HG / Hunger Games Thread: Continuation of Gorey Games 39

I want to violently rape Muffet

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>>8182326
Screw the money, is the bird okay???

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>>8182256
"Are you guys sure it's wise to just throw them into this bag? Won't they break?"
>They yell at her to shut up and do it anyway.
>>8182306
>Ahri continues to back up.
Suz? Uh... What? What is it?
>She finds herself backed against a wall, the last thing she wants.

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>>8182326
Could you give us a good reason as to why we should?

>>8182241(Asuka)
Hm? What are you talking about? Are you telling me my guess was correct? You know, this hasn't been the first time I got some strangers name right on the first go. I guess you could say I'm a psychic~

>>8182256
Sorry, there's no time. I have to think about myself here too.

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>>8182256
>Satania chugs down the can of orange juice after having set the house ablaze. With a sigh, she looks at all that burns around her, ensuring a smirk appears on her face.
Ah, foolish humanoids thinking they'd escape the grasp of an archdemoness? That's the wrong thought and now they have to pay for it as they burn in the inferno for eternity!

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>>8182326
I don't have to sneek around, everyone freezes in fear once they see mee

>>8182353
I want to gently inseminate her and raise a family with her.

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>>8182326
Hmm. What a conveniently placed couch!

>>8182353
Hah, don't we a-
i mean uh... Disgusting! Shame on you!

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>>8182326
And even more dead weight! Not only that but a rat! Good riddance.
>>8182332
Glad you appreciate it, shrimp.
>>8182378
Psycho is more like it. What's your game?

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Uhh...S-Safehouse raid!

...Oh, man...

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>>8182326
We don't have the time to stay in a parking garage for that long when all they want to do is shoot police officers on a train.

>>8182407
Second link was for
>>8182331

>>8182332
>sorry about that

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>>8182326
Wh-Which buttons to I press to slow down? I do not understand this machine at all...

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>>8182410
And the slacker gets me done in. What a surprise...

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>>8182410
Keep all those louds bangs down, I'm trying to concentrate!

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>>8182410

>>8182410
>>8182301
>>8182421
Were this any normal circumstance, I know you would've fulfilled that promise.

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>>8182410
DAMN TRAAAAASH!

And that loser Gilgamesh is still alive?!
Shameful.

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Those guys are kinda scary...

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>>8182410
>As Ahri is gunned down, there's slow motion and sad music playing, the whole nine yards. She falls to her knees, a look of confusion on her face.
>As the kitsune tumbles forward, the scene fades to black...

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>>8182368
>She places her palm flat out on the wall beside Ahri's face. Oblivious or neverminding, Suz took advantage of her lack of resistance and leaned in close to make escape a near.impossibility

>>8182410
Peace through superior firepower. Good luck sorting all those guys out.

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>>8182407
I didn't know it was interrogation hour. I told you the truth already, so accept it. I can't help that I'm really good at guessing names.

>>8182410
You couldn't have waited until we were out, could you?

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>>8182407
Yeah it's real great, thanks a lot, idiot.

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>>8182326
One job and even then such a simple being fails at being useful... I really don't know why I would even hire a human to do anything right. I should've gotten one of the many demons that rest within the pits of cerberus to do it. O-Oh wait... th-there's a bunch of them coming at me!
>With a shriek, Satania runs away from the scene and flees into a nearby sewer.

>>8182410
>As she throws the stick of dynamite, she grins, looking at all the bodyparts and bricks that are caught in the mayhem. A ball of fire in the form of the devil's face pops up at the end, making her laugh in a malicious way.
Kuhuhu! That's what they get for defying me and not accepting me... I-It really didn't have to be this way... I probably should've started with something less heavy to start off my conquest...

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>>8182457
I'll add this to my collection of shiny stuff

>>8182440
Good riddance

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>>8182460
>Ahri looks around far more nervously than before.
Suz? What... uh... what are you doing?
What's wrong?
>She still has yet to try and escape, and now has no choice in the matter.

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>>8182443
I-I was holding back of course, my opponent was a just child after all! If I were to get serious I could have easily survived such a trivial confrontation.

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>>8182457
Do you think they'd let us join them? My parents would be proud of me if I was part of something like the FBI.

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>...I've ran this code probably 20 times and this event just now pops up twice with that error.

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>>8182457
It's days like these that get you high on life, but you missy just ruined my buzz! That's not lady-like. NOW PREPA-- Wait what? Is that a Bulldozer?

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>>8182527
It was a mask? I thought you were just ugly

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>>8182469
Well excuse me, but when some random guy just "guesses" my name, I get suspicious. You're not stalking me, are you? That's the last thing I need.
>>8182485
You're welcome, nerd.

>We have Luffy somewhere.
TOSS HIM OUT!

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>>8182527
>Satania sits on top of the building with a pile of cash on her lap. She swings back and forth while throwing out bill after bill, lighting them up as they dwindle down.
Catch them, fools! Before you know there's nothing left for you to catch... or well... th-that's only because of me! I do hope you realise that... I-I mean, the fire comes from my craft!

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>>8182527
So, is no onw going to pick it up?
>throws some more cash into the air
What a waste of time...

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>>8182506
>She simply strokes her fingers through Ahri's hair a few times with a goofy grin plastered over her face.
>Satisfied she backsteps and turns away.

