/sug/ Steven Universe General - Puricodraws Edition Last Th

>>8037744
Jasper is best gem

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For you anon.

>>8037990
>male gems

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if gems didn't had genitalia how would you have intimacy with them? I'd go for sloppy kisses and foot play

>>8038158
hugs and kissing
Its all I want

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>>8038158
Go for the gem, of course

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Is Jasper a boy

>>8038205
Sucks the artist for that deleted everything

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>>8038255
It's a shame I didn't save more.

>>8038275
Now it is all gone forever

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>>8038338
It hurts

>>8038383
sketchapod.tumblr.com

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>>8038388
>The archives are mostly reblogs
>No old art
>Her pixiv hasn't uploaded since ever

>>8038465
>CL

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FAT
GREEN
BUTT

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>sister home for a break
>she uses my computer when I'm asleep
>forget to hide gem lewd folder
Hopefully she didn't notice

>>8039692
She did.

>>8039692
Start singing the theme song to her one day and observe her reaction. This could lead to wincest

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>>8039737
She doesn't go on the desktop
>>8039761
She watches the show already too

>>8039775
Who is her best gem?

>>8039775
Does she hate Jasper? If so, fuck her. Literally

>>8039801
Garnet I believe
>>8039808
No she dosen't

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>>8039824
Very good taste

>>8039824
>she doesn't hate Jasper
Okay. Next you see her ask if she thinks Jasper is coming back

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i didn't knew oca was into loli. i wish they did more, i love their art

>>8038125
>male
>robot gem

>>8039869
That's not loli?

>>8040209
i know. you can't post loli on /trash/. but they did some gwens

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>>8039853
She does thing she is

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I'm still beaming over finally getting to read this comic!!! Thank you Indexer for finding this!! And thank you Becky for making it!! It is very cute!!!

>>8040363
Not THAT Jasper

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>>8040474
I just posted that picture for fun. She is talking about the regular jasper coming back
>>8039842
She isn't a fan of Pearl though :(

>>8040563
>she thinks Jasper will return
Very smart. How does she feel about Lapis?

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>>8040623
She likes Lapis a lot

>>8040659
Any ships?

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>>8040659
YEAH. She's A-okay in my book
>.gif
She likes Lapidot, doesn't she?

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>>8040703
She does
>>8040682
She isn't really big into ships much

>>8040869
Meh, I can overlook it

http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1995653#search=Jasper

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>>8040942
99% sure she didn't notice though. She never goes to desktop and it wouldn't be noticable

>>8040967
Disapointed the sign isn't propped up from being stuffed in her buitt

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/sug/ is this chart accurate?

>>8041151
>Pearl
>Left

Who made this shit?

>>8041151
Which server is the Pearl drinking one?

>>8041151
nec is fucking nuts. i love her

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After Lion 4 Alternate Ending there will be an episode about Eyeball shipping herself with Jasper

>>8041439
>Eyeball is the only one who asked for Jasper
That's endgame if I ever saw it. I'm not thrilled about it, but I see it

>>8041439
>Eyeball wants to please Jasper so much she fuses with her even though she is corrupted and it corrupts her too

>>8041523
Eyeball wouldn't know Jasper is a fusion slut and dogs can't talk

>>8041577
>Steven tells her about what happened to Jasper and her obsession with fusion
There

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So glad meek is drawing again. Imagine if he saw the 90 meekface edits
http://tat-buns.tumblr.com/post/158088912515/forgot-to-compose-for-word-bubbles-so-fuck-it
http://meekbot.tumblr.com/post/157254038912/why-do-you-even-bother

>>8037744
>Puricodraws Edition
Does he even draw lewds anymore? It seems like most of his porn drawings disappeared. I hope he didn't delete them because of harassment from the fandom or something...

>>8041756
I wasn't really aware of him until recently, but here's his NSFW blog:
http://puricodrawsdicks.tumblr.com

>>8039761
wait how would that result in wincest?

>>8041824
He's a disgusting retard. Disregard it.

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>>8041845
alright

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>>8038383
>nothing can happen until you swing the bat
Holy fucking shit, I thought everyone else had forgotten that beautiful chink shit

>>8041974
there's a nice flash of futa Amethyst fucking Peridot if you're interested. There's a really good one with Garnet, too.

