HG/Hunger Games Thread: Parkour Edition
>>8169900
First for host when
In a post apocalyptic world, one man is transported from the microwave dimension to feast upon the remains of those who once lived.
Rated R.
>>8169914
give me a sweet /co/de and I'll do it
>>8169930
Someone give this man a code fuck
>Chatting with a qt
>She's an absolute fuckin thottie
>Ask if she wants to cuddle
>Tells me to fuck off and calls me a faggot
>>8169957
>I know those feels
Shitpost on /b hg. It may cheer you up
>>8169963
Y cuddle wen u can get ur doodle bit doe?
>>8169957
That image is gay as fuck
>>8169930
tIcCiQY1
i think the lot of you are awesome
>>8169997
Give me 24, and have one of them be a monkey please. They are the funny animal
>>8170022
Toyota MR2
>>8170022
Dapper Plague Knight
>>8170022
Kefka Palazzo
>>8170022
Natsuki Subaru
>>8170022
Baki
>>8170022
Sanae Kochiya
>>8170022
Black Lives Matter
>>8170022
cat
>>8170022
The Troll Slaiyers
>>8170022
Eggman-kun
>>8170022
Nanahira
>>8170022
Super Macho Man
>>8170022
Bell Cranel
>>8170022
Evil Mario
>>8170022
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8170066
>>8170022
Youmu
>>8170022
a ghost
>>8170022
Negative Man
>>8170022
Raphiel
Lucy Loud
>>8170022
a mankey
>>8170022
Parsee
>>8170022
Your Boy
>>8170105
Nepeta
>>8170022
Jackie Chan
>>8170022
Lum!
>>8170022
Lottlefonger
>>8170112
Thanks for the last minute heroics, monkey man
Anybody wanna do a swap??? 5 mins
>>8170111
Quit posting such cute images! You're gonna give me diabetes!
>>8170132
Remember to stay hydrated, HG.
>>8170133
>Goes back into my box.
>>8170156
My thirst for anime girls cannot be quenched.
>>8170164
Maybe it would after a nice glass of wa'a'h
>>8170157
>takes box n runs
Just as plannedd
>>8170132
It's off to war for all the tributes. Monkey is done giving that wench the clap and heads out to do his duty.
>>8170179
Good luck, everyone.
>>8170179
Monkey manages to score with a hottie. Just another day in the life for monkey.
>>8170197
Damn, it ran away
>>8170197
>negative man killing a positive ghost
poetry
>>8170197
Ugh.. damn backwoods little stupid... dumb... ugh, who puts a forest in a fighting arena?!
Whatever. I'll find my way out when i want to.
>>8170197
That was amazing! How'd you all know the right time to push?
>>8170206
life imitates art
>some poetic fuck
>>8170197
While a monkey is busy keeping alert and his senses sharp, a mankey is being a little coward and hides behind some weird cat thing
>>8170212
>>8170197
huh.. Gheb's event is actually pretty in-character
>>8170179
This is what I get for advancing quickly...
life is like a hurricane
>>8170217
Sanae-tan...do you really hate me this much?
>>8170217
It took that many of you to kill a mankey? How many of you will it take to kill the real deal?
>>8170221
>>8170206
Ahh, it's as they say...life imitates art.
>>8170217
>>8170231
What? Of course not, I was just testing how well your reflexes are!
And don't worry, I was aiming lightly away from you , it wouldn't have hit
>>8170217
That's right! I'd think twice before facing the mighty Kefka! Or hell, better yet, don't even face me at all.
>>8170238
Arrows? Really? As if some sharp tiny sticks are going to hurt me!
>>8170238
Why do people keep hiding behind that cat thing? Is she really that imposing?
Also it's peace day
>>8170238
You've made a wise choice, the might of the gods is anything but weak
>>8170262
I'll just come back later, it seens you have company
>>8170262
Running? Me?
NAH! I'm just... strategically walking. Obviously!
>>8170238
They'll pay for what they've done. I swear on my life to get revenge for what they've done to me!
>>8170253
That's your coverup story, isn't it? I won't be fooled by you! You could have tested it in any other way, but you had to do it in a way that could've killed me!
>>8170262
Please understand that I'm not cut out to be a soldier! I've never even had any training yet!
>>8170262
How does one lose sight of a massive crowd of people?
OHHHH it's night, nevermind, my bad.
>>8170285
Well, you do have a point, the idea looked better in my head.
I hope you can forgive me.
>>8170262
Yup! I'm here alright.
>>8170298
Sanae please do not injure my boy.
>>8170298
Typical of these kinds of people to blend in during the night.
>>8170301
I don't think I can. To think I thought you were cute enough to stalk and annoy. I'll be packing my bags and leaving that shrine you've invited me into. Good luck finding another shut-in to take advantage of.
