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What if I don't want to show you my possum?

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>>8075010
>Show Me Your Possum

Ok!

haha, you ever,
you ever get hit about like
your body?
your physical messs
it's like tangible nausea
the corners of your spherical vision
the creakiness of your disintegrating joints
your rotting fucking brain that doesn't even know if it's real
your memories are protein and fat how are you supposed to move from disorientation to any form of mild satisfaction besides spoiling inside your cage
fucking lying to yourself or ignoring reality

i can see why people don't like me.

post possum pussy/penor please

>>8075329
pls don't. We don't need another porn thread on /trash/

>>8075224
Consider yourself lucky. A lot of people can not, and spend all of their lives wondering exactly that.

>>8075329
>>>/beastforum/

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>>8075368
why do others fake it to be around me though? what's even the point? we both know it

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>>8075402
Social conventions and shit?
As, "Dood, I hate your face but I'd rather die in a fire than acknowledge it publicly because everyone will think I'm a dick, so I'll just fake it around you"?
ALT: your perception of reality is so distorted by your lack of self-esteem that you perceive all of your relations as fake because you can't love yourself and project this onto others.

>>8075329
See pic related.

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Opossum.

I thought I'd have coffee, but I don't have coffee. Nobody is willing to give me a lift downtown to buy coffee and I'm not sure it's worth the walk. Can you die from caffeine withdrawal?

>>8076836
Idk, I always keep caffeine pills around in case I can't get caffeine from a liquid source.
I get terrible migraines and a fever without caffeine.

>>8075010
You don't carry the plague OP, do you?

>>8076999
Are you asking if she's POZum?

>>8077675
My number one fear will always be finding out I'm POZ. At least I could join one of those fucked up orgy cults to find friends.

I don't do anything all day. Not video games, watching tv, reading or anything even though I want to.

I sit at my computer with 4chan open browsing the same threads, for no reason. I'm worried if I go do something I might miss a post, a phone call, someone knocking on more door or an old friend wanting to talk. So I sit around doing nothing waiting for things to come to me and I'm too scared I'll miss the signs if I go look for them.

>>8078345
I would accept a bugchaser as a pal at this point.

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>>8078760
Dude, I feel for you.
And here I thought the last two weeks I killed doing absolutely nothing (not a pixel colored, not a line drawn, not a word typed) was the worst. Boy was I wrong.

>>8078345
Try this one for size:
>meet someone
>go steady
>live together
>get tested because blood donation or some shit
$ poz.vih=True
>realize you've killed the person you love most
Now you share my nightmares.

>>8079022
Remind me to get tested before I lose my virginity.

Ha, my captcha had "Skyscrapers" and one pic was of 9/11.

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just finished this one from the sketches i posted on the last thread. Any critiques or requests? I'll try to make a sketch at least for you guys

>>8078760
I have been there too. Create something. It doesn't matter if it sucks, it will be the beggining of something new.

>>8079467
Holy shit good job man. I don't have any particular requests, but hopefully someone else does because I'd love to see you do more.

>>8079467
>requests

Kyle and Douglas being gay.

In a loving way, not a lewd way.

I'm going to the store to get booze tomorrow and I have $30. What should I get?
I'm feeling whisky.

>>8080541
Three handles of cheap rotgut vodka.

hey guys
what are some good tips for dealing with being a failure

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>>8081256
Smoke meth

Works for me.

>>8081256
Fill yourself with enough intoxicants that you don't care or start to feel better.

>>8081380
>meth
unless i want my body to explode on me nah
>>8081421
but i already do that dude

>>8081429
Well then what's the big deal, they stop working or something?

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>>8081429
>unless i want my body to explode on me

LOL what? that can't happen.

but really, meth is great.

>>8081620
I would kill for some meth right now. I live in the middle of buttfuck nowhere and I don't think my friend would be too happy if I started making meth in his house.

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>>8081763
He'll be happy if you share.

Make meth together.

>>8081812
Nah man he's a total buzzkill. Won't even drink alcohol anymore after it may have possibly been related to an issue with his liver that basically amounted to him throwing up once with no further damage. I guess it's what you get from an upper middle class white guy who participated in Boy Scouts. I couldn't even get him to do DXM and that's pretty much the safest drug out there.

>>8081899
>has actual medical problems
>blames upbringing

What? Is he sick, or just a pussy?

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>>8081899
Roofie him.

But really, if he's letting you crash on his couch or whatever then respect his hospitality, even if he's wrong.

At least talk to him about your desire to use drugs and take his views on that issue into consideration, even if he doesn't know what it's like to be a broken person who needs to self soothe to be able to endure the shittiness of your life.

I think I'm slowly slipping closer to insomnia.

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I want to FUCK this DEPRESSED SQUID

>>8082067
...that's a squid?
That's hardly a beak.

But whatever, she's still cute I guess.

>>8082067
>>8082090
It's a shitty character from a shitty tumblr tranny comic

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>>8081977
He's not sick, he just threw up once and the doctor told him it was from too much starch or wheat or something that was stressing his liver. He quit alcohol by association as it also effects the liver but there's no reason he shouldn't be able to drink it now that he doesn't eat spaghetti three times a day, every day for months on end.

>>8082013
He seems fine with me doing drugs but he's kind of a bitch about it. I have to respect his boundaries and stuff but I wish he wouldn't moan so much whenever I got fucked up. He won't say a damn thing if I drink alcohol though which is way more dangerous in so many ways, it's clear he's thinking with societal norms rather than his brain. Nice guy and all though but I wouldn't fuck him.

