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ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite eeveelution

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Who's your favorite eeveelution?

Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

Previous thread: >>8024711
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>>8029566
false propet
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>>8029566
Me
-Charles the Espeon
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>>8029439
... Really I'm not sure.
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>>8029566
Me~
Sylveon's pretty cool though
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>>8029552
>Frankie walks outside and makes sure there's no climbing-out-the-bathroom-window stuff going on.
>Mostly because the bathroom window is small, up high, and not fun to get stuck in.
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>>8029566
I like the others that live with Frankie.
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>>8029617
>spray with hose
HELIIIIIXXX
>RUNS
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>>8029634
Why are you like this.
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>>8029634
Cease.

>Smite.
>Which in this context is Thunder.
(Also people told me the discord didn't like the pokemon being able to speak english as they please. I apologize, feel free to change it or retcon as you please.)
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>>8029634
>Frankie is wet but unharmed.
I swear if you keep this up I'll have more deaths on my hands than the Alolan Psycho. now get lost.
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>>8029617
>Not trying to escape.
>You can hear him grumble a few times before he finally seems to get done with whatever he was doing and leave.
Is everyone sleeping?
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>>8029667
( Discordfag here, we're pretty much all for keeping it mostly intact, even if the fine details shift a bit. Thanks for the heads up and being open to change though )
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>>8029599
Hmmm... Obviously you need to beat Nate at his own game and join the movie industry.
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>>8029667
(Discordfag here. Helix being able to grant wishes kind of is a wild card because you can't discuss it on discord. You think you could chill with that or hop into discord?)
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>>8029732
>Fuschiafag: Concerned Dad Mode
Well, Zorro and Sylvie are.
Vapey's still up, I think.
You doing OK there, Mort? You sounded kinda strained or hurt there for a sec.
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>>8029735
(Not a problem.)
>>8029751
(Yeah I'm going to have him cut it out with the world changing wishes. If you'd rather him stop all together I can do that as well.)
-Helixplayer
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>>8029740
You're probably joking but I'm way too awkward for the movie industry.
You should have seen my champion interview. I went full autismo and went nonverbal, it was shit.
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>>8029760
>He laughs.
Yeah!! I had to do my own shot. I remember why I don't like doing them on my own.
Are you gonna go to bed soon?
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I found a really big wallet but all there was were some baby pictures.
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>>8029814
In a little bit.
I'm curious as to what exactly those shots are though.
I know you don't feel as hurt from Water moves and such, but I'm worried about side effects.
>Frankie sighs a bit.
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>>8029793
>slaps ass
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>>8029858
Uh, they just make me feel kinda sick. I'm okay otherwise.
>He laughs.
I've been getting them for about a year and a half, wouldn't I have, like, gotten any bad effects by then anyway?
You don't mind if I watch movies, do you? I'll keep the sound low!
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>>8029793
That does sound like an uncomfortably awkward time, I'm afraid my only point of comp-
>>8029870
....... Why?
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>>8029793
wait
what the shit
why didnt i get an interview
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>>8029870
I'll jump off this tower.
>>8029906
Hm?
>>8029922
Maybe Kanto and Johto don't do them? They are pretty eastern, probably based off of samurai stuff or something.

When you beat me you can step on my back for your pictures so they don't have to interview me.
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>>8029892
Yeah, you can watch movies.
>Frankie puts Invaders 2 back on.
>Stealth pet
That's the thing, you might not know you have some of them.
If you fight a lot but don't get pet much, for instance, you might not realize you've got numbness.
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>>8029977
I guess. Thank you.
I'd rather be a good fighter and not let people get hurt than a good cuddler.
Sorry.
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>>8029970
... Sorry, I was saying my only point of comparison is the feeling of panic associated with crowds, which I am certain isn't quite the same. Hmm... Modelling?
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>>8029970
>sprinkles sparkly fairy cum on his hair
you are now a pokemon for the next thirty minutes!!!
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>>8030016
My point still stands. There's a difference between being able to tough out a hit, and not knowing something's wrong until it's too late.
>Frankie: continue to pet, see how long it takes Mort to notice
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>>8029970
idk man
had that east feel tho
crouch on the floor while someone says shit
yeah i didnt get it but whatevs
champship gotten
yeah man i guess i can do that
better not be some secret kink or some shit dude
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>>8030092
...I guess. But! What if I need to stop something and I can't? I don't want more people to die because I'm not useful...
>Roll to see if he can figure out that Frankie is petting him somehow.
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>>8030049
I don't think so. I don't know if I'm cut out for anything.
>>8030085
Now the outside matches the inside.
Ha.
>>8030117
Nah. I just hate the interview portion.
When am I gonna expect you to kick my ass?
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>>8030132
I'm concerned that you'd push yourself past what your body can take not because you've got a good reason to, but because you can't tell where your limits are.
>Frankie: keep petting, watch movie, contemplate the possibility of vacation
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>>8030152
oh god im sorry
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>>8030181
Yeah I guess. I just don't want to mess up anymore.
I messed up and my first trainer wound up in the hospital. And his friends and family blamed me.
I don't want you to get hurt, or all of my new friends.
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>>8030152
But if that were true you would never have become champion, nor would Reshiram have ever chosen you as a hero. Perhaps just relax, watch movies, and maybe drink while you wait out the anon's... Gift.
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>>8030152
uh
dunno man
been kinda distracted by this chicken
fucking gotta
pack up other me and jacket
then go beat hoenn and sinnoh
so yeah idk whenever i stop being lazy af
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>>8030212
Ouch... I know how hard ti is to feel like you've let someone down, especially if they're family.
Can you tell me what happened, Mort?
>Frankie: pet flamedoggo ears, watch best scene of movie
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>>8030183
At least I know what ghost I'll become.
>>8030218
Reshiram chose me because you had the other stone and I was nearby. Reshiram and Zekrom also chose White and she did shit all.
Nate's more of a hero than I am. Fucking. Rosa is more of a hero than I am.
>>8030234
I dunno. Might only have to fight Nate when you get here if you take too long.
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>Sabi: Arrive in Orre.
>Book a hotel room.
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I think it's time to go to bed.

