ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite poster? IC

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>>8040771
me

>>8040771
Jirachi a cute poster.

reminder to ignore turt's plots because theyre toxic to the life of the thread

>>8040798
reminder to kys.

>>8040798
(This.)

>>8040798
This is true

>>8040798
(this desu)

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>>8040685
You're ignorant if you believe that Unova would be the only country torn apart by this, and even more so if you believe those in power wouldn't stomp out this plan well before it ever takes root.
>>8040771
( I like Gladi and Jirachi, but I've been having fun teasing Nate as well.)

>>8040809
He's right though.

>>8040798
(starting to agree with this after he tried to explode the frigate)

>>8040815
>>8040821
>>8040831
>>8040838
please remove yourself from this thread. you are toxic and not wanted.

>>8040775
I just want closure, to be honest.
A solid, physical answer.
I'm not looking for a fight.

>>8040859
I'm not the proxyguy.
But he is right.

>>8040859
(I kind of agree to be honest. His plots end up hurting the thread a lot.)

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>>8040835
Oh but my frie... enemy, we've already set root. Have you not noticed the corruption in the leagues? The fake news? The poacher attacks?
You can blame at least 2 of those things on us

>>8040705
I'll take that gratitude and add it to my gorgeous house thank you, but then again where's the fun in just sitting here all day? You say that like I'm not the type to get into the action, I know my way around combat so don't take me likely commissioner

>>8040714
I bet you suck at smash

>>8040728
Then don't, but I can't really control what my army does with civilians... or more like... I don't care what they do with civilians

>>8040747
Good, good. I hate humans as much as you maybe more?

>>8040765
(You)

>>8040775
Oh trust me it was painful, but so worth it

>>8040858
(True)

>>8040859
How is disliking somebody's plot toxic?

>>8040771
Is this really what these threads have come to? Circle jerking over whose autism is the most endearing?

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>Some asshole about to blow up Unova.
>Again.
I hate my fucking life. Guess I'm on watch again.

>>8040918
buy shitposting about it. if you dont like it ignore it.

>>8040923
yup.

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>>8040757
Okay, have any suggestions? Please don't say Pokemon, I fell for that joke once already!
>>8040779
Oh wow... That sounds pretty cool! I'll see if Nate wants to check it out when he wakes up!
>>8040914
I wouldn't have a choice. Unova and all related nations draft all guys 18 and above, and even if I didn't get drafted it'd still be mandatory for me because I'm in the League.

>>8040976
>buy
TURTS

>>8040976
Learn English.

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>>8040914
As if we didn't have enough dark n' brooding chumps thinking they can take on the world already. You can find one under every rock, now.

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>>8040985
(It's not actually me this time, I actually check now)

>>8040985
nope guess again.

>>8040976
You can't ignore something that is so overarching it affects 3 fucking regions

>>8040976
>if you dont like it ignore it.

ill just
fucking
drop all my characters
have fucking fun

>>8041009
We know it's you moron.

>>8041046
(Mention them for pastebin removal)

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>>8040996
Pretty much. I'm worried that I'll get a potted plant and find an omnicidal loser nesting in the mulch.

>>8041068
nah have fun

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>>8040914
Corruption in the Leagues? As someone with contacts in a majority of the leagues I can call you out on that one, so unless you're behind Krickefeed you're a liar.
>>8041046
>>8041018
>>8040968
(We're talking about simply GM'ing his plot out of existence, because he most definitely didn't tell any of us about it before hand)

>>8041058
>(not doing the math between >>8041009 and >>8041014
Post)
(The nerve)

(Can you all stop with the stupid shitfling, it is not going to help the plot ever)

>>8041046
(Please be not who I am thinking you are)

>>8041077
Quitting without revealing who you are is the coward's way out

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>>8041046
>>8041077
>Dude don't leave cause some shitposter.
>>8041084
>Okay. I'm just lurking anyway.

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>>8041046
>>8041077
(.... Shit. Guess I'll have fun figuring this out, aaaaand my best guess thus far is "aw fuck time to kms")
>>8041107
(You want the Discord? Or the side Discord if you hate crowds. )

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>>8040771
(Jiji best poster.)

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(the thread didn't start well. but everyone calm down, pointing finger and shitflinging wont help)
well i'll go take a look arounf the apartament, dave wanna go?

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It was just uhh.... A prank yeah a prank... just a prank bro cameras other there ain't that right commissioner? Just a prank?, well time to YEET

>>8040874
There are more people than I thought looking for this thing...
Most of them aren't even from Hoenn.

>>8040981
I'm surprised nobody has found it yet, to be honest.

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>>8041217
(Preeeeeetty sure Gladi was the guy that just left so fuggin'. Guess Nirie, Dave, and Zapdog are gonna have to drag a comatose Jacket around, maybe Dave2 as well if that was also played by him, but I'm not entirely sure on that one. Fucking. )
sure dude
what parts havent we seen

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>>8041241
We traced your IP.
I'll be talking with your parents about this, kiddo.

