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ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's the most fuggable bug? I

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Who's the most fuggable bug?

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>>8131511
Aria, according to chesnaught
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>>8131511
unit one according to dad
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>>8131511
Yammega... don't tell her I said this
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>>8131511
superhero wife
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>>8131511
C
>>8131431
it sounds like a fierce battle, but well pretty good, i closed the cafe, did some cleaning and went home
nothing too exicted compared to what you did, but it was good, now i'm home
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>>8131538
THICC OVIPOSITOR
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>>8131559
HOT MOM BUGS
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>>8131579
MOM DICK
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leaf nanny is for hug
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>>8131521
>>8131530
They got good taste, bros.
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>>8131626
>roll to marry to john
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Finally, I am back in my humble abode.
Unfortunately, the other inhabitant on the penthouse floor is blaring "Catalyst Radio".
Can anyone here tell me who owns that station and how much money it would take to shut them up?
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>>8131511
me of course, look at how pretty i am
>>8131616
well i'm close enough, what about a hug?
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>>8131648
>The move had no effect!
Dude, he's my big bro. That's gross.
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>>8131648
hot
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>>8131511
I only know 1 bug so I guess C?
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>>8131662
I do.
How much money are you willing to spend?
>Looking through necessary things to set up a TV station.
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>>8131552
You already want to get down and dirty with your new girlfriend, nice
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>>8131417
Well I think i need it first. because i have no clue were else to send it!
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>>8131662
You won't be able to. The Aether-Plasma merger company owns Catalyst radio.
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>>8131552
Oh! That's great. Well... we can have another date soon?
>>8131704
Thank you.
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>>8131511
>>8131530
Going with this option as well

>>8131708
>Ear perk
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>>8131742
sure we can, i was hoping for that questing, when you are available?
i have plenty of free time in so you can tell me when you are coming
love you, C
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>>8131708
Ah. Your reputation precedes you. I somehow doubt that you will simply "close shop", as your officer here suggests is the case: >>8131717
Alas.
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>>8131797
>She laughs.
I love you as well. Do take care, alright?
I'll give you a call when I'm in the area.
Have a good night, my love.
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>>8131816
Shame.
And you don't want to get in on the Catalyst+Team Rocket merger? We just need Magma, Aqua, Galactic and Flare now.
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>>8131844
C O L R E S S
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>>8131844
While access to your combined scientific knowledge is an intriguing prospect, your organization is ideologically opposed to my own. As such, a merger would simply expose concealed assets.
Oh, and you're forgetting an organization.
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>>8131824
okay, i'll keep that in mind, good night C
take care as hell, i'll hang up now, good see you in our next date
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>>8131855
COLRESS
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>>8131816
>>8131844
>>8131881
>Ohgodwhat
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Wow I picked a good time to do my first post on this. I don't even remember what I was going to say.
I just want to know if two lovers talking to each other while obvious villains discuss their evil plants at the same time is normal here.
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>>8131904
Yes.
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>>8131881
Skull? Gladion owns Skull thus we at least have some control over it. When Gladion isn't subject to narcolepsy.
Shame. Could have been interesting.
>>8131893
Yes Streambro?
>>8131904
(Sort of? Every day is different.)
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>>8131904
Yeah most of the time.
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>>8131882
Take care. Good night!
>Click.
>Go to find Sylvie or Zorro.
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>>8131919
Colress? What's going on?
>>8131904
(We don't really have a normal. Every day is weird as fuck. )
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>>8131919
Skull does not concern me, their members are easy to deal with. The Orreans, however, have strength and expertise that command respect.
My business partner has been testing out their latest shipment, and finds it satisfactory.
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>>8131954
Just talking with the competition.
>>8131961
...I really need to get into contact with Ein.
Thank you for the reminder. Take care.
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>>8131913
>>8131930
Well at least I now know that being entertained here won't be difficult. Anyway my name's Mayday.
>>8131954
>>8131930
(It wasn't OOC)
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>>8131919
Nothing, sir. Just observing the situation.
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>>8131994
Hello!
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>>8131979
...Yes? I'm trying to pick up the pieces of my organization after being betrayed.
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>>8131979
I see. How goes the radio station? I will admit to not having playing close attention to it.
>>8131994
Glad we can be of amusement.
>>8132019
Well then. That sounds... Frustrating.
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>>8131961
I heard someone was talkin shit.
Like I wouldn't know.
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>>8132019
yo dude
gay science battle
you vs dad
make it happen
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>>8132019
Would you be interested in severing your partnership with MC&D and perusing one with Catalyst instead?
>>8132045
Very well. I'd suggest tuning in. It's very much worth it.
...N would you be interested in a reality TV show?
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>>8132057
>PECK
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>>8132045
It is.
>>8132060
No.
>>8132072
And what reason do I have to join you?
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>>8131994
Heya
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>>8132093
so youre okay with being second best gay scientist
time to change your name to "zwei" dude
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>>8131994
Hello Mayday. What do you do?
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>>8132082
The fuck..
>Punt birb
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>>8132093
...How does being cleared of all your crimes and a fresh new lab in Orre sound?
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>>8132122
>"Sneasel" squawks and flees back to its grunt owner
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>>8132072
And what exactly does that entail? I'm not well versed on television, Colress.
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>>8132113
Why don't you leave me alone?
>>8132135
...
Make it Unova and I'll consider it.
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>>8132045
Pretty good, sir. Popularity's high and that is even without a definitive programming.
Speaking of the programming, we have managed to land a few interesting radio interviews that will air in the following days.
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well, i'm happy that i met C
i hope our next date happens soon
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>>8132113
Eyyy, nice one.
>>8132072
Thanks. I'm going to do the morning zoo DJ thing more, it's working out pretty well.
>>8132188
Speaking of interesting interviews, I still got a favor to call in with ol' Mr. Thorpe.
Should I see if he's up for a jaunt to Virbank?
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>>8132176
nah
having fun pestering you dude
not much else to do on the way to hoenn
the other daves are narcs so
yeah
just gonna bug the shit out of you
dude how the fuck does that piece of hair work
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>>8132146
Something like... "The life of lettuce and fries." A romantic comedy about the king of Team Plasma and his narcoleptic husband.
We could probably just film your normal life.
I'm joking. Would you be interested in some sort of talk show or... Something like a show to talk about pokemon? I'm still working this whole TV thing out so forgive me if plans change.
>>8132176
I can give you a laboratory in Unova. Hell, I can have some people come pick you up.
What do you say?
>>8132237
You're doing fantastic, John. Really enjoying it.
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>>8132176
Breaking faith with my organization would be a poor strategic decision given the ideological bent of the other parties in play. Combine that with the loss of access to my clients and possible punitive measures... well, I would think very carefully. As some of your grunts are fond of saying, "plata o plomo".
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>>8132115
Sorry for taking so long to reply, but I travel with master and fight fights he wants me to, standard domesticated pokemon stuff.
Really the only time I get to go on the internet is when he's sleeping, I don't even think he knows about this website.
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>>8132254
Let's say it's why I have two psychic types. Colress isn't leading me into a trap, is he?
>>8132255
Sure. I'm sure you know where we are in Orre.
>>8132283
And your methods aren't going to work. Consider our partnership over.
Shame. I was going to give you something fun. But I'll have to use it on you if you try anything stupid.
XD-001 would love a field test.
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>>8132113
>zwei
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>>8132255
I'm not sure people would find my daily life that interesting. It's mostly me doing busywork on the tablet while being used as a pillow.
Perhaps? I find the idea of a talk show a bit frightening, but we will see.
>>8132188
Any ideas for who you're going to interview?
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>>8132283
You may think you're in a smart spot.
However.
I disagree.
>>8132315
Fantastic. Say hello to our squad. And hello to the frigate. We'll be there within an hour.
>>8132320
I won't pressure you into it. Maybe something like half talk show half training show with you and Gladion?