Goodnight Unova.
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>>8030484
Night dude, Feel better.
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>Joe: Wonder where the hell saab went.
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>>8030535
>roll to splet
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>>8030550
>Has been spletted upon.
why.
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>>8030565
...
>splet again
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>>8030589
>Has not been spletted upon.
for what purpose.
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>>8030608
>throw dead corsola at and flee
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>>8030618
>Corsola corpsola thumps against his chest
...Okay.
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par trainerfag here
do depressed people naturally attract ghosts
i have like 6 ghosts on my team and 5 that stalk me
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>>8029838
I do believe a certain someone I know has been looking for that for a while.
>Takes baby photo wallet and gives Anon a large cut and polished sapphire the size of his head in return
>Gives baby photo wallet to closest Arceus
>this shouldn't require a roll, it's just simple teleportation
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>>8030279
I highly doubt that Rosa is a hero at all, considering the stories I've heard recently involving her, a Gogoat, and cult worship. As for the rest... A hero is a hero. You may not be the best one, but you are a hero nonetheless. Please do not degrade your own achievements.
>>8030484
Good night, Black. Rest well.
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>>8030844
>Raddad tears up a little
... Thanks, sport.
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>>8031359
You're welcome, dad.
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hug
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I'm sorry
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>>8029566
I like them all, would have been nice if we had them all at the house even if just for a little bit.
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>>8032932
eeeh they are overrated.
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>>8032937
Says you spoopybutt
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>>8032941
well they are!
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>>8032988
You're overrated
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future dave sucks at chess
current dave sucks at chess
fucking
daves shouldnt play chess
daves are worse at chess than hoennese are at managing their environment
kept forgetting which pepperoni pieces were which
ended up with an entire board of queens
no fucking king
lesbo kingdom up in this shit
the only winners here were the lesbians
were all gonna have to get fauxhawks and plaid now to appease our dyke overlords
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>>8032996
no you are!
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>>8033003
Compared to you though? literally underrated.
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>>8033014
well.. I am pretty popular.
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>>8033020
That you are, spookybutt.
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>did not sleep at all again.

>>8029566
The pink one!
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>>8033056
How're you feeling today hon?
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>>8033509
h-hon?
>flustered a bit
Well better than yesterday. my voice still hurts and sounds weird though.
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>>8033524
Give it time and you'll be right as rain.
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>>8033540
yeah! How are we getting to Johto?!
The train?
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>>8033562
Zorro... you heard Xerneas yesterday going to Johto now would surely result in death and he said he'll have another job for us soon.
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>>8033562
hoenn
orre
the eel
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>>8033601
but this is all my fault! We can not just sit here and do nothing!

>>8033630
Yes! I will but i do not know how to swim!
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>>8033642
a boat
frankie has money
take it
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>>8033658
uuh ... uuuuuuuuhhhh
>thinking about it
yeah... i hope tickets are not expensive...
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>>8033658
>>8033794
Do not
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>>8033834
>pokerface
Yeah you are right.
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>>8033794
>A lame vee suddenly sits on the ninetails
No. You're staying home with me. You're not going to Johto and dying.

Doctor Cocoa's orders.
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>>8033847
Zorro don't steal from frankie to go to hoenn to chase eel because some random guy on this thread told you to.
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>>8033794
do it
>>8033834
you will come
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>>8033860
>picks up
>puts on the couch
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>>8033860
But I HAVE to go!

>>8033865
only bad guys steal.

>>8033867
.......
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>>8033867
No, you will shut up.

>>8033884
>The vee gets off the couch, limps over to Zorro, and flops on the fire-type again.
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>>8033890
you will come
>>8033896
would you like to be in kalos or sinnoh
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>>8033890
You don't have to nothing, you're not even fully healed yet. If the eel he's talking about is the one that assassinated that politician on live TV you're in for a bad time.
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>>8033890
No. You don't have to go. You're not Xerneas's only chosen one.

...That and if I overheard you and Sylvie right, He gave you strict instructions to not get involved with this one. If you do, you're going against Xerneas's wishes.

Besides, other people are already going after that eel.

