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Mean Dog is under the story in the OP; same with My Very First Human. That should be changed?

>>8023616
This is the case with every story in the OP

>>8023732
ah. I didn't realize there was a german version. My bad

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For the anon who liked reversed roles (Pet furries and masters humans) here it's a greentext.
This greentext it's not mine, it was from a random Anon in the firsts threads, so the credits to him.
>"Oh my god Catie, have you heard of this site called Pawless? Its this crazy site where like, anything goes. And there are furpeople there who ACTUALLY have sex with their human pets."
>"N.nah, I've..never heard of that."
>"What FREAKS right?"
>"Y.yeah, f.freaks."
>"By the way, you gotta come out with us tonight girl. No more excuses."
>"I, I cant tonight."
>"What are you always DOING every weekend? Whats so important?"
>Catie laughs nervously scratching her head, "Oh you know, studying and stuff."

>Later that night, Catie sits on her wheeled office chair and fingers herself vigoursly to porn of her furry female race being mounted and dominated by human males.
>"Oh, oh, oh god!" She moans as she climaxes her juices onto the chair and floor beneath her.
>She pants exhausted before closing out her many, many windows "God I want a human."
>Today was a too cheap for a human kind of
day

...(Continuation)

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>>8024289
(Continuation)....


>Get captured in a raid on human settlement
>Bought by some qt catgirl
>We get back to her place
>She takes out a leash
>Guess I'm a slave now
>She collars herself
>wtf
>She bends over and presses her pussy against my cock
>"Please mount me master!"
>Confused but aroused
>Grab her sides and start humping
>She's moaning and purring
>"Fuck yes master! Thank you for enslaving me master!"
>Get cum all over her insides
>She collapses and starts twitching in orgasm
I guess this is gonna be a nightly thing but she wants me to act like a normal human around her friends.

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>>8024289
Oh my god, someone actually picked that up. I am so hyped.

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>>8024289
>>8024359

fuck, those little errors of copypaste are making me suffer...

I JUST HAD ONE JOB

>>8025335
it happens anon is ok though

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>>8023555
Unf. I want to have a cute fur like that to bring me my slippers with her mouth when I wake up and to beg me near the foot of the bed to allow her to cuddle with me when I go to sleep.

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>>8024289
>>8024359
human male x furry female... maybe the best of all fetishes, lovely

you're all degenerates and I love you

>>8026440
https://www.reddit.com/r/yiffcomics/comments/24iedu/all_my_human_male_x_female_furry_comics/

>As a thanks,you are welcomed to suck my dick

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>>8028020

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>>8028020
Oooh... inspiration fuel.

Poor dog

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>>8028020
perfect

>>8023540
>MFW I read in previous thread that I had an accident, that I vanished, and that I left you guys for dead.

>Dudes, I already told you many times that I work weekends with no access to the internet for days.

On the different note The city of Rats was a pleasant experience, I'll have to visit Hameln more often.

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>>8031597
Oh and I forgot, chapter of TTaH possibly tomorrow.

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Reposting my request from few threads back

>requesting muscular yandere big cat

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beeemp

>>8023540
If these threads are about pets of humans, why are OP pictures so often about humans petting or cuddling anthro characters?

>>8031605
>TTaH update
Yes, thank you.

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>>8031605
sweeet

>BEEEHMMFp bempser bamp

keeping this thread alive

>>8032951
CAUSE IT'S FUCKING CUTE NIGGA

>>8032951
This >>8037777 i guess its a fairly new concept. I havent heard much about humans being owned by furs in this way so itd make sense theres not much art for us to see

>>8037777
HEY, YOU TOOK MY FUCKING QUADS YOU CUNT. THISE WERE MY QUADS AND YOU TOOK THEM FROM ME!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8037862
SHOVE A DICK IN IT FURFAG
I'M THE CAPTAIN NOW
HAVE A FUCKING GOOD DAY I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER
YOU COCK-SUCKING SHIT-HEADS DESERVE IT

There are many greentexts of anon not understanding the language that furries speak, but what about anon not knowing english at all and talking in a foreign language to them?

stoßßßen

>>8039684
Would work for a sci-fi I suppose? Nothing about this idea is particularly exciting though.

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>>8031875
>your owner thinks they're hot shit when it comes to running
>has spent years to get to get to the point where she is at now
>starts taking you with her on her exercise routines because the vet told her you need to get whipped into shape
>you're able to beat her at her own game after just a few weeks of training
>she ragequits running

>>8041143
A cheetah will always have your ass beat in short distance sprint, but has shit endurance and con only maintain that 70 mph speed for a short time. wolves/dogs and horses are comparable to humans when it comes to running/jogging stamina. Kind of one of the main reasons we used those animals so much.

>>8041143
>>she ragequits running
Just pick her up and keep on running.

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>HUMANPHILIA IT'S ILLEG-

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>>8028020

>>8043249
Mean to this >>8031605 as well!

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Post Silly humans trying to be smart stories

>>8044396
>pet human scored 1596 on the SAT
>silly human trying to be smart

>>8044396
>Human believes he's an amazing artists
>Ends up making a bunch of scribbles

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Post comfy furs treating their humans with respect

>sed beeemp

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giving up beemp

>>8044767
>it still sells for thousands as "abstract modern art"

>The human has the guns and has you hostage but nobody believes you

>>8047845
>On the Internet, nobody knows you're a human.
>Nobody.

>>8048565
As a human I can confirm that we anons are not humans!

>>8050005
Treps conferm! Im a human and we homens dot now how 2 tipe

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>D-dad.. where i..is Anon N-now? "Snif"
>He is in a better place now....with..others humans, running and...playing...
>B-but.. He is s..safe now..?
>Yes... and he will be in your heart... and will protect you...and...
>..."
>I..i'm really sorry Annie...
>..."

>"I..i just want to him back..."

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Ladies and gentlemen, Skreetz the Rat here, fasten your seatbelts and prepare for another chapter, I'm starting to write

To Tame a Human

Chapter Thirteen: Babysitting.

>The morning came faster than I expected.
>I swear I just closed my eyes, and poof, sun is shining, and I'm just as tired as I was when I went to bed.
>I was staring right at the wall in front of me, trying to figure out why it seemed out of place.
>After a few moments I realized that there was no tigress. Lizzie actually managed to sneak away from the bed.
>'At least Nathan is still here, right?'
>Turning around I confirmed that I was completely wrong about the whole situation, and that I was alone in the bed.
>"Could've at least wake me up" I grumbled while getting out of the bed.
>One quick dressing up later, I headed downstairs to figure out what was the big Idea.
>I was in the corridor when I heard Lizzie talk, I couldn't make out the words, mostly because I was still tired.
>No wonder, we almost made it yesterday. I couldn't believe that Lizzie would actually have her way with me. I almost couldn't believe I did that.
>Sure, she's pretty, but she's a tiger, and I'm a human.
>I like her, a lot, but what the hell came over me?
>Entering the living room, I saw Nathan laying on his back in the middle of the room, watching TV.
>"Then I'll drive him back" Lizzie said.
>Looking to my left, I saw that she was already having a hot coffee with her Zebra friend.
>"Look who has woken up?" Nona said with bright smile appearing on her face.
>"Good morning Runner." Lizzie greeted me with a smile too. If this was a competition however, Nona's smile would win, and that was disconcerting.
>I opened my mouth to say good morning too, only to realize that I cannot, or at least should not.
>Trying my best to hide my previous intention, I faked a yawn and covered my mouth with right hand.
>"Such good manners" Zebra commented, looking back at Lizzie.
>"It was quite shocking to find out that the human menace was actually well behaved and trained human." Lizzie said, sipping from her cup.
cont.