Frigate is moving folks. Be careful of the sides.
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>>8132237
>Dave uploaded Thumbsup.jpg
>>8132315
obvs dude
dad is gonna chop off your piece of hair
highlander tier shit man
only one gay scientist with weird hair
honestly dude?
nah
he aint black
>>8132316
oh shit
a dog reference i dont get
bwark bwark
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>>8132237
That's one of two interviews I listed as interesting.

>>8132113
HAH

>>8132255
In case no TV station is secured, a TV program could still be aired in an existing station.

>>8132320
Apart the aforementioned police chief, a former Rocket admin has approached us for a talk show. Proton, I think he was.
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>>8132232
Quite a cute couple you two are
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>tfw dont know what to do with my character
kms senpai
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>>8132411
(I have a billion open for interactions, if you just wanna have yours chat one up.)
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>>8132411
(have one of them join a *sail group?)
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>>8132357
Hell, I bet we could get an interview with the original Alolan Psycho.
>>8132349
You wouldn't know anything about getting rare and unusual Berries to grow, would you? I got a few back in Hoenn, and am trying to coax one to grow. Pretty sure I didn't kill the seedling so far, so that's a start, right?
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>>8132349
Thank you.
>>8132356
Pff. Well you're at least more humorous than Cartier.
Do you want a tour of the lab when you arrive?
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>>8132356
sup me
>>8132466
labs are sick fuck yes
>grab alpha dave
>teleklinks into that lab
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>chewing on bone waiting for the mail to get here
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>>8132408
Oh, thanks, we work so well together
>blushing
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>>8132466
fuck yeah im funny as f-
>>8132477
>grabbed
sup me
which of dads old labs is this
smells like pizza
must be college
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>>8132456
Some need a specific climate to grow in. When we're back in Unova I can see about helping you with them.
You can order climate controlled growing pots online though if you're impatient.
>>8132466
No, thank you. We'll be there shortly. I suppose the Daves will keep you company.
>>8132477
Oh god.
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>>8132495
>flop on zorro
>squeak
What are you waiting for in the mail?
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>>8132506
it was supposed to be eins lab
fuck me i fucked it
fuck
lets try that again
>roll to teleklinks to eins lab please god
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>>8132506
>>8132517
>>8132531
Oh sweet Mew. Please don't touch the equipment.
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>>8132527
>>8132495
Hey cuties
Dinners done
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>>8132559
Oh boy, what are we having?
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This dimension is like totally crazy out the wazzoo
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>>8132531
fuck me?
dave are you asking dude
also
bro
this aint eins new lab
>The rp'er is drinking right now, ignore any obnoxiously stupid shit α dave says pls
>>8132556
almost sounds like you dont want a dave touching your equipment
what are you
straight
>>8132578
what the shit
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>>8132578
....wat
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>>8132456
Ha, that would be one hell of a popularity spike, of the good and bad kinds.

