Gfur/ - Learning to Love Edition Vanilla (no bara, no girly

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>>8017810
>affects on the bones come from meth, not from aderall.
Well I don't do meth anyway, I do amphetamine paste.

Most people don't understand that drugs can be a hobby. At least I know that I'm never getting into benzos (other than for a stim comedown) and opiates, those are crap.

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>>8017877
People smoke cigarettes as a hobby too. Doesn't mean they should.
But I guess as long as you're alive, in decent enough health and relatively happy I don't really care how you spend your time.
It's when people start rotting away and killing themselves with their addiction that I get upset

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>>8017877
>Most people don't understand that drugs can be a hobby
I do, but don't wish to associate with people who have them as a hobby. Call me square or prejudiced all you want, but I've enough friends and family members who've wrecked their lives with substance abuse.

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>>8018031
I'm glad someone else understands my aversion

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>>8018031
Their lives were probably shit already, or they would have fucked them up anyways without drugs.

Some people are just dumb.

>>8018031
If it weren't for shrooms my weekend would have been boring.

>>8018179
>Their lives were probably shit already
FUCK you.

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>>8018198

Sounds like a personal problem.

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>>8018179
Yeah, we already know your life is shit. Because you're a shit person. There's no need to project your problems onto other people who suffer from addiction.
Of course the unrepentant meth head with herpes is incapable of understanding how drug addiction is killing him.
Actually, you probably do know, you just don't care do you? Because you hate yourself.

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>>8018208
He's right, though. Only people already suffering get abuse drugs. Normal people just use them on occasion.

Here, I'll link it again: https://youtu.be/PY9DcIMGxMs

>>8018287
get = actually

I have no idea what happened there.

>>8018287
>ted talks are now an authority on health
is this what stupid people actually believe?

>>8018314
They are, at the very least, a superior source to believing people on 4chan, mongo.

Plus the results in Portugal are indisputable.

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>>8018268
What the fuck are you even trying to say
That druggies know they're shit and that's okay? That using drugs means you're an idiot? That's all true, everyone knows that.

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>>8018287
>normal people only use them on occasion
That depends entirely on the drug.
Your recreational use of aderall isn't normal aderall is shit and not fun to take at all. You're clearly defective.

>>8018330
>what are you trying to say
instead of glorifying drugs, go see a therapist instead

>>8018355
Who the fuck said anything about adderall?

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>>8018362
>amphetamine paste
>literally ground up adhd drugs
that's what you're using to get high, that's autistic

>>8018398
I'm not the same guy, the first post I made was the ted talk link, dingdong.

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>>8018470
Then keep your stupid mouth shut and stop butting in to conversations just to ask retarded questions.

>>8018355
>aderall is shit and not fun to take at all
>Amphetamines aren't fun

Are you retarded?

>>8018508
Are you fucking retarded? You replied to me making a statement, now you're saying I'm the one butting in asking questions. Fucking kill yourself, you utter mongoloid.

>>8018542
>>8018549
Dragonfag is extremely autistic and sheltered. So yes.

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>>8018542
aderall is awful. it kills hunger, libido and frankly it feels like I'm being sedated and wired at the same time.
You'd have to have a pretty warped definition of fun to enjoy that experience.
>>8018549
go have your autism attack somewhere else please, you asked a retarded question and I, in my infinite kindness, decided to answer it anyway. And then you decided to get asshurt about it anyway. Actually, while we're on the subject, maybe you should be taking aderall

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>>8018569
>point out drugs are shit
>hurr he's autistic
It's like watching a tranny desperately defend his self mutilation, this is just pathetic

>>8018573
>you asked a question

Holy shit. Ho-ly SHIT. You are legitimately retarded. Let me show you my posts.

I am
>>8018287
>>8018303
>>8018329
>>8018362
>>8018470
>>8018549

I am not the person BEFORE the first link. As in, I posted the ted talk video in reply, but I am not the person you replied to in that previous post and/or whoever was talking about adderall. That question was because you replied to me about adderall bullshit when I never brought adderall up, at all, ever.

I specifically told you in this post >>8018470 that I linked the ted talk and that was my first post. I do not know how retarded you have to be to not understand such a simple explanation.

I hope you understand now. God damn.

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>vanilla thread
> All these druggies
Yeah... Gonna side with dragonfag this time around. It's not healthy and the people who are literally pushing drugs in this thread need to fuck off.
>>8018647
>Being this upset over a simple mistake on an ANONYMOUS image board
You're either extremely new or extremely stupid. Either way, you have to go back

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>>8018647
>who said anything about aderall
>I didn't ask a question

>>8018725
>he made a big post that I didn't read, I'm gonna call him stupid, epic!

Kill yourself.