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>>8052365
ALLAH BLESS YOUR SOUL

>>8052365
>I was just standing there, trying to figure my next course of action.
>Should I go and make myself a breakfast? I'm quite hungry, but then again, I shouldn't be able to do that, so what now?
>Lizzie threw me a lifeline however, by asking zebra the following question.
>"Do you wanna see his table manners? He's probably hungry."
>With a short answer consisting of "sure", Lizzie stood up and said "Alright, I'll prepare something for him."
>With just that, she went to the kitchen, while Zebra stood up too and walked towards me.
>"I really like his smart eyes." She said, while bowing down to compensate for her height.
>One could easily mistake this for an attempt to just appear less threatening. However to more observant people, it was clear that it would've been much better to just bend your knees, as it would've shown WAY less cleavage!
>She wasn't wearing any bra, and that was disconcerting too.
>I was awake just for a few moments and already my willpower was tested. My attempts to steer my gaze clear from her cleavage were however futile. I quickly glanced down, as if to confirm that they were really that big.
>They were. Quickly raising my eyes back to hers, you could see the smile spreading across her face.
>"Hand" She said out of blue.
>What?
>"Hand" She repeated with an expectant look on her face.
>"Whats going on?" Lizzie asked from the kitchen, followed by the noise of closing the fridge.
>"Did you teach him any commands? like, give hand?" Nona asked, looking in the general direction of the kitchen.
>"I didn't, but maybe he knows them." She said, and I finally figured out what she wanted from me.
>"Give me your hand" She repeated the command.
>'Yeah, I don't think so lady.' I thought and walked around her, leaving her there just like that. I was headed right into the kitchen.
>"A little moody aren't we?" Nona asked, turning around, but her attention was suddenly drawn to the Nathan, who stood up, and instinctively dusted off his pants.
cont.

>>8052552
>It was interesting sight, seeing him dust his knees and rear, just like he did when we were living in the basement, but there was no need to do that here on the carpet.
>It however gave me enough time to slip away into the kitchen.
>I gave Lizzie a questioning look, because that is the loudest communication I can afford right now.
>She looked at me, giving me a smile that should make me less confused about the situation and subliminally explain what was going on.
>It did no such thing to me.
>Lizzie walked around me with a plate on which two breads were prepared, both of them being covered in a pate.
>"Come on Runner, sit down." She said in a tone that announced a beginning of the show.
>Nona gave up trying to catch Nathan who evaded her skillfully and came to take a look.
>I had no idea what was expected of me, so I just pulled up a chair and sat down at the table.
>"Wow" Zebra exclaimed loudly while Lizzie put a plate on the table.
>You could almost hear the unsaid question from Nona about eating at the table, but she remained silent.
>I took the bread and proceeded to eat.
>If sitting down at the table was impressive for Nona, I wonder how impressive would it be If I shown her that I can drive a car, stick or auto, It's all the same to me.
>As I was chewing, a small piece of bread fell down, and I found it on my left sleeve. I then picked up the piece and placed it on the plate.
>By doing this seemingly obvious thing, I earned another squeal from Zebra, this time around informing me that "he must be a genius!"
>I didn't pay any attention to Nona for the rest of my breakfast, or at least, I tried to.
>It's hard to enjoy your breakfast when you have two pairs of eyes glued to you, evaluating your behavior and the way you chew.
>After the whole ordeal was over, I took the plate to the kitchen.
>"Don't tell me he's going to wash it too?" Nona asked with disbelief on her face.
>"That would be going too far now wouldn't it?" Lizzie said, pleased.
cont.

>>8052793
>Once again I was very tempted to do something today, and it was very hard to resist doing it.
>I however set the plate down without turning on the water and washing the whole thing.
>I walked towards the living room but Lizzie caught my hand.
>"Alright Runner, we have to go." She said as Nona returned to play with Nathan some more.
>I didn't protest, anywhere she was going to take me was going to be fine as long as zebra stays away from me, and judging by the way Nathan is evading Nona, he'll be fine for quite some time too.
>I was taken to the room which was previously mine, and I was collared and leashed. Even though Lizzie wasn't silent, but then again, what are you supposed to say to the "Now the collar."
>Absolutely fucking nothing, that's what.
>However old habits die hard, and as the leash got attached to the collar around my neck, I grabbed it.
>"Really?" She asked, tired look flashing across her face.
>Giving her the manliest of nods I could muster, she sighed and grabbed the leash in the middle.
>"Let's go." And with that, we left the room, and went towards the exit.
>"Take care" were the chosen words from Lizzie to Nona, as I was lead into the car.
>This time around, it was back seat for me, and she even buckled me in.
>In a matter of moments, we took off. The silence however lasted a lot longer than it needed to last.
>I was the one who decided to break the silence, by asking the most important question of the century.
>"So... About yesterday?" I tried a broad approach, but she looked at me through the rearview mirror and sighed.
>"Where do I begin." It was obvious that she is going to beat around the bush too.
>"I..." She attempted to start again, but fell silent.
>"Take your time" I attempted to ease the tension, which only resulted in much thicker atmosphere.
>"It's my time." She said, once again hoping that it would explain everything.
>"Time for what?" I once again didn't get the memo.
>"The time... I have my fertile days."
cont.

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>>8052239

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>>8053130

>>8053130
>"I see" I said, although It gave no real answer to me.
>"I really like you Runner." She continued, and I started to sense 'But' coming.
>I waited for the but to come out and bite me in the face any second now, but nothing else came.
>"How are you going to explain to your boss that you took me to pick a kid I like." Defusing the situation was the only thing I could do, and even though I chose poor alternative.
>"I think of something when the time comes" She said, and I knew that there will be little to no talking with her today.
>"Alright" I said, and so the rest of the trip remained silent.
>Now that she mentioned her fertile days, I could finally piece the puzzles together.
>She likes me, but she knows I'm a human.
>Her fertile days made her a lot more amorous, so she is either trying to suppress her lust, or is thinking about the consequences of having sexual relationship with a human.
>Be it what it may, it seems like Zebra had no qualms about having her way with me if I allowed her to do so.
>I don't know if human/anthro sexual relationship carries the same stigma like the human/animal one in my world, and there was no way for me to get the information on my own without asking her.
>However now was not the right time to do so. So instead of that I held my mouth shut until we've arrived at the pound.
>Once again, she pulled her car into the empty spot, and I unbuckled myself. Things proceeded like they normally do, however this time around, we didn't head for the main doors.
>She went for the rear entrance, which lead to the small courtyard. Nobody was there, and so we proceeded across the courtyard towards the entrance to the kennels, or however are the pens for humans called in this world.
>As She opened the doors, I saw four huge cells, or pens, if you would like. Only two of them currently in use, on the furthest side of this room was a table with a computer.
>Hiding behind the flat monitor was Lena, which surprised me and lizzie too.
cont.

>>8050403
Yeh hooms dnt tip! Frrs du!

>>8053477
>"Hi?" Lena's words conveyed greetings, while her tone conveyed question.
>"Hi, where's the old goat?" Lizzie asked, while I wasted no time and walked inside, looking at the cage number one.
>"You know he hates being called that, plus he called in sick today, that's why I'm here. Besides, without Runner there, the solitary is empty." She said, looking at me, and then giving me a wave.
>Looking into the first cell, I found that there were mostly half naked men, half of them paying attention to me, looking at me with pleading look, reaching out to me through the bars, pressing their faces between them etc. While the other half was playing with the few objects provided for entertainment in there.
>There were few balls, some water noodles and now and there, some squeaky toys.
>So in short, nothing that a fully grown man would find interesting for prolonged period of time, however they had no qualms about playing with it right now, and judging by the looks of some, they were here for quite some time.
>Spacing out a little, I didn't follow the conversation the two of them had, and instead moved to the second cage. Which seemed to be much more promising.
>The second one seemed to contain mostly women and children, however there were two old men in the mix.
>Their reaction was roughly the same as from the inhabitants of the previous one. The females were however more vocal about it, moaning was prevalent sound among the cacophony. It was a sight any pervert would pay for: Topless women pressing their bodies against bars, reaching for you in a needy manner while moaning seductively.
>I however, was not a pervert. I was Runner, a proud human, or at least what was left of proud human. This sight sickened me and made my blood boil with anger, once again I was reminded that we were not the dominant species here, and that we were treated as pets, and sometimes not even that.
>"So Runner, found another friend you want to take home with you ?"
cont.

>>8053837
Never thought I see a human male reject a female's slutty behavior.

>>8052051
>Parents just didn't want to take care of a shitty human that did nothing but lounge around and shitpost
>Lied about the cheeto dust meaning its going to die soon
>They just went halfway across the citiy and threw anon on the street
>20 years later, lil furry girl got some emotional baggage to deal with

>>8053997
Well that escalated quickly.