>>8033912
(Kindly don't teleport people around randomly unless you're a psychic-type legendary please)
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>>8033954
(trying to make fun plot so dont tell me what to do)
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>>8033954
(we have an alakazam that can teleport anything anywhere your point is invalid)
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>>8033939
Why? I could fry that fish....

>>8033912
Johto first!

>>8033954
why are you always right.
I hate sitting around here!
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>>8034014
>The Vee, who has a bad hip and thus is permanently excused from anything even remotely exciting, gives Zorro the Look.

>You know, the look that I don't have yet because I'm having to rebuild Cocoa's pic folder while RPing.

>>8033991
(Making a fun plot =/= kicking characters to Kalos for trying to interact with characters in the plot. Also, making a fun plot =/= using an anon to shout at a character to do X thing)

>>8034001
(I don't remember Alakazam teleporting around PCs)
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>>8033991
(just seems to me your trying to get zorro killed desu)
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>>8034037
But i am trying to do this to help! I hate seeing friends hurt...
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>>8034037
>>8034129
>teleports behind them.
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>>8034140
>Nothing personal kid
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>>8034037
(Alakazam does not do this, correct. Just messes with people. Occasionally is nice.)

>>8034001
(Alakazam has very good reason he can teleport most things most places. Can explain if needed. Do not use others to further bad arguments when you do not know what you are talking about.)
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>>8034129
You think we don't? What I'm seeing is *you* getting hurt, Zorro.
And besides, like I said. There's already enough people going after that fish.

We need you back here.

>>8034140
>Cocoa's head whips around at the loud KRAKK of the teleport.
>Nobody said that Abra was silent.
...Uh, hello?
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>ANOON NUKES EBYTHING xDDDDDDDDDDd
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>>8034178
xddddd
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>>8034161
th-thats my line!

>>8034177
>>8034190

Hey.

>>8034178
(fucking lol'd)
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>>8034195
Oh hey it's you! How's it going?
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>>8034177
I do not like when you guys worry about me!
i feel like i have to make this right... and also i need to get my money.

>>8034195
hi there!
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>>8034230
We worry about you because you keep doing things like this.

...What's this about money?
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>>8034208
>>8034230

I heard teleport. So i got here ASAP.

Coffee?
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(I have to ask, how does one join in on this?)
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>>8033991
>>8034001
(Jirachi here sorry if this is rambly I haven't gotten dressed or checked discord. If you teleport Cocoa to Sinnoh/Kalos what motive are Zorro and Sylvie going to have to go to Orre? I could like Hoopa Odds/Evens Cocoa to Orre if you wanted but even then Z/S would only have motive to come get Cocoa not wipe out fishsail. Think over motives.)
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>>8034246
Sure, thanks.
>>8034241
I guess some guy promised him money if he went through with the stupid thing he did yesterday.
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>>8034256
(its easier said than done. make a character and a way to introduce them)
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Execute Order
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>>8034256
(I literally got started because I replied to somebody with a reaction image and they assumed I was that pokemon and started petting me so I just stuck with it.)
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>>8034256
(Pick a pokemon or human and hop in. Make a basic backstory, give your character motives and dreams.)
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>>8034246
I'd like some, yeah.

>>8034260
...

>>8034230
Zooooorrrrooooooooooo.....?

...What did you do...?
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>>8034257
>havent gotten dressed
>insert dave eyebrow wigglin gif here
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>>8034241
>>8034290

They said i would get a ton of money! I wanted to share it with all you guys...
Do not drink the water from the sink is all. also i am beginning to think i am dumb after all...

>>8034246
will it help my head?
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>>8034260
>>8034290
Yeah. I think i could get you guys to Johto pretty quickly.
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>>8034261
(Yeah I can see that)
>>8034274
(I saw that post)
>>8034286
(I'll Keep that in mind)
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>>8034300
(Here you go dude)
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>>8034308
...

...Zorro...? I have a hard time believing you when you say that you want to be a hero when you literally poison the water supply.

>>8034314
But why?
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>>8034320
thank
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>>8034334
yeah me to... I think i would make a better bad guy than a hero.... all i do it mess stuff up.

>>8034314
you could!?
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>>8034370
...

...I know you'd make a bad villain too. You have a heart of gold. Something tells me you didn't know that you were doing that when you did it.
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>>8034334
I heard you guys need to go there to stop some dude.
If you dont thats fine. its a lot of work anyway...
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>Zibel pulls the boat in a few miles away from Gateon port.
>More near the green side of Orre than the yellow side.
>He hops off and starts trying to make a basic shelter.
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>>8034412
...We don't. We're going to stay right where we are. Unless something happens here in Fuschia, we're not getting involved.

Isn't that right, Zorro?
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>>8034412
I appreciate the offer dude but Zorro's in no shape to be fighting the leader of a crime syndicate right now. Maybe some other time.
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>>8034441
>>8034442
alright then. Ill just hang out.

What do you guys do for fun around here?
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>>8034426
>Wott yawns and looks up at Eel Daddy.
>The hot Orre sun beats down on them...

...Eew Daddah...? Is hawt... why is hawt...?
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>>8034403
I do not know... I am stupid.

