Board Games 321, no cancer allowed edition.
First 24.
I will bar anybody I deem a threat to my agenda.
Previously, on the HG threads... >>7996860
Lord Baan
>>7999254
A Love Triangle
>>7999254
Leo
>>7999254
Angie Yonaga
>>7999254
Rika
>>7999254
Comrade Soviet
>>7999254
Goats Sin of Lust, Gowther
>>7999254
Concentrated Autism
>>7999254
Slime Tits
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
Misuzu
2b
Burger-chan
>>7999254
Sticky Fingaz
>>7999254
Todd Howard
Pizza
>>7999254
Gary the Hot Soup
Minamoto no Raikou
Takumi
Jens Lekman
>>7999254
Hitomi
Echizen
Rice
Bill Nye
>>7999254
Avenger
Lord Beerus
>>7999254
Angel
Cirno
>>7999310
hey :')
NANOMACHINES, SON!
Chika Takami
>>7999317
Are you an angel?
Lancer
>>7999317
AN ANGERU
Restarting my laptop, so have some patience.
In the meantime marvel at this picture of literally me with my boyfriend
>>7999337
>marvel
Contacting Disney to sue your ass
>>7999337
>my boyfriend
Uhmmmmmm
>>7999337
But that's a girl?
QUICK WHAT DO WE SAY FOR THE GET?
>>7999385
get
>>7999385
The senate or high ground posting
>>7999391
This
>>7999402
I AM THE SENATE!
I think OP is kill
>>7999325
Maybe.
>>7999453
>OP
>kill
Hello newfag.
Satania
>>7999254
Fujiwara no Mokou
Master HG. I take it General ERP has been destroyed then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.
>>7999254
Barely-Awake Plague Knight
>7999254 UIDs
>Page 40
>30417 images
>1 reply
>>7999504
kill yourself
>>7999498
I hate HG, it's rough, shitposty and it gets everywhere.
>>7999498
In the name of the /trash/ Senate of the Republic, you are under arrest, Chancellor.
>>7999528
Are you threatening me, master roleplayer?
>>7999528
But comrade! It was only ERP! If anything it was a good thing to put it down before it was too late!
hm
>>7999546
Was he talking to you?
>>7999540
The Senate will decide your fate.
>>7999559
I am the Senate!
>>7999254
Buff Frog
>>7999520
Harsh words coming from a nobody. I cannot even see your face! Hah hah!
...Though I guess I'm not one to talk.
>>7999566
Not yet!
>>7999254
Emperor Palpatine
>>7999579
It's treason, then.
>>7999578
Masks kinda counts though
>Hosthelper wouldn't work so had to go manual
>Right clicking wouldn't work so I had to grab image links from Chrome
Evaluate this roster.
>>369359646 (OP)
FUCKERS IN GROVE STREET BE TELLIN ME ALWAYS IN A BARBER SHOP BIG SMOKE AIN'T BOUT THIS BIG SMOKE AIN'T BOUT THAT MY BOY GROVE STREET 4 LIFE AND THEM HE, HE SAY THAT NIGGA DON'T BE PUTTING IN NO WORK SHUT THE FUCK UP! YALL NIGGAS AIN'T KNOW SHIT ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS TALKIN BOUT BIG SMOKE AIN'T NO HITTA BIG SMOKE AIN'T THIS BIG SMOKE A FAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP YALL DON'T LIVE WITH THAT NIGGA YOU KNOW THAT NIGGA GOT CAUGHT WITH THE NUMBER NINE, EATING A NUMBER SIX AND SHIT, NIGGA BEEN EATING A NUMBER SEVEN SINCE FUCKING I DON'T KNOW WHEN MOTHERFUCKERS NEED TO STOP PLAYIN HIM LIKE THAT THEM NIGGAS SAVAGES OUT THERE IF I CATCH ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER TALKIN SWEET ABOUT BIG SMOKE I'M FUCKIN BEATIN THEY ASS I'M NOT FUCKIN PLAYIN NO MORE YOU KNOW THEM NIGGAS ROLL WITH CJ AND EM
>>7999615
>I know that glitch, it's fixed by reopening Firefox.