>>8018793
I thought you were talking about asking a question about adderall or some shit since you said it was "butting in", retard. How can you be so retarded you can't even comprehend context clues? How do you function in society? Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>8018877
>ask stupid question
>receive answer to stupid question
>get asshurt
who let you out of your mental ward?

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>>8018610
May just be that he wasn't around two threads ago.

Anyway, I have all the sympathy in the world for someone who's stuck in addiction wants to quit, but apologists, lifestylers and promoters could go OD before they bring anyone else with them for all I care.

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>>8018877
>I thought you meant this.
So... You like a moron misinterpreted what he said and then launched into a rant on HIM because of your own lack of reading comprehension.
Jesus Christ dude, go get help

>>8018931
>ask who the fuck was talking about adderall
>receive post by retard assuming I'm someone else
>explain very plainly I am not the other person
>retard continues to believe I am the other person and goes on a rant about "butting in" because he STILL misinterprets a simple explanation about who is who, now believing I am neither the ted talk poster nor the adderall poster

You are literally too dumb to live. Stop replying to me, it's fucking embarassing watching your brain malfunction every other post.

>>8018974
>I have no idea what's going on, here's my opinion anyway

Kill yourself

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>>8018990
>Getting this upset over a mistake on an ANONYMOUS image board
Oh my god he really is mentally ill

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>>8018946
I just, really really wish people took better care of themselves. It bothers me when people are in dark places and feel like all they have are drugs to turn to.
But it also pisses me off immensely when people act like it's perfectly fine or ok to do drugs.
Also, nice to see another scaly in the wild

>>8019031
>posts retard frog while calling others mentally ill

You sure showed me.

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>>8018990
He didn't misinterpet a thing. Who he was talking about was implied in the very first answer he gave you.
You yourself admit you know exactly who mentioned aderall and are now just having a sperg out attacking him for now reason. Go take your meds and get out you delusional faggot

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>>8019084
>he admits defeat
finally
Now we can move on

Your threads are a lie. It says they're comfy but in reality they aren't comfy at all

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>tfw no water based bf
:(

>>8019146
they would be comfier if everyone wrote more dragon x junkie greentexts desu

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>>8019175
oh fuck off you cunt

>>8019113
Literally retarded. I guess you'd have to be to think you won anything.

>>8019095
Kill yourself.

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STOP ALL THE AUTISM YOU FUCK HEADS

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>>8019191
>Lose an argument
>Only reply is kys
You know, you have to be 18 to post on these boards

>>8019231
My reply to you is kys because you jumped in for no reason other than to brown nose dragonfag, you turbofaggot. Now get to it.

>>8019186
Just admit you love him which is why you always harp on about his addiction.
You wanna be his anchor to rehabilitate him don't you? 2cute5me

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>>8019251
You were wrong and you just jumped on some random guy for no reason.
You stirred drama in this thread pointlessly and without provocation over a stupid little mistake in Identity when we're all anonymous. Get the fuck out of my thread you absolute fucking autist. Go find your handler, take the leash they use to walk you around with and hang yourself you iredeemable moron

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>>8019047
>I just, really really wish people took better care of themselves. It bothers me when people are in dark places and feel like all they have are drugs to turn to.
I understand all the above well because I'm a pretty fucking broken person who turns everything I touch into shit.

>But it also pisses me off immensely when people act like it's perfectly fine or ok to do drugs.
Exactly. I resent /r9k/ type people who start hating all of humanity in general and happy, well adjusted people in particular just as much. They too directly or indirectly allow their own shit to poison other people.

>Also, nice to see another scaly in the wild
I don't prefer reptiles, I just don't mind them. Too bad so little dragon artwork is affectionate in nature.

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>>8019146
>It says they're comfy
I added that to the OP copypasta last thread in hopes that it would have some kind of a positive effect. Evidently I was wrong since said comfyness just lasted about a day.

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>>8019388
I dunno, I'm having a good time.

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>>8019320
>just jumped on some random guy for no reason
>random guy
>no reason

You clearly have no idea what circumstances caused these events, nor what caused it to build into a proper argument, and are blatantly talking out your ass.

One last time, kill you are self.

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>>8019688
>Contribute nothing
>Cause pointless drama
We already knew you were a troll, you don't have to keep bringing up. Damn

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>>8019421
>learning to love edition
>he still hasn't learned to love the junkie
juuuuuussssssssst doooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiitttttt

>>8019688
stop interrupting romance, prick

>>8019388

no one ever reads the OP except newfags D E S U

Could we get some more comfy songs?

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>>8020279
Wanting the newfags to be /comfy/ when many of the regulars aren't is pointless I guess.

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So anyway

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>>8020417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9bvbyckNPQ

>>8020243
That reminds me.
To both junkiefag and dragonfag, what would you both do with each other if you were alone in a house together at night.
I think last time we asked a similar question, junkiefag said he'd be willing to cuddle and dragonfag said he'd take junkie out to dinner. So we know they can be sweet with each other.
So like, what would you guys do while watching a movie together?