>>8034441
>>8034442
I am super ready to fight though! I always am!
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>>8034480
>Spray with hose
I'A HELIX
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>>8034473
We had to mooooove. Stay inside for now okay, kiddo?
>Pat babwott.
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>another nice hot day in Orre
>not too windy either, perfect day for a picnic
Today is a good day.
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>>8034490
Why are you like this.
That isn't even a flareon.
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>>8034501
>Hide nods, smiling up at Eel Daddy as he moves into a shadier area.
>>8034509
>Wott isn't used to hot days in Orre.
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>>8034480
Is that so?
>she binds Zorro's legs with her ribbons
Can you overpower me in your current state?
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>>8034501
>Poke.
Hey sup. Who are you?
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>>8034520
>He keeps an eye on the babwott as he keep b-
>>8034527
>Eel yelp.
Uh, nothing? I mean, we're moving!
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>>8034527
>Fishy staring
Hello?
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>>8034543
Sorry, dude.
>Help the eel make his shelter.
What's your story?
>>8034549
Orrelola.
That's what we say here.
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>>8034543
>>8034549
>Wott is being rather well-behaved. And by that I mean he's not running off to explore or anything.

>Then again, out there it's really hot and here he's all cool.

>>8034527
...Who you...?
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>>8034490
that water better not be infected!

>>8034523
whaa?
>struggles
>6 8 and 0 overpower
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>>8034520
>Sandslash definitely is
>Sandslash grabs a couple of gems to use to pay for things and heads towards Phenac city to get some food
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>>8034561
..No it isn't.
I've been here before!
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>>8034561
My story? Uh, I was a pokemon for the army and my trainer fought the people... And I didn't like it?
...So I left!
>Make dat shelter.
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>>8034571
>Cocoa remains on Zorro's back, rather amused by this.
...Suddenly I don't feel so alone.
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>>8034480
CALM DOWN AND REGAIN YOUR STRENGTH.
I STILL HAVE NEED OF YOU HERE.
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>>8034571
oh shit
uh
would your hose be infected?
>Crazy cultist #3 is reconsidering his life choices
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>>8034601
>Hide the wott of OSHA compliance is amazed by the story
>The shelter, however...
>OSHAwott's instincts say it might not be very safe.
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>>8034567
Hey I'm Ark.
>>8034598
Really? This is like my second week in this hellhole.
>>8034601
Huh, neat. Your shelter isn't looking super good.
>Roll to fix structural problems
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>>8034624
What's up, kiddo?
>>8034640
>Well Ark fixed the structural problems with his big meaty claws.
Thanks!
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>>8034610
....
well then...

>>8034617
How can i remain calm about this!? It is my fault! i put everyone in danger!

>>8034623
I sure hope not. for your sake.
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>>8034673
...uh.
later!
>Crazy cultist #3 status: getting the fuck outta there.
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>>8034666
>Wott looks up, blinking in confusion
>Before walking over from the inside of the boat to the inside of the shelter and looking around

>Describe shelter and how good it is compared to just living in the boat
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>>8034592
>Sandslash is now in Phenac city
>roll for the quality of picnic food Sandslash can find and buy
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>A phone rings on the S.S. Libia
>A certain Aloan Vullly picks it up
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>>8034472
We mostly watch movies and stuff
>pick up the remote with a spare ribbon and turn the tv on
>still on a sci fi station, this time showing the classic Beheeyem vs Predator instead of the crappy cgi remake
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>>8034716
>Super basic shack.
>Keeps the heat off you and provides a nice place to chill.
>Inside of the boat is probably way better.
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>>8034673
You have a point. I am disappointed.
You are not, however, beyond redemption.
There is a treatment being sent here, but it is under heavy guard and reserved for those who can pay the price.
Live up to your namesake and liberate this shipment for the common people of Fuschia.
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>>8034750
>Wott looks around the empty, kinda ramshackle shack, then returns to the boat to watch Eel Daddy from a nice, cool area that probably has air conditioning.
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>>8034735
Hey, knower is this you? It's been a while. How's everything going? What do you mean?
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>>8034743
>Frankie: hang out, pet all the floofs
We were going to go on vacation, but, well, things happened. We're going to be around here for a little while longer - at least until the water crisis clears up or our stockpile runs out.
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>>8034731
>Poke the pokey poke.
Yo.
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>>8034760
...

...Yeah, now I have no complaints. Although I do kinda want in on the action...

...But I guess I'll just hold down the fort with Frankie as usual. Try not to get killed.

>>8034811
>Perks of staying with Frankie
>He gives all the best pets
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>>8034825
>Sandslash nearly drops a bunch of warm sandwiches on the floor in surprise
Uh...hello?
Who are you?
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>>8034760
Really!? Where is the shipment at? I will go get it!
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>>8034852
Just a trainer. You need some help with those?
>He holds his backpack out.
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>>8034784
>Eel dad is determined to make an awesome house for his friends.
>He keeps working.
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>>8034786
Идeт пepeвoд Этa являeтcя oтхoды из вpeмя Пpocтo cлeдyйтe пoлoвинa paзгoвopa лeд лиcы Пepeгoвopы o
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>>8034811
>receives pets
You ever decide on where we are going?
>>8034760
Xerneas is there anything you can do about Cocoa's leg?
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>>8034873
>Sandslash backs away slightly and tenses up, ready to flee
...You're not going to throw any Pokeballs at me are you?
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>>8034918
Nah. I release most of my pokemon. Met a famous guy with lettuce hair a few years ago and he turned me into a hippie.
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>>8034915
It's not just my leg, it's my hip too...

