ERP Thread Waking up edition Last Thread: >>7991817

DADDY RAPE ME

>Those eyes
>That chin
>The shape of the face

POST CARDS

I want to violently rape Parsee

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>>7996359
And how~!
>Is all Sponty bothers to say before she quickly goes over behind Mikage, puts her hands against her back, and pushes her through the red curtain.
>As she gets shoved through the heavy cloth, before her very eyes will be revealed an entire crowd of people, all sitting and watching, some drinking, others chatting amongst themselves.
Excuse me! May I have your attention please?
>Echoes Sponty's voice throughout the whole room as she had picked up the microphone in the center of the stage while Mikage was left standing there.
I'd all of you to give a good round of applause to our latest recruit! She's a little shy but she's very eager to put on a show for you all, so let's make her feel welcome, yeah?
>As Sponty unceremoniously plants the microphone into Mikage's hands, there's a brief moment of silence as people realize that this recruit is straight up naked, and rock-hard, right in front of them. Which, while not entirely implausible considering this wasn't your average strip club, was still rather unusual. The crowd, after a short moment of uncertainty, indeed begins to cheer for her, whistling and shouting, expecting this new recruit to say a few words before properly getting started.

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>>7996434

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>>7996434
Good morning everyone.

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Yaawnn please piss on me anon and mark me as your territory!

>>7996528
kys

>>7996532
MARKED, BITCH!

>>7996532
>piss on you, marking you.

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>>7996532
>Slaps.
>>7996528
>Koakume.
Wasted potential..

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>>7996474
(Sponty this is evil!)
.....
>Mikage had a few expectations rolling around in her head, maybe they were taking her to where they give more private lap dances, maybe they were taking her to a personal changing room....
>but never did she expect to get thrusted out before an expectant crowd, pushed into the spotlight by the wicked little bunny. Before she'd even caught on, Sponty had already handed off the mic, leaving her stranded and absolutely lost
>their cheering and onlooking eyes made her feel like she could die of embarrassment right then and there! Through their voices, all she could muster was to bring the mic to her lips slowly
H-hi everyone....Sponty brought me here....after stripping me down in public....
>her voice was shaking, and she was just speaking what came to mind. In front of a crowd like this and with Spontz next to her, she felt compelled to confess what they'd done earlier. The more she spoke, the easier it seemed to become, as her masochistic side took over
....after getting me hard in public, and then flipping my skirt, so that everyone could see t-this thing here...and now she brought me all the way her to show you all....

>>7996532
>yanks tail and punches

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You guys wanna typefuck?

>>7996555
I know, right?
It's not like he uses a popular Touhou ava to blogpost and shitpost instead of RPing.

>>7996577
Yes, but not with you.

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>>7996555
My friend's were betting how long it'd take for you to shitpost me for it. Also its KoakumA not KoakumE

>>7996494
Go away ESL idiot.

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>>7996544
Haauuuu I'm now your property anon ~
>Ryouna shakes her body like a doggo, her clothes wet and stained with anon's piss.

>>7996540
Exactly! Just like that anon! Guau ~

>>7996555
Yeeewss, I've been a bad dog. Slap me hardeeer.

>>7996574
>Ryouna moans by the rough treatment, smiling at him when he punches her.
Anooon, harder please ~

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>>7996587
But... Im an erp legend.

>>7996613
I wonder how many time it'll take for you to transform into Boco. Because you are doing a pretty good job at it.

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>>7996583
>Parsee
>Popular.
Boy, she's no Satori, Utsuho, Yuugi, Kaenbyou, or Koishi.
>>7996588
I am not shitposting. I'm just speaking my mind and fuck you! It's 7 in the morning and I haven't slept yet.
>>7996595
>Slaps again.

>>7996595
>Slaps his cock against her face, right after making her suck his cock

>>7996620
>How many time
Fuck, I was trying to say *how long.

>>7996620
I will stop coming here long before, Anon.

>>7996621
Thats no excuse. And I'm sure my friend will get his money from you shitposting me when I actually Koakuma in threads.

>>7996595
>gropes the bitch, spanking her whenever she gets off to it

>>7996577
>typefucks you

>>7996617
You are pukes. You are the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even a human fucking beings. You are nothing but unorganized grabastic pieces of amphibian shit!

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>>7996634
How much money did you bet?

>ywn try to shitpost a thread and samefag your replies with ESL level english in a desperate attempt to look and feel relevant

Why lupin is still here? Can't he just fuck off like other avas did?

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Early morning shitposting
My favorite

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>>7996654
I wouldn't bet against you doing something so obvious. He bet with someone else who actually believes you aren't just a shitposter now.

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>>7996572
(Maybe just a little bit~)

>Sponty waited for the girl to run out of things to incriminate herself with, before giving her a small nudge and whispering into her ear:
Maybe you could give them your name...? You know, in case they recognize you outside of the club~
>As some of the cheering died down, more audible requests were being made, along the lines of: "Show us what you can do!" and "Put that thing to use already!"
Oh my~ I think your public is getting restless!
>Says Sponty with a chuckle, greatly amused by the girl's reaction to this turn of event.

>>7996688
I want to fuck this slut.

>>7996647
exquisite taste in movies.

>>7996671
He is "Punished" Lupin now
I know, it's cringy, but the guy think he's still relevant

>>7996668
What?

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>>7996701
>Missing the Irony
I'm relevant enough to still piss you off kouhai

>>7996701
>>7996671
He takes everything that happens very seriously. Like some kind of novel. He's the special agent lurking on ERP discords, careful.

