoo. ..Or at least that's what I've read...
>Boneshark: sit.
..Hmmh, I dunno.
>>8194662
..Uh, I was an alolan marowak a couple days ago, then Stitch here did some magic-y stuff and now I'm a landshark.
>>8194662
We're on Orre! This is our keep, it's where Pyrite Town used to be.
Uhhh... Your trainer came here to look for a thing.
>>8194734
We don't have to change your name, Bonesy. Hm... I might need to possess the body of what I'd wanna change into or something... Or get like blood for a better ritual.
What should I try?
durantanon here, my durant is better, she was just with is okay now, she is really energetic today
>>8194734
Alright then. You're weird, Bones.
>>8194759
You know I had a feeling I was in Orre again.
I don't know anything about Pyrite town, I don't know much about Orre aside from that it's a desert and that I don't like it.
Do you know what he's looking for?
Oh also, I think your Garchomp friend is weird, he sounds like he's hit his head a bit too hard or something.
>>8194788
That's good. Does your Durant dig a lot?
>>8194883
Got what I was looking for, Kol.
...Mostly.
>Show Kol a few framed pictures of a younger Desmond, Kol, Aron and Zubat.
>Another of Desmond, Kol, Golbat and Aron.
>Third with Desmond, Crobat and Lairon.
>>8194759
I know, it's just fun to think about that kinda stuff.
..Is garchomp blood good? It is dragon blood after all.
>>8194883
Never said I was normal.
>Sensible Chuckleâ„¢
>>8194883
Pff. Yeah he's pretty weird. Well welcome to Orre! You want sand? We got it!
>>8194917
Look how tiny you and Kol were!!
>>8194928
Prooooobably? But I'd rather not have to cut my husband open for rituals.
>>8194917
yeah she's digging a lot today, i need to be careful where is step in my backyard NOW
>>8194977
..I mean, all you need is a little cut, really. I wouldn't mind helping my favorite plush have some fun.
Buuut, if you say so.
>Smooch the plushbandos forehead
>>8194917
Oh wow, that first one was not long after you got me, if I remember right.
...I wonder when I'm going to evolve.
>>8194928
A good kind of weird though, like Orrefag's boss.
>>8194977
Are we at least near the green part of Orre?
I remember the greener part being nice, I met some water types all living together and stayed with them for a bit.
>>8194977
I wasn't that tiny.
>>8195122
We're gonna have to purify you or talk to a move reminder. Pretty sure Shadow Rush replaced Ancient Power...
>>8195090
Maaaaaaaaaaaybe.
>Kiss the dragonbando.
>>8195122
That's a bit further west, sorryyyyyy. Maybe you guys could visit Slash in his gay boat?
>>8189254
I wouldn't be able to own a glaceon because I'd be too tempted to taste her eyes and do other weird things to it. Those things look like delicious crystal candies!
>>8195308
why are you like this
>>8195213
>Kissu that plush husband
Love yooou~
>>8195199
Yeah, probably.
How does purifying Shadow Pokemon even work anyway?
...That reminds me actually, how much do you know about Cipher?
>>8195213
Maybe, the Sandslash and Yanmega seemed nice.
today sure is a great day of work
>>8195379
Do you wanna be a blood bound mindslave?
>>8195389
They are! The Sandslash is a raging homo though don't let him take you to his room alone.
>>8195448
...U-uhh.
I-I don't knoooww?
>He does know.
>Sorta flustered boneshark soundsâ„¢
>>8195389
Something about hanging around Agate I think? Something about the air...
Not much besides getting decked by one of them and seeing you get snatched.
>Awkward laugh.
...Sorry I wasn't strong enough to save you that day.
I think my boss works with one of their scientists now.
>>8195448
>>8195496
Is this gonna get lewd? I'll uh, get going I guess?
>Gesture for Kol to follow and start walking to Agate.
