I may have involuntarily been part of an obscure game that happens on 4chan and reddit and other boards (or at least used to). There's not many info online to find, and It's hard to confirm any of this, but I am curious to know more about it and if it was for real. It's called Hunger Games (though I believe it's far better and more complex than Hunger games the movie, I think it's something more along the lines of influencing a person to achieve personal growth and contribute to society, via social engineering and hacking).
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>>8041240
Why posting a long post?
>>8041305
what you mean by long post?
>>8041323
What do you think I mean by long post?
>>8041338
sry didn't know the rules, still don't. Emphasis on involuntarily, so
Jeez, we are very dead.
>>8041389
are you who I think you are?
question, how did you hear about HG?
>>8041389
Wait, You're new into this place?
24 in 5 min or bust
>>8041406
I hope it is just for today and isn't like this for the rest of the week. Then we will really be dead.
>>8041406
i don't think this is an actual hg thread
So. This counts as a thread then?
What is Pi times infinity squared?
>>8041406
Not on the inside at least
I'm about to meme all over you underages with my good ass RP just wait
>>8041441
Infinity
>>8041462
You're gonna rp an ass?
First 7 decides character I play. Name source if obscure or whatever
>t. Newfag
>>8041418
Well, not completely, I lurked some 6 months or a year, and posted 3-4 on pol
Anybody else find this recent influx of newfags suspicious?
>>8041487
Engie
>>8041510
Name 10 newfags that appeared in the last two months
>>8041510
>newfags
They are just pretending to be new
>>8041487
Baron von Beige
>>8041487
Angela Merkel
>>8041510
Sorry man
I just caught wind of you guys from /vp/ and thought I would have a look see
>>8041487
Ghandi
>>8041541
are the hunger games still banned over there on /vp/?
>>8041541
>takes your water-pocket-monster-thing
>>8041493
>Oh, you don't have an ava?
>>8041541
>Dont be sorry, we should say thank you
>>8041418
>just wait
was that your instruction or i messed up copy+paste? Yes, I was asking about this(if this is it) since I suspected on 4chan yesterday and day before, once on b once on pol If I remember right. Yesterday there was this "magic" thread where you chose an avatar based on the number between 1-24 i randomly picked 16+ and got Nanu avatar/name
>>8041566
I don't personally believe it was accidental, I got hacked/messed with because I didn't agree with either extreme left or right.
>>8041538
Just wait a few my friend. People will return soon. I just know it.
>>8041553
Far as I know yeah
Something about it not being board related last I heard
>>8041554
Come on man what did the Mudkip ever do to you?
>>8041566
But I haven't done anything to be thanked for mate
>>8041573
>I think I understand...?
>before you do something else and for EVERY NEWFAG do something i have to say that ignore shitposting and you will be ok
crikey
>>8041609
for a while they would make some threads on /trash/ for their games but they stopped doing that so i was wondering if it was no longer banned
thanks
>>8041609
>you're still here, and we should thank you for not leaving like bunch others
>>8041593
>what?
>>8041620
I finally found you, you monster 'cric-
Wait... god damn it, you're not that monster at all!
>>8041609
It's a shame really. /vp/ games are really fun
So is this literally just a thread about some dude asking what HG is or was this some bizarre bait/trolling thing?
>>8041662
yeah nah the hell you talking about spastic
>>8041674
>>8041674
>I believe him
>>8041675
It's nothing... weird creature. Just observing for a 'cricket' as all.
>>8041702
what do you have against crickets
>>8041660
I mean the reason some1 picked to hack my pc, and changed content inside it, like web pages content (only layout stays the same), and changing recommendations and so on.
I'm saying it was probably because someone got angered during a debate or smth and somehow volunteered me for this, if I am right what this is though?
>>8041630
I think they just stopped caring or just lost interest
>>8041660
Well it's not like there is much going on back home either
>>8041672
There were pretty fun from what I seen but I never got a chance to hop in one myself
>>8041674
Who is doing that?
Post entertaining HG images.
Ah, peace and quiet. Seems like as good a time as any to spring this on you.
Welcome to the One Hundred and Fifty-second Classy Games!
I'll have 36 of you. Ready...go.
>>8041754
Comrade Soviet
>>8041754
Haru
>>8041754
Lana
>>8041754
Iris the Irish
>>8041754
Switch
>>8041717
>Ooooh, now I UNDERSTAND
>well this is basically a rp thread, you choose avas (charaters) and you interact with people while replying to a hunger games simulator
>simple, right?
>>8041754
Rubick
>>8041754
Len
>>8041754
Tapris
>>8041754
a big, thick, juicy cucumber
>>8041754
Junko Enoshima
>>8041715
I have nothing against them. An old man around these parts asked me to kill one particular 'cricket'.
It has adamant-like skin for protection and it's larger than your average cricket.
