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Who's your favorite grass type?
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>>8046722
N is.
This marriage thing is getting out of hand.
>>8046722
I dunno! Dunno!
Which one knows where all the best Berries are?
>>8046722
Sylveon!
>>8046703
>sopping wet now
Oh come on! I really liked the trees though! how do you like all this water?
>>8046538
>a group of krabby surrounds the keep, several scores large still chanting the same thing
>>8046751
>marry to all legendaries ad N
>>8046773
Uh, that's bad.
>>8046722
Not trevenant.
>Raise the drawbridge and go back to work.
>>8046751
Hey you!
You happen to know where N is?
Ya smell like him.
>>8046751
Hey Black, is this close enough?
>Idk, probably a football field from Gateon?
>La'liona'd
>>8046791
>marry Zorro to black
>>8046743
But I'm not a grass type...?
>>8046791
I'm already married... So unless Gladion develops a sudden interest in both Black and polyamory I can't see this working out.
>>8046859
.... Fuck.
>>8046708
I don't know.
>>8046859
I dun diddly dum seen any garsh dawn N's round these parts.
Golly gosh.
>>8046866
Thank you.
>Stuff plushies in a sack.
If shit looks like it's going south come get me.
>>8046888
WHY?
>Head into Gateon and look for the guy.
>>8046888
...
>>8046813
>>8046760
Sorry, was meant to be a little splash, not a big one.
>>8046888
uuuuh who is that!?
>>8046813
how much longer are we on this smelly boat?
>>8046900
>marry to black
>>8046947
it is okay!
>dumps a bottle of water on sylvie
now we are even!
>giggling
>>8046850
>The Krabbys just get louder
>>8046927
...
You mocking me son?
>>8046900
Well if its not cabbage hair.
We found 'im boys.
EARL, go track his eye-pee.
>>8046927
>Well, there's a guy with a speedboat and a headscarf.
>Probably the guy.
>He's got a Nidoking out.
You got the goods, kid?
>>8047001
Hehe I guess we are.
>>8046927
Alright, I'll be waiting out here if you need me.
>Time to get comfortable in Nebby's mane, because he has no idea how long this will take
>>8047002
>>8046998
>Take a shot of that shit Palkia teleported me.
>Switch team.
>>8047006
Shut up, Clem. I don't need you on my ass right now.
>>8047033
>Slam bag on the ground for effect.
Hell yeah I do.
>Step on it.
Money first.
>>8047036
I am going to try to get some sleep... if I can.
Good night!
>>8047055
Yer sounding like you want me to be in yer ass right now.
Teach you a lesson in politeness and respect.
>>8047055
>Dubsfail
>Instantly suspicious
Open the bag first, kid.
>>8047071
Yeah I think I will too.
>>8046998
... Why? I already said why I'm fairly certain this won't work out...
I suppose I'll tell Gladion what happened if he ever wakes up from hibernation...
>>8047006
Nonono please don't... Why are you like this?
>>8047084
Fuck off.
>>8047088
>Kick it to him.
Why don't you do the honors?
>>8047114
>He looks in the bag.
Looks like you bagged a 'Slash and a 'Wak alright.
Just one little problem. I don't see no signs of a struggle here...
>Suspicious Stare
>>8047159
Meloetta, duh.
You think I'm a chump?
>Meloetta goes out.
Ain't a chump.
>>8047214
>Grunt.exe is processing...
Well, shit. That's pretty fuckin' clever, kid. Here's the cash. Pleasure doing business with you.
>Grunt has Nidoking unearth a buried briefcase, and fucks off with the bag.
Boss is gonna promote me for sure...
>>8047250
Pleasure doing business with you.
>Make sure the briefcase isn't bombed.
>By having Frillish with Damp check it.
>>8047282
>Surprisingly, the briefcase isn't bombed.
>It also contains a note from the employer, offering access to "goods not normally available through conventional channels at any price, and fit for a person of your stature".
>>8047327
Neat.
>Stow note.
>Put on a pair of gloves and head back to Sun.
Suuun. I'm not dead.
Probably. Hopefully there isn't Anthrax in this thing.
>>8047383
>And take briefcase.
>Fucking hell I'm forgetful tonight.
>>8047327
>The Grunt will almost certainly be sent on a suicide mission for his perceived incompetence.
>He leaves behind his Nidoking and a nine-year-old child he didn't know existed let alone that he fathered.
>>8047383
Cool! Uh... I dunno what Anthrax is, but I'm assuming it's deadly so... Hopefully not? Where are we going?
>>8047470
I dunno, you got anywhere you wanna go?
>Hand him the briefcase.
Consider it a marriage gift by the way. Or at least something to help you get your feather.
