Pnoy thread
>>7994991
>>7994991
thanks for baking faget.
1st
>>7994931
I had GlaDOS in my mind.
So lol, I was about to ask if you're still killing yourself and then skitty pointed out your email.
>>7994947
Hi!
Is this what they teach people to do in business schools?
>>7995009
Poor attempt.
>>7995011
Every day I always feel like I'm that much more likely to.
heh it worked out well. But as soon as I have the ability to hurt you just for trying to fuck with bread, I'll do so.
don't you feel back in home?
kek.
>>7994991
Lewd
>>7995022
don't say things like that. i've been through enough with you to know you're worth having on this planet.
>>7995033
Oh certainly yes.
>>7995044
LOL
>>7995062
An egg cracks under mechanical stress, and not because people thought it looked ugly.
>>7995071
There's literally nothing wrong with Firefox. Go fuck yourself.
>>7995059
>Not wanting lewd
>>7995080
that's why you have to be hard boiled.
anyway it's time for me to hit the hay. i got work in the morning. good to see you again, and welcome back to the threads.
>>7995106
>>7995086
desu I stopped using it cause it somehow had conflicts with visual studio and it would constantly crash and it had a few memory leaks so I had to restart it
what made this worse is the fact that firefox lacks tab isolation
it does not use individual processes to isolate the websites so if you load a shitty website that crashes the process, it literally crashes all the other tabs and takes the whole browser out of the game
firefox has also been proven to be the most targeted browser in which zero day exploits are used to screw with people next to internet explorer
but now internet explorer is gone so firefox was second in command for most exploited browser, so you are literally the internet explorer meme user of 2017
I could go on, there are more negative things I can point out but there are just too many of them
>>7995108
I happen to prefer being soft.
>>7995080
>>7995108
>>7995080
I take it you're an old poster?
>>7995155
I'm getting too old for this.
>>7995161
You can never be too old for things.
I take it we've never met before?
>eating hardboiled eggs
>not soft boiling the egg to the point you're pretty much eating raw egg capsules
disgusting
soft boiled eggs 4 life
>>7995128
Fine then. I'll find an alternative. Cya!
>>7995183
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNyUALnj8V0
>>7995188
LOL these were all things from the past idunno about all that now
don't base ur choice off what some random person says on the internet kek
>>7995183
>eating eggs at all
fucking NASTY!
>>7995219
I regret watching that to the end
>>7995226
ur finger is nasty
>>7995231
sounds like a jet engine...
truly sorry about your ears.
>>7995234
it doesn't stink and it will heal soon.
imma softboil some 3 eggs right fuggin now
I almost got crushed by a tram falling on me in a dream today
>>7995257
Disgusting.
>>7995259
whats a tram
>>7995286
A miniature train
First.
>>7995326
>>7995339
>>7995340
u in a bad mood sweet cheeks ?
>>7994991
Thanks for baking, Skitty
tfw you really wanted to hard boil eggs and you get up and run to the kitchen and check the fridge but as soon as you leave the room you remember you live in a one room house and there's literally no kitchen and eggs
I forgot i was poor for a moment
>>7995346
>>7995364
>tfw you had to choose between eggs and peanutbutter and you chose eggs
>>7995351
Nuu
>>7995378
I have peanutbutter but i ran out of eggs
luckily my neighbor has a lot of chickens but I'm really weary of going out at night to take eggs from them because he's complained that someone abuses his chickins and he caught me sneaking around the coop at night taking eggs once cause I made the dog bark and the chickins went crazy and one escaped and I didn't want to leave it out... and he was like imma call the cops if i see u around my fucking chickens you son of a bitch!! so i didn't say anything and ran off with the eggs and droped a few right there and they broke and made a mess.. but i just went and got 3 and nobody saw me
>>7995476
Kek, so you're stealing eggs from your neighbour
>>7995476
you have the coolest adventures
>>7995476
skitty: chicken thief
would make a worthy khajiit!
>>7995476
>that someone abuses his chickins
Sexually?
>>7995181
Probably not.
Definitely not if you've never seen the fox in pic rel before.
>>7995498
no, pretty sure he means someone kicks them or does things to make them have PTSD because normal chickens don't get so fuggin scared like these do when you get close to them it's like you fuggin killed their family in front of them
>not stealing your neighbor's eggs at night
just fugin lol @ ur life
>>7995501
I only joined in nov 2014 when /b/reads reached 8chn in the second great exodus.
So we've probably not met.
I do look forward to getting to know you though, Always happy to meet the old and the new.