>>8132506
>>8132531
Just how many secret labs are in the area
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>>8132556
sounds like y
>>8132578
>stab
>>8132584
anyway
lets touch some equipment
>>8132596
idk you tell me dad
since you see all
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>>8132578
Calling it now it's Daniel
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>>8132568
Tofu stir fry with rice
You all need to eat your greens
Also, Frankie's passed out again
Im thinking of funny ways to wake him up
Any suggestions?
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>>8132584
>>8132604
Fine you can touch the equipment. Please just be careful.
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>>8132610
Depends on where he passed out at, if its somewhere private then blowjob otherwise i dunno. Dinner sounds tasty though.
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>>8132349
That could work. Silvally vs Anomalesia, I could see that being popular. The show would likely become nothing but "How to Train Your Null", but I don't see a problem wtih that
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>C is training outside of Frankie's house.
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>>8132584
holy cow this worlds me is like, a dude
>>8132604
>stabbed in the shoulder
and there is two of me, though can you like, not do that. it would be totally great
I got like, enough Stabbings from my Father
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>>8132584
>>8132604
Please don't break our new partner's equipment.
>>8132647
Hahaha. Excellent. I'll look into getting us some time on the local station.
>>
Oh I remembered what I was going to ask Is Pokephilia legal in the US, I remember hearing it's an iffy subject.
For the record I'm asking here and not just googling it is because I don't want Master's browser history to be filled with "IS IT LEGAL FOR HUMANS TO FUCK POKEMON".
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>>8132527
>ooof
My plan!

>>8132559
YAY!

>>8132610
>sprints into the kitchen
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>>8132678
Yeah it's legal in Unova, it's legal most everywhere.
>>8132699
...what plan?
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>>8132604
holy shit
dude
rip in piss cosplay-
>>8132671
but y tho
now i cant complete the dave orgy plan
id have to kms for str8ness
>>8132638
>roll to not break equipment with touching
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>>8132604
Estimated about at least one moderately sized secret lab per 250k inhabitants, more in denser places.
I wouldn't be surprised if there's one right under this station, which would be real convenient.

>>8132578
>>8132671
What the actual fuck

>>8132647
I'd watch.
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>>8132678
>Frankie: Wake up with a shuddering gasp
A-as long as it's consensual, a-and like....
>Frankie: Try to regain composure, only partly succeed.
T-talk to your Trainer a-about it! T-The worst he can say is 'no thanks'.
>Frankie: be loud as fucc
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>>8132722
>I wouldn't be surprised if there's one right under this station, which would be real convenient.
>Sips coffee.
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>>8132740
The reason why I was asking is because I'm pretty sure Master has the hots for me, but that could just be me imagining things.
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>>8132719
Please.
Please get here already Colress.
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>>8132756
What makes you believe he has the hots for you?
>>8132722
Glad to hear it. At the very least we'd have a dedicated viewership of one. Hopefully people find watching Gladion sleep to be amusing.
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>>8132719
Ew, lucky for you, I like, don't dig dudes
I just like, totally felt like checking out some of these parallel dimensions that are like, always having jerkwads popping through them all the time
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>>8132719
you on your own senpai
>>8132790
>stab
>abscond
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>sounds of crying
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>>8132779
Because I overheard him doing what I believe to be jerking off and moaning "May", that could however just be THE May, or anyone else named that.
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>>8132719
>>8132773
>Hopefully not important thing: break
welp
thems the br8s
time to scram
>>8132803
what the fuck dude
trust no one
not even yourself
>Abscond in the same general direction
>>8132790
k
welcome to the alpha dimension
the one fucking dimension actually managed and maintained by arceus
btw that means youre the odd one out
dude dave is the og dave and only true dave
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what is wrong with me?
why do i like inazuma, i don't care anymore, you guys already know this, but i guess inazume doesn't know, i think
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>>8132830
Well then. That certainly does contribute to that conclusion. Pokephilia is indeed legal in Unova, but I would wait until you no for certain its you he wants. Perhaps leave subtle hints and see if he pursues them.
>>8132828
Hello? Are you alright?
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>>8132844
cool
so now were lost in the desert
is this where we strip off all our clothes and make out to conserve heat
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>>8132610
uuuum..... You could light his pants on fire!

>>8132707
it is for later! It is gonna be super cool i feel like...
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>>8132828
...Hello?
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>>8132744
Well, guess two very special robots got a more definitive home, the workshop was getting cramped.

>>8132779
I'm pretty sure other people would watch a show about two extremely rare pokemon, sir.

>>8132882
People and 'mon change opinions over time.

>>8132828
Hello?
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>>8132886
i mean
im down but isnt that
idk
the "oh shit its cold af" thing
>>
>>8132884
Eh, personally I don't really have any sexual intrest in him.
Another (but far smaller) reason is that there was stuff in his browser history (someone doesn't know how to delete it) about if pokemon can conceive children with humans, but that's not too far out of the ordinary to want to know that.
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>>8132915
You talk as if I don't try to put a lab everywhere.
...I would have put one in the Fallarbor Town bunker if I had more time to renovate it.
Anyway it's yours to use. Feel free to customize Unit Four.

