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>>8161440
First for N U T T

Reshilling something from the tail-end of the last thread.

I'm trying to put the Older!Judy/Younger!Nick Au together and the best way I can think of doing that right now is making vignettes. Feel free to critique them, just keep in mind, they're just excerpts.

>Nick knew he was prejudiced. It was one of the first things he learnt about people. Everyone had these things that they believed blindly, and some of those things were preconceptions about other people.
>He thought he knew his own prejudices pretty well, and how to keep a handle on them. But that changed when he met Judy Hopps.
>He expected her to be some sort of Randy Rebecca, always ready for a romp beneath the sheets. He didn't even know he expected that, until the time he caught himself thinking
Wonder if she's cold? Or was that just a pity-fuck?
>Then caught the tail-end of long yawn and the knuckle-crack of bones.
>He saw her bent over a desk, coffee cups strewn over the floor, case files piled upon each other.
>He saw a dutiful bunny, who had been slowly having the life crushed out of her by the world.
>He saw a weary mammal who could not even perceive of a world in which she did not give her all, and then some, to her job. No. Judy would say 'Job' demeaned what she did. She'd say it was her purpose, her reason to live.
>He saw someone who had spent every single part of themselves on this city, again and again and again, over and over and over, throughout the years.
>And yet she still found the energy to say hi to him. To trust him with her home/apartment. To sleep fur to fur with him and whisper in that twilight between wakefulness and sleep,
I love you.

>>8161485
Always loved this AU.
Figure Nick would be more prone to emotional outbreaks and probably flashier, more cocksure and a braggard. Judy would be worn down by years of being ignored in her profession and for her efforts, but more dutiful. I imagine her cold flippant regard to Nick would cause him grief, and his fiery pride give her a sense of nostalgia.

>>8161440
Wolter

For people who missed this last thread, here is a list dump of eastern artists;

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https://twitter.com/H_somong/
https://twitter.com/BiuTone
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https://twitter.com/atlantica0208
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https://twitter.com/burnrice8/
https://twitter.com/dandelion0323
https://twitter.com/ukulm52/
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https://twitter.com/do291010na/media
https://twitter.com/nikomi_otaku/media
https://twitter.com/TragoBear/media
https://twitter.com/noko_ume_/
https://twitter.com/mofom11/media
https://twitter.com/mintar002/media
https://twitter.com/mozu56/media
https://twitter.com/miroukitsu/
https://twitter.com/shironaga67/
https://twitter.com/ahiru621

>>8161515
Is a pretty laid back dude who I think would be fun to hang around with. I wonder if him and the badger are friends...

>>8161515
I support Wolter no matter who he decides to fug

>>8161619
anneke

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>Violet and Judy share some sisterly bonding with Nick
>contains Nick in a dress, fellatio, snowballing, and Cotton ruining everything

>>8161635
delet

Can anyone think of a cute rodent?

>>8161635
that'd be hot

>>8161515
is

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>>8161669
Marty

>>8161619
Al, in his sleep, in his ear.

>>8161678
a cutie!

>>8161678
gay.

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>>8161669
From the movie? Sadly no, I didn't have much care for Mr italian stereotype or his daughter.

>>8161511
I doubt he perfected his hustles overnight. So I expect a lot of failed hustles, revised hustles, outright stealing/dumpster-diving, basically a lot more risks and variety as he tries to figure his way in life.

Judy. Judy I see as being a detective. But late in her life, and long time into her career where other mammals would have been promoted already. But she has finally accepted it. She doesn't like it, but she's accepted the fact that nobody would take her seriously if she was in a leadership position. And so she drudges on with her work, solving cases and bettering the world one day at a time.

>>8161771
Would fuck that buck.

Rodents are sexy.

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I am a peasant of discerning tastes!
I only let the best kings oppress me!

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One robo fox, coming right up!

