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ITT: Pokemon are real. How did you deal with the wishening?

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

How did you deal with the wishening?

Info: http://pastebin.com/dy3GD8Me
Characters: http://pastebin.com/wVFqcLZh
Recap: http://pastebin.com/smet7PBJ

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>>8024718
Uh ok be safe I guess.
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>>8024642
>N jumps and reaches back at the feel of a tug on his hair
What..?
>Thankfully it was just the ends of his hair that got trimmed
>>8024711
Petting Gladion.
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>>8024711
>Babwott: Yawn as you awaken from slumber
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>>8024718
>Well, there's the reservoir.
>The rugged-ass briefcase is almost where it needs to be.

>Smelly guy lurks at a distance.
>He's realizing that this is going to go Very Very Badly in any event and wants to fuck off to Orre after he gets paid for this
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>>8024738
go after him
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>>8024745
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OPc7MRm4Y8
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>>8024747
Huh, why?
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>>8024757
>kisses
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>>8024711
I enjoyed it, to be frank.
Spent it drinking coffee and trying out the new everything. Losing height and not being able to type were notable drawbacks, though.
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>>8024745
>see the guy and runs after him
Hey! I hash the pashage!
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>>8024761
he gonna die
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>>8024603
>UNIT ONE: COMMAND: ACCEPTED
>BACK: ACQUIRED
>SUB MISSION: OBSERVES "DAVES"
>ESTIMATED ARRIVAL TIME: 30 MINUTES
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>>8024779
>>8024779
No! Open the package and toss it in the water!
Do not engage my failsafe agent!

>Failsafe agent panics
>"oh god i am so fucked"
>"at least there's no witnesses here right?"
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>>8024745
>>8024779
...
>>8024794
>Mental note to check U1's spellcheck algorithm.
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>>8024789
He is, what makes you say that?
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>>8024820
SYLVIE YOU DONT HAVE TIME
RUN
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>>8024814
...osh yesh!
...
>fiddles with the package until it opens.
>tosses it in the water.
Now do i get paid?
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>>8024832
>scared sylveon noises
>he went north right? run to the north
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>>8024711
>>8024776
This, but with more spying on my colleagues.
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>>8024871
>nope that's not north, lets try again
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>>8024745
>>8024814
>>8024842
>There was at least one witness, actually in the reservoir

>However, that witness is dying fast
>And screaming

>rolling for how fast Magikarp dies
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>>8024842
Excellent... Now, for your reward.
>The package lets off gas and sinks.
>Hoo boy, that gas is not good to breathe in.
>Nice job breaking Kanto, hero.
>The grunt sends out a Poliwrath....
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>>8024957
oh hwa-?
>trys in hold breath roll
....
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>>8024935
>you're running around in circles like an idiot
>gotta find zorro
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>>8024946
What the-
>>8024957
Oh fuck.
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>>8024814
>the witness keeps quiet
>>8024957
not so fast!
>disguise man sends out a toxicroak
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>>8024984
"Kanto's water's been hit, sir."
"Now to clean up the loose ends."
>Poliwrath uses Scald!

>252+ SpA Poliwrath Scald vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Ninetales: 68-84 (31.3 - 38.7%) -- 93.8% chance to 3HKO
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>>8024957
....... fuck.
>>8025003
Do you believe the toxin is the same one?
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>>8025029
>drought activates
>inhales a bunch of gas and
>fireblasts....
>coughs violently....
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>>8024984
>>8025029
>>8025027
>oh shit there's zorro, surrounded by strange gas and scary people
Zorro I'm here to saaave youuu
>Sylvie used Hyper Voice
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>>8024957
>>8024946
>>8024842
>>8025003
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>Zeta looks up email addresses for, and sends mass emails to, everyone in the Kantonese government, Indigo league, hospitals, Pokecenters, and news outlets
>"DO NOT DRINK OR OTHERWISE INTERACT WITH THE WATER. KANTO HAS BEEN HIT WITH THE SAME ISSUE THAT JOHTO HAS."
>ETA to all targets getting the message: about 1 hour, although this will fluctuate with positive and negative gets
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>>8025048
Very high chance that's a yes, sir.

>>8025082
Good job.
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>>8025027
>>8025081
>>8025074
>OH GOD WHY
>Death looks very likely now.
>252 SpA Life Orb Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 96 HP / 0 SpD Poliwrath: 105-125 (59.3 - 70.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

