ERP Thread "What did they put in that pie?"

>>8003460
Apples?

>>8003460
>3DPD
Shit OP m8

>>8003419
http://vocaroo.com/i/s011tfqDinUm

>>8003453
Because of not being circumcised.

>>8003459
That's not true.

>>8003458
People have not reacted well to it in sexual situations.

>>8003484
That's kind of you to say.

>>8003501
But I want to know what they put in that pie.

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>>8003460
I know what's in that pie...

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>>8003513
Don't man.

>>8003513
If they have a problem with you being circumcised, that's like them having a problem with your race or anything else that's part of who you are. Don't change your body to cater to prudes, just choose better people to have sex with.

>>8003513
Good goy.

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>>8003513
>mutilating your own body just to be accepted

>>8003563
(Forgot my...post. That's a first.)
>>8003389
>She doesn't seem like she'll last long either, if the desperate clenching of her insides says anything. The screaming of her nerves as he pulls out is only quelled by the quick relief of him coming right back in. Stuffed to the brim with his man meat, she can only allow herself to be yanked up and down upon him, her legs shaking too hard to be reliable. Their head bobbles back and forth uselessly as they're rocked around, filled with a bubbling sensation that keeps her feeling lighter than air.
G-gonn-nuh, oh, oooh-
>The climax is coming soon, and Chara's SOUL looks on the verge of a heart attack.

>>8003547
Why was that child circumcised outside of a hospital setting in the first place? What the fuck is wrong with people, are they doing this shit at home?

>>8003540
Cute.

>>8003556
That's probably true. It'd just be nice to have someone like it, instead of the usual reaction.

>>8003577
Get out of here Captain Quattro. I know you're a Char.

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>>8003460
Nth for cock milking big butts.

>>8003513
Get yourself a decent slut, not some superficial bitch that doesn't even enjoy cocks.
Uncut is wonderful and fun and nothing is better than watching a guy moan as you slide your tongue over his incredibly sensitive glans.

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>>8003403

Bwahaha~! What a weakling! Humans are always so fragile!
>Said the one who was beaten by a child.
Now… Let’s see, shall we?
>The fish announced with a chuckle as her hands soon reached for Chara’s shorts, quickly undoing the button and then pulling the zipper before taking that troublesome piece of cloth off, the fish girl was out for blood… Or at least Chara’s boyhood. Her hand wrapped her fingers around his juvenile shaft. Up and down. Slow and steady, Undyne’s grasp was tender and yet firm. After all, she was well aware how sensitive humans were down there.
>Her free hand reached for her black tank-top and soon enough it was ripped from her fit form!
Ngah! Better! Much better!

>>8003513
Make your decision rationally. Take the cultural programming out of it. If you'd had these experiences because these partners didn't like you not having a Prince Albert piercing in your dick, would you get that piercing in the hopes that future partners would respond better?

The piercing is no different, it's a personal preference and a body modification that adults are free to get for themselves.

>>8003595
What's a baby going to do? Sue you?

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>>8003610
I should stop being a butt and finish this folder already

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>trusting people with scissors around your child's dong

>>8003612
Yes

>>8003620
>cultural programming

Go back to /pol/

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Dunno what's going on but
Uncut > Cut, but both are acceptable

>>8003595
it's issues emerging after treatment I imagine, like it tears when the baby pees.

>>8003611
>the usual reaction
What is the usual reaction?

The range of acceptable reactions go from "Awesome! Foreskin" to "Oh, this is unexpected, can we talk about this before we proceed cause I don't have experience with intact penises?"
Just what did they say/do?

Reminder that dicks are like diamonds.

Redpill me on the pros and cons of all the male avas

>>8003635
What's the worst he can do, cut it off? :^)

>>8003615
>Uncut is wonderful and fun and nothing is better than watching a guy moan as you slide your tongue over his incredibly sensitive glans.

...tell me more

Chopping off your foreskin means you'll be cutting off nerves to your penis, meaning less pleasure.

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>>8003666
>666
I'm female I swear please leave me alone satan

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>>8003525
>he continues to grin down at her, chuckling a little at her intrigue. Her cute hand still clung to his finger
Oh no, me not like that! Well....me not EAT little girls, like you! Far too cute to be eaten!

>>8003615
Jakuri

>>8003525 (Star)
On vacation, uh?
>That alone gave him an idea! Instead of going to her regular bedroom, he suggested another location! Secluded, sure, but also even more pleasant than a room!
How about we go to the beach? Some virgin island with you, me and the sea? It would be romantic and fantastic, don’t you think?
>Of course, he was expecting her to take them by plane or boat, since he had the idea that Princesses were rich! Yet, he was blissfully unaware of her magical powers… For the time being.

>>8003615
I'm not sure that's possible, but the sentiment is nice. Thank you.

>>8003620
That makes some sense. It is fun to have in itself.

>>8003647
I asked if I should get cut.

>>8003652
Much more negative than that. Those are obviously reasonable responses and reactions.

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>>8003617
(I'm apparently being pulled away to dinner I'm fucking furious it was sprung on me literally ten seconds ago, can we save this and resume tomorrow)
(Really good so far, by the way)

>>8003645
How sheltered are you? Cultural programming is just the things your culture convinces you are normal. You wipe your but with paper instead of washing it properly in a bidet, and you think that's just fine. That's cultural programming. It's not a /pol/ term. I think it's from sociology.

>>8003634
Finish it

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>>8003666
>tfw you're a girl ava so Satan isn't interested in you

>>8003683
>pokes goo bulge

>>8003612
>tfw girl with a fat butt to milk your cock

Are we REALLY doing cut vs uncut today? Next you'll be telling me you like pepsi more than coke.

>>8003695
Much more negative? Just what happened? Tell us.

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>>8003708
I'm too lazy!

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>>8003721
They're both shit. Fanta is better.