Coming up on Orre!
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>>8132884
>>8132915
>>8132914
>Startled desertghost noises
...Greetings...

>>8132884
...No... Not really...
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>>8132923
either way lets get this dave makeout sesh started
before the hets find us
oh fuck
its infecting me
dave
save yourself
i love
varguba
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>>8132803
>miss
>lucky for you I only Saved 5 pics of femdave so this wont go on for much longer in this particular thred
>>8132844
Cool, though I like, totally should find another portal back home, the one i took like, totally closed behind me and talking to myself is like, totally weirding me out
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>>8132973
why? did you die?
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>>8132892
>follow Zorro into the dining room
Cmon tell meeee
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>>8132957
Hey
This is Frankies friend Vapey
If you dont feel that way about him then drop hints that humans aren't your cup of tea
Oooh...
If he forces anything then thats definitely illegal
If hes an okay guy he'll take no for an answer
Be right back lol~
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>C goes back to training because I have no clue what to do with her.
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>>8133022
...

No. I... I've already come to terms with that a long time ago...

...I think...

>The Yamask pulls his mask closer to him.
>...There's a long crack running down the middle.
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>>8133023
no! you will say it is stupid like my other ideas!
>>
>>8133010
k
go have fun
i have a me to make out with
>>8132981
oh shit
quick
time to become the knight in shining armor
>α dave pulls β dave in for a dramatic movie style kiss
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>>8133068
Still have't evolved kid?
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>>8133068
sure you did.

did you break your thing?
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>>8133088
...Evolved...?

>>8133102
...
>The Yamask looks down at his mask.
>That crack is indeed still there...
...Yes...
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>>8133131
Gotta fight to evolve.
What happened to your mask?
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>>8132973
That is... unfortunate. Is there anything we can do to help?
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>>8133038
I never said I had none.
In fact I'll probably go for it if he grabs my growth-thing.
Seriously what do you call it, bulb? crown? hat?
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>>8133147
.... what Pokemon are you?
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>>8133131
Well how did THAT happen i wonder....

Whatcha gonna do about it?
>>
>>8133045
>From across the street
Nice moves.
>>
>>8133159
Tsareena, what about it?
Honestly I thought I already said so, I guess I forgot.
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>>8133140
I...

...

...I-I don't remember...
>Scared yamask noises
>As in scared to tears, not spooked

>>8133141
...I...

>>8133141
>>8133165
...

...C-can you fix this...?
>Yamask holds up the cracked mask.

>Please note that I'm not even sure where Yamask actually is in relation to all of these characters.
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>>8132960
Didn't knew you have an interiors renovation hobby, sir. I'm going to guess it is hidden under this pile of spare parts in the workshop.

>>8132973
Tell me more...?
>>8133068
>>8133131
...that's pretty nasty.
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>>8133181
>She looks in the direction of the voice.
Thank you?
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>>8133182
Just attempting to figure out the anatomical piece you speak of. I believe it's called a calyx or a sepal.
>>8133217
Hm... I believe Colress has a way to weld the mask, if you would like to try it. I understand your mask is very important to you.
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>>8133233
It sure is.

Colress to Ein. We're ready to pick you up.
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That was fun... gotta see what the group's up to
>Vapey stumbles out.
Hey everybody
Sylvie you give great advice
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>>8133264
Thank you.
>Him and some grunts get to moving everything aboard.
(If I get distracted and forget to reply feel free to NPC Ein.)
>>
>>8133244
>What seems to be a middle age human male is across the street
I guess you aren't from here? Only saw your kind on TV or the Internet before. Of course, you are with the new neighbors.
>>
>FOUND: one pair of disembodied Tits
>If these belong to you you may Retrieve them at 12 main Street, Pallet Town
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>>8133259
...Would... w-would that give me back my memories...?
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>>8133272
.....
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>>8133321
...... please no. Toss them into the water where they belong. They bring nothing but disaster and heartbreak.
>>8133325
I would presume so. However... Isn't it possible that you broke your mask because you wanted to forget?
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>>8133305
I'm here to train I suppose.
Do you need something from me?
>>
>>8133325
>cuckles stealing another character someone already claimed
y
>>
>>8133378
Nevermind I'm a dipshit. I thought the Black version of Yamask was someone else
>>
>>8133378
(multiple people can play the same pokemon type moron, Its only legendary and mythical pokemon that have a limit on the amount of them)
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>>8133378
>implying making a character using a specific Pokemon = stealing a character
>if there's already a yamask, this is simply a different yamask
>there's already been multiple instances of multiple instances of a species existing at once

>also you misspelled "chuckles" you illiterate fuck

>>8133353
...W-why... why would I...?

