ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your favorite ghost type?
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>>8162947
me
>>8162947
Gengy
i want to rape jiji
>>8162947
Don't have one yet, to be honest.
>>8162911
Reporting in, boss. What's the situation?
>>8162947
Uh...
...
I guess myself?
i want to rape jiji until he cries
>The noise of screws getting screwed in place
>This camera isn't going to fix itself
>>8162947
Rotom, I suppose.
>Gooey groans into her hands at the table, the smell of burnt goo and wood filling the kitchen
This is why I don't cook anything...
>>8162977
We have a Yamask that needs a good home. Would you or Streambro be interested?
A warning that they're a little out of touch with the times. I don't think they've fully grasped my lab to be honest.
>>8162963
>>8162981
...Will you not.
>>8162910
Thanks toots!
>Mawile: Be a master of cleaning.
>>8163011
make me emrys 2
I've been gone for a month and some change, what did I miss?
>>8163007
I'm up for it, sir.
Also, frankly sir, I can't fully grasp your lab. I wouldn't fault anyone else for that.
>>8163052
hey welcome back
>Main entrance camera status: online
>>8163063
'sup, something going on?
>>8163063
Alright. I'm going to be sending him over there with Desmond.
You'll spot him easily. The guy with the Crobat. Not quit sure if Yanmask is going to accept a ball but it would be easier.
>>8162980
Will you be willing to take a pokeball to make your journey a bit easier? I'll be able to transfer you to Desmond rather than dropping you somewhere in his area.
>>8163005
Maybe try with dishes that do not need cooking...?
>>8163052
Holy shit I haven't seen you in forever. What's up?
>>8163116
Desmond here. Heading to the spot now.
>>8163024
no problem
>adri gives the all the muks their orders
>>8163116
>Yamask nods softly. It seems he's at least vaguely familiar with the concept.
I'm fine with it.
And... thank you again. For fixing my mask.
>>8163107
New guy. Colress is sending over a Yamask.
Going to help him adjust to the times, he's been out of the world a while.
>>8163116
Understood. Ruffles and I will be on lookout.
>>8163149
>The Muks pay up, thank the knife wife, then leave
>They leave sludge everywhere, though
>Thankfully, mawile is good at cleaning it up
>>8163069
Glad to be back.
>>8163144
Someone tipped off the coppers that not all of the olive oil we was dealin' in was strictly legal, and I hadda go on the lam for a bit bambino.
(irl I got stuck training 7 people in a row for work, and got swamped with college stuff, sorry for vanishing off of the earth)
>>8163207
>Yamask goes into the Pokeball.
>Shake... shake... shake... click.
>>8163052
I only discovered this a few days ago but I'm just going to guess nothing.
Also drawing on a phone's a lot harder than I thought.
>>8163200
Well hell it's great to see you back. That dude with the Cradilies is still floating around somewhere.
(Really great to have you back dude. Someone can shoot you a discord invite if you want? Old one got nuked.)
>>8163207
Thank you sir.
>>8163179
Heading to Virbank now. ETA: 5 minutes.
>>8163232
>Desmond lets the pokemon out.
You ever seen a city like Castelia before?
>>8163179
Well, no better way to learn about the current times than through modern communication methods.
>runs off out the front door
>>8163120
...
Goo gets in those, too...
>>8163249
Uhm... no, I haven't...
>How is he going to Castelia again?
>...Maskghost might have to roll to hang on.
>>8163273
...maybe wrap yourself up?
>>8163200
(Welcome back)
>>8163273
I don't mind, hahah.
It doesn't, like, taste bad or make 'chu sick or anything.
>>8163311
That might work, like, get some of those restaurant gloves and stuff?
>>8163249
Appreciate the warm welcome Amico. The Family'll hear bout this kindness, don't yous worries.