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>>7996689
Well, you would know if it's me shitposting since I always post Parsee. No matter what.

>>7996671
>other avas
>tfw I regret shitposting away some avas

>>7996731
That's nice

>>7996731
You are doing God's work anon.
Don't regret anything you do.

>>7996731
Which ones?

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>>7996623
A treat? For me?
>Ryouna's face draws a smile, sticking her tongue out.
Guau ~

>>7996636
>Her pussy gets moist with every spanking, leaking enough to make a small puddle on the floor.

>>7996621
Thaaaffnk you mister!

>>7996748
Most of them. Marseille, Neps etc

>>7996731
Shitpost away Morrigan, we need to get rid of Boco asap.

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>>7996755
>Mister.
I want to die.

>>7996613
I'm not sure why you do this. This is a pretty bad meme and turns people who would be interested in playing with you from even bothering.

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Reminder

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If only Australia had been range banned that day, instead of Russia.

>>7996765
He's like Boco, that's why.

>>7996668
>ywn be passive aggressive to get (You)'s

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>>7996647
I'm also a clown, hotdog pussy water, etc, etc.

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>>7996784
If only you'd been fucking swallowed as a sperm.
See, we can all wish for something. Doesn't mean we'll get it.

>>7996784
Australia is a non-country. So irrelevant they forgot to ban them.

>>7996809
I suppose the fact that they're stuck on an island filled with a race arguably worse than Niggers, is enough punishment for a bunch of descendents of criminals.

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>>7996690
>there was no way she could! She couldn't imagine running into any of these people again! Complete strangers who'd seen her like this....but, she had a hard time deny any of the rabbit's requests right now too....
K-Kyouko Mikage...
>she was hoping for them to take back the mic, swoop her backstage, anything, but it seemed like her show was just getting started, as soon as the requests rolled in
>in truth, it was taking everything she had to not break down and masturbate right there, so that little push guided her to wrap her fingers around her throbbing shaft, slowly starting to toy with herself in front of an actual audience. She was still stifling her moans and an little eeps out of shame

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>>7996813
I wouldn't be surprised if the Aussie shitposters are abbo rape babies.

>>7996765
>>7996789

Once upon a time I was typefucking Kibbles and I got shitposted to death for my bad English and called Chat. So, I had to stop there and leave. Another time I got shitposted to death while trying to ERP with the Spooky Butt Ghost Girl. Another time while I was ERPing withPivot.
They will shitpost me to death even if don’t post the card, Anon or ava it doesn’t matter. Either I become another Peridot and come here only to shitpost myself and doing nothing else or at least I can try my luck and get a good day.
Or maybe I don’t want to come here anymore and this is my way of gt clean of 4chan.
Or maybe I’m like Boco, I don’t even know what this mean, since Boco come here for Morrigan while nobody here like me.
Like a GW Game. Forge your narrative ERP.

>>7996833
Are you the same person who was ERPing with Jiro's fuccboi?

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>>7996829
>Abbo rape babies
Is such a hell even possible?

Also post more Star, she's a qt.

>>7996755
>fucks

>>7996833
I feel really bad for you.

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>>7996844
Never underestimate the aussie subhumans.
also Star ava when?

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>>7996857
>loves this
Spank mee ~

>/v/irgins despise Boco as much as we do
>>>/v/369334856

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>>7996815
>As Mikage seems to be going into the zone, Sponty takes back the mic and raises her hand.
There you have it! So you guys wanna see Mikage stroke herself while I take her from behind or what??
>The cheering and whistling pick right back up as things finally seem to be getting kicked off proper. Sponty puts the mic back into its stand before walking up behind Mikage, and wrapping her arms around her.
Try to make it last, they're all watching after all~
>She whispers into her ear as one of her hands wanders down to the redhead's cock, stroking along with her. Her other hand goes for her own erect cock, pointing it at the futa's backside, teasing her rear entrance with it.

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>>7996861
A good while back, there was someone who had her on their card, but nobody ever asked aside from me, and they operated on majority vote. Then they went and disappeared, along with my hopes and dreams.

>>7996833
Morrigan speaks english as her second language and most anons don't mind. I'm sure that If you stop this ''Go away ESL idiot'' thing, everyone will accept you. Though you already triggered it.

>>7996872
>bends her over and fucks her doggy, spanking the slut

>>7996833
>Poor baby gets his feelings hurt because people were mean to him on ERP
Here's an idea: git gud at English.

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>>7996833
Yeah but Chat is a humongous tool who doesn't know what he's doing or how to take a hint. If the ava you're playing with doesn't mind then why give a fuck about anons giving you shit? You're here for the avas in those cases, not the chucklefucks in the audience. You're just making yourself the spectacle you don't want to be doing this stuff my man.

>>7996889
>the faux alpha cringelord is still here, days later

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>>7996894
>If the ava you're playing with doesn't mind then why give a fuck about anons giving you shit?
This. So much this.

>>7996894
believe this nigga he scored coffee and kinx with these strategies

>>7996998
>Hotarufag never missing a chance to suck mecha's dick
Like clockwork.

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>>7996833
Stop giving a damn about what they think. Anon will always find something to bitch about.
ERP with whoever you want, have fun.
As long you don't behave like Paul or that Steven Universe green dorito failure then you're gucci.

>>7996861
I'm gonna pick her up soon actually I just need to make a folder and watch a few eps to brush up.

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>>7997011
You sound surprised~

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>>7997022
I love you.

>>7996998
If you went down on hotaru would her pussy taste really sweet?
asking for a friend.