>>8082201
The comic is about a weak and abused person (Lola) getting dragged into a stupid and suicidal decision by a literal schizophrenic (Sugar).

Therefore, I like the characters as much as I like myself.

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>>8082221
Talk to him about why you use. Force him to understand that it's a self medicating behavior, and that you're a broken person in need of healing or at the very minimum pain relief. Be sure to thank him for his tolerance and help.

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>>8082324
amen my dysfunctional brudda

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>>8082344
Yeah, I get around to it from time to time. It's not always an easy topic to cover, few people want to accept the idea that they just sometimes can't solve everyone's problems. I think he's rather accepting of drug use but is rather naive and scared of the concept. It's fine really, the duality of a drug user and straight edge works rather well I think.

It's weird to think that I'm living through what will definitely be the worst years of my life.

This is the period I'll look back on and say, "Fuck, it was hard for me early on because of X,Y,Z...:

>>8082738
Lucky you, your worst days will be behind you.

every day of my life has been worse than the last.

>>8082761
Knowing the people on this board, that guy will probably feel the same way you do later next year.

Only probably though

>>8076858
Kek, get a real man addiction, looser ~
>>8079467
I love it, i need more of this!

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How do I get a boyfriend?

>>8085761
do you mean a boyfriend or a "boyfriend"

the former: get lucky
the latter: go to the bathhouse and say you're a top

>>8086119
P o s s u m w a v e

hey guys

got any newish clem porn to share

>>8079467
That's fucking excellent.
I really like bennet's cartoon mouth, it gives it a personal touch

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here u go

>>8087072
RUFF

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>>8085761
If the prophet cant find the mountain, you can just as well sit down and wait for the boyfriend to find you, or something.

>>8086119
um me daddy

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>>8087864

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Fiddling with the strings in my tummy is fun

>>8081620
>but really, meth is great.

...fuck. I mean, /trash/ and /opossum/ and all, but...fuck, anon. I honestly wish you had a different self-med of choice.

Yeah, it's the casino securifag here. I see way too many meth-heads and crack-junkies, and the advanced stages of both are...well, let me just say I have seen people get so bad they started eating themselves.

Literally. Took a bite out of her own fucking arm. It was...fuck.

There is nothing even approaching human dignity left in them. I know we hate ourselves here - that's a given, we wouldn't be here otherwise. These people, though...they reek of piss, shit, vomit, stale and desperate sex. They lose teeth, skin, weight, fingernails, hair, and don't give a fuck. They wear the same fucking filthy god damn piss-soaked cum stained pajama bottoms and house slippers they woke up in four nights ago because they gave up on life in their never-ending god damn quest for the next god damn mother fucking bump.

...I'm sorry. It's not my place. I just

I'll go now.

>>8090614
How did you become a casino security guard?
I'm looking into getting into executive protection. It seems like a good way to spend 5 years so that I can get money to go to college without going into a shitton of debt.

>>8090681
I am also interested in this

>>8090681
Honestly, just applied. I'd say it helped having prior military experience, but actually we have people on our crew who didn't even graduate high school, let alone have any prior work experience.

Basically, just apply. After that, it's just about pretending you have something close enough to confidence, or at least bullshit. Either way.

>>8081620
>meth is great
Somehow I have my doubts about that.

I'd love to try meth, but god damn, the addiction that comes along with it is NOT something to fuck with.

>>8091353
Meth is not physically addictive.

>>8091577
It doesn't need to be physically addictive to fuck you over. It's not like it magically becomes a non-issue because it's a mental problem.
Plus, you can still have physical withdrawal symptoms caused by a psychological addiction.

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

I kinda wonder how much money I've stolen in booze and smokes over the years. I bet the answer's too much.

>>8093483
How does one go about stealing smokes, don't most places keep that shit under pretty decent watch. Shit's not cheap

>>8093559
Nah I steal smokes from family. I used to work in a small shop though and no one noticed a random pack going missing once or twice a week though.

>>8093606
Ah, gotcha
But yeah, the answer is always too much. Shit just adds up too fast

>>8081812
Is making meth really that easy? What?

>>8093680
Somewhat. Gotta be careful not to kill everyone but other than that it's not terribly hard.

>>8093774
What is meth even made out of? I know that crack is basically crystallized cocaine with soda and shit but literally what is methamphetamines and where do you get them

>>8079499
>>8086956
>>8084750
t-t-thanks, bois and gals. I'll keep going forward :)

>>8079621
Kyle+Douglas my otp aswell. Actually, I made a sketch of them + mary and ashley and post it on the last week thread. I could ink it and paint it, instead of drawing the boys on a romantic contex (I would't know how or what to draw [spoiler] since i'm not gay [/spoiler] )

sketches: https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/trash/image/1488/43/1488430469616.jpg

>>8096001
Meth is made out of meth.

It's typically made FROM ephedrine or pseudoephedrine and the chemicals required for a cook depend on the various recipes used.

>>8096001

It is derived from a plant just like pretty much every other drug.

>>8096098
>>8096123
Since you're not gay, please do sexualize the clem.
We need smut of her that isn't the same things reposted a hundred time.

t. totally not >>8086727

>>8096194
>Meth is made out of meth.
dont do this to me

but should i basically understand it as a refined ephedrine sourced from OTC drugs

>>8096358
Basically. Psuedophendrine is really common and not that hard to get. Add some other things depending on any given recipe, cook, maybe the cops won't come investigate when they see you've bought large quantities of drug making materials.