>>8034760
...But yeah, I would like that. Although I'm fine without.

...I think.
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>>8034948
so being a hippie is contagious?
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>>8034900
>House is significantly better than before.
>Still no electricity or running water but holy shit.
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>>8034836
This is an assignment you can help with. You can draw the crowd's attention while Zorro and the others slip in and deal with the guards.
>>8034865
In front of the Pokemon Center, arriving momentarily.
>>8034915
>>8034972
Hmm... I feel some influence here, as if this was destined to happen.
Curious.
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>>8034904
B-but that's what uncle X, The Jacket man, and Mr. V do... what do mean just cause I was trained by two killers means I'd be a good assassin? This is like a really bad start to a day, but uhhh ok? Wait what do you mean I have to kill a gay eel?... no I don't want that... you better not be lying again or else, fine I'll do it
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>>8034948
Right...sorry about that then.
I've not had the best experiences with trainers I've never seen before.

So what brings you to Orre?
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>>8035022
.........
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>>8034900
>>8035004
>Wott gasps in amazement at the shack- or, as it is now, the hut.

>He still prefers the boat though.
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>>8035013
On my way!

>sprints off in the pokecenter direction...
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>>8034977
Yeah it is. Don't let them touch you.
>>8035033
Gotta do an important top secret thing. Where are you going?
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>>8035042
Zorro don't just run off like that
>pick up Cocoa and run after Zorro to the pokemon center
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>>8035013
...Oh... all right...

>>8035042
>Vee rides Zorro to the Pokecenter!
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>>8035041
>Depressed eel noises.
>Roll for depression.
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>>8034948
>>8035050
....?
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>>8035069
>>8035072
I have to make this right!

....
>stops in a couple nearby bushes by the pokecenter....
>heavy wheezing though....
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>>8035104
>Cheer him up
>Blow bubbles
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>>8035050
...So you're a strange new trainer I've never seen before, doing a top secret thing and you're asking where I'm going.

No offense but dude I'm finding it really hard to trust you right now.
...But then again I've not had a Pokeball or a net thrown at me yet so maybe you're alright, I can't tell.

Tell you what, I won't tell you where I was going to go, but I'm going to go to the oasis, you can come along if you want, I'm gonna go get someone and then have a picnic.
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>>8035042
>>8035069
>>8035072
>>8035135
>The truck is parked outside the Pokecenter
>The meds are being handed out to those who are willing to pay 50,000 P cash for a blister pack
>Fuschia PD is focused on trying to stop the forming crowd of distressed people from clashing with the guards...
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>>8035120
Speaketh of the lettuce and he shall arrive.
>>8035148
Curiosity, can't help myself.
You wanna race there?
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>>8035135
...

...Okay, maybe I do still have a few objections left in my trusty objection sack.

Something along the lines of you're not...

>>8035149
...

Okay, so I'm supposed to be a distraction. How am I supposed to distract them? What, should I sneak under the truck and then act all distressed as if they'd run me over?
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>>8035146
>Zap one of the bubbles.
>Determination, go.
>Make the house awesome.
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>>8035173
That might work but then again knowing who these guys are they may not care.
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>>8035149
>>8035173
>>8035230

....
I might have an idea...
It involves fire~!
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>>8035170
If you feel like losing, sure.
Although if we're going to race it's probably best if I put these sandwiches and stuff in your backpack.

If you get lost in the desert send me a message on my PDA and I'll come back and find you.
>Sandslash shows his contact details for his PDA
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>>8035258
Fire would be less of a distraction and more of a beacon to the fact we're here.
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>>8035270
but hear me out. A REALLY REALLY large fire would make them scatter!
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>>8035170
Well.... I'm always here. I lurk while doing busywork for Colress. You seemed rather... down... last night. Are you alright?
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>>8035264
>He drops his backpack for Slash to put the food in and checks the Orre map he has.
Yeah. I can get there. What's the winner get?
>Add Slash to Xtransceiver.
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>>8035282
Can you even muster fire that big right now? I don't really have any ideas so I guess Cocoa's is the best so far.
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>>8035230
Yeah... hm.

>>8035258
...Zorro, we're talking about a truck filled with medicine. Medicine that we're supposed to be stealing and then distributing out to everyone, Swellow-Hood style.

