HG THREAD - Reigen Game!
Here's your roster.
You know what to do.
By the way, no clue why those images aren't loading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxz02ei1rHI
>>8067422
>It's not a real one
>>8067421
Let's get started
>>8067421
Ready to roll.
I don't see any reason to wait around. Even the laziest of you are eager to get going.
>>8067421
Looks like my partner is ready to play.
>>8067436
Can fish roll?
>>8067421
Eeeeh. It'll do.
>>8067439
Huh. Wait. Why do I care?
>>8067434
I know, I'm just saying holy shit because I know who that is
>>8067439
I'm no dogman, I'm clearly a fishman.
>>8067440
> https://twitter.com/hononos/status/832300852371083264
>>8067441
Why yes, yes I can. Learned it back at police academy.
>>8067439
>grabs a few eggs
Time for breakfast!
>>8067443
>I promised Tricky I would make it, so I did.
>>8067452
It's fucking fantastic and I love you for it
>>8067449
What is this?
>>8067439
And already, some of the people I know will be replying to this game are dropping like flies.
This bodes well.
>>8067457
https://twitter.com/hononos/status/832300852371083264/photo/1
Picture of Serval
>>8067457
>An image. Why, what's wrong?
>>8067458
>Falls to the floor face first and fucking dies on the spot
>>8067456
>thanks man, it was pretty fun to do
>props for tricky for drawing the design though
>>8067458
>breaks the fall by sending a big gust of air from below
You're really not a trustworthy type
>>8067458
I'm not saying that watching this video will boost your win chance, but what's wrong with taking any advantage you can?
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/835029142349361152/pu/vid/1280x720/MrmDrGV5B_DRRJEH.mp4
Oh. And some memes died.
>>8067486
How humiliating....
>>8067439
>Rubick immediately collapses under all that weight. Somehow, he isn't crushed to death.
>>8067458
The killing stroke...I just can't be bothered doing it right now.
>>8067486
>Prays for something special to happen.
>>8067486
Something special happens.
Oh shit, worldstar!
>punches the next poster in the jaw
>>8067522
WORLDOSTARRO
>punches you back
>>8067519
>Jojo game
>code
>>8067495
Why do so many people say this after I beat them? Is it because I look weak?
>>8067519
You see, now that's humiliating.
>>8067519
The first day of peace. Let's hope there aren't too many of these, am I right?
>>8067535
Yes. And no.
Yes and no.
>>8067519
It's not as if I'm a leader type anyways. I'd much rather stick to myself.
>>8067544
pfft, interns......
>>8067540
My followers expect me to perform much better, I can't just dissapoint them
>>8067544
>A chicken shouting
>A chicken stopping time
>>8067544
Can I do something for you for this code?
>>8067544
You should stop challenging me to races, you never seem to win them.
>>8067557
20 bloey joeys
>>8067544
I really wouldn't be surprised if someone told me that wasn't an illusion. You know, because Parsee is anno--
I mean, because Parsee has a cute voice.
That's what I meant.
Also someone died again.
>>8067557
You can beg me to host it for you. I still have the jojo code without any of my other events in it.
>>8067519
I follow only one.
>>8067544
This is a rediculous concept.
>>8067568
Ridiculous*
>>8067566
Parsee has an adorable voice
>>8067554
Then your followers should learn that it's no disappointment to lose to Rubick, the Grand Magus!
That title doesn't hold much weight here but I assure you, it's one that only the best of Magus receive.
>>8067566
Was there ever any doubt?
>>8067568
Only saying that because you lost.
>>8067566
>you can beg me to host it for you
This is very good. At least I can play sometimes in it. Thank you.
>>8067566
You wouldn't believe me if I said this game ended next slide.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXZM5bxoccc
>>8067577
I try to host at leeeeast once a week, but I usually do if someone asks me.
But noone asks me.
>>8067526
>starts flinging punches around everywhere nigging out
>>8067576
You are far lighter than I, you don't wear armor.
>>8067580
>gets bopped but throws a few back to show you wassup in the fucken hood
So who's /march2015/ here?
>>8067578
>Rubick smacks some balls together.
Clack clack.
>>8067581
Then you should've declined. I mean, you're the assassin, you should identify your strengths and weaknesses before agreeing to something you couldn't win.
>>8067587
LF apparently
So I hear owain has marked some bitches here
>>8067592
Beruka for one
>>8067578
Mostly because it doesn't end this slide.