>>7999608
You are under arrest , my Lord.
>>7999637
Anakin! I told you it would come to this. I was right. The Jedi are taking over.
>>7999615
>tfw kicked
>>7999653
>implying you deserve to be in a game
>>7999653
Did you read the rules before entering?
No cancer allowed.
>>7999615
Unless you're not including him on purpose, ya missed Soviet.
>>7999666
>>7999666
Ouch.
That was fucking savage, Satan.
>>7999615
The roster seems acceptable. Albeit a fruit is present among the ranks.
>>7999666
Based Satan
>>7999687
>>7999687
>pic
>>7999615
>The girl strikes a pose and screams on top of her lungs as she watches over the rest
The great archdemon Satanichia has arrived to grace you mortals with her presence! Bask in fear or face annihilatio-...
>Satania glances over everyone one final time
Wait a minute... if you're all there and I'm here by myself... that means I-I missed my chance... Not like it matters, good luck, for you will need it when your future queen of hell faces you all!
>>7999666
I want to suck you off so badly right now.
We begin.
>>7999666
>999
>666
Kamina confirmed Satan
>lol banning tributes is so based xdd
>>7999708
*Mega Satan
>>7999615
>>Hosthelper wouldn't work so had to go manual
>>Right clicking wouldn't work so I had to grab image links from Chrome
It didn't work BECAUSE right clicking didn't work. see >>7999628
tfhjb
>>7999711
Its about who they ban anon. They ban cancer like me people cheer and sing Amazing Grace, but they ban someone liked, riots ensue.
The get is gonna be a shitty one
>>7999739
Quit crying and take your beating like a man.
>>7999753
He's right, though.
>>7999753
I am taking my beating. I was just stating the facts to the anon. This was a long time coming to me. I am surprised it took this fucking long though.
>>7999706
IS THIS WHAT I GET FOR GIVING ADVICE?
>>7999750
Good, great, you're acknowledging me as your princess of the 7 gates, your queen of hell and more importantly, the second coming of Satan himself!
>She strikes a pose once more, her finger pointing at the anon with a dauntless stare of doom masking her face
And soon, all of you shall realize that only Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell will stand and survive the firestorm that she carries deep within!
>>7999653
>>7999666
>>7999711
>>7999753
This image fits this situation to a T.
>>7999753
It's not even a beating, it's shitposting low hanging fruit with a game. This is what starts actual serious shit in boards like this. We've got enough problems with constant baiting and people leaving over stupid shit, keep the games free from that garbage.
>>7999789
I guess ban all leeches. There goes a majority of people.
testing
>>7999816
Only TLHG should be banned.
kill all ____
>>7999739
>>7999776
>This is a long time coming
No it isn't you retard. This isn't the first time yI banned you. I ban whoever the fuck I want, popular, unpopular, whatever. Don't be surprised that people voice their approval of you being barred when they voice their disapproval of you spreading your cancerous, self-depreciating behavior.
>>7999831
avafags
>>7999835
Wait, Kamina is Emiya?
>>7999829
Well you got me there.
>>7999835
holy SHIT lads
>>7999835
das it mane
>>7999842
No dip
>>7999781
>>7999835
>cancerous, self-depreciating behavior
As opposed to the people around you with the same behavior?
go go go
>>7999835
Good job on nuking me out Kamina. Now you might get some good rep back and become great again, congrats on destroying the easy target. I wish that your weekend will be the greatest for you.
TESTO
>>7999835
Well, you made me smile. Not that funny.
>>7999835
>That edge
Oreon Get
...
>>7999871
kys
THE GET IS UPON US NIGGERS
>>7999871
Kaminigger fucking destroyed
>>7999901
SHHHH! YOU WILL RUIN HIS POWERTRIP!
I miss Matoi
>>7999871
At some point people get fed up of regurgitating the same shit over and over again when you ask how to improve. Everyone p much gave up on you because you won't ever fucking change. Even Kuga talks to you out of pity.
shit
>>7999860
A simple choice, one individual or three.
>Uh. Did I come in at a bad time?
extra test
>>7999860
The arena brought us down to just 7 people.
>>7999842
Y-You didn't know that?