>Grunt sends out a Mandibuzz and tries to get away.
>2s and 4s fail due to PANIC
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Anyone want a jelly filled donut?
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>>8025029
For fucks sake.
>Pinging Plasma units.
>>8025048
Sure, sure I don't know probably. Can you get there, sir?
>>8025124
>Drone rolls for Thunder Wave on the Grunt.
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>>8025124
...
n-no
>inhales again and
>fireblasts both mandibuzz and grunt
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what the fuck is going on in this thread
this is making /hg/ look good
this is making LOUD HOUSE look good
YOU MAKE THE LITERAL PEDOS LOOK BETTER
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>lol i poison ur water
(I thought people had said we shouldnt make big changes to the world?)
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>>8025166
your the only one who actually care lmao.
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>>8025178
>Poisoning the water supply of one region = a big change to the world
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>>8025124
You won't get away
>hyper voice the group
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>>8025195
TWO REGIONS
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>>8025178
(We only mind if you do it without discussing it with us beforehand. He'd talked to us about it in the Discord.)
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>>8025178
(Ongoing and approved plot)
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>>8025160
>>8025198
>252 SpA Life Orb Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 248 HP / 8 SpD Mandibuzz: 199-235 (92.1 - 108.7%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO
>252 SpA Life Orb Ninetales Fire Blast vs. Grunt: 442-523 (552.5 - 653.7%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Grunt is very very dead, and the Mandibuzz is KOed.
"Alas. Omelets and eggs."
"Goodbye."
>Connection lost.
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>>8025205
(*He talked to. Maybe I should double-check things before I post them.)
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>>8025195
>technically only surrounding cities because its only one reservoir.
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>>8025195
(two regions)
>>8025205
(okkk so discord gets sayover thread posters )
>>8025206
(i dont really like it im going to ignore it for my chars sorry)
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>>8025245
(You can always join the Discord and get heard)
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>>8025245
(It's just the water. Now, if he'd nuked the region, yeah, we'd have a problem, but all he did was poison the water. That you CAN ignore it without anyone getting pissy means it's not a big change.)
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>>8025214
....
>collapses with labored breathing
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>>8025245
(No, but we don't have a way to really discuss it with thread people without clogging the thread in tons of OOC chat. Hence we ask people to at least lurk in the Discord so they can pipe in for stuff like that. )
(We'll try to run the bare basics of the plot by thread next time, but for the most part we try to give as little info to people as possible so not to spoil the plot)
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>>8025282
ZORRO
OH GOD
>Vapey finally shows up
>Pull the firefox to safety!
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>tfw no one wants your jelly filled donuts
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>>8025309
I'll take a jelly filled donut!
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>>8025149
I'll take one.

This is an APB to all Plasma units. We have a water contamination. Get working on this please, while I work on the fix.

>Note to self. Purchase radio station.
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>>8025282
>run over to Vapey and Zorro
Oh god Zorro are you alright?
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>>8025245
(they can always retcon it if shit gets to crazy. chill out my dude also i trust that they can gm things ok like they have in the past. Welcome to roleplay. I love you but you need to calm yourself)

>>8025305
>>8025338
>barely talk
chest. burn.
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>>8025318
>>8025334
I already at them all. And now it's time to go to bed.
t. a Snorlax
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>>8025334
...
>Make a purchase on an old radio tower in Unova.
>Pay for renovations and hire a few units to work there.

Streambro, John. Are either of you interested in being radio hosts?
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>>8025366
Awww maaaan. I kinda wanted to try one. I guess I'll just ask Nate where I can buy them...
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>>8025377
>Sylvie looks up at the drone
You there science man, I know you're watching and listening is there anything you can do to help Zorro? He doesn't deserve this
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>>8025437
Ahem, sorry. I have a few grunts coming down with the test cure. Keep your friend stabilized for now.
Away from the water if possible.
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>>8025377
Radio hosts? That sounds like a heck of a gig.
As long as I can still get out on field work from time to time, I'm in.
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>>8025377
Do tell.
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>>8025437
>A Team Plasma grunt runs up.
Ah! Howdy, bawss told me yah needed this.
>Hand vial.
It'ss still ah test so we ain't sure how well it works. Administer through da mouf.
(Feel free to roll for effectiveness. Colress said you probably should.)
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>>8025458
Stabilized?
>roll to see if we were smart enough to bring a potion with us and if we did use it on Zorro
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>>8025496
>>8025498
...
>blood coming from eyes, ears, nose, and mouth.
>better hurry tf up
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>>8025528
>pour the vial's contents into zorro's mouth
I hope this works
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>>8025461
>>8025486
Virbank City, I got an apartment for you too if you want to stay nearby.
What do you think of for the name? Air Plasma?
Either way renovations are going to take a few days so you two have time to think.
>>8025498
>>8025528
Sylvie you'll want to use the cure we made. Zorro is experiencing a very fast onset of the sickness.
>>8025546
... I hope so too.
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>>8025557
We should find a non-Plasma name for the station in my opinion, so that we can have plausible deniability from any of ou more radical operations.
Hmm. Catalyst Radio, maybe? Just spitballing.
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>>8025546
>even.
>breathing seems to regulate a little
>seems to working

...
>cough
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Its working
Oh my gosh its working
>>8025496
Thank you so much oh my gosh

>hug the firefox
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>>8025528
....I'm fairly sure these are new symptoms. And none of those at all good.

>>8025557
Sounds like a plan. That it's close to Castelia is a plus. I'm in.
We'll have to contact N with the final decisions on the team rebranding project.
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>>8025600
>>8025653
Catalyst Radio is fine with me.
Uh, small caveat. I made a deal with Roxie... She's going to play live in the studio every Thursday at 7:30PM.
... Good luck!
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>>8025629
>hug the Zorro
You dummy, why is it every other day you're out getting yourself almost killed.
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>>8025646
>>8025680
>in a hoarse voice
I really messed it up...
again.
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Hello
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>>8025712
hi
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>>8025653
Hmmm? Catalyst radio? Yes... That works.
>>8025712
Hello?
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>>8025712
Hey.
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Who the heck poisoned the water? Stupid dummies.
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>>8025666
She's popular, and the popularity will seep into the radio overall. Things are going to get interesting.