>>7997022
DO IT.

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>>7997020

>>7996998
Post card pls

>>7997024
I'd be more surprised if I ever heard an original thought from you.

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>>7997031
>>7997033
Good to hear people want her. She has a special way of talking that I need to brush up on. Been so hectic lately I've barely gotten to play here.

>>7997024
I'm surprised that you don't have a dick in your mouth yet.

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>>7996878
>she was trying to maintain a steady pace, shutting her eyes to try and forget the audience watching her, trying to focus on the pleasure of finally tending to her cock after everything
>and overhearing their suggestion absolutely breaks that focus, as her head flies up to see if she imagined that, or the sudden roaring from the crowd
>she freezes up once Sponty approaches her from behind. Their hand sliding to join hers in jerking her off made her shudder, they almost took that over completely from her. As feeling their member prod her made them squirm in the big rabbit's grip
>but she didn't dare run away, she was more excited for this than anyone watching it

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>>7996888
Ahhh ~
>The bitch in heat cries out a loud moan, barking like a slut between each spank on her butt.

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>>7996998
>>7997011
She knows how to share if you want a taste my man.

>>7997009
Public breakdowns bring in the e-ladies.

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>>7997041
+ Elizabeth - Bioshock Infinite

>>7997032
Hotaru's pussy, like your friend, have good taste~

>>7997053
Not yet.
Yet.

>>7997052
Take your time. I've always wanted to play with Star, and you'll make it even better. Take care, Chicken-chan!

>>7997052
>Chicken-chan
Well now I feel like a fun girl like Star will be in the right hands

>>7996894
What's wrong with Chat anyway? He just seems pretty chill if a bit too eager. It seems like one or two of the shitposters decided to ruin his time here and then that was that.

>>7997057
Good girl
>he keeps spanking her til her ass is raw before hilting the horny slut while squeezing her breasts violently.

>>7997068
He gives me really weird vibes, and I genuinely feel uncomfortable when he posts. The same goes for everyone he posts at, so it's for sure not limited to just me.

>>7997065
Who is this again? I'm really bad remembering names and matching them with cards

>>7997078
Hotarance, duh.

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>>7997068
Maybe I was a bit harsh but the guy has no sense of taking a hint or how to make himself seem inviting. Every post makes it feel like there's a boss encounter you're tackling even trying to form a reply to him. I hate to make it sound like this place is some sort of level of RP to get to but I think his style would be better off on gaia or maybe omegle, I dunno.

>>7997077
This is so wrong and yet ....

>>7997076
I kind of know what you mean, at first I thought he was underage b& but I think he might just be mildly autistic. Still that is no way near as bad behavior as bullying someone because you don't like how they RP. That's just pathetic desu senpai.

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>>7997078
Who is who?
whaddaya mean?

>>7997068
Chat had the roughest start I've seen in a while, and he's still living down some of it
But genuinely, this
>>7997076
I can't even put it into proper words, but it feels weird watching them flirt or rp

>>7997081
>>7997085
You are the one called Hotaru? I think I know you. Maybe. It's hard keeping track of names.

>>7997090
Chat kind of strikes me as someone into Brazilian fart porn.

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>>7997092
You know me?
...
D-Do I know you?

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>>7996833
This reminds me of a scenario handed to me days and days ago. It's a scenario that had to be animated, it was heartbreaking, but at the same time it was beautiful. It's all about how you vision it!

It's about a girl that got bullied for not being terrific at PE, to a point where she'd get bullied, stuff stolen from her and such. Comme ci, comme ça, right? But that's not all, really! No, no, if only that was all! So eventually the young lady got her act together, faced the meanies at PE to a point where she'd mesmerize each and every one of them. Eventually becoming better than all of them together! This little lady eventually became a national hero once she racked in a couple of gold medals at the Olympics.

Now, you might wonder why I bothered to tell you this and frankly enough, I don't really know myself... or do I? Eh...

>Aoi takes a sip from her mug, filled with a pitch-black coffee, attempting to wake up from her slumber.

...I do! The clue is to keep on going and eventually you'll rise above them. That's how you grow within a hierarchy, not just a social structurized hierarchy, but also within each and every company! C'est la vie, mon ami.

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>>7997084
How he rps is of no consequence to me. The only thing I care about, is preventing him from scaring people off with his advances. Everything I do, I do for the threads, and I won't stop until he takes a chill pill, or leaves.

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>>7997101
My dude autistic faux-protagonist behavior like this is more obnoxious than Chat ever will be.

>>7997082
Then don't RP with him. Shitposting and bullying someone because you don't like the quality of their RP brings the whole quality of the thread down for everyone and just makes you look pathetic and mean. It's the prime reason avas leave, the culture of that kind of shit. If you have any self awareness and don't just do it to actively TRY and make the threads worse, you should stop.

>>7997109
I really don't think you, out of anyone, should be talking, Mecha. I'm not trying to be a protagonist, I'm just trying to keep things afloat.

>>7997100
>Kisses Aoi-chan and ponders if she got into trouble after that rough fucking in the office.

>>7997101
See
>>7997111
No-one hurts the threads more than fuckers like this.

>>7997111
>calling mecha a bully ava when almost all the avas love him
this some weird stuff

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Personally I just get really turned off by characters that frequently wear masks and I don't know why.

It's why I don't like Chat or Lupin more than anything.

>>7997134
Being a dick, and having people love you is a very common thing, you know

>>7997134
He's literally bullying a smaller ava who is less popular right now, just scroll up.