>>7999924
it's always a bad time
/v/ is the best board
>>7999933
I had no clue
>>7999924
>Yes, I caused a fucking mess. Come back in a few hours
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>7999924
That's what she said
>>7999933
My calculations state you've all made a grave mistake coming to the Feast.
>>7999949
It's not your fault, it's Kamina's.
Buy my game.
>>7999866
I definitely won't deny that there are others who shit on themselves, however, Soviet is a special case and makes it a point to tell people he's cancer frequently.
It's fucking annoying seeing him shitpost himself.
>hey guys btw do did you know im cancer? hahahahaha
It's not like people haven't tried giving him advice on correcting his retarded behavior.
Instead, he just says "yea i kno im cancer" to placate people who shitpost him.
He doesn't care, so why should I care enough to let him into my games?
>>7999871
>might get some good rep
Stopped reading there, end your life.
>>7999924
No, make yourself at home.
I volunteer to post early so someone else will get it
But on the off chance I do get it
HG will never die
So we're all in agreement that HG will NOT be getting the get, right? Ok carry on.
I am not getting this get.
So have a nice picture of my waifu instead.
If get, Kamina is officially more Cancer than Soviet
FOR THE GAMES
Seth Rollins will never wrestle for another championship again. My get thus decrees so. Tremble and despair, Architect!
I'm so unlucky!
This get will be a fine addition to my collection
Jeeze, everyone's freaking out like there's some big deal about to happen. Chill out guys, it's just a post.
I said buy it
lol kek cheburek
>>8000000
HOLY
SHIT
>>7999933
Oh.
The game actually was that quick.
>>8000000
RIP SETHORINO
but who got >>7999999
>>8000000
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOO
>>8000000
>>7999999
>>8000000
>>8000000
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
>>7999985
>Alrighty then. I'll just chill for now.
>>8000000
Пиздeц
>>8000000
FUGGIN CHECKT ^:3
>>8000000
>
>>8000000
Now this. This is glory
>>8000000
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>>8000000
HA HA
HAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C0xkSpGINY
>>8000000
Checked
Where that nein nein nein at
>>8000031
If only I shared Ban's properties of regeneration this wouldn't be as humiliating.
>>8000000
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>>8000085
Who's going to get the boobs get
>we got the zeros but pedophile general has the 9s
What should we do?
>>8000000
M-MASAKA
>When you have ruined RAW & WWE forever with your autism.
I AM SORRY! I AM SO SORRY!
>>8000060
>SETH ING
>E
>T
>H
>I
>N
>G
>>8000000
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8000000
Excellent.
>>8000086
Je hebt toch nog maar een paar jaartjes te leven, opa.
>>8000060
>SETHING
>>8000000
Impressive
>>8000000
I, the great archdemon Satania have acknowledged your power! But fear not, I may retreat for now to get some melon bread, but soon enough I shall face your power with just a little bit of my power.
For I will never stand here and use all of my power on a human like you!
>Satania laughs before disappearing once more.
>>8000098
Val dood, Cirno. :^)
>>7999910
>Pity
I don't really feel bad for Soviet or anything to the point I'll give him attention out of pity, I'm indifferent to whatever he does here and the shit he gets. Couldn't care less.
>>8000000
>>8000031
I-I swear I didn't tamper with the results...
>>8000000
Way not to fuck something up for once, Ramsay.
Checked.
>>8000000
>>8000114
Vertel me over de oorlog, opa spin neger :^)
>>8000000
>>8000121
Where's the card I asked for
>>8000121
The chances of the game of being rigged are there, however the chances of her alone winning were, 4.16%. Congratulations.
Why am I cancer, HG?
>the pedos get got deleted
fucking wrecked
>>8000000
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE???
>>8000152
>kissu
>>8000156
Day gets only better. What's next?
>>8000152
Because you can't get. You're worse than Soviet. Nobody likes you. You're fucking toxic and everyone knows it.
>>8000152
You're obnoxious as fuck and don't contribute anything good to the community.
>>8000156
;u;
>>8000156
>
>>8000121
>The night witch glances at the card displaying her victory, then turns on her side and closes her eyes. She mumbles a thank you in her sleep before drifting back off to dreamland.