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>>8161925

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>>8161941

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The truth behind Ozzy's mental condition is one of the mysteries of Pack Street still unknown to all but his closest friends, but I believe I have found the answer

When people speculate about Ozzy's character they usually do so under the context that he had an otherwise conventional (by Pack Street standards anyway) upbringing. They don't question his lack of a father figure or his apparent dislike of medical professionals who could potentially help him. They simply ignore the implications of it and believe that he was just an unlucky kid, but this is not the case. Ozzy, at a very young age, was brainwashed by his father to become a sleeper agent for a Communist regime

You see, Ozzy's father is a North Korean spy who was sent to steal sensitive information from the national government. So dedicated to his craft that he even seduced an unknowing local to keep up appearances. However, fate soon came crashing down on the man as his associates began to question his actions, and he was later forced to flee the country and abandon his son... but not before planting something in his mind

By turning Ozzy into a sleeper agent, he knows that when the time comes, his government can use his son to finish what he started. The noises that Ozzy mistakes for demons infiltrating his subconscious is actually the voice of his father, who he was not old enough to remember. Young Ozzy didn't know at the time, but his father was implanting key phrases within his mind that will one day trigger his activation. And God help us all when that time ever comes

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>>8161954
>Patterns of Good Taste

>>8161937
Jesus tapdancing christ

>>8161937
>The kill count.
>The heart and bunny symbols.
>The sexy bunny decal.
It's the little things man. I love you.

>>8161954
Damn, nick really let the work get to him

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>>8161937
Damn man, nice work!

Where have all the good mech games gone.

>>8161883
Agreed, just sad we didn't get enough of them in the film.

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>>8161964
>THE NUMBERS, OZZY, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

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>>8161964

>>8161937
>"Nick, take that damn bun tag off before I wipe it off with what's left of your face after I'm done mauling you."

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>>8162018
>>8162018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOiNnBY98Gs

>>8161954
These models are really gross

>>8162104
>Implying a bunny can maul anyone

Oooh a savage bunny, so scared

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'Sup /ztg/, another colour for ya!

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>>8162290
Now then, anyone got a request? Probably got time for a couple

>>8162290
Vikings were the ultimate hustlers. Nice work mr cool color dude!

>>8162156
Man just finished watching the Patlabour movies. I need more mech in my life.

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>>8162315
Cute country faggots being cute and gay together.

>>8162315
Nick and Judy as ZIA agents?

>>8162157
They're atrocious. But sometimes you gotta take one to the eyes for the fetish.

>>8161983
>>8162002
>>8162018
>>8162104
I'm glad you all liked it!

>>8161937
holy shit this is amazing

>>8162315
Male buck and female wolf couple doing something together, please.

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Well, Nick at least has a phone able to receive texts.

He's not that much of a luddite.

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>>8162452
Unlike Oates.

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>>8162315

does anyone have that pic of Betty in a blue dress?

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>>8161669
Me.

>>8162593
Does anyone have that pic of gideon and some random bear with another polar bear in between their feet?

>>8160232
>>8160409
>>8160439
>>8160575
>A new artist going by Robert Civet is making a comic but haven't heard from him in a while
>looks up Robert Civet on desuarchive and ztarchive
>Rob Civecat
>I'm hoping he's still around

Oh jeez! Thanks for remembering me guys! I am taking a peek up here time to time, I was just buried in work lately, had no strenght left to draw when I got home. Or when I did had, I had to use it for someting else (help around the house, dig up the garden etc).
But I plan to draw at least the first page (maybe even a coverart) for the first comic, I am currently piecing the plot for a it together. I like comics with just as much emotion as lewdness.

I was wondering what you think about the following things.
There are a whole lot "Judy hurt Nick and they broke up" dramas out there, and most complaints are about Nick being a doormat in them, giving abloo bloo endings, with Nick or even noone being happy.

So how about a story where they broke up (It should be implied that it was Judy's fault, but should I leave it up to interpretation exactly why?) but Judy wants to get back together and she is basically is ready to do ANYTHING*lewd comes in here* to get him back.

Are you ok with this plot, or there really is no need for a comic like this and should think about something else. Or you don't really care and just telling me I should stop being a lazy **** and draw it already.