>>8020467
And make it sexy

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>>8020417
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvWkUhszeE
I think that one's pretty comfy.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZTCUyf2CNo&list=PLrJaqXManfn_f6BC00xqLXVw6kAmiE9Mv&index=2
The Magnetic Fields is a really comfy band. Also, gay romance feature in many of their lyrics.

What music do you like anon?

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>>8020467
>what would you do at home watching a movie
I'd be willing to give him a foot rub during the movie purely as a favor from one furfag to another, but nothing else

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>>8020545
Cute. You two should be nice to each other more often

>>8020497
I don't know... I've never really listened to comfy music until these threads!

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>>8020417

St Patrick's Day is coming up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojKoTjsSks8

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>>8020417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KyHDNQkBSA
the best song and suits these threads pretty well

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>>8020595
Well it's hard to recommend comfy music if I don't know what you think is comfy. It's very subjective.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPBjuV9gk64

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>>8020613
Irish folk music is good no matter the time of the year. I've been addicted to Dropkick Murphys - The Green Fields of France for a few days.

>>8020692
Oh, I didn't know it was subjective. I liked the I Monster - Daydream in Blue that was posted before if that helps any

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>>8020724
>Oh, I didn't know it was subjective
I can relax to stuff ranging from black metal to early 2000's trance or string quartets and many things in between.

If you liked Daydream In Blue I suppose you'd enjoy a band called Unknown Mortal Orchestra.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6Niqxw_Yz0

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>>8020724
Guy who posted I Monster last thread here. It is pretty subjective, but I'll post songs I find relaxing.

https://youtu.be/NhheiPTdZCw

https://youtu.be/9RHFFeQ2tu4

https://youtu.be/mauV2NdCs60

https://youtu.be/9ePIZugahFc

https://youtu.be/3xZmlUV8muY

https://youtu.be/_OO2PuGz-H8

https://youtu.be/IQ31jQjNpQc

https://youtu.be/8MC0G-Lbuuk

https://youtu.be/_oDhGiNKsyM

https://youtu.be/clJb4zx0o1o

https://youtu.be/OG3PnQ3tgzY

>>8020841
>>8021199
Thank you both!

>>8021308
No problem. Couple more I remembered.

https://youtu.be/PZbkF-15ObM

https://youtu.be/O0YxeTjFn70

Honestly nearly anything by Puscifer. Especially Horizons, The Humbling River, Indigo Children, and to a slightly lesser extent Man Overboard.

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>tfw no bf to cheat at videogames with

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>>8020417
City pop is the comfiest genre of music ever created by man
https://youtu.be/CsRjnelsM-c

>>8020640
I feel like this one suits this place better:
https://youtu.be/wRP6egIEABk

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>>8020417
in comes the comfort:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJMwGG-rqiI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXsHTdUKDGg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN9JEqug3pE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5OgDrkWwQs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nhsCNicT4oQ

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>>8022540
nah, the meatloaf song much better represents the autistic and obvious painful loving want of junkiefag and dragonfags budding relationship

>>8023216
technophile go and stay go

tfw

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488499534089.webm

Are you the same guys from the 4chan /b/ Gfur threads?

>>>/b/724481162

If not, why are there two different active threads?

Also I notice one one 4chan is full of users using namesync so they can tripfag and identify each other but the one here isn't doing that.

What the fucking hell is going on DESU

>>8023553
also I notice the one on 4chan's /b/*

wow that was a derp

>>8023553
>/b/
>not an absolute shithole for at least the past 10 years

Of course they are namefagging underaged B& leddit faggots, what did you expect?

>>8023586
I expect to find the same kind of people on /b/ that I find on /trash/

>>8023607

/trash/ is the sekrit club that newfags don't know about. I actually find /trash/ to be more similar to a shitty, slightly less imaginative and lazier version of /b/ 10 years ago... and what is current /b/?.. edgy ledditers who's knowledge of niggertits is what they read from ED?

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>>8023607
/trash/ is exactly as bad, except we're so autistic that we don't even need namesync to recognize who's who in the thread

>>8023700
Hey you're actually right, it seems comfier here desu

and the only way a newfag gets invited to the secrit club is after they prove how much of a shitter they are and get their thread moved here

or read someone else talk about this place or get linked here

oh well

>>8023553
/b/'s gfur thread is pure aids

Also if you linked them here I hope you die in a car fire.

>>8024271
Okay, that was too harsh. I don't wish that. Maybe like, bad hand cramps for five minutes or something. That's what I hope you get.

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>>8024338
LOL

>>8020545
I like how even when you bitch and whine about him you'd still be willing to rub his feet if he was on a coach with you

>>8025242
couch

>>8025264
>>8025242
>not rubbing his feet on a train ride

>>8025718
go complain to dragonfag about that

>>8025867
I was just making a joke about train coaches.

