RWBY/RT Trash General #343: Bad English Edition
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>>8021904
BEST GIRL
I want to make love to Blake.
>>8021927
worst 2hu
>>8022024
What about Awoo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLkZY8GjdRw
Shitty kitties
This is now a Weiss thread
>>8022073
I want to rub Neon's belly
>>8022078
nice 2hu
>>8022073
>>8022088
I want to cum in Neon's belly button and make Blake lick her clean. Then, if she does a good job, she gets the dick.
>>8022187
me on the right
>>8022214
Sup Misa?
How do you feel about Sun?
>>8022334
Piece of shit orb in the sky
>>8022334
He's pretty cool, I'm not really interested in him and Blake dealing with the WF though, I'm more interested in what's happening in Mistral
>>8022334
Cancerous piece of shit only good for warmth.
>>8022334
Good weapon, okay design, annoying execution.
>>8022334
Shitty team leader and an orbiter with no personality or character that doesn't revolve around Blake because his entire purpose is to be a love interest.
They should just kill him off already and let Blake form a relationship from scratch with someone who has their own story. Someone who isn't named Jaune. Or they could just make Bumblebee canon.
>>8022419
:^)
>>8022419
>Someone who isn't named Jaune.
>Or they could just make Bumblebee canon.
One of these things isn't happening.
http://dishwasher1910.deviantart.com/art/RWBY-Doodle-Corgi-attack-667362830
>>8022590
Blake looking ready to get her jihad on is amusing at least.
>>8022334
Wasted potential
Still a cutie though
>>8021951
The only good thing about Blake is her mom
>>8022092
It always was
>>8022334
Replace Blake with Kali and he's good
>>8022897
>It always was
Nope
>>8022179
>Yang comes and sucks your cum up before Blake gets a chance because she heard someone say bodyshots
>>8022915
>This faggot again.
Kali is married and she's not leaving her husband for a 17yr old.
Fuck off.
>>8022419
T.BB Fag
BEST SHIP
>>8022915
I wouldn't mind seeing Sun take Ghiras monster cock
>>8023125
>Kali lays down on her back
>Sun lays on top of her
>Kali holds Sun and reassures him while he takes Ghira's cock
>>8021938
*second-worst girl
>>8023063
*worst ship
>>8023010
I don't know anon, my uncle works for RWBY and he said the conclusion to the Kali-Sun-Ghira love triangle in volume 6 would surprise everyone.
what if yang asked you if you wanted to go to the gym with her and said you could really use it
>>8023490
She'd be right
>>8023490
>Yang will never teach you how to use your muscles
>>8023490
Well she's right. I need to step up my activity if only for this shit metabolism.
>>8023010
Ghira? I thought you guys couldn't get Internet in Menagerie.
>>8023490
Mating press her for cardio then have her spot me on the bench.
>>8023490
>do ss + gomad with her
>>8023063
>Yang doesn't deserve the ice cream girl.
>>8023626
Dont be silly, Ghira is getting some Sunny boy ass too
>>8023490
She's right. My max bench now is like 255. Shit's weaksauce.
>>8022419
>Shitty team leader
Okay
>orbiter
Damn straight my faunua
>his entire purpose is to be a love intrest
Yep
>They should just kill him off already and let Blake form a relationship from scratch with someone who has their own story.
Yep
>Someone who isn't named Jaune
What's wrong with Jaune
>or they could just make Bumblebee canon
pic related.
>>8023826
Nobody deserves such an awful relationship.
>>8023826
I read that as "Yang doesn't deserve ice cream."
>>8023917
>Well, that's also true...
>>8023873
>What's wrong with Jaune
Everything.
>>8023946
Well yeah, but there is room for improvement. If Jaune basically grew into another character of the course of the next couple of seasons then I wouldn't mind him shipping with Blake, provided RT did it well.
>>8023873
>What's wrong with Jaune
People wish he was a girl so they could waifu him.