>>8162625
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kingursa/

>>8162642
>I like comics with just as much emotion as lewdness.
I love you.

>>8162471
Oates need to end up in a strait jacket. In the very close future.

>>8162642
A reverse Sloshed Fox sounds interesting. Do it!
>Or you don't really care and just telling me I should stop being a lazy **** and draw it already.
Honestly don't do it unless you enjoy it. You owe us nothing, were all just having a good time.

>>8161485
I need to sleep, but before I do have a short green on what I imagine the sex-life of an overworked, chronically tired person is like.

>Judy supposed she would have been a bit ashamed of it. When she was younger, she means.
>It's mostly Nick doing the "heavy lifting". Though she'd sock him one if he ever said that to her face, or back, or through a phone.
>It's nice though, how attentive Nick is. Sometimes she dreams whether that is similar to what having a pet is like.
>She firms her grasp and he slows down, she purrs and Nick growls, she gasps in orgasm? Nick rubs her to completion then carries her to the shower.
>But the times she enjoyed the most, the times where she was filled not with sharp jolts of pleasure, but the warm glow of contentment?
>Those were the times where she and Nick were curled together, naked, his head over hers, his tail between his legs and hers.
>The sound of breathes that mixed and merged until they were lost in the land of dreams.
I love you.

>>8162334
Since when does pillaging and raping count as hustling?

>>8162694
This came out kind of like I was being a rude faggot.
Don't worry too much about whether you're doing everything right by our standards, make the piece you want to make, and enjoy making it, I guess is what I was trying to say.

>>8162672
Aww, don't make me blush (˃ω˂)

>>8162642
Eh I'm not real big on them 'breaking up cause' plots just cause its usually some stupid forced drama just for the sake of it. There are plenty of reasons they could not be together but putting all the fault on one of them just always seems dickish.

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>>8162642
>I like comics with just as much emotion as lewdness.
wow welcome to the bad opinion zone

>>8162704
I like that question make after orgasm. Makes it seem like she's been out of the game for a while but getting back into it.

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>An AU fanfic
>basically retelling of the movie, but with x twist

I wish people would stop doing this. It kinda makes the whole AU part a boring gimmick.

>>8162755
Thanks. Still trying to understand whether I want her to be too tired to fuck, or just unwilling to allow herself that "luxury".

Either way, good night.

>>8162743

What do you like? All lewdness, no emotion? All emotion, no lewdness?

Who am I kidding, you're the king of hints and allegations of lewdness!

>>8162593
Anons please help me, I never knew I had such a fetish.

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>>8162801
Sleep tight, bunner.

give draw requests please

>>8162845
Gideon Sharla.
Awkward.

>>8162845
Judy vedging out and playing vidga games.

>>8162694
>>8162714
No worries, I got it :3 Thank you for your support

>>8162845

Gazelle helping out at an orphanage.

>>8162845
>>8162878
Judy using Nick as a cushion while they play co-op games.

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>>8162803
Yeah
that was sarcasm

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I had the day full, my Internet is shaky and I should be already in bed, but give me a quick request before!

>>8162471
This is Jaden Smith's level

>>8162606
Platypuses wear that tail better

>>8162642
Do whatever you enjoy. The thread will answer. Though it would be nice if you could do something with your civet

>>8162845
Desmond and Molly dancing together.

>>8162845
Nick getting hit by a car

>>8162845
Judy and Violet snowballing infront of Nick's flaccid, spent cock.

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>>8162934

Flash ded, this flag on his back

>>8162914

I gathered, I just really wanted to say hints and allegations.

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>>8162593
Here you go anon

>>8162989
Well, Weaver is less about hints and allegations as he is about incidents and accidents.

>>8162934
Thanks! I did got a few suggestions following that video I saw about civets XD I will see what I can do

>>8162733
Hmm.. yeah, you are probably right, maybe simply Judy wanting to get back together, and Nick not being ready can work too. I'll think about it, thanks

>>8162743
Meh, I got used to it by now. I can take criticism pretty well.