>>8000143
I'll get you your wincard later, my precious cinnamon bun.
Thanks for tuning in and playing.
>>8000156
>>8000121
Congratulations!
And thank you host for continuing, despite all the madness.
brb burying myself
>>8000121
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8000196
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8000196
D-Don't call me that.
>>8000152
You're rude to most people, post mockingly, ask for attention
>>8000196
Thanks for hosting Kohai
>>8000196
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8000206
There's enough space in my coffin.
>>8000196
Thanks for hosting Kamina. And congrats.
>>8000182
Hey Red <3
>>8000206
Hey Seth do you still have the screenshots from last night?
>>8000167
But Hikki likes me, we're best friendos
>>8000173
I'd like to see you do better : ^ )
>>8000211
Please sir, can I have some more attention?
>>8000230
>hello
how long till next game?
Guys, if we all just delete our posts every 15 minutes, we can stay in the same thread forever
when people tell an oldfag to change and they don't, nobody bats an eye
when people tell Soviet to change and he doesn't, everyone loses their minds
>>8000266
But why would we do that?
>>8000264
Gotta wait till tomorrow f.am
>>8000266
I knoooOOOOWWWWWWW
But mobilefags can't fully delete
>>8000143
F-Fuck, I meant Sanya, not you. Here you go.
>>8000275
It's the next step in our evolution
>>8000000
How do we destroy the pedos?
>yfw thicc is a meme created by sjws to make people think being obese is ok
>>8000290
Maybe if you had a shred of brainpower, you wouldn't have confused me with some irrelevant mute. Nevertheless, I'll have to thank you for finally giving this to me. You could have been a bit more efficient considering the time I waited, but it's better than nothing.
>>8000349
Say that to my face and not online, see what happens
>>8000346
>implying it wasn't
Kamina can you please teach me the Quran?
>>7999307
Cute
>>8000393
Assud is almost Aussa
>>8000411
Can't be a coincidence
>>8000446
Aussa confirmed Satanic Muslim Weeaboo
Congratulations on eventually killing Seth. This is phase 1 of the plan.
>>8000538
my 5 says you're next, Baron
>>8000538
What's phase 2, sir?
>Lenny
>>8000556
We are still going through the process of the first phase.The first phase of a plan that will bring fairness to this land.
>>8000549
Your paltry attempt at a five will be stolen by me
>>8000538
My 6 says kys baron
my 2 says my dick is bigger than Rin's
hey seth are you still there
>>8000000
I am both impressed and disappointed.
Stupid HG memes.
You had a chance to say something to the entire board, to all of us, and you used it to spout stupid HG memes.
Bravo.
>>8000594
Well look who it is! The masked cowboy, the only six i see is the small amount of bullets your revolver can fire at any given time.
>>8000619
kill yourself erpfag/ tlhg fag / barafag/ furrryfag/ pokemonfag / obscure fetish fag
>>8000634
kek
>>8000538
Blade?
WHATS THE NEXT STEP OF YOUR MASTERPLAN?
>>8000237
I am currently compiling each events you've got in that game in a sort of "Traces of the Tale" thing. But you can always go in the archives to look back on the whole game and reactions.
>>8000223
Oh.
Well, better cancel that gold and white casket order.
>>8000602
I'm back from preparing the festivities for my funerals.
>>8000619
> SETHING
>>8000538
Can you stop lifting on my retarded meme's success and just hang yourself already, Baron?
>>8000659
>archive's broken
>.moe won't load images
>>8000634
kek'd
>>8000650
Phase 1: Remove all forms of cheating, all as Seth likes to gloat about it "rigging", from the games
Phase 2: Compile a database on ethier all avas or all the common groups, or as the rioting anons like to call them, circlejerks.
Phase 3 Eliminate them
I am currently working on a machine to help me with the process which I have currently nicknamed the Microwave.Ordinating.Device. or M.O.D. for short. You need radiation to kill cancer after all.
>>8000675
Call me when you actually manage to kill off the jews Hitler.
>>8000716
Wait, phase 2 is to figure out all the avas and then phase 3 is eliminate them?
