>>8098174
So um... This is awkward.
I wrote the best feast events ever... and, yeah.
If you see a red X next to you, you won't appear in the next slide. Try not to focus on this slide for too long.
THE FEAST
>>8098230
You serious?
That rider looks like a chick.
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>8098232
DAY FOUR
>>8098232
Oh jeeze, what happened? Did the code bork itself?
>>8098232
O-oh.. Alright..
>>8098232
You know exactly how to hurt an old man's feelings, host.
>>8098227
I suppose I could. Though is has been a while since I been in that position.
>Laying down, she folds her arms over her chest and closes her eye.
Would something like this be good?
I want to lovingly impregnate Junko
>>8098279
You can run, you can hide, you can filter us, but our shitty HG sim will find a way into your life whether you like it or not.
>>8098243
I can assure you, my friend! Both the wolf and his rider are male! But I don't understand how you came to that conclusion about his gender.
After all, he lacks a head! That makes it even harder to confuse him with a woman!
>>8098212
Do you really think that someone like me can conquer a country, really?
Also, the plan was doomed from the start... since I forgot she's already dead.
>>8098232
And I am out due to being excused of filler. Fantastic.
>>8098275
Bingo. It would look good... if my plan didn't fall flat on it's face.
>>8098279
Holy shit. Now I GOTTA know what happened.
>>8098279
I don't get it, what's going on here?
>>8098306
>Excused?
>It's fucking accused.
>>8098318
Eh, it's nothing.
>>8098306
How is that even possible to forget about? I mean it should be obvious that people die if they're killed, but that doesn't mean you should kill someone if they're already dead!
Ah, whatever! I'm more annoyed by your first question! Why do you doubt your abilities when it comes to something as trivial as conquering a country?
>>8098306
While I question as to what your plan was exactly, I do still feel bad that you couldn't go through with it. Uh miss? May I ask you something?
>>8098318
I've taken the liberty into condensing many slides of peace into one easy to read peace free slide containing the final showdown between the remaining three tributes.
NIGHT SIX AND DAY SEVEN
IT ALL ENDS THIS SLIDE
>>8098318
Don't worry, I'm not the kind of person who would hold grudges! But I hope you won't mind receiving some explosives for your birthday!
Aha! Of course, I'm just kidding! I wouldn't do such thing! Ahahahaha...
>>8098366
Oh god this worries me. I want to see this ending so bad now.
Partially so I can go black out.
>>8098366
...
>>8098350
Well jeez, I didn't know they were already dead! And also, I can't conquer a country because at the end of the day, i'm just an ordinary girl with nanomachines inside of her!
>>8098356
Sure, got nothing better to do.
>>8098366
Congratulations to him. Thank you for having us.
>>8098366
Congratulations to the winner and thanks for hosting.
>>8098366
I knew in my heart from the very moment I laid eyes on this powerful and majestic creature that it would be the new champion of my arena. It was due to his questionable appearances in the homes of others in place of them that allowed him to get the drop on his opponents, his survival of many long hours of arduous torture, and the unforgettable ferocious battles between him and those who would oppose his desire to achieve greatness that allowed him to get here.
CONGRATULATIONS DESTROYER OF ANIME, KEEPER OF PEACE, WOMEN STEALER SONICHU!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChdpflTAvok
>>8098447
Placements, and thanks for hosting yuno.
happy trails...
>>8098366
Bullseye.
>>8098459
Happy trails.
>>8098428
I must say that this is embarrassing but it appears I can't move. Would it be too much to ask for your assistance, Ms. Stingray?
>>8098447
C-congratulations..?
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8098428
And I'm an old man with a back that feels quite sore, yet I still think that I could conquer a country before in around a day!
You should have ambitions, little girl with nanomachines inside her! Of course, first you have to become an evil mastermind to have ambitions like I do, but that's also an easy task.
>>8098447
Aha! Thank you for hosting! Even if my demise was as uninteresting as it could get, the game was still enjoyable!
>tfw worst time of the day
>>8098447
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8098459
I suppose I should thank you.
JUST START A FUCKING GAME ALREADY INSTEAD OF BEING RETARDED FUCKING C.UCKS
HOLY SHIT THIS IS TAKING LONGER THAN IT SHOULD
HURRY THE FUCK UP GOD DAMN
>>8098485
Uh... sure? This is totally not awkward at all.