>>7995511
They're chickens. They probably did watch their family killed in front of them.
>>7995496
lol
>>7995490
would u steal eggs with me at night?
I'm heading to bed now guys, have a good one /b/read.
>>7995552
Any time. Me and my friends used to go out and do dumb stuff at 2 AM in our town. We'd go to walmart and buy blankets and disney fruit snacks and then wonder around wearing them,
>>7995546
I am an electronics engineering-educated military logistician who hates his job and his government.
I played World of Tanks for 6 years.
I know how to do almost everything on Windows PC, but don't even know how text messaging works. I can type 120 words a minute on a keyboard, but only 12 a minute on a touchscreen.
>>7995547
.... II didn't realize how right you might be
i think you're right
holy chit
I feel really bad for them
now I want to help them
maybe I should have just left their door unlocked and let them leave
should I go back and set them all free?
>>7995562
sleep well, babe.
>>7995562
Nite
>>7995569
I think it's your duty to give them their freedom.
>>7995569
>set them all free?
They wont survive on their own the wild life and ferals will devour them.
>>7995568
Kek, doesn't haev to happen all at once Alex~
I'll see you around over the next few days surely :3
I'm out now though, night~
>>7995574
>>7995579
Hooroo
>>7995568
>I played World of Tanks for 6 years.
I was going to ask if WoT in your name was for that game but I was maybe it's not
u should platoon with me b-baka
I have teir ten tanks and everything
>>7995590
I won't be here.
>>7995588
>>7995591
We're not on the same server.
>>7995600
wow gay
what country are u from?
I forget texas isn't the only continent on the planet
>>7995598
chickens are way too idiotic.
>>7995594
Why so?
>>7995621
Work.
>>7995620
Yeah. That's why I don't mind eating them. But they say pigs are as intelligent as dogs but I like bacon too much.
>>7995639
If it's an issue of time I'm on near 24 hours a day ~3-4 days a week :P
cause I'm a no life loser desu senpai.
>>7995652
u lost your job tbqh senpai?
i have the biggest boner rn
>>7995649
pigs are special I actually feel bad for them.
Cows too.
>>7995678
You like?
>>7995663
Nah
Still have my jerb.
>>7995678
I don't believe you.
pics for confirmation.
>>7995689
>this is normal according to blewberry
>>7995689
Yeah. If only they weren't so delicious.
>>7995705
youre the sick fuck goes about reading about anal prolapses for fun
>>7995705
How many times do you think Jarrets colon has fallen out of his ass?
>>7995713
Would you clone your own muscles to eat a human steak?
>>7995719
I wonder how many dildos does Jarret has.
>>7995717
reading you aware me about your anal prolapses wasn't something I considered fun
>>7995730
As many as he has lightsabers.
>>7995728
no but I'd clone myself and am I allowed to have sexual intercourse with the clone or is that incest?
... I would fug the chit out of me everyday desu
Ok I'm actually out now, l8er
>>7995734
Holy shit.
>>7995705
>>7995717
it actually looks like the cow's uterus has prolapsed, which isn't too common.
it's not too hard to fix these days, but it could kill the cow.
>>7995752
>your writing's getting a bit odd.
huh
how so?
>>7995751
gnight
>>7995755
>this kills the cow
>>7995752
but you owned some in the past?
>>7995760
d- due to infection.
it's hard for blood to flow to it because it all fell out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkZLl1CUT9s
>>7995698
LOL
but thats lewd
also discordio is here and he'd just save it and then repost it to hell to give me PTSD
>>7995778
why do you know so much about cows rectal and vaginal organs
>>7995769
having a dildo battle would be fucking hilarious if it doesn't end up in sex tho.
nyehehe
>>7995786
Did the thought of stealing your neighbors eggs cause it?
>>7995799
I dunno those things look like they could hurt a bit. I've had twizzler fights though. They actually make extra large twizzlers just for that purpose that they sell in sex shops and stuff. Those things hurt like a bitch
>>7995786
he did it to chijo, aku, and blew iirc.
sad stuff. good thing he's too new to have any of my pics.
>>7995796
I lived in ND for a while, and took an agriculture class. I remember a bit about cows because my teacher had a really unhealthy obsession with them.
>>7995807
cause what? im confused
>>7995769
what's weird about the way i was writing?
>>7995839
the part where you said "reading you aware me"
>>7995831
Caused your boner
>>7995847
How is using basic fuggin english me being weird? can you please aware me because I'm not seeing it
r u stoned?
