RWBY/RT Trash General #353: Tribal Tradition Edition
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>3. Cinder pleasures old men for money
1080P Episode Archive: https://mega.nz/#F!S1E3wTRQ!4RH3D97O1-ZiW_lMAu7xog
>>8148983
Good thread, Suicide Toto release anymore or is this taken from the Patreon?
>>8148983
This edition is Bones
Weiss a BEST
>forbidden romance never
>>8149055
WeissXGhira when?
>>8149055
>weiss best
Satania is better
>>8149083
I want this, any greentexters/drawfags still alive?
I'd do it but I know I'd kill it
>>8149055
>>8149092
What is a Satania and why should I give a shit
>>8149055
>She will never sit on your face
>>8149116
>>8149124
satania kurumizawa mcdowell is the best girl of the season I'd even say best girl of all time
>>8149111
>Snake vore
Gross.
>>8149187
Is there any porn of her getting knotted by that dog who always makes a fool out of her yet?
>>8149235
Ralthi might be a bitch but you don't have to call her a dog she's still Satania friend
What if your waifu asked you if you wanted to go rape a village with her friends?
>>8149300
Perhaps you're confused anon, I imagine you must be to like such a pathetic failure
>>8149116
Some meme of the week moeshit that will be a literal who in a year.
RWBY but it's animated with puppets
what if oh my god why do people still do these i am sorry for this plague I have unleashed
>tfw no musclegirl in the show
>>8149900
Thunderbirds, sock, or Avenue Q puppets?
>>8149982
Too bad the artist made her a lesbian.
>>8149982
Anon, muscles are for boys
>>8150024
That's what they said about penises
>>8149982
Arslan is a close one, yeah?
>>8150110
Not at all, fanart doesn't count
>>8150135
Good point, then Yang would be buff too because she's a brawler
>>8149391
reese needs to just fucking get over herself already, jesus
>>8150334
Please don't bully Reese, she tries her best.
>>8150388
she needs to try harder so i can love her
>>8150021
There's hope, Anon. As the great Mike Tyson once said "I'll fuck you till you love me, faggot".
>>8150021
Does it really matter? Even if she wasn't a fictional character you'd still have no chance with her
I had a wonderful dream where Roman Torchwick was choking me and then my neighbors fighting woke me up
what if blake was really mad at you because she had a dream that you cheated on her
>>8150478
I think you mean "strangling". Choking's what happens when you eat too quickly.
>>8150524
I'd make an honest woman out of her by cheating on her
>>8150526
That works
>>8150526
Get outta here Handsome Jack
>>8150526
Choking just refers to a constricted or obstructed throat in general. To strangle someone is to choke them
>>8150561
what if she got upset and said WAS SHE BETTER THAN ME I BET SHE WAS I NEED TO WATCH YOU FUCK HER JUST TO SEE
>>8150615
Too bad, not gonna happen
>>8150666
what if she promised to be a good kitty and sit at the end of the bed and be very quiet
>>8150524
I'd reassure her via gentle lovemaking
>>8150524
Talk to her about it
>>8150524
Did Geoff have a dream about this?
Like he had a dream where he was about to cheat on Griffon
>>8150855
who are geoff and griffon
>>8150855
He's had like, two or three, and never gets past making out because dream Griffon stops him, even though real world Griffon doesnt give a fuck
>>8150855
Are they like Vol. 5 characters?
>>8150865
>>8150953
>>8150702
Nope.
Blake may be cool with that voyeur stuff, but some people want privacy
>>8149050
>This meme will probably be in chibi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtySt6Fg30
>>8150524
Mating. Press.
>>8150524
Cunnilingus
>>8151167
I would like to mate with Blake desu
Venom RWBYg
Could Tomoko become a huntress? Would she be good a huntressing?
>>8151420
Tomoko isn't good at anything other than making people uncomfortable and molesting girls
>>8151462
The enemy has a lot of women. Molesting females could definitely be a useful tool against them.
Gentlemen! Misa has made an account on a somewhat Patreon-like website, which allows people to give creators small one-time payment, ostensibly to purchase coffee. I plan on throwing a few quid a Misa's way, as I like her art and find her antics very entertaining.
But as you do this, the site also lets you leave a message for the creator. Is there anything RWBYg would like to say to Misa? Seriously or otherwise.
I reserve the right to ignore suggestions if they are weird or unfunny.
Here is a link to her account, by the way:
https://ko-fi.com/A561RA1
>>8151785
>Is there anything RWBYg would like to say to Misa?
"MisaXCinder OTP" obviously.
>>8151785
Gosh, I don't know what to say
>>8151798
This. Though idk if Misa can read english.