>>8053837
>'All of them' would be my preferred answer. However I knew it was impossible, so I kept looking behind the women, trying to see the kids who were hiding behind them.
>It wasn't that easy. Even though not all of them were topless, looking for a kid in the sea of boobies was the weirdest thing I've done.
>I found seven kids, but I was certain that there were more of them, they were just hiding, and the horde wasn't providing any help.
>I had to do it the other way around, if I cannot spot the kid, he'll have to see me, or hear me first.
>Pursing my lips I let out a sharp whistle, which mixed with the voices of the females. The sudden sharp sound made them gasp, duck, or even retreat further into the very spacious cage.
>"What is he doing?" Lena asked, while walking next to Lizzie.
>"I have no idea." Lizzie answered, and looked just as confused as Lena did.
>Another sharp whistle, just to make sure that he could hear me.
>In my heart, I believed that he would come from the crowd, and make his way to the front of the cage.
>If that happened, it would be very easy to get him out.
>However, there was no response, only the most stubborn, or possibly the most desperate females were still at the front of the cage, while the rest retreated to the back.
>Now I could see twelve kids, but he was not among them.
>A sense of dread was setting in my heart.
>I never should've allowed his capture, I should've fought the police officer.
>Last desperate whistle followed. and my hope was diminishing with each passing second.
>And a lot of seconds passed, before I slumped my shoulders in defeated posture.
>Maybe he was already adopted, or maybe they took him to a different shelter. I wonder how many shelters there are.
>What the fuck was I thinking?
>I looked behind me at the two anthro girls, who were waiting for my input.
>It just flashed through my mind that these two were directly responsible for the humans in those cells.
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So what are the cats and dogs to humans?

>>8054044
Chimpanzees

>>8054034
This gave me a weird boner for dumb humans

>>8054034
>I just looked at Lizzie, not even willing to shake my head.
>I went to her side, and by the way she looked at me, it was pretty obvious that my face was betraying my feelings.
>"Nobody? well, we'll find you a friend you'll be happy with eventually." She said, while hugging me, even Lena came and tried to hug me while I was already being hugged.
>Is this some sort of group hug?
>The fur in my face and back did try to warm up my body, but I needed something else.
>I wanted to find the kid.
>Yet, I wasn't able to do so.
>I'm not giving up on him, just to be clear, this is however the second kid I lost and let me tell you, it hurts a little more than the first kid.
>After few moments, Lena let go of me, and Lizzie did too.
>"I'll take him back home." She said, and with that, she started pulling me by hand towards the exit.
>I gave one last look to the cells behind me, as I was leaving the humans, men and women alike, with their warden to slowly rot in their cells.
>Traitor, that's the word which describes how I felt.
>It felt like I am betraying the whole mankind.
>The feeling sunk in even more as I looked back once again, to see dozens upon dozens of eyes looking at me with pleading look.
>The eyes will haunt me, the eyes, crying out for salvation, for freedom.
>Yet I denied them that freedom, I could pick one and save him or her, the doors slowly closing behind me.
>With a clunk, the doors closed, and the eyes disappeared from my vision.
>I obediently followed Lizzie to the car, dejected, resigned and feeling like the Traitor to my own race.
>"He wasn't there" I said as the car started moving.
>"What do I do?" I asked Lizzie who offered no answers.
>"What can I do?" I asked her again, and we stopped on red light.
>"Who caught him? It wasn't one of us was it?" She asked, looking at me through the mirror.
>"I think his name was Mike, he works with you." I replied, unintentionally starring daggers into her.
cont.

>>8054470
>I knew it wasn't her fault, and I immediately lowered my gaze.
>"Don't worry then, I'll ask Mike, maybe he adopted the kid, or maybe the kid was injured and sent to hospital, that way he'll arrive to the pound when he's ready." She tried to offer me some solace.
>I wanted to believe her, I really did.
>There was however too much 'If' and 'maybe' in this scenario that it failed to help my mood.
>With the appearance of green light, the silence returned to the cabin, followed only by the hum of the engine.
>My day was completely ruined, and those eyes.

>Those eyes will haunt me forever.

End of chapter.


Sorry guys, I lost steam half through the chapter. Still tired from the recent trip. I hope I'll put myself together and that I'll be able to write some more.
Do not despair if you wanted more, I have heard from a good source that Lizzie origins has a new chapter too, so after some proofreading, It'll go right here.

>>8054639
No matter the length man, you still gave us a damn fine new chapter. Thanks for the content Skreetz!

>>8054766
I still feel like it was inadequate, and forced. I'll try my very best next time. Meanwhile, enjoy the following chapter of Lizzie' origins.

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>>8055340
Lizzie origins
Chapter four: The one where I met Mike
>I couldn’t imagine the situation could go any worse than it originally was, but here we are.
>Let’s recap this: I’ve got delayed in a school which caused that I was late for work, where band of drugged guys tried to rob me and now one literally attacked me.
>Have I smashed some mirrors lately? Don’t recall, but why not, I guess. I may be cursed. I could believe that.
> Fox was surprisingly athletic, or maybe just really high, as he managed to jump above the counter with no problems. That was venerable movement to say at least, considering he was still holding the sharp object in his hand. If he wasn’t currently scarring of innocent girls, he might’ve been athlete as far as I know.
> With terrified squeak, I’ve also jumped, which helped me to take a few steps back. My tactics unfortunately stopped just as quickly as it started, when my back reached the cold surface of a wall. There wasn’t enough room to actually escape from his reach, it was made for two people crossing each other while serving coffee, but I hoped. I always do.
> I was cornered, like a pray and for the first time in my life actually terrified. I am easily scared, lot of things can make me anxious, for example education and similar stuff, but this was a whole new level. Actually worrying for your life, knowing this might be it, 'The Final Chapter.'
>I wanted to laugh, I really did. How ridiculous this whole thing was?
>’I have been cocky before, when I thought I could escape easily, I really was, thinking how smart I am.’ I thought. And then: ’I should have called my mum.’
> During this inner meltdown, fox finally reached for me
> There is the thing, right? We all pretend how tough we are, or t least I do, saying what we would – or wouldn’t – do in such scenario. Truth is, it’s all just rambling. Nobody knows what they would do, until you are here, at the point, where it’s relevant.
cont.

>>8055357
> I certainly know now.
> It happened so quickly, I didn’t even know how. With maniacal smile, he did it, this time for real. Knife cut through my flesh as if it was butter. Ever cut yourself? It’s ridiculously easy to do. Skin is supposed to protect you, but with enough force... and this was enough force.
> The weirdest part? It didn’t hurt. I could barely feel it, actually.
> I believe his hand slipped, because he aimed directly above my clavicle, but it was good enough for my body to kick in monstrous dose of adrenalin.
> I wanted to say something, but it’s hard to articulate when your upper lip strangely curl around fangs. Instead of some deep intellectual thought, I’ve roared at him, deeply comparing to my normal, girly voice. It felt as if I’ve grown. Not literally of course, but there was something, something strong I couldn’t describe. I’ve roared again, all my claws out, muscles tightened
> His eyes widened. He was scared, scared of me, of my anger, of what I’ll do. I was the predator here now. My instincts, those very deeply buried memories of my ancestors, those I didn’t even know I had in me, were applauding it – I was the predator, a tiger. What was a fox compared to that? It might’ve sound really idiotic, because though I really was a tiger, I also was about twenty, maybe even more, centimeters shorter than him and although I was a bit chubby, I certainly wasn’t heavier either. Yet he was still scarred. I would be too.
> It felt strange too. Like a color red - intense and terse.
> This whole thing could have taken barely few seconds, when I’ve grabbed back of his head, which required me to jump a little and with all the force I’ve smash it against the counter. If I was surprised I was able to do such thing, he must have been completely bewildered.
> His head touched counter, made a strange, hollow noise and followed his owner under it.
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>>8055371
>At the same time, police finally arrived.
> “Up with your hands, I want to see them!” scream of younger woman ruptured the air, as the police officer walked in.
> Their group immediately obeyed her, well, without the fox under counter of course. He was unconscious.
> “You too,” she said to me. I’ve shook my hand in denial, which pissed her off: “Should I make you, or-?”
>”Lucy, what the hell are you practicing here?” other voice interrupted our small opinion exchange.
>I think that they started arguing, but I may be wrong. To be honest, I wasn't really paying attention at the moment. I was focusing on completely different things, obviously more important in the moment.
>The floor, for instance, was suddenly so interesting! And... closing in? What?
> Somewhere around that time my knees gave up and I was allowed to investigate the floor in even more intimate relationship, namely sprawled all over it, unconscious.
> "Uh...?" My head was pounding, nose filled with acrid scent. Where was I? It surely wasn't coffee shop anymore, neither my dorm. I would say that the ceiling looked unfamiliar, but to be honest, when did ever ceilings felt familiar? It was just plain white like any other I have ever seen before.
> I tried to sit up to look around, but immediately scratched that idea.
> I don't know why I expected the stabbed shoulder area to be all fine in the first place, but it sure wasn't. It didn't hurt when I wasn't moving, but any attempt to lift myself up was nearly as bad as when it happened.
> “Oh, hey, you are awake,” slightly loud, husky voice of person lying in a bed to my left informed me, “and it looks like this time it’s for real.”
> “Where am... wait, what you mean ‘this time for real’?” his choice of words caught my attention, so instead of asking ‘Where the hell am I, who the hell are you and what the hell happened?’ I decided to tap the real question here.
cont.