>>8022981
Why does he always draw neo as a Nazi?
>>8024165
because he has a thing for nazis and neo is an easy choice for the ruthless bloodthirsty image
>>8023983
>there is room for improvement
He's not going to improve.
>If Jaune basically grew into another character
He's not. He will always be the weakest link in any group of characters
What would happen if Cinder didn't kill Pyrrha?
>>8024443
That's pretty vague.
Do you mean if she just slapped her around until she ran out of aura then left? Just fucked up the CCT then skedaddled? What?
>>8024491
If Pyrrha didn't run off to fight Cinder.
>>8024516
Ruby probably wouldn't have triggered or would have done so significantly later, causing the dragon and Cinder combined to do untold damage to Vale in general, possibly giving her enough time to retrieve the artifact. Worst case scenario is that Vale falls entirely and Cinder remains active and at full power.
>>8024165
Becuase that way she would be a Neo Nazi.
Also she's not a Nazi in that pic.
>>8024516
Off the top of my head?
CCT gets fucked per canon, Ruby never goes to the tower's top, Cinder doesn't get BTFO, and the dragon possibly ends up being a big fight and they'd probably kill Pyrrha off there instead so Ruby's SILVER EYES couldn't be triggered.
I need new anime to watch, can someone list me a good few?
>>8024443
Well they probably wouldn't have developed Pyrrha or her abilities as much and she would've been about as relevant as Nora or Ren
muh dick
>>8024792
Boku no pico
anyone have the Olympic Greentext? of Jaune being a wrestler
>>8024792
Food Wars if you like food porn and boobs
>>8024792
Youjo Senki
Name two (2) characters you honestly think the show would be better without.
>>8024792
MONSTER MUSUME EVERYDAY LIFE WITH MONSTER GIRLS
>>8024921
>your two favorite characters
>>8024921
Adam and Blake
>>8024938
Why would you kill Neo twice?
>>8024949
Why not?
>>8024921
Blake. every second the show spends on the White Fang and the retarded Faunus subplot is a second that could be spent on preferably anything else.
>>8024921
I just about think they should have left it as a sort of school battle show where they occasionally slay Grimm. Probably less to fuck up there.
>>8024921
Velvet and Neptune.
Literally just delete their scenes and the show becomes better. Nuking someone like Sun from the orbit would remove actually relevant things.
>>8023832
>Kali tries to convince Ghira that they should have a threesome
>With Sun
>Maybe include their daughter too
I need an adult version of Chibi for shit like this
>>8024921
Nadir and Dew
They know what they did
>>8024921
Sun and Neptune.
Velvet befriends Blake instead after the class where Blake snaps at Cardin.
Have Weiss say she has a date for the dance already but don't show him. Make Nora give Jaune a pep talk and drop hints about Pyrrha liking him. Everything plays out the same.
Fixed the show.
>>8025035
This guy's got the right idea.
Volume 3 should have happened during like Volume 6.
I found the episodes featuring professors, class lessons / "field trips," and fights against Grimm and occasional thugs far more intriguing than what's going on now.
This may be a retarded analogy, but it would be like if Hogwarts got blown up at the end of the second movie. It just feels wrong.
Does anyone have that image of the RWBY OC with autism?
>>8024619
I fixed it for you, anon.
>>8024921
Neptune and Pyrrha
>>8024921
>Neptune
>Cardin
Neptune is self-insert/waifu thief
I think the relationship with Jaune and Pyrrha would be stronger if Jaune discovered his "semblance" with Pyrrha than getting btfo'd by Cardin
>>8025158
>without Neptune to channel his autism, Kerry voices scorp instead
congratulations, you ruined the show
>>8025224
That's pretty amusing anon. Thank y-
>like 7x the file size
Fucking hell man.