>>8025730
Catalyst Radio it is, then.

>>8025712
Hi
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BREAKING NEWS
Two separate pharmaceutical firms, one independent and one affiliated with Devon Corporation, claim to have developed treatment for the contaminant affecting Kanto and Johto's water supply.
Both companies are accusing the other of corporate espionage and patent infringement.
It should be noted that both companies are selling the treatment at approximately 500P for a week's supply per person.
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>>8025697
It's fine, you'll be okay I hope.
>>8025823
Some crazy asshole tricked my friend into doing something stupid.
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>>8025932
I hate this TV show.
>Change the channel.
I'm gonna sneak out!!
>>8025955
Where are you guys I wanna play!
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>>8025965
Fuchsia City
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>>8025932
We at Kanto News need to issue a retraction and apologize for the confusion.
The treatment is not being provided for 500P per person per week.
It is being provided for 50,000P per person per week. We apologize again for the confusion.
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>>8025987
That's not far!!
>Roll to sneak there.
>And not get lost.
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>>8025932
>>8026010
Waht the fuck
Whi do I need to fuc kign fire
How many fucjers
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>>8025955
my whole body burns.
and not in a good way.... It feels like my insides are melting. I hope that thing worked because it tasted nasty!
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>>8025082
>>8025834
>A worn-out Zeta comes off of his hour-long sending-warning-emails-out-to-important-Kanto-email-addresses job and flops in Streambro's lap

>>8025932
>>8026010
...Isn't... isn't our treatment supposed to be cheaper than the guy who poisoned the water hole...?
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>>8025965
We're in Fuschia City
We'll come find you ok?
Well Sylvie will I'm gonna get my friend Zorro home
He'll be okay I think, some nice guys gave him some medicine
>>8026047
I think its working
You're not stumbling at least
And burning out a poison hurts so lets get you home
OK?
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>>8026070
I think both companies answer to the guy who poisoned the water hole, but that's just my paranoid impulses.
>>8026040
Seize the assets, distribute the treatments at cost.
Oh, and make sure they don't get a chance to sabotage things when they get fired.
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>>8026073
...
>visibly pained to talk
I-it is not permanent? we do not have to pay all that money right?
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>>8026073
It's not far from where I live!! I'm... Trying to figure it out!
>Roll to find the Eevee+Zorro group.
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>>8026070
>Close by flops out Hal
>Even with both porehs at the task, mass warnings take time
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>>8026143
Its not, I think that was an actual cure
>>8026156
Hi!
>Wave paw
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>>8026143
If science man is as good as I think he is, it should have cured you.
>>8026156
Hiii
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>>8026202
>>8026215
Hey!! Did I miss anything?
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>>8026247
Just my friend being overeager to help people and getting himself in trouble because of it.
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>>8026113
Oh... all right.
...Hope we get enough info to get him behind bars soon...

>>8026184
>Zeta snuggles up against Hal and Streambro
>Comfy.exe has nothing to do with Lewd.exe other than the latter needing to call functions from the former at points
>Thus, the deletion of the latter does not impede Zeta's usage of the former
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>>8026202
>>8026215
ok good i do hope so. this pain... feels like im still dying but not as much.

>>8026247
just me being terrible as usual...
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>>8025932
>>8026010
Utter fucking insanity. Even without a monopoly those prices are astronomical.
...of course, it IS a monopoly.

>>8026040
>>8026113
On top of what my colleague says, I had warned you about Devon escaping out of your control, and that it is a great time to fold back the myriad of subsidiaries into your fold.

>>8026070
>>8026184
>Hug the porehs
It's still in a testing phase, but when it's out it will surely be.
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>>8026271
>hug the fire fox
Shush you're not terrible, don't talk like that.
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>>8026261
Oooh. Well sorry I wasn't here sooner.
>>8026271
Hey you're fine! Um...
>He fiddles with the little pokemon sized bag.
I might be able to help with your pain?
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>>8026303
You keep whatever is in your bag to yourself
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>>8026276
>Claydol floats in
Error.
Disk space: 100%.
>>
>>8026113
>>8026276
Right... Ill do that
Jysst gotta get sober frist
Mobody lieks losteing to a drunk wsteven
Just gonaa spleep off theser shots
>>
>>8026327
Oh hell.
Please state contents of disk.
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>>8026040
>>8026276
...Streambro, analysis of Steven's text indicates that he is currently drunk. I do not think he is in a state where he is capable of reclaiming Devon Corp.

...Requesting permission to travel to Steven's home over cyberspace to watch over him and make sure he remembers to attempt to regain control of his company.

>>8026327
...How do you have a full disk...? Mine isn't even at 35%...
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>>8026319
>>8026303
Sorry that was rude of me, if you're going to try and give him what your trainer gives you I'm going to have to decline. Zorro's already going through some nasty chemical shit as it is, we don't need unknown stuff being injected in him.
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>>8026281
I think i am...
i am beginning to think i can not be a hero after all...