>>8003695
If you even thought cutting a bit of your dick off was fine for even a second you're 100% golem and no words will convince you.

>>8003717
One is a useful thing produced by nature and the other is carved up by humans for profit?

Is it weird that my parents were catholic when i was born and I was circumcised?

>>8003723
Think jokes, complete unwillingness, loss of relationships. I'd rather not relive it.

>>8003741
Oh, okay.

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>>8003714
W-What do you want?
(Kinda tired so I hope you're alright with somewhat lazy replies, if you wanna do anything.)

>>8003736
>motivates you to finish your folder so I can put my dick in crazy

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>>8003405
>Her eyes roll back, sticking her tongue out with a wide smile on her face. When the anon's cock hit deep inside her, kissing the entrance of her womb, she twirls her tongue, drooling from the edges of her mouth with a goofy smile, totally lost in the pleasure. Wrapping her legs around his back she tries to keep him right there, deep inside of her cunt and his balls resting on her groin but the anon pulls back which this is why Galko freaked out.
Wait, no no no, don't pull it out! I'm about to cum. Please no, please no, impregnate me!.
>She says before the anon pushes himself back in with a powerful thrusts and following the same movements this time, kissing her cervix each time. Galko was in heaven, moaning like a cow, like a slut who got his special treat.
Just like I wanted, I just like I wanted. Thank you, thankyou!

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>>8003721
>Not liking Pepsi just slightly more than coke

Also, more lolis.

>>8003721
All cola sucks. The only good sodas are lemon-lime sodas and whatever the fuck flavor Mountain Dew is.

>>8003634
Why do I think this is the kind of woman to sneak into my house and start sniffing my dirty laundry?

>>8003768
Mountain Dew is high fructose corn syrup flavor. It's disgusting.

>>8003780
It's better than cola.

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>>8003768
This plus orange soda

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>>8003695
Well, I'll definitely tell you don't do it but it's your dick, my man. Don't do it unless you're 100% certain you want to go through with it.

>>8003695
Get better taste in women or failing that talk to basically any gay guy about their preference.
Most girls are pretty dumb but a gay guy is gonna know his way around dick for sure.
Oh but make sure you actually wash properly!

>>8003689
Hi?

>>8003783
It's really not. Unless you're talking about Baja blast.

>>8003743
No, unfortunately it was common in America.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng

>>8003757
Does this goo have a big gooey butt?

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Canada Dry > *

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>>8003760
>doesnt
>>8003777
Because that is EXACTLY what she does/would do!

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Where all da furries at

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Dr. Pepper > Coke and Pepsi

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>>8003580
>The wet clapping of flesh grinding against flesh fills the air around them as Owain vigorously fucks Chara's insides into submission. His arms wrap around her body as he furiously pumps into her mound, his cock twitching with each delve into her insides. Owain nibbles on Chara's neck as he feels his orgasm build, his tongue sliding over the bite marks he makes with each nibble. Owain suddenly drags his member out of Chara's bog of desire, ropes of everything from chocolate to sweat connecting the two lovers. Slamming forward he plows against her cervix with his cock tip, his entire body tensing as his balls pull tight to his body. Owain's cock tip swells and erupts, hot creamy seed splattering inside of Chara's tiny womb. It only takes a few spurts before it is entirely filled, the bulge within Chara's depths swelling in size as she is pumped full of the man's essence. Owain's jelly-like jizz clings to her wall before spilling outwards, adding to the already sizable amount of fluids that has soaked the tarp the two are sitting on. As his orgasm ends his cock softens, slipping out of Chara's cum stuffed depths with a deluge of semen following in its wake. Pulling Chara to his chest in a hug he gently strokes the back of her head, his smile audible in his words.
I hope you enjoyed the picnic...Chara.

>>8003743
Most doctors are jewish and they shill circumcision hard.

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>>8003603
(That's alright anon, you're just the type who is their own worst critic. Your work makes others happy, and that in and of itself is something you can take pride in. It can be difficult to derive value only from results, but that doesn't mean you don't have what it takes. On the contrary, I think that self-critical attitude is a good thing, so long as you use it to drive yourself to always improve.)

>>8003795
>Living in a place that doesn't sell Vernors

Wowza

>>8003786
I don't know I thought I'd ask here. You're all lewd degenerates, but in the right way and I like it.

>>8003787
I do wash it. What kind of mongoloid doesn't wash himself?

>>8003757
I saw you say you were tired, I was just messing with you since you popped up

>>8003791
>Baja Blast
My nigger
>>8003795
Heck off Hotaru.

>>8003756
>complete unwillingness
You dodged a bullet by not having sex with such a person.
>loss of relationships
Nothing of value was lost.

>>8003795
Hotaru, once again you proved yourself to be my melanin enriched brother.

>>8003802
this is the truth

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>>8003794
Well what else would I have?

>>8003816
Yeah, still not feeling it that much, maybe I can just hang out in HG today

>>8003802
The truth.

>>8003795
Candy slut!

>>8003796
>tries again, but with more cheering

>>8003764
>Her moaning and begging is turning him on almost as much as the tight how walls of her insides are, let alone the crazy face shes making. He's more than happy to give her everything she wants, starting out slow but quickly realizing theres likely no need, as the girl below him is apparently more than eager to take it. So he obliges, his rock hard shaft plunging in and out with greater speed and greater power, letting lewd clapping sounds fill the air each time his hips come down on top of hers. He can feel his orgasm building each time his meat rod digs into her tight but accepting entrance, slowly building up to fill her to the brim just like she wants.

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Tea > any other drink in existence

>>8003815
Well yeah.
Stupid people always say that uncut guys get dick cheese but honestly I've never encountered it.

which is a shame because I'd actually kind of like to try a dirty dick for once.

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Cola > Soda > Soft Drink > Pop

>>8003838
Here comes one of Owain's concubines.

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>>8003795
You MONSTER.