>>8096439
this all seems really complicated when you could just make/do crack instead

>>8096489
Crack is awful for you and really addictive. Meth is significantly less so albeit still rather bad for you. All in all it depends on what you like.

>>8096489
Not only is meth a better drug, but you need cocaine to make crack.

Can't buy cocaine at walmart.

So does anyone know anyway for me to get high right now? New place so I don't know anyone and I've run out of painkillers. Looking for anything cheap and that's gonna make me a bit happier.

>>8097090
DXM?

Huff gasoline?

>>8097204
Thought about DXM but knowing my stupidity I'd get something that doesn't even contain it.

Gasoline is a bit too low even for me at this point.

>>8097239
Just booze it up I guess.

>>8097239
DXM is super easy to find, the hard part is making sure it doesn't have stuff that will kill you in large amounts. Have you considerd jenkem?

>>8097090
Glue? Something toluene?

>>8096987
what makes meth better? Other than the whole addiction thing

>>8097560
Better high and lasts way fucking longer.

Coke also makes people into massive assholes as well.

>>8097560
It's healthier for you believe it or not. Not that you really care about your body if you're doing these kinds of drugs but hey.

Heh

>>8096987
can't buy ephedrine, either

>>8100815
In the US? Yes you can, just not in bulk. Pseudo is in stock more often.

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>>8100833
>Yes you can,
what

i thought the whole point of pseudoephedrine is that you cant make meth out of it, or at least its significantly harder, so ephedrine is banned (because people keep making meth out of it)

>>8100880
Pseudoephedrine functions exactly the same as ephedrine when cooking meth. Don't need to tweak the recipes or anything.

>>8100953
I thought pseudoephedrine only works as ephedrine biologically but is inordinately hard to work with as ephedrine in conventional stochiometry (or however you spell it im drunk) for refining/distilling/sedimentation reasons

i maintain my opinion that making meth sounds hard but also acknowledge im overthinking it prolly

>>8087874
lewd


more

>>8100986
this isn't proof of anything at all but in breaking bad there are scenes where pseudoephedrine is used to cook meth

>>8100880
Pic sauce pls?

lol what do you do when you redownload tinder and match with your friends

>>8100986
For what it's worth, they both have an identical molecular formula. It's the positioning that makes the difference, but it's only important if you're talking about their interactions with the body in their current state.

Takeaway message: There are four isomers of ephedrine - and ALL of them reduce to some usable form of methamphetamine.

(+)-d-pseudoephedrine and (+)-d-ephedrine will reduce to d-methamphetamine, while (+)-l-pseudoephedrine and (+)-d-ephedrine reduce to d-methamphetamine.

The most commonly sold isomer is -d-pseudoephedrine, due to patent reasons.

saving the thread

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haha my patch came in today
im still torn between putting it on my jacket or my bag

>>8102535
have sex with them

>>8102535
>having female friends
>being heterosexual

Sorry for your loss.

>>8104819
Put it on your groin, or on hat.

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>be the kind of loser social misfit that frequents /habits/
>have a best friend, the kind that takes your chestnuts out of the fire and refuses to take even one for himself
>he's a renaissance man: well-off, has a lot of time and tools I can't even dream of having, he's smart, wise and charismatic.
>he often uploads excerpts from his stories, his art (which is crude, but comes out in bulk), his figurines, his garage kits, his music and stuff, his martial arts antics, often two or three days in a row.
>feel envious because I'm borderline retarded, depressed, dumb and poor, and I haven't done shit -like,absolutely nothing- in the last 15 days.
>feel like the lowliest garbage that ever roamed the earth for feeling such things.
haha you know the drill

>>8104819
>patch
I mean maybe in the literal sense
But I wouldn't call a silkscreened strip of cotton(?) a patch

That said, it still looks pretty good. Put it on a jacket.

>>8105576
get yourself a habit then, fuckwad

Draw something. Write something. Do SOMETHING. Doesn't matter how fucking trash it is (because it WILL be garbage for now) but do it at least once every goddamn day. You'll get better at it.
It costs nothing and it adds up and most importantly, it's something to do. And stop comparing yourself to him to beat yourself up - he's been working on shit, and you have the ability to do the same, but you DON'T. It's not because you're stupid, it's because you lack motivation (maybe from depression). But if you can find the energy to shitpost on here, you can find the energy to do a few simple tasks once a day.

But lemme guess, you're not gonna do any of this, because it's so much easier to just feel bad about yourself, isn't it.

haha I know the drill

>>8105885
Actually I have a novel written and corrected, and translated in a 5%, a visual novel at 2% and a fuckton of shit in embryo state (13 comic arguments and 5 ideas for books, so far).
It's just that I can't even see the point. Doing something that will take ages to complete only to see it's shit sounds a bit off. Especially when my twisted mind insists that things should be done right and fast or they shouldn't be done.
With a self esteem the size of dead ovum, I need my shit to be validated, even if it's just "nice try, faggot". But having no one to share it with because I'm shy, paranoid and surrounded by people who's leagues above myself, all of it become worthless (it doesn't help one of those friends -who is working for an indie comics company overseas- often steals my ideas).
Yes, I'm justifying myself instead of doing something, but doing so proves more intelectually rewarding than typing a shit comic that nobody will ever draw, let alone read.