>>8195448
>The desert wind whispers in your ear
>"Slap the thicc wakshark rump"
>>8195447
>slaps ass
>>8195496
Yesssssss?
>>8195522
Maybe a bit...
>>8195541
On it!
>>8195496
>Smacc that ass.
>>8195308
What the fuck
>>8195448
>>8195496
...Right.
>>8195522
Well, I guess we'll find out!
Um...well I kind of ran into their leader, Greevil recently before I found you.
It's not your fault I got snatched, anyway we're both strong enough now so that won't happen again.
>Kol gives Orrefag a comforting hug.
Let's go, maybe your weird boss knows something about how to purify Shadow Pokemon.
>Kol follows Orrefag.
>>8189254
I've always wanted a Sylveon sex slave
>>8195550
woah, hehe, sorry man i'm already dating someone, now don't do that again
>>8195635
I'll make you my sex slave
>>8195603
>Squeakâ„¢
M-mayyybe..
>Cover face with fins
>>8195719
We can arrange that.
>Smooch that boyfriendo mouth.
>Roll to soul succ.
>>8195603
>Wind whispers again
>"Thank you..."
>Fades away
>>8195757
..c-coo-
>Smooch-ify'd
>No soul succ, but that's definitely some tongue.
(I can GMup something for zibel and crew if you give me a bit)
>>8195866
>Oh fuck that's a lot of chomp tongue.
>Soul tongue him back.
>anon nukes bones
>>8192875
So did you have something you wanted to do today?
>Kicks open the door to the parts shop in Gateon.
Where can I find stuff for a guitar, man?
>>8195971
>Make out with that based boyfriend
>..Move finclawthing down and touch the plush rump
>>8196050
>Shivers
>Why are you like this.
>>8196132
hmmmmm i can not think of anything yet....
what about you?
>>8196227
Same unless you wanna try training or something
>>8196247
>>8196227
>Slugma wanders by
>>8196272
Hey Slugma, how's it going?
>>8196285
I'm looking for people to train with, again.
>>8196211
>Sharp.
>Gay squeak.
>Keep making out with that sharkbando.
the date is going well so far, it's wierd him being the romantic one, i'm usually the one who starts, but hey i like that
>>8196193
>Splet dragon man.
>>8196322
Well we all three can go find somebody to train with if you want?
>>8196247
>flops on the ground
Yeah we could do that!
>>8196272
Helllllo!!!
>hugs slug
>>8196376
I wouldn't mind...
>>8196362
Is this how you greet people in Orre?
>He pays for the new guitar and walks past the eel.
>>8196459
>Splet dragon man again.
>>8196336
>Dig it in a little and do something like pic related
>Wow when did this happen what's going on here.
>This is weird.
>>8196522
Uncool dude. Let's rock.
>LV 70 Garchomp goes out.
>Garchomp Mega Evolves!
>Garchomp uses Crunch.
0 Atk Garchomp-Mega Crunch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Eelektross: 110-130 (29.4 - 34.7%) -- 9.4% chance to 3HKO
>>8196420
I am okay.
reaaaaally tired. how about you?
>>8196593
>Regret.
>Zibel uses Giga Drain.
252+ SpA Eelektross Giga Drain vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Garchomp-Mega: 41-49 (11.4 - 13.7%) -- possible 8HKO
>>8196599
Bored. It's hard to find people I can actually challenge.
>>8196593
>ICE BEAM BIG SCARY LANDSHARK
>>8196621
>Wind whispers in his ear
>"You fugged up"
>>8196661
>>8196599
Just tell me when you two are ready to head out.
>>8196621
Well that's-
>>8196662
Two against one? That's a hell of a thing.
>Garchomp has one hit left from either to be fair.
>Don't want to make sushi tonight.
>Garchomp goes for another Crunch!
0 Atk Garchomp-Mega Crunch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Eelektross: 110-130 (29.4 - 34.7%) -- 9.4% chance to 3HKO
>>8196673
>whispers of the desert wind
>"I'll fite you"
>>8196661
why is that? are you too tough or something?