>>8055389
> Labrador laughed, again a bit too loud for my liking, and showed his teeth in big smile: “You have woken up like three times already, completely drowning in tears.”
> “Oh, no!” I was appalled. It was so embarrassing of me crying like that! In the other hand, it definitely wasn’t the first time that happened to me. When I was little, I fell down from bicycle and seriously fucked up my knee cap. They had to put it back together under anaesthesia. Waking up wasn’t really nice, I was tearing up really badly every time I opened my eyes before it wore off.
> Did they give me one now too?
> “Oh, yeah! You went all in there, lady. Like – like actual weeping, with the snots and everything. Not going to lie, it was pretty gross, but you were also kind of cute, so it’s fine.” the Labrador giggled in amusement, stretching himself to offer me a paw: “The name is Mike.”
> Mike was laying across his own bed and looked quite comfy. He seemed to be around my age, but it was hard to tell, since he was huge. In the other hand, who wasn’t huge compared to me? Anyway, Mike sure was fit one, muscles toned under golden fur and tight sweatshirt. Noticing I was looking at him, he winked.
> “I am Lizzie, sorry I... it hurts...” I’ve twitched my chin towards the hole in my flesh covered in bandages.
> He understood, lowering his hand again but the stupid happy smile on his face staying: “Tell me about it, I just took six shots in my stomach.”
> “What? Who shoot you!?” I was getting more and more confused every second.
> “The nurse?” he snorted with laugh and since he saw my weird expression, adding: “I was talking about injections.”
cont.

>>8055421
> “Oh, that – that actually make sense. Sorry, I am just... confused. A bit. I am in hospital, right?” I felt so awkward and confused I could cry again. Crawl under rock and die there also felt appealing. Why did I ask that? Obviously I was in the hospital, for crying out loud. Where else would I be, in Disneyland? Goddamn it.
> “Yeah,” he nodded, apparently ignoring stupidity of such question.
> “What happened?” I demanded to know. “Last thing I remember was when the police arrived.”
> It was ridiculous to ask him – he wasn’t there so how could he know - but it wasn’t like I could ask anyone else.
> As expected, he said: “I don’t know. They bring you here ...a while ago – sleeping. Nurse told me to call her if anything happens, so I did that every time you woke up, which reminds me, I should call her now too – with you being awake and all - hang on.”
> He grabbed strangely looking remote hanging from the ceiling, pressing it furiously.
> “Why don’t I have that thing?” I frowned.
> “Because I am the strong and smart, you on the other hand,” he paused so he could try to look serious. Try was the key word here, since it came out more as a grin. “you were unconscious.”
> “Fair point. How long have I be – hey, Mike, what time is it?”
> “Emmm.... three in the morning, or something like that? I don’t have my phone on me, so I can’t really... Phyllis!” his face suddenly lightened when he saw small, round figure walking in. “Phyllis, what time is it?”
> Phyllis as true professional checked her own phone and claimed: “3:15”
> “Oh you are going to die!” Mike giggled playfully.
> I am not sure what was it - his contagious laugh, the relief of not being dead, my weird sense of humour - but this was so dumb, it cracked me up like an egg. I started laughing, maybe a bit hysterically, with tiny noises sounding like air escaping balloon.
cont.

>>8055430
> Mike wouldn’t left himself behind and soon enough the room was filled with deep roaring sound of his laugh and my squeaking giggles.
> “Alright, you two.” Phyllis the nurse clearly wasn’t amused, giving us both tired look. But we couldn’t stop. Every time I tried, new wave of giggles escaped my lips and Mike followed me right away. Phyllis rolled her eyes. We stopped the moment.
> “Michael, we just finished your papers, you can go home.” she informed him, hands crossed on her chest.
> “Already?” laugh stopped. I noticed that Mike looked older now, but that was maybe because his forehead wrinkled.
> “You don’t have fever, stings looks fine, I don’t see reason why would you stay,” she shrugged.
> “Well, I do.” Mike smiled again, winking at me. My face turned red, but luckily it wasn’t really visible. Pros of having orange fur.
> “For god’s sake..” Phyllis looked like she regrets all her life decisions which led to this moment, but that only made Mike laugh again. He literally jumped out of bed, and hugged her: “You know I am just teasing you. I will go, have work tomorrow.”
> “Work? Michael, you are not going to work tomorrow, don’t be ridiculous.” Phyllis frowned. It was strange how she kept calling him Michael, although he introduced himself as Mike. And he didn’t care too. Considering he was calling her by her fist name, they knew each other. Wonder how usually he gets here.
> “Why not?” he seemed to be honestly surprised, eyes widened.
> “Doctor specifically said no physical activities.”
> “He says that all the time,” Mike shrugged. “When did it ever stop me?”
> “I will pretend I didn’t hear that.”
> Mike laughed loudly, finally breaking the hug just so he could put his jacket on. It was one damn piece of clothing. I can imagine how nicely the leather must have smell since it looked so new or seriously well taken care of. I want one like that.
cont.

>>8055441
> “Well, see you, Phyllis.”
> Maybe it was kind of selfish and shallow of me, since I didn’t know anything about him – as far as I know he could be serial killer – but I was sad he was leaving. His jokes and laugh will be missed.
> “Maybe rather not.” Phyllis shook her head. “You are here every month. What do you do to humans they always bite you anyway?”
> “Not true! Maybe like, every two months.” he shook his head and even though he was talking at her, directly looking into my eyes, smiling. It was damn good question she asked there. Humans weren’t aggressive, unless they were scarred or protecting themselves. I would know, since I am studying vet school. What was he doing to them which would provoke attack? Surely nothing nice.
> Mike didn’t care enough to clarify and I was suddenly glad he was leaving. Maybe I made assumptions about him too quickly after all. Not every jester is nice person. Smiling, he hold the look for few more seconds, which allowed me to see giant scar on his forehead, before he walked away.
> Between door I’ve heard: “See you around... Crybaby.”
> It wasn’t meant to sound sinister, but god it did! I wouldn’t answer as he was gone already when I was able to speak again. Strange things are happening to me lately – and not in the good way. Meaning of that nickname got to me later. Crybaby – seriously!? I’ve frowned. What does the human-torturing leather-jacket-wearing piece of shit thinks he is? Ok, the jacket was pretty cool and he sure was funny, but!
> “Well that’s that,” Phyllis shifted her attention towards me. “How are you doing?” she asked, giving emphasis on the ‘you’ part.
> “Good – I think. I mean it hurts when I move, but it’s not that bad.” I’ve explained.
cont.

>>8055451
> “Shouldn’t be, you got horse amount of painkillers.” Maybe it wasn’t meant to sound mean, but Phyllis was so unimpressed with was going around her it sounded like so. Even during her conversation with mike she seemed cold, but damn. Maybe it had something to do with her being penguin, although I don’t want to sound racist. I decided to ignore her tone, it wasn’t important anyway.
> “So, uhmm...” I was looking for the right words. Didn’t find them, but I asked anyway. I had to know. “What have you done to me?”
> Luckily she understood what I was asking about and didn’t assume I was accusing her of anything. “The cut went deep, it had to be stitched. You also lost a lot of blood.”
> “It missed the subclavial artery though? And carotid.” It probably had – I would be most likely dead, if not, but just to be sure, I’ve asked anyway.
> “Um, yes.” Phyllis looked genuinely surprised about my knowledge. Ha! Like, I wouldn’t know that if I wasn’t studying it just couple days ago on humans for my anatomy class, but – ha! I am smart. Kind of. Sometimes. Anyway...
> “Why the anaesthesia then?” for me it didn’t make any sense. I was unconscious already, why would they... oh, so I wouldn’t wake up during stitching. But that means... “Did it cut the muscles too?”
> “A little bit, yeah. Don’t worry about it, though, it will heal.”
> I was glad Phyllis didn’t point out how bloody stupid that question was. ‘Did it cut muscles’ no shit it did, Lizzie. I shook my head.
> I breathed in so I could start asking more questions which bothered me right now, for example where are my things, how long will it heal, how long I have to be there and stuff, but Phyllis answered something I didn’t even ask: “I will say tell officer Brown you are awake. He wanted to talk to you.”
cont.