>She scratches the back of her head, examining the position the zombie girl is in.
So, do I just push you up on your feet? Because that is what I am planning on doing.
>>8098514
("Curse my genes...")
Old man, i'm at least twenty-nine years old. So I ain't that little. Furthermore, I see that what you think is easy may not be so easy for me.
Because unlike you... I don't have some powers or smarts, to be some mastermind.
>>8098459
Thank you for allowing me to take part in your game, Host-san.
If there is no one else able to, I shall e your host for this evening. At least 24 entrants will be needed for this game.
>>8098562
Calm yourself, sir. I was just setting it all up.
>>8098601
Avenger
>>8098601
Bell Cranel
>>8098601
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>8098601
Jill Stingray
>>8098601
Project Pluto
>>8098601
Plague Knight
>>8098601
Tsukinose Vignette April
>>8098601
Rubick
>>8098601
Professor James Moriarty
>>8098570
I realize how odd this must be for you but I do appreciate you helping me. Try what you want to. I'm not entirely sure what to do either.
>>8098601
Lum!
>>8098601
Leo
>>8098601
Len
>>8098637
>kissu
>>8098620
Are you the one who asked me what ava to play?
>>8098601
Eggman-kun
>>8098601
The Daedric Lord of Rape Molag Bal
>>8098601
Kaito
>>8098601
Saren Arterius
>>8098601
Wei Jingsheng
>>8098633
Alright, alright. I got this.
>She gets behind the zombie girl, squatting down to the ground. Jill than puts her hands onto the girl's back, trying to get her onto her feet.
>>8098656
>No clue what you're on about mate.
Why is Lum so yum?
>>8098570
You don't possess anything that could help you with becoming a mastermind? Blasphemy!
>The old man pulls out a comically thick book from his jacket
You only need this book to become an evil mastermind! "Becoming an Evil Mastermind for Dummies", written by none other than Professor James Moriarty!
>>8098695
I can't explain it. Every time I see her around I feel happy.
>>8098601
Shigure
>>8098651
I'm getting super tired of people who totally aren't my husband putting their lips on me.
>>8098693
Oh, a few days some anon asked me for a suggestion of what ava to play, and I said "Anyone from va-11 hall-a". The timing fits.
>>8098718
But that Jill's been here for months you tard.
>>8098601
Lancelot
>>8098718
I think whoever that was is playing an android from the game, since I recall seeing one.
>>8098601
Serval
>>8098707
O-ohkay. That's a totally fair request and I'll respect it until I forget about it next time.
>>8098601
Artoria Pendragon
>>8098601
Tiny snek
>>8098765
The pink one?
That's someone else who has been around for a few month.
>>8098756
O-oh, how come I never see her?
>>8098693
>Surely, the zombie begins to rise up thanks the girl's efforts. Soon enough, she was right back onto her feet.
I cannot thank you enough for this. I could just give you a hug. O-oh. May I request one more thing from you?
>>8098696
("Greeeat...")
>Without even caring, Jill takes the thick book out of the old man's hand. She checks the cover of the book some more, before opening it entirely.
Huh... well, i'll give this a read when I get home... or, whenever i'm bored.
>>8098718
>Ahhh. Well, i've been Jill for more than a couple of days. I just use her sparingly.
>>8098601
Lana
>>8098779
I forget.
>>8098601
Sally
>>8098601
Reigen Arataka
>>8098795
The one in the previous pic
>>8098781
Oh alright, I was just wondering.
>tfw have to hidepost some spoilers
Jill is great though.
>>8098780
Sure, sure. I'll hear it out... I mean, that is what i'm good at, apparently.
>>8098781
Perfect! Fuhuhu~ It fills me with such joy, that I was able to convince another person to walk down on the path of evil!
It seems like I'm not rusty at all!
But make sure you carefully study everything that's in that book, because next week we're going to have a test!
I must ask if you are all ready to go.
>>8098769
Oh, well thats super mature of you! Thank you for respecting my request to acknowledge my personal boundaries and... HEY! What do you mean *until you forget*? You're not supposed to just forget things people say when its convenient for you, you knoooow!
