>Go to Getastop >Ask shopkeeper for latest woodblock press

wouldn't it be スッパマリオー instead?

>>8164382
Kana hadn't been invented yet.

>>8164381
rororororo

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>>8164383

o ok

>be japanese
>get sudoku

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yoooh, westurn piggu geimu puramaaa man.

>teach Karate
>students foor around too much
>they aracka disraprin
>next ninja virrage next door attacks
>all my students die
it was most dishonorabre, I played Mystical Ninja starring Goemon for the 64 and loved the giant robot fights

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>come home from monk school
>sister is hogging the screen

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可愛い妖怪娘が無い悲しい気持ち

Who was in the wrong here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EflHHVROiSs

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>shit on the floor
>get my shitty nuts mauled by a racoon
>unsheathe my wakazashi and cerimoniously remove my own penis
>grill it for dinner
Fucking Getastop

I love the ambient sounds outside when travering on the highway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZQzuxEJl-4

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>>8164386
>that kid who would get mad and commit sudoku

YOOOOOOoooooOOOooo

>>8164392
>racoon
>not tanuki

sudoku time senpai

>Gets culturally enriched and dominated by big Americans with their aircraft carriers and guns

doushio

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>>8164397
Never let a tanuki into your home, those things are nasty and never introduce them to your sister, shit gets crazy

>>8164383
Damn... You're good

>go to edoshop
>get tsujigiri'd by a samurai on the way
>my guts start falling out of my pocket
>as I'm dying in my own pile of blood I give thanks to Bishamonten for letting me die with honor

>Walk to crossroad
>Samurai comes out
>Bow to him
>I am too tall, my bow was not low enough
>Draws blade and kills me to test sharpness
Such is life in great Japan

>dad kills my mom
>orders me to kill myself afterwards
fucking tokugawastop

>>8164383
if then you can still write O or U instead of hyphens, unless you meant to abbreviate the word then whatever.

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>>8164399
teh only good tanuki

>>8164399
whats going on here

some days some knights thats a weaaawa samurai

>be samurai
>filthy christian westaboos try to take my million-times folded katana away
>commit seppuku to protest their dishonor of my bushido

That will show them.

>>8164408
>Be Samurai
>Realize that your Daiymo is going to make you commit seppuku any day now
>Convert to Christianity and explain to his that Piety outranks Honor so I can't kill myself because it will bring great impiety to my clan and much shame
It's like a get out of seppuku free card.

>>8164410
But you lose your honor. You might as well commit seppuku just for that.

>>8164387
WHOS THAT POKEY MAN

>Daimyo dies
>too beta to seppuku
>I ronin now
>samurais spit on me
>even peasants dont bow
great dishonor!

>>8164411
>No riches
>No honor
>No piety
>no gf
why live? Just to pick rice, smoke opium and play Sudoku?

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>>8164381
>I go to gamestop
>Behind counter, a cute girl
>Much spaghetti spills

>>8164413
>Even peasants don't bow
Damn dude

>>8164415
97/100

>>8164413
>even peasants dont bow
Not even seppuku can save you now.

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>>8164415

>>8164413
>>even peasants dont bow
Unacceptable!

>>8164415

>Hide Power Level
>"Wow haha, us gamers huh?"
>The cake is a lie

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>>8164415
You're pretty good!

>go to Kabukiplex
>have to wait in line for the Geisha dispensary
>when I get there they're all out
>walk up to the entrance to the courtyard
>guard asks where my Geisha is
>reuses entry due to "No Singles Policy"
>can't even go to the concessions stand for my steamed rice balls and crabs legs
>get attacked by a flock of falcons on the way back to my village

>>8164389
underrated

>>8164415
>>8164421
no kigo bitches

>walk down road to Gookstop
>get robbed by samurai on the way there
>no money to buy game
>godzilla kills my family while I'm out
>miss my Gundam battle
>commit seppuku
>tfw no honor
Such is life as Japanese

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Latest releases
from artisans I once loved
all of them are bad

>>8164381
>there will never be a medieval japan dark souls

don't give nioh crap.

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>Open Doritos
>Mountain Dew fizzles
>Lone basement

>>8164399
>Ralph pls go
>no

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>>8164430
you got me, well played.

>>8164381
WHY THE FUCK GEMUSTOP REFUSE TO SELL ME 戦闘負荷.
Everytime i ask they tell me to shut the fuck up.

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>Wake up to frogs
>beautiful sunny day out
>visit message board

>>8164425
I enter gamestop,
See her, and fireworks appear,
As does spaghetti

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>Local seafood keeps molesting wife
>Woodland critter has bigger balls than you
>Brigands keep raiding your farm
>Local lord takes your daughter
>Water yokai jams finger up your butt
Takeshi had a warui life.