>>8055462
> Oh, yeah. The police. I almost forgot about them. Were they seriously waiting all that time just to talk to me? I guess I am key witness, but still, sounds like lot of effort. What can I tell them they didn’t know already anyway?
> Unless... “How is he?” I asked nervously.
> “ He?” Phyllis lifted an eyebrow, confused why I care about the officer’s mood. I haven’t.
> “The fox guy. You know, the one who... did it?” I’ve bitten my lower lip nervously. I sure didn’t come easy on him back then, did I hurt him, like, badly?
> “He is fine, you don’t have to worry about him.”
> Wow, that didn’t sound sinister at all.
> Phyllis caught my look and smiled a little: “I can’t tell you. Medical secret. Maybe officer Brown –“
> I’ve never found out what would or wouldn’t officer Brown do, because she was interrupted by the characteristic silvery female voice coming from outside. I recognized it immediately, but wasn’t entirely sure I am hearing right. Could it be...? But she is living couple hours away, isn’t she? Besides, how would she know I am here?
> My suspicion was proven right in matter of seconds, exactly in the moment when my older sister Bethany rush into. Or maybe I should say the oldest sister, since Jessica was ‘the older’.
> “Ma’am you can’t-“ I’ve heard from the corridor and my sister replying dryly: “I don’t care!”
> As I meet Jessica all the time, I haven’t seen Bethany in months. She didn’t change a bit though – still the same old haircut, although to be fair she had part of her hair lifted up into ponytail – still the same haggy clothes. Jess was the embodiment of elegance, strong alpha woman. Bethany was quite the opposite. Not that she wasn’t strong alpha woman, just never really cared about business and fashion and things like that. Soon after school she married her long time boyfriend and recently spawned.... third kid, I think?
cont.

>>8055477
> Don’t get me wrong, I love her and love her family. And there is nothing wrong with having one and stuff, just... that wasn’t for me. And I honestly didn’t understand why she bothered to go all the way through lawyer school to become housewife is all.
> Well, Beth looked angry: “Liz!”
> For some reason, everyone but my family called me by my name i.e. Lizzie. They, especially my parents and Beth, hardly ever used that name. For them I was just Liz.
> “Hey, Beth,” I answered with confused smile. “What are you doing here?”
>”I am taking you home.” Luckily Beth wasn’t one for being ironic. She actually wasn’t the biggest fan of jokes in general.
> “You took three hours ride to take me to my dorms?”
> Now that’s some dedication for the family.
> Bethany looked at me as if I lost my mind completely and then gave stern look to poor Phyllis as if that was her fault: “When can she leave?”
> “Well, I... I can go make the papers right now,” Phyllis was completely melting under my sister’s eyes, poor thing. Considering she was like ten, maybe fifteen years older than Bethany, it was kinda impressive. If she ever recovers from that experience, we can share war stories – being the youngest sibling with her and the all-over-the-place Jess was tough. “But the officer wanted-“
> “My sister just got stabbed. Knife was in her flesh. I am pretty sure he can understand she isn’t in condition to chit-chat.” I mean it wasn’t really what she said, but the way she said it. If Bethany decided for something, she would get it in any cost. She also got very scary, when things weren’t her way. I am seriously not surprised Phyllis almost immediately gave up.
cont.

>>8055488
> Once again, I wasn’t really attention, because something distracted me. This time it wasn’t the floor, luckily, but someone hiding behind Bethany. I didn’t recognize her at first, since she was barely visible and also wouldn’t speak, but it hit me as immediately as I saw her face.
> “Sammy!” I shouted, happy to see her.
> The human grinned, apparently also happy to see me.
>Her full name was actually Samantha Marley, or at least that’s what her certificate said when Jess adopted her, but nobody called her that in her entire life – well, her life with us at least. The fact she even have certificate was easily justifiable since she was one of those “top breeds”, unmoral and horrible, but apparently pretty common practice, generating cute humans, which sure Sammy was. About my height, Sammy was thin with long, really dark hair and milk skin. But that wasn’t the reason Jess picked her, it was the eyes. Loads of humans have beautiful eyes varying from sea blue through grassy green to toffee brown, not many of them had multicoloured ones. Sammy’s left eye was blue and right one brown. You know, the one she was winking at me right now.
> Are those eyeliners? Seriously? Sammy was the most spoiled human I have ever seen. Jess would only dress her up in luxurious clothes, often painting the human’s nails, she sometimes even put makeup on her, which is just ridiculous considering Sammy wasn’t able to even open the door herself. She loved dress up, though. nevertheless, her current outfit – summer dress with various of colour pink, black jacket and grey snickers – was more expensive than my dorms for month. Also way prettier than the one I was wearing right now.
> “You may leave now,” announced Phyllis, whom meanwhile came back to the room.
> Yeah, it was time to leave.

End of chapter


And that's it. another chapter of Lizzie's origin by talented Liss.
Hope you enjoyed it, pastebins updated. Thank you for your time.

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>>8023540
Any more cute stories where Anon takes care and protects their qt fur "owners", like the one with the Stoner Raccoon?

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>>8055531
>>8054639

Thanks dude, worth the reading!

>>8055531
These are amazing, thanks for your story!

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>>8023540
Does /PoFg/ prefer when furs are similar in size to their real life counterparts or do you like them more when they're relatively human-sized?

>>8059206
I'm a fan of bigger femaleXsmaller male pairings

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>>8059218
As am I, though I won't say that I don't find the inverse pretty hot.

I still prefer maledom over femdom most of the time regardless of size difference.
And sometimes specially because of it.

>>8059206
I kinda like size-accurate furs like in Zootopia

Anybody remember that story of anon getting adopted by a shark lady who lives in an apartment made specifically for aquatic anthros? If so, anybody got the pastebin link for it?

>>8061084
I think that was in thread #4 check the archives

>>8061111
I want the link though. Im too lazy to search for it

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>>8059206
Well, I'm more into birds and insects/arachnids/crustaceans, so it depends on the aesthetics of it, but if I have to choose, I prefer birds being my heigh and insect and whatnot to be taller than me (because I'm into creepy tall females).

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>>8061753
>insect and whatnot to be taller than me (because I'm into creepy tall females).
Lewd.

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>>8062293
>Pheromosa will never gently dom you will calling you master in a teasing way

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>>8060657
I'd love a story involving that.
I would love teasing cute, dick-hungry furs in estrus, though I do wonder who would some of them have humans.

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>>8061753
Your taste is good.

>>8061171
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7403023/#7403023

I too would like to see this story continued. Massive potential for worldbuilding. And shork tits.

>>8061171
>tfw out on the town
>tfw some jackass asked for cp last year and got the entire city permab&
Several hours late, but here ya go you lazy bum
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7403023/#q7407145

I expect a silly story from you within 24 hours, sir.

>Your owner won't mate with you because they're not a disgusting human-fucker, but they'll adopt several mentally handicapped humans for you to breed with at your leisure.
How do you feel about this?

>>8066010
>acting like an animal and trying to breed some brainless beings
>not becoming the alpha leader and make them your slaves

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>>8066089
Are they even smart enough to be slaves?

Either way, if you really want to become the alpha you're gonna have to take on and defeat the one who claims ownership over you all.

>>8066010
Commit cannibalism and make jewellery with their bones to offer them to my master.

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>>8066191
Well our pets are smart enough to be trained.

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>>8066010

>Be Anon
>Your master got you another girl, this time a lithe redhead with freckles.
>She cuddles up to you, running her hands over your skin and taking in your scent.
>Her smooth cheek rubbed against your chest and she mewled.
>You felt a twitch down below but nothing more for the time being.
>The girls your master got you tended to be top quality, and it was your choice whether to breed them or not.
>It had been great at first, but there was always something missing.
>You'd gotten good, of course. It wasn't the sex itself.
>You could turn them into puddy, fuck them raw till they howled and came several times over, but none of them understood the meaning of any of it.
>It just felt good.
>That was all.
>Besides a few quirks, none of the girls had anything you could call personality, and while it sounded like any man's dream to have his own bimbo harem, you found it'd gotten empty.
>It was like you were just using them, and they you.
>Nothing more than a pretty sex sleeve to impale yourself on.
>No, you didn't want a redhead, or a blonde, or an asian dressed in leather.
>You wanted the cat girl a few rooms over.