>>8041754
Burger-chan
>>8041754
Captain Luna
>>8041754
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8041754
Araragi
>>8041754
Serval
>>8041754
Gabriel
>>8041754
Kawaii Muslim Girl
>>8041754
Eggman-kun
>>8041754
Asuka Shikinami Langley
>>8041754
Lady Bomber
>>8041754
Classy Suz
>>8041754
Tiny harp
>>8041754
Rika
>>8041754
Junpei Iori
>>8041754
Slime Tits
>>8041754
Mizore Shirayuki
>>8041754
Stella
>>8041733
I think I lost the screencaps of Suz fucking Bundt but I'll always have this one saved.
>>8041754
Kirara Bernstein
>>8041754
Beruka
>>8041754
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>8041770
You got this, right?
>>8041754
Sticks
>>8041754
Shigure
>>8041754
Ratatouille
>>8041754
Flash Man
>>8041815
These character designs get weirder and weirder
>>8041754
Senshougahara
>>8041813
Yes.
I shall thrust once more into the fray.
>>8041754
Ash Crimson
>>8041835
(Sort of, yeah)
>>8041846
Someone got his head into the game. Just don't do it to me and we'll be cool, kay?
>>8041854
>Alex Jones
>>8041526
There aren't 10, and they're all cancer who need to be pushed out
>>8041766
ye sounds simple enough, doesn't really explain how I ended up here, and the social engineering pt, but maybe I'm just beeing paranoid about it. I would enjoy playing some of this with you guys, but I'll need to go check out the FAQ or rules or w/e to see how it works. Sorry for bothering you if you weren't connected to this.
>>8041880
>>8041754
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8041877
Don't worry.
Only those who try to cross me shall be penetrated and broken.
One roster.
As I have received exactly 36 of you, there shall be no review. Bloodbath next.
>>8041754
Deutsches Reich
>>8041909
However, I'm willing to grant a dispensation for this poor fellow.
>>8041891
>We don't have a faq or rules etc.
>i will like to explain it to you
>>8041911
Last one in...man I'm good.
>>8041884
In what way? They aren't the faggots that use Discord. I don't see the problem
>>8041911
>tfw overdressed for the classy games
>>8041927
Huh? Nah, get the game going.
>>8041911
Have fun.
>>8041909
>>8041802
>>8041911
Banned again... Oh well. Good luck everyone one.
>>8041911
>>8041969
Are you actually retarded?
>>8041911
That's the weirdest dog I've ever seen.
>>8041911
>>8041969
You are at district 8, silly!
>>8041969
You need your eyes checked, trooper.
>>8041969
Are you fucking blind
>>8041985
yo is this person retarded?
>>8041965
>>8041911
>>8041809
If there is time.
>>8041998
Holy shit!
>>8041969
Dude, come oooooooooooon.
>>8041968
>At least im a source of info
>>8041985
>>8041991
>>8041996
Whoops. I didn't notice. Was first one to join in game so I thought I was in first district/
>>8041943
Avafags in general are cancer. We need to just push everyone away and let this shithole finally die
>>8041961
Very well. Let us begin.
It's been a while since my last Bloodbath, and I see quite a few new faces. If you're feeling a bit more masculine or feminine than you expected, consider it a message to tell me whether you're a guy or a gal if there's any confusion. Rika gets First Blood, yadda, yadda, yadda...
>>8042034
>jaded oldfag
>>8042050
Fan of the classics or what?
>>8042050
Wow, I'm getting pretty good with the whole stabbing thing.
>>8042050
>laughs at araragi
>>8042050
At least I don't have to deal with that crazy badger again.
>>8042050
dead on the bloodbath again
oh
: c
>>8042004
If I get back in this game, thanks. Like what you did with the hair. Pink was so not your color.
>>8041910
Alright then, good. Guess it ain't good for others but whatever. Have fun.
>>8042050
Guess it was all for nothing. I wonder if the classy have any fancy hiding spots.
>>8042066
Come 'ere and I'll show ya who the real stabbin' captain is.
>>8042050
>>8042069
S-Shut up... What's so funny about it...?
>>8042050
oooh! a drink! wonder how it taste like!
>>8042050
Only from the best. She has a harsh and chilling attitude towards us.
Okay, maybe something resembling commentary this time.
ALLAH AKBAR! *explosion*
In other news, it seems appropriate that this particular team failed their ambush. Mizore shows a pair of ladies her appreciation for Beethoven. Sticks...whatever it is, sounds like a real jerk.
>>8041928
Ok sure, how do you want to explain it? meet somewhere or here? I don't mind about the game though, as least as no1 got hurt aside muh feelingz
>>8042112
That's what you get for having shit tastes in qts
>>8042139
Get outta here rookie.
You're better off hiding in a cupboard somewhere.
>>8042154
I swear to god, I'm going to kick your ass Shion.
>>8041968
Or whoever can explain what's been going on with my life for last 6-7 days.
>>8042139
Wew!
>She wipes her hands on her clothes, immediately regretting it.
Ah jeez. Hey Raven! You got a washing machine here? I only got one of these.
>>8042139
I blame the anime girl. It was her fault we fucked up ambush. Cyka wouldn't shut up.
>>8042139
You really should've assembled a better party. I mean, you assaulted us with a cucumber by your side. A cucumber!
>>8042139
Thanks for handling those three. I didnt want to get my hands dirty.