>>8163023
>butch wolf
>"still look good"

Weaver's all about emotions and car chases, guys. Come on.

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>>8163034
>Meh, I got used to it by now. I can take criticism pretty well.

>>8163050
And emotional car chases

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>>8163023
Many thanks anon.

Honestly I never knew I had this fetish but then this pic came along and bing wam bam I'm now a degenerate stuch here forever

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>>8163050
Pack Street really needs more car chases.

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>>8162339
Here ya go!

>>8163030

I love you so much.

>bodyguard position open on an at will basis

>>8161669
Emolga, squirrels, harvest mouse, chipmunks, rats, capybara, mara..
then again, I find more animals cute

>>8163056
Especially emotional car chases.

>>8163034
He was joshing with you, Anon. Weaver's first two big contributions to the fandom were porn with heavy feels.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHhzpf4FgEk

Holy Christ Almighty, look at this shit

>>8163076
Will you be my long lost pal?

>>8163076
Al's definitely been something of a bodyguard to them. Everyone, really.
Remmy's been a boy in a bubble since he walked down Pack Street. Didn't know the language, held no currency. Let's face it, he was a foreign man.

>>8162290
No tail

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>>8161440
> hug your tube dude edition
> tube dude
> edition

FINALLY

>>8163072
Inconspicuous

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>>8161669
Jerboas

>>8163246
They actually are, though, but I hate that stupid shitpost.

>>8163135
>>8163157

Just from the names of characters in his fics you can tell Weaver has really good taste in music.

>>8163053
>>8163115
>dat_face.jpf
>He was joshing with you
It's 1:30 AM here.
Brain does not work at full capacity.
Nor when I'm fully awake, and especially not now.
Going to sleep mode.
Night night everyone.
-With love, RobCivecat

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>>8161669
http://cremepudding.tumblr.com/
disregard shitpost, acquire cute

>>8163304
Even Martina. You can tell she's got the demeanor of someone with diamonds on the soles of their shoes.

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>>8162971
Here you go

I draw two pictures for you. Make request. No OC. No nude.

>>8162934
>Platypuses wear that tail better
You're just jealous you don't have a cute pancake tail, lewd dude.

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Good news everyone! I've finally obtained what I need to produce another episode of Zoot Planet: Posts of Shit

>>8163363
Nick wearing Judy like a hat.

>>8163363
Judy and Nick snuggling on a couch

>>8163363
Naked Donk.

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>>8163306

>>8163198
zat a fucking poop rat?

>>8163402
A Fox-Lover Denied by his Moped

>>8163363
nude nobby sloth

>>8163334
Jesus.
What did he do to deserve that?

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>>8162866

I need to draw

if I hear a good idea I might draw it

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>>8162098
Lies and slander, you filthy kulak.

>>8163382
kek

>>8163435
your OC getting a good idea as he/she stands at an easel wondering what to draw

>>8163363
Duke and Finnick smoking

>>8163435
Nick and/or Judy swapping stories with a couple of wildland firefighters

>>8163304
>Just from the names of characters in his fics you can tell Weaver has really good taste in music.
what

>>8163434
Thas cute.

>>8163405
remember when zistopia was a thing?
i don't.

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>>8163416
Well played, anon.

>>8161569
Just got here, thanks g.

THERE ARE LIKE FIVE ARTISTS TAKING DRAW REQUESTS RIGHT NOW

STOP

THIS IS TOO MUCH

TOO MUCH

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>>8163334
thanks a_sig, i'm very pleased

>>8163072
serious Nick is hilarious.

>>8163435
Betty chewing Remmy's head

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>>8163446
No really, when I get the time I'm making a sequel

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>>8163379
Bushy tails >>>> flat, scaly monstrosities

>>8163424
I've got one request, this is what you get.
If you wanted something else you should have requested it

Goodnight /ztg/!

>>8163435
Remmy listening to You Can Call Me Al, and Al daring him to make the joke.