>>8196695
yeah sure!
>follows super closely.
>>8196347
fug the horsebug
>>8196728
>whispers of the desert wind
>"I was here first messing with the scaredy shrew, you came afterwards"
>sand kicks up to form a hand flipping the other wind off
>>8196704
>GIGA DRAAAAAIN
Knock it oooooooof it's not even afternoon ye...
>>8196704
Heh heh, you came to the wrong neighborhood
>iCE PUNCH
>>8196756
>The voice of the desert wind comes the fuck back.
>"Bitch no you weren't I was. That was me."
>Sandhand birdflip x2 combo
>>8196781
>"Nuh uh!"
>sand hand punches the other wind
>>8196704
>Ice beam again oh god who is this spikey man with the spikey dragon
>>8196743
Everyone around here dwarfs me in levels.
Hard to level up when you get steamrolled on the first turn.
>>8196695
I'm ready.
>Follows Zorro and Sylvie
Any idea where to look?
>>8196791
>"You can't punch wind you fuggin.."
>Send a dust devil in the general direction of wind #2
>>8196791
>>8196824
>Sandslash is watching this happen from the S.S.Libra
>worried Sandslash noises
>>8196767
>Missed.
>>8196774
>Hit.
>>8196793
>Garchomp is KOed.
This is not the four way I imagined. Did you guys just want some EXP or somethin'?
>LV61 Dragonite is thrown out.
>Uses Fire Punch on Eelektross!
252 Atk Dragonite Fire Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Eelektross: 55-65 (20.8 - 24.6%) -- guaranteed 5HKO
>>8196837
>Wind
>Whisper lewd thoughts about Yanmega into his ear
>>8196796
>>8196743
Nope we'll just hunt around for trainers that look like they wanna battle.
>Swipe frankies unused translator and head out in search for trainers
>odds nothing
>evens find somebody wanting a battle
>>8196878
>Thunder!
252+ SpA Eelektross Thunder vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 69-82 (34.5 - 41%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>8196878
>Ice!
>Beam!
>The hug dragon!
>>8196915
Hmm nobody here willing to fight, lets try someplace else
>>8196878
I hate mornings, heh
>ICE PUNCH
>>8196878
>eating popcorn
>watching.
>>8196796
>>8196743
>>8196972
Hey you three, I wanna battle
>Youngster sends out a Jolteon (40)
>>8196921
>>8196959
>Miss'd.
>>8197004
Me too, senpai-chan.
>Dragonite is at half health.
>Dragonite uses Dragon Claw on Marshtomp.
252 Atk Dragonite Dragon Claw vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marshtomp: 69-82 (24.5 - 29.1%) -- 99.8% chance to 4HKO
>>8196882
>Sandslash was already thinking lewd thoughts about Yanmega
Thanks anyway.
>>8197040
>borks at the trainer
>fireblast on jolteon!
>>8197028
...
>>8196959
>>8197004
Guysssssss I think we should bolt.
>>8197054
>THUNDER
>>8197040
Okay then-
>>8197085
...
>>8197085
>It missed!
>Jolteon used Thunderbolt!
252 SpA Jolteon Thunderbolt vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 30-36 (10.9 - 13%) -- possible 8HKO
>>8197088
..hehe.
You said bolt again!
>>8197088
what. this is a pretty interesting battle.
>>8197054
Do you know where i can find any cake?
>>8197054
wololo
>>8197054
GAH
>ICE PUNCH again
>>8197088
We'll be fine, boss, eh...
>>8197114
huh?
>>8197134
>fireblast again
>>8197173
>The jolteon is just too fast and dodges the fireblast easily
>It uses thunderbolt again!
>>8197173
...
Can I fight him instead...?
>>8197088
>Dragonite is down.
>>8197149
After this battle I'll help you out.
>>8197151
Oh Arceus I look terrible in blue, dude.