Two and a half months, or so, and you've achieved fifteen at the first pop. I'm mildly impressed. Now all we need is an interminable stretch of peace, and we'll be back in business.
>>8042139
I don't want to take another bathe today!
>>8042150
>well, I have nothing to do about what happened with your pc
>but i will like to explain some things about here
>>8042176
I feel like someone kinda used me as a character for RP game through social engineering and hacking/remote controlling my pc/smartphones and rest of electronics. It was a fun ride so far, but would just like to get some info on what's going on, so I know I'm not at least already too far gone in insanity, that's all, which is possible.
>>8042139
>>8042159
Funny thing being I don't even need them.
>She tosses it aside carelessly.
Talk about an oddly-specific statement there, too.
>>8042094
Oh, and you keep the hell away from me, you creep.
>>8042050
>she head pops to the music
Aw yeah.
>>8042139
>she looks shocked
I am no friend to egg man!
>>8042220
Whatever you're referring to, it wasn't here
Was it on /pol/'s HG threads?
>>8042214
ok sure, I'm interested/ curious about that as well.
Sticks uses a stick? How deliciously appropriate. Maybe Eggman was wrong; I like that fellow. An argument about who's the classiest ends by default. Rika shows mercy to Beruka...will she regret that later?
>>8042257
>starts singing louder
>>8042241
What's up? Eh, which one were you again? No offense but all you guys in armor look the same.
>>8042257
Oh come on. I was saying that I was the least classy of everyone. Why'd ya get me?
>>8042223
Clearly you don't know what you're doing. If you can find a better, safer place to stay out of the way take it.
>>8042257
>she looks surprised
My stick, MY MIGHTY STICK OF UNDYING JUSTICE!
>she puts the broken stick down, burying it in the floor
You will be missed...
>>8042272
I represent the holy land, I am the Crusader. It's been a while since i've been on.
>Missed the first classy games in months while making something to eat.
Well. I won't be needing this food any longer, as I've decided to take my own life. Any takers?
>>8042174
Wrong. We discussed this last nigh.
nya nya
>>8042294
what is it?
Rubick, classy gentleman that he is, surely looks forward to a potential honeymoon night slime-titjob. Hey, idiots...didn't you just see Sticks kill some people with a stick yesterday?!? Kirara looks to be getting an early start on St. Patrick's day.
*sniffs* Hey, is somebody cooking something?
>>8042294
What'd you make?
Just six corpses this time, but they make a good-looking bunch.
>>8042276
Firearms are just something I fool about with for fun, do you really think I'd be this casual if I didn't have something better?
>>8042241
Oh, great, you're back. Here to ramble about heresy again?
>>8042257
Why bother arguing when we all know who is the classiest. Come on I'm French.
>>8042246
>First of all, don't ever pick up lewd avas
>second of all, ignore shitpost/negative stuff
>3, you have to post an entry for the game everytime someone says "first 24/36/48"
>4, you can pick up avas (characters) from /co/ (cartoons), /a/ (anime), /v/ (videogames) and real persons
>5, people makes other people sound bad, dont trust them everyone is a good person deep inside their bodys :3
>Last but not least, have fun
>>8042307
I shall forge a new justice stick!
>she stabs someone again, but it breaks
Darn it!
>>8042307
There's an incest joke here somewhere
>>8042257
>Rubick lets the blood-stained knife slip from his hand, back hunched and panting heavily.
Huh...that was awfully tasteless of me, breaking out into a murdering spree just like that. I guess I'm not really the classiest after all.
>>8042272
Sorry about that, I kind of lost it for a moment there.
>>8042307
I suppose I'm not against the idea.
>>8042230
>not wanting fat bastard
>>8042284
THE Crusader? Like the only one in existence? Man, I wish I can be a 'the' for anything. Well welcome back, dude. Making the holy land more holier or whatever when you were gone?
>>8042343
Al least I can finally get out of this kimono.
>>8042344
It's quite possible you suck at other things outside of gunplay.
>>8042349
>rubs tum
>>8042241
Knight.
>>8042307
.....
I hate jokes.
>>8042344
Are there any heretics around? I won't tell them you snitched on them.
>>8042360
I'm the only one around, so yes, And yes, the people of the sand tried to retake it.
Oh, what's this? It's peace. Try not to make a habit of it.
>>8042345
You're also mort, as the French say.
>>8042371
Interesting armor.
>>8042297
Oh, then you're getting an even worse as whooping than Shion.
>>8042390
I'd burn mine before the goverment can even lay their slimey gland-hands on them!
>she demonstrates this by throwing a leaf into the fire
>>8042356
Do you THINK I'm interested in that sorta crap?
>>8042366
That's not disputing the thing I said earlier, now is it?
>>8042386
Heresy is relative to the faith, now isn't it? Yours' is kinda...everything not Christian.
>>8042390
>Rika sneezes
What the...?