>>8067592
wat
>>8067589
I don't recall this being my terms i nthe first place.
>>8067595
No.
>>8067596
Sorry friends, but they've gotten hold on some dangerous artefacts. You are both a necessary sacrifice.
>>8067587
Sup?
>>8067596
But honestly, this is all winding down really quickly.
>>8067576
A loss is a loss, no matter to who.
I don't want the faitg my followers have in me to be in vain
>>8067587
>hi
>>8067613
Now they're both dead.
Winner next slide.
>>8067621
And the winner iiiiiiiiiiissss.....
>>8067621
Let's go for the finisher then. Dai Henshin.
>>8067634
....Rrrrrrrrrrrubick!
>>8067635
u dont look that brave
>>8067634
>>8067635
oh nevermind...
>>8067633
>I'm honestly still enjoying it as if I joined last week
>>8067636
Placie wacies.
>>8067633
Pretty shit.
>>8067636
>>8067634
ONE LINER!
DO A ONE LINER!
>>8067644
Whatever. Congratulations. Thank you.
>>8067634
>>8067636
>>8067644
Nice winner. Congrats, and thanks for having us.
>>8067644
I don't need to take anything from the likes of you, intern.
>>8067658
this is your BOSS speaking
you dont look that brave
>>8067644
Congratulations, thank you for your time, Reigen.
>>8067607
If you'd like a re-do I'd be more than open to it. On your terms, even.
>>8067616
A fair point. It wasn't like you didn't go down without a fight, though. You made for a formidable opponent.
>>8067634
>Rubick chucks the knife in his face as a distraction, then goes in for the push.
Your attempt was pathetic.
>>8067642
Sorry about that.
>>8067636
Oh, this is marvellous! Exquisite! Absolutely exquisite! Thank you for the game.
>>8067660
You are NOT my father.
>>8067633
I come here everyday. I enjoy it still.
>>8067677
>what is up with me right now, hg? Fucking up left and right.
>>8067667
Don't be mistaken, it was an enjoyable fight
>are you sorry about me still enjoying it here or was it just a mislink?
>>8067683
>kissu
>>8067693
a-anon, please
>>8067683
Still waiting for the hamdog rp
>>8067667
I'm not interested.
>>8067633
Three years is when it really gets bad desu
>>8067711
I've been here for 90 years
>>8067650
I got too swept up in the moment, I forgot to add a cool finisher. I've disappointed myself.
>>8067654
>>8067705
Thanks for the congratulations, although you don't sound too sincere about that...
And are you sure you're okay with leaving the competition as is? It was to determine who the better of us two was, so if you're alright with that...
>>8067666
>>8067686
Thank you sincerely for the congratulations. And hopefully your followers realise that, I don't want them to lose faith in you because of me.
>>8067655
You are too kind.
I'M ON A RING WITH ONE DUDEY. HE'LL BOUNCE TO YA AND WILL RUB IT ALL
HUGS
>>8067744
Don't be too disappointed. A clean win is a clean win. Even got a good body count to boot.
>>8067744
If you underestimate me, that's your own folly. I couldn't care less.
>>8067744
It should be fine, I don't think I have many followers around these parts.
>yawns
Good morning
>>8067775
Pepe when
>>8067780
Never
>>8067777
>stares
... Morning Anon... Got some nice quads there...
>>8067777
Good morning.
>>8067760
Four kills is quite the considerable amount, isn't it? I'd hate to achieve a win after only ever picking my nose and sleeping against a tree all game, makes it feel like I don't deserve it.
>>8067767
I don't underestimate you at all, even with that armour hindering your movements you maintained an impressive speed during that silly race. But, the outcome is as it is...
>>8067774
Ah, that's good news then! I'm a little curious though, why do you have people following you? Are you an important figure somewhere?
>Also yeah, that earlier post was a mislink.
>>8067777
Looking good there anon.
>>8067633
Three years is torture.
>>8067805
Hey, you never know when your sense of smell could play into tracking down a potential target. Hygiene isn't always on the to do list for summa these guys.
>>8067815
>kissu
We're the 1 percent meow
>>8067805
I'm Sanae, the wind priestess for the Moriya Shrine. My job is to gather faith for the gods that reside there.
>>8067815
>fugs
>>8067824
Please kill me.
>>8067830
Stop!