FUCK OFF WITH YOUR FLAVORED DRINKS. WATER>EVERYTHING

>>8003838
What about cum?

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Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.

>>8003838
Go away ESL idiot.

>>8003832
I wanna kiss your big butt!

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>Sits alone in the corner drinking Sprite.
Don't worry...At least you're my favorite.

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>>8003835
>Her need for sleep is stronger

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>>8003802
Uncut>Cut
Coke>Pepsi
Sword with a gun > Gun with a sword

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(Oh gosh I've been waiting in the other thread this whole time who makes a new thread when we are on page 8?)
>>8003685
Aww. That's good! I don't want to be eaten anyway
>Star grins right back up at the monstrous creature, totally falling more and more in love with it, her hips twisting left and right
But waddaya mean,you don't "EAT"..what do you do to little girls, Mr Orc Person?
>Stars eyes narrow slightly.

>>8003693
>Star smiles pleasantly, imagining the scene. Somehow the energetic Princess still hasn't put two and two together as to where this is going.
Virgin. Island. Huh?
>She says the words slowly, wrapping her lips around them. Something about them seems important for some reason..
Sure! Let's do it!
>All of a sudden Star grabs anon by the cuff, brandishes her scissors and cuts another hole right through the fabric of space-time. Before he can even react, he's tugged right through and falling headfirst with Star into a sandy beach at sunset, on an alien world that looks at least something like earth.

>>8003832
If yesterday was going alright I'd be happy to hit you up next time you're in the mood

>>8003853
You're cute. Wanna bounce on my dick?

>>8003868
I'm a newfag in these threads and all I know about you is that most of the thread seems to hate you.
But you have A+ taste in soda.

>>8003870
Sleep then and finish tomorrow.

>>8003802
Get out of town faggot.

>>8003819
It still stings quite a bit.

>>8003840
I blame doujin.

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>>8003881
I got a half hour, which isn't much time for a session. Any chance you're into JOI/JOE?

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>>8003815
Yeah, you can slide your tongue in between a guy's foreskin and his cock's head while you just get a plain dick with nothing extra with cut. Uncut usually looks better but this is all just opinion-based so is whatever.

>>8003886
>and all I know about you is that most of the thread seems to hate you.

It's because he's an obnoxious tryhard who humblebrags a lot. For the most part, a lot of the hate is from anons who just want to shitpost or people from the Discord who hate the fact that he treats the server like his own harem. He's not complete cancer like other male avas.

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>>8003845
You're right though

But the true objective tier list is

Dr. Pepper > Water > Mtn Dew (Voltage) > Coke > Pepsi > Booze > normal Mtn Dew > Piss >>>>>>>>> powergap >>>>> MRE coffee that gives me a fucking ass headache

>>8003878
You the anon from yesterday then? Yeah, just postpone that till tomorrow I guess.

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>>8003864
I will go straight to your dick.

>>8003846
[Insert meme here]

>>8003859
I thought that was obvious, cum is obviously the best substance to drink! That's the unspeakable truth.

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>>8003893
But I'm lazy tomorrow too

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>>8003886
(Thanks anon. Hope you enjoy your stay here.)

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>He shitposts people that contribute to the threads

>>8003926
I know >>8003864

I don't understand.

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>>8003877
(Me do that a lot!)
>he dug a hand into his loincloth to scratch, tilting his head to the side as he beamed wider, letting out a soft bark of laughter
Me...well, that depends. Sometimes me just talk to them but..if they cute and squishy enough..
>hoping the girl would get the idea, the beast arches his back and flexed his shoulder muscles, still grinning at her

>>8003900
True story, someone behind me in line made fun of me for using a credit card at the grocery store. I'm sure they had their reasons for thinking cash was better, but I'm not going to change my behavior for them. I don't personally agree with them, and their judgmental perspective came off as really shitty. If anything I resent people who use cash now. Credit cards are faster.

>>8003921
Then you won't be getting my dick any time soon.

>>8003811
I don't even know am I making people happy; I haven't gotten any responses to my card in days, so that might be the answer. I feel like my text length/quality varies too much. Sometimes I can barely muster two lines out of myself, and sometimes the text is "Owain when he's trying to show off how much he can write"-tier, except it doesn't even come close to how much Owain writes (a.k.a still short, but looks stretched out).

>>8003912
Whenever I see your eye close-ups I thin you're going to RP Tracy Cage.

>>8003926
>they contribute to the threads but are a cancer everywhere else

or

>they contribute to nowhere and are complete cancer

>>8003905
Never tried it before.

>>8003877
Uh?
>Unsure of what she was thinking, the bespectacled male raised an eyebrow and soon enough he was pulled into a tear she opened with the aid of those scissors. His eyes went wide and before he knew it, he found himself in another world!
>His look was one of shock and disbelief, not quite sure if what he was looking at was real. Swallowing some spit, the man glanced at his surroundings before looking back at Star.
What in the… How did you… A-Alright, I guess this will do.
>Hugging his arms and looking at his surroundings, the man shook his head.
This… This place looks nice. The colors are a bit off but… This looks nice!

>>8003809
Back to /pol/ It's cleaner and has health benefits.

>>8003913
Are you thirsty for it?

>>8003908
I'm glad to know someone thinks they look better. I don't know everyone seems conditioned to hate them. I'm sorry for whining and shitting up this thread.

>>8003936
That really doesn't bother me either way but it seems just as petty. I think I understand.

>>8003913
show butt

>>8003905
>JOI

I want DMG to force me to jerk off to her huge, oversized ass while shes wearing plane clothes or jeans

>>8003946
Jiro we already know you're insecure about Owain you blogged about in HG

>>8003802
Now I'm not one for picking sides and fueling the cola wars, but Dr. Pepper and Vernors are pretty fucking delicious f.am

>>8003957
Where are you meeting women that you're getting such close-minded ones that have a problem with foreskin?

I think the change you need to make isn't surgical, it's social.