>>8182440
Yeah. I don't like getting shot in the back running away, so I don't do it.

>>8182527
Anything for cheesecake....

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Guys, do you want to know a secret?

It was Ragi who made the HG ava sorter.

>>8182555
Which is EXACTLY something luffy would say, trips guy!
I'm wise to your shit, ERPfag!

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That bag is, uhh...really mean.

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>>8182589
Don't get all smug! It wasn't my damn fault!

>>8182514
You were a child once as well. Children can be powerful.
>Pats Alice's head
You're much more merciful than I.

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>>8182612
That trash bag is just the worst, lemme tell ya.
It ironically makes all these other whelps LOOK like trash.

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>>8182589
>Ahri lets out a long sigh, shaking her head after Suz stops.
>Once she's turned away, the kitsune responds by quickly wrapping her arms around the human's shoulders.
You're quite rude you know. There's a difference between teasing and outright scaring them...
>She leans in to quickly nibble on her ear before pulling away.

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>>8182612
You made the first mistake by thinking I'd ever come to your assistance and save your skin! You're nothing to me but another minion that's deplorab-...
>Noticing all the police gathering up, she runs away, screaming all the way till she's safe.

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Oh, hey, we got peace!

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>>8182612
If somebody wanted it, they would have started picking the money up when I was throwing it before, and if I don't need it and nobody else wants it, then I'm going to dispose of it in any way I want.

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>>8182615
Nah, but if you're the only one shooting in the right direction youre: A- making yourself an obvious target and B- losing control of the firefight.

>>8182652
>A light shivering laugh came as a result from the tickle of her ear.
Sorry, you looked like you needed to be scared and teased in that order.

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>>8182664
Or you can just fly away like any normal person, you idiot

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>>8182553
Who knows what I'm doing to you. Why would I tell you, a complete stranger, what I'm trying to do? I'm actually insulted that you're acting this way towards me. Is this how you treat people who try talking to you? You're so asocial that you demand people to tell you their life goals and ambitions before you let loose around them? Well, you're out of luck with me, because I'm not telling you anything. How do I know if you're not a stalker? How do I know if you're not trying to kill me? I don't know anything about you besides your name, where you're from, and your default angry mood! All because you leave yourself open just a tiny bit doesn't mean I have to. I'm not dumb enough to let people know that much about me.

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A lotta'ya are pretty alone, huh?

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>>8182664
O-Okay... I need you to remain calm, can you do that for a minute? I-It will be over in no time, I promise....

>>8182605
>>8182555

Not according to
>>8182051

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>>8182705

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>>8182698
Right. Psycho. Got it.

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>>8181677
>cant find the options file only a config file

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>>8182553
Sure, very thankful.
I don't need to deal with this crap right now.
I'll just wait for the next stupid death game so I don't have you insulting me every other minute

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Can'ya guys not fall?

N'...uhh...not get shot, too? I guess?

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>>8182739
This is the file you're looking for.

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>>8182729
Glad we've gotten this out of the way.

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>>8182757
Let go off my wings you stupid idiot! I can't fly away like th-

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>>8182695
Why would I look like I need to be scared and teased?
Sometimes your logic makes no sense at all, Cutie.

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>>8182762
>I already search but theres no file named like that

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>>8182695
It was a tactical retreat! It's not like I wanted them to fall down and screw us over in the middle of a vital maneuver!
>>8182754
And my verbal jabs will be waiting for you! Bring me a bento while you're at it. Thanks.
>>8182771
Y-Yeah. I feel the same, man...

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>>8182757
Just tell me a giant boulder won't fall down out of nowhere and start rolling towards me...

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Meanie!

>>8182783
What folder are you looking in?

>>8182783
maybe that's the problem

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>>8182781
Maybe logic isn't the right word.

>>8182790
Get better men. Or... have a better plan. It was hard to see what happened, all I heard was screaming and machine gun fire.

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Final three! Who's gonna win?!

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>>8182814
>that face

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>>8182800
>I looked in the documents one and the others but theres nothing
>>8182805
>what if I create the options file and you tell me what puts inside

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>>8182814
What IS the right word then?
>She puts her hands on her hips, tapping a foot against the ground.
Sometimes, when I think I understand you, I don't...
>She murmurs under her breath.
It doesn't change how I feel, but still...

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>>8182814
Nah, I think I'm better off just working alone. Others just make problems after all. Nice teeth by the way, must be handy when you can't find a can opener.

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>>8182790
Make sure to watch yourself. You don't know who or what is out there. If you're not careful someone might eat you up~

>>8182778
Go to sleep bby

>>8182843
that won't work.

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>>8182821
If there's no escape then I'M GOING NUCLEAR! QT, SHOOT ALL THE MISSILES!!

>>8182843
Did you buy the game on Steam or did you download it?
We could take this into Discord if you want.

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Last chance'ta say who's gonna win!

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>>8182831
Belongs on warmachines.

>>8182844
Weird.

>>8182848
Or if someone needs their face rearranged.

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>>8182854
>I'm going to after this.

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>>8182864
The Dandy man definitely has a shot at winning.

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>>8182856
>fug
>>8182862
>download it.... money is the only thing I dont have

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>>8182790
You'll get nothing and like it. Stop being lazy and get your own food.

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>>8182849
Don't underestimate me. I'm more than capable of handling myself.
>>8182868
Or that, but I'll let you know when I need to open some canned peaches or something.