(apparently anything more complicated than MS Paint crashes my computer now, so I dunno if I can even use the discord)
>>8163311
(thanks)
>>8163196
>Thankfully, mawile is good at cleaning it up
whew, thanks i would..
have a good day and come again
whew...
thank
>notices the mawlie
hey i know you, you are that mawlie, what are you doing
>walks back
>>8163301
You'll probably like Virbank more.
>He holds the ghost close as Crobat sets them down outside the radio station.
Take it you've never seen anything like this?
>>8163347
Thanks bud. What's been up besides the normal business?
(Not a problem. If you ask for it any time in the future the GMs are usually around to throw it. Hopefully you can grab a new computer or something familia.)
>>8163311
...
>Looks down at her hands and body
...
With what? Plastic wrap?
>>8163344
Thanks...
>>8163406
...Uh... I don't think so?
>Confused maskghost sounds.
>>8163347
Ciao amico. How's life been?
>>8163406
>>8163494
Fratello, I tells you, I's has officially moved out of the cupboard. Not of my own vol-itin minds yous'. Goddam jay human bah-stad. Tries to put me outta the business? I'showeds that mook. Ate everyonna his goddam sunflowahs. Tore tha bas-tahd's garden apart.
Unrelated, would you's preyhaps be in the market for some completely legal flowers?
>>8163406
>>8163489
>John's waiting outside, with a colorful rockbirb perched on his shoulder.
>He's a bit scruffy-looking despite his business-casual clothes, and has a very unsubtle beat-stick strapped at his side.
>He waves as soon as he sees the group.
>>8163489
They send out messages with radio waves.
>He turns the station on on his PDA.
>Music plays.
See?
>>8163504
If I need to woo any ladies I'll be in touch, amico.
>>8163526
>He walks up as Crobat perches on his shoulder.
Hello, sir. I have your pokemon here.
>He hands John the pokeball.
And the ball, sir. Anything you need done while I'm in the area?
>>8163526
>Yamask looks up at John, blinking softly... clutching his mask.
Uh... are you John...?
>>8163568
I think we're good. Feel free to stick around for a little while if you want, though.
>>8163588
>John nods to the Yamask.
Yep, I'm John. Good to meet you.
Mind if I ask your name?
>>8163356
he wants to eat you of course, in both ways
>>8163619
My name...
>Yamask blinks softly, then looks down at his mask... searching his old memories for it. It takes a few seconds to find.
I'm... I'm Ivenhotep...
>He smiles softly at this, looking back at John.
>>8163619
Yes, sir. Good luck with your new pokemon.
I'll be in the area. Soon to be Commander Desmond.
>He nods and waves to John before leaving.
>>8163641
Ivenhotep, welcome to the team.
>He starts giving the tour.
Break room on the left has food and drink for the fleshy folks, bunks and general living quarters are upstairs, there's a tech lab down an elevator that's not quite on the official blueprints for the place.
Oh, and the studio itself's on the right.
I'm guessing you have a fair number of questions about me and what exactly we do here. Don't hesitate to ask if so, alright?
>>8163699
Uhm... yeah...
...
What exactly do you do here?
>Ivenhotep doesn't seem to have a problem with the Beatstick. After all, soldiers in his kingdom wielded swords out in the open all the time.
>>8163667
>pets
>>8163922
>Somehow he gets really amazing pets while out training.
What the fuck?
>>8163267
Zorro?
>She follows after him.
>>8164022
>kind of jugging at a fast past
Hey!
well it's all done, here is your pepsi maw,
>give him two pepsi cans for the mawlie
so why did you come here again?
>>8164093
Where are you going?
>>8164113
Thanks, sweetheart.
Guess I wanted to say sorry. So. Sorry! How's about I help you with your cleanup?
>>8163641
We operate this radio station here, broadcasting over the air.
>He pulls out his Pokedex, and turns on the radio receiver in it.
This is just one of several devices capable of picking up our signal. Now, it's playing music right now. Entertaining people is great, but it's not the primary reason we're here.