>>8047494
(Just wanted to tell you everyone in discord is impressed with your keikakus.)
>...and now for the trending topics in the late night news
>After multiple fights with the Almian mafia enforcers, five homicides, three fatal accidents, one suicide and four Liepards on the run, the "Where in the world is Blue" group does a comeback to Hoenn
>While in Almia, fangirls attempted to climb the entirety of the Altru tower from the outside, to the amusement of onlookers and the annoyance of the mafia.
>In the end, the hint was found in a trashcasn just outside the tower
>Now to our field journalist at Fallarbor, awaiting the ever shrinking but not any less energetic Blue fan groups to arrive
>>8047494
Uh... I didn't really have anywhere planned. I've mostly been wondering around while I wait for jobs... I guess we can let Nebby choose?
>Briefcase: get
Wait... Is this the cash?
>Take a peak
Holy heck! Thanks dude!
>Go for the hug
>Try not to make it awkwardly long
.... Don't you have a lot of people you have to give marriage presents to?
>>8047623
(Fuck yeah we are. God damned Black Yagami.)
>>8047623
>Thanks.
>I hope I can continue to impress you guys.
>Or at least avoid getting wasted since this is my only char.
>>8047693
>Hug him back.
Not a problem.
>Hops on Nebby and leans back.
Hell I didn't expect that to go nearly as well as it did.
>Put batteries back in Xtransceiver and turn it on.
Ready?
>>8047494
>Ring, ring.
>It's a call for you, with call ID only marked as "MC&D".
>Answer? Y / N
>>8047632
Hoennfag here, you're fucking kidding me.
These fujos are gonna scare off the Fallarbor Abomination before someone can catch it!
FUCK!
Anybody got type coverage advice for a single unknown opponent, by the way? I want to be ready for anything.
>>8047751
>Answer it.
-Black.
>>8047773
Have you tried not chasing rumours
>>8047803
Ah, good evening.
My business partner has informed me that you have done a great favor for our associates.
As he may have explained, our company specializes in the acquisition of exotic, esoteric and taboo goods and services, fit for only the most discerning and elite clientele.
I was inquiring as to whether you might have interest in our services, and to offer you a direct line to our personal agents rather than a more traditional company contact...
>>8047773
Fan Rotom with air balloon!
Anyway, take an Eelektross with an Air Balloon, a Shedinja, and a Pokemon with Skill Swap
Or just a Shedinja with a Focus Sash, but I'd still say bring something with Thunder Wave to paralyze it with, and to switch it out if looks like there might be a sandstorm or hail!
>>8047742
>We're typically pretty lenient about character deaths, unless it's your own fault
>N has died at least twice to random RNG/Anon fuckery so you should be fine man
>>8047742
>>8047803
Yeah, I'll let you finish that call though!
>>8047632
>Nebby's third eye sees all
>And what Nebby sees right now is a brilliant place to go for fun and snacks
>>8047850
I swear, one of my buddies got pics! It's purplish, and has huge tentacles and a mouth full of sharp teeth!
>>8047907
A Shedinja I can do, but nobody wants to be seen with an Ellektross after the Lilycove thing. That's just asking for trouble, man.
I'll keep the Thunder Wave thing in mind though. Thanks!
>>8047882
Hmmm... Interesting.
I'll be happy to join. Will you be offering me more work or is it a one time deal?
Aaaand... If I'm interested in these items do I have to meet you somewhere?
>>8047907
Thanks Sun.
>Mess up his hair.
Sorry I snuck out I had to have a meeting.
I heard Black did something with coocoos?
>>8048005
Employment may be offered, if you are so inclined.
As for any business transactions, we can discuss the generalities of any commissions or offers over this frequency. I trust that your X-Transceiver is a secure model.
Have a splendid evening, Mr. Black.
>>8047959
Your loss - it's like you don't want an untouchable float eel!
>>8048005
>He whines in protest and tries to flick Black's hat off
>>8048105
Hey Nate! Yeah, you also missed out on marriage shenanigans - most of everyone here is married to Black or that Reuniclus.
>>8048105
Nothing to worry about, Nate.
>>8048133
I'll be in touch if I have any questions or interests. Thank you.
You have a splendid evening as well.
>End call?
>>8048168
Hey!
>Snatch his hat.
Mine now, let's go.
>>8048186
>Ding.
>Call ended.
>Zibel gets to trying to figure out how to wire up the house and make plumbing.
>>8048186
>Roll to marry to the Swords of Justice
>All of them
>>8047632
OK, Hoennfag here again.
Why is KNN of all places cheering somebody who robbed a truck full of medicine?
>>8048242
.... That's a lot of rings... Do they even come off? Mine doesn't.
>>8048186
Aw... I feel naked and exposed.