>>8025158
>More Velvet
>>8024921
Neptune
>>8025224
>He loves me, he just doesn't know it yet
kek
>>8025269
I liked the bunny before she stole like 1/4th of an episode just to copy everyone's most famous moves for no reason whatsoever other than to prove how totally cool this character is please guys like my character oh god
>>8025224
>Official art this good
>Not used in the vidya gaem or for merch
FUCK
>>8025359
Kuma is pretty good at art.
>>8025044
This.
>Velvet was only made as an attempted to show faunus racism
>she only had extended screentime because she's a bunnygirl
>Neptune is only in the show because of Kerry
>>8025356
>Her song is "I May Fall"
>A character that's a cheap-out to not animate unique moves for a character that a fan designed
I'm very disgruntled
>>8025395
wasn't Neptune originally meant to be introduced later? Presumably he was Henry Marigold, before he was made a member of SSSN instead?
>>8025381
>Nora almost punched Jaune in the face
So we can all agree that the Faunus really should all be deported to Faunus Island, right?
>>8025224
>orgasim
Goddamn orgasims. Never realistic enough.
>>8025471
Dammit. I thought I spellchecked everything. I spent 5 minutes just correcting one minor error in the Rube one!
>>8025457
The Faunus could be cut from the show entirely and nothing would be lost
>>8024921
Blake and Velvet fuck those 2 they are the worse characters
>>8025501
>>8025408
>>8025395
>>8025356
>>8025044
Please don't bully the bun. The bun is not for bully.
>>8025630
>>8025630
That's actually exactly what she was created for, literally
>>8025224
>This class is actually pretty interesting
So Ren really is me
Arkos is best ship!
>>8025724
>>8025751
>>8025724
Sure it is...
>>8025768
Lancaster is the endgame. Deal with it.
>>8025846
Arkos is endgame!
Death of all major characters is the true endgame
>>8022073
I want to give that Katt a shoulder massage.
>>8025724
I think they would've been happy together, too bad she died
>People think Neo quadruple murder-suicide isn't end game
>>8025976
Easy there Salem
>>8026088
Quick, if you don't convince me why your favorite character deserves to live, I'LL DEVOUR THEIR SOULS!
>>8026059
I honestly see neo being a end game villain over kids fighting adults and old woman salem
Hey Pyrrha, can you babysit Jaune while I'm gone?
>>8026142
but salem... you're my favorite character...
>>8026199
Don't
Post
It
You
Fuck
>>8026283
>>8026234
This?
>>8026199
Oh look it's this shit again.
>>8026142
They get to live because there's nothing you can do about it, a fictional character has no real power and is just a pawn to the writers
>>8026199
I will take good care of him.
>>8026309
>posting worse girl
why do you do this when Satania exist?
>>8026142
Weiss is too pretty to die
>>8026142
She looks like ice cream. It's pretty cute.
>>8026290
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>8026205
Why did this make me feel?
>>8026532
He's got an upside-down bat symbol on his mouth.
>>8026312
Ma'am, I'm afraid we're going to need you to come with us...
>>8026624
If you can catch me
>>8024792
Drifters
>>8026532
I just want to see a picture of a huge, imposing Salem with a small human boy in the least /SS/ way possible.
Imagine how utterly adorable it would be for the Queen of All Darkness to have a small human child clutching at her skirts.
It would completely baffle Emerald and Mercury, for one thing.
>>8024792
Seitokai Yakuindomo
>>8027051
Oooh, I like this
>Salem's forces encountered the boy a few years prior, and brought him to their master
>To their extreme surprise, Salem ordered them to unhand the child, and began to care for him in her typical stoic manner
>She keeps the Grimm away from him, but has also tasked Tyrian with training him self-defense
>The Boy is not terrified by Salem in the least, and genuinely enjoys scampering about the dark palace. Hazel takes him on field trips sometimes, and teaches him about the world of Remnant
>Mercury and Emerald are utterly astonished to see the young human child staying so close to his "mother" when they first meet Salem
>Cue Mercury's reaction when she draws close, and sees that the Boy has silver eyes
Question who are the other maidens going to being stuck in?