>>8106220
Share it with us. These threads are built on the ramblings of each of us, so yours will fit right in. I'm interested to see what you've done, even if it's just scraps or concepts right now.
We might not call it amazing, but we don't bite. I don't think so, at least.

>>8105026
oops i fucked up already

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haha I love my babies

>>8109728
rlly good!!

i'm realizing i have more issues with body dysphoria than i'd thought about. i think i have a drastically different perception of myself than what is actually true, so when i look at myself and try to improve or curate my appearance i get really discouraged and switch to unconsciously distracting myself.
i don't hate my appearance, but i don't know what to do with myself. it's kind of easy to let go when you want to scratch at your own skin sometimes.

>>8109985
I've been dealing with it for quite a few years myself. There is no cure, so be prepared to take misc drugs in an attempt to make yourself feel better and maybe you won't scratch yourself too hard.

>>8110213
lol always. i just wasn't expecting to let myself go for so long, it's a struggle climbing back to the level of capability where my lack of confidence doesn't kill me on sight. like i didn't expect to be a barrier to my own life.

>>8109985
Out of curiosity, what is the perception you have of yourself, in comparison to your actual self in reality?

>>8110563
i lot of the time i think of myself as being more neutral or feminine than i look, though i don't really think of myself as non-binary. i forget how homely i often look and the dimensions of my body really trip me out, so i can only imagine what others see. sometimes i have to remember what exactly my face looks like. and i probably dress myself like an idiot. i kind of want to shave my head but i don't want to look disgusting.

>>8110828
I hope it doesn't sound rude, but that's fascinating.
Nothing wrong with a shaven head, also. It's worth investigating imo. Though, depending on your race or behavior, people might think you're a skinhead.
I wish I had a real solution for you.

>>8110927
it's all good. my distorted sense of style and self are fixable probably, i just need to try harder or something. get a haircut and change of clothes / switch up my habits and surroundings.
shaved head might be a bad idea on second thought. i think i just want drastic change to throw me out of the loop i've been stuck in.

>>8110828
>>8111114
I've shaved my head and nothing happened. But then again, I keep my hair short and it goes from "bald" to "buzzcut" in a week or so.

>>8111388
i haven't cut my hair in maybe two or three years. it's fucking terrifying.
>never kept a short haircut
>desperately avoiding repeat dorky cut
>wear a hat forever
>am true paralytic

I have the constant fear and paranoia that the people I like will leave one way or another. On one hand I want to give them space so they don't think I'm clingy and leave, but on the other hand I really enjoy their company and don't want to give them the impression that I don't care. I'm at a loss for how to get around this.

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>>8109570
haha I lost all but one

>>8112594
why are baby opossums so cute

and then they grow up and go from cute to so-ugly-they're-cute

basically opossums are good animals and I like them a lot

>>8112652
possum ears are pretty disgusting imo, they look shriveled and diseased

other than that they're amazing looking creatures. I especially like the almost skeletal look of their face; they're just overall really interesting.

I wish someone would tuck me in and stroke my head until I fall asleep, and then never wake up again.
Also bump.

>>8115003
What about if I tucked you in and stroked your head until you fell asleep, but then stuck around until you woke up as well?

>>8115056
...not that anon. But that would be nice too.

>>8115003
I wish I had someone to tuck in and stroke the head of. Then sit down, have a smoke and watch them sleep.

>>8112652
>>8112718
I look how generally nervous they look.

i think on some level i really wish i was a girl. but my reality and life eliminated any hope to feel like i could strive for something or relate to my sense of identity?
i've never really found words for the feeling before.

>>8116906
Yeah I always kind of wished I was a chick but I know that no matter what medications or surgery I have I would never be one. So I have come to terms with being a male and trying to enjoy that.

Once you give up hope life becomes easier.

>>8117122
absolutely.

similarly, it's interesting to uncover the causes of predilections and mental.. issues. at least to understand and find some contentedness with it.

>>8117314
Honestly I think my gender thing had something to do with never having a father figure. Was just my mom raising me so I guess I picked up the gender issues and the fact I'm now gay from her.

Or I'm just an unlucky freak.

>>8102308
check birb thred
>>8101965

Whatchu listening to, /trash/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bYdH0XUtBo

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>>8118465
Dr Dog. Specifically Psychedelic Swamp
They're are pretty decent jam band. Good drunk music.
What is everybody drinking tonight?
On my end I'm drinking vodka and beer.

>>8118465
im watching speedruns on my xbox

gotta go fast

>>8118465
A fan that's really loud. My speakers blew up.

>>8118673
What happened?

>>8118680
They made a loud pop and play static if I connect something. I can only assume they're possessed.

>>8118702
That sucks. Maybe the broken component can be replaced - would be cheaper than new speakers.

>>8118766
They're $10 speakers from K-Mart. I'm not to worried about replacing parts but I might take them apart for spare ones. If I leave them plugged in while I do it think it'd electrocute me to death?

>>8118787
No, but it would really hurt and would probably fuse whatever part you were trying to take out, unless you were well grounded. Why not just unplug the things?

>>8118867
Because being electrocuted is fun! Woohoo, try it sometime.

>>8118925
It sorta is. Hurts like hell but at the same time it really gets the juices going. That burning sensation that wracks your entire body could be done without but ultimately it feels kinda okay.

>>8118925
Properly done, electrocution can be very, very interesting.

Calling it 'fun' is...tricky, but then again, the same can be said for bondage, S&M and knife-play, and at least a few of us find those enjoyable too.