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>>8003949
>actually caring about what avas do outside of the threads

>None of the porn of a character matches how you want to play them
Just fuck my shit up s enpai

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>>8003857
>tfw been living on normal or flavored water every day for weeks now on work
I HATE IT

>>8003926
Posts like yours are just as bad as his shitposting.
Morriganfag has proven they can handle themselves in the threads on multiple occasions. They don't need you whiteknighting them. If you really want to impress them, go play with their avatar.

>>8003969
>implying I'm Jiro when I write less than him

>>8003934
A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS http://vocaroo.com/i/s1f4lIh7xSwY

>>8003975
Local college, mostly.

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>>8003937
W-Wait, let me reconsider

>>8003991
Small town in "real America?"

>>8004000
Florida.

>>8003994
this triggers uncutfags

>>8003988
Good. Nobody wants to be Jiro, anon. Because...

>friendzoned by Ragyo
>betrayed by Alpha
>nearly mindbroken by Tsuyu
>cucked by Fronk/Mecha/Lore out of Jinx
>a mod in a shitty server filled with attention whores and shitposters
>a favorite target for shitposting for playing nothing but heterosexual male avas
>a new Sonico that is guaranteed to not want to do anything with Nibbles or him in general for obvious reasons
>left the Discord because he couldn't cut it in the rat race
>cucked by Owain out of Shy Gal and probably a lot of other waifus
>found out that Ragyo had a secret Discord and has been avoiding him
>cucked out of Jinx by Mettaton
>cucked by Ainz, Mecha, and DMG out of Ragyo
>heartbroken by Ragyo's Steam request
>cucked out of Juliet by Mettaton
>Ragyo has said there's nothing between her and Jiro
>Owain comes along and fucks his ex-waifu
>got falseflagged and shitposted about on /v/
>accidentally hurt EGG's feelings and bitchquit all the ERP Discords over it
>nearly lost his "mother" when she tried to kill herself
>despite tryharding got out typefucked by Goten and Trunks with Mercy saying she loved them and said nothing to Jiro about his session
>got BTFO by Kirino
>retired from ERP to get cucked one last time
>got cucked out of Jinx and EGG when Tank returned
>Then cucked out of his art dreams by Tank while EGG hangs onto him.
>stolen the chance of recovering by Suki and Magnum Dongs
>found out Jinx was a major falseflagger through Spider
>only has his mother and her abusive boyfriend left
>got cucked out of Jinx by Reinhardt over his gameplay skills
>got cucked out of his self-insert's waifu
>got dropped by Corrin and was forced to watch her get deflowered by Rance

BEING JIRO IS SUFFERING

>>8003998
You better or you're getting no dick to suck.

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>>8003948
>Google that
>It's blue Pinkamena with a Nick Cage cutie mark
This can't be real

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>>8003950
It's just me telling you to jerk off. So take that cock out and stroke it nice and slow for me, make sure it's perfectly stuff before you speed up, focus on the head as you pump your shaft and don't you dare stop staring at my fat tits!~

>>8003965
Oh darn, too bad I don't have any jeans (pics). But did you see that one milf last thread? I wish I had nice fitting jeans like that that cupped my wide hips, giving little to think about as my plump butt bounces about <3

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>>8003900
A big thing is making it presentable, if you suspect someone is going to be disgusted by it all you have to do is roll your foreskin back and they practically can't tell the difference.

>>8003953
>I'm too retarded to wash behind my ears the post.
What fucking health benefits, a totally refuted study from fucking africa saying it reduces HIV infections?
What about the studies linking pain in infancy to mood and attention disorders later in life?
What about the hormonal overload of cortisol children undergoing circumcision go through?

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>>8003957
Dunno, unwarranted hate/fear of the literally natural shit that is foreskin, people are stupid. As long as you don't purposely shitpost/try to make threads worse, I don't see any issue with just posting shit like this, especially since it is kind of related to what we do and people here would be open about how they feel about such a thing.

>>8004013
>Nic Cage cutie mark
This reminds me of the time I was about to jack off to punk girl porn but when the girl in the video took off her pants and she had a massive tattoo of Christopher Walken on her thigh and my boner died immediately.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63N6Z_NDM-E
/erp/'s theme song

>>8004016
I dont mind, anything really. Your ass is just divine, its so fat and big and bouncy, the number of things I want to do to it..

>>8004004
It sounds to me, and maybe I'm wrong, but it sounds like you've been getting a bunch of inexperienced girls who got abstinence only education and think being on top once makes them "wild." Do you have the chops to transfer to a real university where you'll meet smarter more diverse people?

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>>8004010
I-I will! I-I will!!

>>8004047
Good, slut.

>>8004025
That doesn't seem to make a difference. I have tried it.

>>8004027
I guess not. I think it's silly too, but it's just sort of the way things are here.

>>8004043
Unfortunately no. I'm sorry.

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>>8004034
How many things you wanna do to it? List them off as you gaze at my perfectly round rear and you pump your cock, go faster after every mention of my fat cheeks, or how they bounce about when you slam into them~

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>>8003934
>Star's grin becomes totally scrambled. She squirms a little and hugs the wand she is clutching behind her butt a little tighter. She doesn't QUITE get what he means, but something in his tone and his body language gives her a hint what the hitherto-adorable orc might be getting at
Oh..um..s-squishy? I dunno about Squishy, Mr Orc. W-what ever do you mean
>Her grin is nervous now, she scratches her rear with her hidden and and looks away.

>>8003952
>Star scrambles back up off the floor and dusts some of the sand from her dress, offering just as many pantyshots to her bespeckled companion as before. She stares up at the pinkish purple sky and frowns.
Uh...yeah..near enough right?
>She smiles brightly, silhouetted by the faintly glowing green sea that looks like it is made out of mountain dew and might possibly be
I kinda forgot my swimsuit, duh! Buuut..this is super secluded what you wanted right Mr? What next?