>>8042245
No I never played HG, never seen it on pol either. It just felt like someone wanted me to end up here by redirecting web content (i'm not crazy, I know the pages themselves don't change, they just change from my perspective). For example let's say I'm listening to some music like Leadbellly- suddenly when I open a new window and listen to a new song, I look back and I see artist name is Hitler instead of Leadbelly (and in the description it has written some manifesto instead of lyrics). I believe someone perceived me as one of the /pol/acks during some raid that was going on pol at the time, and decided to fuck with me. Could be either side, because both Antifa and Pol (Trump clan/group) had issues with me because some of us made an accounting to meme this girl into popularity, August West, and I wasn't right-wing enough to fit in. Then it turned out August West was just a fake Twitter profile (or not fake, better put not personal, but mainly for her art), and they invited everyone from 4chan except me, while keeping one person following me to pretend to be friend of this girl. Idk what their plan is, but it didn't stop no matter where I went or what I did, I'm assuming someone who has a lot of shills on pol, or someone funding the Antifa funded it. I know it sounds all like a conspiracy theory, but it really did happen, I would visit tech support websites, this girl would call me for help with her bf, to investigate him, and then pretended to be gmad all of a sudden if I got to that girl's personal profile (which I could have by accident because I needed to get a real verification that she was in possession of her own phone. They would put little wordplay mixed puzzles to stimulate/provoke me ahead of time, judging I would fall for their tricks, which I did, when her "friend asked for help, I accepted to do it. I'm pretty sure now both of them were being paid or had some favor done to do this, I have no idea why though.
>>8042354
Kind of lost it is a little of an understatement. I mean, I can forgive you but it's gonna take a while to not look like this.
>>8042386
This is real interesting for something I probably would have known if I didn't sleep in class. How bad can sand people be? Throw a little water at them and watch them wash away.
>>8042396
I can't say the same of your own.
>>8042390
Do what you want. I'm done here.
>>8042403
Fix your grammar first dumpass :^]
Kirara: "Does this corned beef and cabbage taste like poison?"
Iris: "You know, now that you mention it, it does..."
Kirara: "Good, so it's not just me."
So endeth the life of the pair. Switch, you need to make sure you've finished the job. Rubick definitely will.
>>8042346
Thx for the tips, and sorry for the longpost again, since I made a 2nd, was kinda important how I got here though, so wanted to explain incase some1 knows about it.
>>8042454
>>8042421
Heresy is everything unfaithful to God, and goes against his words. Now, fess up or become one.
>>8042430
No, no, they aren't physically made of sand, they just live around alot of it, they are still humans, but heretics at that.
>>8042432
Where do you stand on faith? With that armor it's questionable.
>>8042454
>she jumps near the host and sniffs her closely
You have good perfume!
>this wasn't classy at all...
>>8042454
>Fuck. RIP Switch.
>>8042421
I don't have to dispute anything when I know you're full of shit.
>>8042390
Oh the guns I would buy...
>>8042368
>With a subdued groan of delight, she stood on her toes and stretched her arms out overhead.
Three for the third.
>>8042492
>pats tum
>places a treat on her nose
>>8042452
What? I didn't get anything wrong... D-Did I?
>>8042390
Yeah whatever. I just didn't want to ruin my hair fighting some nobodies.
>>8042512
forgetful magus
stop posting these threads
thanks in advance
>>8042454
GUN! GET DOWN N-!
>>8042507
>it slides off
>>8042471
>nah, is ok
>longposts are amazing if they're are rp, just for you to know
>>8042525
Go back to your fur thread heretic.
>>8042422
Hey, Slimey. Do that at your own peril. Rika, you know there's a friendly Muslim girl nearby to get you reliable explosives, don't you? Crying, stories, and stupidity cap the peaceful night.
>>8042454
>>8042475
I really don't know what you guy were expecting.
>>8042481
Yeah, yeah. I'll have you know that my land is Shinto, not that I give a rat's ass. I've seen some tanned girl who says that capital-G God gives her the ability to create art, and some other chick with a black-green coat that never shuts up about spirits guiding and whispering to her.
>>8042492
Ohohoho, you really think so? Care to be proved wrong?
>>8042525
Or you can just ignore us and move on with your day. Thanks in advance.
>>8042512
That's a very creepy and unsettling way to put it, but...thanks? Don't try any funny business with it though.
>>8042543
>she sleeps the moment he opened his mouth, mumbling about the goverment and other conspiracies
>>8042543
Simply untrue.
>>8042550
Funny business? What do you take me for, a Necromancer?
>>8042525
Stop having dead threads.
It's Feast time!
What did I tell you? What the hell did I tell you, huh? I told you to cool it, but no, you wouldn't listen!
What's an avafag no one remembers
>>8042481
That makes it a lot boring then. Doesn't sound too hard to deal with. Been hearing that word a lot lately. What's a heretic anyway?
>>8042512
>>8042524
When you were kinda in your frenzy, you kinda broke my face.
>Getting into a pose, she then covers her face with a hand.
Makes me look a little cooler but it hurts like crap.
>>8042481
It was a gift from the woman I serve, and it's for the purpose of remaining undetected. That's all you need know.
>>8042543
No. Go away.
>>8042580
Tony Hawk
>>8042578
Be silent!