>>8170298
Hah! That's right!
Don't mess with the best, loser. Just a stepping stone on my quest for power.
>>8170318
Yummy. Gotta love lots of food.
But what's more, countless people are dying while i'm eating it?
My compliments to the chef!
>>8170318
Ain't so macho when you're up against my boy, are you?
>>8170318
That'll teach those idiots to destroy their own city!
Take better care of yourselves next time!
>>8170318
I wasn't expecting a horse to be this fragile, oh dear.
We should give it a proper burial.
>>8170322
No, come on Subaru, you have to understand that I didn't mwan it that way.
I wanna hug suby-tan
>>8170339
Gak! Guh! Blah! Haah~!
>>8170339
Uhh... thanks for the haircut?
You shouldn't sneak up on someone like that
>>8170339
lol monkey
>>8170339
Now we'll be working with combinations this tim-- Uh. Are you okay?
>>8170350
>tackle pounces
>glomps you
:3c
>>8169990
You're gay as fuck
>>8170358
>fires a catapult
>>8170358
Finally, some food. I'm starving
>>8170339
>>8170354
BAH DARN! I mean, uh... yeah. I figured it'd be a "nice" surprise...
...till next time...
>>8170358
Well, this won't be the FIRST army i've overthrown. Guess i may as well join.
>>8170358
Arrows rain down upon the battlefield. Who dies? Who survives? Read this slide and find out!!!
>>8170382
Until next time, then.
Just be careful out there.
>>8170343
Like I can believe such blatant lies! You kept sweet-talking me just so you could abuse my kindness! To think I donated the last of my money to that lousy shrine of yours too. I'm gonna have to get it back before I leave. I can't have you using my money for other frog related headgear.
>>8170349
No you don't. You wanna hurt me like all the other people.
>>8170373
you're late as fuck
>>8170393
Why didn't you guys scatter!
>>8170371
Wh-what the hell're you doing!? Treat me like the protagonist I am, dammit!
>>8170393
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8170393
Hmm... Gotta break a few eggs to get an omelette, i always say.
The guy was buff and sweaty anyways. Not a big loss.
>>8170396
Yeah i'll be careful... Oh wait, you died.
What a shame! Except not!
Hahaha!
>>8170409
What?!
NOOOOO NOT AGAIN!
I NEED TO BUILD BETTER TOWERS!
>>8170409
I was rooting for the little monkey to pull through. What a shame.
>>8170398
I haven't told you a single lie, I would never abuse someone like that.
I know you're upset with me, so I'll give you some space.
>>8170418
There's no need to rub salt on the wound, sir.
>>8170428
Yeah, congratulations. Enjoy your plague, it's karmic retribution for killing the monkey.
But seriously though, good job!
>>8170431
As was I. He was my boy, you know.
>>8170436
here be them all
>>8170428
I can't believe that ugly girl not only won, but she killed that poor defenseless monkey as well. Has she no shame?
>>8170432
You're going to have to give me a lotta space. Like...this entire planet. You're going to have to find a new one to go to, Sanae.
>>8170436
What a waste.
>>8170442
Thank you for hosting
>>8170398
But ur too cute to hurt
>>8170442
Thanks for hosting, although the mighty Kefka may not have won.
Back to being bored.
>>8170442
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8170402
N-No you
>>8170460
Has it ever occurred to you that I'm not cute? If I'm anything I'm handsome. A handsome man that'll one say do what I was put here to do, whatever that may be.
>>8170449
You're a waste.
>>8170442
Thank you for hosting.
>>8170445
Errr ....
Well, if that's what you want
>>8170478
Are you actually going to do that?
>>8170502
Well, I can try.
The moon seems like a nice place to stay, but the inhabitants wouldn't be welcoming
>>8170506
If that's the case, then I don't think you should go there.
How about Pluto? I don't think anybody is living on Pluto.
>>8170524
Are you really that mad with me? It would take a lifetime to get to Pluto.
>>8170553
Of course I'm that mad at you! Who wouldn't be mad at someone that tried to take their own life! I've only got one, and I don't want it cut short! Since you've got magic on your side I don't see how it could take that long. Just...I don't know, fly or something.
paying 50 $ if some cute anime girl comes and pisses in my radiator
>>8170442
Congrats, Parsee! And thank you, host
>>8170571
No amount of magic will turn Pluto habitable or allow me to survive the vacuum of space.
Can't we just forget about that little accident earlier?
>>8170598
Fine, you win. I'll forget this little thing happened, but don't like I'll let my guard down around you. There's no telling who or what wants me dead. Being the MC puts me up for more attacks than I've ever wanted in my life. It's a burden I must carry with me until the day I die.