>>8004016
Oh, well I can do that.

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>Ctrl + F "cum >"
>0 results

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>>8003836
Yes, yes!
>Her legs finally wrap up tightly on his waist, helping to his already powerful thrusts. Every pump, every motion inside of her pussy sends a wave of pleasure through her whole body, Galko is enjoying it more than she should. She wants him to cum as deep as he can, to fill her womb completely, to impregnate her with his seed. Her plump body and buttocks wobble between each smack, her pussy coating his lengthy cock pretty easily with her love juices who are already overflowing from the corner of her pussy.
P-please, please! Cum inside me. Fill me completely!
>She cries out, knowing that the anon is getting closer and closer to his orgasm as his hips move faster and harder.

>>8004029
Speaking of which, are there any punk girl avas in these threads aside from League Jinx?

>>8004086
>moriggan comes around
>I just got done shooting cum all over the place, way to drained to do anything
WAKE ME UP

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>>8004004
Date off campus.
Not only will you avoid facing a potential Title IX case that you'll have no chance of defending yourself you'll avoid the kind of girls that go to college.
Also ask an experienced gay guy about foreskin if you want a perspective that matters, not some vapid college girl.

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>>8004086
(i got you champ)
>>8003913

>>8004062
Here's a question, do you tell the girls in advance? Or do you surprise them?

>>8004080
That's an arousing picture.

>>8004086
DIS PAIR

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>>8004086
At least Morrigan said that cum beat all, so you aren't the only super slut

>>8004086
If Junko's the one telling me to do it I'll do pretty much whatever she wants with cum.

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>>8003954
I'm always thirsty for cock, cum and a good fuck. But right now I'm playing For Honor, though I wouldn't mind sucking your cock while I play.

>>8003962
Butt for the butt god

>>8004110
>owain pimping out his harem

>>8004104
Gays here don't really advertise it. That's harder than it sounds. You're probably right about the rest.

>>8004115
Of course I tell them in advance. That's only polite to do all things considered.

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>>8004062
Good luck with your problems with idiots not liking best dick.

>>8004080
Well, since we’re the only ones in this beach, and possibly the planet, we won’t be needing swimming suits or anything! Skinny-dipping will do!
>The man said as he began to take off his clothes! First his brown jacket followed by his black undershirt, dropping them on the sand below them. Next, he took his jeans off followed by his shoes and underwear. After a couple of minutes, he was completely bare before the Princess… With the exception of his glasses, that’s it.
Well…
>A hint of crimson appeared on his cheeks as he pushed his glasses up his nose.
I do believe it’s your turn, Princess.

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Everyone knows cake is better than pie.

Also, theres a bomb in the lasagna.

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>>8004083
Good! Jerk that fat cock, pump it as hard as you can and let your precum flow, use it as extra lube so you can stroke faster!

>>8004149
>Euthanizes.

>Morrigan shows up and Boco follows
...Please understand

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>>8004141
Go install grindr, pick a random gay guy and say you're straight and just you're insecure about your penis
Gays jump at the chance to turn hets so he'll ask to see it, send dick pic, see what he says.

>>8004133
>Sex while playing vidya
Hnng, I don't know why, but that sounds hot as fuck.

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>>8004169
>thanks

>>8003803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xhdCO16Em5

I apologise for the potential mispronunciation of Chara and the unprofessional giggling that can be heard at certain parts.

>>8004141
You have weird people in your life. If I told someone in advance, I could understand "Oh, that's a bit weird for me, sorry, let's not have sex." And I could understand "Oh, cool, I have no problem with that, let's have sex." But what I cannot for the life of me understand, is "Oh, I'm sure that's fine, let's have sex...EWWWW, I hate your cock and you should feel bad. I how you get surgery to be what I want you to be." WTF? If you weren't ready for this why did you say you were?

>>8004025
Nice links to these studies and refutations you're pushing.
Local anesthesia is used in modern neonate circumcision, completely negating the trauma previously associated with the routine surgical procedure.

Male circumcision has been shown reduce the incidence of HSV-2 and HPV.
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMoa0802556#t=abstract

People with actual medical degrees also endorse the procedure.
http://www.jwatch.org/na34595/2014/05/13/circumcision-rates-risks-and-benefits

The HIV prevention strategy in Africa failed because it was not behavior-based. Circumcision doesn't deter rape.
"Although circumcision has increasing support from researchers, donors, and politicians, its status as a non–behavior-based intervention may ultimately be its biggest obstacle. Neil Martinson, deputy director of the Perinatal HIV Research Institute at the University of the Witwatersrand in South Africa, summarizes this concern: “People are used to policies that target behaviors, but circumcision is a surgical intervention — it's cold, hard steel — and that doesn't always go down well.” Ultimately, as programs move forward, the scale-up of circumcision will require strong political backing, adequate funding, and leaders to champion the cause to ensure that it is a safe, low-cost option available throughout Africa."
http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMp0805791#t=article

Don't spread misinformation.

>>8004178
Actually, it was the other way around last night.

Explain that.

>>8004159
Fuck off.

>>8004141
On that point, post a pic already. If your dick is ugly I'll tell you.

>>8004221
kys

>>8004094
>The legs around his hips pulling him even tighter and closer to her, as well as her begging to be filled up, is all the encouragement he needs to finish. His hips give a few more powerful thrusts, before settling down to pump quickly in and out of the last few inches of her, using frenzied quick rapid pumping as he feels every muscle in her body grip and tense and milk him. His face buries itself in her chest as he finally reaches climax, his cock filling up every single last inch of her as he stops moving to make sure all of his cum gets inside her. He lets out a loud moan of his own as his balls tense, shooting rope after rope of sticky hot seed straight into her waiting womb, filling her up to the brim and leaking out.

>>8004221
>>8004159
Things just got interesting

>>8004160
Yes ma'am!