>>8151785
Ask if she sees Emerald as competition for Cinder's love
>>8152012
>OMG....... I am not good at English....
>>8151785
I want to FUCK Misa
So like did they do a post season interview/Q&A?
Did we learn anything?
>>8150388
>>8152614
You dont deserve to
>>8148983
RIP
Death by entire horse dick through the face
>>8153016
She died as she lived, it's how she would've wanted to go.
There are less and less posters every day. I think almost everyone has retreated back to their home bases. But I am still here though.
Trying to turn my greentext into a one-shot on FF. I've no experience writing serious shit so god help me.
>>8153082
Don't worry, you can leave too. We won't mind
God I wasnt here during the last hiatus. Is it only gonna get worse from here? If so god help us all.
Bleaching continues.
>>8152012
I suspect she can. She's written in English before, and it always looks pretty well-written. Certainly not like something that Google or Bing translate would produce.
>>8151798
>>8152014
I shall tell her that Cinder x Misa is the OTP, but to watch out for Emerald. Or something to that effect.
>>8152614
Unless you are Jessica Nigri dressed up as Cinder, I doubt she's interested.
>>8153137
>>8153137
We'll at least I don't have to see Jaune, so that's nice
>>8153115
It gets a little bit better when Chibi comes around, but until then it's a constant downward spiral
>>8153082
Some people actually go to fandoms that are active
>>8153168
Fuck
>Well
>>8153141
JAUNE'D
>>8153176
How devious of them...
Of course, the advantage of staying here is the golden opportunity to steer your waifu into a position of dominance. By the time those chumps return for Volume 5, RWBYg shall be dedicated to my waifu!
>>8153223
Nah it'll still go to either Weiss, Ruby or Cinder. If it's anyone outside of those three you're shit out of luck
>>8153223
I bet your waifu is shit
>>8153141
This artist sure likes small mouths
>>8153233
Actually it is Cinder, m8.
>>8153238
You happen to know what this is from?
>>8153252
Sure thing m8
>>8153255
Never mind. Found it.
>>8149391
>>8150158
dog was clearly trying to help Satania remove the tape obviously the beast is a untamed who knows Satania is its superior
here is a medal for trying
I wanna touch dicks with Jaune and Ren
Okay, I've sent our donation and message to Misa! Knowing her, it'll be going on beer instead of coffee.
Looks like we were the first ones to tip her on this site. I hope more people do.
>>8150110
Good joke anon
>>8154110
Ozpin's the one talking, playing wingman from inside his head.
Qrow couldn't possibly get anyone laid. He is the antithesis of getting lucky
>>8153878
Ooo I'll have to donate later didn't know she opened up a donation
What if Jaune was the Equalizer
>>8154267
Not even Jaune could carry chloe moretz
I want to eat Neo
>>8154614
No not like that
>>8154625
So would that fusion try to fuck Jaune or befriend him?
>>8154774
It would try to turn Jaune into an honest man
>>8154625
>ruby and pyrrha fusion.png
So Ruby + Pyrrha = super scantily clad chick with jumbo tits? Huh.
>>8154782
Not I make him my man first.
>>8154614
cannibalism
vore
>>8150442
Gross, please remove.
>>8155399
>Fic uses Monty Oum as an exclamation
>>8155425
Quick, someone get the recreational nukes.
RWBY but one major character smokes recreational marijuana
Which RWBY girl gives the best head and why is it Neon?
>>8155677
Depends on what you're looking for in a blow and/or handjob.
what if ruby faked her death but then you saw her eating your breakfast in your kitchen
>>8155800
>"What? It's just breakfast."
>"Bitch if that's my bacon you're eating you're gonna WISH you were actually dead."
>>8155800
>eat her cookies because she ate my breakfast
.tfw you'll never raise your kids with Neo to be taller than her.
why live.
>>8155800
I would be very disappointed in Ruby!
>>8155926
You live so that you can find a Neo-like woman IRL, and do that stuff with her. That is why.
>>8155800
MATING PRESS
>>8155469
>fic uses Oum in place of God
>>8155944
Oh my GOD, Summer you need to chill
>>8155800
Eat Ruby. Now she'a dead and I got to eat my breakfast. Two birds with one stone and whatnot.
>>8155966
>fic uses Oum in place of God
I see nothing wrong with that
>>8155800
I see a psychiatrist immediately since I'm obviously having some sort of episode if I'm seeing a fictional character IRL.
Post best crackships.
>>8148983
>There is nothing wrong with this, we here in Atlas need to check our privilege and be tolerant of other cultures.