This might be hard for you to understand, but just because you personally like someone doesn't make them perfect.

>>7997134
Only the relevant, decent avas hate him.

>>7997139
Where do you stand on big guys?

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>>7997075
A-ahhh... Guau, guau ~
>Her ass wobbles with each spank, clenching on his dick whenever he smacks her butt. The violent treatment of her breasts goes nicely with the aching pain on her butt after those heavy, harsh spanks.
Yeewss, ravage my pussy, dawww.

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>>7997144
Shut up Lupin.

>>7997144
Honestly I have no idea who he is this is my first interaction with him I think but there are people who seem to constantly talk about him.

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>>7997145
On my knees if they've got something for me.

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>>7997054
>Letting go of Mikage's member momentarily, Sponty puts her hand against her upper back and applies a bit of force, to try and get the redhead to bend forward slightly. Afterward, she grabs her by the hips and begins to pull her towards herself, pushing the tip of her shaft and squeezing it past her ring, to penetrate her soft backside.
Mmm~ There we go...!
>She continues to guide her, one hand reaching back around the front to make sure Mikage was still stroking herself and making a show out of it.

>>7997153
I was trying to be funny, but man you're lewd as fug. Is your character from mgq, or just similar looking?

>tfw you realize that Chat is the only reason we hate ESL avas now

>>7997165
What does ESL mean?

>>7997165
No, it was boris or whatever the fuck his name was.

>>7997139
>I just get really turned off by characters that frequently wear masks and I don't know why
I think Chat has one Chat pic I don't dislike
And most of their Raven pics were crap too since they only wanted ASS ones

>>7997144
Because all the older, good avas have been chased away and still love him

>>7997151
That's ERP for you.
The slightest modicum of typefucking skill automatically excuses any and all cancerous behavior, which Mecha exploits to a frankly absurd degree.

>>7997147
>he holds her tight and pounds her savagely, pecking at her womb

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>>7997170
>And most of their Raven pics were crap too since they only wanted ASS ones

>>7997169
Boris?

>>7997169
Chat triggered Boris.

>>7997168
English Second Language, I think.

>>7997168
English Second Language.
People who don't speak the God Tongue well.

>>7997178
MUSK

>>7997161
Oh it's not my ava, I just kind of prefer to post random sluts when I'm talking meta stuff.
I might pick one of those two girls up though.

One is Mikami from Vitamin Quest, the other is Kaleina who is Kerasu's original character from a d&d game or something.

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>>7997140
>>7997111
I can call whoever I want autistic, I'll call myself autistic until the cows come home and every friend I have will tell you I do. I don't give a shit what Chat does, he's harmless but he wonders why he gets shit and everyone who reads what he does or says knows why he gets shit, I was just commenting because I got nothing better to do at 3am.

This isn't highschool as much a some people want to treat it like it is, I'm not going to be a jock telling him to fuck off because I don't like his style. This place isn't nice to anyone, not to you, not to me, not to people who try to just RP or to people who just want to hang out.
I call chat autistic, you call me a cancerous blogger. The circle of life is complete. Raise Simba to the sky nigga.

>>7997174
I'll exploit your puss puss cutie
Miss me with that gay sounding serious shit, take it ez

>>7997193
Actually this place has been really, really nice to me. And most people I interact with here are nice, and people are able to typefuck without acting like internet badasses most of the time.

If you want to shitpost someone for their writing skill not being up to your standard, feel free, but know you're the worst kind of poster here and one of the ones actively making the threads worse.

>>7997189
Either way, that's some good taste. Also reminds me that I need to actually learn to play DnD proper sometime.

>>7997193
>backpedals immediately into self-deprecation so he can tell himself he's not a bully
You are what's wrong with the threads, Mecha.

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Boy, what a strong start to the day we've got here.

>>7997203
>>7997207
What's with this Chat defending meta?
He's not even being mean about him

>>7997203
>If you want to shitpost someone for their writing skill
>putting words into his mouth

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>>7997124
>Aoi her right cheek kissed, an oval trail of saliva forming on her skin. Underneath the oval trail there was a visible orchid pink blush appearing. Her eyes rolled as she looked at glassesnon from the corner of her eyes, her retina focussing on his curious gaze. Aoi put up a pout, her cheeks puffing out and her lips coming close together, eventually disappearing as a cynical tone left her larynx.

I can see just by looking at your expression that you're curious about how my co-workers responded. Luckily for you and for me, most of them are just like me... female and stressed out businesswoman. There was a certain reciprocation once they figured it out as they kind of dirtied my place...

I even have to buy a new couch, there's too many stains on it!

>>7997168
[ESL = English Secondary Language, usually comes along with honorifics such as -kun or -san as it fits the narrative better. Au contraire, there's also EOP, which in return means "English Only Peasant". Both terms are mockery, but when writing in the world's primary language, it's usually something that is used as verbatim AH to be a factor in demeanor (Yet again, mainly the former as the latter isn't really applicable in here).]

>>7997203
The most Mecha does is jeasus post, with thir avatar anyways, why jump down their throat alone coming to his defense. You may want to look at anons for that, my dude

Chat's already made themselves a meme, it's too late to try and put people down for them.