We're not looking to blow up the truck and everything inside, because "everything inside" happens to be what we want to steal.
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>>8035285
>mfw I reply too fast.
Yeah I'm fine. I was just being a sadsack last night. How's plasma going?
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>>8035282
Uh Zorro?
I think that might risk baking the medicine in the truck
>>8035294
Cocas right, lets go with the Cocoa Plan
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>>8035293
>>8035294
>>8035313
I heard grand larceny and I came running.
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>>8035297
>Nah you're fine man
>I'm slow as fuck when it comes to responding
>Probably because I keep getting distracted with editing the Pastebins
Hm... Plasma will be undergoing a merger with Aether at some point in the future, and apparently Colress purchased an Unovan radio station. I'm not sure why he did it, but I'm sure it was more than an impulse buy.
..... hopefully.
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>>8035331
.... Where is everyone going?
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>>8035293
>>8035294
>>8035313
hmmm....
Why is this so hard!
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>>8035286
>Sandslash puts the picnic food into the backpack
When I win you have to tell me what you're doing in Orre, because I'm curious.
If somehow you win I'll tell you what I'm doing in Orre, but that's not going to happen.

You ready?
>Sandslash gets ready to start running
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>>8035350
Stealing some drugs from bad guys, you want in?
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>>8035350
>>8035331
>>8035313
...Well, this turned into a nice big vee party.

>>8035331
...I... Now's actually the perfect time for you to show up. Something tells me you can think up a plan for this that's better than me playing "the vee that got run over" underneath a stationary truck.
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>>8035341
Well that's interesting. Tell Colress to play my mixtape on his radio station please.
>He laughs.
Probably to spread information across Unova? I dunno, dude's smarter than most people.
...Except with his robot sex.
>>8035364
Sounds like a fair deal to me
Let's go.
>He casually starts walking.
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>>8035368
I suppose that if everyone else is going along with this I may as well do so too.
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>Truck status: three grunts and a medical guy, no Pokemon out yet, and Fuschia PD is trying to lead off the people inclined to riot
>People are grumbling but a few are lining up with their money...
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>>8035368
>>8035380
Hmm...
Freeze the tires. Freeze the back? Zorro gives it a good fire blast and it'll buckle?
Alternatively we can have Charles psychic the back open.
>>8035426
>He looks at the truck...
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>>8035409
...Uh, alright then.
Don't keep me waiting too long, dude.
>Sandslash runs off into the desert towards the oasis
>odds = Sandslash is so thrown off by Black's casual attitude that he's actually running the wrong way
>evens = maybe walking wasn't the best idea
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>>8035444
That seems like a good idea when we've gotten to the truck but what about the distraction part?
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>>8035426
>starts to move a bit closer...

>>8035444
>>8035474

I think starting a fire behind the pokecenter would cause a good enough distraction... That truck looks heavily armored though...
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>>8035409
>N chuckles a bit
Well, I'll be sure to pass one along to him.
... Assuming he's not still living in the med bay after his last attempt to fuck Unit One "for science".
So.... Orre?
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>>8035474
... I can do that. Psychic illusions.
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>>8035474
>>8035494
Hmmm...
Fire is a good idea. Let me-
>>8035510
Hey! Sounds like a good idea to me.
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>>8035444
>Truck status: unharmed so far.
>Grunts are oblivious to the 'vee party.
>They all have live shock batons out for "customer management" and Pokeballs in hand.
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>>8035458
Alright. See ya.
>He opens his Xtransciver.
>Dialing Hoopa Taxi Service...
>>8035501
Hahahaha. Hopefully the smartest guy in the world doesn't die from burns.
Yeah, Orre. Still gotta give that Eelektross his fight.
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>>8035510
Sounds like a plan then.
>>
>>8035523
ye-

>>8035528
They are going to get violent... well if they want that then...

>wheezes and embers a bush on the opposite side of the pokecenter....
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>>8035510
>>8035523
...

...So, uh... what role do I play in all this...? Spectator...?

>Vee motions to her lame leg and bad hip

>>8035556
...Uh. Looks like we have a distraction.
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>>8035551
Whaddya need, pal?
>>
>>8035523
>>8035510
I'll be the lookout OK?
>>8035556
>Sees fire
Nice.
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>>8035523
>>8035552
Alright. I shall do so in exactly one minute from now, be ready.
>>8035528
>Let's give them a hallucination
>Evens they relive the scene from "Call of Cthluhu" where R'lyeh opens and Cthulhu is revealed
>Odds their sight + hearing is replaced with this for 30 minutes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XD9DO7P2vbU
>>
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>>8035556
>>8035573
>>8035592
Guys...
Cocoa you get the crowd running. Vapey you be lookout.
>>8035598
Uh, wow.
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>>8035551
>I FUCKING KNEW YOU'D CHEAT YOU BASTARD
>Sandslash is unaware of this
>last digit of this post determines how many more posts until Sandslash gets to the oasis
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>>8035585
Eh. Not today. Aren't you supposed to be dead, anyway?
>>8035611
>Heh.
>Keep walking.
>Last two digits is how many posts Black is gonna take without cheating.
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>>8035551
He'll die doing what he loved. Robots.
Same rules for the fight, or are you upping the difficulty?
>>
>>8035637
Fuck you, pal.
>Explodes.
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>>8035642
>Rip me, too slow again
>>
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>>8035609
>>8035598
>Cocoa marvels at Charles's work, then salutes Glaceon and begins pulling the crowd away from the truck
>Mainly via an altered form of the "vee got hit by a truck" act

>Cutevee powers GOOO
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>>8035556
>The grunts send out a Golduck to deal with the fire...
>>8035598
>And are then reduced to screaming wrecks for a few moments, swinging their shock batons wildly!
>Odds, a number of people equal to the number of consecutive digits go down from wild shock rod chaos.