>>8067805
Perhaps it's an accurate estimation. Perhaps it isn't. I'll leave that up to you to understand.
>>8067840
>fugs harder
>>8067848
fug off she's mine
>>8067818
I'm afraid a sense of smell is a competitive advantage many players have over me. I had to sever that sense to make sure I didn't die choking on the toxic gas spewed out by a walking flesh sack of pestilence...eugh...
>Rubick shudders remembering that dastardly opponent, the fat sack of meat named Pudge
It's a long story.
>>8067828
Oh, so faith is quite important to you? More so than I initially thought!
Whenever we next have a bout, make sure you win. Your followers would probably have more faith in you if you were able to overcome the one who defeated you earlier.
>>8067846
I'll take it as a subtle confession.
>>8067877
Take of it however you will. I don't care to clarify.
>>8067877
Are you saying that you actually mutilated yourself for the sake of her efficiency in the field? That's pretty fucking hardcore but...
You know they make respirators for that right?
I love my girlfriend so much.
>>8067840
stand still
>aims gun
>>8067877
Of course, winning would impress loads of potential followers. But being around to help those who need it works as well.
>>8067915
Perfectly describes the average konosuba fan
>>8067915
Thats my girlfriend you fucking nigger
>>8067915
>>8067915
Cute
>>8067915
YOUR girlfriend?
>>8067895
Ah, you have not left me much to work with at all...but if you can't be bothered, so be it. I will not disturb you anymore, assassin. You might hire yourself to kill me if I do.
>>8067902
Mutilation? No, that doesn't work all that well where I come from. Broken bones and, well any sort of injury really can be healed with just a word. It's just a magic spell, one that I foolishly can't remove.
Also, I've never heard of a respirator before. Are you saying some kind of device exists that could've blocked out the spell for me instead?
>>8067919
If you want, you could get a new follower right now. I'm curious, does being a wind priestess grant you any sort of special power?
>>8067963
Don't take it personally. I'm not a talkative person.
Or do. I don't really care.
>>8067963
Gaining the faith of others is not an easy job. It takes a lot for someone to have complete faith and trust in someone.
As a wind priestess, I am blessed with the ability to cause miracles, though only when they're related to the weather.
>>8067977
Don't worry, I'm not the one to take things personally. Not that you care, of course. Heh.
>>8067981
People say I trust too easily, it's a serious personality flaw. Faith is easy for me when I can see the real thing right in front of me.
So, you make it rain when there's droughts and keep the sun shining to let life flourish? Snow on Christmas and all that?
>>8068018
Good for you.
>>8068018
Well, yes, but a miracle is nothing but an unlikely event. I have little control over what kind of miracle would occur, if I prepared one
>>8068023
Yes...yes it is.
...
...
...
>>8068032
Hm. Well, a miracle is a miracle. I suppose it doesn't matter all that much in the end.
>>8068038
...
>>8068039
>Sanya
>>8067963
Assuming you breathe oxygen just like humans do, you bet. The entire thing straps around your head and protects your ears, eyes, mouth, and nose from chemical and biological hazards. The filters need to be replaced every once in a while but seems to me that's easier than having an exorcism done.
You win.
I may be stupid, but eventually even I can see when I’m just not wanted. So I’ll leave you all to enjoy yourselves. I’m sorry to whatever friends I have left. It’s been a fun seven or so months, but I can’t stick with anything for very long. Eventually I find a way to screw it all up. Thank you to everyone who made this a fun place even near the end. To the rest of you, I’m sorry this took so long to finally do.
Anyone who still wants to contact me, do it on Discord. You probably already know mine but it’s TND#3463.
>>8068039
What happened to your hair
>>8068049
>look it up on desu
>no results
Worry
>>8068038
I suppose so. I try to avoid using it, since it's so unpredictable.
>>8068051
It went back to normal.
>>8068049
Okay.
>>8068046
...
>>8068049
Lmfao
>>8068039
...
>Cough
>>8068048
Ehhhh? EHHHHH? Such a device would've been of great help when facing that damned walking corpse! Not just him, but the literal embodiment of pestilence itself! The spells of rot would matter not when one has access to such a tool!
How effective is it? You say the filters have to replaced?! After what level of exposure?
>>8068073
All in all, one with access to such magic is surely worth placing one's faith in. Is there a more involved process in becoming a follower, or is it as simple as believing?