>>8027296
All the tropes
>A tsundere
>A Loli (who is also a trap)
>A "Big-sister" girl
>>8027296
>3 new characters
Don't remind me
>>8027376
>Trap
>When maidens are women only
Watch. The. Show.
Hey, don't eat 5 fiber bars in 1 sitting
Or else you'll be sitting on the porcelain throne for a while
>>8027399
But it wouldn't be very progressive of RT if they didn't include a LGBTQ character
Also, Maidens were perceived to be women only but maiden powers are actually given to people to whom the maiden last remembered, so maiden powers could be given to a boy
>>8024921
Neo and Coco.
>>8027424
>>8027424
>Also, Maidens were perceived to be women only but maiden powers are actually given to people to whom the maiden last remembered, so maiden powers could be given to a boy
Only if the last person they think about is a young woman. This is specifically said in Volume 3 Chapter 6.
Watch. The. Show.
>>8027480
Oh shit, was that when Qrow was explaining maiden powers or in the WOTR?
I gotta rewatch my shit
>>8027521
Pyrrha: So, how does the power choose?
Qrow: (over his shoulder) Through a series of stupid and convoluted rules.
Goodwitch: Qrow.
Qrow: Hey, don't get mad 'cause I'm right.
Goodwitch: (back to Pyrrha, explaining it all carefully) At first, the only thing that was certain was that the powers were specifically passed on to young women. But as time went on, it was discovered that the selection process was much more... intimate.
Pyrrha: (concerned) ... Intimate?
Goodwitch: As we understand it now, when a Maiden dies, the one who is in her final thoughts is the first candidate to inherit her power.
Qrow: Unless it's a dude or some old hag. Then the power goes to someone random, and our job gets a lot harder.
>>8027521
>However, if the person in the dying Maiden's thoughts is male, too old, or not eligible to receive the power, the next host is chosen seemingly at random.
>if the person in the dying Maiden's thoughts is male
I'm a fuckwit, please forgive me
>>8027480
Yeah, and the trap identifies as a woman
>>8027588
That's not what a trap is.
>>8027588
But is the maiden power transfer because of biological reasons?
What if the maiden chosen is a girl, but identifies as a boy?
And what if the maiden chosen is a boy, but the rule change because the boy identifies as a girl?
Imagine the chaos on Tumblr
>>8027622
Well it's magic, so if they want to say it's more based more on feelings, emotions and desires than biology and the like I wouldn't be surprised. I don't think it will happen, but it would be easy for them to write it that way pull it off if they so desired
>>8027800
Reverse trap is the best bet.
>>8027622
>Merc gets maiden powers
>"But you're a guy?"
>"I'm a little girl on the inside though"
>"I don't think it works like that"
>"Well you're wrong"
>Jaune gets maiden powers because he wore a dress that one time and acts like a girl in lots of scenarios because of his sisters influence
What do you think the RWBY fandom on Tumblr thinks of us?
R8 my OC and help me come up with a name and semblence
>>8027854
>Jaune gets maiden powers because he wore a dress that one time
>>8027840
Reverse trap is best anything
>>8027855
I think they don't think of us at all
>>8027868
>Ginger
Don't gingers also have freckles?
Also, Jannis Topland, in memory of InsideGaming's Sims 3 Let's Play
Semblance is the ability to deconstruct material, organic and non-organic
>>8027190
Now I'm imagining a kid wanting to throw a party for the evil council to celebrate the Fall of Beacon
>>8027854
The best part is that Emerald doesn't get maiden powers.
>>8027855
That were easily the worst part of the fandom.
>>8027983
>Emerald doesn't get maiden powers
>Mercury does
>"Are you upset?"
>>8027855
I don't think most of the tumblr fandom knows that /rwbyg/ exists
>>8028018
How do you think they would react if they found out about us?