>>8041946
This is very nice

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>>8042077
Please post it anon

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>>8042151
http://swfchan.com/40/197424/?Amedot+Hentai+flash%21+by+latenightsexycomics+%28AmethystPeridotStevenUniverseMovie%29.swf
http://swfchan.com/38/189388/?Fusion+by+Area+%28StevenUniverseGarnetPeridotLesbiansFingering%29.swf
I'm still looking for Peridot's Audition, any idea what it's named on swfchan?

>>8042209
Have you tried just googling it?

>>8042209
First result on google when typing "Peridot's audtion". Come on man, it ain't that complicated.

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>>8042209
what the fuck anon
you are gonna make me cum

>>8042264
>>8042286
I wanted to save it as an swf so I could post it yesterday, not just watch it on newgrounds

>>8042312
Are you close to cumming anon? Imagining yourself with Amethyst's big, fat cock ramming into your virgin hole, hungry and insistent?
Faster and faster, growing more urgent as she slowly stops showing off and bears down, gripping tighter and tighter?

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>>8042361
I'm not that close yet anon

but I don't mind the help

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>>8042387
tell me what would help. Let's guide this ship into port.

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>>8042398
I usually like to edge a while though anon

>>8042433
edging is the best. when i do it for too long the orgasm isn't as good but i like the feel

>>8042508
>>8042398

I usually edge at least two hours

I like creampies or do you mean something else

>>8042566
that's too long

>>8042566
HOW DO YOU TOUCH YOUR DICK FOR TWO HOURS?

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>>8042632
How long do you want me to then? If you are helping you get to decide. Its only fair.

>>8042649
>edge for two
its longer than 2 total

>>8042566
well I can't keep up with that. Have fun.
oh shit, I think my hard drive just got corrupted or something.

>>8042676
wtf now there's not even a downloads section in my computer. There's nothing in my files, nothing at all it's just blank

>>8042676
blue balled anon good

>>8042676
but
>>8042652

>>8042652
as long as you're clean, keep yourself washed and be nice with me I'd totally suck your dick

>>8042652
5 minutes. I can't help anymore though, my computer just fucked me. Text is all I can do.
I can't even save pictures it's like it doesn't even remember how what the hell.

>>8042001
How can one if the second season comes this year?

>>8042652
have you ever tried to play with your butt?

>>8042807
I'm all three of those things

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>>8042813
Try restarting it and see if that fixes it. Did a drive come loose?
>>8042882
No

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>>8042652
Oh thank fuck it's back. Let's do this
who you're fantasizing about
whether you're self inseting or not
favorite gems
Let's go

>>8042946
About Pearl and/or Amethyst self inserting

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>>8043006
Pick who you are, Pearl or Amethyst?

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>He colored the drawing
>Without the thong

God dammit

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I fucking hate you all, I hope every single one of you dies alone, hated, and in extreme pain.

>>8043049
Amethyst

Is this RPing?

>>8043083
Cute

>>8043083
Y-you to!!... *cries* MMMOOOOOOOOOOOOMMM ANON IS BEING A BIG MEANIE AGAIN!!!!!

>>8043087
you are I'm not
What does she feel like Amethyst? Having that little green wad of attitude and nerves squirming on your thick cock? Pounding her mercilessly, pulling her back as she tries to get away?
It feels good, doesn't it?

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>>8043132
I can tell she is enjoying every thrust and is begging to be filled even though she don't want to show it.

>>8043132
Feel her around you, gripping you tight. Little spasms of pleasure and a little fear as you move in and out, first gently then suddenly hard and fast, then evenly and deep
Now pull all the way out to the tip, like you're going to stop, then ram your way all the way to your base, surprise the little geek. Do it again and again. Now hold on pull out just a little before goiing in deep again.
Listen to those moans, Jasper could never do this for her like you can

>>8043204
Mmm fuck anon this is so good. Watching that flash along with this.

>>8042900
make sure to shave and it's a deal

>>8042649
who said it was a dick?

>>8043179
>those fingers

>>8043271
I will

Where you at? Also m or f?

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>>8043179
see
>>8043204
She's talking now, saying all kinds of stupid things, Oh My Stars this and Please My Diamond that. She's really close, she can't control herself any longer. Shove her head down and really go to work now: go up on your knees, and really start thrusting into her like you mean it. Make her squeel through the pillow she's pressed into.
Harder!
Faster!
You can feel the finish line approaching, but hold off another minute. You want her to be convulsing in pleasure as you do, keep it steady, feel for her orgasm.
Can you feel it yet?