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>this fucking thread

/v/ hasn't made me laugh this hard in a while

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>mfw for the 10th time this month I spent half my daily pay at the sake stall
>mfw i keep dropping my rice before i can rehydrate it
>mfw Mizumi turned down my invitation to view the sakura trees
>mfw I saw her with Akira

I can't do it anymore, anons.

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Hello fuedalpostere's, I am Gal. I come from future where we dark skin and drink alcohol and have consensual sex with concubine. We suffer from earthquake that release evil gas into air in year of the Christ 2011(Christ very big now) wish me luck, am tanning now

Just go to 2ch and copy some posts

>all these fucking eruoboos jerking off over their precious dutch imports

>>8164439
Are they doing these kind of thread though?

>>8164437
Akira here, commit seppuku yowamushi

>>8164437
before you kill yourself, have you seen a samurai that smells of sunflower?

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Wry can't foreign devil make pletti gurr kyara?

>>8164383
I doubt anyone could be assed to do manyogana.

>go pay respect to river goddess
>kappa steal my liver
>hear "kipety kap" while she scurry away with it in hands

I think she like me bros, maybe i could revisit when my liver grows again

fucking weabos

t.alberto barbosa explorer from portugal and the holy church

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>8164434
much better

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>>8164440

>Portuguese コッポ set poorly translated as かぷ

fucking fell

>>8164440
At least it's better than back before the Tokugawa took over and half the country couldn't stop jerking off over the Jesuits

Holy fuck this thread
did I found gold?
I can't fucking breath

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>Return home and there's an oni cooking you a dinner
Wat do

>>370406362
buy katana guide they sell for cheap at edostop.

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>mfw Americans roll in with big ships and cannons trying to steal our exclusives
GAIJIN LEAVE

>>8164444
>gurr
your gurr has a katana between her regs

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>Sun rise, I fap
>sun middle of sky, I fap
>moon shines, I fap

>>8164455
>americans
>medieval japan

lol american education

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>>8164456
That real gurr

>>8164447
Gaijin piggu go home.

>>8164455
Fucking baka

ODA NOBUNAGA SUCK COCKS FOR RICE

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>>8164458
Remind me when feudalism ended.

>>8164462
t. Mitsuhide

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Don't hit on me silly bozu.

>>8164462
WHO SAY THAT
I FUCK YOU BIG TIME
CUT YOU IN HALF
FUCKING PEASANTS
れえええええええええええええ

>>8164456
It's a kawaii wakizashi

>Go to the clearing of the forest to take some sun
>Take the opportunity to brush my numerous tails
>Some kid watches me from the bush
>He pulls off his little mushroom and starts to play with it furiously
>I inform him that i am infact a male
>He does it even harder

Don't you humans got respect and/or offerings anymore?

>>8164462
Oda Nobunaga was a proud and noble man who revolutionised our military doctrine, medicine, and fortification building techniques with the graceful teaching of the wonderous soldiers of God. You would do well to pay him respect.

t. Not a Jesuit

>>8164459
Damn, Japs have been exaggerating proportions since ancient times

>>8164459
>i-i get erection from just starring at his feminine dick
>doushio

>>8164463
>Muromachi period (1333–1568)

Fucking american education i swear

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You're in the dojo and this guy slaps your sensei's ass. What do you do?

>>8164442
THATS IT, YOU BASTARD.

MEET ME IN THE AT THE FOOT OF THE MOUNTAIN IN 2 HOURS. BRING A SWORD.

>>8164453
Throw beans at it.

>>8164383
Oh yes it had, you mean katakana instead. Hiragana had been around since Heian.

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>>8164473
Flee to Mexico Land.
Show way of Japanese cartoons.

>>8164473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyTZTBNPPoc

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>>8164468
>>Take the opportunity to brush my numerous tails
Ran, is that you?

>>8164473
Perry's arrival is another century off, but I guess it's only expected for him to come too soon.

>>8164473
Open my motherfucking ports.

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>>8164381

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Neat island you got there friendo .

>>8164474
Fine. If I´m late start without me.

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>>8164415

>>8164402
What was that book/movie/miniseries(?) where a white guy comes to Japan and this happens to one of the peasants? White guy is upset at first, but learns to love superior Japanese culture. I remember there were crucifixions at one point in the story. Some people get boiled alive. There are earthquakes. The white guy says 'wakarimasen' at one point. I think that's the only Japanese he learns.

>>8164479
No, i'm not the kitsune possessing the rear end of this human.

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>>8164483

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Godsdammit Eichiro!!

>>8164488
神風 ! !
天皇陛下万歳 ! !

So who DID unify Japan?

>>8164389
This post needs more (you)s

>>8164486
Shogun by James Clavell

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Do you think we could use more jujin or kemono in our gameu.