>He makes a half assed attempt to steal his hat back
Okay, let's go!
Nebbbbbyyyyy!
>La'liona into Fallarbor town
>Evens right at the edge of town, odds into the middle of a crowd
.... What the heck?
>We interrupt this program for a special report
>A massive fight has sparked at Route 113 between Blue's fans and a various groups of rumor seekers, poachers and other trainers trying to find and capture the so-called "Fallarbor Abomination", and other supposed rare and powerful pokemon in the area
>Believing that the fans camps would scare their targets away, they got confrontational, starting with verbal threats, to pokemon battles, to hand-to-hand battles between fans and trainers
>The Fallarbor hospital is at max capacity, necessitating to transport patients to Mauville City
>There are no official counts on victims, but they're expected to be very high
>A few fans have rumored if they interpreted the hint correctly, and if the next hint isn't actually at Fortree City
>>8048218
>Cool.
>>8048242
Seriously? I'm turning into a real prince with all this jewelry.
...I'll be honest, Cobalion is kinda cute.
... Goddammit I can't believe I confessed that.
>>8048313
>Plop own hat on him.
Bam.
>>8048318
What the fuck? What the fuck?
>>8048318
>Gladitto - currently imitating Blue - sips tea and watches the news
Well then. This gets more amusing every time.
>>8048327
>Flying Fujo attack!
>Well, it's not so much "flying" as "angrily hopping"
>Only does actual harm on dubs, because fujo is not stronk.
>>8048378
Ow.
Time to see if rockstar can calm the demon Fujos.
>Black puts headphones on him and Sun.
>Meloetta uses Sing.
>>8048318
I'm gonna, like, stay inside and snack on Puffs.
Like, until this all blows over.
>>8048327
Cobalion is cute...? Fuuuuuurrrryyyyy!!
>Hats: swapped
Huh...? Oh heck, that's swe-
>>8048318
NEEEEEBBBBYYY WHY ARE WE IN A-
>>8048378
AAAAAAAA WHAT THE MEW
>Sun yells and throws a malasada at the fujo's face
>>8048407
>Headphones: get
.....? What...?
>>8048289
Sometimes you have to throw impartiality out of the window and call things by what they are.
>>8048318
>Sipping coffee
This is fucking amazing.
>>8048356
Cheers, man.
>>8048421
Shut your mouth Sun! I can't help my furryness. N infected me with it.
Keep the headphones on.
>>8048441
>He stands up.
Break it the fuck up or it's Perish Song next!
>>8048433
The fuck does that mean?
They assaulted a vehicle and its crew and stole their cargo.
How the hell is that admirable? Those guards hadn't done anything wrong except be in the way of some looters.
>>8048456
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Anonymous sent out Exploud (Lv50, 252 HP, 252 SpAtk)
>Exploud uses Boomburst!
>>8048456
>That gets their attention all right
>They retreat back to their own separate camps, giving each other dirty looks as they flee town.
>Street brawl: mostly ended.
>>8048456
.... But Black, I don't even know what the term furry means outside of regards to a Pokemon's physical fluff, how could I have possibly made you one?
>>8048456
Huh...? Sorry Black, I can't hear you!
>>8048480
Oh heck! Nebby, Sunsteel Strike!
>Yeah I can't calc right now soooooo
>>8048480
Bad. Hit 'em with a good song.
>Meloetta uses Focus Blast.
252 SpA Meloetta Focus Blast vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Exploud: 656-772 (310.9 - 365.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8048484
Thank you.
>>8048489
Shhhhhhhhhut up I will come over there and kick your butt, dude.
Don't make me.
>>8048526
Oh. Good shot.
>>8048526
>>8048532
>Both attacks land on the Exploud's face
>Or would if Exploud's face weren't mostly mouth
>Either way, he ate something really bad and is now knocked the fuck out
>It will be a miracle if it leaves the PokeCenter any time this week
>Anonymous screaming cunt has fled!
>>8048532
But Black I'm sitting on my bed, how can you possibly kick my butt?
>>8048532
>>8048581
>He pushes one of the ear pieces far enough back that he can hear Black talk
So... What are we doing with this?
>The Explous is nudged with a foot
Dropping it off at the Pokemon Center?
>>8048465
They were just doing their jobs, yes. But I lack sympathy for anyone that colludes or implicitly agrees with the duopoly in this much needed medicine, or any other.
>>8048581
Think before you attack next time.
>>8048586
Yeah, shame.
I'll come over there and kick it after I'm done chilling with Sun.
Did I get you any plushies?
>Roll for if there are any suspicious plushies in N's room.
>>8048614
Yes, please.
>Seismitoad is put out.
>He helps them take the pokemon to the center.
Sorry I think I went a little too hard on that pokemon.