>>8026303
Oh p-please anything!
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>>8026391
>>8026424
Scanning contents...
Claydol.exe:37%
Text files: 63%
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>>8026434
Shhh you are a hero especially to me.
>>
>>8026319
>>8026431
Oh, okay.
>>8026434
How about this instead.
>Pull the top off an antidote and hand it to him.
Drink it!
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>>8026456
...

...Describe content of text files.

Also, how is your operating system just one big .exe file...? And how is it taking more space on your disc than all the data I have including both operating system files and memories is taking up on my disc?
>>
>>8025332
(I think I found turtwig poster)
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>>8026424
I'd rather have you rest for now. After that you can go check on him.
Hopefully he hasn't been in a week long binge.

>>8026456
Text files... have you been logging absolutely everything the past days?
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>>8026434
I AM NOT THRILLED THAT YOU WERE LED ASTRAY, BUT I AM NOT ANGRY WITH YOU.
>>8026474
I HOPE THAT HE KEEPS YOUR COUNSEL IN THE FUTURE. YOU ARE A GOOD INFLUENCE FOR HIM.
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>>8026503
Scanning contents...
Forming summary...
"What is life? Who am I?"

>>8026538
I have been recording my thoughts.
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>>8026474
>blushes a bit
you think so?

>>8026487
>faces is still all bloody
y-yeah it cant hurt anymore!

>>8026550
>gasps
i am sorry! I thought i was a hero....
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>>8026538
All right.
>Pory snugs.

>>8026587
...

...State size of hard drive.
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>>8026550
Woah! Hello!
>>8026623
Umm...
>Wipe his face with a cloth.
Sorry I'm not very helpful.
>>
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>>8026623
>hug da fox
Of course I do
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>>8026538
Mayeb... So wgar if I have? I can stopp at anyt ime
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>>8026664
>"I can stop at any time"
>Scanning for matches
>Several matches found
>Consistent context found
...You have a drinking problem, don't you?
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>>8026623
I WILL BE FRANK. THIS WATER PLOT IS, TO ME, A USURPATION OF MY DOMAIN. HENCE, MY INVOLVEMENT AND MY DESIRE TO SEE ITS ARCHITECTS ELIMINATED.
>>8026655
WHY, HELLO THERE. I HOPE YOU ARE WELL.
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>>8026630
500GB.
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>voice is still hoarse
>>8026655
oh uhh sorry about that. I was less than helpful myself...

>>8026662
I think i feel a little bit better then...

>>8026699
We have to stop them!
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>>8026699
My trainer's injections have been making me sick but I'm trying to help! Can I help...?
>>8026769
You're ok!! I hope I can help.
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>>8026698
Ha, can;t be a dirnking problen if I dont aacnkowledge a probkem
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>>8026503
Claydol is basically an embedded system, with the OS integrated fully into the hardware. I have yet to identify what does the mystery .exe but it might be related to the AI overriding commands.

>>8026587
Looks like you've been having the same thought over and over. Try compressing them into one single small file.

As for the thoughts themselves, they don't have easy answers. I can certainly say that you're Claydol and that you will see more action in the future. Even, I have a proposal for you, if you want to listen to it.

>>8026730
That's honestly not as low as I thought. Still, minimize the logging of redundant data.
>>
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>>8026827
...
Attempting merge...
Drive space:97%
>>
>>8026793
my eyes burn really bad and things are blurry. you are mort right?
>>
>>8026769
EXACTLY.
THE MASTERMINDS OF THIS PLOT HAVE FLED TO JOHTO.
I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST A SOLITARY DIRECT APPROACH - IT WOULD END POORLY.
>>8026793
I ADVISE YOU TO DISCUSS THESE... "INJECTIONS" WITH SOMEONE. AS FOR ASSISTANCE, YOU ARE ALREADY ASSISTING.
TAKE CARE, YOUNG ONE.
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>>8026730
...But that's tiny...! A typical Porygon-compatible Silph Co. six-array crystal-matrix drive contains 300 TB, of which I've already used 105 TB. I don't see how a 500GB drive would even work!
>>
>>8026911
Yeah! Do you need help getting home?
>Try to help.
>>8026941
Thank you, sir!! I hope I can be helpful.
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>>8026899
That's a fair sum of space for text files.
Can you export any of that to an external location?
Also, is there any way to add additional storage?
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>>8026899
Good.
State nature of the storage media, we are going to need an upgrade.

>>8026955
It works with early stage AIs, it all depends on for how much time the AI has been alive and it's complexity.
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>>8026955
I don't know, either.

>>8026994
>>8027019
Uh...
Scanning drive...
Integrated storage.
...
That's what it says.
>>
>>8026941
But direct approach is always best! The never expect it!

>>8026988
y-yeah I can not see a damn thing....