>>8163469
I remember when the author went full autist about Judy looking like realistic rabbit and some tl;dr rant about her being pansexual or whatever. That's about it. I assume the comic itself is shit.

>>8163435
Bogo when he was a recruit at the ZPD Academy

>>8163363
Judy giving Nick a foot rub

>>8163499
Do you mean playfully chewing on his head or seriously chewing on his head?

>>8163538
The comic itself is good, because literally none of that ever comes up.

>>8162845
Remmy having sex with marty

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>rereading pack street
>idea
>how would everyone have reacted if after remmy got his first shear he was actually really buff underneath the wool

>>8163606
>Remmy shapes his wool to look like he's really buff
>No one is fooled

>>8163478
Taking requests!

>>8163606
One of them would get an instant boner

>>8163478
Time for Two Cake Monday!

>>8163606
>Betty shearing the ram
>The trimmer dips and rises against his hard abs
>She's trying to hide a smirk

>Betty and Avo just heard him say he has nine and a half inches
>While Avo calls bullshit, Betty whispers 'Score!'

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>>8162471
>What happens when those eyes lose their sense of smell
>eyes
>smell

really makes you think

>>8163635
Teen Nick, Middle Aged Judy

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>>8163580
playfully!

>>8163635
Betty with her arms around a lean, sheared Remmy

>>8163635
I request that you request something from me

>>8163651
Preferably Al

>>8163661
"eyes" is a placeholder for the person/animal they belong to, don't be such a goof.

>>8163701
>implying it wasn't Ozzy

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>>8163393
I try. I not very good.

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>YFW Nick hates writers.

Hey guys, anyone got req-

>>8163478
O-oh, okay, I-I'll just be over here then.

>>8163718
Fuck them take requests.
Draw Nick in full Ren-faire attire.

>>8163716
This could probably go for a million bucks in a museum

>>8163718
Hell with that, Finnick and Nick as kids trying to get into R-rated movies by sitting on each other's shoulders and wearing a long coat.

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Without his internet, Clawhauser gets mean, and morose. He's kind of bipolar.

>>8163717
What's he gonna do, write a letter?

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>>8163716
>>>8163393
I suck at the digital art. I can only paint the canvas.

>>8163754
Only if Anon's under 15 years old.

>>8163733
Was sorta joking, still at work atm.

Still, there's some cool duders doing requests rn, maybe one of them will pick it up.

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>>8163606
Probably not much would be all that different.
>More of my wool flutters to the ground, exposing me. At some point she slid my shirt off so she could work unencumbered; I didn't even notice. Betty comes around the front and slides a paw under my chin, lifting my muzzle up. I avoid her eye contact as she continues shearing my neck, then chest, then belly. It's all coming off. Clump after clump after clump of my shell being peeled away like I'm a fuzzy white onion. Pretty soon most of me will be on the ground.

>"Hell, Cormo. I thought for sure you were a fatass. Where did all THIS come from?"

>She's right, I guess. I'm a big ram -- I'm actually pretty ripped. I know what fat rams look like, and I'm not one of them. Avo and Betty may stay toned, but I'm not much worse. With my wool gone, I feel like the favorite pick in gym class all over again.

>"What do you want me to say about it?" She gives me an odd look, dusting off my bare chest with her claws, and again I find myself struggling to meet her gaze.

>"Just pointing out that you're hiding a hell of a build under here, yarn ball. Why wouldn't you want mammals knowing about this? Hell, is this what happens when prey chomp bugs? I'm amazed the secret hasn't gotten out yet."

>I'm shivering and sweating all at the same time. Between being half-naked plus the residual effects of the coldfront, I'm still chilly and yet sweat's pouring off of me in buckets. I begin to fidget in my seat, instinctively wanting to run. This is not a pleasant experience. I've never been shorn by any other mammal but sheep for as long as I can remember. My mom stopped shearing me when I was twelve because I felt uncomfortable having someone else touch me.