>>8048633
So just because the meds weren't being thrown out like candy, until those thugs hit the truck, the driver and the guards had it coming?
No wonder the private security business is booming with people like you running around.
This was robbery. Full stop. No excuses.
>>8048645
>ship with sun
>>8048694
Given the seriousness of the situation yes, the meds need to be affordable, by force if needed.
>>8048742
Guh, I'm not even gonna try to argue with entitled looter trash like you.
All you understand is force, and it's not like I can reach through the computer and violate NAP.
I'm going to sleep, in my own hard-earned bed with my own hard-earned pajamas.
>Admire decent work.
>Bring fishtol tank inside.
>Flop on cot.
>Snooze.
>>8048662
See ya? Take better care of your pokemon.
>>8048706
Okay.
Goodnight Hoenn.
>Crash out on Nebby.
>>8046722
spooky
Deerling is my favorite
Sensitive spider bump
... I think I almost died last night! I forgot that sleeping in Nebby's mane instead of on it is a bad idea.... Whoops.
>>8051733
That does sound like a bad idea.
>>8051733
>>8051817
What is a nebby?
>>8051900
I'm guessing its a big pokemon with a mane of some sort, probably just his nickname for it though. Anyways, good morning Zorro did you sleep at all?
>>8051913
Gooooood morning!
I slept a little actually. it was nice. What about you?
>>8051943
Didn't sleep as well as I would have liked, guess I'm not used to being on a boat.
>>8051900
>>8051913
Nebby is my Solgaleo! I think he's the only one here right now, so I'll send a picture!
>>8051996
That's a pretty cool looking pokemon, quite unique.
>>8051943
I got to thinking last night, are you going to contact Steelix somehow when we get to unova?
>>8051948
yeah boats suck! i am surprised i slept at all!
>>8051996
whoa he looks cool! I never seen one before!
>>8052017
I think i really should. I do not want her to worry again.
>>8052079
Yeah I can just imagine how worried she will be when she wakes up and finds everybody gone.
>>8052194
well we did have to leave super quick so we did not get arrested.... sorry about that...
>>8052218
It's fine we did what was right.
>>8052484
Yeah i sure hope so...
I never have been this far from home before.
>>8052613
I don't think I've ever asked you this but are you from Kanto originally or from another region?
>>8052651
Noooope. I barely left Cerulean City before i met frankie.
What about you?
>>8052687
Kalos originally but my trainer moved to Kanto a few months after I hatched.
>>8052713
I thought Kalos was like super awesome! Why would he move?
>>8052768
He met a girl online and moved in with her, she was primarily the reason I evolved into a Sylveon to begin with. She was quite affectionate with me.
-sylvie
>>8052797
Yeah looks like it! Why did you leave?
>Frankie: wake up, still a little groggy
>this boat smells like Magikarp
>how the hell did I even fall asleep here?
>>8052923
>Cocoa may or may not still be in her Pokeball
>>8053017
>OH NOES
>Frankie: Release the Cocoa
>Pet dat 'vee
Sorry about that...
>>8053054
>Cocoa snugs Frankie.
It's all right.
>Vee looks around the boat.
So... where are we?
>>8053082
>Frankie: look around
We're heading to Unova. Surprisingly, we're pretty close now.
>>8053099
>Vee nods, murring.
So... that makes three regions I've lived in so far. Sinnoh, Kanto, and soon to be Unova.
>>8053125
>Frankie status: curious
Sinnoh, huh? Was Sinnoh alright, for the most part?
I've never been there before. Heck... I've never left Kanto before.
>Chuckle
Here I am, the least well-traveled member of our group...
>>8053267
>Cocoa shrugs
It was all right. Wasn't the most exciting though. That and I was trying to survive as a wild Pokemon in a place where Eevees aren't native, so...
>>8053348
Dang...
Well, at least in Unova we'll be in a decent place, and you'll have us to help take care of you, OK?
>Frankie: Pet that 'vee more
>>8053520
>The vee nods, nuzzling Frankie.
Yeah... besides. After that one event, I'd rather not be wild again. And I like being around all of you.
>>8053540
>Frankie: big smile
I like being around you, too.
You're the best.
>>8052854
Why I left my trainer? He was unhappy that I evolved to a Sylveon instead of whatever he wanted so he released me.
>>8053823
Mhm...
>>8053886
...So now you're with us instead?
>>8053942
Yeah it's funny cause I had originally come to Frankie's house for something entirely different but then weird things happened and I just stuck around.
>>8053959
I'm kinda in the same boat... I can't remember what I came to Frankie's house originally for, though. Something about an Eeveelution party?
>>8054014
Oh yeah that's right, that was before Jamie left and Cinder... uh yeah.