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>>8066857
>You'd seen the way she looked at you, watching you rut the mates she found.
>Her scent would rise in the air, invisible to most but to your enhanced smell here, it was like a blaring siren, screaming at you to come and fuck her silly.
>You knew she'd sometimes watch through a cracked door, fondle a breast and slip a hand down inside her panties.
>She sometimes whispered to herself, goading you on in what she thought was out of earshot.
>"Go on, Anon. F-Fuck her brains out, ahh. Yeah, make her scream."
>So you did.
>Knowing she watched sent such a shiver up your spine.
>Your ears picked up the click of paws outside the door, and a small creak sounded as the door opened half an inch.
>There was no need to look and give yourself away.
>That scent was unmistakable.
>You turned and stood over the redhead, petting her head.
>She cooed and leaned into you, wrapped an arm around your leg.
>If your master wanted a show, you'd give her a show.
>You'd make this girl mewl with need then force her to cum like a freight train till she blacked out.
>Master could only stand to watch for so long.
>Cats are far too curious.

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>>8066868
M-more?

>>8059407
Enf!

>>8066868
Skinfags needs to kill them selves

>>8067632
This. There's even furries that have "skinsona" these humans where CLOTHES!

>>8066868
>there are furries who buy humans just so they can breed
Jesus fuck that's disgusting. You are supposed to treat him as your best friend, not a fucking baby maker.

>>8068035
Jesus Fox Christ,that's fucked up in so many ways

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>>8066191
They all will fall to the head scratchies.

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>A-anon?
>Why aren't you in your bed?
>H-Hey! what a-are you doing?
>No! b-bad human!
>Oh...oh fuck...I g-guess i'm gonna be late to work for tomorrow...

>>8041143
>I can outrun a creature biologically built for speed who has practiced being as fast as sanic for years and years........ by going for a jog every morning for a few weeks
I know I'm in a greentext thread and that disbelief has to be suspended just a bit, but for fuck's sake.


>Owner is a bear who deadlifts cars for fun, but I played around with 5-pound weights for a couple of hours and now she's totes jelly that I can lift more than her

>>8068320
Skinnies when?

Where you guys able to get your own room? I just kinda lay down in the living room at night.

I overheard the words "drive him to go" and "fixed" recently. I like car rides, do you think im going to the park tomorrow or what? I cant use the computer for too long cause my owner thinks I slow it down.

>>8074199
Don't. Get. In. The. Car.
Just run, your balls will thank you later

>>8073944
Cheetahs have garbage stamina, haven't you heard the tale of the Turtle and the Hare?

>>8074199
Say bye-bye to balls you gelding you!

>>8073944
>speed = endurance
(you)

Excuse me, but, I'm a furry women here and my human male has been acting weird. He's been scratching his hair all the time. Do you have any ideas what's wrong with him?

>>8077219
Hes either got fleas, which in case you should shave him, or you are shampooing him too much.
Otherwise, give him a quick kiss on the mouth every time he does it. Works like a charm as a disciplinary act as humans tend to be very..protective of their mouths and as such will learn that scratching head = annoyance in the lips.

>>8077505
Better advice: Don't kiss them, Instead lick them on the lips.
It's a much more effective deterrent as kissing is often used as a sign of submission and affection amongst humans.
Meanwhile, Licking will make their lips too wet. While harmless too the human, It is irritating for them and they'll spend some time drying and re-wetting their lips until its back to their preferred moisture levels.

>>8077732
Ah! Thank you! I'll do that to my precious baby!

>>8071141
>UNF

>>8023540
Isn't that anthro dog from that one comic where the guy and girl turn into anthro animals of the opposite gender and fuck?

>>8082049
I desire a source, sir

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>>8082049
>>8083706

Yes. here it's the comic.
https://e621.net/pool/show/3148

>>8082049
>>8085040
Why does TF always has to be gender-bent?

>>8086568
Because the artists want to be fucked in the ass, but refuse to admit they are homosexual.

>>8085040
Thanks fampai

>>8085040
Girls is actually pretty qt as a fur. Should had stayed as a female.

>>8077505
>>8077732
You fucking assholes, you purposely lied to me!

I tried following the licking example after my human touched his head and he did nothing but spare at me dumbfounded.
It seemed to work for a moment before he started to slowly scratch his head again, so I tried the first method.

Right after I kissed him he threw himself on top of me and shoved his tongue into my mouth, I tried to push me away, but my human is much larger than most breeds, he simply picked me up like a fucking sack of potatoes and threw me onto my own bed.

Now my ass hurts like a bitch after heat and I don't think I'll be able to walk for a week. I can't even get him off of me anymore, I'm even typing this from the phone because he'll drag me back to bed if I try to go to the computer or anywhere else!

>>8092042
Oh dear.
I said that kissing was often used for affection and to show submission to humans. Yours must have been a bit starved for it. He might not interact with other humans often enough if that's the case.
There have been numerous cases of humans not interacting enough with their own kind and imprinting on their owner, In which case he'd begin consider you as he would another human.
The only suggestion i can provide is to try tiring him out someway and then attempt to re-establish your dominance as the alpha/owner.
I'm afraid there isn't much more i can do for you in this case.
Also, Since it didn't work it was probably just fleas.
But at least you can't get human fleas as they can only survive in human hair.

>>8085040
Cute

>>8092042
And where's the problem in that?

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>there would probably be even more racism(speciesism?) with actual different species running around
>instead of Chinatown you'd have areas with mainly reptiles or other species that grouped together

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>>8092042
Well, i can suggest you something then...
Let him to cum on your paws, that trick calms them a lot, i do that when my human got scared by storms.

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I love everything about this pic. Domination, dirty talk, THICC, getting caught masturbating with panties...

Fuck, it's just perfect.

Rescue bump

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>Waiting for a new chapter of "Mean dog" and "My very first human"

>>8093840
>language barriers would be fucking real, as different species would have entirely different vocal capabilities
>Birds would have a whistling, song flow type of speech pattern, cats would be mostly body about body language, canines would communicate with short barks and grunts and smells, and replites would have subtle nuances in how they hiss.

>>8100807
Or you could stop trying to be an amateur biologist and realize that to forge the type of society formed in most stories in these types of thread they would all require a similar vocalization capacity.

Humans kill each other over accents, much less a total inability to speak the same language. You seriously think a group of different species would all get along when they didnt even have and COULD NEVER HAVE the most basic part of a unified civilization in common?

In your world they would have pretty much all killed each other until there was only one dominant anthro species left, just like what happened in our world!

So fuck off with your redditor asspull theory you flying fucking cucklord.

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>>8101250

Rescue bumb

>"Girl, I tell you, my human is like something out of this world"
>"What do you mean?"
>"Well, firstly, when I want to get rid of the heat, he would know how to french kiss me, and he is really good at using that tongue, then he would strip me of my clothes and worship my body with his smooth hands."
>"My god, how does he know all of this? Was he trained or what?"
>"I don't know, when I got him out of the shelter they said he didn't had an owner but was very domestic and well-trained"
>"You are so lucky, Pamela."
>"I know, right? Unlike all my ex's, he is the most romantic of them all, even if he's a human."
Bump

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>>8104853
>Humans stealing fur women away from anthro men.
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FOR ADOPTION

>>8101250
...

beeemp

>>8105713
What are the rarest humans that ever lived?

>>8092646
Yeah humans can't tell the difference between furs and human. There's even a news anout wild humans adopting a child fur thinking the furry child is human.

>>8101250
Other human variants were bred out actually

>>8101250
:^(

Will there be more stoner racoon stories?

>>8108192
I hope.

>>8106557
memers

I hope there are more stories here. Or more art without weird fetishes

>>8109134
I have lots of words down, but it's not at a good stopping point yet.

>>8109330
At least youre doing something

>>8109227
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Znpnf9D2VIk

>>8110198
pros and cons of having a big cat has a pet
pros: they act just like house cats
cons: they at just like house cats but they're bigger

>>8110256
>Furries roleplaying as humans
This is going to the cringe. What's next? Furries having fleshy waifus?

>>8110464
I want to hurt you

>>8110464
What do you mean furries? Nigga I'm a proud white human

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>>8111028
>Autistic Furry wants to roleplay as a overrated human species
Sheepus Almighty! This pure cringe!