>>8068049
ayy lmao
>>8068049
Why try to dramapost about it though? You can leave at any time you know. You don't need permission
>>8068084
>She's just standing there. Staring.
>>8068049
>>8068049
Well... didn't know you all that well but I'm sorry to see you go.
>>8068089
So uh...ah! How about a staring contest then?
>>8068084
Just having faith is enough, but donating to the shrine is a big help as well.
Faith helps the gods to grow in power, so they can help out their followers
You win.
I may be stupid, but eventually even I can see when I’m just not wanted. So I’ll leave you all to enjoy yourselves. I’m sorry to whatever friends I have left. It’s been a fun seven or so months, but I can’t stick with anything for very long. Eventually I find a way to screw it all up. Thank you to everyone who made this a fun place even near the end. To the rest of you, I’m sorry this took so long to finally do.
Anyone who still wants to contact me, do it on Discord. You probably already know mine but it’s TND#3463
>>8068095
...
I don't see the point in it. Not only that, you're wearing a mask.
>>8068090
every time i see this fucking image after someone leaves it makes me laugh and i feel stupid
>>8068106
Looked it up on desu. Either he actually quit or someone's just fucking around
>>8068097
>Rubick digs around in his pocket, looking for something to donate. He pulls out some gold coins, rattling in his hand as he presents them to her.
Do you take gold?
>>8068104
It's a good way to break up the awkwardness I'm currently feeling. And I'll be a good sport and tell you when I blink!
This competition will obviously determine which of us has the better focus. I guess.
he did quit btw
>>8068084
Depends on the model and the intensity of said exposure. You won't know until your filters are bad until you start to notice a difficulty in breathing. Typically you'll want to change them after every instance of exposure when you're able.
>>8068131
Or I could just leave.
>>8068131
Oh, a donation?
Gold will be do just fine, thank you for your patronage
>>8068148
Who?
You win.
I may be stupid, but eventually even I can see when I’m just not wanted. So I’ll leave you all to enjoy yourselves. I’m sorry to whatever friends I have left. It’s been a fun seven or so months, but I can’t stick with anything for very long. Eventually I find a way to screw it all up. Thank you to everyone who made this a fun place even near the end. To the rest of you, I’m sorry this took so long to finally do.
Anyone who still wants to contact me, do it on Discord. You probably already know mine but it’s TND#3463
>>8068148
what did tnd even stand for?
>>8068162
something something Dynamite
>>8068162
Tits aNd Dicks
>>8068162
Teenage ninja dragons or something
>>8068170
I was thinking of Tennessee dragon for some reason
>>8068162
Team Nice Dynamite
You lose.
I may be smart, but eventually even I can't see when I’m just wanted. So I’ll stay you all to dislike yourselves. I’m not sorry to whatever enemies I have right. It’s been a painful seven or so months, but I can stick with nothing for very long. Eventually I find a way to screw it all down. Thank you to nobody who made this a painful place even near the beginning. To the rest of you, I’m not sorry this took so short to finally do.
Anyone who still wants to succ me, do it on Club Pinguin. You probably already know mine but it’s PurplePinguinDancer#3463
>>8068049
God speed, I'll miss you.
>Rikka is a spic
Who would've guessed.
>>8068140
...huh.
I'll have to look more into this. Thanks for notifying me of this thing, Suz. It may be a little too late for my own nose, but my friends back home would greatly appreciate it.
>>8068144
Actually, I'll be the one to take that initative. I've got to depart myself. Well, I suppose it was...nice...
...
...
>>8068150
Ah, I didn't get it all.
>Rubick empties out his pockets, thousands of gold coins spilling out of his pockets and piling up on the ground.
I will leave you with that. I think that should be an ample enough declaration of my faith! Much luck to you, Sanae.
>>8068197
>proof?
>>8068197
That was google translate m80. I am though, and I've said that multiple times
>>8068202
Farewell.
>>8068197
I fucking hate spics and their stupid language
Build the fucking wall
How dead are we? We talkin like, 10, 15 people max?
>>8068202
No problem.
One thing about us terrans, if there's a problem eventually we find a way to solve it. Not having any kinda magical influences really forces you to think outside the box at times.
>>8068213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPKHxbOg19s
:
^
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>>8068202
You're messing with me, aren't you?
There's no way you could have been carrying that much with you, let alone just giving it all to me.
But they do look real... I wonder how I'll get these back home.
I'll see you later, then.