>>8098718
im still playing it desu
>>8098830
>>8098811
Please?
>>8098830
Swap please.
>>8098811
>>8098830
Of course! I'm done with my warm-up exercise, so I'm more than ready to play around in the name of evil!
>>8098836
I'm on the last day, but I don't find the time to finish it... and when I finish it, the game will be over and that's sad... but then again I can start a new game after and see what happens when I get everyone drunk. Maybe tonight.
>>8098837
Thank you very much. I could have sworn I made it in on time, but oh well.
I, Reigen Arataka, will accept this challenge.
>>8098840
And to a lesser extent, thank you. Be faster next time.
>>8098835
It's not anything I'm doing on purpose. It boils down to: I see you, I want to kiss you. For what it's worth, I'm sorry.
>>8098817
I wish you didn't sound so negative. You are a great help, miss. It appears my arms are still locked up. I'm sorry but could you help me with those as well.
>>8098837
But of course.
There is nothing else to do in regards to changes. I will begin this when I can.
>>8098816
M-Maybe? I don't remember.
>>8098857
>He just has a blank stare on his face.
>>8098872
Oh well. Gotta go!
>>8098830
Please stay careful out there. Don't forget to write.
>>8098816
>She's chill. And that's all she needs to be.
>>8098823
The hell!? Look here old man, I know we just met and all... but this isn't school you know. This is some weird death arena.
But fine, i'll do the dang test and look over this book. If it'll make you happy... old man.
>>8098830
Jet, set, and ready to go.
>>8098860
Not a problem. And uh, Sienna. It's just how I am, but trust me, it wasn't in a negative light.
>She takes her hands off of the girl's back, now getting in front of her and putting her arms onto their respective sides.
>>8098898
I'll help someone with this later on I hope..
>>8098898
This is it man
This will the game I win
>>8098898
I hate saying that one of the deaths didn't bother me as much as the other two.
>>8098898
Oh, it's already beginning! That means it's time for me to make my villainous exit! Aha!
>The old man runs away, but after a minute he stops
O-Ouch! My hips! I-I mean nothing! I'm fine!
>Instead of running, he just slowly walks away
>>8098950
Keh...this is pointless. Truce?
>>8098950
Soon the threshold of life into death will be travelled
>>8098950
>Ge stays standing for a moment.
M-maybe next time..
>He falls face first into the dirt.
>>8098906
Of course that's what makes me happy! And don't you think that an Arena filled with chaos and calamity is the perfect place for the birth of a new evil mastermind?
>>8098950
Ah, you must be so glad that you are going back home!
>>8098938
Oh...
I'm sorry to say this miss but you lost.
>>8098950
As a professor of mathematics I already knew that there is nothing that a student wouldn't do to avoid taking a test! Aha, you get an A+ for that!
Evil acts like this should be praised!
>>8098858
As a grown-up you should have some more control over your rationality than that.
>>8099001
Hee! Cut that out! You're doing my job for me!
>>8099001
Dude
>>8098898
Nah... get your own bag. Not like this one is better than the other.
>>8098950
For someone that is a 'mastermind' he didn't see that one coming. Not by a long shot... don't want to take that damn test though.
>>8098982
When I think about it... doesn't sound too far-fetched really. People here can get really creative when they need to kill someone.
>>8098950
>Rubick looks up at the sky, then casually tosses the tomahawk up in the air out of boredom. It lands in the space between his middle toe and ring toe.
How lucky.
>>8099001
>Rubick's stomach growls as he shifts through the rations.
I shall have the largest portion, as I am the most hungry.
>>8099012
Whoa, hold on. Is love a rational thing? Is it rational to want to forsake all things for just one chance at tenderness with someone special?
>>8099001
It is wonderful to see that loyalty is valued in these times. It's a shame about what happened with those two though.
>>8098906
Is that so? I must say I never met someone who spoke like you then.
>The arms, now free from their last position, shot straight out from her. The whole thing makes her look like a typical zombie.
But your actions do speak louder than any words can. Thank you again.
>>8099053
I ADMIRE YOUR DEDICATION! SORRY FOR YELLING, BUT YOU'RE MAKING QUITE THE RACKET!
>>8099053
I would never had a hand in those. Precisely for this reason.