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More comfy shit

https://youtu.be/tc6ZWa4X_PE

>>8026706
this is exactly how I picture junkiefag and dragonfag in a relationship, someone draw something similar with a Lemur and Dragon

>>8019165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seu7o8Gw99s

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Where are the stories and drawings of Dragon and Junkie?

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>>8027261
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVV4xeWBIxE
The Primitive Technology youtube channel is really comfy and educational. Also the guy who does the videos is hot as fuck.

>>8031453
Oh. Did cuntposter come back?

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>>8032032
I'm pretty sure those are sheaths. I don't like cunts and apologize if I posted any unwittingly.

>>8031214
I meant the pic not the video. But OK. And yes, he is hot
>>8032084
It is strangely drawn, so I understand the confusion. What actually made me suspect was the distinct lack of balls.
So either a cuntboy or a eunuch. But whatever. No harm done.

>>8017848
Why is he wearing a condom?

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>>8032246
Safety and hygiene.

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>>8032108
I want to go camping with him so bad

>>8032776
Why would you fugg someone without knowing if they're clean or not? And if they're not clean why fugg them at all?

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>>8032929
I wouldn't but apparently the character depicted in that piece of artwork would, and such a case a condom is advisable.

>>8017848

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I want to be a househusband and cook food for my man.

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>>8034456
>househusband
Fuck that, I wan't both us to work and for chores to be shared.

I'll end up doing much of the cooking because I'm decent at it and enjoy it.

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>>8034665
But if you're both working then whose going to take care of your adopted children?

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>>8034712
>But if you're both working then whose going to take care of your adopted children?
A) parental leave laws are pretty great here
B) I really can't see myself ever wanting to adopt, unless a family member to me or my hypothetical husband has kids and then goes to jail/dies and we're the only alternative to foster care

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>>8034665
>>8034456

This, DINK lyfe yo. Why wouldn't I want to increase my household income?

Also I'd imagine taking on a housewife role without kids to manage may be a bit boring... like, how would you even occupy all that time? I'd almost think that anyone taking on some sort of gay housewife role would almost need to take on a part time job, or some sort of volunteer position to give themselves something to do, otherwise they'd basically just be a NEET+sex.

I'm asking this as an honest question, not trying to be rude. What would you even do?

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>>8034986
>What would you even do?

Be a stay at home dad.

But without kids I'd work as well
.

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>>8026706
What artist is this? Rick Griffin?

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>>8035127
>>8034986
>>8034665
>not devoting yourself completely you being in perfect shape and keeping the house/vehicles/etc in perfect shape so you don't have to waste money on electricians, plumbers, mechanics, painters, et. al.

You're not a woman, you know, you can actually learn simple tradeskills.

>>8035732
No, I'd rather have a job and do that shit on the side together with my theoretical husband

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>>8035791
>wasting all your free time doing housework instead of doing it all yourself so that when he comes home you are both free to do whatever leisure activity or hobby interests you

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>>8035732
>>8035839
This guy gets it. If you're just sitting on your ass like a suburban stepford wife your doing it wrong. Being a househusband is about taking care of everything else for your husband (and kids) so that when they're done with work/school they can enjoy their free time with you and the rest of their family.

>>8036110
>House husband
Some of us have ambition

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>>8036110
>>8035732

I'd still wonder if there's enough stuff to do. Talking about the sans kids option here.

Unless the house is a fixer-uper, has some unfinished rooms, or you just want to do some renovation... I'm not sure that there'd really be that much shit to do.

Also
>wasting time on a mechanic

Both partners spending all the time they would have had to devote to fixing things like car repairs or whatever, or spending that time working and just paying for the mechanic. Unless one of you are a mechanic (or its just some minor stuff) then it's going to be more efficient to just work and have a professional do it. Comparative advantages and all that fun stuff.

True we aren't talking about (useless) women, but anything more than minor fixes, unless it's a hobby/passion/profession, you're probably better off doing something else.

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>>8036230
>ambition

For what? A bigger bank account and fancy toys?

I'm ambitious for love

>>8036426
>For what? A bigger bank account and fancy toys?
Working an enjoyable job and being good at it is a nice feeling. I like working.

>>8036408
Car repair is extremely simple if you own something from 2004 or earlier and live outside of CA. The manuals are written for retards. It is literally adult LEGOs.

>>8036426
>Ambitious for what
a legacy

>>8036449
You could make the same argument for house/vehicle/yard upkeep. People that want to keep a home and garden spotless are no less ambitious than you.

>>8036511
99% of people's legacies will be a stack of papers or some excel sheets filed away and forgotten. If you work a 9-5 you've already failed at leaving a legacy.