Our main goal is to persuade people to sympathize with our Pokemon-rights agenda, and inform people that Pokemon are more than tools or weapons - which, sadly, is how too many people view Pokemon these days.
>Bonehead: wake up and remove face from pile of electrical components
..damn it not again.
>Go to wipe things down
>Notice sticky note on head
>Snatch and read
..wellp.
>Face: return to desk
>>8164149
Somewhere to think!
why are you following me?
>>8164196
I don't want you to get hurt.
Are you sure you wouldn't rather talk about it?
>>8164163
okay,thanks for the help
>picks a mop too
well let's finish this, i guess i'll give you another pepsi when we finish
>>8164206
I do not know how to say what i am thinking.
.... I screw everything up!
>>8164168
>Iven blinks in shock.
They do...?! But... but I...
...I was human myself, before I died... Even when my father was on the throne, my kingdom still understood that there were few differences between Pokemon and Humans... that inside, we have the same souls...
>>8164254
>He gets back to work.
Don't worry about it. Consider the help my sorry.
...zzzzzzheheh
>Eeelbro is still asleep, and wrapped up
>Roll to not wake up the boss
>>8164267
You can be a little headstrong and impulsive but it doesn't make you a failure or a screw up.
Every team has someone that thinks like that. What you need to learn is control. Poise and how to use your strength to your advantage.
>>8164375
>Confused zapfish noises.
...Gask? Hiiiii, what's up?
>>8164542
Heh he, today's the day boss.
We raid that port city for ship parts.
>>8164379
What strength do i have then? I am a coward i think...
>>8164375
>>8164542
>So... wait
>What happened to otter?
>>8164571
>He yawns a bit and gets up.
Right, right. Lemme see if Remi is awake.
>Go splap plap gunfish.
>>8164594
>Wott still sleeping somewhere?
>>8164603
>...But the question is, where IS wott
>As in I'm actually asking
>I've lost track of fishsail entirely
>>8164603
>Splet eelfriend
I'm not asleep!
for once.
>>8164579
You've gone toe to toe with some fierce enemies. You were- Still are? A target for poachers.
If you're really convinced that you're a coward then you'll want to become less of one, yes?
>>8164273
Despite our sprawling cities and advanced technology, we haven't exactly been moving forward in all respects.
Hell, there's a few people with their heads far enough up their asses that literal divine intervention hasn't convinced them to open their eyes, let alone their hearts.
>John grips the beatstick.
That's why I carry this. For those times when I need to stand between said people and their intended victims.
>>8164273
>Out of the studio door pops in a very strange pokemon
>ANALYZING...
>VOCALIZER: ON
"Hello"
>>8164302
okkay, well, what exactly happended that day?
it's too much for one person anyway, so i'll help
>works to clean the cafe
>roll for how many posts to be fully cleaned
>>8164644
I do not know anymore.... I would like to be but is that the right answer?
>>8164603
>>8164629
Lil ' Hide is asleep in the bathtub, heh. What a cutie.
Nothing important in the shack, eh? We'll be going boat and all, heh.
>>8164694
Uhh... Might have been too hungry.
>Keep cleaning.
-Mawile
>>8164671
...All right.
...I will be happy to stand beside you, then.
>>8164679
>Maskghost blinks as he examines living program
...What are you...?
>>8164708
That isn't something I can exactly answer. What you want to become is something you choose yourself.
Do you want to become stronger? Do you want to be able to stand up to those that want to hurt you?
>>8164774
No! i want to stand up for those that want to hurt my friends! I train so hard everyday and I am still too weak....
>>8164708
I'm pretty sure being able to breathe fire would be a good way to defend yourself.
Then again I don't handle fire well so I might be biased.
[spoiler]also I think I'm getting better at this whole drawing thing.[/spoiler]
>>8164629
>>8164720
Tub, eh? Alright.
Nothing important in the shack, no. I'm ready when yooooooou are.
>Put on vest.
>Last post number is amount of levels gained over recent training.