>>7997219
Maybe there might be some other kind of motive: ie not wanting less confident or skilled avas/anons to be shitposted all the time by internet badasses

Oh no its an ava vs ava war "I like x more than you" :^)

>>7997203
>good friends with Sponty and Morrigan
>he's a ESL bully
It's another 'dead hours randomly attack mecha' episode
With an addition of defending Chat for some odd reason

>>7997219
You have to realize that this isn't about chat. This is between our resident blog poster having this semi-tangent war with his haters that he's accumulated over the year he's been here.

nice erp thread

>>7997231
>less confident or skilled avas/anons to be shitposted all the time by internet badasses
You know that MUCH more goes into Chat getting shat on than their rp, right?
jeasus

>>7997223
>>7997228
>>7997234
If he doesn't do that, that's fine. It seemed like he was earlier though.

>>7997239
Then what is it? Who the fuck cares either way, why bring down the level of the thread shitposting avas you don't like?

>>7997236
>This is between our resident blog poster having this semi-tangent war with his haters
But everybody loves Mecha right? Him and his "hilarious" shitposting bullying the autist of the week.

>>7997236
Actually this is my first ever interaction with Mecha

Does he actually ERP here, with what characters if so? Maybe we've just never been on at the same time?

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I hope I've got the right board for this. Between /b/ and /soc/ and all the other ad-libbing it's difficult to know exactly where to go.

I'm looking for somebody to roleplay as my mommy.
In terms of kinks, I'm not looking for anything out of the ordinary. Lactation and anal would probably be the most extreme things.
The only thing I really need, well 2 things actually. First, you need to be able to love me unconditionally. Dote on me, fret for me, hold me tightly, tell me what a good boy and a big boy and a special boy I am while stroking my head and holding me in your lap.
Second is consistency. Basically, just don't vanish for protracted periods of time without saying a word. I don't take abandonment well.

As for the medium, I'd be happy with just a burner email.

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>>7997155
>poor Mikage is guided to bend over, standing center stage and hunched over, while Sponty lines herself up behind her and starts to push. Feeling their tip press against her waiting backside, just a bit harder and harder, making her wonder how long til it's finally-!
>Sponty's cock slipped inside her, almost pushing her over and making her fall on all fours in front of the onlooking perverts. But she manages to hold herself up, she had her part of the show to provide, after all~
>her legs were spread, with her knees apart to let everyone get a nice look at her cock. Mikage was doing her best to jerk off while they penetrated her, taking things slowly for now to try and keep the show from ending too abruptly

>>7997239
>>7997243
Here I'll sum it up.

Chat is incredibly arrogant but has none of the charisma to back it up.
He tends to go aggressively defending himself as anon but it is blatantly obvious because of his broken English.
He was dense enough to go hitting on Nue.

>>7997256
Contact Morrigan

>>7997256
Rule #1 of ERP: Don't get attached.

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ROLEPLAY
OR
JUST DON'T POST
IT'S THAT SIMPLE!

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>>7997256
This just made my fucking morning.

>>7997256
I'd recommend getting discord, that is way better for doing long term things like this. You may scare people off with starting off with a big set of demands, I know where you are coming through with abandonment things though that shit can be tough. I still think you are likely to have more luck working your way up there slowly.
Still, good luck!

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>>7997203
Oh it's been wonderful to me too. I've met some of my bestest friends in my long, stupid life here. I'm not sure how me calling Chat autistic is worse than what Paul does or the ESL idiot posters though. You can bully me if it makes you feel better, my point earlier was that this place just isn't welcoming to him and that's just how it is. I don't give a fuck what he does as I said. Hell he's given us jeasus and that's worth his existence alone. I haven't honestly attacked anyone here in my time posting save Paul and Clownpiece.

>>7997207
I always do that though, that's hardly a back pedal.

>>7997249
Once every fortnight, when the moon glows red and the babies cry for their last meal.

>>7997262
So you hate him because when he is bullied for his poor english, sometimes he responds?

Jesus fuck that is demented, even worse that I thought.

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>>7997258
(Sadly I think this is as far as I can go for now, but we'll definitely need to finish this later)

Reminder.

Non native english roleplayers aren't welcome here.

>>7997273
If you say so, you were calling him a tool and shit earlier in the thread that seemed pretty mean. Shit like that is worse when it son someone who is bullied imo, but I'll take your word for it, sorry if I implied you were meaner than you are I may have been confusing you with the anons also shitposting. Generally I just don't think it is worth spending time abusing people here ever. Other than Paul obviously.

>>7997276
No, that isn't it.

Defending yourself in third person is really fucking pathetic and anybody who does that shit deserves ridicule.
The same goes for attacking someone as anon when you act all friendly to them when they know who you are.

>>7997288
>Jiro
>Sponty
>Morrigan
Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhh

>>7997263
I don't know who that is or how to do that
>>7997266
Well my real mother's dead so that just fell on deaf ears
>>7997269
What's discord?

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>>7997258
>Passes by, quietly taking a few pictures

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>>7997285
That's quite alright, thanks for indulging me in this. I loved it

>>7997297
Go right back to sleep

>>7997292
The later is horrible, but I can understand doing the first. Being the target of shitposting isn't nice and sometimes causes people to do silly things, particularly when you are..a bit lacking in certain areas like Chat probably is.

Anyway we've derailed this thread enough with this stuff, I'm going to try to stop and focus on some lewdness instead.

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>>7997288
jaa ne

>>7997307
>puts lil sis back in bed forcefully

>>7997295
Discord is a chat client, like AIM or skype or something, except its for NERDS and is really simple and easy to use, you dont even need an email at first and can run it through browser or with an actual program you download. It's used here a lot as well as the threads. Can be good for private stuff and if you want to stay in touch.

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>>7997300
But I just finally got free.