Nothing to see here, folks, move along.

>>8041246
So, let me get this straight. You're looking for a bunker - a structure designed to withstand assault - filled with presumably powerful Pokemon, that probably don't want to be disturbed?
Think about that for a moment, my friend.

>>8041123
>Black rper here. No thanks, sorry.

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>>8041283
Sir. What pokemon do you have on your team?
>>8041303
>This was me for the record.

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>>8041347
I've got a Pangoro and a Lycanroc. Their previous trainer died in the first Unovan war, when the killchip thing first cooked off.

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>>8041386
... You wouldn't be interested in adding Cobalion to your team, would you?

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>>8041303
>>8041347
(Alright man, no probs. It'll probably still be around if you ever change your mind. )
>>8041195
(Fite me Bones. Husbando battle. )

>>8041422
(Buddy is better ;)

>>8041422
(k but deerling is better)

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>>8041419
I, er, appreciate the offer, kiddo, but I think we're alright.
I'm pretty much stuck on desk work these days, leg's not what it used to be.
He'd be better off with somebody a little more spry than this old Mudsdale of an officer.

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>>8041445
>>8041458
(Could you not? I know you're not Turts.)
(Idk if Gladi is even here anymore, but he was still the best poster.)

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>>8041422
>Thank you though.
>>8041469
Hm. You have any ideas for someone that would benefit from and care for it?
Any pokemon you're interested in at least?

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>>8041422
(I have no idea how this goes but okay. Fite moi.)

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>>8041503
(Fite me m8. My tamping bar versus your shoehorn. )
(Highest get wins.)

(Smutcave is hateboner)

>>8041530
(Proof, senpai? Ya'll better DM Jirachi or Skitters.)

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>>8041520
(I hope you had your tetanus shots famoli. Thing is r u s t y.)
(Aight.)

>>8041552
(My farm has no corn growing, it has to be you and my corn never lies)

>>8041283
Again, I'm not looking for a fight.
Just curious, to the point of doing this.
I don't even have any pokemon.

obviously hateboner is jirachi

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>>8041633
son.

>>8041633
No It's turts

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>>8041576
(Your shoehorn doesn't have a better reach than my tamping bar bro, good luck getting a hit in. )
(I'm not counting my dubs from earlier, but hey. Maybe I'll get something higher before I run out of Dave eyebrow/dancing gifs)
>>8041633
(Fuck off. )

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>>8041282
(i know, i'm trying to break the ice and try to cheer up everyone)
well i went here to the room immeadtly because inazuma pointed the room when we came back from the distortion world

>>8041530
(Bork is hateboner)

>>8041686
>kisses goo baby

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>>8041655
(>More odd dubs. Where's my shit luck when I need it?)
(It's pretty light tho, so it's probably a fair bit more nimble than your tampstick. I am a filthy dex user after all.)

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>Roll to find something cool in Orre.
>Besides the Eelektross I think his player is asleep or something.

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>Still waiting for U3 or the grunts to show up
>Beats the oil rig wait, though

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>>8041686
(Thanks for trying, at least.)
dude
you went in jackets room
and you know the living room
and the kitchen
idk what other rooms their are
>>8041708
(Shit luck ain't happening because the dicegods know Gladi was the best poster.)
(But you have to remember - I'm small, so I'm probably more agile than you anyway. At the very least harder to hit. )
>>8041764
(Eelektross is played by Jirachi, and he's currently a bit too stressed to rp. I guess you can find the trash castle?)

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>>8041855
>A few grunts show up.
>They start taking the things out, making sure to be careful.
Anything else yah need, baws?

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>>8041633
>>8041650
>>8041688
I HAVE A BONER FOR MURDER

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>>8041875
Just to take extra care with the parchments. Of all objects here, those are the most invaluable.

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>>8041856
>Sounds fine to me, if the fishsail people keep running I'll probably have Black stop annoying them.
>Trash castle it is.

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>>8041856
(Dice gods be damned, Jiji's obviously top quality husbando material.)
(Tru. I'm not quick but I do have a lot of reach from being so hyoog. Rip you if grappling happens tho.)

>>8041764
(You could hang out in gay ghost keep I guess?)

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>>8041942
Nawt a problehm, suh.
>He helps the other grunts take the things back to the frigate.

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>>8041697
>surprised by the kiss
w-who was that?
>>8041856
i guess some walking outside of the apartament are
or we could see those rooms

>>8041988
>marries

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>>8042000
>Make a shitpost.
>Trips.

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>>8041623
Well, I'm on my way elsewhere so I can't stop you.
Just be careful, OK? Some other folks chasing the rumors might not play as nice.

>Marries buddy

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>>8042000
>suddendly a engagement ring appears in niries finger(?) inside his gel
>i guess i'm a married man now
>who is the lucky one?
what? when did i get this?