>>8163267
>go looking for Zorro and C
>>8164733
okay, so, at least you didn't want to eat me, you saying that i was tasty was the scariest thing in my life
but hey we're done now, i guess that's the apology
>>8164816
Well. Training on low level wilds isn't the best method.
Do you want to look for trainers together?
>>8164830
Hello Sylvie.
>>8164822
>>8164720
>Well, I suppose how uncomfortable little Hide is depends on how much water's in the bathtub.
>...Otters float, so that shouldn't be an issue.
>Either way, rolling for both water level and waking up- high vs low is water level, odds vs evens is waking up
>>8164858
Hey you two, what'd you guys run off for?
>>8164744
"Species name Porygon2, PokeDex number 233, serial 000195 , name's Hal"
"I'm an artificial pokemon"
>>8164820
(you are)
Yeah i i guess it is. but it is not good enough.
>>8164858
Yeah i think that might help a bit.
>>8164876
Hi!
>>8164820
(Better than my drawing of glaceon I did today, everything below the neck is a trainwreck)
>>8164870
>Empty tub and awake wott
>Probably uncomfortably cold as well from wet fur. Because someone probably pulled the plug and let out the water.
>Resulting in upset, cranky, cold wott sounds.
>Ten guesses as to what those are.
>Rockbirb stays quiet, somewhat confused
>>8164899
(that was in character)
Where are you two going? Because if it's nearby I'd like to come with.
>>8164887
>Most of that flies over desertghost's head.
...You're a Porygon2... named Hal...?
...Artificial...? What do you mean by that?
>>8164876
Zorro wants to train.
>>8164899
Alright I'll see about finding someone to help us train.
>She goes off to bother a random human.
>If someone wants to jump in on this feel free otherwise I'm probably going to gen a random team for Zorro and Sylvie to fight.
>I'll wait a bit just in case.
>>8164822
Eh heh heh, you did some real training.
Unlike me, heh
Let's goooooooooo
>Roll for training
>Odds: 0
>Evens: last digit / 2
>>8164956
"That is correct"
"I was designed and built completely by humans"
>>8164931
>Oop.
>Go check on that Wott.
>>8164969
You can head out without me. Lemme check on Hide, okay?
>>8164944
(sorry im really dumb lol)
We are going to train i think.... in Unova!
>>8165050
Yeah sorry I'm not in the area.
>>8165052
(fuc)
(don't count this post
>>8164999
>The Yamask looks down at his mask... blinking softly.
...So... am I one, too...? ...Yamask like me don't come about without elaborate burial rituals, including the creation of the mask... otherwise, we might...
>Ivenhotep blinks again as he realizes something.
Otherwise... we might forget... who we... are...
>>8164966
>>8165050
>Oh shit it's Desmond.
You guys need someone to train with?
>>8164966
I wouldn't mind training
>>8165091
Are you the guy that got rid of the bomb? If you aren't sorry, you guys kinda all look the same.
>>8165091
Oh hello. I suppose so.
>>8165114
Should we take turns?
>>8165052
>>8165087
>>8165002
>Hide is all wet and cold, lying in the bottom of an empty bathtub, crying.
well, i got nothing to do, my boyfriends is sick, and i have no friends
it's time to waste my time watching kantonese shows and shitpost on the internet
>>8165114
Oh wait would it be possible for you to teleport me there or something?
>>8165114
>>8165130
>Combined Sylveon and Bug noises.
Riiiight. I'll pick a random three of my pokemon and you guys can pick who you want to fight them?
One at a time, please.
>LV80 Aggron goes out.
You can put whoever you want up first for an attack.
>>8165136
What a nerd
Heh heh heh, Gateon.
>Roll to find where ship parts may be
>>8165133
Boss? The baby's crying louder, eh
>>8165052
Woo!
>>8165133
>Dry the baby off and put him in some blankets.
Shhh, shh. Are you huuungry?
>>8165209
I got it!!