Interestingly, I've experience in being electrocuted both for medical reasons (EMG for a neuropathy exam) and for pleasure, and in accidentally receiving enough of an electrical shock to actually stop my heart long enough to legally count as dying from it.

As far as deaths go, it wouldn't be my first choice. Better than burning, at least.

>>8118465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq9_l7sRYzA

>>8118465
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60
been getting back into trash metal, feelsgoodman

>>8118465
https://youtu.be/VjAKeduaURc

>>8118394
Muchas gracias heteros

https://youtu.be/wisHcuBzTCM?list=UUecc5aSzaHp_NNauglFlzcw

So, here's a...fuck, I dunno what it'd be, but here it is anyway.

Those of you with an actual partner or partners - hetero, homo, whatever, actually having sex on occasion, got a question.

I've noticed an uncomfortable sort of pattern, where about, say, two days after, my inner thighs get really sensitive and start to chafe like a motherfucker.

It's not a cleanliness issue - we've both been tested, we're in a closed relationship with no other partners, and we're both a little...okay, a lot OCD about showers and hygiene. I'm talking daily, sometimes twice-daily showers.

I'm just curious if anyone else experiences something like this, or if I'm just that fucked up.

>>8121657
>bathing daily is OCD

anyway, maybe it's a sweat rash or something? I'd assume that you're just fat and that it's chub rub but since you say it only happens after sex I guess that's not it

>>8121657
>It's not a cleanliness issue
It might be. Showering washes off the fat and such that your body secretes which might have acted as lubricant and mitigated the chafing.
I'm also going to go out on a limb and guess that you don't do a lot of the kind of movements that would callous the skin of that area.

>>8118465
God damn Death Grips is fucking awful

>>8123104
How about someone death grip me.

>>8121671

>Take off undershirt
>Turn hot water knob clockwise to first marked notch
>Turn hot water back to second notch
>Take off pants
>Turn cold water anticlockwise to first notch
>Turn cold water to second notch
>Turn hot water to third notch, between first two notches
>Test water
>Fuck that's hot - yup, just like always
>Turn cold water back to first notch
>Turn cold water to third notch, just clockwise of first notch
>Test water
>Wait one minute
>Test water again
>Switch water from tub faucet to shower head
>Repeat water temp adjustments from start
>Full-body rinse, head to toe
>Remove wand to properly rinse crevices, including pits, knees, between toes, etc.
>Replace wand on showerhead
>Apply shampoo to hair
>Scrub, wait one minute, rinse out
>Full-body rinse
>Apply shampoo to hair again
>Scrub, wait one minute, rinse out
>Full-body rinse
>Apply second shampoo to hair
>Scrub, wait two minutes, rinse out
>Full-body rinse
>Apply conditioner to front of hair
>Apply conditioner to end of hair
>Comb conditioner through hair
>Apply soap to scrub
>Throroughly scrub body from head to toe
>Rinse thoroughly
>Use wand to properly rinse all crevices, including pits, knees, between toes, etc.
>Apply more soap to scrub
>Thoroughly scrub body from head to toe
>Rinse thoroughly
>Use wand to properly rinse all crevices, including pits, knees, between toes, etc.
>Rinse conditioner from hair
>Resist temptation to run comb through hair to remove excess conditioner while rinsing
>Resist temptation to shampoo hair again after conditioning
>Apply more soap to scrub
>Thoroughly scrub body from head to toe
>Rinse thoroughly
>Use wand to properly rinse all crevices, including pits, knees, between toes, etc.
>Turn off cold water knob
>Turn off hot water knob
>Squeeze excess water out of hair
>Squeeze excess water off of arms
>Squeeze excess water off of chest
>Squeeze excess water off of legs
>Squeeze excess water out of hair again
>Towel off in shower to avoid dripping on floor

>>8126576
...it, um. The comment got too long. There was more, but I kind of realized it was probably getting excessive.

Anyway, whar I was trying to convey was that it's not so much the 'daily showering', but that there's a set way of things, and that I'm aware it has to be done just so, and in the proper order, and exactly that way, and if it's not, things get...weird. That's the obsessive-compulsive I was meaning.

I'm fairly certain, for example, other people don't stress quite so much over cutting notches into their hot and cold knobs to know exactly where they've turned them to.

>>8122462
Actually, while I'm not a cardio-holic or anything rediculous like that, my job has me constantly patrolling; I actually got a FitBit one year for Christmas, and found out on an average shift I walk about ten miles or so. So, you'd think I'd be kind of good there. Or I'd think so, at least.

>>8126436
I'll death grip your dick, how about that

>>8126763
If it will stop flow of blood to brain enough to kill me

>>8106388
Well, there you go. Nine pages of a comic book based off a dream and shits on the copyrights of several companies.
>http://pastebin.com/33fmTEX0

>>8127605
Well, I guess if the grip was enough to rupture some arteries you could bleed out like that.
Wouldn't be much fun for anyone involved, though.

>>8126576
okay yeah, that's pretty OCD

>>8126576
>>8126651
also I would guess your chafing issue is at least partially related to over-washing

>>8129685
This. Also this:>>8122462

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I have no idea what the thread came from but I love all of you

>>8129669
Very much aware of it. Which makes the whole thing even more fun.

Add to that the joy, often as not, of having an overwhelming need to repeat this sort of debacle twice in the same day for no good reason. Which is annoying, because it's a waste of shampoo, conditioner, soap and water, and I pride myself on being efficient in most other things.