>>8043275
EDGING IS FOR DICKOWNERS

>>8043310
Says you
I can edge too

The hell are you people doing?

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>>8043297
I can feel it right there
She is about to explode
She is almost shaking uncontrollably

>>8043323
LYING BITCH

>>8042322
So fucking google peridots audition sfwchan

>>8043362
https://www.intimatepower.com/2015/12/15/edging-and-the-point-of-no-return-for-women/

>>8043406
Or would you rather I show you exactly where to save it as an mp4?

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>>8043323
someone's never been told not to orgasm by her dom(me). Sad.
>>8043233
>>8043297
>>8043357
You feel it right then, as her legs jerk and try to pull you in. This is it! Race for that finish line amethyst, do not let up! Go as hard and deep as you can, ram her like a jackhammer! you want to keep her going all the way until you cum, with no mercy.
Grab her hips, hold her close and thrust into her like your dick is a spear and you're trying to kill her. Keep going for a solid thirty seconds, even as she squeels and begs for you to stop.
Its time to fill up her hot hole anon, fill it with your seed, make her yours

>>8043293
m. boi, do you really want to do it?

>>8042882
how do people do that without "equipment"? i feel like it would be weird to stick my raw finger in my butt.

>>8043432
Impregnation?

>>8043467
why? just make sure to clean yourself properly and have fun

>>8043504
You might as well tell her she is, she won't know any different
You tell her this as you pull her out from under the covers and lay her quivering body across your chest. She sounds confused, but is swimming in too many sensations to process it, and just lays on you twitching, breathing raggedly.

>>8043415
Who's your favorite gem

>>8041705
wait
I dont get this pic

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>>8043415
I find the idea of Jasper trying to figure out her own orgasms weirdly cute

>>8043650
Click the first link, meek out the dialog there

>>8043685
>Pube jokes
kek, those are rare

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>horn nipple

>>8043432
Thanks for the fun anon

>>8043783
Good thing this is easily recognizable from the thumbnail

give me a boner /sug/

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>>8043829

>>8043829
Jasper is comin bakc

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>>8043829
BEHOLD

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>>8043829

>>8043897
>>8043889
>>8043884
>>8043882
nope keep trying

>>8043897
What de fug. Sauce?

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>>8043937

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>>8043937

>>8043957
>>8043970
still no

>>8043788
no prob

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>>8043977

>>8043970
Lapis nose is big, god damn

>>8043992
no

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>>8043829

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>>8043977

>>8044019
>>8044030
no

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>>8044012
>>8044036

>>8044046
no

>>8043608
Pearl

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>>8044059

>>8044072
no

>>8044072
>Sliced apple

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>>8044085

>>8044091
nope

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>>8044105

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>>8044105
Call me Ishmael. Some years ago- never mind how long precisely- having little or no money in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on shore, I thought I would sail about a little and see the watery part of the world. It is a way I have of driving off the spleen and regulating the circulation. Whenever I find myself growing grim about the mouth; whenever it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul; whenever I find myself involuntarily pausing before coffin warehouses, and bringing up the rear of every funeral I meet; and especially whenever my hypos get such an upper hand of me, that it requires a strong moral principle to prevent me from deliberately stepping into the street, and methodically knocking people's hats off- then, I account it high time to get to sea as soon as I can. This is my substitute for pistol and ball. With a philosophical flourish Cato throws himself upon his sword; I quietly take to the ship. There is nothing surprising in this. If they but knew it, almost all men in their degree, some time or other, cherish very nearly the same feelings towards the ocean with me.

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>>8044142

>>8044142
you've done it also i have that book right here

>>8044142
>Peridot will never read you Moby Dick

>>8044208
>Jasper will never touch your Dick

>>8044286
>Lapis will never be Moby

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLr8VvF6rBg

>>8044036
not much of an adventurer are you?

>>8044142

Why does this work so well in her voice?

>>8044142
>>8045036
Now I want that one SU ASMR chick to read this in her Peri-impression

>>8045101
>SU ASMR

That exists?

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End me

:^)

>>8045182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btvjEjtfRMk
Ayup. Her Lapis one is lacking a bit, but her Garnet is pretty nice

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>>8045461
>Realistic

>>8045461
>Ha

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I want Pearl and Amethyst to "fuse"

>>8045234
I think I saw her before.
Is she the only one doing this kind of SU stuff?