>>8036543
kids are a type of legacy

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>>8036408
>enough stuff to do sans kids

Absolutely. Let's lowball it and say you only need an hour to do any task. You've got exercising, food prep, genrral yardwork, gardening, housekeeping (laundry, dusting, vacuuming, etc), and showering/personal maintenance before your hasubando comes home so you can be fresh for him. That's six hours of standard work every day, and completely leaves out any unexpected work like vehicle/plumbing/electric issues. Being a proper househusband is a properly demanding role.

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>>8036449

Personally I feel that I make more than enough money at my job to be happy, and my career path/prospects just keep going up. I might not *need* that extra money, but yes a larger bank account and some extra toys are nice to have, can't say no to that... but almost more important than the money that comes with the promotions on the horizon, is the promotions themselves. Doing the job three promotions from now will be far more fulfilling than the job I'm doing now... the fact that I'd be making like three times the income then in 10+ years is just a bonus.

This is why the "gender pay gap" exists in the first place. The average man is just a lot more career focused, and find his career to be far more fulfilling than then average woman does.

>>8036490
>something from 2004 or earlier

Never really looked into it, also I drive current vehicles. Honestly, I'm not interested in it as a hobby, so unless it has career benefits then I'm really not that interested in it.

>>8036630
Raising other people's kids doesn't count as a legacy, dingus.

>>8036693
>what is artificial insemination

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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>>8036765
>discussion about careers
>nigger.jpg why-do-people-do-this.txt

I don't have a pic to properly represent the laughing that just occurred.

>>8036752
Not something gay men can do.

>>8036897
>gay men can't give their sperm to a surrogate
they literally can tho. anon I don't know what you're trying to say

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>>8036525
>You could make the same argument for house/vehicle/yard upkeep. People that want to keep a home and garden spotless are no less ambitious than you.
Absolutely, I don't have anything against that or people that enjoy it. But doing that full time is just not me.

(I do admittedly know a decent bit about gardening through professional experience though, and if I had a house I'd work to keep the garden nice)

>>8036687
The gender unexplained pay gap is about 2-8%. The part that can't be explained through the lifestyles and types of jobs men and women that is, a (probably small) further percentage of which could conceivably be due to sexism.

Anyway, I don't really care that much about money. I have no expensive habits. A satisfying job is important though.

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>>8036525
oooh, I'd love to have a garden some day

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>>8037075
I like lush gardens with large trees and not-too-tidly-kept bushes and vines. Stone tiles, follies and hefty benches too.

Boring little rows of gay-ass flowers can suck it.

>>8037038
>raising one person's offspring they had with some woman who still has legal custody and can fuck up your entire lives with a single sheet of paper

Still raising someone else's kid, dingus. Until we get test tube babies, you're fucked. Accept it.

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>>8037244
> you're fucked. Accept it.
I wish ;_;

>>8037244
>someone else's offspring
retard, if it's your fucking jizz then she's giving birth to your fucking kid. do you not know how this works?

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>>8037180
>tfw love rows and bushels of gay flowers
sigh

>>8037278
Did you not read my post? It is only one half of the gay pair's genes. You're not combining DNA and having offspring with another gay man. You're getting some cumdumpster pregnant and combining your DNA with her. Why would you force that bullshit on your partner? You might as well just cuck him and full on fuck her.

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>>8037336
lame

>>8037373
>It's only one half
>he doesn't plan on having two kids one with your sperm and one with your husband's sperm
see, this is what I mean with lack of ambition. You also seem to lack imagination. Sad!

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>>8037426
This looks beautiful but I also want some flowers.
It's good for the bees

>Being such a slave to biology that passing on your defective genetics is more important than actually being a good parent to kids under your care.

Your brain is being cucked by your balls, faggot.

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>>8037444
>splitting your DNA up between two kids still mixed with inferior cumdumpster DNA
>says I have a lack of imagination, when I'm suggesting forced gay DNA mixing and test tube babies
>still doesn't see the inherent problem in having to deal with a cumdumpster for, at the bare minimum, 18 months, likely way fucking more when she, as all women do, go full psycho and tries to take your kids away, demands visitation, and force you to pay child support

You are incredibly naive..

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>>8037483
Be Comfy

>>8037468
We can have fruit-bearing bushes. I'm partial to gooseberry.

If you really want you could have a little begonia fag corner of your own if the garden is big enough I guess

>>8037483
>Raising a kid with my own dna? Ha fuck, I'm just gonna raise another goy's kids instead
Lmao
>>8037574
No. You're just incredibly cynical

>>8037574
Hey, that's the reporter from that awful german film about animals playing football

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>>8037600
Desu, I also want lemon trees

>>8037609
>cynical
>for paying attention to numerous lawsuit cases in which this has happened and the people wanting to be left alone have lost the case

All you have to do is google, nigga. Don't fuck with assisted reproduction unless you want to have your life fucked for 18 years.