>>8170598
You could use a spacesuit for the second one
>>8170598
>is a yokaj that doesn't need to eat or breathe and retains physical form
>can't survive vaccum of space
>>8170609
Thank you, it won't happen again, I promise!
Also, I never knew you were a MC, you don't really look like one. Could you let me hear some of your songs?
>>8170625
Using a spacesuit properly would take years of training, and I don't think I'm cut to be an astronaut.
>>8170625
But then I can't see her armpits
>>8170635
One of my what now? I said MC, not MC. I'm the guy that has to fight evildoers and rescue the damsel in distress. I don't know how you got singer from that.
>>8170631
I'm not a youkai, how could you even compare me with them?
I'm just a human like everyone else here
>>8170654
Oh, I get it. MC as in main character.
I think you mentioned that before. MC can also refer to being a rapper
>>8170674
Sanae-tan...do you have anything in that head of yours? I thought I could be dumb, but you're really striving to beat me.
>>8170680
Hey, don't blame me, plenty of people would have made the same mistake.
But what are you specifically the main character of? I don't recall you being an actor
>>8170693
That's quite simple, Sanae-tan!
>Subaru strikes a dramatic pose
I know I'm the MC because I found my way here! Unlike the rest of you that have reasons for being here, I don't! That means some god put me here to be the main characters! Someday I'll find myself a rival, comedic relief friend, my love interest, and the big bad that I'll have to kill with my own two hands!
I summon ____
>>8170723
>>8170723
My rival, comedic relief friend, my love interest, the big bad and all the other tropes I've forgotten.
>>8170719
You've been playing too many games, haven't you?
If you ask around, I'm sure there are plenty of other people here without a reason. Does that make them all main characters?
>>8170739
You have friends?
>>8170761
You're actually wrong about that! I've only been a legal shut-in for half a year. I haven't played enough games as is.
And sure, they may not have a reason, but we call those people CPUs. They serve to have menial conversations with. The real question is...what kind of character do you represent?
>>8170777
I-I said I wanted to summon them, right?
>>8170788
S-summon me and I'll be your friend.
>>8170789
You're here right now, right? That means you've already been summoned! Now...uh, what do we do? I imagined my friend to be a little more defined.
>>8170796
Uh.....Go to the mall and check out girls? Video Games?
>>8170788
Half a year? Spending half a year wasting your time as a shut-in and you don't feel regret? You won't live forever you know.
You should stop with these silly fantasies.
>>8170800
That's not what I had in mind. I thought we'd travel together and defeat whatever evil is out there. You know, typical hero stuff. You're like my Navi or Luigi.
>>8170803
Well duh, I know that! Thing is...you know, I'm...I'm just so perfect that I had to close myself away to give everyone else a chance! Life's not fun when you've got someone like me winning time and time again!
>>8170815
So fight evil, get fame and girls? Sign me up, mate. When do we start?
>>8170817
Uh...no no, you still don't understand. I get one girl that has been in love with me from the beginning. You don't get anything I think. Also, I'm also famous. I'm the MC. That's how I think it goes, at least.
>>8170830
I am the supporting character. Doesn't that mean I get atleast an arc dedicated to me finding happiness with an antanogist girl or something?
>>8170815
Do you yourself believe what you're saying?
>>8170835
It all depends on what kind of series this is. If you're lucky you'll get some blonde tsundere or something along those lines. Maybe even a tomboy if you're really lucky. As for me, I think I get the stunning beauty or a yandere. That sounds about right in my head.
>>8170836
O-Of course I do! Why wouldn't I believe the words that come from my own mouth? I'm not the kind of man to say something dishonest!
>>8170860
..Do I get a say in it? I don't want a tsundere. The tomboy sounds okay though. Can I get a kuudere instead?
>>8170860
You don't have to lock yourself up, just because you supposedly never lose. It doesn't make you look humble, if that was your goal
>>8170872
Do you seriously want a kuudere?
You sicken me. I can't believe I'm stuck with you as my friend.
>>8170875
My goal isn't to look humble. Quite the opposite, actually! I want everyone to know how great I am! What use is there in being amazing if others are unaware? I want everyone to know the name Natsuki Subaru! I want them to love me! I want to die a legend!
>>8170883
Beggars can't be choosers...FIne, I'll take the tomboy with a taste of tsundere. Where do I sign the contract? It's not bound by blood, is it?
>>8170883
And locking yourself up for half a year helped you achieve your goal in what way?
And to add to that, don't you think your goals are selfish? People get remembered for acting selfless in their lifetimes
>>8170888
Do tsun tomboys even exist? Also, I'm not sure where you sign up. I think it just kind of happens. All you have to do is keep coming back to me to talk and the deal will be sealed.