>Apparently I'm squirming too much. Betty grabs me by my shoulder to hold me still as she works the clippers around the sensitive skin of my underarms.

>"Hold still. For a guy your size, you're awful squirmy."

>>8163780
>tfw I only know Whistler's Mother because of Rocky and Bullwinkle

>>8163782
No, he also needs to be black and autistic

We're halfway there already!

>>8162642
The thing with the "Judy hurt Nick and they broke up" dramas is that all of them are wildly out of character; I can only think of one or two story where they broke up that didn't involve Judy cheating.
I can't think of too many reasons other than the usual stuff (simply don't feel anything, different values, etc) of why they would break up, especially on Judy's part. Maybe she focuses too much on her job and not her relationship without her realizing it?

I'd have to agree though with >>8162733 that putting the blame on one of them just seems dickish.

>>8163702
>"eyes" is a placeholder for the person/animal they belong to, don't be such a goof.
The word you're looking for is "synecdoche".

>>8163786
you should probably take requests too nobbo

>>8163801
Why the black part? I usually see young white kids.

>>8163826
pity points

>>8163812
Thanks, I learned a new term today.

>>8163659
>Betty doesn't stop the shear at just his waist

>Charlie really really wants another sleep over after the pizza party

>Avo has far less wisecracks and far more "dat ass" face once he knocks on her door

>Anneke sexually assaults the ram, does a dime in the joint, gets out, does it again no hesitation no remorse

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>>8163800
Same, but with the Mr. Bean movie.

>>8163842
It can also be a metonym.

Words!

>>8163878
Thank you smart man and teaching me things.

so did the fags adopt a new gay after wolter was KIA?

>>8163780
show us your art

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>>8162336
This took way longer than I expected it to, but it was fun nonetheless. Here ya go

>>8163901
ye
u

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>>8163718
Susie at her smoothie stand.

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Oaaaates!!

>>8163875

>>8163901
Ozzy and Rex are the newest craze

i dont know why they dont target Marty though

>>8163976
>moments later, Oats ejaculated on two pears.

>>8163931
Das cute

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>>8164013
Well, he's still got to sow his wild Oates.

>>8163976
>Pairs come in twos
...
.....
.......Oates. Please.

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>>8163976
Oates leads a rich life outside of work

>>8163796
this was nice :3

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>>8163988
I don't remember anyone shipping them romantically, would be cool if we got to see them interact more though. All we got is the one bug burga scene.

>>8163931
This is very nice, I love the background! Well done.

>>8164080
Nah, I mean that Ozzy and Rex are drawn in gay shit a lot more

>>8163796
Yeah, Betty would be the most level-headed about it. Avo and Anneke would be where the gold mine for this idea would come in.

>>8164120
Ah, well that's good too.

>>8163818
I just got out of bed

>>8164184
Get back in bed

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>>8163931
are you the guy who drew this?

>>8164045
your punfu is weak

>>8164239
Well, I'll admit it was a bit lame, but it's not like people can pony up puns of good pedigree on demand all the time.

>>8163716
Thanks, doc.

Who else HATES Weaver?

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please give a request thank you

gay

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>>8164314

>>8164316
Ye olde Nick trying to sell something to Judy the town guard?

>>8164335
That's not nice, Rose, what did Weaver ever do to you?

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>>8164232
Oh no, my past come back to haunt me... yeah, that's me. Back when I just had my laptop touchpad to work with. I'm surprised anyone remembers those doodles, they're not that good

>>8164314
>it's a "weaver insults himself" episode

>>8164530
I remember them. You drew a tank, too.

it's not normal to talk to sculptures

right

>>8164316
Bogo trying to figure out a rubix cube and losing his shit.

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>>8163478
NOT taking requests!

Just gonna draw what I want.

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? ARE YOU?!

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>>8164530
you probably don't remember, but I once told how you were one of my favourite CCs and I still stand by this. I actually liked your old touchpad doodles a little bit more, but truth to be told, your colouring is of such a high quality I kind of want you to do both mspaint doodles and colouring to your standards at the same itme.