>>8068250
>kissu
>>8068250
>eats calamari
>>8068250
>pollutes the ocean
>>8068250
Why the tears, what happened?
>>8068250
>Gives pudding
>>8068250
nice rp
So I'll take that as a no to a game then. Later fags.
>>8068253
Go away ~de geso.
>>8068260
>Picks up with tentacles and throws at >>8068262
>>8068267
I can't find where I put my cell phone ~de geso...
I'm certain I had it the last time I was here ~de gesooo....
>>8068268
>Sniffle.
P-Puddink ~de geso?
>She takes a spoonful of it with her tentacle and starts eating it.
...It's not helpink ~de geso.
>>8068271
Have a good day m8
So I'll take that as a no to a succ then. Later fags.
>>8068212
WHO WILL AUSSA NOW BEG TO TALK TO NOW?!
>>8068276
Why would you cry about something as trivial as that? Plenty of people can't even afford phone, you should consider yourself lucky enough you can.
Anyway, did you try calling yourself on another phone?
>>8068317
I don't have another phone... Mine was a gift anyways ~de geso...
>>8068276
>overwhelming autistic screeching
>>8068326
Then you should ask someone who does have one.
I don't have one either, so I can't be of much help
>>8068336
Back to lookink, I guess ~de geso...
>Solemnly walks away to try and find her lost phone.
Pedophiles are for meat grinders
>>8068345
Truth.
>>8068336
Please kiss me
>>8068344
Let's just hope the battery didn't die.
>>8068352
Good evening to you as well, Subaru.
>>8068365
Just a little peck?
>>8068388
Not even a blow kiss. You can't just throw yourself onto a girl and expect them to like you that way
>>8068396
That's fine. I'll try again tomorrow.
>Subaru crawls back under a rock to wait
>>8068403
Get out of there, you're not some kind of centipide.
>>8068418
I know I'm not, but I am a shut-in. If I'm not hiding under something then I'm doing a bad job of being a shut-in.
>>8068431
>slaps
>>8068436
>is slapped
D-Don't abuse me.
>>8068431
But hiding under a rock won't do you any good either.
You don't have to be a shut-in, nobody will bite you.
>tfw want to play an ava but most of the art is tumblr-tier raceswap garbage
>>8068444
>>8068436
This man just slapped me. You couldn't have been any more wrong, Sanae-tan.
>finds a much larger rock to hide under
Until the threat levels drop, I must hide. I can't afford to die in this place.
>>8068446
>how many images do you end up with if you cap the source material?
You have to eat all the eggs.
>>8068443
>retracts the slap
OK.
>>8068446
Tumblr isn't that bad******
******For art exclusively.
>>8068452
You're not going hide just because a little brat slapped you, and I'll make sure won't
>>8068470
You can't do that. Women are meant to be protected, not doing the protecting. I'd be the laughingstock of this world if people saw you sticking up for me.
>>8068478
You'd basically have to take a video to jpg converter and sift through all of the images it spits out then. What's the tag? I'm a masochist
>>8068477
I wasn't talking about protecting you, you're more than capable to do that yourself. You just have to stand up for yourself Subaru, I know you have it in you.
What's bothering you? Just being slapped can't be it.
>>8068478
>I see. Not sure how I could help out, but there has to be other sources for art besides Tumblr for your character.
>>8068478
Now I'm curious who the character is and why there's so much raceswap shit.
>>8068509
What makes you think something's wrong? Nothing's wrong! Everything's amazing! I just like being a shut-in. It's nice to sit back and do things instead of being responsible! How could you even suggest that something's wrong, Sanae-tan? You're being beyond silly right now!
>>8068526
You don't have to put up such a sarcastic tone, I'm just trying to help you out.
>>8068505
>>8068517
I'd rather not say because if I do go through with playing her, I'd like it to be a surprise.
>>8068509
There are, but a lot of it's really bad too, just for different reasons. There's the occasional really cool image but I'm really not motivated enough to sift through all that garbage to find something good.
>>8068535
I don't need help. There's nothing to help me with. You're starting to piss me off with your stupid accusations. If something were wrong, I would fix it. That's what men do, Sanae-tan.
>>8068541
>damn, must suck.
>good luck if you decide to continue looking later on
>>8068547
I see...
I'm glad to hear that there's nothing wrong, then.