>>8054040
>Cocoa looks back at her messed-up hindquarters and right hind leg with a heavy sigh.
...
...Part of me... a part of me kinda wants to finally settle on Flareon, as... as a tribute of sorts, to Cinder...
...but... I dunno. It does sound like it'd be nice to do that, it'd be poetic, and all, but... it just doesn't feel like it'd be... me.
...This is me. I'm an Eevee...
>>8054098
That's alright if you want to keep your identity, it's completely understandable.
>ANOONOMOOSE NUKES THE WORLD XDDDDDDDDDdddddd
>>8054138
>Cocoa gives a smile, snuggling against Frankie. And, if Sylvie is close enough to the two, snuggling against her as well.
...Thanks, Sylvie.
>>8054303
ecks deeeeeee
>>8053886
I am glad you are here then so i guessed it worked out!
>>8054722
Yeah I am too
>she hugs Zorro
>>8054784
>hugs
Yeah!
I am bored. what can we do on a boat for fun?
>>8054842
Given there's hardly any room, probably not much at all unless you want me to splash you again.
>>8054859
nothing with water! hmmm....
I have no idea! We can not really burn anything here....
>>8054915
...
...Something tells me that unless you want to burn candles, there isn't really anything you can burn where we're going that won't cause people to call the cops on Frankie.
>>8054915
>>8055023
Yeah it seems like we're stuck bored until we get to unova.
>>8055023
Yeah candles are super boring though....
>dramatic sigh
>>8055136
But bored is not very fun!
>>8055154
Parcheesi?
>>8055136
>>8055148
Hey!! Hey!!
You guys forgot someone!
>Mort is presently swimming next to the boat.
>>8055148
>a shadowy figure stalks over the firefox
>>8055634
...what
>try to pick Mort up out of the water using her ribbons
>>8055634
>>8055656
>Cocoa snugs the fished-out-of-the-water Mort.
Hello.
>>8055154
what did you call me?
>>8055634
Whoa you are pretty good at swimming!
>>8055640
uuuh
>heavy breathing
>>8055656
>>8055681
>>8055685
Bleh.
>He coughs some water out.
H-hey! What'd I miss?
>>8055685
>The figure is soaking wet from well... swimming
>it really wanted to get here...
>jaws theme plays at it leans in close
>>8055702
Just us having to leave really quick for some reason
>she grabs a towel and starts drying Mort off
>>8055702
noth-
>>8055710
UMM
what do you want!?
>>8055733
>>8055739
Oooh. Well uh...
>>8055710
...Should I burn this guy?
>He coughs a little.
>>8055768
Probably but we're so cramped you'll probably end up hitting us as well.
>>8055710
Uh, who're you?
>>8055787
Uh...
>He stares at the frozen in time Zorro and figure.
...Okay.
>>8055943
Hiii, um, have we met? I'm Mortuus. Uh, Mort is okay!
>>8055967
...Uh, I don't think so. I'm Cocoa, it's nice to meet you...
...But uh, I was talking to the dark figure looming behind Zorro.
>>8055996
Yeah I know!
But... They aren't moving. Do you see it? They're like... Stuck.
>>8056017
...
...Huh. Odd.
>Cocoa pokes the figure.
>>8056046
...Should we push it off?
>>8056080
>Cocoa shrugs and pokes it again.
I dunno... pushing it overboard seems a bit far...
>>8056109
Well... Okay.
We're going to Unova, right?
>>8056165
Mhm. We're gonna be living in Castelia.
I think.
>>8056165
Yeah our trainer's boss has a house for us in Unova.
(Hey how far of a crossover would it be if I played a crazy forest dwelling dude in a mask and used Skull Kid as a faceclaim?)
>>8056273
(As long as he's standalone from his series we don't really mind. )
>>8056298
(Alright if I'm on and someone gets lost in a forest he'll throw Pineco at them until they leave or something.)
>>8056344
(sounds fun)
>>8055739
>>8055768
>>8055943
((Tfw I had to f-off for a bit))
MRPH! (Hiya)
>he waves at the group
>Zibel has nothin' to do so he fugs off to go train for a bit.
>>8056521
Hey its a creepy guy in a gas mask, this surely won't end badly.
>Vibri is flying around Celestic town
>she's probably annoying all the people as she flies past their houses
>>8056864
>Vespi waves to her.
Are you looking for something?
>Marshadow doesn't understand why this building has so many bottles in the back.
>Who is Spinda anyway?
>>8056649
>...zzzeh...
>Roll to wake up
>>8056890
>Vibri waves at Vespi as she flies past
Nope, I just like flying!
How are you?
>>8056928
>..zzzsnort
>Wake up and smell the salt
>>8056959
>She floats after Vibri.
I am fine. How are you?