... But doesn't that include you, Baron?
>>8000634
>this meme is supposed to be ironic so this means the oldfags are actually super smart
>>8000765
The common ones. The CIRCLEJERKS.
Yrcnwds...
>>8000783
>Looking this hard into it
Grasping for straw
>>8000785
Ah okay. I figured I wasn't properly understanding it.
>>8000765
Ah but that is where the beauty comes in, I will simply leave this place as I activate the device. eradicating HG and leaving me harmless, with no memory of this godforsaken land. Totally flawless.
(Except this is the Baron of short-sighted ideas were talking about here soo it would kill him)
>>8000659
>>8000682
Could you not put them all in an imgur album or something? For me?
>>8000804
will you go after erp next?
>>8000682
Damn you're right, seems like it's frozen.
Well, I searched around and there's this: https://boards.4tan.org/trash/thread/7988815/#7988815
But you can't open the images. So yeah..
Gonna try to hit PS up and see if I can be arsed to compile that stuff with some decent editing.
>>8000716
My rigging is exactly the force maintaining the balance between the fabric of reality and the unpredictable ways of the RNG. You remove the rigs, you doom this place.
Know who your enemy really is, doofus.
>>8000856
Oh yeah there's imgur.
I can even copypaste my commentary on each slides so that's good.
>>8000856
Are you talking about the game were you won with like, 12 kills?
I'd love to see that game if it was posted on imgur or something. Sounds like it was a ride.
>>8000884
Thanks a bunch Seth. Ever since I heard the good news I've been on cloud nine.
>>8000863
Oh certainly.
>>8000884
HG thrives on the chaos of randomly generation. Your work is the very bane of that Seth!
>>8000884
>Ingur will mess with the order of the images you post, and to my knowledge, there's no way to fix it.
>>8000937
Eh. Can always just check the day/night listing at the top. While it might suck, it's better than a broken archive
>>8000937
you can rearrange images in an album
unless imgur did something stupid and that no longer works
>>8001002
>>8001002
my wife
>>8001023
>>8001002
>green eyes
>blonde hair
2/10 would not bang
>>8001041
w-what about green eyes and brown hair?
>>8001038
>that resolution
wew lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x8_k7NiLb0
>>8001041
It's joke
>>8001060
>Nobody's perfect anon. Especially not me.
>>8001041
>talking shit about it's joke
Take that back
or else.....................................................
>>8001059
... lemme see
>>8001038
>>8001111
nice
>>8001111
>Thanks anon. I appreciate that.
>>8001138
>pets
Google has a function that allows you o search for different sizes if the same image
>>8001143
>Never thought of that. Thanks again dude.
I hate doggos
>>8001209
but do you like birbs?
Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all other pets
>>8001222
Birbs are cute
>>8001228
Can confirm.
>>8001228
my nigger
>>8001002
anime ruins everything
>Not liking rabbits
Someone post me a good touhou doujin to jerk it to.
>>8001209
u have shit taste
>>8001241
>a good touhou
Thats a pretty good joke xd
>>8001240
this is my favorite rabbit
>>8001241
There was a right spicy one on FAKKU before they went full kike and nuked all the scans
>>8001282
>Sea bunnies are awesome.
>>8001282
>sea bunny
It's so cute
>>8001282
C-Cute
NGW?
>>8001346
When I finish my code.
>>8001228
I have seen countless of wrong opinions, but yours is truly the wrongest.
>>8001346
I would host that 48, but I'd really like the screenshots from Seth's last game first.
>>8001389
who's that semen demon in the center
>>8001228
They're cute and all, but they scratch fucking everything.
>>8001404
Kate Kendra
>>8001417
Cats are like people, some of them are just insane assholes but most are fairly chill.
>>8001404
Lenny's girlfriend
>>8001451
>Lenny's mouth lines up perfectly with the boob curve
This pleases my autism.
>>8001475
Or that's just a really tiny Lenny sitting on her lap
>>8001455
Yep, she sure is something
>>8000060
What do you consider a non-wasted get?
>>8000000
B R U H
>>8000000
masha allah ... may allah be with you brother
>>8000000
>>7999999