>>8197167
>Miss.
Fuck this crap I'm changing.
>PKMN Trainer Ryuki has fled!
>Last four digits are cash left over.
>>8197192
>zap'd
I could not even hit a wailord right now!
>fireb-
>>8197204
ninetails switches out and sends out slugma!
I have the worst aim.....
>>8197144
>>8197167
But we gotta...
>>8197209
...That works.
>Time to calc that EXP.
>>8197222
You were doing fine...
You still hit more than I do.
And are way stronger than me.
>>8197192
>Slugma uses yawn
>>8197260
>The jolteon will fall asleep in one turn!
>Jolteon used HP Ice!
252 SpA Jolteon Hidden Power Ice vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Slugma: 21-25 (19.4 - 23.1%) -- possible 5HKO
>>8197319
>Dodges the ice blast
>Slugma uses flame burst
>>8197380
>Jolteon is hit by the fireblast!
4 SpA Slugma Flame Burst vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Jolteon in Sun: 62-74 (44.6 - 53.2%) -- 28.5% chance to 2HKO
>Jolteon uses Shadow Ball!
252 SpA Jolteon Shadow Ball vs. 252 HP / 252 SpD Slugma: 48-57 (44.4 - 52.7%) -- 23.4% chance to 2HKO
>>8197260
>>8197380
...
>is kind of super jealous about those hits
Whoa!
>>8197421
(Yawn?)
>Slugma ducks under the shadow ball
>Uses flame burst again
>>8197209
Heh heh, suits you.
>>8197241
>Ding
>Gask is now level 34
Heh, heh...tired.
>Gask used Rest
>>8197241
>LV71 get.
>>8197484
>Get mudfish and Remivolver and get the fug out.
>>8197447
>You missed
>Jolteon is fast asleep for 3 turns or until even dubs
>>8197536
>Jolteon is knocked out!
>Zorro and Slugma gain 787 experience points
>Youngster sends out Bewear (40)
>>8197517
>Lv44!
>B button: held.
>Splet eelfriend
>>8197560
>Kiss pistolfish.
>Toss Gask on his bed thingy.
>Gotta try to figure out how to fix the engine.
>Roll to see if it's just out of gas.
>>8197554
>Slugma uses smog
>>8197668
>Bewear is hit by a bout of smog!
>if this post is odds bewear is poisoned
4 SpA Slugma Smog vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Bewear: 11-14 (6.9 - 8.8%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Bewear uses Ice punch!
252+ Atk Bewear Ice Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Slugma: 41-48 (37.9 - 44.4%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>>8197616
!!
>Kiss the eel!
>Happy fishtol sounds
>>8197733
>Bewear is poisoned and hits itself with ice punch!
>>8197783
>Bewear bearly dodges the flame burst
>bewear uses Ice Punch!
>>8197744
>Best fishtol kisses yiss.
>Roll to see if Gask brought any gas while on the raid+murder.
>>8197793
>Miss
>Slugma uses flame burst, again
>>8197801
...?
>Drop fuel canister on ground.
>Roll for how much fuel is in it.
>>8197818
>bewear faints!
Slugma gains 1580 Experience Points
>Youngster sends out Dragonite (50)
>>8197801
>leans in really close
>eating popcorn.
>loudly
so what's an eel doing out here?
>>8197864
>Whispers of the dessert wind
>"I've got cake for you boy, follow me"
>>8197864
>Munching loud enough to wake up Gask
Gaaaaaaah...
>>8197864
>Squawks.
What are you doing out here?
>>8197831
Thank yooooooou.
>Fuel up the engine.
>>8197864
Eel thiiiiiiiiiings! Hey do you know where we can get some gas?
>>8197864
>Stare at the kid with weird hair
..Can I have a piece?
>>8197834
>Slugma uses yawn
>>8197905
gaaaaah?
>>8197897
>wips around
who the frick said that?
>>8197912
Looking for cake!
>>8197916
Yup. why do you need gas?