>>8129685
You would think that, yes, and it would make sense, but this has been my ablution habits since I was seventeen, and I'm now well into my thirties; this issue with my thighs also only seems to come up following sex, which...well, to be honest, we don't have all that often, maybe once, twice a month. Yeah...neuropathy is a bitch.

>>8075010
Guys, I found the lost episode of Habits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9hkXJvDlPU

Anyone ever have an issue that they know is petty as fuck but seems like a big deal? Feel like fucking killing myself over something small, which just makes me feel like a fucking idiot who should kill himself.

>>8133922
Most of my issues are small issues. Nobody ever killed themselves because their wife died or their house burnt down but the moment both of those things happen and then the soda machine is out of your favorite, you want to go shoot yourself. Big failures give us something to strive for and achieve. Small failures just take out the small joys that make up life. People tell us it doesn't matter, they say that it's no big deal, but if it's no big deal then what's wrong with having it work out just once?

>>8134096
Shit man your's sounds like a reasonable circumstance to want to. Mine's over a fucking botched up haircut so now I've got short hair, that's it. That little thing that'll fix it's self in a few months and I want to jump onto the god damn highway.

>>8134143
That sucks ass, it's why I try to either get a military cut or just leave it. I'm tired of haircuts that requite human intervention because they always want to take their own vices and I end up looking like my drug addict brother.

>hang out with people
>oh hey theyre all cool
>they start having expectations from me
>immediately wanna stop hanging out with them

how do i kms besides waiting for my body to eventually crumble under itself

>>8134420
Are you sure they actually expect things, or are you presuming they do?

>>8134420
Every tabletop gaming group I get ever.

>>8134630
idk man they want me to help and like
dude i am useless
ive been stressing too much to even interact with them
>>8134664
whats your secret anon

>>8134719
Remove them from my friends list and pretend it never happened. Wash rinse repeat.

>>8134719
I would have said "have you tried talking to them about it" but you just answered that part. So are you just worried about fucking up, or?

>>8134740
yeah i might slash and burn
or just down a bottle of codeine and say fuck it
>>8134775
worried about fucking up i guess
ive been in a mood where i cant care about anything like
oops

>>8134881
And what do you hope to accomplish with codeine? It's not exactly a pleasant way to die, unless you like the thought of being covered in shit and vomit.
I'm guessing that they trust you at least a little if they have any kind of expectations of you being able to help them. Maybe just take a break for a while until you're up to talking to them about it. I doubt they'll mind unless they're assholes, in which case a slash and burn is probably best anyway.

>>8075010

>>8133094
why is it so funny when animals get mad at each other while mating

>>8134719
help with what

Mandarine bro, wsup bby?

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>>8136769
Still inna hospital, chilling with the nurses and fiddling with the yarn in my tummy still

Arm is getting better but i still can't feel shite

What about you

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>>8137091
im addicted to videogames

>>8137286
God I wish that were me.

>>8137294
it is

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>>8137177
Fuck you, you're not (you), y-you PHONY!

>>8137831
didnt read properly and see >>8136769 lmao

too busy playin the vidya

attention span of goldfish

>>8136757
Because it's one of the few things we do for enjoyment that they can also do, they usually ruin the mood for unclear reasons, and most of the time they keep going undeterred if they haven't mauled each other. It's like the animal kingdom is full of dysfunctional horny couples.

>>8137678
I'm not that hot or a female. Sadly.

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More Maude because she's fucking gorgeous

>>8112522
You need a good balance of space and cling my fren. But what do I know i have no friends myself haha.

So I may have a chance to become an ICE agent. Yeah yeah, I know they are horseshit. That is the point.

What could I do as one that would fuck things up for the agency?

>>8139374
>they are horseshit
Since when?
What did they ever do to you?

Also, even if they are shitty, becoming one just to cause trouble is pretty shortsighted. There's not a lot you can do to actually damage the group as a whole from a starting position.

Best thing you could do would be to downright beat or murder an illegal so that way everyone will be able to say ICE is bloodthirsty. That helps sway public opinion away from them more and makes them look awful.
Good luck in court with that path, though.

>>8139447

Man fuck ICE. In my town they took some parents and deported them back to Mexico. The kids, being legal, got to stay and then ended up in Foster Care.

I was mostly just hoping to fuck up paperwork or call ICE Watch hotlines while working and let know when we are out and about.

>>8139501
>man, fuck people who enforce the law
..right

But whatever. Paperwork might work, but it might also just get you fired before you can really clog things up. Still, regardless of what you decide on, it's definitely a good starting point.

I'm not sure how much the ICE Watch hotline will really affect things, but I guess it's worth a shot. Worst case is really just that nothing happens.

>>8139501
>The kids, being legal, got to stay and then ended up in Foster Care.
the kids should have been deported too, in order to keep the family together

>I was mostly just hoping to fuck up paperwork
this is a hilariously bad plan

>ICE Watch hotlines while working and let know when we are out and about.
waste of time because those hotlines are already inundated by false alarms due to people reporting hearsay from social media

I do hope you join ICE though, I guarantee that your views will take a complete 180 within a year or two if you do, assuming you don't get fired before then for being willfully incompetent at your job

>>8139626

Kid can't go to Mexico without papers. Papers which need a guardian to go to the capital of my state to get the paperwork for. So kid gets fucked and gets into the already shitty foster care system.

I really doubt it would change my mind. I mean I would still probably be against arresting domestic abuse victims from shelters because they are undocumented.