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>>8041950
(We'll probably have them stand their ground in Orre - just made more sense for us for them to flee in terror from a champion)
(I can probably bring out one of my other characters if you need something for Black to do in Orre. )
>>8041954
(Dice gods be damned indeed - we were both off by 1 for 55. I fite for my husbando's(??) honor. )
(If grappling happens I'll probably just aim for the throat and bite down desu. Or whatever other kind of dirty fighting comes to mind. )
>>8042033
(That's how the dice gods work here man. Best gets when you don't need them. Have fun being married to Nirie, I'll go drop a cake off at your house. )
>>8041988
yeah i guess man
see what weird shit jacket has lying around
call it
what kinky shit does he have

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>>8042059
SUN HELP I GOT MARRIED TO A POKEMON
HOW DID I GET IN THIS APARTMENT
>>8042082
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>8042059
>>8042092
Congratulations aniki!

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>>8041950
>On the outskirts of the castle, you find a lobster pacing back and forth, lost in thought
>Roll for if he walks into black. Evens=no

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>>8042092
WHAT APARTMENT??
WAIT
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO MARRY ME
WHAT THE HECK NATE
NOT COOL
>Oh hell I'm going to have to make two of my characters interact
>Look at what you've done man
>You're getting a shaken up soda bottle on your doorstep
>Or every house will get a shaken up soda bottle since I have no idea which one is yours

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>>8041972
Good.
I think this all. Marking the location, closing the door if possible. I'll talk with Colress about arranging a "donation" to a museum after the parchments have been scanned.
Back to the frigate.

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>>8042092
Reminder i got rid of egg groups, have fun ;)

>>8042035
Some of them seem really aggressive...
Nobody has found anything yet.
Lots of campsites and cameras, though.

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>>8042082
(Pls that's reserved for Jiji. Also >Implying I wouldn't wear ghetto scalemail and shit like the cheating bastard I am.)

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>>8042122
>>8042160
SUN I GOT KIDNAPPED
HELP ME THERE IS A CHICKEN IN HERE
>Thanks for the free soda m8 :^)

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>>8042092
w-what? why? why did this happen?
i don't even know you
>>8042122
inazuma that's not what you think
>>8042082
THAT WILL HAVE TO WAIT
>>8042160
FUCK NOW HE THINK IM' STEALING HIM, FUCK
I DIDN'T WANT TO MARRY A GUY

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>>8042082
>Yeah not sure, sorry.
>>8042153
>Bump into lobster.
Hey?

>all this OOC drama
For whom the bell tolls...
I eagerly await your death, PAR, you are fucking cancer that makes the pesos over in /tlhg/ look good

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>>8042092
wait
what the fuck
shit
aint you that unova movie star champ thingy
does this mean i get to skip the gyms and go straight to the champ battle
>>8042160
>>8042194
fucking hell
more champs
are all the champs gay
what is this
>>8042202
calm down dude
just fucking
throw the gay his boyfriendo
remove ring
everything is fine
legal shit aint got through yet
>No you're getting shitty soda
>Fucking diet root beer or something
>Right from the damn ER soda machine
>If it even fucking works
>Fucking snow
>>8042193
(Implying I wouldn't wear Kevlar like the military brat I am. Have fun getting tamped.)

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>>8042202
I'm sorry!
>>8042251
I'm not that important! Please don't ransom me out!

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>>8042202
HE JUST DISAPPEARED
MY PSYCHIC TYPES CAN DO THAT, SO YOU PROBABLY CAN TOO.
>>8042194
WHERE
USE YOUR WATCH THINGY NATE
>That image is made even more amusing by the fact that I play N as well

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>>8042251
(Kevlar ain't shiiit. Get steel plates and you're golden for torso hits.)

is frankiesail in whatever they were going yet?

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>>8042251
yeah, it just came out of nowhere
>>8042270
we don't need money i dunno why you are here
>>8042282
i don't want him damn it, if i would marry someone i would mare a cute girl, not some palm tree hair guy i don't even know

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>>8042270
dude
cant fucking ransom you anyway
a league champ selling a league champ wouldnt work man
dude
its nate
right?
>>8042296
(Good enough to stop your shitty shoehorn, m8. Tamping bar is meant to bust through 6 inch chunks of ice, I'm pretty sure the point can stab through your steel plates.)

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>>8042234
>Lobster is muttering something about himself being a failure
>Stop rambling, and look up at black
...
Uh...Hello?
Who are you?

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>>8042173
Oh, boy. I wasn't expecting there to be as many as there seem to be. Or quite the level of aggression.
Seriously, be careful.

>>8042311
( Frankie player here, ask Colress or N )

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>>8042282
>Send location.
>>8042320
But I- HEY! I'm cute!
>>8042324
Y-yes?

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>>8042331
Black, champion of Unova.
You?