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>>8182890
>Well if you want to hit me up on Discord I can see if I can help you fix it, assuming you have it.
>Isaac's my shizz after all.
>degeso#5565

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>>8182902
Sure, sure. I believe you, Asuka.

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>>8182899

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Congrats!

>>8182937
New thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDLj143lxVk

>>8182932
F

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>>8182897
I am sans bento. Bento bereft! You'd really let that stand? You monster!
>>8182924
Your sincerity moves me...
>>8182937
Congrats and thanks for hosting, Goat.

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N'here's the rest'a ya guys!

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>>8182937
You should be glad I let you win, weirdo

>>8182952
>Thanks for hosting

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>>8182868
Weird?
>Ahri just looks even more confused.
What do you mean?
>>8182937
Congratulations.

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>>8182932
>>8182899

For shame....
>He shakes his head in dissapointment.
.....for shame.

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>>8182937
Congrats to the winner. Thanks for hosting kid.

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>>8182902
Don't you want your face rearranged? I could snatch your other eye out so you could match instead.

>>8182952
>>8182937
Grats indeed! Thanks for the game.

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I hope that guy's here'ta get his thingy...

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>>8182937
Congratulations on surviving! Thanks a bunch for hosting, host!

>>8182951
Your ignorance makes me feel true hope.

>>8182952
Thanks for hosting.

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>>8182971
I mean, the word I'm looking for is weird.

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>>8182937
>>8182952
Even if I wasn't able to pay attention through the whole show, I'm still sure that it was filled with enough destruction to be called entertaining, so thank you for hosting!

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>>8182932
>>8182899
>>8182976
ALRIGHT DON'T PANIC I'M FINE. This is the last time I take a crazy job like this one!

>>8182952
You had to favor me in here, baby!

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>>8182951
Yeah I'm horrible, letting the whiny asshole go hungry. How could I let myself be annoyed this much.

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>>8182951
>>8182962
>>8182978
>>8182981
>>8182989
>>8182998
>>8183007
No problem! Thanks for playin'!

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>>8182981
I like my face just how it is. And they eye is still there, it's a long story...
>>8182989
Are you always this much of a smart ass?
>>8183030
Damn evil of you, ghost boy.

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>>8182952
Bah.
Congrats and thanks or whaaaaaatever.

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>>8183078
>Amami looks away for a brief moment and then looks back at fiery redhead
Are you still talking to me?

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>>8183001
Oh. Well that... makes a lot more sense. I was overthinking things I suppose.
>>8183078
Don't tell her that. She'll make you need that eye patch after all.

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>>8183078
Pff what? That's a first.

It looks... Cool I guess.... It's got character.

>>8181181
Splinter Cell Blacklist

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>>8183114
Hey.
Were you really scared?

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>>8183135
>responding to a two hour post

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>>8183112
Yup.
>>8183114
I get the feeling she won't. And I do need it. It's complicated.
>>8183116
Hm, At least you have good taste.

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>>8183168
Well you were advancing on me, not saying anything, any one would be worried if that happened to them!
For example, if I did that to you. I'm sure you'd be worried, Correct?

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hi
>hi

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>>8183184
You can't reply during a stealth mission, or the enemy will noticr you

>>8183202
>immediately sprays his shorts
h-hi..

>>8183202
Hi
>goodnight

>>8183211
True stealth operator detected

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>>8183078
Yeah, so evil I can feel some blight growing and yapping at me. It's really annoying. I wish it would just stop bugging me.

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>>8183202
>shoots

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>>8183211
Snake, this is a stealth mission

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>>8183215
uh
>um

>>8183216
>>8183231
hey wh-
>oh

>>8183245
>unshoots

>>8183245
>cums again and starts farting
o-oh. I um...

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>>8183201
Not a chance... I mean, I'd be feeling something but not 'fear'

>>8183200
I've yet to meet one person that had an eyepatch and wasn't interesting.

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>>8183239
Kept you wading, huh?

>>8183251
>reshoots

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check this 5 and ill beat my dick so hard i fall into a coma

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>>8183200
Oh I believe you. And she might if you keep poking her like that...
>>8183283
Oh really? Maybe I'll have to try that on you some day and see just how you react...

>I need to head out for the night. Good night everyone. Sorry.

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>>8183283
I have to admit: I've grown attached to it.
>>8183227
Keep that up and you'll turn into a wraith.
>>8183306
I'll take my chances. I poke what I wanna poke...

>>8183293
Ya dropped something

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hold up gimme a moment
now check this 4

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>>8183293
Nope! Its a 3!
Just beat your face instead.

>>8183336
Nope! Just a 6!
Closer than him, though.

>>8183293
Here's your five.

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>>8183306
You know where to find me Foxy.

See ya.

>>8183349
>5 off
You could not have possibly failed any harder.

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>>8183355
fuck

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>>8183355
Damn.

>>8183355
pwnt

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>>8183355
Gottem.

>>8183324
How does that come about anyway? Just woke up one morning and made a lifelong fashion statement?

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>>8183383
Let's just say it's work related...

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>>8183355
Aha! There it is!

>>8183245
If dubs, you have to stop shitposting and actually rp.

>>8183355
Heh

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>>8183396
Pirate?