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finnaly done inking a couple of the terrible sketchs. Any of you think could paint these linearts? Color is not my speciality and last time took me hell a lot more time that I thought.

>>8137286
where is this character from? I see her lewd in these threads and here and there from time to time. I like the desing.

>>8139795
Have you thought about running for public office? Because changing the law is the only real option to stop this shit. As long as it's enforcing the law to do what ICE does you've really got no ground to stand on.
Ethically right or not, they have the legal high ground, and if you're not careful you'll get fucked if you try to go head to head with that.

>>8139868

My region is redder than red. I have already attempted to get my county to not work with ICE, but the sheriff basically told me to fuck off. I have lots of mexican friends and have a few muslim friends so I don't want them to get profiled for being brown.

The only thing I think that made a difference was handing out fliers about what to do if ICE rolls up to your door.

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is the world ending, /trash/?

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>>8139921
We're just getting started.

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>>8139825

She's from "The Tale of Jasper Gold", it's a webcomic on a westerner setting.

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>>8139958

>with a*

>>8139921
The environment will be destroyed to the point of being uninhabitable in some major places within 30 years. We're on track to lose the majority of our usable drinking water supplies within 50-70 years.
I don't know how old you are or how long you're going to live, but it's going to be a pretty good time.

>>8140027
one major problem with predictions like these is that they assume that nobody will do anything to mitigate the problems they describe

another major problem is that most doomsday predictions, both religious and scientific, are mostly dressed-up attempts to justify the misanthropy of the people making the prediction

>>8139921
i certainly hope so

>>8140253
well, at least in response to the first part of your post, we haven't really done all that much to mitigate it so far.

>>8140350
feels like we're getting there.
atleast personally, i hope it's less of the 'everyone drowning/burning to death' thing and more everything just stopping.
the singularity can't come quick enough senpai.

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>>8139825
Oh, neat, i'm gonna try as i already tried to do shitty lineart of that sketch to pathetically color it.

>>8139921
what is your defenition of world?

>>8141920
everything. everything around everyone
it feels like it's all collapsing in on me.

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>>8139825 cont
haha here's the other one. Just cleaned!

>>8141856
gr8 m8, I aprreciate the effort. If you think it's necesarry I can provide you the psd files

where do i apply to get a new life

i'm down to fill out paperwork to get outta this mess

>>8142907
Cute.
Your perspective definitely needs a bit of work but that's still pretty solid.
I can't pinpoint why, but simple daily occurrences like this being drawn are just really comfy, even if they're not special at all.
Keep it up.

>>8142263
Let it collapse, scavange what you can and built on the ruins

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>>8142907
Aw fuck, now i want to take my hands on this one, instead of trying finish pic included to some better level.

I think i should just kill myself instead, hahah

>>8143094
https://www.atf.gov/file/61446/download

>>8143282
thanks for the critic. I know I fuck up with mary's arm and the distant of the characters, but I din't realize until was too late haha. I also agree with the intrinsic comfyness of habits and costumbrist stuff in general. I think its the combination of aestethic desing and the atmosphere surrounding the themes of the narrative

>>8143541
that's an awesome work, dude. Take the time you consider necessary. Also I'm a deviantfag and I may upload these later. How shall I credit you?

>>8143766
that's cuck life

>>8145724
buying a gun legally or kommit seppuku

>>8139966
>>8139958
>>8143541
I demand more possum lewds!

what is the cheapest state to rent in?

>>8147620
Denial.

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>>8148386
I chuckled

How do you feel about scrambled eggs with cheese?

>>8148689
Remove cheese and egg.

>>8148689
cheese is gross :(
but each their own

>>8148704
so just scrambled nothing?

>>8148756
I don't like cheese and not really eggs. I can't think of anything else I can scramble.

>>8148756
scrambled "with s"

>>8148800
tasty double dubs

>>8138754
I'm not used to having friends either. It's terrifying, and I've kinda started panicking if they're gone for a few days. I guess I'm just so out of touch with the friend thing I don't know what the proper balance of clingy and space looks like.

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>>8149771
I feel for you. I used to have the same problem, specially because I could count them on one hand and I was just coming back from a long period of solitude.
Hope you find the balance soon.

>>8149893
I really hope so too man. Get the feeling somethings gonna happen that throws me back into full clingy though. One friend... Well, I don't actually know if he considers me a friend, but whatever. Anyway, I know the guy has health problems, and I haven't seen him in a while. I'm not sure if something happened to the guy or if I fucked up and it's eating at me.

>>8150886
>Anyway, I know the guy has health problems
Different anon here. Give the guy some time, people with health problems worry a fucking lot about kicking the bucket and leaving everyone alone.

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>a challenger approaches

>>8151199
>>8150886
Speaking of health problems. Any clue what he has?

>>8151377
No idea. Didn't feel like it was really my business to pry. If he wanted me to know he'd tell me.
>>8151199
Doing my best to just chill and not constantly cling and worry, just having a really hard time. Turns out I was right about something bad happening though - my other friend may or may not have something serious going on with their health. Hahaha fuck me, I guess we'll see in the morning how that goes. I'll just.... Try not to panic too much in the mean time.

>>8143541

unf, i wanna combine our genital stank

>>8151537
I understand man. I don't know what kind of person you are but distraction always helps at least a bit.
Videogames, movies, a shitty TV show you like. Feel better soon, alright?

Go to bed

>>8152125
It's only 6 pm and I just woke up.