>>8042580
I can't remember any
>>8042580
RCMP Rick
>>8042578
Please tell me you're going to host again. I've missed your games in both meanings of the word.
>>8042544
I guess I have the time to be entertained.
>>8042580
Helljumper
Should I buy a Switch or a decent phone?
>>8042544
The first girl sounds fine, it is gods will for humans to create beauty. The second girl sounds deranged and most likely needs an exorcism.
>>8042583
Any person who strongly goes against christian values, practices witchcraft, and opposes god in any way, denying his will in example.
>>8042585
I still must know your stance on your faith.
>>8042578
OH NO! IT'S THE MAN, I TOLD YOU! THEY WERE OUT TO GET US, NOW THEY DID!
>she keeps shouting and crying until she finally choked up, dying to the shrimp gay Roman Catholic feminist goverment men
>>8042615
Well both can be stolen by niggers.
Buy a gun instead
>>8042569
Creepy mannerisms. Check.
Creepy out of fashion clothes. Check.
Weird glowing stuff emitting from you? Yup I definitely say it's not so taboo to think that.
>>8042615
Why on earth would you ever buy the first run of new hardware?
Have you seen all the shit going on with the Switch launch?
Get the phone.
>>8042580
Stagger Knight
>>8042580
Bobby Ace
Post-Feast, we get to add one more body to the pile.
>>8042602
I'm hosting right now, am I not? Anywho, we shall see how father time treats me. That's as good as I can do for now.
>>8042580
Mobile Infantry
Broly
Cell
Boba fett
Nod Unit
>>8042580
That one astronaut that kept shouting about radioman
>>8042514
Just a wee bit. I'm just mostly bullying you though.
>>8042580
This is a trick question, right?
>>8042618
Okay. Is it bad that I don't know what any of those are except for the witch stuff? I feel it is.
>>8042580
Penguin
>>8042651
I'll never eat tuna again
>>8042658
>>8042624
What did you just say?
>>8042665
Hmm, you were most likely raised in a pagan village, I'll let you borrow my bible for now.
>>8042544
it'd be easier to ignore you if you didn't exist
>>8042651
Damnit man
>>8042578
Good...I was too...inelegant...
>>8042583
Usually when someone's face is broken there's a whole lot less cracks and shattering and fragmentation involved. More bleeding and swollen bits.
>>8042630
Hm, I suppose. From where I come you'd stick out like a sore thumb yourself.
And no. That doesn't mean "where I come from" is anything bad, simply different.
With seven more down, we're left with five ladies duking it out.
>>8042588
>>8042653
Tony Hawk and Boba Fett, hmm? Both portrait-earning winners.
>>8042677
Wouldn't bully as much if you had better tastes. You faggot.
>>8042678
>she hops back alive
I said the man was gonna get us.
>>8042608
>She snaps her finger.
>There's a shimmer in the air, and behind her sort of just...appears a red-painted, highly-decorated tank that looks like nothing practical.
>She grins like a jackass.
>>8042651
Not like I knew either.
>>8042618
She swings around a shovel and has a halo. Think of it whatever you will.
>She waves dismissively.
It's not like I care.
>>8042682
Same for furries, but you don't see any of us complaining about the heavy amount of furry here do you?
>>8042651
I hope you do. Your games are, like, the only ones I enjoy replying to.
>>8042618
That isn't important.
>>8042580
Leatherman
>The frog starts ringing
Purururu
pururururu
>>8042695
No, no, you said something about the church.
>>8042703
I'll dispatch a group to search for her, thank you for your assistance, the church appreciates it.
>Drops a few gold coins into your hand.
>>8042714
It is very important. Are you hiding something?
Oh come on, what kind of nerd cuts their burger before--oh, hey Frank, I didn't see you there. Once again, Rika declines a chance to score a kill at Beruka's expense.
>>8042707
Well, thank you, sir and/or madam. We shall see where the chips fall...
>>8042725
>>8042580
Frederick Von Twirlenkiller
>>8042703
Oh this is /cute/.
What prize grabber machine did you pull this thing out of?
>>8042711
Wrong
>>8042678
Eh, thanks but no thanks. I mean, I lived this long without knowing any of it. I don't think I will be needing it soon.
>>8042688
That's what bothering ya? Can't be the weirdest thing you met. If it is, you need to get out more.
>>8042725
>A confused look on her face, she looks in every direction until focusing back on the frog.
Is anyone else hearing this?
>>8042725
>she pokes the frog with a stick
Are you gay?
>>8042735
What? No that was just the person typing the words in the greentext.
But yeah the church is probably in this goverment coalition too!
>>8042688
I stick out wherever I am. Comes with being the flashiest and the best around I suppose. Thank Gaia I'm not from where ever you come from.If everyone is like you, I think I'll steer clear.
>>8042736
Hehehe....
>>8042735
You won't find her unless he wants you to. And I don't need your damn money, I've got plenty as-is!
>>8042750
I built it.
>There's a hum, and the barrel of the tank begins to glow.
And I don't much like my creations being mocked!
>>8042725
I'm not answering it.
>>8042694
My taste is flawless, you shit.