>>8156078
What is a Willow
>>8150973
>septum piercing
>Tatoos
Damn, that's some real degeneracy
>>8155677
I want to taste Neon's rainbow.
>>8156097
Mrs. Schnee's first name.
>>8153141
>that hand
>>8156078
>Qrow/Winter
>Qrow/Glynda
>Jaune/Yang
>Jaune/Blake
>Flynt/Neon
>Ruby/Whitley
>>8154625
Someone posted this earlier. Still trying to come up with a way to fuse the rube face with the screaming chibi pyrrha face.
>>8156103
You don't even know who those people are, do you /pol/-kun?
Your lack of RT knowledge disappoints me.
>>8156164
This crackship always cracks me up
Season one is thinking Blake is the best
Season two- the first half of season three is realizing that Yang has many merits
The second half of season 3 is realizing that they both suck and and Weiss is the best girl by default
Season 4 is discovering that the Rube is perfection personified.
>>8156172
I just come here for RWBY. I'm a RWBY fan, not an RT fan.
>>8156180
What will Volume 5 be?
>>8156188
The guy is Geoff Ramsey. He's one of the founders of RT. The woman is his wife, Griffon. She makes wood sculptures with chainsaw. They're both pretty cool people.
>>8156190
Volume 5 is realizing that this show needs more than two writers
>>8156190
There is nothing more to be revealed. The Rube is perfection. The Rube is all we need. Only through the Rube can true salvation be achieved.
>>8156190
Unadulterated Cinder worship.
>>8156218
We shall send our finest greentexter into RT!
>>8156190
Every character will use "Bones" in a sentence
>>8156190
Arslan comes back with the waifus from the other volumes
>>8156270
That be pretty bones honestly
How do you guts feel about this.
>>8156303
Only Reese and May are with her though. Maybe Ciel.
>>8156352
Fucked up with a word there (should be "your ancestor" instead of "his") but that's what editing is for
>>8156353
A waifu group with the much meme power just might have what it takes to upend the status quo.
So which do you think is the better DnD camaign
Personally I pick Funhaus they're funnier and their characters are more entertaining to follow, Plus I think Frank is a rather boring DM and Griffon just annoys when she plays
How do I win Jaune's heart?
>>8156684
Well, start by being a woman shorter than him with a relatively small bust.
>>8156684
Let him mating press
>>8156705
But how can I get him to do that?
>>8156684
You can start by having a pulse.
>>8156684
Be short, small tiddy, with nice legs and kind of a bitch
>>8156780
White hair helps too.
>>8156799
Don't forget light blue eyes
>>8156799
White hair helps a lot, also having no ass
>>8156684
Be Whitley
>>8156684
Take back Orleans from the English
>>8156684
So as a joke, I went to Jaune's dorm while wearing a white wig and Weiss' uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Weiss!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Weiss."
Pic related. It's me dressed as Weiss.
>>8155677
Lots of practice from whoring herself off for drug money.
What if Neon ask you for a shoulder massage?
>>8156190
The age of Nora
>>8157176
Give up or make him love you
>>8156190
Volume 5 is the return and death of Neo
>>8157200
I would do my best... I've never done one before, but Neon is worth attempting one upon!
>>8157176
Then he'll never love you
>>8156885
Underrated comment
Make an OC.
>>8157200
I'd tell her to get out of my room. RRREEEEE
Rube cult when?
>>8157547
it's a self instert
>>8157634
Soon
>>8157762
>August 25th, 2017
>Roanoke Virginia
>An elite team of FBI Special Agents are investigating a string of murders.
>The M.O: victims are found in public places, with various internal organs (heart, liver, and so on) removed and a gunshot wound to the head.
>Autopsy shows that the extraction of the organs occurred postmortem. Cause of death was the gunshot wound to the head. Powder residue on the head indicates that they were shot at point blank range with a firearm, most likely of .30 caliber. Toxicology reports usage of GHB, Ketamine, and other common date-rape drugs in the victims system. It also shows that the victims were sodomized before their deaths.
>Victims all appear to be Caucasian males, aged 16-33, all with blonde hair and blue eyes.
>Victims were all found wearing black hoodies and blue jeans. They were all dressed like this postmortem.
>Investigators also found a number a small fragments of baked dough littered across the dump sites and on/in the bodies of the victims.
>Analysis shows amounts of chocolate, sugar, and other ingredients often found in cookies.
More?
>>8156505
Funhaus is arguably funnier than anything AH has put out in years
>>8157999
go on
Also nice numbers
Soundtrack when?
>>8158408
dick=muh
>>8158256
Get down from there Dmitry, we're annexing Crimea.