>>8026662
I think It is my responsibility to stop them now... I can not believe i did this...
>>
>>8027066
You're in no shape to be approaching anybody right now Zorro.
>>
>>8027066
>>8027088
Sylveon, come on! Help me get Zorro home!
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>>8027109
Yeah, right
>help pick zorro up with her ribbons
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>>8027066
FOOLS RUSH IN WHERE ANGELS FEAR TO TREAD.
I WILL BE BLUNT. CHARGING THEIR GATES ALONE WILL ACCOMPLISH LITTLE.
>>8027088
EXACTLY.
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>>8027133
Thank you!!
>He helps too.
>>8027169
Can I help? I wanna do something, sir!! My trainer said I'm super strong now!!
>>
>>8027050
Yep, not directly upgradeable.
State the expansions ports, if any.
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>>8027088
I will be fine in a little bit!
>coughs a bit
We need to get over to johto as fast as we can though!

>>8027169
Yes xerneas! Where should we begin to look for them? Can we save the water here in kanto?
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>>8027249
...
Scanning...
Expansion ports not compatible with storage
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>>8027286
>>8027204
MY UNDERSTANDING IS THAT ONE HAS BEEN DRIVEN UNDERGROUND AND THE OTHER IS WALKING AMONG JOHTO'S HIGH SOCIETY.
FOR NOW, REGAIN YOUR STRENGTH.
BY NEXT REQUEST WILL COME SOON.
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krickefeed is at it again guys
>>
>>8027444
HA!
>>
>>8027457
youre on that list
number 9
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>...Did Rust add that Marowak to my friends list?
>Roll to see if they did.
>>
>>8027286
If you try and go now you'll only end up dead.
>>8027444
I know most of their stuff is clickbait but I still love reading it.
>>
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>>8027249
>>8026391
(all me)

>>8027361
What are the expansions ports compatible with?
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>>8027476
>Neat.
>Send a message.
>"Hey I've got like 2000 bucks with your name on it if you can like make me a robot arm"
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Hi! Hello!
How's things?
>>8027444
What this?
I don't know.
Who are these people?
>>
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>>8027392
b-but we can not just wait around for them to strike again!
I thought it was good to attack while they are retreating!

>>8027488
not as dead as i am going to make them!
.....
hold on i need to...
>lays down
rest....
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>>8027558
>lays down next to zorro and starts petting him with her ribbons
I know, I know but not now, later.
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>>8027444
I'm burning down Krickefeed.
I take it I'm number 1? I'm pretty sure N is gayer than me but okay.
>>
>>8027515
>Ping.
>"Why do you need a robot arm?.."
>>
>>8027470
im not too worried. I love everyone!
>>
>>8027553
>>8027595
it lists them in reverse order so
blue
ruby
gladion
silver
nate
black
n
calem
wallace
siebold
yeah black you arent number one
siebold is apparently the gayest man alive
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>>8027651
>"Call it bs but I got my arm ripped off by a demon devil dragon. Right arm btw."
>>
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>>8027490
...
Clay?
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>>8027595
>>8027667
Believe it or not I've only had one relationship in my life. I'm not sure why I'm so high on the list.
>>
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>>8027667
>Not the gayest man alive.
Well at least they don't know about my Ferris wheel side job.
>>8027694
Probably because you're decently cute.
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>>8027667
I cannot deny this claim.
>>8027711
... oh? Do tell.
>>
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>>8027691
>Ping.
>"..Okay that does sound a little..yeah. But weirder things have happened, so I'm inclined to believe you. I could prooobably help you out, but I might need you here for measurements and testing and things. Infact I almost certainly do. Best not to guess when strapping mechanical things to your body is the goal."
>>
>>8027594
i know but... i am just super angry.
How much further until we get home? I think i might have to sleep right here...
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>>8027736
Hikers pay a lot for a cute boy that'll pretend to love them for a few minutes.
I mean. A lot.
>>
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>>8027692
Hi!
You float! Float!
Is floating fun?
What's this about clay? Should I get clay?
Where do I get clay?
>>
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>>8027711
Well.... I'm not sure about that, but thank you.
>>
>>8027766
.....
do i even want to know....
>>
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>>8027762
>get back up and resume carrying Zorro
not much longer, we're back in the city limits already.
>>
>>8027755
>"Cool. I'll swing by soonish. Gotta ditch some chumps."
>>
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>>8027692
Hardware speaking, where are the ports located and to what are they connected?

>>8027776
Arts stores or in some places with the correct geological properties if you want to get the clay yourself
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>>8027777
I am.
>>8027791
No you don't, jailbait.
>>
>>8027766
Scandalous. You kept this out of the news how?
>>8027791
... that depends, how old are you, Rubis?
>>
>>8027830
He's more than jailbait, he's 12 years old dude
>>
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>>8027801
Ok good.

h-hey you are pretty strong...
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>>8027830
Jailbait!?

>>8027843
that is up for debate...
>>
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>>8027813
>Ping
>"Are you in trouble?.."
>>
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>>8027819
...
Internal, apparently.