>>8042750
I could of sworn that guy did some of those including Sheogorath.
>>8042725
Uuuuuuuuh? Frogs aren't supposed to ring.... A DEMON!?
>>8042766
Are you sure? It does contain a tome for healing.
>>8042768
The church IS the government.
>>8042778
Well, god does, so I'm sure they will. And please take it, you've done the church a service.
>>8042725
>Beruka closes her eyes and tunes it out.
>>8042735
I will receive what I am meant to when I reach my end. It doesn't matter.
And considering this place, you've likely never heard of it.
>>8042422
What the fuck am I reading
>>8042789
He was Rick and Fett but none of the rest.
Hey I'm just gonna park this here. Don't mind me, pay no attention if you hear some ticking or anything.
Did somebody order some more Ludwig van and a side of ultra-violence? Stella, Stella, Stella...come on, nobody can be that stupid. Anyway, we have a conclusion.
>>8042778
Girl genius who devoted her skills to a war machine.
That's new. This thing fire lasers or something?
>>8042688
He's awfully judgemental for a homo, isn't he.
>>8042802
It is?!
>she points to the sky
So I guess Jesus is reptile man too! I knew it! It was too good to be true! JUST GREAT!
>>8042804
If it's anything other than Catholicism/Christianity, you do realize your head comes off?
>>8042802
Like you know what a god thinks. I've got more than you've ever seen, thank you very much.
>>8042821
THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR SPARING YOUR ASS?
>>8042766
Far from it. It just reminds me of somebody I used to know, a girl made of ice.
>>8042773
It's for the best. I doubt you'd be able to survive.
>>8042829
Yes, he certainly is. Although I don't know what you mean by "homo."
Good seeing you again, Suz. Have you perked up since our last meeting?
>>8042740
>>8042766
>>8042768
>>8042778
>>8042802
>>8042804
>The young boy appears from the sound and pushes through the crowd gathering around the frog
...Excuse me, hello? Why didn't anyone tell me it was for me?
>The boy takes the frog and puts it up to his ear, making a *click* sound
Hello? Yes, boss, I'm here now. You want me to--no? Okay, yes boss. Thank you, boss, I will carry out your duty.
>He sets down the frog, as it hops away
Uh, sorry about that everyone, it was just my boss calling.
>>8042821
thanks for hosting
>>8042705
you're complaining right now
>>8042821
>The carnage was beautiful. The destruction, a work of art.
>>8042874
Yes, but I'm doing it in my thread.
>>8042821
>Congrats to the winner. Thanks for hosting!
>>8042866
v-vino!?
>>8042835
Reptile? No, Jesus is NOT a demon, pick up a bible for once would you?
>>8042848
I do not know it all, but we converse. Sometimes he does not respond though....
>>8042866
BOY PUT THAT FROG DOWN RIGHT NOW!
>>8042829
Yeah, exactly. The utmost combination of the technological and the arcane!
>>8042866
Oh, for fuck's sake, it's you again? Seriously?
>>8042820
>opens the back doors of the truck after hearing something like a bomb inside the cargo.
>>8042866
>she puts her finger on her chin and thinks
A frog phone... interesting...
>she points at the boy
Hey! What's your boss'sis-s's-sa- oh who! IS YOUR BOSS A GOVERMENT AGENT?!
>>8042894
I won't lend my eyes for no goverment propaganda!
>>8042866
You know what. I don't even want to know.
>>8042837
>The short woman draws out a hefty-looking axe, made of some silver-colored metal.
I've never heard of it before in my life.
>>8042786
>>8042866
I see you've sided with the enemy
>>8042821
Knew I shoulda wore a suit instead. If nothing else, I woulda look cooler in it than the kimono. Nice one, Suz. Thanks Raven.
>>8042802
Come on. When will I need to he-
>She then remembers that half of her face is gone.
I guess I'll take a look. Don't expect me to learn anything else though.
>>8042856
A girl made of ice, eh? Sounds real weird. Can't believe there's people out there like that.
>>8042866
>The girl scratches her head before giving a shrug.
Just caught me off guard. A few more seconds and I would totally give it to you.
>>8042820
Alright. I'll be waaaaaaaaaaaay over there then. Nice truck by the way.
Victory for the snappy dresser...could it get any better than this? Your portrait will arrive sometime hereafter. Have patience, Suz.
>>8042848
Actually, you screwed up pretty royally this game. Sure, it didn't matter with Beruka, but you had a chance to shoot Suz fairly early on...too bad your gun was empty.
>>8042819
I guess he wasn't nearly as autistic as I thought.
>>8042856
You should really brush up on who you are talking to, before making such ignorant comments. I think it's for the best, not for me, but for them.
>>8042821
Thanks for hosting comrade and Congrats blue haired person
>>8042894
>shouts "DEUS VULT" in the distance
>>8042942
Congratulations and thanks for hosting
>>8042916
*Sigh* So be it.
>>8042921
I suggest you watch your back then.
>Draws a large spear
>>8042942
Thanks for hosting, Raven.
Stay cancer, sunshit.