>>8170901
Ehehe...w-well you see, locking myself away is to...y-you know what I'm trying to do! I shouldn't have to spell it out for someone as smart, pretty, wise and strong as you! I really like your hair today, Sanae-tan! If I didn't know any better I'd assume you were a goddess!
>>8170909
Sounds good. We are going to be the best MC/supporting character combo ever. I believe in you!
>>8170909
My my, you're getting quiet nervous.
Is that some sweat I see?
>>8170919
That's right! Now, all we have to do is wait for something to happen that calls for us to run into action! If all else fails we'll just live out some crappy slice-of-life life.
>>8170932
Pufufufu! S-Sweat? What is sweat? I don't sweat, Sanae-tan. What you're seeing is the sweat from an angel that just so happened to drop onto my face, making me look like I sweat! I-I'm perfectly cool, calm and collected, just as I should be! Hell, I don't even know the meaning of nervousness! The hell kind of word is that anyway? Sounds made up!
>>8170939
You can drop the act now, Subaru, I'm not stupid.
There's no need to be ashamed, nobody is perfect.
>>8170963
Who's saying this is an act!? What I'm telling you is the truth! Just like my old man, I too am perfect! I can do everything you can do, but better! I've got loads of friends, admirers and everything in between! I get good grades and I'm highly athletic! You can't get any better than me, Sanae-tan! I'm the one who'll save everyone and everything from whatever evil is out there. Mark my words! I. Will. Save. You!
>>8170975
Uhh... I didn't mean to hit a nerve. I'm sure you'll save me, Subaru!
I didn't even know I was in danger
>>8170986
Not just you, but everyone. That's how this story goes, I assume. If not, then I'll be doing all of this for no reason.
Just make sure you don't assume things again, alright? I know it may seem like I'm a kid that let the weight of expectations crush him, sending him onto a nervous breakdown and leading him into a life of neet-dom, but that's not who I am!
Morning folks.
So, while we wait for a game. Let's all post random links to random videos. I'll go first niggers.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ODhYy_J2irM
>>8171004
>>8170995
I couldn't have described what you aren't better than you just did. Of course you are none of those, unless you're not telling me something. But I trust you.
What do you plan to do after saving everyone?
>>8171004
Good morning to you as well.
>>8171012
>Sorry for not hosting, It'll take atleast 2 hours before I get home
>>8171012
Give me a minute to shower and I'll host a game.
>>8171004
I like that sweater you're wearing. It really makes you look homely.
>>8171022
Trust is key, Sanae-tan. That's why I trust you not to shoot another arrow at me.
I dunno. Maybe settle down and have two kids. Grow old and finally know the sweet release of death with my wife and kids by my side. Something like that would make all this suffering worthwhile.
>>8171017
>>8171022
What's happening on this fine day?
>>8171040
Thank you very much!
>>8171040
I already told you that won't happen again.
Geez, it seems you have your entire life already planned out.
>>8171046
It's going well, though most people are asleep
>>8171012
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PEgEYlByqz4
>>8171046
Not a damn thing. Starting to wish summer would show up. What's going on with you Leni?
>>8171055
That's probably why it's so dead around here.
I could host a game in a minute after I've had some breakfast.
>>8171046
You can close your arms now. You're making me a little frightened.
>>8171055
Are you telling me you don't? What, you have so much to do that you can't stop and think about things every so often? You gotta catch your breath, Sanae-tan! It's not good being so busy you can't think about the future!
>>8171070
That would be nice, thank you
>>8171078
>what the hell is that supposed to be
>>8171069
Not much. Just called up work and they've delayed my shift, so I have some free time now.
>>8171078
Nigga what?
>>8171087
Sure you don't want to get a few extra winks in? That can't happen too often, I know you're an important guy around the workplace.
>>8171084
Life can be very unpredictable. Everyday is something new. The shrine is doing well, so I don't have to worry about that too much
>>8171086
Long ag there was a meme of 2 russian women doing that.
>>8171103
>i wish
>>8171084
>
>>8171112
Sanae-tan...you're talking like an idiot. I'm starting to feel a little embarrassed for you, actually.
>>8171117
L-Lenny-tan, why're you doing this? You're really starting to freak me out. Please close your arms before you go too far.
>>8171114
>oh, just a parody image then
>can't figure out what the red thing is supposed to be, looks like a shoe
>>8171129
How come?
It's just that I also already know my future just like you. My path there is just a bit different
>>8171129
Sorry, just wanted to have a little fun.
>>8171132
It is a shoe
So, how's your morning going guys?. Mines going well. What about you?
*ooooooo*
>>8171147
Tired and hungry desu
>>8171145
>pretty weird shoe, but I can see it
>>8171147
>trying to get through the most boring class of the week
>>8171151
>>8171147
What he said.
>>8171117
Maybe someday.