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>>8183355
AAAAAAAAA FUCK FUCK SAHDGSGDSF IM LITERALLY SHAKING GUYS

>>8183399
Wew lad

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>>8183399

>>8183399
they are actually rping you cunt

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>>8183410
That one gets better every time I hear it...

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>>8183324
I hope so. Better that than get you food.

if dubs we all fucking die and 4chan is wiped off the face of the earth.

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Damn this game is fun

>>8183458
You mean THESE dubs?

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>>8183449
You must walk into that one a bunch, I'm surprised your nose isn't flatter.

>>8183458
aww

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>>8183467
Youre rocking the hell out of that shotgun dude.

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>>8183469
>she groans
Guh... I'll be back in a bit. I might even tell you why I wear this patch. You aren't gonna believe it though. Not that it matters to me...
>>8183450
We'll see brat.
>See you in a few.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNSJZKPkiU8

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>>8183501
Later then. See you around, Red.

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>>8183501
Yeah, bye bye.

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>walks back into the thread
I'm glad that German girl is finally gone. She's a complete psycho. It's worrisome that we let people like her around here.

>>8183526

Kifa and Souda should fuck

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>>8183488
Guns? Who needs em.
I got my ultimate god-like power!
...Not to mention, my ripped muscles.

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>>8183251
>>8183276
st-
>>8183399
>Tanaka passes out upon the get being conceived.

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>>8182989
ok so I hope you got some coffe to keep you awake because this is going to be a really long story and im going to str with the begginning ok? so anyway it was like two years ago I was formed as an idea and sent an indescribibly long time into the past when the universe was in a state known as litho it was pure litho matter and nothing else and in this I was born. I absorbed all of the power of the litho and used it to create a tangible physical form and using the last of my power I came back to the year 2017 here so I could stop alma elma from ever conceiving more borthers because the universe is now at it's maximum and I have seen into the future if she has another child it will be REALLY LEWD and it won't even be my brother it will just be my half brother because mom (FUCK YOU MOM) and dad got a divorce anyway I only have 2 more years left to stop this child from being born and the only way to do it is to kill her so that's why I've been trying so ahrd anyway now I'll moe on to the next chapter which is about my exalted exploits on the battlefield against the minions of alma i don't really have any proof that they serve alma but its pretty obicous becaust heye come form erp and thats where she lives so basically its the same thing to me. the first person i destryoed from erp was really stinky and i dont'ee even want to talk it about it aactually because... ew. anyway there were a bunch of others from her lair that I killed too but I can't really remember them/............. it t hink it must be a curse casted by alma that wipes my memory ugh well I guess thats another reason I have to destryo here as soon as I can. If she keeps eating my memoeryies like this I mi- OH RIGHT I FORGOT SOMETHING when I cam from the litho dimension in the past i used up the last of my energy an I didn't have any strnght left so I had to train very hard and I use my dad's sowrd to do it's pretty pwoerful and it's made out of his favorire kind of ocfee

1/2

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>>8183488
Is there anything better than bolt actions?

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>>8183566
...
Excuse me?

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>>8183355

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>>8183544
You've got a problem with Germans buddy?

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>>8183544
German, huh? Did she have, like, a lot of beer and pretzels? And say "nein" a lot while slamming her hand on a table?

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>>8183544
Wait, you're not talking about me are you? I may be German, but I don't think I'm crazy.

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>>8183550
I heard she enjoys doggy.

>>8183552
One day, we're gonna make a gun big enough to wipe a God out in one shot. Make way for the future Jingles because it's happenin'

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>>8183544
Just set them ablaze, dumb human. If you set them ablaze and make them realize that they're dealing with fire and inferno that comes from the depths of hell, you'll ensure that you'll get more than one word brought to your feet... I mean... that makes sense, right? You'll get them begging for mercy, which is perfect!
>Satania strikes a pose, hand resting in her waist as she points a finger at the boy. A malevolent tone pops up from her larynx as she closes her eyes.
Don't you think so...? I-It all does kind of make sense as they'll definitely be screaming for you to put it out... I-I would, that's for sure.

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>>8183641
A gun big enough to hurt me?!
Fuhuhu! That's the best laugh i've heard all day.

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>>8183641
What twisted curse caused that horrible deformation?

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>>8183583
Hang on let me catch my breath here buddy this is excausing.
*sips some cofee and inhales air very loudly*
oh sorry i sould pour you some too
*[pors some coffe into a cup and slides it overto you but it alls off the table and smashes on the floor but lithisto rushes over and laps it up*
anyway man this backstory stuff is pretty hard but anyway adter I ot my dad's sword I trianed every day an memidteed on litho emblems from my home dimesnion which granted me a small maounnt of pwoer which I used to brew into coffe in case i needed pwoer in a pinch against my battles with the forces of alma.... ypu ever been in a battle before because aybe you should you look pretty weak like you'd be ther first to die or something if a masasive fuckgh broke out anyway back to my sroty... I trina every day, I already said that mhmm... well I think that's pretty much it except for the fact that my brothers are slwoly being OH yeah I didn't tell you htat I have a bunch of brothers that are working with me to defeat alma but yeah now you know I haven't told them why they just listened to me and accepted it which is pretty stranges but tthey're like dumb or some thing? I don't know.