>>8164584
...you talking to Charlie?

>It's been a year since Remmy moved into Pack Street. Things are chill, everyone is friendly. And Betty is back with her electric trimmer.
>After shearing his wool, she runs a paw down his chest and abs, and looks him in his good eye, grinning at him.
>With her gravelly voice, she asks him, "It's gonna be cold tonight, yarnball. Up for some company?"
>He holds a hoof onto her paw and answers, "Sure, if you're not looking to get much sleep,"
>As she starts sweeping up the errant bits of wool, he slips out of the chair and puts his clothes on.

>>8164597
no, draw maxine chilling out.

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Anon requested me to draw my fav character/scene from the previous fics I've read.

I've said I really like Simone, but I had a vision for Kabirah, so here ya go. (character from Hyenahurst)

(might gonna do one of Fleas too, not sure)

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>>8164597
Can I request you draw some stuff you want to draw?

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There's a million people taking requests right now, so here it goes.

Pic related but with Remmy.

>>8164597
No, draw cute tails
bunny tails
beaver tails
foxy tails
skunky tails
tube tails
kitty tails
tails tails tails

>>8164620
Lucius inspired mouth, looks like. Damn Tea, you're getting dynamic.

>>8164597
Is Maxine upset that her rabbit's feet aren't lucky?

>>8164614
...no
it's just the eyes... those shifty, squinty, beady eyes

>>8164648
gotta love Lucius passion for teeth, they know what's up.

>>8164620
Oh damn

Sweet fuckin' jacket on her, Tea

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>>8164617
>And then this happen

>>8164751
>that ass
And there are people here who aren't into rimming.

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>>8164523
I don't hate Weaver; he is my friend.

>>8164751
>those paws
And there are people here who aren't into feet

>>8164316
Uncle Duke playing with his niece or nephew.

>>8164316
Rose beating up Weaver like she always does

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>>8164751
who is this from

>>8164861
akiric

>>8164861
http://akiric.tumblr.com/

>>8164573
Yeah, for the military TT I believe. Kinda cheated on that one considering I traced the tank to save time, haha.

>>8164599
I still remember your kind words at every TT anon! Thank you, even if I didn't think they were that great back then. Hopefully my lightly better quality tablet doodles still suffice.

>I kind of want you to do both mspaint doodles and colouring to your standards at the same time.
Eh, the quality of my drawings atm doesn't lend itself well to anything more than basic colouring, but I hope with time as my art gets better I can colour it a bit more capably

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>>8164818
I'M NOT FRIENDS WITH NERDS

>>8164898
Then explain OUR friendship, Weav!

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>>8164907

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>>8164894
you're doing great, my friend and I salue your dedication.

>>8164898
>Weaver putting the naked boots to NERDS
What a strange day

>>8164928
Weaver's always naked
and that's super weird.

>>8164917

We need abusefics with Jack on them. Drunk Skye.

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>>8164907
>>8164917
Judy's got the better ride anyway.

>>8164898
YOU WANT ANOTHER HEADWOUND, FAGGOT
LETS FUCKING GO

>>8164898
oh shit

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don't make him unsheath his gun, anon.

>>8164907
>>8164917
source pls sir

>>8165011
http://akiric.tumblr.com/

a joke for a fic
http://archiveofourown.org/works/7680814/chapters/22521044

>>8165011
nigga we just said akiric the links >>8164884

>>8164998
Cute!

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>>8165063

>>8164883
>>8164884
Thank.

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>>8165069

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>>8165079

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>>8165086

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>>8163499
I couldn't get this in any way but in a sort of abstract sense

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>>8164898

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Hello my awesome friends,
This fic I have created,
I writeyote writer extraordinaire,
It's humor will send to laughing out of your chair,
But if you don't read this my heart will rend,
Though I hope my grammar won't be berated.

http://pastebin.com/XFwk0rhn

If my shitty shill didn't clue you in this entire thing is in rhyming verse. Every single line. It's a nice little comfy wildehopps that I spent too much time on. It was originally inspired by this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJZiojEGuy0

Hope you enjoy!