Would you like to go somewhere else?
>>8056999
>Fall off bed
Owwwwwwwww
>>8056999
>>8057046
>Tie a sheet around his leg.
>>8056709
>"it's a creepy guy in a gas mask"
Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Mrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>he's crying behind the gas mask
Mrrr hmm mpp rrr hmm? (Why are you so mean?)
>>8057027
>Vibri stops flying around and hovers next to Vespi
I feel great!
We should go somewhere and do something fun!
>>8057077
>Sheet was tied very loosely
>Sheet acquired
Eh, why
>>8057101
I-I can't understand you...
>>8057126
???
>>8057129
>Toss a pillow at him.
>>8057108
Hm...
>She pulls out a map of Sinnoh.
Do you see anywhere that looks particularly interesting?
Maybe... The Resort?
>>8057193
>Miss, flies off, and hits the wall
Heh
>Throw another pillow back
>>8057287
>sb
>>8057149
Mppp~..... (oh.....)
>he walks to the nearest wall and hits his head against it
>>8057287
>Marshadow catches the pillow.
>He tosses it up and kicks it back at Gask.
>>8057319
Hey don't do that, do you have a dex or something that has text to speech?
>>8057287
>sb
wow this guy throwing pillows at marshmallow babby, rude as fuck.
>>8057211
Sure, sounds great.
Lead on, queeny!
>Vibri is vibrating excitedly close to Vespi
>>8057353
>turts
>>8057359
>homosexual
>>8057355
>She chuckles a bit and kisses Vibri.
Let's be off then.
>Queenly leading the way noises.
>Roll for if she actually knows the way.
>>8057331
>Headbutt pillow away
Heh, nice try shortie
>Grab another pillow and throw
>>8057419
>Miss.
>He rolls to kick the pillow back at Gask.
>>8057437
>Grab the last pillow on the bed before shortie ghost watches his kick miss
>Damn this bed has a lot of pillows
>Break the rules of all pillow fights anywhere and throw
Heheheh CATCH
>>8057483
...
>Miss.
>Hop off.
...
>Roll to flip the bed.
>>8057408
>Vibri flies alongside Vespi, doing little loops in the air every so often
Don't you mean, let's bee off?
Have you ever been to this resort place before then, what's it like there?
>>8057483
>fly in and pick up the pillow then drop it on somebodies head
>>8057505
Eheheh nope
>Roll to grab on the bed and prevent any bed flipping
>>8057523
>Turts
>>8057473
(You got me.)
>>8057507
Let's bee off. Sorry, I can't beelieve I would pass that up either.
I've been there a few times. It's rather nice.
A good place for a date I would say.
>She chuckles.
With my lovebug.
>>8057534
>Pillow get.
>>8057537
>Miss??
>Grab the boxspring part.
>Flip the freaking bed.
>>8057537
>>8057589
The world renowned miss-off continues!
People from all across the world are tuning in!
>>8057537
>Rolling off the bed and into the floor
OOooof
>>8057534
Bees, eh?
>>8057589
>Jump on to the mattress
Nnnnooope, heh
>>8057622
...
>>8057629
This isn't working...
>Ice Punch him.
>>8057589
>>8057629
>uses the power of shitposting to make this stop
>>8057629
>>8057672
THE FIRST HIT HAS BEEN MADE!
THE WINNER IS MARSHADOW!
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN IN ALL MY YEARS I HAVE NOT SEEN A MISS OFF OF THIS LEVEL!
>>8057622
>How could this happen
>>8057672
Ow!
Is that so, heh?
>Ice Punch back
>>8057731
>Grab his arm.
>Flip him.
>>8057576
Aww, thanks honey.
Sounds exciting, I've never been on a date beefore.
>Vibri starts the back and forth swaying thing as she flies alongside Vespi
I've been kinda lonely up until recently, until I met Smeargle and his friends.
Before them I only had Goldy, but he's a grumpy guy, not very fun to talk to most of the time.
There was my trainer too, but I'm not sure what happened to him, he kinda just disappeared one day.
...Sorry if I'm boring you with this, not sure what made me bring it up. I just kinda felt like telling someone.
>>8057716
Arceus whyyyyyy
>>8057795
Heeeeeeh?
>Attempt another Ice Punch
>>8057820
>She sideglances Vibri.
>Hell she's too cute.
Ah, well I'm glad I can bee a good date.
>She chuckles.
Who is Goldy? We may bee travelling for a bit so I'm happy to listen to whatever you have to say.
>She smiles.
You aren't boring me. You're my friend, aren't you?
>>8057848
Ow. Bad... form.
>Marshadow uses Ice Punch.
>>8057716
Oh wow... Aren't you Arceus?