>>8045854
For SU? She's the only one I've found for this sort of thing, yeah. I just listened to her Yellow Diamond video and it was alright

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SWEET WATERY MILK

>>8045912
FEED ME MOMMY

Post these
http://bramblefix.tumblr.com/post/140910676206/real-talk-jasper-is-literally-the-hottest-cartoon
http://bramblefix.tumblr.com/post/148852881556/i-love-love-love-drawing-big-groups-but-i-always
http://bramblefix.tumblr.com/post/144536512056/nothing-quite-like-gettin-lucky-with-a-giant
http://big-fig.tumblr.com/post/147882378997/she-big
http://big-fig.tumblr.com/post/147953934842/need-more-jasper-ﾟ-ﾟ

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>>8045461
galo sengen

>>8046027
Those eyes aren't on straight

>>8046083
Pls post them

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>>8046123

>>8046145
What happens here, can't watch

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>>8046145
Sssssaved?

>>8046165
nigger gets hit in the head and then is possessed by space magic

>>8046216
How about that

>>8046145
for what purpose?

>>8046165
Some bitch gets beaten over the head by a chunk of wood and proceeds to get punched a few times before having a seizure

>>8046265
For the most part, not being able to watch webms is a blessing as I've come to realize

>>8046281
Yeah? Well it's hardly the worst thing you could come across. Too bad she's probably dead as fuck now, though

>madman posted it on /co/

>>8046457
>>8046467
>>8046486
>>8046505
>>8046517
Thanks. Do you think rubies are really that tiny next to Jasper

>>8046569
Hmm? Oh, sure

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Would you let Lapis be your roommate?

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bob is best gem, fight me

>>8050979
He's not even a gem, retard.

>>8050846
Is she not wearing pants? Or panties?

This is how I choose to view this image.

>>8051015
Tags say yes, grimy roommate AU

>>8050979
calling bob a gem, please end yourself

Can I get more Steven porn?
Gay stuff.

Greg is also very very good.

>>8052006
No

>>8052019
Please?

If not I'll find and post it myself.

>>8052029
Go ahead

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Fuck you.

>>8052314
Do you keep reposting this? The mods are actually working on a timely manner?

>>8052382
The mods are in butthurt overdrive.

>>8041151
>/sug/.rocks is far-right
kek

>>8051015
Come on, who really wears underwear in bed?

>>8052459
I mean with your door unlocked/opened and roommates home?

>>8052469
they know to knock, they know I'm a freak. There's a dildo next to my lava lamp right now

>>8052486
what kind of dildo?

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>>8052605
Yello jelly 6 incher with suction cup and balls 1.25 thick
feels pretty great once you warm up to it's size

>>8052640
m or f?

>>8052640
Damn, I was gonna guess something from Bad Dragon, either Crackers or Chance.

>>8052717
I'd totally buy one if they had more sizes than just fuck my shit up

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>>8052717
getting one next
>>8052712
m
not gay but dick and internal massage is awesome
Futas rule

>>8052750
always get the mini, and a softness that's just hard enough to keep it from flopping around and not staying upright
Make sure you get a suction cup

>>8052756
>sticks a dick in butt
>not gay

Explain

>>8052640
what product do you suggest for a beginner of butt stuff?

>>8052770
Have you never touched your prostate while masturbating?

>>8052767
i want something big but human sized

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>>8052770
not into masclulinity or male bodies
Never had a crush on a guy or even fictional male character
Bara is huge turn off, traps aren't
dick is like 10% of a guy, it matters little and prostate massage feels amazing
Even tried sleeping with a guy once, he wouldn't stop calling for 3 weeks but I was completely bored.
So yeah, not into guys that don't have a massively feminine aspect. Therefore not gay.
Meanwhile, super into women and lesbians, find me a gay guy turned on by lesbians and I'll be out 50 bucks

>>8052783
They don't make it anymore but there was this perfect Doc Johnson ripped dong that's only about as thick as a nickel, slides in without needing much warmup and feels like heaven going in and out. So Lemme see what I can find on edenfatasys

>>8052789
i think I've done it, it feels like you're close to cum, there's a nice feeling in your tummy too and you leak a lot of precum. but isn't like a "press here for cum" button. having fun like that requires patience and practice in general

>>8052640
You are going to get fucking cancer from low quality shit. The jelly ones look cool tho