>>8099033
See? You're already thinking just like a criminal should! Now there's one thing that I must ask from you!
Could you tell me your name? It would be too troublesome to call my first pupil a "twenty-nine years old girl with nanomachines inside of her"!
>>8099062
Ain't a problem Sienna. I do what I can as all.
>>8099103
Now, why did I do that?
Keh...
>>8099103
IT'S A SURPRISE HE DIDN'T HEAR US COMING! EVEN STILL, YOU'VE DONE GOOD IN STICKING BY YOUR WORD!
WHAT? DID SOMEBODY SAY SOMETHING?
>>8099103
For being in a warzone, this one is pretty tame. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
>>8099113
Just call me Jill. Jill Stingray, if you have to know my full name. And as for an evil pupil, I still think you're getting your hopes up for nothing.
>>8099136
>Shigure
>his
>>8099136
I don't think there's been more than three casualties since the first day.
>>8099136
HE'S NOT GOING TO HAVE A VERY MERRY EASTER!
Oh...I think I'm being too loud...sorry, I can't really hear all that well right now.
>>8099114
Don't be so modest, miss. I really do appreciate you for doing this for me. I don't know who else would at this hour. I would like to invite you for a drink sometime.
>>8099168
Oh! I'm sorry! It was quite difficult to tell from that image.
>>8099169
I always did like Pluto. I thought of it as the underdog of planets with it's size.
Yuno is the nicest person on hg.
>>8099165
There's nothing to fear, Jill! Under the guidance of the great Moriarty, there's no way you could fail! That's something that I can promise!
Now about the test...I was thinking about making you conquer one country! Yes, that should be enough for a beginner.
>>8099211
Alright, now that you've killed me the best thing you can do is to live up to your word and follow me to death.
>>8099227
Who's the meanest?
>>8099211
I apologize if this seems quite slow. I did put it on the right setting.
>>8099246
You are, anon.
>>8099267
>>8099204
And I wouldn't mind taking you up on your offer, when that the comes.
>>8099232
If I can barely fight off the people here and the occasional killer android, why do you still think I can conquer a god damn country!?
>>8099248
Even the feast is much less violent than usual.
>>8099289
Not yet! You can't be so hasty when it comes to plotting and carrying out evil deeds! But after you read the book, I'm sure you'll be able to do it!
It's just like golf. It's not that hard after you get the hang of it!
>>8099292
With the way this match has been going, this peace was inevitable.
>>8099289
Oh, what the heck? I don't see why we couldn't do it now. Now Ms. Stingray, do you take your tea with sugar or can I leave that out?
>>8099338
Mr. Arataka is real good at strategically evading any problems.
Don't mean to ask you guys these kind of things but what is the best way for me to start the whole role-roleplaying thing?
Almost got enough pictures
>>8099336
But I am betting my life on this! And I know well enough that you don't bet your life on golf.
>>8099345
Oh, tea. Uh, I ain't much of a tea person... soooooo... add a little sugar in it.
>>8099407
>Usually you just roleplay to the sides really. And maybe when you have an event with someone, they'll probably talk to you.
>nuts on poster above
>>8099043
That's not what I meant. I mean not putting your lips all over every pretty girl you see is rational. Isn't it?
>>8099375
I suppose now would be the best time to take action. Good luck to both of you.
>>8099407
>Replying to the games would be as good as a start as any other. You can also just make a greeting post and people may talk to you.
>>8099407
Stop asking about it constantly. Just assume the role of your character.
Try to envision their voice in your head
>>8099407
You put on your wizard hat and cast a lvl 69 fireball
>>8099407
>If you mean how to start RPing in a thread, you could always just enter a game and start RPing to the slides and see what develops from there. You can also just outright make a greeting post if a game ain't happening. Some people frown on those, but if you make the post interesting enough it shouldn't be a problem.
>>8099441
To be honest with you all, I really did want her to win. It seems like it's been a long time since then.
>>8099432
If my word means anything still, it's important for me to tell you that you're the only woman I have desires for.
>>8099464
But I cannot deny that you won convincingly, Mr. Arataka. Well done!
>>8099431
Welp, I know what i'm doing when I get back home.
>>8099477
Eh, a win is a win. Thanks for hosting Sienna.