*lithisto streches*
I' m starting to lose my power so I need a to go mediate and restorem oeasome it if before I aofljedevovle completely intet to litho matetter which would bad ad because I would be gtuck like that and unble to comeple my plans so see you around oh and sorry about the coffe I ugess I odn't know my own stracneth netx time I'll tryin not to throw it so and any maybe you''ll get some.

Post things that tigger your autism

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>>8183596
Not at all! I've visited Germany before, but this particular German was rubbing me the wrong way. Very stand-offish.

>>8183605
She may not have had any pretzels or beer, but she was definitely twisted and...soggy if you know what I mean. She was about as angry as Adolf Hiter I'd say.

>>8183636
Of course not! You've never rubbed me the wrong way. At least not yet. There's always a time for disappointment.

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>>8183605
Mae not all Germans talk like that.

>>8183641
Nice legs.

>>8183647
>Replying to something that isn't a slide.
Holy shit.

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>>8183716
>>8183605
It's true. Most Germans are Muslim

>>8183711
>>8183501

>>8183711
Whenever I see someone name their character in a game after another character in the same series, yet never accurately cosplay as them.

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>>8183647
I've no idea what you're talking about. Setting her on fire won't solve anything. People go to jail for that. I have went once before and have no need to go back a second time. Please think before you speak.

>>8183672
Are you okay? Do you have brain problems?

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>>8183711
people who use bait rosters

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>>8183713
Wow. That angry? And soggy?

>>8183716
They do on T.V.! And in movies!

>>8183737
But I thought most Germans were Christian and all, 'cause the Nazis were.

>Someone is erping as scooby doo
please fucking purge ERP from existence

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>>8183713
oh and a few more thigns that iremember that ididn't tell you in the original storry there's also litho matter scattered around the place and sometimes it fucking expldoes os i it's also my respondsibility to find it wherever it is but i don't have any idea where it is like some could be realyl far understound and I couln't find it annd it would explode you know but eh I'll figure that out when I have to bridge to come to cross it I'm sure it will be fine the ammoount of power I'll restore to the litho realm when i defeal ALmao will bascially be enough to make me god kind but I don't want all of that pwoer so I'll make it into a cofee and distrubte it all over the world so everyone get a LITTLE bit stronger and it's not all convecner tared into one person because that kidn of pwoer ould cgo to yoyur head everybody knows that liek if you've ever picked up a book by aesop you'd read about the moreals fin his books or borthers hrim or something i don't know oh yeah and did I ever tell you about my borther autisto? He got a disease called cnacner but me and my other brothers went on a mission to get the cure from Lithuania on port KJunko it was pretty cool and we even destroyed a giant freaking robot... *sipps coffee* or maybee hteat was something else but the thing is that my borther Autisto is safe I feel like I'm leacing soem parts out do you know? Well its' tnot liek you would know about me because you're just some random guy hahahah this is some good coffee by the way it's too bad I didn't make neough to share it iwht you *pours some more coffee into his cup and sips it down* MAN.

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>>8183713
It's kind of a natural part of life to be disappointed. I just see it as an opportunity to learn from whatever potential lesson it could teach.

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>>8183668
Kifa. She's in a unit comprised solely of generically altered cuties that are actually bloodthirsty monsters on the inside.

>>8183661
Prepare to hear mine! Ahahahahaha!

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>>8183713
A German Girl was rubbing you off the wrong way?

Yikes, too much info.

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>>8183737
I have no words for this. Wow.

>>8183787
There's a number of things wrong with that statement but I'll let it slide since the chick with the gun fetish said something worse.

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>>8183787
Were is key word. Not anymore, it has been about 80 years since Nazis controlled Germany. Now they are run by SJWs who are all cowards.

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>>8183811
That's an...
ugly laugh.

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Kami-sama has forsaken me...

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>>8183787
That angry and soggy indeed.
This is actually interesting. A kitten knowing what German stereotypes are. How did you ever learn of such a thing? Do you also lick yourself while bathing?

>>8183797
Mr. litphisto, I have no idea what's going on. Why are you telling me this? Who's Almo? Who's your brother? Why didn't I also get coffee?

>>8183804
Have you learned anything from this place yet? I know I have. German's are quite scary if frightened.

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>>8183842
That sucks.

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>>8183767
You really think that's a problem? You do know that a person like her will end up in hell anyway, right? I might as well speed that up, or you! If performed well, she'll burn for eternity, just a little earlier so you don't have to deal with it. It's honestly not that hard to understand, you know?
>Satanichia shrugs and sits down on a nearby table. She opens her eyes and turns a bit more serious, half-lidded eyes focused on the boy. Her hands placed underneath her chin, fingers stretched along the contour of her face, she let's out a sigh.
I'll bring it to you in an easier way... I'm an archdemoness, I don't care about the police! I just care about giving these people what they deserve and soon enough planet earth will be mine to rule, once it's actually brought to ground... that is. All I'm saying is that if I were to burn her to the ground, it'd be beneficial to both of us kuhuhu~!

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>>8183842
I forsake a lot of people, kid.

>>8183842
kys kuga

>>8183795
Ruh roo Raggy.

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>>8183842
Who the blyat is this Commie-sama?

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Hey fellas.

>>8183896
Go shitpost ERP. They're fucking eachother as dogs.

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>>8183896
...you again?

>>8183862
False god

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>>8183835
What?! That's awesome my hero laugh. Easily the best one.