>>8057927
>roll to fuse marshadow with jirachi to make the ultimate shortstack
>>8057946
Wait wh-
>Fuse'd
>>8057927
EH heh heh!
>Aim another pu..
>>8057946
>>8057958
EH?
>>8057939
Wooooogie!
>HotDad disappears in a poof of Sun distracting spicy malasadas
>Last two numbers is how many there are.
>>8057958
>>8057946
Whaaaaat
>>8057946
>>8057958
>>8057977
>>8057990
Uh...
>Marshadow becomes Fighting/Steel?
>>8057977
>Marshrachi uses Doom Desire.
>Gask has a Doom Desire!
>Two turns left.
>>8057958
>>8058079
What the he-
>>8057979
>Sun, Black, and Nebby are all covered in a flood of malasadas
>>8058079
>roll to marry the ultimate shortstack
>>8058118
>Deny marraige
>>8057897
I can already tell it's going to great, as long as I'm with you.
>Vibri laughs
Oh yeah, Goldy's a Golbat I found the day my trainer disappeared.
It was really weird because Goldy was lying in my trainer's clothes and stuff, he never told me where he came from or what happened before I woke up though.
>Vibri smiles back
Thanks, that means a lot.
>Vibri moves closer and gives Vespi a quick kiss on the cheek
>>8058079
Eh heh?
>Panic
>Rush to the ship's deck
>>8058079
I KNEW MARSHADOW AS YOUR CHARACTER JIJI
>>8058145
>fail roll
>you couldn't refuse
>wedding ring appears on the ultra-short stack
>>8058118
>>8058145
>N.
>>8058172
>Marshrachi follows you.
>One turn left.
>>8058194
>Fuck.
>>8058194
>Roll to murder anon in his sleep with a rusty spatula
>>8058198
>WATERFALL
>>8058198
>N.
>You successfully summoned the N to thread
>>8058147
>She flusters a bit at the kiss.
Ah... That is strange. Perhaps someone laid a curse on your trainer to make him a Golbat?
>She laughs.
I'm joking. But, if you ever want to tell me anything I'm here to listen.
We should be here soon.
>She leads Vibri through the trees into the resort.
>>8058300
>>8058245
>Can't waterfall the Marshrachi stack.
>Doom Desire hits.
>Odds and it hits with half power.
>Can't crit so dubs don't matter.
>>8058287
>>8058300
>Help.
>>8058340
>Woosp, 'mon overboard
>Hit with the Doom Desire mid dive
Owwwwww... you win, eh
>>8058340
.... can you tell me where you are? I believe Colress can unfuse you.
>>8058367
>Oops.
>Get Marshtomp back on board.
>>8058400
O-Orre?
>>8058306
Maybe!
>Vibri laughs a little too
Of course, you can always talk to me if you need to as well.
>Vibri follows Vespi through the trees
>she's clearly excited for the date
So where are we going for our date, since you've been here beefore you should know where the best spots are, right?
>>8058464
>f-fuck this was meant as a joke uh...
>Roll to summon tur- lolapix
>>8058464
I... believe we have some new agents in Orre. Head to Pyrite town and I shall see about having Colress pick you up.
... Unless you can teleport yourself to the Frigate?
>Ping Colress
>>8057319
Why are you going to Unova?
>>8058490
Uhh, yes?
>>8058484
Of course. I'll tell you all the boring things about being a monarch sometime.
>She laughs.
Not a butterfly.
Seems it's mostly empty today which is good.
>She gestures for Vibri to follow her.
>She leads them over to a couple of sun chairs under an umbrella.
>She plops down and smiles.
There is a spa and a few other things to check out if you're interested?
>>8058572
Wh... what? I'm not ready for this
>>8058490
>>8058553
>>8058572
>>8058596
Uhh...
>Marshrachi uses Iron Head on Alolapix.
>>8058507
Y-yes?
>>8058656
>is crying on the floor from iron head
W-why?......
>dude why?
>>8058656
Alright. I've already alerted Colress to your arrival, so if you could teleport yourself to the Frigate he can work on separating you.
>>8058689
...
>>8058700
>Teleport to Frigate.
>Colress's lab.
>Fliers for "The great Swoodini's Fine China Diner" are appear-ify'd to most everyone here.
>Location: Lavender town, right next to the tower/radio station.
>Footnote: Inquire behind for a special meeting with the great Swoodini himself!
>In fine print: Marriage and divorce services available, ask in back for more details.
>>8058507
>>8058700
Say wh-
>>8058728
>Loud shrieking.
WHAT THE FUCK?
>>8058595
Oh come on, it can't be that boring!
>Vibri follows Vespi over to the chairs and lands on one
Whatever you think would be good, as long as it's with you.