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>>8037654
>lemon trees
Way too cold for those where I live, otherwise they're okay

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>>8037444
>imagination

If you want to actually make this close as it can be to having legitimate kids in a gay couple, you'll fuck each other's sisters, and your sisters will have the kids.

That's the closest you'll get to a gay couple having their own kids, as your nephew/niece are basically the same as your own offspring as far as kin selection goes.

However, most people instinctively think that having kids with your partner's sister (and them doing so with yours) is really fucking weird.

You're going to have to wait for human cloning to actually have a gay couple having their own kids, where you can just replace the genetic material in the egg with your own.

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>>8037723
I live in MA
in the summers you can get small lemon trees that grow fast. They do just fine

alright, I don't visit this thread because I'm not gay, but this question doesn't really deserve is own thread.

if science evolved to the point where two men could combine their DNA into a single sperm, would it be gay?

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>>8037574
>>8037688
>creating new life for selfish reasons
>not giving a good supportive home and lots of love to a child in need.

You are a bad person.

>>8037772
The baby? No. Otherwise all straight couple's kids would be straight.

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>>8037762
>MA
Sorry, I have no idea what state that is.

>in the summers you can get small lemon trees that grow fast. They do just fine
Not up here. Apple trees do though.

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>>8037843
Do you live in Europe?
MA is short for Massachusetts

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>>8037794
>how come you won't raise these crack babies? you monster!

This is what happens to your decision making process when you do meth.

You want to raise crack babies? Do it. Show me how much better of a person you are. Wave it in our faces all day. But fuck you for demanding everyone else ruin their lives raising someone else's crack babies.

>>8037794
>Kids in need
They're genetic trash and usually niggers or spics.
No, better to make my own

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>when someone else besides me bullies junkie
hooray! I'm off the hook

>>8037772
>if science evolved to the point where two men could combine their DNA into a single sperm, would it be gay?
No. There are some genes that correlate weakly with later development of homosexuality, so the kid might have a slightly increased chance/risk of turning out gay.

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>>8037794

Literal cuckoo

>>8037865
>>8037871
>posts here
>is gay, a genetic dead-end
>thinks he isn't genetic trash

LOL

>>8037915
>Is gay
I'm bi I just strongly prefer men

>>8037933
>responding

That's the proof that you're genetic trash :^)

>>8037974
>Having a conversation makes you trash
But anon, I'm bored. What else am I to do? I like talking. It could be worse. I could be doing drugs. Like a nigger

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>>8037853
>Do you live in Europe?
Yes. At a latitude equivalent to Alaska.

>MA is short for Massachusetts
Ah.

Wait, I've got it. The perfect song for this thread.

https://youtu.be/vPVeEc3Z1-8

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>>8038385
gross

>>8038401
He says, posting a picture of a dog getting fucked in the ass.

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>>8038471

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>>8038385
I prefer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXhhdNL05sY

>>8038471
>gross
that's hot tho

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>>8038385
>wanting to fuck anything in the ass
that's pretty gay anon t b h

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>>8038907
I can't tell what animal this is but it arouses me

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>>8038949
>feral
please post that stuff elsewhere

>>8038949
I can't stop laughing at the blue thing's face.

>>8038949
That's a Horse :)

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>>8039011
>implying you wouldn't
...lad

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>>8039096
No, I find that quite disgusting. Kindly stop.

>>8039096
Read the OP you nigger.

>>8039121
>>8039150
fine, have it your way. but bestiality is sexy and I highly recommend the experience to everyone in this thread

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>>8039150
That attitude will only make them do it more. Don't you remember the last.. many times?

inb4 feral is the continuation of the series of trannyposting fetishes

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Let's pick a better subject.

What movie would you guys watch with your bf?

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>>8039288
the waterboy

>>8039288
Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

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>>8039288
Devil's Advocate

>>8039288
Freddy Got Fingered.

>>8039321
>Planes, Trains, and Automobiles
I've never heard of it. What's it like?

I'd choose Collateral or In Bruges myself I think.

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>>8039288

I generally like a lot of different movie genres, but what I like most is a movie that can keep you talking, analyzing and debating it long after you leave the theater, therefore any sort of mindfuckery is on top of my list. Bonus points if it includes scientific theories (time travel done well is great for mindfucks) AND/OR supernatural/religion/myths into the mind fuckery. Honourable mention goes to horror movies... but not the "psychopath serial killer" types, I really don't care for those sorts of horror movies at all.

>>8039288
Doctor strange

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>>8039432
> I like most is a movie that can keep you talking, analyzing and debating it long after you leave the theater
I do as well, but I prefer to watch that kind of movie myself. It's relatively rare that other people like them, and I'm myself extremely critical of movies that attempt but fail at being deep. "Stalker" is my favorite deep movie and it's also extremely comfy imho.