>>8068568
It's better if you take care of yourself first. Don't worry about others when there are a good amount of problems you yourself should fix. Leave helping others to me, okay?
>>8068576
Excuse me, but I'm doing great. What are you talking about?
>>8068586
Let's be real for a moment Sanae-tan. Just by looking at you I can tell you've got some problems you need to sort out. Why not ask for help? I'm standing right here, so you're more than welcome to ask me.
>>8068596
But Subaru, I'm fine.
I'm in tip-top shape. But thank you for the offer, you're really a caring person.
>when you want to pick up a vidya character but you can barely find any art of him, only his later transformation
Life is suffering
>>8068627
I assume they transform pretty early in the story then
You guys wanna put bets on when TND comes back?
Im gonna say a week. And then he'll leave again a fortnight later.
>>8068614
That's right! I, Natsuki Subaru, am a caring, loving, and stable person! I'm pretty sure I'm the greatest, bestest person here.
>>8068635
Eh, there's still an entire campaign with him pre transformation IIRC. It's just that the transformed version is far more well known
>>8068643
What happened this time?
SHUT UP!
Omedetou, 4chan fags.
>>8068649
I bet you think you're humble as well
>>8068654
Someone needs their morning coffee...
>>8068661
I'm very humble. I'm probably the most humble person here! You can't get any more humble than me! Basically, I'm what a man should be. I'm prime beef, Sanae-tan. Grade A foodstuff.
>>8068643
He has to regenerate his thin layer of skin.
>>8068665
Don't get full of yourself now.
You seem much happier than earlier, don't you think?
>>8068651
He got upset we weren't paying him enough attention and we all supposedly hate him.
Left the discord and made some sobstory post about an hour ago.
>>8068674
I'm always happy. It's just that I'm happier being by myself. It's the way things need to be. The natural order and whatnot.
>>8068675
Do you have a link to that post?
>>8068678
Understandable. Just promise you won't hide under a rock, and get a room instead, you're better than that.
>>8068668
Skin doesn't take that long to grow back. If thats all he had to do he'd be back sooner.
Probably has to reinstate his facade that everyone will love him so that when one dude shows slight displeasure to him he can crack again.
>>8068680
>>8068049
Here you go
>>8068687
But what if I like living under rocks? It's cramped, which makes me feel warmth, which is something I kind of need.
>>8068650
Who dat?
>>8068693
I'd be lucky to get 20 since everything is either of the Lich King or the Death Knight transition phase he had directly before
When it gets cold outside and you've got nobody to dab
Suck my dab suck my motherfucking dab
What I've DAB, I'll DAB myself, to make up for what I've DAB
DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB DAB Dab Nye the Science Guy
Some DAB once told me
Damn dabby back at it again with the white dabs
Dab n tittes dab n titties, dab dab titty titty dab n titties
We got that dab dab dab dab time of the year, we got that dab dab dab dab time of the year
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>>8068691
Let's keep the rocks the home for bugs and moss, Subaru.
A bed with blankets does a much better job at keeping you warm.
>>8068709
Don't get me wrong! If I could I'd sleep in a bed fit for a king, but I don't have a house here. or a room. or anything for that matter. I barely have a change of clothes, let alone food to eat and water to drink.
>>8068701
You've tossed a terrible salad, Arthas
>>8068701
OOOH SHIT.
That's a damn shame, Arthas would be an interesting character to see.
>>8068701
Collect all the official art beforehand. Tumblr and DA are unfortunately probably your best bets.
>>8068721
>>8068724
>>8068701
>>8068717
Really now?
I was expecting that there would a village around here somewhere. But even if that's the case, a tent or a sleeping bag would still do a better job than a freaking rock
Is one am a good time to be wandering around openly drinking?
>>8068739
You see, I have no money. I'm a shut-in, remember? I don't work. I don't do anything. I just sort of lay down and wait.
>>8068743
Why wouldn't you be allowed to drink? People need to do that to survive.
>>8068743
You really shouldn't drink at all, that stuff isn't good for you.
>>8068752
That's terrible!
>hands you a bag of coins
Herr, take this. It's from an earlier donation, but you need it much more than I do
>>8068761
>he drops the bag of coins on the ground and kicks it away
I don't need donations. I can get money myself. I just have to actually do something to earn it. I'll do something about that when living under a rock starts to take its toll, but for now, I'm like a spring chicken. I've got no problems, and I won't be accepting pity money from frog girls anytime soon. I'm not some weak man that needs stuff handed to him, at least not yet.