Turts is so pathetic haha
He has to play his own waifu
Sad!

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>>8042375
...
My friends call me Shelldon.
So, uh...What are you doing here?

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>>8042324
(I mean yeah probably. Then again the name of the game with pole type weapons is to close distance, so, whoosp. Sord/mace always best. Except when it isn't.)

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>>8042352
(I remember the Grunts sent by Colress picking them up.)
>>8042364
Alright! I'll be there in a sec on Nebby!
>Deus ex la lion
>Sun: happen
>Which kind of diet soda would you like less
>Also how do you feel about the number 614??
Wow okay, that's a lot of pizza! And masks... Hey Nate, is this guy into dressup too?

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>>8042397
Shelldon? Huh, cool name. Guess I was just in the neighborhood.
>Go for h- Actually just pet their head.
You were talking about something before?

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>>8042411
(Congratulations, you got dubs. No you have to get two more to win, assuming I don't get more dubs.)
(I mean, I could probs nab one of the swords we have, but I know jack shit about using them, and I'm kinda attached to the tamping bar. )
>>8042364
sup dude
dave gropius
champ of kanto-johto
if i beat you here can i become unova champ without doing the gyms
>>8042412
oh fuck
thats a big pussy
put it away
we gay men are frightened by them
im allergic
begone

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>>8042364
yeah you are palm tree, but you're not a cute girl
i'm not gay, trust me i'm not

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>>8042364
Not as cute as me though!

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>>8042412
Uh... Maybe?
>>8042462
N-no? You gotta do the gyms, sorry.
>>8042490
I'm way cute!!
>Kiss jello baby.
See?
>>8042503
Hey! No way!

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>>8042438
...
Uh...I'm not exactly the most... Helpful person. I accidentally break things a lot.
And I do mean a lot....

>Frankie lets his Pokemon out of their balls.
>They're on a boat.
>It's a little cramped.

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>>8042510
Yes way

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>>8042530
Are we there already?

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>>8042527
Well, look. Maybe your thing isn't helping?
>He crouches down and keeps petting Shelldon.
How good are you at fighting?

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>>8042462
(Go me, I got the worst dubs possible.)
(The pointy end goes in the other person, and don't hold it like a hammer. That's about it really. That nice straight one would be good for getting through my ghetto scale design probably.)

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>>8042510
why did you kiss me?
don't justkiss me out of nowhere damn it
>>8042532
yeah you are cute inazuma, you are the cute little brother

>>8042542
We're still travelling, but I figured the boat would be more comfortable than the Pokeballs.
>Frankie: pet the fairypupper

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>>8042554
...
Uh...
People say I'm really strong, but I lose most of my fights...At least, recent ones.
I keep missing everything.

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>>8042164
Thank you.
>>8042530
Apologies about the ride. A boat is less noticeable than say a helicopter or something.

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>>8042582
>dems gud pets, tail waggin' achieved
Yeah it is, I mean the ball isn't bad it's just weird.

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>>8042510
What the heck Nate? The goop gets a kiss but not me?
..... we all know I'm the cutest one here anyway.
>>8042557
(You mean the cavalry sword? Yeah maybe, but I feel like the extra length of the tamping bar would kinda help even out the reach difference between us. )

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>>8042593
Missing and losing a few fights doesn't make you a bad fighter.
It's dusting yourself off after losing and having the will to train and try again is that matters.
>He scratches Shelldon under the chin.
Do you clean your eyes?

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>>8042510
well fuck
might as well battle anyway since youre here
maybe you can fucking
impress your boyfriend or whatever
or i guess your new husband instead
>>8042622
(Ha, suck it Bones, you gotta get three dubs to win this battle. )

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>>8042622
Whaaaat I'm way cuter than both of you silly people combined

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>>8042639
...
>Holds up claws
Cleaning anything is hard with these.
And it's sort of difficult to try again when you know you are going to fail...

>>8042601
>Frankie: chuckle
It's alright, sir. It's comfier than a precinct holding cell, and that's the important part.
>>8042617
I wouldn't know, given well, you know.
I imagine it would get pretty boring after a while, though.

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>>8042690
>He pulls out a small cloth and a spray bottle.
Here I can help you, if you want?
Do you use a held item?

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>>8042622
(You and your dubsgetting abilities I s2g.)
(Yeah that thing. Tamp might be too fat to get between the scales, then again it might just crush through, so who knows.)

>>8042654
(Only one person can get the bonehead succ. Sorry famoli.)

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>>8042715
Sure, I guess...
I have a life orb.
Does that count?

hahahah what the fuck is this shit

>>8042790
ur mom xD

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>>8042769
Alright.
>He spritzes the cloth and brushes sand out of the pokemon's eyes.
If accuracy is a problem you could always try a Wide or Zoom lens. X Accuracy works too.
How's that sound? What interests you the most?