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>>7997289
I even back pedaled on calling him that a post later my dude. Maybe not a tool, but he's gotta work on his social graces. Though I don't view tool as a very bad word, but I'm old and stupid and hear pretty mean things over this ol' internet.

There's a long list of the problematic people who have used these threads but Chat doesn't even make the top ten. he's an amusing anomaly. At least Anxious that stupid nigger is gone.

No worries though man.

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>>7997314
Then put the camera away and strip

>>7997224
>The male with glasses blinked in surprise upon hearing what happened after their meeting. A single index finger reached for his cheek, scratching it as he spoke, averting his bespectacled gaze for a second.
Ahem… Well, I’m glad that you remember me! That’s the most important thing… I’m also happy to hear that you didn’t get into a lot of trouble… Besides the couch. Actually, how about we go and get another one for your office? Since it was partially my fault I’m willing to pay up to… 30% of it. How is that?
>Hopefully it wasn’t an expensive one! Otherwise, he was doomed to eat Ramen the rest of the month. Pushing his glasses up his nose with a single finger, he waited for her answer, his eyes casually glancing at that exquisite form of hers.

>>7997314
>Looks at Dear's dress to see if he can find the tail

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>>7997311
((But I wanna stay up and tease anons.))

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>>7997318
>
>>7997325
Nothing at all to be seen.

>>7997295
Whenever Morrigan shows up, contact her but like this guy says >>7997312 You must use discord for this, It's easier.

>>7997339
I wouldn't go so far as to say you MUST use discord, it's good to have more people on the threads but yeah that particular RP would work so much better in private.

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>tfw will probably always be awful

>>7997333
..Could have sworn I saw something there once. Maybe I'm not getting enough sleep

>>7997329
See
>>7997256

Where's Yasuna?

>>7997349
I don't even want to look back at my old rps from when this thread started, and I'd be happy if the archives don't go back that far.
I suppose what I'm trying to say is you can improve. You just have to believe

>>7997362
Where's the trigger?

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>>7997333
Good, now stay in that corner and wait for some impressionable young boys to pounce on

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>>7997353
((I don't want to bully someone like that, or cater to someone that needy without a paycheck.))

>>7997373
I so want to pin you against the floor and fuck you senseless.

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>>7997294
What I do now
I just woke up

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>>7997294
>They don't know yet.

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>>7997382
Saying that while I'm posting the more dominant one just makes me wanna pin you down

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The will of loli must persevere.

neps are cancer

>>7997428
And you're a nigger.
More news @ 11

>>7997362
WHERE'S KRELL?

>>7997398
Go away ESL idiot
>kissu

>>7997398
>feeds churros instead of dagashi

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>>7997422

>>7997398
Fucking french canadian.

>>7997398
My god they even run our candy shops!

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>>7997495
*Screeches in anime*

>>7997492
NAGASH WAS WEAK!

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>>7997422

>>7997506
That's Sponty.

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>>7997320
>Aoi raised her zygomaticus, her eyelids dropping down halfway as the man spoke. A smug grimace gracing him as she noticed his penetrating gaze upon her contour. She stretched out her arms, coming together right above her head before lowering them and letting the palms rest on her waist, arching her back and thus leaning in rather close to the man to a point where mere inches were all that was between them.

My office? It's a couch at home... they kind of went along and wreaked havoc at my place once they figured out what I had been up to. 30%? It wasn't all that expensive so I'm fine with it... it was a couch from college times so it wasn't anything out of the ordinary. As for forgetting someone... you know? The alcohol doesn't detoriate my brain that much! I'm not suffering from small-time memory loss, jeez, what do you take me for?!

[Excuse moi for not being able to finish another spiel. It's getting closer to the later hours and my eyes are surely but steadily caving in. I should've realized that before posting so this one's on me to blame.]

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>>7997501
Awww hell yes.
>ON NOMS

>>7997506
But.

>>7997508
>They know
Shut it down.

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>>7996861
Okay got a folder half made. Not sure if I can get away with posting NFSW of her though. She's borderline loli, though there are plenty of girls her age that DO get posted here.

What do you guys think?

>>7997510
SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE. SETTRA RULE!

>>7997527
You're lucky you're fucking adorable, canuck.

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>>7997510
BOSSA DEM NOIGHT GOBLINS

Skarsnik ava W H E N?

>>7997530
I'd play it safe, if I were you. We both know how vindictive people are here.

>>7997527
My precious bodily fluids have probably been tainted by your candy! It's all part of the ESL subversion!

>>7997543
True. I might have to make a hoard of sfw loli looking ones, and only post lewds that draw her with an older body? Maybe? It's a pity because the loli ones are the best.

>>7997549
Yeah, you're probably right to only post the more adult looking ones. You're also right about the porn, but what can you do? Best you can do is make some crops of the good stuff, I guess.

>>7997558
>crops
This is the future desu. I need to crop some chicken ones.

>>7997561
Morning j0nx

>>7997561
Is this Gay Purple Man's daughter?

>>7997562
It really is. Gotta leave out the good bits, but at least you can show off the lewd facial expressions and such.

>>7997525
Geez, fine! Fine! I’m sorry, I’m sorry… It’s just that sometimes I feel I’m somewhat forgettable. Thankfully it appears it wasn’t the case with you. That warms my heart with joy!
>the man announced with a smile as he approached Aoi and patted her head affectionately before wrapping an arm around her form, his hand resting on her hip before thinking of a place to get the couch. Snapping his fingers with his free hand, he figured the perfect location to get a new couch dirt cheap!
Hey, you know the junkyard? Maybe we can go there and… No? OK, let’s just go to the second-hand store and cross our fingers, alright? On the way you can tell me about your other friends and see if we can arrange a threesome or foursome one day… Oh, we should also go and have some lunch too!
>With that, the male kept on talking, trying to distract Aoi from his somewhat lecherous request as they went and bought a cheap couch!
[I was just saying , don’t worry about it.]