>Yamask falls silent, and looks at his mask... apprehension crossing his face.
>...What if that's true...? What if...?
>>
>>8133359
>>8133342
>>8133182
>>8132981
(https://discord.gg/Pnz4h the discord if any of you dudes want in)
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>>8133342
Hey Zorro
I heard you're waiting for a thing
Whats the thing
>>8133359
>dang thats one buff bug
>>
>>8133359
I'm fine, thanks. Just being a good neighbor. Say hello to me to the new guy on the block, I think he's named Frankie?
>>
>>8133497
>Wave.
>>8133501
I'll be sure to. Thank you.
If you need anything else I'll be here.
>She bows a bit and gets back to training.
>Roll to cut down a tree.
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>>8133453
(I think he was making a pun about "Cuck" dude)
A terrible life when you were alive, perhaps? Regardless, this is your decision, and I will try to help no matter your choice.
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>>8133546
I... I want it back...
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>>8133582
>hits mask with hammer
>>
>>8133521
hot bug
>>
>>8133497
a big thing!
>chewing bone
>>
>>8133615
What kind of big thing?
Is it a big thing for climbing on, for camping in, for putting in the new yard to look pretty?
Is it a big metal bowl like in that one fantasy movie so you can make bonfires in it?
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>Cipher crap comes aboard blah blah.
>>8133546
>>8133582
Do you want to come to my lab?
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>>8133582
Alright, I'll tell Colress to-
>>8133667
It seems he beat me to it. Good luck.
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>>8133611
Thank you.

>She takes a breath before trying again to cut a tree in half.
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>>8133667
>Yamask nods, before... well, uh, shadow-porting to Colress.
>Since ghosts can aparrently do that.
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>>8133688
Thank you.
>>8133715
Take a seat on the table, Unit Two will be with you shortly.
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Hey dudes Im in alohaland
I just got up to a full team of six, which owns
Got any tips for getting a Salazzle to listen to me?
In before 'fug the lizard', I listen to the locals when they say dont do the thing
>>
>>8133763
Pretty sure they emit poison, so the first thing you should do is get a gas mask.
>>
>>8133711
>The friendly neighbor is back
You ok, lass?
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>>8133763
Try antidotes. Salazzles have strong pheromones, so she'll be the one controlling you if you aren't careful.
>>
>>8133664
Yes!
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>>8133711
>Something falls out of the tree.
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaAAAHHH
>Russian Goat uses Tackle!
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>>8133842
Fine, just hit the tree wrong.
>>8133871
Quit that.
>Scizor uses Bullet Punch.
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>>8133763
Proving you're a really strong trainer has always worked for me, so I guess go and battle with her!
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>>8133751
>Yamask nods, sitting down on the table and gingerly placing the cracked golden mask beside him.
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>>8133888
>The goat is turned into a red mist.
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>>8133900
>UNIT TWO: WAVE
HELLO I WILL BE DOING YOUR OPERATION.
YOU DO NOT MIND IF I TAKE YOUR MASK, DO YOU?
>UNIT TWO: REACH TOWARDS MASK.
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>>8133936
>Yamask hesitates, a ghostly hand resting on the mask.
...Y-you're gonna give it back once you fix it right...?
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>>8133816
I can probs fit something under my headwrap, thanks.
>>8133864
Uh, I think she tried it? I dunno. Does it work if something else is fucking with your head already?
>>8133894
Already found and took on a tough ass mofukken Toxapex
Whos now number six on the team
We're ready for anything now boi, even poison-resistant Pokemon
Also I found some stuff that I wanna sell off, weird sciency shit
Not part of my job description out here, so fuck the bossman on that
>>
... je m'ennuie à mourir! Temps pour les appels sociaux.
>Roll for who the Honhon calls
>0-2: Calem
>3-4: Grimsley
>5-6: Catalyst Air
>7-8: Frankie
>9: Shiny Dave
>>
>>8133871
Holy Arceus what is that thing

>>8133888
Whoa, lady
>>
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>>8133888
Holy Mew
That was amazing
C you are the best oh my gosh
>>
>>8133985
YES.
>UNIT TWO: GESTURE TO VICE GRIP.
I AM GOING TO PUT IT IN HERE AND THEN PUT SEALANT INSIDE THE CRACK. THAT SHOULD FIX IT.
IS THIS OKAY?
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>>8133989
I would think so. Can you double up on drugs?
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>>8134000
>>8134026
Thank you. It was nothing, really.
>She attempts to cut the somehow more difficult than a goat, tree down again.
>>
>>8133989
Do one of the Leagues! If that doesn't work she'll never like you, plus it's fun!
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>>8134029
>Yamask hesitates again, then nods, gingerly picking up the mask and handing it to Unit 2.

B-be careful...
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>>8133993
>Pick up.
Hello? What is it?
>>
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>>8134071
>UNIT TWO: GET MASK.
>UNIT TWO: APPLY SEALANT.
>UNIT TWO: PUT THAT THING IN THE VICE GRIP.
IT WILL NEED TO SETTLE FOR ABOUT...
>LAST TWO POST NUMBERS IS AMOUNT OF POSTS UNTIL IT'S FINE TO BE TAKEN OUT.
>>
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>>8134045
Uh, I dunno. Drugs ain't the same as a Pokemon I'm supposed to tell my boss I got but ain't gonna because fuck giving this guy away
>>8134070
Bruh, I dunno if I can do League stuff.
I dunno if I got any warrants out or shit
I hope not, that would suck
Maybe we can all go challenge dudes in Po Town
Mostly cause fuck my job digging in old Aether black ops labs SUCKS
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>>8134070
I'd do a league but I'd have to beat every sinnoh gym again and then ACTUALLY go to the league afterwards, I just don't have the motivation to do it
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>>8134073
Nothing, I merely got bored. There've been no challengers recently, it's so dull. How are you, Grimsley?
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>>8134119
Besides dealing with fairy types? I'm fantastic thank you for asking.
Siebold if you become a ghost pokemon what ghost are you going to be?
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>>8134103
>...That's some fast-acting sealant
>Rolling for how effective this is at actually restoring Yamask's memories
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>>8134059
Ugh. This damn tree.
>Roll to break the damn thing like a twig.
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>>8134115
Woah, old Aether labs? That sounds pretty cool.
I don't think the League minds, I've seen Skull guys doing it before!
>>8134117
Dude, just do it! Don't let your dreams be dreams!
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>>8134165
Getting anything?
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>>8134165
>>8134103
>>8134191
...