>>8042797
nah man my mom ain't a bunch of gay autists roleplaying as fictional creatures on a Polynesian basket weaving forum

>>8042834
sure xDDDDDDD

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>>8040771
I don't have a favorite poster.
Probably because I've only come here like twice.

>>8042797
>>8042845
stop

>>8042845
;^)

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>>8042601
Yo, bro. Sir. Uh, like, I've got a problem.
Bad dudes are swarming Fallarbor looking for our tails.
Should I make sure nobody's, like, camping on top of our way out?

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>>8042816
...
Would it even help?
I have no problem hitting and destroying things that I don't want to. Like castle walls, for example.

>>8042867
no u

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>>8042910
This is annoying. Go ahead but please be careful.
I'm going to send a few plainclothes Grunts down there.
Two of them will have Hydreigons and the other will have a Haxorus.
If you aren't sure who they are contact me. They won't be coming into your bunker.

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>>8042859
Are you that umbreon who wished for the mystery dungeons?

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>>8042913
Wide Lens is a 10% accuracy increase whereas Zoom Lens is 20% but you'd have to be slower than your enemy.
X Accuracy can help you regardless though.
...Hm. Did you have problems like this before you came here? The sand might not be helping your vision.

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>>8043004
...
Yes.
I left home for several reasons.
I was bored, and I wasn't exactly popular with the people there...

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>>8042601
It's no problem, I got "tipped off"

>>8042910
It's those damn Krickefeed dumbasses making up articles from rumors again.

my pokemon want to fug me
it was starting to tie me up in my sleep someone help

>>8043103
kys
best solution

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>>8042979
No, wrong one.
I didn't know there were two of us.
Uh, why dont'cha call me Sully?

>>8043103
just fug them!

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>>8043134
Alright Sully, that's a nice name! I'm Sylvie, it's nice to meet you.

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>>8043073
>He nods, looking at a few notes on his dex.
Do... You use your lower claws for finer tasks? Crawdaunts normally use their lower claws to grab things and, you know, mating.

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>>8043103
Talk to them. Explain your boundaries to them in a clear and defined way. If they respect you it shouldn't be a problem any longer.

>>8043153
fug yourself with a rusty knife

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>>8043158
...
I always thought they were too short to do anything...
And I haven't had the best luck in finding a mate.

>>8043205
ok :(

>>8043215
post a video of it faggot

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>>8043207
For Corphish they're used as extra balance. When becoming a Crawdaunt they gain extra mobility and become easier to use as an extra pair of hands.
>He puts an X Accuracy under Shelldon.
Try getting it with your lower arms.

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>>8043261
...
>Attempt to pick up the item with his lower claws

>>8043103
Find them something else to fuck.

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>>8043295
You're on the right track. Slowly, Shelldon.

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so, nate, was it?
do you know how you got here?
>>8042622
all joking aside i am pretty cute, i guess i am irresitable

>>8043311
like a ball of sharp things so they tear themselves apart

black confirmed for second coming of jesus

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>>8043336
...
>Try to pick up the X accuracy again

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>>8043374
Maybe if Jesus had significant self-esteem problems.
Ha.
>>8043439
You're doing good. Obviously you haven't used them much. One more try?

>>8043472
who said he didnt?

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>>8043472
...
>One last try...

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>>8043492
Most people that believe in him?
>>8043556
Hey! See? You got it.
That's what it means to keep trying, Shelldon.
>He hugs the Crawdaunt.
Good work, dude!

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>>8043353
Nope! I'll prove you're resistible right now!
>>8043374
>>8043472
What the heck is a "Jesus"?

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>>8043579
It took me that many tries for such a simple thing...
What if I messed up while trying to defend my friends? I won't always have multiple tries...

>does some magic voodoo shit
>All the trees in the world turn to stone

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>>8043596
try me kid
i will still win

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>>8043596
Like a human ripoff of Mew. People in Unova are crazy about him and act like Mew can't do anything.
...Even though her and Vic hypnotized a bunch of people.
>>8043757
That's why we practice Shelldon. You're obviously super tough but you don't have the finer parts of your body nailed down.

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>>8043782
I'm sick of messing up, all the time...
But I don't know how to stop.

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>>8043776
HOW ABOUT NO?
>All trees are returned to normal
>That exact magic voodoo shit will never work again
>Anon gets to cultivate endangered fungus with his back for pulling that

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>>8043776
.... what the heck?
>>8043781
Okay! You'll never get me to kiss you without using psychic powers!
>>8043782
Oooooh so that's his name! He's not as popular here in Alola.
... What's a Vic.
>>8043827
... what the heck?

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>uses conkeldurr to build wall around Unova

>>8043827
>Teleports behind you
>Explodes the spores on his back, converting the trees into useless ash
>Cuts your head off

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>>8043813
You can't just stop. You have to keep practicing.
>He smiles and holds his hand out.
You wanna try giving me a handshake? I trust you won't smash my hand.
>>8043827
Brutal.
>>8043843
Haha. Vic is Victini. I call a lot of the Unova legendaries nicknames because most of us are friends.
Are you friends with your legendaries?