>>8111239
But I'm not RPing :^(

>>8111239
You're the reason why people are disgusted at us

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>>8111239
What

>>8110198
Could you fug a tiger?

>>8111326
If your not RPing than how can a human type? Humans can't type!

What would you do if you found out your pet human could not only talk, but was also SMARTER than you?

>>8112388
Lobotomise him and take his vocal cords.
I pay for a cute pet that I can easily dispose if it become to much trouble, not something I could get too attached too.

But honestly, I would hate him and sold him to the scientific community to be experimented on or somewhere I can get a good price for. I don't care how smart you are if you don't pay rent and buy your own damn food then, you go fuck yourself. I'm not having another leech in my life.

>>8112654
what if he got a job and made more money than you

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>>8112689
Kick him out. If he has money, and more than me, he shouldn't be living with me, under MY roof, eating MY food, using MY electricity, water and internet connection I paid for, and before I know it, he would want to have a voice in the decisions of the house. MY house.

So yeah, if he's making money (more, less, doesn't matter), then he can fuck off and find his own place to live. I'll buy another human that is just a pet and nothing else, because that's what I paid for, a pet not an intelligent alien.

>>8112830
cna someone write a stotry about humans and furries being ROOMMATES? ik thats kind of wierd but how cool would it be?

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>>8112830
*ANGRY FROG NOISES*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

>>8112654
You're the reason why we can't have nice things.

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>>8112388
I know a lot of furs think they want a really smart human pet, but honestly it can be more trouble than its worth sometimes.

>be a new human owner
>wanted one that wasn't too young so it could be independent when I go out with trips with friends
>not long after getting him there's a pretty nasty thunderstorm
>human freaks out and won't calm down until I bring him into bed with me
>it was cute for a while, but the heavy breathing and kneading got annoying after a while
>the next evening I hear the rain and booming thunder
>that's odd, it was clear all day
>sure enough, he's back at my door again
>fine, just one more night
>go outside the next day to find my sprinkler pointed at my bedroom window and my boombox sitting nearby with a "nature ambience" CD playing

Runt's getting pretty creative. It would be adorable if he wasn't trying to find a new trick EVERY DAY.

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>>8112654
>>8112830
Edgy af my man

>owner feeling down post compfy pls

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>>8099814
>Waiting for a new chapter of "Mean dog"
I have 2100 words so far in the next update and there's not a good stopping point yet. Generally been kinda stuck with this since I'm having to pull out new plot points beyond the prompt now for humor, and life has been getting in the way a lot.

I have a nice end in mind, and I hope to wrap the story up nicely, though that won't be soon. Expect a chapter possibly by next thread.

>>8117130
Speaking of which, I have an idea for a drawing for your story that I'll be happy to do.

>>8117458
Whoa, that's super cool. I love tribute stuff and it still feels surreal when I get it.

I have some basic images in mind when I think of Sam and Korin but I'd be equally as interested in seeing artist interpretations. Let me know if you'd like a description or if you have something you want to try already.

>>8117458
You draw? Sweet!

Has anyone considered how easy it would be to get away with shit if you were a pet? You could do any crime and they wouldn't even think of you as a suspect.

>>8118478
You do know people in the real world can get in all kinds of legal trouble due to their pets since they are responsible for them. Also, violent pets will be put down just like in the real world.

>>8118522
I said suspect, essentially as long as you're not seen they'll never suspect you

>>8118478
>ywn genocide an entry specie in the most horrible of the ways and not get into troubles because you are seen as least than intelligent
It sucks.

>>8118545
Better find a way to leave no scent behind since pretty much all other animals have a sense of smell way better than humans.Speaking of senses, their hearing would make it impossible for you to sneak anywhere. Fucking cat's whiskers can sense small vibrations too.

>>8118569
If they think of you as a dumb animal you're just a dumb animal that just happens to be there. You essentially hide in plain site.

>>8118590
No that still wouldn't work since they'd smell your scent on things you've touched and they'd also know if you were supposed to be there or not since your new foreign scent would stick out like a sore thumb.

>>8118624
That doesn't matter, one's presence doesn't mean that they're the ones that did it. That's like saying a fucking dog stole the damn TV because it isn't in the house anymore, nobody sane would think that they'd think another person did it not a pet.

>>8118667
That would work for dogs, but we're not talking about dogs. The humans of this setting are larger, have opposable thumbs, known to be fairly smart, and would be like someone own a monkey in our world has a pet. Also, animals do steal shit from people's houses all the time in our world too. Fuck, there was even that time a mother fox stole thousands of shoes from stores just so her kits could play with the them.

>>8118706
A pet would legitimately not be the first or likely suspect in nearly any case. You can talk scent all you want most would just find it strange but not think anything of it. Performing anything that requires any forethought is going to shift focus to the idea that another person was responsible not a pet, if you perform at their level mentally they're going to think it was a person. They're going to think who left this human here? They won't think the human is the one that broke into the car and drove it across the city in order to transport all the stolen food unless they actually see you driving and even then they'd think they're going crazy.

Wonder furries have their own skinsona? Wonder how they dress?

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Morning bump

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>>8122531

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>>8122540

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>>8122531
>>8122540
>>8122544
Equines might be the best type of furs to dominate.

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My human it's the best!

Prove me wrong.

>>8129477
>>8132218
Skinfags like you always ruin the joy of furry and human relationship. They are PURE and for snuggles

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>>8132708

>>8132752
Wew

>>8135175
I heard news that a human care taker was arrested for making sexual assault on that human.

>>8135175
>sounding with a glass instrument
>hollow glass, no less
nope

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>>8135216

>>8135216
sick

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>TFW your human it's more bigger and stronger than you

>>8132708
Why not both?

>>8135200
Sauce?

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>>8138631
Not him, but It's ketsuneko on e621

https://e621.net/post/index/1/ketsuneko

>>8138779
you are da best

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>>8135216
>want to fap to this
>but my inner drawfag and autism won't let me

It's a personal kind of hell.

>>8023540
>http://pastebin.com/jKuEere5
>My Very First Human

Huh, must have missed the thread this was posted in, lets read it...
...
I NEED MOAR OF THE CUTE!
(though lewd with the elder sister would also be appreciated)

>>8138537
D-Does he force you to please him? Has he made you to mate with him? Outside?

>>8139679

No!
I just cuddle with him, it relax him a lot, and even more when i'm naked...

Maybe it's because he feel like in the nature with his people? Don't know... But i love him so much <3!

>>8140415
So... have you ever looked down there? Is he well built?

For all you knew he could have a love-rod the size of your forearm and you're completely wasting it.

>>8140415
>>8140481
you people are sick

>>8140481
You mean...down right there..?
W-What are you trying to say with t-that?

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>>8140621
You know damn well what I'm trying to say with that, you slut.

Your human has a big, fat cock larger than any fur's and he's probably going mad wishing he could break you in half with it but he doesn't want to scare you away so he won't make the first move, so just go and let him do so.

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>>8141031
T-The hell with you...?
You are just sick, how the hell my pet want sex with me? Even if he is cute and handsome and have a big ....

...
NO! HE IS P..PURE and he love me like i love him too!

>>8141354
Sure he is.
It's not like he gropes you from behind when he's sleeping.
Or grinds himself into your body when you're laying together.
Nor does he start breathing heavier when you're naked around him either.
And you definitely don't ever have to move his arms because they're moving too close to certain places.
Right?

You haven't noticed any stains in the bed, Have you?

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>>8142346
Well, i let him to sleep in my bed sometimes, and i hug him if he is having bad dreams...

And that it's because, before me, he had some bad and abusive owners...

But...These bad dreams are getting worse and worse... And i don't know what i can do for him anymore.. I love him so much, but maybe,,,

...It's just wrong, Anon...i..i don't know...

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>>8142966
>tfw you keep having vietnam nightmares and your owner doesn't know what to do

Things sure are going slow.

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>>8138537

>>8147427
Sauce?

>>8147969
Nevermind. Found it without help

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>>8147427

Reminder that all skinfags with their skinsonas should burn in hell
humans are pets, not for sexual.

>>8142966
Just make sure that next time you cuddle with him you make it extra special and help him remember that he's your special human. I'm sure he'll do the same for you.

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We always talk about fur type of owners and rarely some scalies, but what about insects? Would like to be owned by one? If yes, what kind of insect?