>>8052879
thanks

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>>8052783
something like these are good for beginners
http://www.edenfantasys.com/vibrators/anal-vibrators/your-highness
https://www.docjohnson.com/crystal-jellies-anal-plug-bumps-pink.html
both feel really good going in and out fast, see if you can find someone to help you with that or a way to mount them on a little platform like a volleyball
To practice stretching yourself out I recommend either or a buttplug or a tower like this
https://www.docjohnson.com/american-bombshell-rockeye-cherrybomb.html
Don't try to fit it all in just slowly work your way down further and further, should take about 10 minutes to open yourself up to taking a 1.5 inch dildo. Then you have to slowly work it up inside, too, another 5 minutes at least.
>>8052947
Agreed, silicone is better. Always wrap jelly toys in a condom, they are some toxic shit

>>8052987
Thanks you've been a real help

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>>8052851
so like Flint?
http://bad-dragon.com/products/flint
>>8053058
There are books you can read and classes you can take too, I highly recommend both
https://www.amazon.com/Anal-Sex-Basics-Beginners-Maximizing/dp/1592337031
If you live near a major city you should be able to find classes, they will usually be at night and through some organization, just look up (your location/reagion) BDSM sex lifestyle classes/organizations, the ones who teach kink also tend to teach everything else or can point you to someone who does.
Sex stores have a few books but not always the right ones

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>>8053079
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>>8053079
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>>8053110
Gonna get that on my kindle right now.

>>8053147
man I want a four handed handjob/massage so much

>>8053167
>FOUR
>GIANT
>hands
>on one dick

>>8053156
just one more heads up, you're also gonna want an enema bulb. The one with a blue body and long white neck is the best and can be reused a couple times.
Anal tends to create a suction effect, you want to clear out as much as possible first.
But hey, the book will tell you that.

>>8053187
which just makes me want it to be possible more

>>8053209
Thanks for reminding me. I totally forgot about that.

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Is Lapis x Connie the rarest ship in the whole fandom?

>>8053187
>4 giant hands groping you and massaging your prostate

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>>8053305
>one to hold down both wrists
>one to clamp down over your mouth
>one to squeeze your dick
>one to go deep for your prostate
>two legs to pin down yours

>>8046145
someone dies and whoever shares this sort of shit is really gross in the heart department

>>8053876
Man, I really want some Laponnie now. Just to piss off /co/ /sug/ from time to time.

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>>8053895
There's plenty of /ss/fags on /co/, not sure how they feel about /ll/. All I know is there could stand to be more

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>>8054033
they like it, but tentatively. Daughterfu's are popular on /co/ and it's easier to imagine little girls like that than to self insert for a lot of anons.
Unless it's Coraline, of course.

>>8054033
Most ship Connie and pearl

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>>8053281
It isn't common.
I am personally not big on any Lapis ships since she hasn't shown much in the way of character development since season one.
Most Lapis shiping art feels like Tumblr self insertion.
Lesbian loli is always good though.

I like Peridot x Connie a bit more since they have a little more in common.
Or at least they did before Peri went full retard at the end of last season.

>>8054552
I realized fighting wise,these two would be great, lapis super soaks and Garnet swoops in for a tazzer punch

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what if amethyst had ruined her butthole with over sized meme toys?

>>8055227
You still missed ssssssome, boo hiss

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>>8055194
She can shapeshift her spaceshitter.

>>8055290
i wonder if she has ever tried to shove food up her ass to see what happens

>>8055268
you can just ask if you need something, senpai

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>the answer is right there

>>8056304
>milky is gonna be canon confirmed

https://mobile.twitter.com/mosiz_su/status/839070755149115393/photo/1

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>>8056304
She's going to be CANON

>>8056609
Jasper will not be memed

>>8056744
*redeemed

>>8056725
the fact that it's a legit possibility has me reeling

Long while back I saw a picture of Lapis underwater with a whale. Anyone have it? I saved it but my harddrive was wiped.

>>8056920
was it the big ass vertical collage of steven asking where lapis went?

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>>8056920
Symbolic of her monster whale penis, don't you forget it

>>8057197
I think so

>>8057234
kys

>>8057234
Thank you

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aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! NEW BECKY PIC!!! BECKY IS ON A CRUISE RIGHT NOW!!! SO COOL!!!!

>>8057772
Shut up

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almost time to get ready for a new thread

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the last bunch will be reposted anyway

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