>>8043854
>>8043869
( No. I'm not even going to give you an IC response. Take your (You)s and fuck off. )

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>>8043843
sorrt kid, i'm not intersted, i didn't even wnat him to kiss me, he did because i didn't call him cute for some reason

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>>8043899
...
>Reach out with claw
>Grip his hand
>Roll to not snap his bones like twigs

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>>8043596
One of the first psychics, from over two millennia ago. Thought he was a direct son of Arceus, got away with it because psychics were magnitudes rarer than now back then.

>>8043782
Larrge groups of Unovans are crazy and have their own crazy interpretations of old historical figures.

>>8043854
>An army of conkeldurr build the wall in three minutes
>sends the bill for the supplies to Orre

>>8043917
;^)

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>>8043932
>Oh sweet fuck.
See?
>He shakes the lobster's claw.
You'll be being able to do all the stuff you want before you know it.
>He offers Shelldon a Zoom Lens.
So, do you want it? 10% accuracy!
>>8043935
Yeah they're pretty dumb. I try to be more open minded than when I was a kid.

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>>8043991
...
I'm not sure if it would help.
But I guess I'll try it...
>Grab zoom lens
>Roll to not hold it too tightly, and break it

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>>8043899
Ooooh, can't say I've really heard of Victini. I'm not sure if the Tapus really count as legendaries, but I know them pretty well! I'd like to think they're my friends, but the Tapus are kinda weird so it's hard to tell. I think the only non-Nebby legendary other than them is Necrozma, and he's kinda... a robot. I don't think he does the friend thing. It'd be cool if he did though!
>>8043928
But Nate is pretty cute! I guess you're admitting you are resistible! Looks like I win!
>>8043935
Just a Psychic? Aw... I kinda thought he was going to be more than that....

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>>8043935
..... wait.... is this the same group of people saying "Jesus Hates Gays" all the time in Unova?

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>>8044042
>He smiles and stands back up.
See? You're doing great!
>He pets Shelldon.
>>8044064
Hm. You should talk to him. Having legendaries as your friends means fun parties.
You should see the parties the Swords of Justice hold.

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>>8044129
Probably. I hate when they roll into town, because then I've got to keep the locals from fighting them and if the locals do, the bastards sue.
Luckily, that group of miscreants is a single extended family that's hemorrhaging members and that lost their patriarch a little while back.

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>>8044135
...
If you think so...

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>>8044064
i guess, if that makes you sleep at night think about whatever, i just said it as a joke no need to take it too seriouly
or are you just jealous?
don't worry i wont steal your boyfriend

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>>8044064
Well, since to date some people still believe him, I'd say he at least got the charisma

>>8044129
They're crazy AND have horribly outdated and backwards look on life. Barely better than Groudon or Kyogre cultists.

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>>8043154
You too.

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>>8044135
I did talk to him - he seemed kinda worried about a job I turned down and asked if I needed protection.
What are the parties like?
>>8044213
I guess he is technically my boyfriend? He's a guy, and my friend so...
You already stole him though!
>Sun prods the jello finger with the ring on it

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>>8044210
>He pats him.
You wanna show me around your castle?
>>8044278
...What kind of jobs do you do?
They're usually pretty wild. I avoid alcohol but... Cobalion drunk is hilarious.

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>>8044324
I don't see the harm in it...
>Lead him inside the castle
Not sure if the others are around...

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>>8044278
>i did mention that ring is on nirie's actual hand, so did sun put his hand inside the gel to prod it?
i'm not even sure how did that happen though, and please don't put your hand inside the gel it feels wierd

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>>8044357
>He follows after Shelldon.
Oh well, not the first time I've been in a castle uninvited.
Your king isn't a guy with green hair, is it?

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>>8044324
I do whatever people offer, but mostly it's pizza delivery - there's some amazing tips for a 30 second delivery time! Guy in question was asking me to get in his car for a while for 60k P but... I don't know, seemed kinda weird.
>>8044359
>I meant the giant gel finger, not the actual hand finger
Yeah, I'm not gonna? Goop kinda weirds me out.

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>>8044546
>Black's 'dex starts acting weird...
>Somebody's trying to get ahold of him.

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>>8044546
...
No.
We have two kings, actually, if you want to think of it like that...

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>>8044190
>>8044220
I hated being in any towns during one of their rallies. I was once smacked with a picket for "looking like a faggot", but I'm not sure if this person was an actual member of their group or someone who decided to join in on their picketing.

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>>8044587
Ew... Sounds like someone thinks you'll do sex for 'em.
...Might need you to come hang out, hold on.
>>8044617
Uh.
>Pick it up.
I have an Xtransciver, dude. Hello?
>>8044636
Really? ...Are all kings gay?