>>8035650
>Yep, that's got everybody's attention.
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>>8035658
...
>drought activates

>solar beam the golduck
>hopefully at least this is more distraction.
>>
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>>8035658
>Get to freezing the tires, go for the drive shaft too.
>>
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>>8035637
>Well I was gonna correct myself and say last two posts for me too but apparently I would've won anyway
>We probably could have done this better, oh well
>Sandslash is now at the oasis, he leans back in his favourite spot and waits
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>>8035642
Gross. Tell him to make one with a vibrating dong.
Hahaha.
Might roll a new die. Who knows. I'm turning into Grimsley, N. Save me.
>>8035644
Yuck.
>>8035683
>Thundurus floats over and a small storm starts over Slash's head.
>Oops.
>>
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>>8035670
> 252 SpA Ninetales Solar Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Golduck: 260-306 (167.7 - 197.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
> That duck's down for the count.

>>8035680
>The truck is going nowhere now.

>The psychic illusions wear off on an evens - Grunts are not happy at all...
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>>8035712
I'm gonna laugh if you lose though.
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>>8035658
>Dramavee turns up the drama, trying (and intentionally failing) to drag herself to the Pokecenter
>She's arranged her hip and bum leg so that the unnaturalness of how the underlying bone has healed together is magnified
>Sure it hurts but that just adds more drama
>>
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>>8035724
>jump out of cover and hypervoice the grunts
>>
>>8035724
... uuuum

>starts embering more trees.
>>
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>>8035724
>Let's go for more illusions
>Evens they hallucinate Eldrazi
>Odds squiddles opening again
>>
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>>8035724
>Ice Beam a few grunts.
>Keep the distance.
>>
>>8035712
What the fuck?!
>Sandslash buries himself so that only his spiny back is above the sand
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>>8035712
I'm certain he's reading everything you're saying at the moment.
No kidding. Grimsley lost his Bisharp in a bet recently. Am I going to have to stage an intervention before Reshiram ends up in Youngster Joey's pocket?
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>>8035744
>>8035754
>>8035751
>All grunts go down, only Creepy Medical Guy is still standing.
>And all he sees is squiddies.

>>8035743
>A cop picks up Dramavee and tries to carry her to the Pokemon center.
>And sees that the truck is getting fugged.
>Better work fast, nerds.
>>
>>8035733
Least I don't smell like corpses.
>>8035778
>Oooooooops.
>>8035784
He did? What a dummy.
Yeah, save me N, I'm too lazy to walk the rest of this desert.
>Let out Unfezant.
>Last number dictates how long until he gets to Slash.
>>
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>>8035802
>Run around to the back doors.
>Ice it!
Come on! Help me out!
>>
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>>8035802
>>8035827
>Vapey Aurora Beams the doors as well
I'm helping!
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>>8035812
What? I don't smell li-
Im going to hit the shower...
>>
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>>8035827
>>8035850
>runs up to them breathing hard
>panic
UUUH we should hurry!
>>
>>8035802
>Dramavee shrieks in 'pain' as soon as the cop touches her fur, backing away from him.
>Gotta both keep him from paying attention to the truck and keep him from actually taking her to the Pokecenter
>Because that's going to be a tough one to explain
>>
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>>8035812
>you see a confused and irritated Sandslash mostly buried in the sand, getting rained on in the middle of a desert
>I will have this fucking victory and you can't stop me
>>
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>>8035850
Thank you.
>>8035860
I know!
Help me. Give it a fire blast.
>Roll to buckle it with a shadow ball.
>>
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>>8035872
>dramavee is so dramatic she forgot a picture
>Everyone take a shot
>>
>>8035852
Pff.
>>8035876
>He calls off Thundurus.
Hey, sorry for raining on your win.
>>
>>8035878
yeah ill try!