>>8028182
I mean, we do our own thing, we stick to our shit, not like we terrorize them or do anything big beyond the general
Tell them there's a rwby general on 4chan, they'll probably shrug and move on, there's no particular reason for them to give a crap
>>8028018
To help you, some people have noticed us
Obviously Hiwo
redfred
And some person who we sent the "V3 Situation Room" to and freaked out
>>8028299
I think that was the dumb rwby guy. He's cool.
I'm in love with snek
>>8024807
>>8028471
I'm in love with scorp
>>8028505
I'm in love with ice cream
>>8028622
I'm in love with France
>>8029116
But who is france in love with?
>>8029131
Russia
>>8029153
And America
>>8024861
What if I cum inside Salem?
>>8029834
You can't
>>8029834
Tyrian would probably gut you.
>>8029941
>Implying he would be able to gut his mommy's lover
>>8029834
Her vagina is so rife with negative force and emotions that you would immediately go soft and be rendered impotent
>>8029965
>implying she wouldn't love to see that happen
>>8029995
>So you want to stick it in me Anon?
>Yes please
>It will make your cock go soft
>Eh, I've seen people cum while soft
>It will be soft forever
>What if that's my fetish?
>...
>>8024327
I have it in my head that Jaune's gonna snap when he meets Cinder again, and he'll have the usual underdog-turned OP MC moment and beat her to the ground.
Then Ruby comes in and steals the show.
>>8030090
>Having sex with Salem
>Tyrian stabs you
>Salem whispers sweet nothings in your ear and holds you tight as you cum inside her before dying
We've had similar conversations about Neo's snuff fetish
I can't wait until Pyrrha takes over Cinder and forces her to endure the rest of her life out as Jaune's wife and combat trainer.
Truky, suffering to outmatch Pyrrha's.
>>8030250
>Cinder is forced to be a housewife for a 17 year old kid
Oh the humanity!
>>8030350
For the rest of their lives.
To JAUNE
>>8030405
Compared to what Cinder does want, yeah that's hell
>>8030553
What if Cinder actually wants to be a housewife?
>>8030250
>Not realizing that's Cinder's escape plan.
>>8030110
>Then Ruby comes in and steals the show.
More like taking it back after it was stolen from her.
Especially since she's clearly the one who's meant to face Cinder
>>8030584
>Pyrrha has nothing to do with it, she's truly dead and gone
>Cinder is just pretending she lives through her so the good guys will accept her when shit hits the fan with Salem
>>8030573
She probably doesn't
>>8030110
>Then Ruby comes in and steals the show.
>Ruby
>steals the show
>in a show called RWBY
>>8030627
>Cinder now calling herself Pyrrha pretends to be taken over by her spirit and sides with the good guys
>Jaune keeps her at arm's length at first but gradually starts to let her in.
>Cinder gradually starts to drop the Pyrrha persona and Jaune begins to fall in love with the more assertive and angry "Pyrrha"
>Despite herself Cinder starts to fall for Jaune.
>Meanwhile chibi Pyrrha is screaming in the back of Cinders head.
>>8030823
>Through pure rage Pyrrha manages to actually possess Cinder
>Begins trying to slap some sense into Jaune
>Jaune says she's changed
>Says he can't be with her anymore
>Sad music begins to play
>>8030627
>"You're back! Is it really you?"
>"Yes it is I, Perry. Boy I sure do love magnets and getting shot by beautiful and powerful villains"
>>8030823
>Cinder slowly starts to find hope in humanity through her interactions with Jaune.
>Cinder gently starts to encourage Jaune's violent tendencies to improve his abilities as a fighter.
>They go on a journey of growth and love.
>AAAASAHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>8030922
This is a plot of a fanfic, I can feel it.
What if RWBY was a Kamen Rider season?
>>8028182
THey would respect our strong meme game, and laud our appreciation for local homosexual May Zedong.