Like I said I've never been on a date before so I have no idea what I'm meant to be doing...
>>8058728
>The first thing jiji does to a girl is headbutt her
What a charmer
>>8058772
(You don't headbutt females? What a barbarian. )
>>8058737
... Did you not see my ping?
>>8058728
Good luck, friend.
>>8058772
I know right?
>>8058772
>(not head butting bitch women)
(What's wrong with you?)
(Wait, ice fox dinndo nuffin)
>>8058728
>is still crying on the ground
I WANT A DIVORCE
>>8058749
>She laughs.
Well maybe to me. Planning assassinations is boring now.
>She leans over and pats Vibri.
I don't really know either. I think it's just spending time together and doing things?
You aren't afraid of water are you? You are ground type...
>>8058796
...No.
I'll get to work fixing this I suppose.
>Grab DNA splicers.
>Science time.
>jiji got butthurt and left yet again
y do we have him as a GM again?
>>8058464
>...
>....
bruh
>>8058922
>theyre all rolling for shit instead of defending jiji
lel i told him no one liked him
>>8058922
>>8058950
Hey.
Hey you.
Fuck off.
>>8058964
i talked to him in DM
he wouldnt kno who this is tho :^)
>>8058950
(We aren't talking about it in OOC because it isn't necessary - no one fucking agrees with you. If I didn't like him I wouldn't spend six hours a day talking to him, shitbag. )
>>8058903
I would wish you luck, but you don't need it.
>>8058977
Delet self.
>>8058867
Wait, assassinations?!
That's uh...a bit scary...
>nervous bug vibrations
Um...I'm not afraid of water, as long as it's not too cold!
back again with your daily krickefeed
>>8059065
>She laughs.
I don't normally assassinate my lovers. Mostly since you're the first.
Alright let's check out the spa.
>She floats over to one of the houses.
>Roll for if the door is unlocked.
>>8059095
Well, that explains why that Gengar seems to be cursed.
Who wished for Krickefeed to have a decent article,by the way
>>8059148
>Vibri hovers in after her
Oh, ok!
>Vibri laughs a little, thinking that the assassination thing was just a joke
So you're going to have to walk me through this spa thingy, I've never been to one before.
>>8059182
>Vibri starts vibrating gently
>>8059182
Ah.
>Well you certainly flustered her now.
>>8059263
Well first you're going to want to take a seat.
>She gestures to the benches.
I think we do the... Steam part first and then the water?
>She grabs a bucket of warm coals and put them in one of those metal thingies.
... This should be right?
>>8059095
Considering all the legendaries I'm married too I'm surprised I'm not on some watch list.
>>8059496
>roll to marry to magerna
>>8059496
>marry to volcanion
>>8059095
>90% of men headbutt women on sight
I-is that why?
>sniffling and crying
I WANT A DIVORCE
>crying on floor
>>8058100
>Roll to successfully emerge from the malasada pile
>>8059521
>>8059536
...Volcanion is kinda cute I guess.
>>8059566
I have witnessed a miracle. The god of malasada hath arrived.
>Snag a spicy malasada and munch it.
>>8059566
Mmmmmmmph.
>>8059582
.... how many legendaries do you think are c-
>>8059593
Ahhhh I'm sorry!
>Roll to rescue the Cincinno from malasada hell
>>8059593
>>8059610
When did you have a Cinno?
Did you steal it from Nate?
>>8059648
Nope! I think we both own it? I'm not sure, he kinda got teleported to an apartment before we could figure it out.
>>8059648
black would you rather be kissed by cobalion or sun
>>8059496
>>8059648
>Shitty walky talky static: "Yes I have visuals, over."
>>8059610
>>8059745
>Cinccino latches onto Sun.
>She's shaking. Badly.
>Black might notice that almost her entire body is covered by a cast or bandages or some combination of the two.
>>8059745
Uh huh...?
>>8059769
...Both? Maybe stick N in there and make it a sandwich.
I dunno, I'm a lover.
>>8059788
Hey, you alright? What happened, Sun?
Now that I'm not half shadowbeast I'm gonna go put crumbs in Mew's chairs.
>>8059832
Can you please not.
>>8059832
You're a monster
>>8059832
i wish you would hug mew
>>8059854
I am!! Hahaha!
>>8059871
Well... Okay?
>>8059853
>Roll for hug skill.
>>8059788
Hey, you're alright! We aren't there anymore, you don't have to worry!
>Roll to calm down with pets
>>8059816
Uh.... We found her in some sort of.... Fur place? With a bunch of eggs and like... Broken hip and stuff. I thiiiiink the nurse said she was withdrawing from some... stuff? Breadfeast? Breakfast...? Something like that.
>>8059883
>Make up for Jiji's lacking hug skills with your own.