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>>8183909
Without furry porn?
>>8183918
Sup jester.

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>>8183825
About the Germans being Muslims?

>>8183834
As long as they don't commit genocide, they're a-okay with me!

>>8183855
Some of it from history class, some of it from those war documentaries Dad watches sometimes. And, no! I shower! Like normal people!

>>8183939
Scooby fucking doo.
Need I say more?

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>>8183858
Yeah...
>>8183862
You're not my Kami-sama, I don't even know who you are.
>>8183872
I'm not Kuga-san, please stop calling me that.
>>8183888
Kami-sama, not Commie-sama..

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>>8183811
Women turned into monsters, to hide thier predatory nature with feminine charm. The production of this unit sounds more like an abomination that must be stopped. But, is there any hope that these beings are capable of reform. Could they be trained for good Suzumi?

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>>8183955
Be right back.

Night HG

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>>8183855
Well...I did learn magic exists. So yeah that is kind of a big deal I guess. I think that's a overblown stereotype though. It's probably because German kind of sounds intimidating when used with passion.

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>>8183941
They are committing Genocide, but though the migrants invading and eliminating the Germans there, and turning it into a caliphate.
>>8183960
They sound exactly the same to me. Hard to understand your accent, so that might be one of the problems.

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>>8183855
Actually it's Lithisto haven't you been listening? Should Isatart over from the bregiiinging also if you want some coffee it will take awhile beuse I have a very speciic brand I drink first I have to go deep into the mountains of nipal and find a very specific flower that only blooms once a year and then eat it. and then I'll spit it out becasue itausually tastes like POOP anyway after that I punch the ground so hard I go flying into space and from there I ride to orbit into the sun and grab a couple of solar flaires and put them in a bottle and then puch off again and ride the orbit into the moon and wait why am I telling you this whenI could be grabbing the coffee stuf now.

*grabs you and punches the ground so hard he goes flying to the moon with you in tow but before they leave the atmosphere he tells you to hold you breath and also he covers you in a blen of coffe that protects you from the thermoshpere and the vaccum of space that he is immune to*
anyway now I go to the cmoon and
*they land in a crater on the moon, head frist*
and i grab some rocks from this hole, if you can look closesly you can.. oh wait this isn't the right hole
*he grabs you and punches off ahain and they land in a differne spot*
ah ehre we are anyayI just grab some dirt from here and put it in the jar from the sun luckily I already have a bottle from the sun I got earlier and plop, there we go now we just have to go to the bottom of the ocean and get a tooth from a shark, yeah it's pretty easy to do but it makes the favor better so here we go
*he punches off into the ocean on earth and throws you at the shark hard enough to knock one of his teeth out and grabs the tooth and pits it in the jar*
ok now we have to go back to mount evverst or whatever brecause that flower I spit out will fertilize a DIFFERENT kind of flower that also grows once a year after being cross bred with chewed up remains of the other flwoer any questions by the way???
>>8183983
goodnight
*tucks you in*

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>>8183941
Yes exactly that. At least I know you're just...you, that chick's on a whole new level. Oh, I tried to look up your cult friend from the other day too.

>>8183842
Is a fake kami-sama! ERP is full of agressive clones!

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>>8183963
Nah, they're alright gals. Just another merc unit out there in there in the world. They're like one big happy family, y'know?

>>8183978
based

haha wheres the game guys

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>>8183934
no No NO!
THIS is a real laugh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0
Take notes, people.

>>8183939
Nothing, cat man.

>>8183927
>>8183960
You may call me a false god, but i still have the POWER of the gods.
So i'd suggest kneeling down and praying!
The name's Kefka, by the way!

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>>8183861
I don't think that girl is worth my time. Why should I suffer while still alive despite making her suffer for all eternity? It's not worth it. I like traveling too much to do that.
If you want to burn her then go ahead. If you're truly an archdemon than you should fear anything. Do us all a favor and take out the trash, Satanichia. Maybe Germany will get a hint after this.

>>8183941
People...since when were you people? You're a cat, just like how your friend is an alligator. Don't take it the wrong way! I find you both to be very interesting. A cat watching war documentaries...now that's something!

>>8183988
Magic exists, eh? Are you sure you're not being fooled? You know what they say about blonds. Sometimes they're a wee bit too dumb for their own good.
Go ahead and use some German, please. It has been quite some time since I've heard someone speak it. Don't worry, I don't know enough of it to decipher what you say.

>>8183842
Then you must strive to regain their favor.

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>>8184005
I'm sorry, but what? Who's killing who?

>>8184007
Oh, yeah? Is his cult crazy and happy and crazily happy?

>>8184060
We're like people! We're just...not! We eat food, and watch T.V., and commit crimes just like you guys!

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>>8184052
I must run but my legs won't move...

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>>8184006
Litphisto...please stop this. You're making me tired. Why not just write a book and give it to me to read later?
>he says this all while getting punched

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>>8183960
That person may have, but that does not mean you should also forsake yourself.
>>8184023
So they ARE more than mindless monsters. Your unit has not earned my trust. However they have been given the benefit of the doubt for now. Do not let that go to waste, or I will lay waste to them as if they were any demon, is that understood?

>>8184107
Sit on my face!

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>>8183724
im impressed
>slowly claps

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>>8184093
Muslims killing the Germans though riots. They are also killing German culture with help from German government and EU by replacing it with the worst Islam brings..