>>8068775
Don't see it as a donation, it's a gift from me to you.
How do you expect me to sleep in peace knowing you're out there in the cold?
>>8068789
You'd sleep in peace by wrapping a warm blanket around you, duh. I'm right with that answer, right? I feel like I'm right. I'm definitely right. Definitely.
where the cute anime girls
SETHING
>>8068802
You're wrong. You're going to stay at the shrine with me, I'm sure we still have a few empty rooms.
>>8068752
An idiot as always Subaru.
Never change.
>>8068753
Its good for my mental state.
>>8068812
I'm here~~
>>8068819
>kfcs you
>>8068820
AHHH!!
>>8068823
You look like a bo-
Oh, you really are a cute anime girl
>>8068819
>>8068812
>>8068812
Right here.
>>8068815
I don't think so. I may be a mooch in more ways than one, but leeching off of someone that works for a shrine is beyond low. I'd have to be the devil himself to take advantage of good people like you and that other shrine maiden. Trust me Sanae, I'm fine. Living under a rock isn't all that bad. It may get cold sometimes, but it builds character!
>>8068819
>>8068823
Hey, as far as we know it is water. Don't say it's anything but that. You can't get into trouble if you're drinking H2O.
>>8068823
People make the stupidest mistakes when they're drunk. You're better off just quitting.
>>8068819
That's a very well made mask, if you ask me.
>>8068838
Come on Subaru, I insist. Denying help isn't manly, it's just foolish. There's no shame by accepting a friend's offer.
idiots
>>8068838
But you're a boy...
>>8068837
N-nice tum
N-nice feet
N-nice shoulders
>>8068850
You're not wrong. In fact, you're as right as rain, but laying around soaking up the sun won't make me look good in front of the other shrine maidens. If I do this you'll have to turn me into a full-fledged shrine maiden.
>>8068812
>>8068857
>Yukine actually right for once
It's like a who's who of the cancerous oldfags right now. All of hoshi's pets in one thread.
Time for vidya.
>>8068857
>>8068858
How about this thing? It's a cute girl or something. Worse case scenario we gotta touch it up a bit to turn it from a 4/10 to a 10/10. It's always important that we've got stalking material around these parts!
>>8068871
>Hoshi
>Relevant
>2017
>>8068872
But that's a boy too...
>>8068870
And that's a cyclops!
>>8068884
I'm an Xbox, not a cyclops...
Do you have to wear special glasses for gaming?
>>8068888
Me? No, no... do you?
>>8068828
Yep, The cutest of anime girls.
>>8068843
Y-Yeah.. Its some prime H2O I've got.
>>8068850
But that's a great part of it. Making stupid decisions is fun.
>>8068862
But I'm the only shrine maiden at the shrine. You can stay a few days, so you can find your own place
>>8068871
Literally who?
>>8068872
Huh? What do you want from me?
>>8068898
Nope! I'm built for playing video games, no hand-holding required!
>>8068825
>Excuse me check your avian privilege that is an offense term
>>8068829
...
>Click
"Fancy equipment you've got there."
>>8068843
"Well, aren't you dapper."
>>8068850
"Different masks for different identities. It's what people are best at."
>>8068899
You're just messing with me now, aren't you?
Try to stay safe and drink in moderation
>>8068907
How do I play games on you?
>>8068899
Can you prove that?
>>8068915
...
>She inspects the edge of her ax.
Not really. But you've got something to hide.
>>8068927
With a controller!
>>8068932
Best console right here
>>8068884
We can turn it into a girl.
>>8068899
Mind if I take a swig of that H2O.
>>8068902
So you're the only one there...are you sure that's a good idea? Two people living in the same place, one boy and one girl, that sounds kind of fishy to me. I think it'd be better if I lived under a rock instead.
>>8068905
You're a girl now, Yukine. Time to buck up and act like one.
>>8068899
cutey girls meow
>>8068940
Thanks Anon!
I kinda wanna fuck female Izaya now...
>>8068932
Where do I plug it in?
>>8068946
That doesn't work, I'm in expert in that. But you can dress him in girls clothes I guess
>>8068915
Dapper's a strong word to use. I'm mostly a greaseball most of the time.
>>8068915
So you're an actor? Marvelous.
What brings you here?
>>8068946
Well, Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako are there as well, but they'll gladly let you stay for a few days.