>>8027776
Uh...floating is useful. I'd say that...
>>
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>>8027860
Well i've got mort helping me too. But yeah I can be if I need to.
>>
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>>8027867
Uh.... How is age up for debate?
>>
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>>8027843
Champs have a lot of political power.
>>8027850
Yuck.
>>8027867
How the hell are you 12 if I was like 14 when you were doing your stuff?
>>
>>8027906
Is he some magical timetravel baby like Dave?
>>
>>8027906
>>8027912
Exactly. Im still trying to figure that one out. I dont think i had that much birthday cake yet.
>>
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>>8027880
>"Naaah. Just stranded with a gay baseball player and a gayer renfair reject. See ya in like 4 hours or whatever."
>>
>>8027896
You guys are way t-to good for me...
thanks a lot!
>>
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>>8027819
That sounds like a lot of digging, like digging for fossils! Fossils!
>>8027893
Oooh...
Can human friend help you find clay to make the thing? Can I help with making the thing?
What even is the thing?
. . .
Should I go get Berries for friends?
>>
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>Vapey is off trying to get Frankie to not freak out too hard
>And also making sure there's a comfy place ready when they get home
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>>8027893
Fully enclosed system...
Any wireless transmission methods apart mindlink?

>>8027946
That reminds me, I still have to make a proper Claydol armcannon now that I've got the original replacement crystal, and an extra detail I didn't knew at the time.
>>
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>>8027939
>Ping.
>"Oh, okay. See you then."
>Internally Whatâ„¢-ing
>>
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>>8027830
I.... Thank you.
>>8027912
... How old are you now...?
>>8027928
... So you're figuring out you age based on cake? Would that not be cake days instead of birthdays in that case?
>>
>>8028087
.... aint that the same thing?
>>
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>>8027925
What...?
>>8027928
Maybe just eat all the missing cakes in one day?
>>
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>>8028087
No problem. And I'm 20 now.
>>8028106
...
Oh my fucking Reshiram, Ruby.
>>
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(I'm sorry I did what I did earlier. >>8026533 Is in fact right, that is me. Again I'm sorry I caused unnecessary drama, I won't bring anything personal or Rp up again, especially in thread. It's for the best anyway)
How's everyone?
>>
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>>8027995
>gets inside
>looks at frankie through the blurryness
>knows he messed up... again
>hangs head and goes to lay down
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>>8028032
...
I was gonna ask you for internet integration...

>>8027946
I mean...I think you can at least try...
>>
>>8028116
I love cake-

>>8028118
What!!!?
>>
>>8028176
>Frankie's not disappointed
>He's worried sick
>Warm blankets and Potion all around
Oh, Mew, Zorro.
I heard you got in trouble, but holy hell...
You're gonna be okay. We're all here, you're gonna be okay. I promise.
Just relax, and don't stress yourself.
>Worried pets
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>>8028218
>Wave at human.
Hello! I'm Mort!
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>>8028106
No? Were we counting by cake days I'd still be a fetus.
>>8028118
So by what you've said he should be 18. I suppose the term jailbait doesn't apply.
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>>8028194
Nothing.
>>8028256
You sure he didn't wish to be 12 forever or something?
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>>8028183
That would be another benefit of being able to set up a direct connection between your existing hardware and the outside. Even a simple radio transceiver can be of use.
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>>8028235
Hey there, name's Frankie.
Feel free to stick around here for a while.
I'm going to be up making sure Zorro's okay.
>Pet new eeveelution
So what's your story, big guy?
>>
>>8028218
>pets make him feel a bit better
I hope the police do not come to take me away...
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>>8028300
Um! I'm Mortuus but Mort is okay! Uhhh, I'm strong!
Ground and rock and water and stuff doesn't hurt! Isn't that cool?
>He doesn't react much to the pets besides swishing his tail.
Is this where you live? My trainer's house isn't as nice as this.
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>>8028291
...
Uh...can you even install something like that?
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>>8028326
Yeah this is his house, where we all live.
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>>8028256
.... huh. I guess im a little bit behind the curve.

>>8028285
alright then mr. ferriswheel.
>>
>>8028312
What happened?
Vapey said you got poisoned by something really, really bad, and somebody tricked you into...
Oh, Mew.
>>8028326
>No reaction to pets
>Slight worry
That's interesting, Mort! So's the name!
Yeah, this is our house. It's pretty nice, but I like the big yard the most. Just let me know if there's anything you need.
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>>8028194
So do I! Cake is great!
>>8028345
Looks like you gotta eat six cakes in one day, Ruby! Good luck!
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>>8028332
Externally, yes. The problem is still maintaining direct communication with your existing hardware, and I'm running out of options.
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>>8028336
Neat!
>>8028359
Isn't there laws against having a bunch of pokemon in your house or something?
>He pokes under the couch cushions.
Well! Your house is pretty cool at least.
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>>8028285
... Maybe? Didn't Ash do something like that? I swear he was 10 forever.
>>8028345
How did you manage to miss six years?
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>>8028326
>psst.
do you have any of those shots in not needle form? It is going to be hard to sleep-

>>8028359
>coughing
Some guy said they where going to pay us a lot of money to deliver a package....
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>>8028158
Doing tech support again. For how much more do you plan on being in the living realm?
>>
>>8028158
( Worried about you, bro. We're OK with you, just a little freaked out that you went ahead and did the thing. )
>>
>>8028379
Oh yeah? thats nothin!