>time travel done well is great for mindfucks
I can't think of anything except Primer and Los cronocrímenes.

>Honourable mention goes to horror movies... but not the "psychopath serial killer" types, I really don't care for those sorts of horror movies at all.
I love horror movies. Even the bad ones if they're entertaining enough, usually meaning they're from the 80's or 90's since the more modern bad ones don't tend to have many redeeming features.

>>8039288
Anything where he and I can cuddle and fuck during the movie.

>>8039422
Great feel good road trip comedy starring John Candy and Steve Martin.

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>>8039600
Sounds pretty nice.
>feel good road trip comedy
This description reminded me of "The World's Fastest Indian" which would also be a perfect movie to watch with a bf

>>8039561
If the point is to fuck just put some music instead

>>8039687
There are several points. The first is to spend time cuddling and doing something, which a movie is great for. Then I'd like to suck his dick without him expecting it.

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I like otters.

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>>8039905
good taste

>>8039995
Dick piercing ruins it.

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>>8040056
eh, Tj's just such a fucking hottie, so I'm ok

>>8040108
Gangbang, condoms, and dick piercing ruin it.

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>condoms
>ruin
uh....

>>8040188
Yes. Sex should be between two lovers that know neither has STDs.

>>8030026
Please we need a writer to write about dragon fag and junkie lemur fag

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>>8040258
ok

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>>8040303
I don't want it, junkie doesn't want it. Just let it die. It was a stupid forced meme anyway I could never love a degenerate cuck like him

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>>8040258
There's always going to be a lot of fantasy involved in pornography, even if it strays away from what's probable or even what's realistic, because a lot of people find a lot of different things arousing or exciting.

For instance, anthropomorphic animals.

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>>8039544

I'm usually in like company when I go to movies, so if I want to go on for two hours trying to figure out how actual scientific theories and formula explain what went on in the movie Interstellar, then so is at least one of the people I went to see it with, the only limitation really being just how much time we have to hang out to do such.

>>8039717
>Then I'd like to suck his dick without him expecting it.

But that's rape, Anon

..

.
.
.

:^)

>>8040357
Your resistance only makes this feel so much better
>Be dragonfag
>Travel to commiefornia for whatever stupid reason
>Go for a harmless night out
>Have a few drinks
>Whip out your phone to shitpost in one of our threads because you're an autist who shitposts in porn threads in public
>Chuckle to yourself as you type some snarky insult to junkiefag
>Unbeknownst to you, he's right next to you also being an autist and pushing drugs in public in a porn thread
>You both look up from your phones and lock eyes
>Since you're both severely mentally ill, you both instantly recognize each other by the autistic spark in each other's eyes
>Junkiefag calls you out and makes a quip about your autism
>You blush and look away, dick hardening because you're a bitch and want to be put in your place
>You both trade insults and get even more drunk
>As the night and insults go on you find yourself some how back in junkiefags drug den.
>His hands running up and down your chest, tugging at your clothes
>His lips are at your neck giving it hungry kisses
>You fight it at first but he's treating you sweetly so you're caught off guard
>You eventually settle into it. You do feel for him, on some level you feel obligated after all this time to just give him some company
>You keep referring to it as a favor from one furry to another after all.
>You're naked on his couch
>Junkiefag is hastily taking off his clothes
>That's when he pulls out the meth
>You decide it's time to step in
>You smack the drugs out of his hands and pull his lips to yours
>You're the only intoxicant he's gonna need tonight
>You drag him to the bathroom and flush the drugs
>He's pissed but you've finally decided to embrace your feelings and stroke his cock to calm him
>A cleaning and a living later and you're back on the couch, he's inside you
>Humping away at you needy for the warmth and silky tightness you provide him

>>8041467
Cont
>You're still somewhat by him on you, inside you, using you like this
>On the other hand you can't help but feel a thrill run through you
>He was holding you down now and you just cant find the will to throw him off
>His lips meet yours and you let his tongue slip into your mouth
>You're blushing again you feel dirty and humiliated but you find your legs wrapping around him, urging him on
>It's too much for you, deep inside it makes you feel good that he feels good and you shoot right between your grinding stomachs
>You calm down at that point and relax as junkiefag works his stress out on you for a few more minutes
>You're tired and drunk, things are getting hazy but you find yourself in a bed now with his arms wrapped around you
>You hate him, you love him, you don't know how to feel but it's too late to worry now
>So you just hug his arms to your chest and snuggle back into him as you drift off
>Maybe this wouldn't be so bad after all

>>8041467
>>Whip out your phone to shitpost in one of our threads because you're an autist who shitposts in porn threads in public

I love how autism can handwave plot points so easily.

>>8039179
>I highly recommend the experience to everyone in this thread

What experience exactly? Getting fucked by a stallion?