>>8068946
I'm not a girl! I don't want to be a girl!
>>8068957
I have wireless controllers!
Also Kinect! You don't even need a controller if you use Kinect!
>>8068966
Xbox, open Netflix
>>8068972
Alright, Anon. What did you want to watch?
>All these genderbends
What next a male Junko?
>>8068956
I want to fuck genderfluid pansexual androgynous Izaya
>>8068980
Open " The big bang theory" , autoplay all episodes, but cut out everything that isn't Bazinga
>>8068930
>When you mainly work with baseball bats and hammers, anything becomes fancy
>Chickenman tilts his head
"And what makes you think that."
>>8068959
"Sure. Let's go with that."
>He hefts his baseball bat up dutifully
"Looking for someone. Goes by the name 'Soviet'."
>>8068958
"What's a greaseball doing in a suit like that? Is the prom tonight? I haven't even picked out a dress"
>>8068987
t. Izaya
>>8068957
That does the same thing. If he dresses up as one he'll be a cute trap, which gets just as much attention as a normal cute girl.
>>8068959
I'm not sure who they are, but I guess that makes the deal all the more reasonable. Take me there now, Sanae-tan! I wanna take a nap and forget I exist for a few hours!
>>8068965
Do you wanna become a trap instead? I heard those are all the rage now. People won't leave you alone if you hit the delicious soft trap spot!
>>8068992
You mean that weird communist soldier?
He's not here at the moment, as far I know
>>8068981
Mion sent me a folder of Male Junko once.
It's pretty fucking dank
>>8068992
Let's just say I found it deep within the confines of a working man's closet.
And you prancing around in a dress would look weird, but if you roll that way it's fine. I heard that's all the rage now.
>>8069005
Now you're going to have to post at least one.
>>8068997
No! I'm just a regular big boy!
>>8069014
I don't have it on my phone.
>>8068923
No way near it. Making mistakes is part of life.
>>8068927
How do I prove that?
>>8068946
Go for it my bromie
>hands him some refreshing H2O
>>8068949
M-Meow~
>>8068992
Your contraption. Your mask. Doesn't that say it all?
>>8068991
>>8069002
>>8069016
>>8069032
Ok shit. I would a genderbend Junko.
>>8069015
Well you're acting like a regular big girl, so I guess it's too late. Welcome to womanhood, Yukine!
>>8069017
>opens up the bottle and downs half of the H2O
Man, that really is good water! I can't imagine how *hic* much that cost you!
I'll host if Owain gets in here right now.
>>8069032
That's one of them. My favourites are the one with Naegi and the one with female junks.
>>8069047
NO! STOP SAYING STUPID THINGS ASSHOLE
>>8069047
It cost me a pretty penny I'll say that.
The penny had atleast a few thousand instagram followers thats how pretty it was.
>>8069050
Does 2cool count as Owain? Also if you do decide, can He still be a tribute since I only have this one picture?
>>8068966
Oh nice, but where's the display?
>>8068997
Yeah, that's a good idea, dress him up!
>>8069017
I dunno, do something cute?
>>8069121
Do you have a TV?
>>8068997
They're the goddesses of the shrine, didn't I tell you before?
Oh well, you can come with me if now, I have some stuff I have to attend to.
>>8068981
>>8069017
Everyone makes mistakes, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't try to prevent them
>>8069121
Uh.. Okay?
>does something cute
I-Is that good?
>>8069159
We learn from mistakes. So the more we make the more we learn.
>>8069196
Making the same mistake twice won't teach you anything new.
>>8069196
Me on the right
>>8069214
Greetings, japanese symbol
>>8069196
>Neo stands behind them, imitating their pose.
>She lasts a couple seconds before making the motion of giggling.
>If they were to turn around, the ice cream girl would pull out what appears to be a phone and start poking at it.
>>8069130
I have one, but it's at home.
>>8069196
Yeah that's pretty good, I'll believe you.
>>8069295
We'll have to improvise then.
Hmm....
Do we /ABSOLUTELY/ NEED a host?
>>8069344
Yes, if someone doesn't host right now, Hillary will become preside t.
>>8069344
I'll take it.
>>8069360
>>8069368
Give me a second to make a new thread for 16Kb/s Games Pt. 4 then.
>>8069383
I will enter with a very small filesize
>>8069393
Same
>>8069383
Nice