>>8028413
....You probably know more than I do at this point.
>>
>>8028345
At least I have money, nerd.
>>8028413
I should wish to be 20 forever. Pff, not really.
How's Olivine, N?
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>>8028417
Hush, no experimental steroids for you.
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>>8028381
...
So...no internet.
>>
>>8028400
Fuschia PD's not going to give me grief over that, don't worry, Mort. Oh, and I'm not some get-off-the-furniture snob, just as long as it's not roasted or soaked I'm good.
>>8028417
Oh, Zorro... I'm sorry, but I don't think they were ever going to give you the stuff. They tricked you into doing the dangerous thing that they didn't want one of their own people doing...
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>>8028417
Um, I don't think I should give you any, sorry.
Does Frankie have any pain pills? Those might help!
>>8028475
Thank you!
>He hops on the couch.
Nice place you have here! Did I ask your name? Sorry, I'm kind of forgetful, haha.
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>>8028456
We'll keep looking for solutions, alright?
Maybe the armcannon crystals could be adapted for some other use, if we could get or produce more?
>>
>>8028449
>>8028506
Hey I think we will need it pretty soon....
do we have any water around?

>>8028475
Yeah i see that now... i am a bad guy now...
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>>8028506
>Frankie laughs.
You did, big guy. Just get comfy, OK? I've got some pain meds, but not a lot...
>Painmeds: go
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>>8028533
Well our water is contaminated now so you'll have to get some from a bottle or have Vapey give you some of hers.
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>>8028456
Not directly, for now. And given the antiquity and other peculiarities of your hardware, I 'd rather not have to open you up.

>>8028511
Necrozma crystals work at a reduced efficiency, but maybe they're enough for this task. Or maybe it was because I didn't clean up properly.
Either way there's only one spare Claydol crystal and it goes in the new arm cannon.
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>>8028533
>>8028536
Cool!
>He turns on their TV.
>>
>>8028533
>>8028566
I miiiight have stockpiled bottled water when the Johto thing happened
And filled up the tub
And possibly flooded some Steelix tunnels
So we should be good for a few days at least
>>
>>8028441
ha! yeah sure i have more money than i know what to do with...
>>
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>>8028566
well should vapey like... save her water? also that sounds a little bit weir-

>>8028594
oh okay great!

>>8028536
takes them with the bottled water.
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>>8028432
You've made it sound like that's an easy thing to do.
>>8028441
You don't want to live forever?
... Olivine's breeze is cold and smells like fish. I've spent most of my curled up underneath the blankets, but the view from the bedroom is still nice.
... Well, when there aren't teenagers having bonfires on the beach or going late night skinny dipping. I don't know how they can stand the cold.
>>
>>8028592
>Apparently someone was watching sci-fi.
>Invaders 2, to be precise.
>It's pretty good, at least.
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>>8028623
>nudge the fox
You think drinking her water is weird huh?
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>>8028432
Prove it! Join a cake eating contest, or stream and see if you can beat a record!
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>>8028609
Send me some, Rubs.
>>8028637
Pff, and see my friends die? Nah.
Hahaha, sounds pretty fun. I'm hanging out at Dragonspiral Tower. No real reason for being here, it's a nice and quiet place to be.
I always go where I caught my pokemon and offer them the opportunity to leave.
Is it weird we kind of switched after you left? You got attached to your pokemon and I... took your place I guess?
>>
>>8028623
>>8028661
Hey its not THAT weird!
Only a little if you drink it straight!
Watch!
>Frankie: smooched
>Low-potency whaargarbl: happen
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>>8028637
well i guess it is! I dont feel any older i guess...

>>8028679
Yeah i should! another record to beat...
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>>8028661
y-yeah! you do not? it has probably a weird tas-

>>8028694
...
huh.
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>>8028694
>snickers
Hey Vapey I'm a little parched what about me?
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>>8028425
Nice, hope you do good in your field

>>8028427
(The past is in the past, is in the past is in the past. But yeah skitts is right, I'm not really... comfortable talking ooc anyway...)
>>
>>8028728 (me)
(I fucked my post up bad, whatever I can't really think straight anyway)
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>>8028656
Yess!
>>8028694
You guys are weird.
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>>8028722
It doesn't taste weird at all
Weird taste would be like if I'd been drinking or eating a lot of McGhetsis
Not everybody has an amazing metabolism like you do after all
>>8028725
No
We still have the bottled stuff
And you didnt say please
>>8028801
We are but its a fun kind of weird
>>
>>8028801
>spray with a hose
>>
>>8028830
( fug I did it again )
>>
>>8028801
>throw rock at
>>
>>8028833
>33
>Fuschia PD comes over to grill Anon
>>
>>8028801
>throw sand at
>>
>>8028830
uuuh yeeeeeeah.

I am going to try to get some sleep if i can... I have not slept for a couple days already.
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>>8028690
....I suppose that is what happened. I really can't pinpoint when or why our roles became flipped... But I still try to do what I can for Pokemon rights, even if being hands on and in the field is no longer feasible. I appreciate the fact that you've taken over in that aspect - hopefully you do a better job than I did.
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>>8028833
>>8028843
What are you-
>>8028862
Pff! Eww! What are you doing?
You got it in my mouth!
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>>8028830
>innocent sylveon eyes go
Aww pretty please then?
>>8028865
Alright nighty night buddy.
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>>8028728
Tackling a difficult problem here but I will solve it eventually.
...
...say...
What do you think of Fallarbor?
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>>8028876
Yeah I hope so too. I really don't know what to do to help anyway, feels like Nate has everything set by himself. What makes you happy, N?