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>>7997351

>>7997569
For instance penises.

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>>7997564
Morning
>>7997569
Huh

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>>7997561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eij079q7hDY

>>7997583
Us oldfags, huh?

>>7997589
Your father was a big star back in the day, sweetie.

>>7997589
back when 4chan had ads from Slipshine there was a purple skinned guy in a banner that said "We have stuff for the ladies too, for instance penises."

Everyone on 4chan started calling him the gay purple man.
(But he was a straight male rapist in the comic he was in.)

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>>7997536
I love you too.

>>7997548
No puedes escapar.
Vous ne pouvez pas vous échapper.
You can't escape.

>>7997531
I imagine Settra wearing sunglasses and holding a surfing board while saying that.

>>7997540
After Karl Franz ava.
SUMMON...

>>7997579
Do you actually typefuck with her? Dear's great, I'd love to do something.

>>7997398
>>7997386
If you were born in the USA and you've spoken english for your whole life, that doesn't make you ESL.

>>7997605
Such a sweet superfine sugar. You're lucky I'm still sleepy.

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>>7997601
>>7997593
Ohhh

Are you saying jinx is a rape baby?
>>7997592
Huh
>>7997605
Homosex

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You guys are too lively this morning. Keep it down

>>7997612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZD4ezDbbu4

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>>7997611
Yes.

>>7997622
No.
>gropes

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Post morning music

https://youtu.be/Nf_PmmlCiso

>>7997605
Nooo!
..Fine fuck it. Give me a chocolate bar

>tfw you want to ERP but are always doing about 4 things at once and can't concentrate

>>7997624
Would you be okay with her doing some lewd things at the moment?

>>7997627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdkR43VzZyU

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>>7997627
https://youtu.be/ZHoLaLlL5lA

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>>7997612
What

>>7997619
Cute l0l1

>>7997627
https://soundcloud.com/stratfordct/01-svntribe-wake-up-master

>>7997651
Anamanaguchi is excellent, and prom night is super great

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Beta tester, are you there? I hope you are doing a lot better after your long night at work.
Or the backers? The rewards are coming soon, don't worry.

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>>7997613
Sleep and rest, you earned it.

>>7997619
Turboslut.

>>7997628
>Hands Anon one (1) Aero dark chocolate bar.

>>7997627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJroOnp7-Rg

>>7997665
Morning Aoba. As your first backer, I'd like to congratulate you on being best loli of 2017

>>7997658
You heard me, you are not an ESL fag

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>>7997648
Depends on what you had in mind.

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>>7997625
>The mage simply pouts as the anon grabs and touches her fat tits all over
WOW. Rude.

>>7997627
>Gorillas
10/10 taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeE1Y8S6jVc

>>7997647
Not quite as many for me, but I know the feeling. Usually why I can rarely come around here.

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>>7997674
But I'm not a loli! I thought we already went through this. I am a bussines woman with mature tastes just like... drinking coffee and talking about adult stuff! I have responsibilities too and I need to pay my bills. That's why I am a mature woman and sleep at night..... No I don't, I'm dying, I need to sleep.

>>7997690
Yeah I know. What you gonna do about it?
>keeps groping

>>7997670
Aero? You really know what I love!
>The anon gratefully accepts the Aero, putting the money down on the counter

>>7997627
>morning music
This counts, right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5leZFim2B5w

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>>7997627
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V80EzF--UNk

>>7997694
Get some more sleep! Your backers, and testers can wait for you to get some much needed rest. It's the weekend, anyway, just relax dumb dumb

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>>7997678
Does this mean I don't get to build the wall?

>>7997665
I'm here miss Aoba. But I'm no avaiable for my backing right now. Keep working.

>>7997709
It's the other way around, you can build the wall.

>>7997709
I hear they're going to be paying pretty well to make that wall. We should go, jiro. We'll be two of several hundred Hispanics working on the wall anyway.

>>7997709
No, it means you're not ESL.
But you still gotta go back.

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>>7997695
>The mage puffs her cheeks out as they redden into a deeper red as her pale flesh melts between the anon's fingers, soft as pillows as he molests her
STOOOOOP!

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>>7997716
>>7997720
Real talk, the company my brother works for is gonna try and put their bid in for helping build that wall so if they get it I might actually get to meet Trump since according to his book, he insists on being there in person for his big projects.

>>7997721
I kinda really don't wanna go back tho

>Owains everyone

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>>7997705
I will, I will. J-just remember that I'm working on my game, I never stop!

>>7997715
Hello! No worries, I hope oyu have an excellent day.

>>7997709
We need to build a WAALLLL and they will to pay for it, and! They are going to build it too!
>Aoba waves one of her hands while she pats her Trump suit with the other.

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>>7997294
>still not on that list
>they don't know
Then again, based Nozomi isn't on it either, so I may very well end up being on the complete list.

>>7997731
See? You're not even trying. It's obvious you like getting molested.
>he brings a hand to her nipples, the other into her panties, pinching and rubbing at her slutty spots

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>>7997743
Me? I'm already half-Owain.

>>7997665
Boss you called? Sorry I was taking a nap in the break room. There's not much for me to do until those bugs that I found are fixed.