>>8004236
If by that you mean cancerous, yes.

>>8004025
Who said anything about HIV? It's just cleaner and stops people from getting bad junk shit down there.

>>8004149
Thank you, and thank you for saying you like them uncut. That's not something I hear often.

>>8004181
>3d women are not important

I'm starting to think that more and more, which is really scary.

>>8004204
Yeah. I really don't know what to say about it either.

>>8004225
Too shy.

>>8004237
>>8004160
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0buNnZLHNcA

>>8004248
You roll back the foreskin and just wash it.
Jesus.

Do uncut people just not wash their penises or something?

>>8004080
>Images have actual filenames
>/co/ trash
>Bland writing
Is Paul finally giving into his loli fetish?

>>8004217

Aw, I love you too man.

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>>8004182
I can sit on your lap and tease your raging erection or you can simply put your cock in my mouth while I lay down flat on my chest playing For Honor.

>>8004277
Stop projecting.

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>>8004182
It is, I ERPed a few times while playing vidya, as well as did a session yesterday where I blew an anon off as he played vidya.
And lost because of me.
>>8004110
>>8004125
Much better then.
>>8004118
I'm having a deja vu.
>>8004131
You should be careful with saying that around Junko.

>>8003926
>Wants to roleplay as Roy

Just to cu ck Owain.

>>8004284
Enough with the fucking shitposting.

>>8004293
Can I hump your leg while you play For Honor...?

>>8004086
What's your favorite place to be cummed on?

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Four score and sixty five years in the past... We didn't have all these fizzy drinks you youngsters have today!
We had liquor and coffee! Hmph!

>>8004299
Junko was the first character who made me realize that villains are always the hottest so I'd be pretty willing to do whatever she wanted.

>>8004293
The former sounds pretty great, actually.

>>8004209
You're spreading misinformation. I don't mean to sound insulting, but you seem to lack a basic understanding of science. it is impossible to do an ethical and accurate study of circumcision and HIV transmission, because that would involve knowing having HIV positive and negative people have unprotected sex with each other en masse. That horribly unethical, so no one has done that.

What you're citing here aren't reliable clinical studies, it's statistical data with small sample size, an insane amount of unaccounted for variables, and the dreaded "self reporting." It's barely correlation, and certainly not causation.

Let's say though, for the sake of argument, that circumcision does decrease the spread of HIV a little bit. You know what reduces it even more? Condoms. You know what reduces it even more? Cutting off the whole penis.

So even if you believe an unscientific study, the fact is, cosmetic surgery on babies is nonconsensual. You shouldn't be allowed to cut off parts of baby penises for the exact same reason you shouldn't be allowed to give babies face tattoos - babies can't consent.

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>>8004237
Don't stop honey, I'm sure you're getting close, keep stroking and pumping that fat cock. all the way to the base and back to the head, again and again! Go ahead and cum!

>>8004232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Eb4lbKRJqP

>>8004293
Can I fuck you from behind as you play?

>>8004299
>Junko will never use a cock ring to keep you from cumming as she rides you for hours, never giving you any satisfaction until she decides you've earned it

>>8004340
Burial at Sea Elizabeth >>> Main game Elizabeth

>>8004086
>Junko is very similar to Morrigan.
I'm starting to think that maybe Junko is Morrigan and she's playing with us for the ultimate despair

>>8004340
And water, although that stuff could make you pee fire back in the day.

>>8004360
>>8004209
ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HAVING THIS FUCKING ARGUMENT IN AN ERP THREAD ON 4CHAN

>>8004383
Nope.

>>8004377

I wanna see them make out with each other.

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>>8004155
>Star grins and hops on the spot at the idea of skinny dipping. She then watches with an increasing look of shock on her little face,covering her mouth more and more with both hands as the man really does just strip in front of her, down to...everything (except the glasses). She gulps.
Oh. Wow. Gosh. Yeah. Skinny dipping. It's. The best.
>Slowly Star lifts up her skirt..still incredibly obviously peeping, and struggles out of it, leaving it on the side. She barely takes ehr eyes off anon as she slips out of her useless little training bra, and, turning away bashfully, bends down to do away with her shoes, long, stripey socks, and finally slide her often-spotted white panties down too.
Y--yay for skinny dipping!

>>8004375
Bioshock 1 > Bioshock 2 >>>>>>>> Anything infinite related

>>8004094
New Galko?

>>8004360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16mGj8z6QDa

>>8004396
I'd like you to ride my dick sometime in the future.

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>>8004383
>Off-Topic Discussion on an Off-Topic board

>>8004375
>>8004399
W-Why you...
I mean... Aha! Honest Abe will respect your opinions... As wrong they are.

>>8004379
That's why you boil the water first.
Not that we had that problem in Columbia.

>>8004399
1 is one of my favorite games of all times, Infinite is flawed but I still enjoyed it, I never finished 2 because my computer kept crashing on the bit where you have to find the pieces of the Big Sister suit.

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>>8004258
Just relax man, I've shown a bunch of people my dick, I'm uncut and I pretty much only ever get positive reactions.
In fact I got thirst posted by someone who randomly saw my dick in these threads for a few days.

Don't go doing anything drastic because your foreskin is practically the least important part of who you are as a person and a partner and anybody who makes a big deal of it and tries to bully you into paying for cosmetic surgery on your cock needs slapping in the face with it.

>>8004306
Owain can't be cucked

It's impossible to cuck him

He rules us

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BWEEP DOOT DOOT BAWEEEEP
(I want to ride an anons face!)

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>>8003946
Ask them if they enjoy it? I'm sorry to hear that though, I used to get passed over on my starters all the time. Still kinda do! Cards are really only good for recognition, respond to fetish prompts or get your interests out there to find people that want to play with you. Besides that, don't sweat length or style or anything like that. Enjoyment is a really subjective thing, and no single writer on this thread is the standard by which good play is measured. Some people want to play two lines at a time, I know I sure do at times. There's merits for every kind of post length, and you can be a quality writer in any bracket. At a certain point, length only serves to control pace rather than descriptiveness.