>>8153291
>owned by preying mantis
>have sex
>decapitation

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>>8153291
>Would like to be owned by one?
Yes, insects/crustaceans/arachnids look like they are wearing armour all day and look imposing as hell (without to mention some look aesthetic as fuck) and are pretty strong (witch triggers my gfd fetish)

>what kind of insect?
That's a though one. In one hand I like ants because they remind me of humans + are strong as hell, on the other I like crabs/lobsters because their exoskeletons look super cool and are very aesthetic.

I guess I'll go with the ants, because while I like the aesthetics of lobster/crabs, they can't beat ants and their human-like qualities, plus it would be pretty fun to have an ant gf given they are pretty tomboyish and all (most of the population of ants in a nest consist of sterile female ants (this can vary in some colonies however) witch tend the larvae, gather food, maintain and expand the colony. The males are smaller than females and some have wings). So yeah, I guess I'll go with femdomy ant gf.

>tfw no ant gf who feeds you through Trophallaxis and make it real lewd for you to get a boner and to tease you with her second pair of arms

>>8142966
Sex is just physical interaction, It is pleasure alone.
It isn't special on its own, only because of the associated intimacy is it considered special.
Only because of who it is done with is it special.

But if he's having nightmares,
Humans don't have particular great sense of smell, But it still is one of the strongest memory foundations.
Next time he has a nightmare you can try to place something with your scent by his nose, Something that reminds him of safety and comfort, See if it helps.
Easy enough to cuddle up so that his head is at your neck, isn't it?

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>>8153535
>and are pretty strong
SQUARE
CUBE
LAW

>>8153915
What does that mean Anon-kun?

>>8142966
I'm calling the canines to come arrest you, pet-fugger

>>8153956
The Square Cube Law is a thing that describes the link between surface area and volume and how they don't scale the same way. When changing something's size but keeping its shape the same, they increase at different rates and that results in an object with very different properties than the original.

Or, with less autism: bugs are super strong, but lose that strength the bigger they get. Human-sized they'd be human-strength, or more likely, weaker.

>>8154248
Huh, that's pretty neat. So does that mean, you could beat up a giant since is, like, a really big human?

Any ways, I still like to think of my giant bug people as super strong, because fantasy and fetish stuff. But is nice to know that if bug ever become our size we could beat them easily.

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Cute, fur owners are for being molested by their stronger, larger human pets.

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>>8155767
Everyone knows furs are hypersensible to pettings after all, so they try and compensate by petting other things when in reality it is them who should be petted.

>>8153309
That very rarely happens.

>>8156787
wtf i love mantises now

>>8156801
Yeah it only happens when they are starving, thus helping ensure the survival of their children.

>>8156877
That makes sense, I had always just assumed it was a normal part of the mating ritual.

>>8156939
>>8156877
>Trick question. Mantises are always hungry for some male meat.

>>8156972
Ayy

>>8156972
yeah but I'm only interested in mantis gf giving me head, not the other way around

>>8153291
>bugs
This thread has taken a nice turn

>>8154259
Shit this opens up a whole new character dynamic involving the Ant waifu being weak strength wise but acting all tough and shit. Like literally she made you think shes the toughest thing since sliced bread but she cant open a jar of pickles. would be acute.
Writeanons please be inspired.

>>8157186
and then anon pins her down and her attempts to resist him fail

>>8157221
Maybe she has a overpower fetish and she continues to struggle?

>>8157234
Like, she enjoys it and struggles to encourage anon for the seccs?

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What if because of a lack of controlled breeding, Anon is technically immune to all the sedatives in the furryverse and instead they just make him incredibly hard and horny.

Going to the vet would turn into a semen extraction session.

>>8153915
Fuck yo laws, nigga.

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>Crazy owners

>>8160397
He'll be nothing but a sex toy

>>8157181
Mai Bug momy gave me mommiy's boifriend hed!

>>8163743
>"Hi, I'm Chet Youbetcha, here with the local news. "
>The handsome and perfectly-chiseled jaw of the Golden Retriever turns to camera two
>"The human thief is still at large - now onto his or her 10th victim. So far, only 6 humans have been recovered - all chained, all traumatized; the rest, we hope, escaped. As long as this pervert is on the loose, no cherished pet is safe - we turn to Ayy Wasamattayo in the field for the latest. Ayyy how's it going out there?"
>The view switches to a small red panda, who holds a mic to her muzzle
"Hello Chet this is Ayyyyyy live at the mayor's office. We're about to hear new developments in the case of the huma- Wait, here he is."
>A grizzled old bloodhound steps up to the podium, tapping the mic once
>Which, due to the feedback, means he REALLY SHOULDN'T HAVE FUCKING DONE THAT
>"Y-yesh..." he rumbles, his thick scottish accent muddying his speech further. "Sho, we have verified that a new human who wash missing from hish home earlier today has, in fact, been kidnapped. A young male no older than 9-"
>The crowd awws softly
>"named lucky-"
>Another soft aww ripples through the crowd
>"-who is a thoroughbred chocolate-"
>Another aww passes through the crowd, but this one is of disappointment
"That's not news."

>>8164250
Why are you roleplaying as a human?

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>>8164534
>The infames pet fucker

>>8164627
>skingfags in my thread
reee

Hi I'm a bug mother, and I came here to ask on what humans eat. I found out my husbands head is not a good idea to feed your human. What kinds of food that are human-friendly?

>>8166298
MURDERER!

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You think broken and dysfunctional anthro try their best to be good owners?

>>8163743
Is this a female butterdragon?

>>8164915
>>8163743
these oversized semen demons are only sexy because their faces are still somewhat proportional. if their faces grew fat like the rest of their body they'd be damn near unfuckable.

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>>8166461
I mean when they do it makes for good green. The raccoon girl one we have is really great because of that.

Also we have another green coming soon that features that a bit (I talk to the writer) and I'm personally very excited. I don't want to out what it is before the guy finishes baking it though, ya know?

>>8167513
Well of course. If their faces turned obese, i wouldnt masturbate to them

>>8139190
I'm still working on it and brainstorming new ideas on where to take the story. right now i'm struggling to write out some scenes that don't wind up super-creepy, especially the way that kids get curious about pets (like my little brothers and sisters did with our pet dogs). it was easy then to explain things, but bobby has to explain it to her and i can't help but squirm a little.

also, the story will most likely be slice-of-life stuff, since anything else just seems too cliche. unless that's what people want because i could go either way.

>>8167757
Slice works but tends to be directionless quick. If you have any ideas for a plot, I'd prefer that.

>>8167842
the trick is not to copy one of the plotlines used in "your human and you," which will be difficult because there's like fourteen of them crammed into one.

>>8167757
Slice-of-life sounds a lot of FUN! I would like to see the MC human tried to have fun at a human day care center but alays having trouble. While the little furry girl gets bullied by a bunch of popular girls thinking they have better humans than her. So MC human get's an idea and prove who is the best.

>>8167842
Fuck orange slices, go for the drama or the lewd as fast as you can. Too be honest, it might work. But the way you introduce her sister and now she knows her secret might make it difficult or confusing

>>8167943
*your. Also was talking about you describing the elder sister. Dont know how she will be involved

>>8167708
Is is the Weed Racoon? I want more weed racoon.

>>8168076
It isn't. That doesn't mean that writer isn't still writing and making new content behind the scenes, but this is something else.

>>8166596
yes
https://e-hentai.org/g/1035251/a7bb54c2a1/

This is illegal you fucking degenerates.

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>>8169978
Jesus, how can furrbois even compete with this?

stay jealous <3

>>8170170
Poor humans, they don't know what's going on surronding them as they get abused by their will.

>>8164534
>Chet Youbetcga
>Not a corgi or other similarly proprotioned and sized anthro

One job

>>8171288
>wants stubby little corgi
>over perfectly chiseled GOOD BOY golden retriever
Sorry you seem to have shit taste

We need more furbois getting cuk by BHC pics in here.

>>8172242
>all those poor male horses
>also all those poor humans with mink owners

>>8172262
what is wrong with mink?

>>8172401
They have a reputation so much that "fucking like minks" is saying that's been around for some time. The main reason is because they have rough sex for several hours a go when mating. Of course, that's not as bad has what female ferrets have since they will die if they don't have sex when they go into heat.

>>8172430
REALLY?

>>8172446
In short, when a female ferret goes into heat their body pumps too much estrogen into their system. If they don't have sex/an orgasm it will kill them. This can be prevented if you get them spayed or go to a vet to get them a shot that temporarily helps, but that gets expensive quick.

>>8172486
wow

So... when new thread?

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>>8172237
>He didn't have a childhood

I'm sorry for your loss, Anon