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>>8184060
This girl named Rika...she showed me some impressive stuff. I tried to ask her what's the science behind it, but she just brushed it off. I can't really explain it either. I'm not a scholar. Sie hat nicht alle Tassen im Schrank...

>>8184107
*Lithisto carefully pulls out a pair of tweezers and plucks a petal from the flwoer with the precision sof soemthing EXTEREMELY precise and then he puts it in a small plastic bag before throwing that tweezers thing off the mountain
*anyawy you just hold on to this
*he opens you mouth and places the petal inside*
and now we have to walk to Saint Peteresburg from here so I hope you have tennis shoes on and not like some kind of girly sheos or something anyway
*they walk all the way to russia*
um I have to remember where it is so just stand there and try not to freeze to death while I pull out my ophone and look at this map gmm oka so it says we have to go over here come on I hope you still have the petal and haven't swallowed it by the way.... darn it's pretty colde here haha I'm glad I have this coffee to warm me up
*lithisto remembers what you said earlier about writing a book*
Hmmm... Well now that I think aout it I could right a book yeah that would be a pretty good idea.... I wonder if it will inspiere some people to help me in my endeavores....?
But yeah anyway I think I'll go do that. Thanks for the idea buddy!
*he goes to wrtie a book, leaving you in the middle of nowhere in russia*

>these passive-aggresive "rp" against junko
my sides

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>>8184164
((FORGOT IMAGE!!!))

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>>8184093
>Drops toasted phone in front of her

The battery blew up when I tried typing that town thing into the search engine. I tried looking his name up on the computer and my power went out. Whatever your new friend is in it's got some sort of shy divine intervention or some shit.

>tfw want to meme on these one-liner kids with my detailed, engaging RP but I can't decide which character to use from my diverse and wide-ranging cast of avas

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>>8184117
Hey, go nuts if you must. Less competition for me and mine. I might miss em, but only a little.

>>8184200
>muh rp skill

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>>8184144
Can't you just, like...tell them to leave?

>>8184184
Holy crap! Does this mean he's an alien? When there's UFOs around, the power goes out and things blow up!

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>>8184093
Commit crimes? Please go on about that. You've caught my attention with that oddly specific wording.

>>8184128
I don't think that's a good idea.

>>8184159
Rika...what a troublesome girl she is. If I didn't know any better I would have thought she was also German. I'm amazed she hasn't tried threatening you like she has to me. All for no reason to...
>Amami flashes a wide smile at the girl
That didn't seem all that threatening. Give me something that's a little more terrifying. I want to hear some passion in it.

>>8184164
>>8184179
Please don't do this to yourself. Take a nap and rest up. You're draining energy.

>>8184200
>detailed engaging RP
read:46 adjectives and a verb and 2 other sentences that are the same thing but reworded

Condense that fucking shit. You think in real life I'm gonna let you fucking monologue to my face? No fuck that ima slap your fucking ass for talking to long then say what I want to say before I walk the fuck away from your autistic ass.

>>8184222
>being mad that you'll stay beginner-tier RP for the rest of your life because your brain is too small to even comprehend my vast knowledge of the English language and how to apply it to the interesting situations I create in my RP

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I'm back!

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>>8184207
Your lack of loyalty is why I train warriors, not mercenaries.
>>8184200
>Go ahead. Just pick one at random

>>8184159
>There's a distant shout of "I HEARD THAT"

>>8184200
ha, who the fuck are you to think that you can talk shit? your rp is worthless next to mine, all rp is. there's literally no point in people like you to bother trying when i will always eclipse you in rp skill. my rp is so dense, every single word is a metaphor, every sentence has a hidden meaning that only the elite can decipher, the most learned, the scholars and such. my rp makes Moby Dick look like it's only using similies, that's how fucking skillful i am. my grasp over the English language is unmatched and in my works i am able to expertly utilise every technique within the English language to their full potential.

>>8184277
Thank you for your service.

>>8184277
wb

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>>8184296
Eh?
That's too many words.

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>>8184245
Then two things will happen. First, you will get attacked by violent and ruthless migrants who kindly ask to leave, and second, you shall be called a
>takes deep and long breath
Sexist, racist, misogynist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, white supremacist, Nazi, and a ton of other watered down words. You understand now?

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>>8184278
Whatever. That's how the business works. If we get hired by opposing sides we've got no choice but to fight. They probably feel the same way about it, except they wouldn't even bat an eye.

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>>8184245
Whatever he is they don't like being searched on the internet and they owe me a new work phone. I was ready to toss my laptop out the window and hunt you down if it blew that up too.

>>8184313
I think he's saying he can write better than other people.

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>>8184256
L-like what? You want me to threaten you or something? I don't want you to be offended.

>>8184283
Uh oh. But even she acknowledge she has anger issues... I try to help.

>>8183564
>rapes

>>8184338
>>8184245
in soviet russia all you have is imperialist and american

>>8184313
let me condense it for you:

i am better than you in every conceivable way when it comes to rping. i haven't even begun to peak yet and already the world is feeling my might, and boy, when I do peak, it's something that this universe will feel. it would not be the same without me. men of literature have stopped turning to the classics for inspiration and have instead begun to study my rp as a means to better themselves. while they despair that their work could never ever compare to mine, they are content with knowing that God allowed me to grace this earth and bless them with my rp skill.