>>8165119
Why is a dog trying to eat an omnic

>>8164998
Anneke looks pretty nice
However I'd suggest drawing the left eye thinner (like half of the right eye) to make it look less awkward

>>8165126
ROSE no longer friends with WEAVER

NOBBY new best friend

>>8165126
Oh god damn it

>>8165126
weaver's such a big meanie

he doesn't even accept wolt for who he is

>>8165147
I want to hear someone read it

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>>8164380
Sorry for the lack linework, I've been drinking recently

>>8165250
Judy no, Skyrim belong to the kind and caring people of the Empire! Also, nice dunce cap! Dumb bun!

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>>8162957
hope reply doesn't mind me stealing his brush

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>>8165079
>What appears to be cuck
>Nick is superior to four bunnies

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Green Mint Chocolate Chip icecream is better than the white Mint Chocolate Chip icecream.

>>8165311
Ha ha ha fucking excellent

>>8165352
Well, you're not wrong.

>>8165352
Green does taste like mint.

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>>8164619


>>8164622
Yes.

And I'm gunna.

>>8164642
Anon there's no way I can hold all those tails.

>>8164683
Rubbing feet isn't her fetish.

>>8165352
Weaver likes eating small rodents in his ice cream

>>8165464
chubby bunny

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"I want to kiss all the otters"

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>>8165352

>>8165464
This is a good bun, have you given any more thought to their living conditions or is Max's place still super spartan?

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>>8164585
I live to disappoint

>>8165501
fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffat

>>8165464
No rubbing of feet, tits in her armpits, eyelashes to rival THE MIGHTY MONARCH.

She's a keeper.

>>8165516
Too lewd beaver, toooooo lewd.

>>8165250
What is she trying to buy? Or is that symbol just the currency?

>>8165516
that is the face of shitposting.

>>8165199
Poor Wolt, trapped in the closet of Weaver's apartment, padlock and all, walls soundproofed.

>>8164597
Inky, did you get around to that HughxAvo request?

>>8165516
fucking cute as little boy

>>8165566
The face of shitposting is cute!
CUTE!!!

>>8165555
>>8165566

>digits confirm once again that beav is a lewd shitposter and nothing more

>>8165548
That first one's comfy though

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>>8165119
good enough, the dangers of sheepdog. Thanks mulligan!

>>8165311
das amazing dude, thanks

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>>8165555
>What is she trying to buy? Or is that symbol just the currency?
sorry, unable to do proper linework atm, poor skyrim refernece - Nick is probably trying to overcharge the guard and asking 50 septims for a piece of junk.

>>8165571
...tied up with a group of aardwolves in estrus weaver hired to try to fuck him straight

>>8165622
And lucky, if you're a rabbit.

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>>8165491

>>8165516
this is the first time I've seen the "beaving" pun

I feel dumb for not thinking of it sooner desu

top tier

>>8165527
This is horrifying

>>8165668
Beaver has lots of "beaving" pictures

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Why yes, I do study the arts.

Here's an anteater for aca.

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>>8165352

>>8165663
is this the power of weaver's stand

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>>8165657

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>>8164835

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>>8165311

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Every time I look at pictures like this, it makes me feel bad for being a /k/ommando and makes me cringe to think I'm writing a "mature" story set in Zootopia.

>>8165790
holy shit this looks like pure, concentrated cancer

>>8165701
That's a nice minimalistic ant eater right there.

>>8165813
Keep it.
It's yours.

>>8165464
>thinkin' 'bout all the things she's going to do tomorrow that'll turn her life around.
>all those things she's gonna do tomorrow.
>its going to be great.

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>>8165701

>>8165746
Thank you!! Such a good role model...

>>8165872
Brilliant. Now all we need is a good pun that has to do with anteaters and piracy

>>8165848
>"First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Le... Hugh in the back of the head."

>>8165893
pirantcy