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>>8044617
(Derp, I made a big canon error, should be the X-Transceiver)
(Still, call for Black, and it's not showing from who.)
>>8044667
Good afternoon, Mr. Black.
It is afternoon where you are, yes? Time zones are difficult sometimes.
I have a proposal, if you are willing to hear me out...

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>>8044587
yeah, it would be like if you touched your skin and started sinking inside your skin
it's a big agonizing to be honest
that's why i don't like when people put their hand inside my gel

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>>8044667
I don't think all leaders are gay...
...
Do you need anything?

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>>8044695
Black is fine. Or Champion.
You sound about as trustworthy as Ghetsis but you've got me curious.
What's up?
>>8044735
Maybe a soda. I might have to go, sorry.
...You wanna come with?

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>>8044667
Oh.... I'm glad I turned it down, he was pretty... gross.
Alright, I can wait!
>>8044706
Ewwww. Okay, I won't . That's... no thanks?

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>>8044771
Depends on what we are doing...
>Roll to find a soda
>Won't be refrigerated, though...

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>>8044771
Your words wound me. I'm just a businessman in need of assistance.
There is a band of raiders who have openly assaulted my business partners, and even gone so far as to kill a few of their employees.
Unfortunately, the criminals in question are Pokemon, and far better adapted to the desert environment than the few men I have in the region.
Does bringing them to justice sound like something you'd be able to do for me? My business partners will pay well to ensure they will not attack again.

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>>8044808
Yeah, be careful dude.
...This guy I'm talking to is kinda sketch.
>>8044846
Thanks Shelldon!
>He pats him in the head.
You're great, dude.
>>8044884
Eh? Gonna need more details than that.
Typing? Area? Levels?
Who are you anyway? Plasma?

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>>8044771
>>8044930
>Squint.

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>>8044930
No? We have no link to this man, and we would simply send our own men to take care of a problem instead of trying to pay you.

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>arrives in orre.
neat. This place sucks already!

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>>8045050
Why would you punish yourself like that?
>>8044930
Uh oh. Good luck dude! Don't die or something!

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>>8044930
I am just a businessman with very concerned friends.
>Chuckle.
The three that concern my associates the most are a Sandslash, a Marowak, and a Banette. The Marowak has odd coloration and abilities for the region, and they likely will travel together.
As for level, I would assume at least a sixty in all cases. These are hardened, veteran killers.
I do not know their precise location, though there are persistent rumors about a structure built in what was once Pyrite Town. You could try there, but I would advise stealth.
Oh, and Catch them if it's feasible.

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>>8045087
Never been to orre! Had to see how bad it sucked myself. Also a lot of activity going on around here. I'm going to leave as soon as i try their cake.

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>>8044985
>Wave at plush.
>>8045030
Hey N. Remind me to tell you an idea I had.
And, yeah, not sure about this dude.
>>8045087
Yeah...
>>8045090
Okay. Am I meeting someone after this job?

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>>8045113
Yes. My associates will have a courier meet you just outside of Gateon when you are finished.
The terms are as follows: 100,000P for success and proof of completion, plus another 50,000P for each one you catch and turn over.
Thank you for your time, Champion.
Farewell.

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>>8045181
Cool. Bye.
>The call ends.
>He pulls his Xtransceiver off and pulls the batteries out.
...Any Banettes or Marowaks around here?
Some dickhead wanted you dead. Hello?

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>>8045213
What? I'm already dead!

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>>8045112
Oh yeah, you still haven't eaten the six birthday cakes, have you? I guess go on a trip and eat a cake from every region except for Hoenn?
>>8045213
So was he as shifty as you thought?

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>>8045295
Yeah that sounds fun! I might just buy them and save them so i can eat them all at the same time...

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>>8045246
Some dude with a gravely voice wanted me to kill you.
Uh... Is there a Sandslash and Marowak here?
>>8045295
Yep. I'm gonna avoid using my dex and Xtransceiver for a bit. If you need to tell me anything meet me at Pyrite Town.

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>>8045356
Yeah? The Marowak is my husband, hang on.
>Go get gaybones from workshop and bring back.

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>>8045356
I can't think of anything at the moment, but can do!
.... Where's Pyrite town
>>8045315
Won't they get stale though?

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>>8045393
>Is retrieved by the plushbando
I hope this is quick, I really need to keep working.

>>8045356
Hello?
Can I help you?

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>>8045437
hmm good point there....
I wonder where cake is even sold in orre... I bet theres a pastry shop in Phenac!

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>>8045393
Thank you.
>>8045437
Orre.
>Send location.
Can you tell Ruby about creepymcgee for me?
>>8045496
Hello. I'm Black, nice to meet you. Well, some creepy dude with a gurgly voice hired me to kill you.
N-not that I'm doing that! If I was going to kill you I... Wouldn't tell you.
So, like. What do we do?