>>8042856
Oh you know. A dude who prefers the intimacy of other dudes.
And you bet. Turns out some sleep was all I needed... Not surprising considering the past few days and how business has played out.
>>8042897
Wow. I bet you save a ton of space and weight usage from the lack of ammunition.
Removes the need for a loader. Aside from in the field maintenance, that's a pretty impressive Improvement.
>>8042942
Truly been an honor. Thank you for putting this on.
>>8042963
>pets the cow
Cutr
>>8042942
>>8042875
>she pats Suz's shoulder
Good job!
And thank you host!
>she leans in close to Raven
This isn't a goverment thing right? Right?!
>>8042970
What? You are not gonna try to read my mind or even try to probe me?
>>8042942
Thanks for the show
>>8042894
What frog? Sorry sir, I don't know what you're talking about, that was just my work phone.
>>8042897
>He looks confused for a moment, and a bit intimitaded
...I'm sorry, I don't know who you are, and if I did, my boss definitely would've told me about it you. But he didn't, should I know who you are?
>>8042916
>The boy is suddenly on edge when you bring up his boss
I can't tell you that, sorry! I would set up a meeting with my boss, but he's very secretive and only meets with the top members, in that case me.
>>8042921
You look funny. Why are you dressed up in crusader armor? Did I miss a convention?
>>8042925
It's all relative, ma'am. I am only an enemy if you consider me one.
However, if you're implying that my boss is an enemy of any sort, then I have no choice but to be your enemy.
>>8042937
It's so nice to know not everyone here is lacking some respect! I'm just glad no one picked it up before me, that would be bad.
Placements.
Seven kills gets you seventh place, apparently.
>>8042937
Trust, me it could be useful.
>>8042960
>Shouts "DEUS VULT" back
A brother-in-arms!
>>8042970
That'd be witchcraft.
>>8042986
I don't need a warrant. Why you all nervous anyway? You have a bomb in that truck?
>flips down helmet visor to prepare for combat.
>>8042894
And the rest of the time it's some nutso claiming he does.
>>8042976
The implementation of magically-supported parts makes them effectively immune to your typical wear-and-tear. Not only tat, due to it's unique construction....
>The humming stops, and the light fades.
The only crew I need is me. I got enough room in there to live in if I wanted.
>>8042942
Because I don't use firearms period. Oh well, I like screwing around, see what I care.
Thanks for the show. And congrats.
>>8043010
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8043008
I do a lot of watching. A loot. This isn't the first time you've shown up here, now is it?
>>8043010
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8042942
>>8043010
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8042988
>Suz reciprocated with a wink and a high-five.
Thanks kiddo
>>8043016
D'aww you're like a little warcrazed homeless lady
>>8043008
Your boss appears to be an amphibian, I suggest finding new work before you find yourself at the bottom of a pond.
>>8043008
Don't lie to me boy, that was clearly a frog!
>>8043016
God isn't specific with who he talks.
>>8042988
>>8043011
Bottom one was meant for you.
>>8042937
You sound insincere. I'm sensing that you share a certain familiarity with her.
In fact, I'm seeing it right before my eyes! So what's it like being made of ice? I never got the ask the one I knew, so now's my chance!
>>8042955
Save me from my ignorance, then. Who are you, and what is your talent?
>>8042976
Ah, so that's what that is. I might be a bit of my homo myself, then. I have some friends who I am quite close with!
Congratulations on your win, by the way.
>>8043010
Thanks for hosting. I'm fine with seventh, as long as the journey was worth it.
>>8043010
At least someone I like won...
>>8043013
HEYA AMIGOS! WE GOT A FUCKING WISE GUY OVER HERE! SHOOT THIS CABRON!
>>8042942
Thanks.
>>8042970
You plan on me making the first move? My liege would't approve.
>>8043008
Consider me an assassin, actually.
>>8043066
that's a shame
i don't like you being happy
And the stats. Suppose some kudos for Ash, nineteenth place notwithstanding.
Thank you for coming along for the ride. It's been a while, but I think it went smoothly enough. Room for improvement, but that'll happen after some months away. If there is a host waiting, you may proceed.
>>8042988
Wha...why on earth would it be a government thing?
>>8043011
I MAY NOT BE CATHOLIC BUT I AM A CHRISTIAN NONE THE LESS! HOWEVER, I BEAR BAD NEWS COMRADE!
>>8043008
>she grasps at the boy
SO HE IS PART OF THE GOVERNMENT!
>she jumps to a nearby bush and hides in it
You'll never catch me!
>>8043042
Now have I ever told you about how the goverment is gonna make us "gay" or whatever that word means?
>>8043011
Well duh, the goverment are a bunch of dirty witches!
>>8043078
Just checking, nothing, really!
>>8043042
I said IF I wanted, I constructed my own damn base, too! And the tanks are more just a really strong passion of mine.
>The shimmer happens again, and the tank fades from view.
>>8043058
Aside from the fact he likes 'talking' to crazies.
>>8043072
Oh I don't plan on making any move.I just gave you a warning.
>>8043079
What is it brother?