>>8099477
A good show to all those involved.
>>8099477
Well. Thank you for the game.
How many is that now?
>>8099477
Congratulations Reigen!
Thank you very much for hosting Squigly! Even if you do hope for my death sometimes..
>>8099490
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8099477
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8099490
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8099490
Thank you for your time
>>8099490
Congratulations to the winner and thanks for hosting.
>>8099429
Oh? It sounds like you were expecting something else. Do you mean alcohol? I suppose I can drink that. A little embarrassing though. I never had a drop of it.
>>8099487
>>8099500
>>8099511
>>8099513
>>8099520
>>8099528
>>8099539
It was a pleasure being your host. Please continue to enjoy your night.
>>8099500
From me and the other girls specifically, I believe this will be your sixth win.
>>8099429
Yes, and that's why I'm teaching you how to be a villain, instead of how to play golf! Isn't it exciting to know that your life is on the line?
Just think about it! It's a dangerous task to commit a crime, but if your plan fails it's going to be even more exciting! Aha! There isn't a thing that could match the excitement of being evil in this world! Except maybe math...that's also a really thrilling subject.
>>8099548
I'm satisfied with that number.
>>8099558
I am glad to hear, sir. I hope to satisfy everyone with a victory someday.
>>8099548
Uh... I think we could do that later. Drinking tea wouldn't be that bad, and I would be doing something new.
>>8099557
Look, I won't deny that putting myself at risk would be thrilling as all hell. But, I really, REALLY, don't want to go out of my way to do that... well, not unless I have to.
But the point is, risking my life is something I have enough for. Also, screw math... I hate it, so much.
*puts on my robe and shitposting hat*
>>8099687
While you were shitposting, I studied the blade.
>slices u
>>8099643
>I have enough of.
>>8099687
>kissu
It was a pleasure to be here once again in this time. I bid everyone here adieu.
>>8099643
You're very thoughtful, Ms Stingray! We need to have both of these sometime soon. But not right now. I unfortunately underestimated just how tired I am. Until next time, miss.
>>8099705
Same here... i'm beat. Still though, it's nice to talk to you again. So, see ya Sienna.
>>8099705
>good night
Dead hour lurkers, pop up
>>8099732
>>8099732
Hey.
>>8099732
>>8099699
*pulls out my own blade*
You're not the only who who studied the blade, but I bet you didn't study jutsus like I did
*throws up some autistic gangsigns*
*teleports behind you*
*hits you with that fireball jutsu*
>>8099704
L-Lewd anon...
>>8099732
Ohio go say masu
>>8099732
yabba my icing
If I get a 3 someone has to host .
>>8099767
Reroll
r e a l n i g g e r h o u r s
>>8099732
Yes?
>>8099781
Sorry, but I have an exam in 10 minutes, otherwise I would
>>8099781
>Because I'm trying to get this damned code usable by this weekend.
>>8099781
I'd RP but I'm working on a code
>>8099732
>>8099781
I ain't got much to say.
>>8099794
Good luck on your exam! It helps if you're relaxed too, so try to relax?
>>8099732
>>8099732
>>8099812
Never said I wasn't relaxed, exam will be easy
>>8099732
>>8099828
Oh, well in that case, you should figure out what to make yourself to eat afterwards.
>>8099781
>why don't you rpee
>replys to me rpeeing
>>8099859
I was planning on finishing my code afterwards instead
>>8099871
You can eat and do that at the same time.
>>8099781
Perhaps I would rather lurk than talk.
>>8099879
What if I get breadcrumbs all over my events?
ngw
>>8099891
No one said you had to eat something that leaves crumbs..
>>8099895
20 minutes probably
Post the last youtube video you watched
>>8099907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWwLTOF8NSU
>>8099907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBLuvxyXlgU
>>8099907
https://youtu.be/A7YWF3IrnVI
>>8099907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODhYy_J2irM
>>8099907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knC0D9G3pzc
>>8099907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cd4-UnU8lWY
>>8099907
https://youtu.be/GJGPbVkKAsc
>>8099907
https://youtu.be/ExN76hAiiFI
who gets quints?
If quints, I test run what I have of my code so far tonight.