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>>8045496
Sorry it's important!
>>8045530
No problem!! Uh, that sounds really bad. What do we do?

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>>8045530
Alright! If you need me I'll be over in... Thirty seconds after you ask! Probably!
>>8045502
Maybe? I've never been there, but Orre sucks so their cake probably sucks too. Oh!
By the way! I guess there's some shifty guy trying to hire people for assassinations via phone calls! Black told me to hell you so... I guess ignore any shifty old guys who call you!

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>>8045530
Bones, pleasure to meet you as well.
That's..just peachy. Wonderful, infact.
>Heavy Sarcasm™
I have no idea. No clue who it is or why they would want this.

>>8045571
>Smooch the baenette on the cheek
It's fine, hun.

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>roll to find a cake store

>>8045632
hmm oh really... that's pretty interesting. Any idea what he's offering?

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>>8045653
Dunno, Black didn't say... Probably money? Sorry, dunno how much either.

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>>8045632
Thank you. Make sure he doesn't assassinate anyone please.
Sun, an idea came to me.
Can you get me an Alolan Marowak plushie? Go for the one that's closest to the real thing. I'll pay you back.
>>8045647
Something about you, the Banette and a Sandslash hurting his associates? He and they seemed to have an idea of you being here.
I'm not gonna tell you what to do but you might wanna think about moving.
... You don't have any Banette plushies do you?

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>reroll to find the fucking cake store

>>8045738
money huh? Wonder why he would offer a champion that.
What flavor of cake would you get? I'm thinking some marble cake!

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>>8045752
..The only people we've tangled with have been Cipher, so..yeah.
But the day I leave this keep is the day I double die.
..Yes? Why?

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>>8045879
I gotta capture you and your husband and take them to a guy in Gateon.
Hooooping to pass off some plushies and get them off your back.
... Or kill the guy.

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>>8045921
I will expedite your journey.
>A Sandslash plush is plopped onto Black.
>Roll for accuracy.

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>>8045921
>Peench scuttles up to Black
I Peench

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>>8044808
yeah it's shitty it's even worse when someone digs in far enogh to touch my actual body
like someone digging into your skin to touch just to touch the inside

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>>8045771
Uhhhh... Velvet? Whatever that red cake is!
And I dunno, I'd take money if someone offered... Not to kill someone! But like... Other stuff.
>>8045752
Okay, I'll see if I can find the place where people get their sacrificial Yveltal plushes! I think it's on Poni...?
>Google that shit
Okay, got the place, see ya in a bit!
>la Liona ex teleport
>Roll to find that life size hyper realistic wak plush

>>8045942
sir are you aware that there are two groups of escaped souls wondering around up here

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>>8045961
>run and jump on aniki and try to get stuck on or in him
I don't believe you!!!!

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>RE GOD DAMN ROLL cake pls.

>>8045972
VELVET!

You are the idea man, Sun.
Well. money really bores me. Why not just take the stuff you need?

>>8045992
You have to pardon the anon, he is out of his schizophrenia medication.

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>>8045942
Oh wow. Thank you, sir.
>>8045950
Hey bud you hungry?
>Offer it some food.
>>8045972
Thank you so much. Meet me at Pyrite Town I'll pay you back after I'm done with this.

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>>8045992
>>8046022
I am aware of this. I would have dragged them back if I minded enough.
I do not.

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>>8046006
>it's actually stuck on him
inazuma what are you doing?
you're too close

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>>8045921
..Hm.
Alrighty then.
Feel free to take some explosives just in case you decide to do the second option.
Or both at once.
>Shrug™

>>8046061
>marries to black

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>>8046011
>Rip Ruby, destined to never have cake
Uh.... I don't think it would be a good idea to steal a .... What did Nate call it...? Oh! A Honhon feather!
>>8046041
>La'liona le pyrite town
Which part of Pyrite town...?
>>8046076
Can you even be double married? Is that a thing?

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>>8046071
Thanks so much.
>Grab plushie.
>Leave him some money.
Hey I'll tell N to keep an eye on your place if you want?
>>8046076
Uh...
>>8046114
The big metal junk castle. Don't smash the gate please, I don't want to die.

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>>8046041
>Peench takes the food
I no Peench
>he then leaves

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>>8046076
>another ring appears out of nowhere, what is even going on, someone stop this mystical force who wants me married

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>>8046114
Steal? I aint a thief man....
I don't think theres any cake here... i doubbt theres any cake in this entire region in fact!

>>8046169
>roll to marry to ruby

>>8046172
>rol to marry ruby to fug

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>>8046071
>Coin #1 active
>And showing explosives being handed out
This is getting interesting

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>>8046129
Nah, thank you.
You're the one trying to keep us from getting wak'd.

And uh, sure? Why not.

>>8046169
>roll To marry inazuma and nirie

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>>8046193
whew no more marriges for me please