What experiences with animals do you have?

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>>8042266
Holy fuck please don't ask I don't even want to know.

>>8042285
I actually just meant bestiality in general
>Getting fucked by a horse
No, they're too big. Only a mini stallion. Or you could fuck the horse's ass. And suck its cock. It's a wonderful experience.
Actually, I recommend getting high, putting on a fursuit head and going to town on some horse or dog ass. Talk about 'one with nature'

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>>8042830
Worst bait I've seen this year. Consider never posting again.

>>8020243
>support
>topping
There is somethung very wrong here.

t. Dazzle main in Dota and Medic main in tf2

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>all this talk about kids
>tfw you will never experience moments like this with your own kid

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1488854636739.webm

>>8039288
The Dead Poets Society
or Good Will Hunting

>>8039300
>tfw Morphling will never be real
Worst timeline t b h

>>8041467
>>8041595
10/10 make more silly ships with various namefags

>>8043296
GWH is a great movie
>I don't care if you putt in the rough

>>8042872
That wasn't bait. I am actually truly a gigantic degenerate and I wouldn't recommend what I do on any type of regular basis. Just try it like once. Just to say that you did

>>8043101

That's what nephews and nieces are for.

All of the benefits of having kids, none of the downsides.

Genetically they are pretty much exactly what you would have created anyways. Kin selection says go for it.

>>8044758
But that assumes that you have siblings and that they have kids.

>>8045169

Which is generally a safe assumption.

If your sibling is not having kids for financial reasons, you can help out a bit.

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>tfw when no bf

Lonely fag back again with more music. https://youtu.be/PiNdcBg3xC8

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>>8045370
>not yodeling

Shit taste d e s u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI

I don't save birdfag pics, so pic unrelated.

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>>8045370
VIRGINIA

HANGING OUT WITH LITTLE BOYS IN SPANDEX I SEE

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>>8045453
>gorrilaz is shit
>anything not yodeling is shit

You're the one with the strange taste here friendo.

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>>8045453
>>8045489
You're both wrong THIS is real music
https://youtu.be/GqTrc94reQ0

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>>8045370
Marriedfag here. Or Bigglesfag. Don't know why we're outing ourselves, but I will also post songs that I find relaxing.

https://youtu.be/RH4cnqVEV4A

https://youtu.be/Bz1508RBx2w

https://youtu.be/s8gm5SlI6nY

https://youtu.be/FvZ3DBI1tO8

https://youtu.be/VdQY7BusJNU

https://youtu.be/2zkjQVh5KmQ

https://youtu.be/GPnWdR6Q_g0

https://youtu.be/EYh-dCFb4Sg

https://youtu.be/_dKpeTEBYIA

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>>8039288
Kinda related movie chat: Just watched Moonlight. It was surprisingly good. I thought it would just be shitty Oscar bait.

As a (not black) ethnic minority gay criminal with a shit childhood it was pretty feels-worthy.

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Squirrel butt

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>>8046364
watch Detachment (2011)

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>>8045755
Haha you're so fucking sappy I love it

>>8046364
Go be gay with the dragon. I need inspiration for another greentext. Also, what type of ethnic minority? Spic? Asiatic? Middle Eastern?

>>8045600
>Paws
>Guns
>Glasses
Nice

Why are women so awful

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>>8051070
What happened anon?

>>8051097
Nothing to me but my friend has this new girlfriend and she treats him like a dog but he's infatuated. It's just so... awful to watch. Like someone jumping into a snake pit, you want to pull them out but they keep jumping back in

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>>8051186
I hope he gets out of it quickly. People who are abusive and manipulative against their partners have a tendency to make them dependent on them.

You really need to tread carefully whenever you try to make him see what she's doing though.

>>8051228
My current strategy is just to hang out with him more and hope he figures out on his own that he's happier when she's not around.
I just really wish he had the confidence to go out and find a nice girl instead of this emotionally abusive whore

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>>8051543
How did she manage to make him attracted to her anyway? Huge tits and faked sweetness or something more devious?

>>8051559
I have no inclination towards women, so I have LITERALLY no idea. Because I knew she was trouble as soon as I saw her. I have absolutely no clue how he got himself roped into this

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>>8051569
>I have no inclination towards women, so I have LITERALLY no idea
Neither do I, but I'm pretty good at understanding people and their actions. Not at using that understanding to benefit myself though.

>Because I knew she was trouble as soon as I saw her. I have absolutely no clue how he got himself roped into this
Just to make sure: Do you fancy him yourself? I don't doubt that there's something amiss, but jealousy can cloud one's judgement.

>>8051569
Although. I guess she's conventionally attractive, she takes care of herself. But her personality is just.... How should I describe it.
She gives a lot of backhanded compliments. Like it sounds like she's saying something nice but if you actually listen it's an insult