>>8152125
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8JEm4d6Wu4

>>8151790
Yeah man, I'll try to. Might not actually have much free time to distract myself, but he'll. I'll try and make it, hopefully things don't get shittier.
>>8152125
K
I might man

>>8081620
What was the name of this comic? I remember I liked how edgy it was.

>>8152672
cheap thrills

>>8152744
Cheers! I remember it feeling real at a lot of points, like it was coming from the author's personal experiences, then things getting worse to the point of absurdity. It's been a while and I don't have the best memory, though.

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In my schooldays, there was this girl: she was petite, to not say flat, had tiny shimmering eyes and wavy black hair that started a little behind that it should have, lips maybe too thin and she might have benefited from wearing braces.

But none of that was important.

Her smile was bright as polished marble, and her laughter was a crystal bell. The way she skipped and hopped when she got excited was the most adorable thing my eyes have ever seen. She was nice, caring, attentive. She knew when to listen and she knew when to speak, and when she did her voice never faltered. She treated me like a person, unlike the rest, and I trusted her enough to tell her my deepest secrets. And, one day, recognizing my feelings for what they actually were, I decided to give her my heart.

She didn't want it. Not then.

So I resigned myself to be liked as a friend, but then something in her changed. She started hanging out more with me, she invited me to her home to meet her parents, and asked me for my opinion in mostly everything. But I, still wounded by the previous experience, insisted in denying the evident, and never took her advances as such, no matter how blatant. I even took her to the prom as a friend. Then the schoolyear was over, and I was now in another state.

I fell out of luck, grace, and everything. But I still had her in a corner of my heart, so one day, tossing caution to the wind, I hitchhiked one day to see her again. She wasn't there.

She was with her boyfriend.

So I took my leave, and left forever. Years passed, new crushes came and went, and I found a woman, which was all I deserved. Supportive, but clingy. Companion, but jealous. Strong, but violent. And I married her, formed a family and sired children.

But I never forgot her. She still crossed my mind, a fleeting thought I chased away, in hopes of conforming with my new life. And for a while, it was ok.

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>>8153001
Then, on a social network I got tagged on a prom picture. Someone asked, "Who's the girl that's next to Anon?" and it came back in full force, like a warhammer to the chest. Then my search begun, looking for her all over the internet. I chased her ubiquitous, all-too-common name, like a grain of sand in the desert, asked questions, and finally, I knew why nobody even remembered her name.

And I knew, that whatever the breach that kept us apart was no match to this one, that can not be saved, any more than she can be saved. That crystal laugh will never be heard again, and her thin lips will never kiss mine. It's over, and even though it shouldn't hurt, it does.

>TL;DR: She's dead , Jim.

>>8153007
>>8153001
This is why I avoid love.

I almost fell in love once, very recently as a matter of fact. Never again. It damaged a friendship I thought I'd love having forever, now I secretly want that person to die so someone I said such stupid personal things to isn't around anymore. "Wounded" is a great word for it.

Can't say I'm not envious of you, pal.

>>8144198
Aww, thanks. 'Colored by anon' is sufficient ;3

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>>8154275
and I fucked it immediately

>>8153007
Can you try talking like a human being rather than a cheap novel for once

>>8155155
but think of how many lonely house wives buy those 5 buck novels. he could be rollin in old sad puss.

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>>8155292
I guess that's a good point, actually.

>>8075010
so no one told you life was gonna be this way

>>8156080
Not really. I always figured that if I did the wrong thing, either to myself or others, there would be more consequences, but frankly my life's been in freefall for all of last winter and it's had close to no effect among my few remaining friends.

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>>8156080
*clap clap clap clap*

>>8156159
This guy gets it

>>8153587
Love is insectile in nature, a ravenous predator that's never sated, one that ensconces itself in shadows and strikes when you least expect it. And then eats you alive.
So good luck with your "never again" plan, dood.

>>8155292
This is a rather interesting idea.
Were I not a retarded autist, I could make it work.

>>8148386
fuckin' kek

>>8156450
Idk you should self publish some shitty romance novels. Could work out. If the twilight author can do it your a shoe in.

>>8075010
why is this pic so hot

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>>8158180
because Clementine is one hot trash can

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>>8158397
scrub-a-dub-dub
clem in a tub

>>8158397
I'm the only one who finds perspective(s) and lines in this pic unsettling ?

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>>8158426
rink-a-dink-dink
clem in a sink

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>>8159122
click – hiss – crunch
clem in a drain

>>8160400
Well that's unpleasant.

>>8158923
No, and you're right, the perspective's fucked.

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>>8160400
that didn't even rhyme you lazy fuck

>>8161003
Thought we are doing a free verse
Haha i hate myself

>>8132966
>.gif
I'm not fucking touching that

>>8152160
go back to bed

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>>8082067
Woah

I made that exact panel into my wallpaper.

>>8163036
I don't have to listen to you anymore mum.

>>8082067
>>8082356
>>8163327
What is the name of this?

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nevermind i found it

>>8165528
I am plebeian fool please explain your wizardry or relinquish the knowledge you've gained.

Wots' it called?

Haha I just accidentally dropped my lighter in the rain.

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>>8167434
I just read the posts the anons made. Saw the names Lola and Sugar so i popped in "lola sugar webcomic into google. and got it. Its called Drop Out.

>>8167542
>crisp clean font
>scratchy ms paint artwork
Now, both of them are acceptable on their own, but christ do they clash when they're together like that.

My dick smells my darling

>>8082067
i thought she was a snail

Migrate dear possums >>8170997