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>>8184347
Oh, really?
Well i'm the best writer i know!
Mostly because i destroyed all the other writers i once knew.

>>8184379
Bah.
Still too many words.

>>8184260
Why are you in such a rush to get your ebin condensed RP out? Do you have somewhere to be, darling? Of course you don't, because you're an underage who has no life outside of HG, you just sit with your thumb up your ass and your sippy cup in the other hand trying to cum to your avas that you only picked because they looked cute, and not because of their fascinating and storied personalities like my characters. Just face it, you'll never be as good as me.
>>8184296
That's funny, because I could have sworn I was pulling all of that off while you were in your daddy's balls. You're just a follower dude, a carbon copy of the pioneers who came before you. I'm an original, the fucking pinnacle of achievement in RP here. You just want to be me so bad, it's almost embarrassing. Go back to showing off your hilariously bad avas to your buttbuddies while the adults in the room actually have meaningful conversations, unlike your pseudo-intellectual horseshit.

>>8184256
Are you a cop? If you are, you have to tell me! That's what Aunt Mall Cop told me last time I was in the back of her cruiser.

>>8184338
That would suck, especially since I'm none of those. What is Germany gonna do?

>>8184347
Do you think he thinks we're on to him? He's not gonna like, poison us when we're not looking 'cause we know his secrets, right?

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>>8184401
>

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>>8184377
Now now anon, you also forgot Capitalist and Western Spy.

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>>8184368
>As soon as the anon reaches for her buruma, Tanaka springs back to life, staring wide-eyed at the wannabe rapist.
Ehhhhhhhhhhh...what are you trying to do? Leave Tanaka alone while I nap...

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>>8184401
Keep that path until new leader fixes it, and I think you will get a pass since you are a girl and an animal person.

Is my boy Sergeant Feels around?

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>>8184005
They're not the same and I'm saying it very clearly, maybe it's just you.
>>8184014
You think so...? It looked and sounded like the real Kami-sama.
>>8184052
I'm not going to kneel before you, I don't kneel to anybody...
>>8184085
How should I do that? All I did was join a game in her domicile and she became really angry with me.

I'm gonna go see if she'll talk to me again, please wish me luck.

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>>8184363
Don't worry about it. Get all the pent up anger you have out on me. Chances are I won't understand a lick of what you're saying, so don't feel as thought I'll get mad. I just want to hear that passionate germanic language once again.

>>8184401
Do I look like a cop to you?
What I'm interested in is hearing how you managed to get away with the crimes, no so much as what the crimes were. I doubt there's much a small thing like you can do.

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>>8184444
You don't kneel before anyone?
See, this is why kami-sama forsakes you.

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>>8184444
I don't think so. Good luck on that, you will need it.

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>>8184384
You're really something aren't you?

>>8184401
I don't think he'd poison us, we can't even really die here and I don't think anyone's followed another player back from one of these things. He probably doesn't even know, my phone was shit and the apartment's had electrical trouble before. He's probably just weird and we're overthinking this.

>>8184363
>There's distant grumbling in Japanese as the tank girl fucks off back to whatever she was doing before

>>8184384
>>8184388
allow me to condense it further:

my rp is unmatched simply because i assume my role so well it's as if the actual writer for that character is present within these threads, when in actuality it is i, who through hours upon hours of research have been able to assume their role. i become them. i'm no longer roleplaying at that point, i am the character. when you talk to somebody i'm playing you're no longer talking to me, you're talking to the very character itself. that's how good i am. i can't even begin to count how many people have "confessed their love" for me as i play their waifu's because i'm so damn good at it that for the moment i play them, they forget they're roleplaying. they drop their own role, too busy being stunned and amazed that they are actually talking to their waifu in real life. i've never had a roleplay session last because all my partners eventually confuse me for the real deal.

you may think i'm repeating myself a lot, but that's because you're a simpleton. i employ repetition to hammer home the point just how good i am, how godlike my rp is and how you can't even dream of ever achieving the level of professionalism i have gained through my numerous hours of study and labour. the writers themselves beg for me to take over their characters as i handle them with more delicacy and care then they ever could and because i am more capable then them. allow me to reiterate - they BEG me to do their jobs. even if it puts them out of work. has it dawned on you yet just how elite i am? how my existence has already erased and undermined the value of every single piece of literature thus far because i'm just so much better than them? you are insignificant, useless and should never, ever roleplay again.

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>>8184442
I don't live in Germany, though. Mae Borowski is 100% not German! It won't affect me!

>>8184447
It's easy! You just do them when no one's around, and then run away really fast. it's the perfect crime, every time!

>>8184481
But...your phone exploding...the power going out...both while trying to find out more about this creepy guy...

>>8184444
You can only ask for their forgiveness, or for what manner of repentance they need. Good luck.

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>>8184060
Perhaps I should! It'll be a great statement if the archdemoness herself takes care of the trash... but then I'd have to get my hands dirty on litter...
>Satania's grimace turns into a disgusting one, her lips raising and her eyebrows frowning.
Y-You really think you can't just take her out yourself? I really don't want to dirty my hands cleaning the mess that'll come forth out of burning her. There'll probably be a lot of smog and a lot of toxic waste... I-I might be the queen of hell, but I got to think about the ecosystem at times!