How effective would most of the characters be if they were disarmed? They made a big deal of how Ruby can't fight without Crescent Rose and took several opportunities to show it. But I can't really see her being unique in that regard. The ones who can fight with their hands and their semblance alone seems like the minority.
>>8160247
yang was pretty useless disarmed
all of weiss dust is inside her weapon and are mostly activated by her swinging it around or stabbing it into the ground
blake can keep running away like she normally does even without her weapon
>>8159877
Does May prefer tits or ass?
>>8158256
>A break in the case
>On August 23rd, 2017 analysis of the DNA evidence found on the 25th, 24th, and 23rd victims gets a match
> [NAME REDACTED], a 23 year old Caucasian male domiciled in Roanoke, Virginia. The Suspect's DNA entered the FBI database after being charged for assault and battery (charges, which would eventually be dropped)
>On August 25th, 2017 a joint FBI and Roanoke Police Department raid on the suspect's home ended in tragedy, with the subject resisting arrest, resulting in his death and the injury of one special agent.
>Investigators discovered a large arsenal of firearms, including a Beretta M92FS (9mm parabellum), a Smith and Wesson Model 19 (.357 magnum), an M1 Carbine (.30 carbine), a Mossburg 500 (12 gauge), an Anderson Arms AM14-M4 (.223 Remington), a vz. 58 (7.62 Russian) and a Ruger LCP (.380 ACP); the later of which was on his person during the confrontation with law enforcement. Strangely the rifle the suspect used to attack law enforcement was a heavily modified Mosin-Nagant (7.62x54R) rifle with an unusual bayonet attachment that featured a blade that curved inward, not unlike a sickle or a scythe.
>Search of the suspects has resulted in little progress. No explanation of motive has been found, only large amounts of merchandise related to a cartoon/'anime' and what appears to be a small shrine dedicated to the icon shown in the previous post.
>Suspect's computer shows little sign of interaction with fellow suspects. The only unusual activity that could be found on the suspect's search history was multiple visits to 'Roosterteeth.com' and '4chan.com'. Investigators in Quantico are currently scouring these sites for any further information.
>Suddenly the case becomes more complex.
>[NAME REDACTED]'s DNA did not match with the 1st through 22nd victims. Furthermore medical records show that he was involved in an auto accident that left his legs in a cast, making it physically impossible for him to have committed the 15th-19th
>>8160410
>murders.
>The Bureau is suspecting multiple suspects, but no further leads have been uncovered.
>>8160288
>Yang
>Disarmed
kek.
/r/ing rubeface edit of this
>>8160468
not disarmed enough
>>8154614
If Pyrrha was so strong, why couldn't she win a simple foodfight?
Checkmate JNPRfags
>>8160703
>JNPRfags
>>8154614
>>8161203
rube might be too spicy for roman
>>8161472
Nah Rube is sweet like strawberries
>>8161524
is that why more vore is consuming rube?
>>8161627
probably
>>8160703
>because she's always distracted by the thought of someday getting Jaune's dick
>>8161844
>It's how Cinder beat her
>Because she was distracted by thinking about Jaune's dick, she will now never get it
Truly her Achilles Heel
>>8161932
>she was a tournament champion because she never was distracted by Jaune's dick
>>8161932
And now Cinder will get it and use it to father her many children.
>>8162137
>Right before her fight with penny
>she was with Jaune
>threw her game off
>ends up killing penny because she was thinking about Jaunes dick
>>8162169
Now put Blake's face on the other guy
>>8160326
Booty
>>8162169
You should make the test subject Blake.
>>8162169
>>8162439
She could've just asked Jaune out.
>>8162613
Look at this cute Jaune!
>>8162888
>inb4 Pyrrha
>>8162916
>Implying Pyrrha is even alive
>>8162888
Roman is even cuter
What if Irondaddy needed you ?
>>8163094
Ride or succ?
>>8163094
Where's the threat Fuhrer Irondong?
>>8163136
in his pants
>>8163094
reporting in.
>>8163094
>"I'm very ready, General... and not just in combat."
>>8163181
>"Penny go back to class"
>>8163210
>"No fuck you dad I do what I want"
>>8163210
>>8162932
>Implying Pyrrha ever existed
She was Jaune's semblance all along
>>8163345
So his semblance became sentient and wanted to bang him?
>>8163146
So it is.
>>8163366
It had no feelings or thoughts of its own. It merely reflected Jaune's desire to be loved
What if you woke up in Remnant after death ?