>>8197928
>offers a piece of popcorn.
I hope you like a lot of butter.
>>8197940
>The harsh sunlight fades
>Dragonite will fall asleep at the end of the next turn!
>Dragonite uses Fire Punch!
252 Atk Dragonite Fire Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Slugma: 59-70 (54.6 - 64.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8197968
Yesss!
>Munch popcorn
We need gas for our boat!
>>8197968
I haven't seen an-
Is that popcorn?!
That's even better then fries.
Gimmegimmegimmepleasegimmepopcorn.
>>8197968
I need gaaaaas to... Take... Remi...
to...
...
My mating grounds? Yeah! In Unova!
>Hand him the cash dragon man dropped and gas tank jug thing.
Can you fill up this tank and you can have the rest of the money?
>>8197977
>How is this slug still alive?
>Flame burst
>>8198025
>The Fireblast misses!
>Dragonite uses Fire punch!
>>8198005
>Stare at eelfriend
>Remivolver: turn pink.
why did you tell him thaaat.
>>8197968
We need to go fast... somewhere. Heh
>>8198005
Heh boss, that was supposed to be a secret.
>>8197985
>>8198003
>just gives them both the rest of the tub of popcorn.
Gas for your boat huh. can't you guys just swim there?
>>8198005
I don't want your money haha! theres a big can of gas out back.
>cracks open a root beer.
>>8197968
>Whispers of the dessert wind
>"Dont you want my cake boy?"
>>8198073
>>8198074
Sorryyyy...
>>8198086
Oh?
>Grab that shit.
>Refuel that ship.
Gaaaaaaaaaaask, you ready to go?
>>8198106
IT
IS
A
LIE
>>8198005
...
>>8198074
I guess, I didn't knew.
That's disgusting though, I'm bailing if we get there, I don't need to see that.
>>8198086
>Happy squawk.
>Dive in that big bucket of popped buttery goodness.
Thank youuu.
>>8198046
>40% HP
Ow...
>Fire blast
>>8198132
(Flame burst)
(Sorry)
>>8198106
Yeah! where is it? I can't find it anywhere in this heck hole!
>>8198126
you guys are kind of an odd group...
>>8198086
T-thank you!
For the popcorn and the gas!
please don't tell anyone about that.
>>8198115
It's okaaay.
>>8198158
>Squawks with a gullet stuffed with popcorn.
We juff shffeked tofeterrr.
>Loud munching.
>>8198086
Yawn...thanks, heh.
>>8198115
READY
>Roll to to stay awake enough to fuck off
>>8198158
>Whispers of the dessert wind
>"In a shipwreck you will find your cake in a safe with the combination being 1-4-8-9"
>>8198132
>It hits!
4 SpA Slugma Flame Burst vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Dragonite: 8-10 (4.8 - 6%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>Dragonite is fast asleep for 3 turns or double evens
>>8198160
>Smooch gunfish.
>>8198236
I heard Almia has a big oil rig. You wanna try there? Or maybe... Sinnoh?
>>8198249
>Slugma uses smog
>>8198285
>It misses
>2 turns left
>>8198291
>Smog, again
>>8198278
Heh, good choices boss. But there's still a ship in Hoenn to repair, eh.
>>8198313
>Whispers of the dessert wind
>"Somewhere in the Orrean Desert you should find it easily enough if you can fly like meeee..."
>>8198298
>Smog hits!
4 SpA Slugma Smog vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Dragonite: 7-9 (4.2 - 5.4%) -- possibly the worst move ever
>1 turn left, odds dragonite is poisoned
>>8198278
>Give besteel some fishy kisses
>>8198313
..I don't know?
Guys?
Why are we rushing so much?..
>>8198299
Yeaaaaah! Lets gooooo.
>>8198313
Nope! We're adventurers! Do you like adventure?
...You wanna join our crew?
>>8195342
Because ice pokemon make me debilitatingly aroused.