>>7997762
So, a nigra?

>>7997752
>trump memes
Boner status lost

>>7997762
>tfw would want Dear to make me cum hard enough to claim me like an Owain meme
>tfw not important enough to be claimed

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>>7997761
GAH! Not so sudden!
>She squirms under his touching as her bare skin is felt up, her warm little slit beginning to get wet as his hand feels around it, her sounds of protest becoming slight squirms of pleasure

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>>7997752
>We need to build a WAALLLL and they will to pay for it.
They will pay for it*
R-reeee, I'm very sleepy.

>>7997767
Yes! Actually I just wanted to see how you are doing, I'm working on them! Though I need to fix the bug where you place a box on top of your head and you fall through the map.

Like I said, just checking it before I pass out.

>>7997785
I-I thought it was funny... I'm sorry anon. Please donate to my kickstarter, follow me on twitch and suscribe.

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>>7997752
Go to sleep, boss. Also I think I broke the game really badly

>Kirito pointed at the screen to show what he meant. The ground textures were suddenly nothing but repeating placeholder images which consists of square with the kanji for "ground" in neon colours, the player character was nothing more than a collection of greyish white polygons vaguely forming human shape, and the sky was a bright pink with various objects and flickering numbers just floating past. A closer look at these numbers would reveal they were the performance charts that one would open up to check various things like FPS and such, so for them to just be floating past in the sky was strange. The voice lines were suddenly pitched so very low, which could be heard at the occasional idle quote the PC spoke. All this was made all the more worse with random distortions and VHS-tape style flickering..

...I kinda like it.

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>>7997785
It's hard not to joke about the biggest joke in decades. Now, lighten up you fag.

>>7997762
Cute Dear maid.

>>7997762
FUCKING XEHANORT

>>7997800
It's just a bit forced here is all. It's funny when you theme it right but not everyone has to wear the fuckin hat.

>>7997796
Man you are really desperate for my donations aren't you? I'm not sure, you didn't quite sell it to me with your kickstarter. Can you offer any special backer incentives?

>>7997793
Man, you're already getting wet from me sloppily feeling you up like you're some sort of slutty sex toy or something. You're hopeless.
>He wipes the wetness from her slit and brings her fingers to her lips, spreading her own juices over them
See? This is the taste of a slut.

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Morning

>>7997800
>he's the biggest joke
You'd change your mind if Hillary was the president, trust me. Trump is a twat, but he's a saint compared to what she'd do.

>>7997811
Fronk?

>>7997812
>>>/pol/

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>>7997809
>Trying and failing to avoid his fingers she's forced to taste her own sweet pussy, licking about his fingers as she flicks her tongue about
That's very rude anon! If you wanted to fuck you could of just asked!

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>>7997812
I'm in the same camp boi, one lackluster/okay term that got some important dialogues open as opposed to eight years of the shill

>>7997813
That's me

>>7997796
Oi boss, how much times do I tell you to get some rest in before doing anything like that?
>The beta tester frowns at his boss, but eventually lets up since he's not one to talk. He's done the same thing after all.
Well I'm doing alright. Like I said, there's nothing for me to do until at least some of those bugs are fixed. I'm doing alright though. Brought my Wii U into the break room so I can play it and at least have something fun to do. I don't think I'll be able to play the beta for a while, especially after those 5 days. I swear, the music haunts me whenever I get close to a PC. Anyways boss, go get some sleep, I'll be here to talk some more whenever you wake up.

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>>7997791
You worry too much.

>>7997812
I don't give a Fuck either which way. You armchair politicians never cease to disappoint me, with your "If you're not with us, you're against us!" mentality. Both choices were fucking awful, and you'd be blind to say that we're not already feeling the effects of having a drooling manchild stuck in the office. It would have been the same level of bullshit either which way, because we're not allowed to have nice things in America.

>>7997825
I know, but I can't help it.

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You should have voted me instead! Honest Abe! Aha!
.....
........
>Leaves through tear.

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>>7997821
Fronk!
>>7997658
Delet
>>7997670
False

>>7997830
Okay, but fuck off. The last thing we need right now is a /pol/ derail in here of all places.

>>7997830
Woah there, hi /pol/

>>7997809
>taunting DMG with jojo memes

>>7997821
How are you doing?

>>7997821
Trumps gonna go 8 years and they're gonna be great years.
The greatest.

>>7997844
Blame the faggot that gets triggered by an offhanded joke. We could've let everything slide over, but there's always gotta be a couple of assholes who wanna have a debate right here and now, no matter where.

>>7997819
Nah I don't have time to waste on a slut like you, I just wanted to degrade you a li'l this morning.
>He pinches her tongue between his thumb and index and pulls slightly
I wonder how many cocks this thing'll taste today... 5? 10? 20? Probably more than that.
>He then lets her go, and smacks her slutty ass
You're lucky I gotta get to work, but I bet you'd blow me under the desk if you could, huh?

>>7997858
Yeah, I love paying extra for the most basic of things, because muh import taxes

>>7997860
I just made one comment about how the joke was lame and that was it anon, you are the one who seems triggered right now.

>>7997762
Source on that image?

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Sup

>>7997865
Honestly just wipe out the chain of command until Mad Dog is acting president and you've got a golden age.

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>>7997841
Jinx!!
Hi

>>7997857
Pretty swell, just woke up. How are you?

>>7997858
We'll see, man
Let's just hope from here that the DNC chooses a politician that doesn't exist solely to fill their pockets

>>7997868
>and that was it anon

>>7997808
>>7997830
>>7997865