>>8163487
>this sucks
>sure as hell isnt boring
>still goddamn horrible
>>8163487
>"Well shit"
>>8163487
I wanted the world of Pokémon
>>8163487
I wonder what would be Ozpin's reaction if I asked him why he keeps young girl in his basement
>>8163592
>choosing Pokemon over a world were waifus are as common as dirt.
>>8163626
What if Ozpin looked you in the eyes said he had a very good reason he had a very good reason for keeping a young lady in his basement which is more than you can say.
>>8163677
That would be creepy
>>8163677
>"I wanna see the lady."
>"Why is that, Mr. Anon?"
>"Well... there's this movie where I'm from called Kill Bill, and let's just say that my name is Buck and I'm here to fuck."
>>8163656
Waifus are common as dirt everywhere anon
>>8163656
>Waifus
>not common in pokemon
>>8163703
Why is he wearing Summer's cloak
>>8163823
Jaune is actually summer
What if there's a hunter whose semblance is mostly cartoon logic?
>>8163788
I didn't watch Pokemon as a kid.
>>8163933
Shit! Miles, he's on to us!
Does anyone still have that Ciel greentext with a closet and her timing an anon?
Can't find it anywhere. Closest thing was desuarchive link but they were apparently shutdown.
>>8163972
Here ya go amigo.
The last song you listened to is the first song that plays when you plug your waifu/husbando's device into your speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LctJdklHQds
>>8164157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gpGqGHEr_8
>>8164157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMxkSqz_MoA
>>8164157
>Assclowns United - Geert Wilders Anointed by Kek
Apparently Neon desires to make the Netherlands great again and remove Kebab. I love Neon Katt even more now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhkRQUtD_Jo
>>8164024
Close, and thanks for the effort but this isn't it. Ciel is the one doing the timing. saving regardless.
>>8164157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv8LriCtwxE
Neo wants to rebuild Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>>8164157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcR9sYaYrls
How old is Whitley?
>>8165627
15 maybe, nothing confirmed, possibly 16
>>8163487
Would I be a cute girl that Jaune would fall in love with?
>>8165678
Huh. My Jaune Whitley fetish is suddenly less creepy.
>>8165754
Yeah would be nice though if some actual ages were confirmed
Help rwbyg I've ended up at a shisha/sisa/hindusmoking bar
Wat du
>>8165794
Idk never been to one, leave maybe
>>8165725
Is your name:
>Ruby
>Weiss
>Blake
>Yang
>Nora
>Pyrrha
>Ren
>Coco
>Velvet
>Emerald
>Cinder
>Neo
>May
>Glynda
>Penny
>Salem
>Neon
>Raven
>Summer
>Winter
>Amber
>Kali
>Reese
>Arslan
?
>>8165832
Anon, shouldve left out >Pyrrha. ya blew it
>>8165817
Too late, being social with business partners
>>8165865
Everyone has a chance for a la petite jaune mort.
I need a good wireless gaming headset, any suggestions /rwbyg/?
Budget is $100
>>8166082
Is wireless a big thing for you? I don't know of any good wireless off the top of my head, but these HyperXs are absolutely kickass for the price, but they are wired.
https://www.amazon.com/HyperX-Gaming-Headset-KHX-H3CL-WR/dp/B00JJNQG98/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&qid=1489462081&sr=8-4&keywords=Hyperx+Headset
>>8165904
The little yellow death?
>>8166570
>He doesnt know
it's Jaunes sisters
>>8166585
The only OC sisters I recognize are Coeur's desu
>>8166600
Coeur's a giant fucking faggot and you should be ashamed of liking his garbage.
>>8166613
>>8166585
But they're not
They're OCs leeching of a canon character to give a false pretense of legitimacy
>>8166931
nobody gives a shit, not like anything is done with them beyond people choosing who they'd waifu
>>8166959
>I don't like it
>therefore no one gives a shit
>>8167172
pretty much
>>8166959
>Waifuing OCs
>>8167217
welcome to /rwbyg/
>>8167860
confused about many things
specifically why they're in space
>>8167860
>filename
kek
>>8167948
Because what they're feeling is out of this world.
>>8168037
>tfw live in So Cal
>tfw live 1 hour away from San Andreas Fault Line
>tfw feel small little earthquakes some nights
I wanna fucking die
>>8168340
No you don't.
Fascinating
>>8168340
Get in line my dude
>>8168340
Just kill yourself after it happens.
>>8168340
Yeah looks like we got a bit of a shaker this evening. looks about a 3.5er give or take. Made my desk rattle a bit.
RWBYg seems more dead than usual, I'm going to head to bed.
>>8170025
Happens the longer we stay in /trash/ with nothing to talk about
>>8170256
Fucking /co/