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12263653/1/Hello-Is-My-Name-Ruby-Rose
I'm only like a third of the way through but I don't fucking even.
>>8021904
wer dis pic sauce?
>>8031846
Also: this one guy's reviews. I still cannot fucking even.
>>8030922
Wait a minute... Is this the plot of Stress Relief by Coeur, if it was done post- Volume 3?
>>8031919
You talking about the top review? Yeah... wtf.
>>8031944
Oh wait... OH WHAT
>>8031982
uhh yeah man. I'm also reading it and I haven't felt so confused and scared at the same time in a long time. What the hell?
>>8031846
How avant-garde
>>8031995
seriously I thought it was pretty cool until like chapter 12. Then I started getting paranoid. What the hell is this man?
>>8032011
I'm half way through. Just, half way there.
>>8032027
love how that one guy reviews how that story feels like its going against site rules lol
>>8032089
>site rules
Funny joke.
>>8032102
fanfiction site rules xD
>The entirety of Hello! Is My Name Ruby Rose?
So what's the plot of this sui generis fic?
Ruby's dead and stuck in hell? Ruby's insane and she may or may not have killed the rest of Team RWBY?
>>8030110
>I have it in my head that Jaune's gonna snap when he meets Cinder again, and he'll have the usual underdog-turned OP MC moment and beat her to the ground.
>>8032116
Oh I know what you meant. I just found it amusing.
>>8032117
Who knows. Based on one of the comments in the reviews the cover image has apparently been altered bit by bit as it has gone on. Wonder if they did the same for the name or summary.
I swear that fic feels like some kind of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared bullshit. So creepy
What the fuck is going on in this fic?
I want to fug Yang
>>8032208
I want make used goods feel like they're brand new again
>>8032208
Yang just wants to platonically cuddle with you but she's not totally against the idea of giving you a handjob.
got to chapter 41, WTFFFFFFFFF
>>8032228
It's one of those things where there's a sentence hidden, letter by letter, in all that shit. Reviews has the message.
>>8032316
I know, I just got mind-fucked by it is all.
What if Nora gained weight, Ren dumped her and she came to you to make her feel sexy again? You come home to find her on your bed like this.
>>8032321
I just immediately went 'Nah, fuck that' and checked the reviews. Shit's weird man.
>>8032341
Yeah. A lot of fun to read though.
>>8032346
TV Tropes when?
Do you think Ruby had sexual relations with a Crescent Rose ?
>>8032401
Well she's at that age so it wouldn't exactly surprise me.
>>8031846
What the fuck
>>8032228
chapter 80. It's one of those things where I knew that this isn't the end of it all yet, but god damn that was still pretty shocking.
>>8032446
now just finished chapter 98.
why
>>8032511
chapter 99.
converted those numbers and... what the hell?
>>8032511
Because, as they say, why not
>>8032531
What did you get?
>>8032541
>"Hf–Rt1d3f“ „")w”Yƒ†˜bVhYƒ6Hcy˜She choked Ruby to her death
shit
>>8032552
>>8032531
Okay just finished it all and... I have to say.
Hey that's pretty good.
Still want to know what exactly happened though, other than the fact that Ruby is in some deep personal hell.
>>8032593
Then I realized the story wasn't even Complete yet.
>>8032721
>540x502
reeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard
>>8032738
he looks good as literally anyone wth
>>8032758
Without a second thought.
>>8032758
I would at least mating press Faunus!Yang, yes.
>>8032755
Oh shit, fem Sun a cute.
>>8032755
I preferred the bandages around her breast then the tied shirt
>>8032887
bruh
Also where's that Sun!Weiss when I need it.
What if Yang was flat and Ruby was a shortstack
>>8033019
>Ruby and Neo compare chest sizes for fun.
>Yang gets more tilted than before about losing.
>>8033019
Worship Yang's chest by nibbling and sucking on them. Mating press for Ruby.