>>8100000
nice
>>8100000
>Oh son of a bitch.
>Alright, let me get EventManager downloaded so I can get all this shit into the sim.
>>8100000
Tfw it's so ded nobody checks digits
Hey Kaito. I got something to day to you.
>>8100100
To day to me? Haha, are you a calendar or something?
>>8100113
>>8100120
O-oh.. A-at least my hair is fine right?
>>8100139
You're also taller.
>>8100139
>First 24 for Gorey Gauntlet test run.
>I've not edited anything yet so some events are going to be uglier and have errors. Also, I didn't change any Arena Events yet.
>>8100154
Reigen Arataka
>>8100144
Huh..? Taller than what?
>>8100154
Lord Beerus
>>8100154
Tiny snek
>>8100154
Suz
>>8100154
Slime Tits V2
>>8100154
Specter deflector
>>8100154
Artoria Pendragon
>>8100154
Rubick
>>8100154
Shielder
>>8100157
In addition to having great hair, you're more handsome and taller than that guy.
>>8100154
Dawn
>>8100154
Sleeping tomato
>>8100154
Mr. Bread
>>8100154
Angie Yonaga
>>8100154
Vampy
>>8100154
Zamorak, god of Chaos
>>8100154
Kaito
>>8100154
Leo
>>8100154
Demon queen
>>8100153
>He frowns watching the man's dance.
Y-you don't have to rub it in..
>>8100188
How do you know? Under that helmet might be really great hair..
>>8100154
Kanna Kamui
>>8100154
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8100154
Baki
>>8100154
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis
>>8100226
I didn't say your hair was better. I said it was alright. But now that you mention it, you're probably right.
>>8100154
Bell Cranel
p-par is c-c-c-c-c-cooler
>>8100154
Magatsuchi Shouta
>A few notes before I begin:
>If an event appears more surreal, specific, and hard-to-RP to, that means it's an event I put in towards the beginning, and needs to be edited.
>No commentary unless something hilarious happens, since this is a test run.
>I'd love feedback at the end for it so far. It would be much appreciated.
Anyhow, five minutes for any swaps or any of the sort!
>>8100275
I am afraid that would be impossible, faceless one.
>>8100292
I am ready. Begin.
>>8100292
>screams autisticly
Am I gay If I find Leo cute?
>>8100310
Literally who?
>>8100310
Whooo?
>>8100252
Me.. Being right..?
>He looks down at his now trembling hands.
T-this can't be! He must have really great hair under that!
>>8100292
This looks fine.. Unlike mt districtmate.
>>8100310
Yes.
>>8100310
Yes, very.
Anyways, if there's nothing to change, we shall begin in a moment!
>>8100320
You could kill two birds with one stone you know.
Next time he comes around slap that helmet right off his head. Assert your dominance and find out what's under there.
>Already see a spelling error.
>Hahah whelp time to die.
>>8100352
Then that should answer your very stupid question.
>>8100352
Still gay.
>>8100292
I apologize for not being able to participate in your test game, Host-san.
>>8100348
you're code is shit
never host again
>>8100348
Over here I go.
>>8100342
I couldn't just do that.. He seems like a soldier, that would be disrespectful.. But maybe next time I'll ask him to take it off, that should be fine, right?
>>8100348
This isn't too bad.. But who knew he was actually this powerful?
>Fuck me this is going to be a fast game.
>Fuck me I need to redo that event.
>Fuck me I said I wouldn't do commentary.
>Fuck me.
>>8100366
>Oopsie-daisy.
>>8100381
you expect me to read that shit?
>>8100373
Sure why not? You'll never know til ya try.
>>8100381
The cavalry game would be interesting.
>>8100391
We know it's hard, but stop being a faggot KK.
>>8100391
Say that again next time Seth is hosting.
>>8100381
woah dude, it's not like the end of the world
>>8100381
I like cats and all, but not like that..
>>8100403
Then I will! But.. You should stop smoking, it's bad for people right?
>>8100412
I don't read seth's events either
>>8100419
Though I've never seen any complainments.
>>8100391
>I said I needed to redo that event.
>Also I just realized something fucked up with a fatal event. Fix #2.
>>8100381
>As Rubick descends to his doom, his last thoughts are filled with that girl's smug face.