...I-I don't think it worked... I-I don't remember anything I didn't before...
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>>8134115
If the effects don't overlap then it's possible. What Pokemon would this be...?
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>>8134181
>Cinccino noises
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>>8134205
Just as I thought. Why don't you stay aboard while I look into getting some gold to reseal your mask with?
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>>8134115
>Suspicious squint
You're going to tell WHICH labs you got your grubby hands on
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>>8134181
Yeah, somebody else already hit the Aether lab
Didn't recognize a lot of the shit in there
Couldnt find where the last guy went though
Mightve been a secret sublevel i missed but fuck it
>>8134209
Bruh if I say then my boss will send someone to come get it
MC&D dont fuck around, and i dont wanna end up testing out their creepy toxin project
Well its just C&D now, M got fuckin butchered here in alohaland a month back
rest in piss, the grunts said he was a cannibal
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>>8134181
So you're saying I should... just do it and that nothing is impossible?
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>>8133072
>frowns
i haven't called any of your ideas stupid
>>8133272
So i take it he enjoyed the wakeup call?
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>>8134234
...All right... thank you, sir.
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>>8134147
Hmm... It is unfortunate Frillish evolve into those garish blimps... I suppose I would just remain a first stage forever, how tragic.
Is your answer going to be a Sableye, mon cher?
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>>8134249
That sounds spooky, are you sure he didn't die to some scary Aether experiment?
>>8134253
Yes! Beat Sinnoh, and maybe you'll be good enough to challenge me!
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>>8134264
Enough to return the favor
So I think he did
Hes ordering something online i think, also looking for side jobs and stuff
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(man i dont know what to do with my characters)
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>>8134264
I know you think it.... Even if you do not say it!

>>8134330
.....
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>>8134290
Frillish are nice. Really I like Sableye but I don't feel like I really fit the gem eating gremlin aesthetic. You know?
Siebold what do you do when you feel depressed?
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>>8134353
(same here famoli.)
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>>8134353
(Happens to all of us I suggest to keep on going, join up with a group or something that keeps stuff interesting, at least for me lol.)
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>>8134249
You... Work for a cannibal. And I thought working for a xenophile was strange. Are you sure you should keep working there?
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>>8134325
>good enough to challenge you
Eh... I'm good I just don't wanna challenge other champions myself, it's kinda weird to me, unless you're talking a friendly battle I'm all for it
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>>8134330
Sounds fun
>>8134356
I'm hurt you would think that of me zorro. I'm going to bed.
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>>8134280
No issue. Make yourself at home.
>Online shopping time.
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>>8134353
(That happens to me a lot, hence I have a billion characters. I'll give you the same offer I gave the other guy - I have several characters open for interactions, so one of them can interact with one of your characters if you want.)
Oui, I get what you're saying. What do I when I'm depressed... I throw myself into my work. The art of cooking leaves no time for wallowing about, lest I destroy my dish.
... or I f find someone to bring to bed. It depends on the time of day.
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>>8134353
(make an eeveelution and join the house of frankie it should stave off the boredom for a few days while you think of something for your main characters)
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>>8134442
(Fuck. The IC text is meant for >>8134370, plz ignore that part.)
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>>8134247
Its under the place where Trainers dont get to fuck with the Pokemon
I forget what its called but its a bunch of little islands all linked together
>>8134325
Hell yeah its spooky, I grabbed just enough to keep my boss from fucking me over and bailed.
For all I know some other guy did die to some Aether experiment in there.
>>8134380
Worked for, past tense.
Philippe Marshall is dead as fuck and I'm glad he is.
Never found out if the cannibal rumors were true, but the guy made money serving Pokemon to rich shits so it wouldnt surprise me.