>>8043084
THAT'S HERESY YOU'RE SPEWING
>>8043095
The words of god can be harsh and drive some people to fear.
>>8042986
>
>>8043008
I can see why it would be bad. You probably shouldn't do those kinds of calls on frog-shaped phones. Wouldn't want to let everyone know of your dirty business, you know?
>>8043011
Yeah, I couldn't see how a healing spell could be useful if you didn't tell me. So you're gonna give it or what?
>>8043060
A little slow on the uptake, aren't ya? Can't really answer that. It's not like I was made of anything else before then so I don't really got a reference.
>>8043029
I'm afraid it is, ma'am. This place is very weird, I'd know if I was here before. Sorry, ma'am.
>>8043048
Oh! That? That wasn't my boss! Just my phone, haha. Sorry for the confusion, miss.
>>8043058
I don't like what you're implying, sir. That was my work phone, do you take me for a crazy person?
>>8043072
>He looks at you for a moment
Pfft, pffthahaha! You can't be an assassin, everyone would hear you coming with that clunky armor!
>>8043084
>He tilts his head in confusion, not taking the girl's claim very seriously
I'm....I don't have any reason to catch you, ma'am.
>>8043070
Mexicans like you are easy for me to handle! i just have to get behind cover!
>runs back and sticks his head and rifle of the side of the corner of a wall
>>8043060
O-oh. I had no idea. Hey, to each their own I guess. Least you're modest about it.
And thanks, there's nothin' to it.
>>8043084
No. I don't even know who it what you are.
Save it, okay?
>>8043095
What, and you don't want to?
Weeeeak.
>>8043060
Me? Oh, I'm Ash Crimson. As for what I can do...aha~ I think I'll let it be a surprise for you!
>>8043123
Either way I can't stand for cooperation with frogs.
>>8043104
And I thought I might have a challenge.
>She rests the ax against her shoulder.
Strong words for someone who won't lift a finger.
>>8043123
>She takes a few steps forward, towards the man, whisper-quiet.
You don't know much about armor.
>>8043104
>>8043123
>>8043133
>her ears twitch up a bit
Oh no! I've got to go before they catch me!
>she jumps up and sprints away from the thread
(That was fun HG, I'll visit y'all more if I can)
>>8043104
I am of from future. Islam has only become more of a threat to Europe, and has began an invasion into your homelands who welcome them in open arms, while the Muslim migrants rape and slaughter many of your descendants. It is terrible times comrade.
>>8043094
>>8043156
It's not nothing. You wouldn't have asked it, otherwise. You're gonna have to explain this when you come back.
>>8043129
Flush this bitch out of cover! THROWING A GRENADA!
>>8043156
>See ya
>>8043114
Here you go
>Hands bible
Any scenario where you or your brothers are in peril. I know it's served me good on many occasions.
>>8043123
I'm beginning to take you for a heretic.
>>8043151
You seem eager for death, choose wiser words lass. Or you'll find yourself on the end of a blade.
>>8043156
Oh well.
>>8043168
W-what! No, this can't be possible. We had too firm of a grip on the holy land!
>>8043190
>pets the qt on the left
>>8043104
You see, this is why I just don't bother with gods in general!
>>8043123
Oh, really, huh? Because I know about you and him pretty well. I wonder what he would think, if he heard some random stranger talking like this.
>She grins like an asshole, square in to the man's eyes.
>>8043133
Trust me, you get tired of it- and I mean REALLY damn tired- after a few months of being in such a cramped space.
>>8043156
>Having not seen one lick of Boom, I have to say, Sticks seems pretty funny. Or at least, your take on her is.
>>8043114
All things aside, I hope you're not hurting to much. It wasn't my intention...my intention was merely death. Nothing more or less.
>>8043133
You make it sound like it's a strange thing to have close friends.
>>8043149
Surprises are certainly fun, even the deadly kind! Especially the deadly kind. I look forward to it, Ash.
>>8043183
>kicks the grenade away and starts taking a few pot shots at the
>>8043209
Crazy shit happens after a thousand or so years. I blame this on your descendants who have become shadows of shadows of their former selves. The leaders of your lands in the future accept the kebabs to be "accepting" and "morally righteous"... I am sorry.
I just want to rp ;-;
>>8043274
AT THE WHAT?!
>>8042889
this thread belongs to everyone
>>8043114
Ah! You're very right, the only problem is my boss is the one who decides where and when I get his calls, so I guess there's nothing I can do about that!
>>8043150
I don't know why everyone keeps saying that, I don't cooperate with frogs either, nor do I know *how* anyone could do tha--
>He interrupts himself by puffing out his lips, and begins making a ringing sound
Purururu~ Purururu~
>He stops for a moment, looking at you in confusion
Hey, do you hear that? Do you have a phone on you? I think it might be for me.
>>8043151
You're certainly right! Where I'm from, armor is totally old fashioned.
>>8043156
Goodbye, ma'am! Please be safe!
>>8043232
You never know when you'll need them.
>>8043274
I will not allow this to happen! Time to flush out the people of the sand from every corner!
I must be off then, good by everyone!
>>8043219
>Nechronicafags never
Why even live