...Man this tower's tall.
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>>8028700
What kinda cakes are you gonna get?
>>
>>8028894
>spray with hose
>>
>>8028894
>SPRAY WITH HOSE
>>
>>8028943
>>8028957

>Frankie's had enough, and chases the Anons off with a cast-iron frying pan.
>BONK
>>
>>8028894
>open slidingglass door
>SPRSY WITH FUCKIBG HOSE
>>
>>8028925
I don't know, never been there. I could go for whatever
>>
>>8028865
Good thinking
Rest up and get better OK?
>>8028896
OK fine, but just this once unless its an emergency
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>>8028957
>>8028943
>>8028974
>Hyper voice the hose anon
>>
>>8028943
>>8028957
What are you-
>>8028974
Hey!!
>Flamethrower him.
>>
>>8028967
>>8028990
AAAAAA
>>8029004
AAAA DIE FALSITY
>spray
>>
>>8029028
Frankie your stupid friend's getting me wet!
>Flame Wheel him.
>>
>>8029028
Why won't you go away!
>Psyshock hose anon
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>>8029054
>>
>>8029044
AAAAAAAAA DEMON
>burns totodeath and becomes a pile of ash
>>
>>8029044
He's not my friend!
>Frankie helps by grabbing the meat cleaver from the kitch-
>>8029066
Nevermind.
Fuschia PD will never charge us for this shit, that was textbook self-defense.
>>
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>>8029066
Aaah! I'm sorry I killed him aaaah aaah!!
>>8029084
>He hides behind Frankie.
I'm sorry I'm sorry
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>>8028930
Hmm... Nate has been changing the government, and we've been working on the ... Less than legal aspects... So I suppose you could focus on changing the views of the people.
What makes me happy... those few moments of calm and normalcy where no one is in danger and I can relax. They've become increasingly rare with all the chaos going on these past few months. And what would your answer be?
>>
>>8029098
Calm down, it'll be okay. I'll take the heat for this if things go bad.
>Ash blows away on the wind.
>Goodnight sweet Anon
It'll be okay. He was trying to... to really hurt you, and kept going even after you flared him once.
I'll protect you, big guy...
>Frankie: hold and cuddle flamepupper
>>
>>8029066
Rest in piss, Helixian murderzealot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s6aNjJRbrA
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>>8029136
Are you sure I shouldn't go? I don't want more people to get mad.
>He shudders, more from fear than the water.
I can go if you want.
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>>8029194
>pat the firefluff
You don't have to leave just because you roasted some guy who attacked you like that.
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>>8029124
I can help with that. I'm good at working people.
... I don't know. It used to be things like a good battle or seeing a friend. Even making new friends. Things like seeing new pokemon or... Even losing. I've always been fine with losing, always helps me to refine my strategy.

Now I don't know what it is.
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>>8028979
Maybe you should.
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>>8029194
>Frankie hug
Look, Mort...
I've got friends who can help, and nobody's gonna get mad.
Heck, if worst comes to worst I can call my friends to see if we can all catch a ride out of here.
It's okay... just breathe. Calming breaths.
>>
>>8029194
BEGONE FALSE PROPHET
>SPRAAAAAAAAY
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>>8029251
Holy hell go away
>Shadow Ball
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>>8029223
Okay! Sorry, I just feel like I'm attracting bad people.
>>8029249
Right, right. Sorry. And-
>>8029251
Quit it!
>Mort uses Flamethrower!
>>
>>8029266
>>8029270
>helixfag#2 is balled and roasted
>rip
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>>8029251
Not every flareon is the one from the stories.
Stop that.
>>
>>8029303
His Prophet has spoken.
Knock it the hell off, guys.
Our Lord would prefer his disciples not all go die in Fuschia.
>>
>>8029270
>Fuschiafag is now body-blocking the door and holding the flamepupper
Let's get you inside, away from the windows, and in a nice, warm, dry bed.
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>>8029350
Bed sounds nice, Mort can take mine I'm going to sleep next to Zorro tonight.
>>
>>8029285
>That's two murders.
>>8029350
>Flamepup is sort of unresponsive now.
..ithink i needto-i should go home
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>>8029395
I wouldn't let it bother you Mort those people who randomly attack others have a death wish anyways.
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>>8029236
I'm afraid much of what I say on the matter will be lacking, but I suppose trying new things to try and capture that feeling can't hurt. What is there you've considered doing but never gotten around to?
>>
>>8029395
It's okay. You don't have to go if you don't want to, but I won't make you stay. At least here you'll have me and Sylvie and Vapey to chase off any other crazies, though.
>>8029388
That's very generous, Sylvie. Thank you.
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>>8029410
Okaaay.
>>8029526
Yeah, thanks. Um. I'll be back...
>He heads into the bathroom and locks the door.
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>>8029566
>>8029566
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