( Whoever was doing the Poke Pelago secret lab thing, would you mind if we take up where you left off? )
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found gladi
>>8134420
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>>8134464
(Why do you always insist on calling him out? Sure, it fucking sucks, I'll miss him if he leaves, but it's really none of our business what he says in other threads and you really aren't fucking helping. Knock it off. )
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>>8134373
>>8134378
>>8134442
>>8134451
(im in a group and i still dont really know what to do with my character)
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>>8134492
(shit senpai I dont know what to tell you then) maybe talk to skitts or jirachi in a DM and figure something out?)
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>>8134442
Yeah. Maybe I'll go head out to the Battle Tree.
If you want to do doubles with me feel free to come.
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>>8134492
(well shit uh which one is it? could hop in ic and give you somethin to do if im in it too.)
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>>8134492
( If they in a group thats not fishsail then just have them stumble in and ask whats up )
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So guys, Mayday here and I found "pictures of interest" of me on a folder that wasn't even well hidden.
I'm at least 90% sure this confirms my theory about this whole thing.
Seeing how you all know a lot more about this than I do, should I ask him about this tomorrow or try to forget about the folder?
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>>8134325
>Cinnie nuzzles Sun. Floofy floofer wants pets.
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>>8134500
(i'm not in the discord sorry)
>>8134513
>>8134514
(i'll figure something out sorry i feel like i'm being annoying now)
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>>8134181
And I thought the Kanto league was the peak of sheer incompetence.

>>8134457
A place without trainers... Poke Pelago?
I'm going to personally make you regret that if I ever see you face too face, that place was a goddamned gold mine!
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>>8134457
(I was going to do more with it after a few days but go ahead. Just avoid the elevator I guess?)
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>>8134534
(nahhh nah its cool dude.)
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>>8134534
(Nah dude, you're fine. We don't mind trying to talk about things and figure things out, it's better than people just leaving. Did you want in the Discord? A link was given out earlier, but I'm not sure if you were here in time for that. )
>>8134518
>Scratch the Cincinno's ears
>>8134540
I mean... We aren't that bad, I think Alola just likes giving people second chances!
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>>8134517
I say ask him about it
If you dont like him that way you need to let him know now so he doesn't misunderstand stuff later
If hes looking for romantic hints he might read too much into things you dont mean romantically
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Hey Two Island guy here again. The Tentacruel I chilled with last night ended up trying to follow me home so I balled it.
Guy helps a lot with fishing.
How is everyone tonight?
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>>8134565
>Cinnie be a happy 'cinno.
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>>8134540
All I took was the files labelled as test results
I could fuckin copy that shit, sell it twice because fuck my boss and his "do ho ho we gonna have a hybrid market" shit
I left a lot of shit down there cause I didnt know what it was so chill the fuck out
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>>8134565
Second chances by destroying valuable research data?
Utter godsdamned insanity

>>8134534
(You're welcome any time to pick up your characters again, hopefully soon. You were not annoying, imho)
(Also you can always ask for the Discord link)
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>>8134582
I feel like just leaving the folder minimized would be a good way to get the message across.
I mean he knows I use his computer, but the real question is why he didn't hide it better.
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>>8134512
Alas, I'm in Kalos. The entire country would burn down without my cooking. Well... If you are about to be busy I can leave you be.
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>>8134722
If we can get a 50 win streak I'll let you have you have one favor. Whatever you want.
Within reason.
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>>8134773
Hmmm.... I'm not sure what I would even use that favor on. Let me see if I can find someone to run the restaurant while I'm away.
>Last two numbers are equal to how many posts it takes Siebold to get to Alola
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>>8134586
Cool, grats on the new friend dude. Just make sure he isn't accidentally poisoning you with said fish, it happens occasionally. Just wash them real well and it oughta be fine.
As for how I am, today was a slower day at the center, thank god, so everything's pretty good right now.
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>>8134800
That was fast.
Hm... What two pokemon are you going to use?
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>>8134606
I don't think mere text can convey how goddamn angry I am right now.
It better be just easily copied data and not even a single spec of dust misplaced or I will prove to you that I can be worse than your employers.
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>>8134712
He was probably hoping you'd find it
If you're not on board with the concept then you need to tell him
Leave a text file saying "im not judging you for being into this but I dont see you as that kind of partner"
Thats what I'd do
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>>8134823
Thank you I'll be sure to be careful.
Anything interesting happen?
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>>8134844
Fuck man chill out
I believe you man, grunt rumors here are that the Alolan Psycho's on somebodys payroll now
It aint Cipher and it aint us, so that kinda leaves only one major game in town
So, uh... wanna buy copies of this science shit?
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>>8134839
I think I will use... Starmie and Gyarados, oui? And you will be using..?
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>>8134868
That depends on your definition of interesting, but a kid stuck a berry in one of the pcs trays because he 'thought the gnomes were hungry' or something like that.
I really don't understand how they come up with that kinda shit, but at least razz-gore isn't too hard to clean up.
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>>8134914
Pff. That's pretty damn funny actually.
Is that something you normally deal with?
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>>8134914
Unovanon here. That's pretty special, bet his friends told him about 'the gnomes' as a joke. I used to do shit like that as a shitty kid.
Have the psycho poacher guys either found their victim or fucked off yet?
Also, you got any other tech support nightmare stories?
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>>8134901
>Cross-internet squinting at
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>>8134902
Absol and... Drapion.
Let's go then.
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>>8134932
>PECK
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>>8134901
You're a quite perceptive grunt, I'll give you that.
Let's see the price on the data, considering the above statement.
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>>8134927
Yeah, it was a little funny, but then I had to clean it.
More or less, yeah, kids stick all kinda things in there.