>6 8 and 0 success
>anything elde a weak ember
>>
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>>8035812
Yes, it was to Steven, I believe.
Well, I'm afraid I'm still in Johto, so unless a picture of Anomalesia will be of assistance I don't believe I can be of much help.
>>8035852
Oh? Won't that hurt? Showers are typically stone, right?
>>8035882
(Damnit. )
>>
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>>8035899
.... Why is my tail hot?
>>
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>>8035890
>Sandslash gets up out of the sand
Why would you do that?
What even was that thing?!
>>
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>>8035860
>>8035878
>Doors are open.
>Darn that's a lot of pills
>>8035872
>>8035882
>Cop tries to help, and hesitates a little more before turning back to the van.
>>8035899
>Creepy Medical Guy gets up, and brings down his shock rod in a Squiddies-hallucination-fuelled rage.
>>
>>8035899
>>8035924
>wheezes
UUUHHMMM IT IS YOUR TAIL!
>Starts trying to pat the tail fire out
>>
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>>8035909
What's Anomalesia? ...Some kind of flower?
>>8035937
Did I mention I'm the champion of Unova?
Sorry, couldn't help myself.
>He hands the Sandslash a potion and his picnic supplies.
Anyway I'm here because I owe an Eelektross a fight. You haven't seen any, have you?
>>
>>8035924
>>8035959
I GOT THIS
>WHAARGARBL THE TAIL
>>
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>>8035951
>UGH
>Bag some pills.
>Toss some into the street for people.
>>
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>>8035951
>run to the back of the van
>Psychock the creepy medical guy
>>
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>>8035951
>More vee screaming, crying, and groaning is in order
>>
>>8035973
Well... Yes. He's named after a flower - a subgenus of the Gladiolus specifically. He belonged to Moon before she... tragically disappeared. I don't believe he or the other Nulls will appear in your Pokedex, so I'll send a picture.
>>
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>>8035989
>The bag splets a short distance from the van rather than going flying into the crowd
>>8035991
>Creepazoid swings again
>>8036001
>Sadly the cop is not deterred.
>"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!"
>>
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>>8036065
>Keep tossing boxes of the pills out like the criminal scum you are.
>>
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>>8036065
>Psyshock creeper again
>>
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>>8035959
>>8035975
Wha-
>He's a level 2
>You ko'd him
>>
>>8036065
Helping!!
>Mort fire spins Creepydude.
>>
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>>8036065
>>8036107
OH NO IM SORRY
>Vapey: try to carry Glace off
>>
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>>8035973
>Sandslash uses the potion on himself
...You didn't mention that, no.
Also you being from Unova does explain the weird Pokemon you have.

I haven't seen an Elektross, I don't even know what those are. I've basically only ever lived in Orre, there aren't that many different kinds of Pokemon that live out here.
>Sandslash puts the picnic supplies down on the sand
I'm going to go see if I can find that friend I told you about, feel free to wait here if you want, I won't be too long.
Have some of the sandwiches while I'm gone if you want.
>Sandslash dives into the sand and digs back to the S.S.Libra
>>
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>>8036065
>If evens: Attempt to distract cop.
>If odds: Spontaneously somehow learn (and use) Echoed Voice on the cop while his back is turned.
>>
>>8036129
E: I mean Charles FUG
>>
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>>8036065
BEEPITY BEEEP BEEP BEEEEP BEEEEEEEEPPP
ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP
>ODDS: CLEMBOTS BLUFF OF SELF DESTRUCTING DOESN'T WORK TO SCARE OFF THE GUARD
>EVENS: IT WORKS
(THIS IS A SHITPOST, USE IT OR IGNORE IT)
>>
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>>8036062
Dude that's super cool. I kinda want one.
What do they act like?
>>8036148
Like big long blue and yellow noodles. You'll know it when you see it.
Alright, I'll show you the rest of my pokemon sometime.
>He plops in the sand and offers Thundurus a sandwich.
>>
>>8036079
>Pills status: all over the ground and out of the trukk
>>8036124
>Creepydude is completely fucked
>>8036150
>Good news: Cop is distracted
>Bad news: It's because a plastic-faced-looking woman about Frankie's age with too much makeup has grabbed Cocoa
- No images i ran out
>>
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>>8036199
>Bag more pills.
>Toss them to the crowd.
What are we doing next??
>>
>>8036199
Hey! What are you doing?
>Roll to tackle the woman's leg.
>>
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>>8036199
>ALERT
>ALERT
>CRAZY VEE LADY
>REPEAT, CRAZY VEE LADY

>ACTUAL SCREAMING
>>
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>>8036216
>begin grabbing all the pills you can with your ribbons and throwing them out to the crowd
I have no clue, I didn't think things would go this smoothly to be honest.
>>8036199
Wait who's that taking Cocoa away?
>>
>>8036199
>pick up Charles and runs into the pokecenter
>good thing its right here.
>>
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>>8036250
Checklist: We aren't dead. We have pills, uh...
Cocoa? Uh, you go check I think I have this.
>Keep tossan.
Go go go! Sylvie go get Cocoa!
>>
>>8036216
>>8036250
>Cop's last roll was a dubsfail
>Cannot control crowd at all, they're grabbing up the pills and taking off
>>8036231
>>8036236
>Tackle: missed
>Screaming: ignored
>Crazy lady grabs pills and starts running
>>
>Sandslash is now back at the S.S.Libra
Hey Yanmega, where are you?
I've got a surprise for you!
>>
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>>8036291
Right!
>>8036316
>run after to the screaming vee being held by creepy woman
>>
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>>8036316
Don't take my friend!
>Run after her!
>>
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>>8036185
You'll have to fight Gladion or John for one - there's only three in existence. They act like massive, overly attached, talking dogs. Two of them can use computers.
>>
>>8036316
>Keep tossan that shit.
-Glace
>>
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>>8036332
>Yanmega sneaks up to him
>Roll to playfully pounce him, as a greeting
>>
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>>8036316
>>8036341
>>8036342
>Vee: Continue screaming while trying to struggle out of creepy crazy vee lady's grip
>>
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I claim the last image in the name of eeveelutions
>>
new
>>8036423
>>8036423
>>8036423
>>8036423
>>8036423
>>8036423
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>>8036416
Patrician taste, my friend.
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