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>>8004420
sadjdjdsjd

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>>8004416

>>8004438

Wouldn't that crush his head?

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>>8004438

>>8004438
Fuck you you overpowered peice of shit

>>8004306
do it
he's our boy

>>8004360
Nice sources.
If you're going to make accusations about the clinical validity of articles from the NEJM, you'd better have something to back it up. You are just pulling secondhand information out of your ass to push your beliefs.

You are attempting to turn this argument into an ethical one, and the neonatal circumcision procedure is entirely optional in the United States.

You're also moving the goalposts by arguing that condoms reduce the incidence of HIV (they don't, HIV is a retrovirus and smaller than the holes in the material latex condoms are made out of) and using scare tactics by making comparisons between castration and foreskin removal.

>>8004420
Yeah, but all that time waiting for a drink when you're very thirsty at the time, sometimes you just gotta drink and bear with it. Granted, a good shot of whiskey does the trick several times better.

>>8004433
I'm sorry. I'm sure you have a nice dick, but, given my past experiences I'm just not comfortable posting mine. Your sentiment and kindness are very appreciated, however.

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>>8004328
Most likely face, but I prefer to swallow.
>>8004342
So brave of you.
>>8004371
I would unironically use a spiked cock ring. The spikes are round and somewhat soft at first, and the ring doesn't constrict your cock much, you can get hard and cum just fine technically, but if you do... the spikes will not be as soft as before~
There is a specific name for this sex toy other than "cock ring with spikes", used to fantasize a fuckton with it a few years ago.
>>8004377
I don't see it, but it's the third time people tell me that, so maybe it's true!

>>8004396
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F8I9sQ991W

>>8004465
Just remember, for all the retarded bints disgusted of your dick there will be a cock connoisseur who will want it because it's such a rarity in america.

>>8004471
>Not a femanon

BOOOOOOOOO!

>>8004396
>The sight of her Young, naked body aroused him completely. It didn’t take long for his member to be hard and erect thanks the view. Stepping forward and leaving footprints on the alien sand, the man examined tar’s lovely form before smiling knowingly.
Well, we can get dirty first and then go skinny-dipping! That way we wash our bodies together…
>Without warning, the man reached for Star’s form and then planted a kiss on her lips at the same time he shifted his weight against her lithe body, aiming to pin her against the sand below.
Hmm…

>>8004362
I imagined cumming all over your ass. Thanks!

>>8004466
>spiked cock ring
>despair but also an erection.jpg

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>>8004466
>but it's the third time people tell me that, so maybe it's true!
Maybe you're the Lilith to their Morrigan, not quite the same and flatter, but still dangerous!

>>8004466
L e w d

>>8004458
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Lo2QElEE3F

>>8004466
Either brave or stupid, knowing Junko.
(But yeah if you're free at the moment I'm totally down for whatever.)

>>8004438
Confused boner/10

>>8004458
>that condoms reduce the incidence of HIV (they don't,
Well fuck all those scientists and preventative centers when we have mr. they just kill it for me with a chopped dick.

>>8004458
>HIV is maller than the holes in th material condoms are made of.
so surely it doesn't fucking matter if you're cut or uncut because of a guy with HIV sweats on you you're gonna catch it through your pores.

Retard.

>>8004438
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0MZGqsLH4ew

>>8004458
My "source" is basic logic. If you said "all bachelors are married" I couldn't cite a source for why you were wrong, because your statement can't possibly be correct.

What second hand information? My "belief" is that a baby can't consent to elective surgery. That's not a belief, that's a basic consequence of the definition of "consent."

Yes, it's optional in the U.S., and that's the problem, it should be legal at all. It's illegal for parents to cut off their children's hands [citation needed], and that same protection should apply to all body parts. The fact that it does't is unconscionable.

Well, I'm not here to defend condoms, it was just an example. Same with the "castration" comparison as you call it, it's an example, not a scare tactic. Light reduction of spreading a disease doesn't justify mass forced surgery. Our hands spread lots of germs, we don't cut off babies hands, and for that exact same reason, we shouldn't cut off any baby parts.

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>>8004460
Actually, while Whiskey has a good mount of positive properties, drinking alcoholic beverages after a long exhausting day can be damaging for the body.
That's why I, honest Abe, suggest you to drink water! Or tea! Or maybe coffee!
>Abraham Lincoln with breasts nods, holding "his" oversized head to prevent it from falling.

>>8004537
>>8004547
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qY56nS9Pzy

>>8004458
>holes in the material latex condoms are made out of
> Translation: I have never seen a condom or touched a woman's vagina.

What the shit.

>No ava to infect you with HIV
Why live.

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>>8004510
>you're the Lilith to their Morrigan
I-I'm her left hand?
>>8004532
Sorry, it's a bit late here, will have to wait until next time.

>>8004593
I know right? Hottest thread ever. I can't stop fapping.

Tanned, toned, thick thighed (futa)femanon here

>>8004567
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BGLXxiA4Q5

>condoms don't keep you from getting HIV
>Liz as Lincoln
>Vocaroos everywhere

What the fuck is going on?

>>8004607
GONNA POZ UP YOUR NEG HOLE.

>>8004575
That's true Abe. Best be drinking water at the very least so I can stay healthy and keep on toiling throughout the day. Thanks for looking out for me.
>He walks over to the supposed Abraham Lincoln and gives him a rough pat on the soldier.

>>8004612
It's fine. Have a nice night!

>>8004616
The memes have evolved so much i can't tell if this is real or not. In either case
>gets on his knees

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>>8003946
(Typing length has little to do with quality anon. I can tell you that there's much more than a handful of people who do not enjoy my writing. As long as you try your best I'm sure you'll make something your partner will enjoy to read.)
(Also don't be afraid to ask your partners if you did something they disliked/liked during the session! You can bring that advice around to other people.)