>>8134929
Yeah, probably. The herds have been thinning a little, but there's still a ton hanging about the place, so I don't really know what's going on.
Well, my memory ain't the best but on my first day in, the pcs were all just completely buggered up, took me like, eight hours to unfuck everything. Later I found out the previous techie had put Norton on everything.
Which is probably why he got fired.
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>>8134978
>Norton
>Panicked beeping
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>Be Orreguy.
>Digging in the desert.
>Giant airship thing flies by.
>Literally what the fuck
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>>8134932
Bro chill the fuck out, you're part of the major game, seeing as how N and Gladion got hitched. Plasma and Aether's not-crazy remnants plus you guys.
>>8134971
Fuckin, like, three months' pay at the shit-ass rate Cartier pays at before big-job commissions get counted?
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>>8135020
Excuse me. My name is Colress.
How much is your boss paying you?
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>>8135030
... Now I want to know. I got paid 35 Unovan P an hour working at Plasma-Aether, a recent raise has bumped that up to 135. Is your job any better?
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>a zeppelin with the McGhetsis Logo Is Currently Can be Seen hovering over Kanto
>Like Seriously this thing is at least the Size of an Aircraft Carrier
>and on the Radio/TV Ghetsis can be Seen Explaining that it is just a Test flight of his new mobile Restaurant which will be going into service in the coming months
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>>8135020
>Squinting intensifies
Tonight.
You.
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>>8134971
(hey sb gladi here im probably gonna be dropping necrozma so feel free to fix him and make him part of your team or whatever since hes at the radio station)
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>>8135030
Let's see...
Two hundred a week Orrean base, divide by one point three something or so to convert to Unovan standard...?
>>8135063
What!? You're kidding! Are you an Admin or some shit?
You gotta be fucking me. You get paid in two weeks what my bonus for collecting corpses from an assassin who coulda just killed me for the cash was!
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>>8135063
Me too.
>>8135123
That's... Really bad. What's your name?
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>>8135073
>Talonflame used Flame Charge!
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>>8135123
I'm just a workaholic baseline employee who got lucky - I work 16 hours a day and get paid at the end of the day. Want to retry that math?
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>>8135141
>good thing this is a modern Zeppelin Made out of Nonflammable and Sturdy materials and Gas otherwise it would be in trouble
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>>8135123
That's... an acceptable price.
But I think my superior here >>8135134
has a plan.

>>8135099
(Got it. Never actually considered it as broken, no major changes are going to happen to it apart capture I guess, in case you decide to pick it up again)
(Sad to see this happen, though)
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>>8135099
>>8135184
(Guess I'll just remove Necrozma from the Pastebin for now? Or put an NPC/ hiatus note, it's whatever. Thanks for telling us instead of just like... Having him just never show up again. )
>>8134958
To the Battle Tree!
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>>8135134
Name's Ollie. I got no clue if the bossman is gonna see this, so if I disappear then it's cause he found me and fuckin dragged me off
At least Marshalls dead so I cant end up in that fuckers meat locker
>>8135150
Okay, you get paid in an hour and a half more than I make in a week for being on call and on guard duty ten hours a day.
Your weekly's equal to my "meet the assassin and hope boss isn't burning us both my blowing us up" money
>>8135079
Buddy I got no beef with you, my boss may look down his nose at you guys but I don't piss on other grunts
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>>8135221
Yeah naw I'm just fuckin with ya.
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>>8135221
Ollie, listen. Do you want something less dangerous? I can pay you a flat $200 in Unovan money if you join Team Plasma.
Guaranteed safety. We can even discuss the matters of somewhere to live if you're afraid of your boss getting to you.
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>>8135253
>Yamask watches this, interested.
>Something needles at the back of his head...

>...a memory, maybe...?

>...His trying to chase it only makes it disappear back into the fog...
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>>8135221
>>8135253
Did I say a flat $200? I meant $200 an hour.
Apologies. I'm multitasking.
>>8135276
Sorry if I'm taking a while. Getting gold shipped out here is a bit of a pain.
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>>8135288
>UNIT ONE: POKE POKE
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>>8135288
...It's all right. Thanks anyways.
>Weak smile.

>>8135305
>Yamask: Examine robug
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>>8135248
Nice. You wanna meet up for malasadas or something? I think I'm about to get a fat fuckin' raise and a new job.
>>8135253
>>8135288
I got an idea. Front me the first month's worth, and I can feed you info from inside MC&D. The bosses trust me right now, so I can get hold of all sorts of shit.
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>>8135305
Hello Unit One. Could you go to Pyrite Sams's Gold Shop in Driftveil City and grab the gold I got?
>Kiss robug.
>>8135314
We should have it soon.
>>8135325
I'll pay you the wages in increments when you deliver info. Apologies, I'm not Grimsley. I can't afford to throw my dice without thinking first.
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>>8135400
>dubs
grunt ded
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>>8135314
>ANALYZING: ....
>SPECIES IDENTIFICATION: YAMASK
>>8135400
>UNIT ONE: FACE BOOP
>UNIT ONE: RETRIEVE THE GOLD
>ESTIMATED MISSION TIME: TEN MINUTES
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>>8135400
>dem dubs, checked
Deal. This may be the weird jellyfish stings talking but I get the feeling Cartier's on a sinking ship and Darke, well, I don't know where he's dug in but I doubt he'll see natural daylight again.
So, what do you want to know to start off... boss?
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>>8135450
>Jellyfish
....care to describe it?
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Thank you Unit One.
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Interesting. What are the current plans?
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