Didn't the kabuki play Kemonotopia show that there is Ryō to be made by pondering to fellow kemono lovers.

>>8164491
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o

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>>8164487
Rude

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ay yo what up lil bakas

>>8164486
The Rast Samurai

>>8164497
二ガス !
死ね !

>>8164402
Fucking Manlets

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>>8164468
That's how humans show respect to members of the opposie sex (male), are you that out of touch Youkai scum? You should be grateful

>>8164493
That's the one. Thanks, anonymous.

Where my fellow Ikkō-shū at?

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>>8164488
DELET

>Enter Hanafuda shop.
>Really excited since it's my first day off in 20 years
>Accidentally bump into the Emperor
>Polished Samurai swords spill out of my pockets
>"I'm s-so sorry Emperor-san,"
>San
>Realise my mistake
>Stuck doing hard labor for the next 10 000 years
>It's actually easier than my old job

>>8164381
Beat post I've seen on /v/ in ages, thank you based anon.

>>8164496
Well, you started it.

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>>8164381
>Shopkeeper was a fucking tanooki
>Forget to recite death haiku

This is right up there with vaecitus.paintedvase for me.

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>>8164495
Thank you for posting this.

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You got lost at night and this fine lady is offering her help. Wat do.

>>8164399

What am I viewing exactly?

>>8164465
I prefer women to be EXTRA THICC

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>>8164511
A tanuki possessing a vagina.

tokugawa rice games are yokai shit

>>8164438
Are you a Lord?

Why do you wear such jewelry?

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>>8164504
Told you to check weather report before leave husbando .

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>>8164509
YASUKE-SAN?!

>>8164501
I'm not some sort of female looking creature.
You humans should be able to recognize the difference easily by the sheen of the tails.

>>8164462
t. Ikko-ikki shits

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>>8164518
I don't know what's worse, ungrateful peasants or youkai scum

WHAT THE FUCK MODS

GREAT DISHONOR

Thanks mods

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>>8164520
Peasants degozarou.

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NANI WATASHI WA SHOULD DO THERE IS A USHI-ONI OUTSIDE MY DOJO

Fucking nigger mods wtf

>>8164520
I know what gratitude looks like, and its not like the lust of a youkai "art collector".

We're in the den of youkai scum now, tomodachi

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NANI?!

T-t-thanks mod sempai

MODS == COREANS
MODS == COREANS
MODS == COREANS

>>8164632
No wonder this thread was moved to /trash/

Okay which thread should I shitpost in considering I'm already here on /trash/

>>8164716
ERP

There is some ukiyo-e here more disturbing than Utamoro's works

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>>8164473
Ask him how to open this fucking bottle

I want more "lemonade"!

This is why we should never have abandoned the Kunitsu.

>>8164399
If he don't want to go out, i guess his mouth is good enough for the job.

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>/v/ thread moved /v/

>>8164513

since when can Tanuki do that?

>>8164453
throw salt

Since it's in trash, the tanooki and kappa gonna get fucked probably

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>>8169227
>tfw no tanuki gf

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tanuki thred?

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>>8169675
>>8169729
Post yokai

>>8164392
>raccoon
Filthy Westerner get out, those are not native to Japan.

sugoi

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>tfw your wife was actually a kitsune and she disappeared as soon as you found out
I am now alone and miss my fox wife

Toyota had a special version of the Tundra called the "1794 Edition" and I wondered who was emperor at the time.

I instead find out they are celebrating the state pf Texas joining the union. They are bragging about the truck factory in San Antonio, Texas, USA.

>>8174750
Toyota confirmed as a westaboo?

>>8174046
This can be turned into touching love story. A bit fucked up but....

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>tanuki without balls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY

Ramen

>>8164406
>>8164511
Japan.

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>>8175903
No, I think Toyota built it to be more profitable. In the state of Texas, many people prefer to own a pickup truck, even if the owner never transports anything heavy with their truck. By having a factory in that state, the cost of delivering trucks is lowered.

Toyota has several factories in the USA, but that is because most of their cars are good. If every American car was as good as a Ford Crown Vic, Toyota wouldn't have sold so many cars in the USA.

The same thing can be said about Honda, but they never built anything to celebrate any event in the state of Ohio. Most of their factories are in the state of Ohio.

Nissan made the Hardbody in Tennessee, and when the Hardbody was discontinued, the Frontier was made over there. They also chose not to make an edition that celebrates the USA. Nissan did make some Z-cars to celebrate sales in the USA, but those cars were all made in Japan.

>>8193208
Looks like Daihatsu and Mitsubishi failed the automotive war in US. How about Korean cars? They are pretty shitty but with the raise of kpop in US I think some gullible young uns gonna buy them.

>>8186444
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Baka