>>8004612
>I-I'm her left hand?

I get this reference.

>>8004593
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TnSaRXwm8G

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Whats with all the Vocaroos?

>>8004627
Can you record it again but with a light fapping sound in the background like you're masturbating to it?

Bonus points if the sound is from you actually masturbating.

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>>8004632
A NEW GOLDEN AGE.

>>8004641
It's ya boi Owain virtue signaling again

>>8004575
>Gropes those honest shoulder boulders

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>>8004616
>tanned
yes
>toned
Yes!
>thickthighed
YES!
>(futa)
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE

>>8004632
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HGXDEY4CMS

>>8004654
Just because we've been talking about it, and you've sort of comforted me, I'm curious. Do you like uncut cocks?

>>8004644
You are my favorite person in these threads.

>>8004645
WHY HAVEN"T WE ALWAYS HAD THEM?

>>8004641
>. I can tell you that there's much more than a handful of people who do not enjoy my writing

[citation really fucking needed]

And no, thread shitposting doesn't count

>>8004656
It's ya boi anon forcing pointless drama again.

>>8004645
Hot new meme

>>8004641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JdVt2jUpBV

>>8004537
Condoms are designed to prevent pregnancy, they have little use in the prevention of most STD's, particularly viruses.
>>8004547
HIV is spread through blood and occasionally CD4 cells in saliva. It does not survive on the surface of the skin exposed to atmosphere.
>>8004567
Again, you're arguing ethics and refusing to acknowledge sound science. A UTI at an early enough age can have drastic consequences on a child's sexual development. Circumcision has been proven to prevent this. Nobody's cutting off their children's hands or dicks.
>>8004589
You are probably the dumbest person on the internet. Pay more attention in school.

>>8004656
>virtue signaling
Nice meme.

>>8004667
It's a femanon in an ERP thread, it's a guy IRL anyways.

>>8004679

I have no answer to that.

>>8004687

Fresh out the oven, eh?

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>>8004678
Of course, but I'm from europe and only jews and muslims get cut here.

>>8004639
Im not memeing, what the fuck are you doing on your knees?

>>8004667
>waves hand and dick disappears
I just thought I'd try something different, I dont have to have this thing~

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>>8004323
Hahah really? Are you going to waste your opportunity with a succubus? If that's what you want... Yes you can, doggy.

>>8004344
Yeah for me too, something like this. I have a better image to represent this but I can't find it, what a bummer.

>>8004369
Sure! I will ignore you though, I need to win this match and get the steel I need for the Valk execution.

>>8004656
Who cares and who fucking asked you to complain?

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>>8004635
N-No problem, citizen! Ahaha...
>Once Anon was out of the sight, "Abe" lifted "his" head to reveal that he was an impostor! Her eyes wandered around the place before opening a tear and jumping into it.

>>8004632
Shhhh! They must not know!

>>8004657
>Immediately puts the mask back on.
H-Hey! H-Hands off the President of the United States of America...

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>>8004685
(If I said who it'd probably be a heap of name dropping so I'll say it is quite a few of the well known avas in the thread.)

>>8004706
All right. Thank you. I'd just like to imagine that someone out there would be happy to suck my cock, or at least enjoy it.

>>8004691
What's the source on the UTI information there. That one's actually new to me.

In any case, my argument is and always has been an ethical one. You could have a study showing there are minute benefits to the victims of sexual assault, the science wouldn't make me suddenly pro-rape.

>>8004708
Oh thank God.

>>8004725
So you're full of shit and just wanted to brag. Got it.

>>8004691
>>8004650
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IPB2OTRlak

>>8004616
>tanned
Kys
>toned
Kys
>thic thighed
Contradictive to your original statement, also kys
>futa
Kys
>femanon
Kys

>>8004709

Hey Mistress Morrigan, you need a seat while you play?

>>8004719
No, put the head back on.
>unzips dick

>>8004708
I'm trying to deepthroat your cock what does it look like. Well, really I'm just trying to get at it period, licking kissing anything.

>>8004757
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sRTVL2KbbR

>>8004688
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lN5GkqjJlW

>>8004757
BOCO IS BEIN' THAT MONKEY

>>8004750
>Says people don't like him
>This is bragging
If you have to fucking whine like a bitch whenever owain makes a post at least make sense

>>8004719
>Just as Abraham was leaving, the anon, for a split second, saw the form of a female girl jump into a tear with a large mask.
Wait, was Abe...? Nah it couldn't be.
>He shrugs off what he saw, and makes his way out of the room.

>>8004719
Well I was certainly rused

>>8004751
Were you making the sound by shaking a water bottle?

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>>8004728
Tbh I'm more into frotting than sucking
>>8004192 the memebote loves felatio and uncut cocks though.
It really isn't that rare.

>>8004709
I mean, I thought about what you said and... um, I- I think you're right, it really is the only way I can get off... I tried stroking to the thought of your legs, but I couldn't even get hard... d- do you think I might already be addicted to you?

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This thread is fucking AIDS.

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>>8004691
wtf I hate the CDC now

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>>8004750
>Saying you're not universally loved is bragging
Can we just fucking not autist?

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>>8004750
>bragging because he says people don't like him
anon what are you doing

>>8004771
Read one of your vocaroo urls in your sexy voice. And with each letter after the final / make it sound like you're getting closer to orgasm and then you cum on the final letter.

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>>8004504
(Sorry anon got hit by that RL thing. Will be back in about 10 minutes I promise!)

>>8004771
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1X1ZgLsr9wK

>>8004774

I'm not a monkey!

Although sometimes I think having a prehensile tail might be neat.

>>8004782
That's a hot picture. Frotting is something I've always wanted to try but being openly gay here is... not accepted generally. I don't have much erp experience or I'd ask for something.