This outrage will not be fo-
>SPLAT
>>8100381
Ignore KK, he hasn't had his goulash yet.
did you know you can change the "x runs away from the cornucopia" event to something else?
i didn't
>>8100415
No way. It puts hair on your chest, keeps bugs away. Makes you breathe a little easier too.
>>8100430
Few times I been around that track...
go to Google an search "(your IRL name) the anime girl"
first anime girl you see is your wife
post results
>>8100438
>But I want to talk with him more.
>>8100448
>Yeah, found that out the other week. That'll be one of the last things I do with this.
>>8100430
Huh? Oh, I was kind of freaking out was all.. W-what do you mean I was the one that was supposed to be slapped?
>>8100450
But.. Girls wouldn't want hair on their chest right..? And I thought it makes it harder to breathe!
I summon ______
>>8100452
I got a good one but I'm not gonna tell you because fuck you that could give away my name.
>>8100310
I'm not cute. I'm a fighter!
>>8100452
She's cute I guess?
>>8100466
How do you know that? Do you just believe everything you hear on TV?
>TIL Caps doesn't work with gender.
>>8100461
I told you that you should have left it to me, my skin's made of a type of rubber..
Mmm.. I'll stay until you wake.
>>8100496
It says on the warning label on every box.. Surgeon general warning!
>>8100498
No fair Beerus! No flying!
>>8100498
The only pass I've thrown all season and its an interception...
>The more I look back at the earliest events I wrote, the more I think about what the hell I was thinking.
>>8100498
that first event gave me brain cancer
>>8100532
>He makes sound effects for the gun he uses.
Pew pew! Pew pew!
>>8100547
This guy sure got a bunch of continues..
>>8100548
>I...don't think that's possible.
>>8100515
Ahhhh that's just for kids. They can have a bunch of five year old bruisers running around can they? It's for innocence sake.
>>8100532
>>8100547
It's like somebody is slapping the improbability drive like the channel switcher onna remote
>>8100492
RUN FORREST RUN
>>8100587
>Watch me get this one, too.
>>8100570
>He emerges from the rose bush a rose in his mouth and his clothes all shredded.
>>8100581
But smoke inhalation of any kind tends to be at least a little harmful..
>>8100586
>He just keeps on rolling down the sharp incline right out of the games.
>>8100609
>off by one
>Completely unedited Arena event time.
>>8100619
>Cut my life into pieces.
>What fucking drugs was I on.
>>8100492
>She
OH BOY
>>8100640
I don't know but i fucking want some.
>tfw forgot a single-person fatal event for the Feast so I had to do that right before I saved the code.
>>8100452
>That's certainly a way to end it.
>>8100660
Oh. I assume this means I am supposed to die?
>Congrats, yo.
>>8100680
>Uh-huh.
>Thanks for being guinea pigs for this. I'm going to go lay down and try to remember what the hell I was thinking for some of the events.
>>8100492
>She
Oh no darling.
That's a boy.
>>8100684
Congratulations Vampy!
Thank you very much for hosting small goat!
>>8100684
I should have won this.
>Congrats.
>>8100697
>Thanks for hosting.
>>8100684
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting. Hopefully you got enough information from this test run.
If his hair is white or gray,
bet your ass he's hella gay.
>>8100684
Congratulations Vampy, thank you for the arena, Host-sama!~
>>8100452
>It's literally just pictures of Tyler the Creator.
>>8100702
>>8100706
>>8100716
>>8100731
>No problem. Thanks for dealing with some shitty events.
>>8100736
Your name is Tyler?
>>8100739
>
>>8100618
That's wrong. Don't you know that the indians used medicinal cleansing herbs for millions of years beforehand?
>>8100697
Thanks for hosting, TYLER!
>>8100744
wanna watch a tyler perry movie?
>>8100745
But that's obsolete nowadays, even then it wasn't that great of medicine..
>>8100749
>he doesn't know that she was called vania before she was called vampy
>>8100724
>I actually saw it but my brain didn't process it, so sorry. Thank you. I should probably sleep.
>>8100751
>Not now.
>>8100758
I don't know much about Vampy's history, sorry bud.
>>8100452
>>8100452
>>8100804
>I'm not the only Christian
Huh...