>>7995839
>>7995872
aaaah now I understand, you meant "make me aware" I was just confused because aware isn't a verb. Its just a form of speech, no worries.
>>7995852
dude no wtf
>>7995882
hello sir
>>7995866
do you ever get tired of posting krystal?
>>7995887
are you aware....
that getting awared and being aware is a basical fuggin life survival necessity?
how have you survived to get this old when your this dumb?
GET AWARED MY DOOD
it's only like one of the oldest fuggin memes on the internet
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aware
>>7995908
yeah like i said its a form of speech, I just wasnt familiar with it, my bad.
>>7995895
Do you ever get tired of experiencing payday?
>>7995811
If I ever die from overwork, I've arranged for my next of kin to post your pics ITT.
who are you people
>>7995926
yeah, that game got old fast
>>7995891
իԶՑՖբճչշֆ¿¿¿¿¿
>>7995929
my name is Jack
I have to get to bed for now. Goodnight, sleep tight.
>>7995926
like, the game? I've never played it.
>>7995927
OH FUCK!
but... you don't have a next of kin.
>>7995929
shit posters. we were cast out of 2x4chan's /b/ by cuck mods.
seriously theres no names and i'm drunk
>>7995929
I'm a Hispanic fag from Texas, I'm a super criminally inclined asshole too, I literally just stole 3 chickin eggs from my neighbor and nobody will fuggin catch me
Crime does pay
>>7995936
dafug is this
>>7995937
sleep well.
>>7995942
we use namesync.
>>7995960
oh fuck that thing is still around? I helped milky beta test that
>>7995960
gnight
>>7995944
pls dont steal my eggs while i sleep skitty im trusting you.
>>7995955
absolutely true.
which is why we're here.
taken up residence in the trash bin of 4chan.
>>7995957
oh, yeah actually.
my old boss started cutting my hours so he could pay me less. I worked 12 hours one day, and he cut it down to 6. fucking prick.
>>7995973
no shit? yeah it's still around. slap it on, so you can see our names!
>>7995957
That is a strange thing to compare to lol
also it's anthrophermorbic yuck u could do better
also it has boobs.. gay af desu
>>7995981
it's not my fault if you make it too easy
goodnight
>>7995985
eightchan dead?
i wouldn't even have a link. i haven't posted in a chan in years
>>7995995
no? what are you doing here then?
who are you?
it's not dead. /b/ mods are just faggots and making our own board would slowly kill us.
>>7995985
I'm at work 120 hours a week.
>>7996011
mnh/nom
i'm just really drunk and spec made me lurk on trash because he's a degenerate and infected m
>>7995985
>>7995985
>working 12 hours a day
jfc that sounds like unimaginable hell
that's longer than what I'm usually awake on any given day
>>7995992
Don't touch Jarrets eggs. You don't know where they've been.
>>7996013
thank you faget
>>7995939
That's literally whoever gets things in the will isn't it? My brother could be next of kin.
>>7996016
that's horrible. you must feel dead all the time.
I was a dishwasher. :DD
>>7996029
oh, you.
I'm still wondering who gave you your name.
>>7996035
it was some good cash. pissed me off at the time though. I had to complain to his boss to actually get paid. we found out he'd been cutting my hours for weeks.
>>7996043
oh. well fuck.
I might have to send you other things. `,:^) so that it would be TRULY embarrassing.
>>7996039
>>7996052
tense did
>>7996041
wtf did u just call me!
also when did you stop posting to say you haven't posted in a chan in years and you're suddenly here on a hidden underground secret board on a popular coolkids website
>>7996057
but what does it mean?
>>7996057
tense the ponyfag? i think that's a poster from ponychan
>>7996075
sounds like the sound heavy weapons guy makes when he eats. nom nom nom!
>>7996078
yeah it is. he gave that to me like 2 years go
>>7996088
exactly1
>>7996091
did you used to use that name there?
>>7996109
yeah. i started with mnh
>>7996104
psota the renamon pls boss
>i work 120 hour weeks
so you literally work 17 hours a day and sleep 4-5 hours a day?
I understand why you want to kill yourself now
how important do you have to be to be treated that terribly that you're forced to sell your life at this level by the hour
>>7995929
We are actually ponies
>>7996103
nice name I guess.
mine is better though.
>>7996117
i think i remember you... and it hasn't been years ur exaggerating
>>7995929
We're Star Fox.
I'm going to bed, sorry for not posting much, I'm more of a lurker than a poster
See you tomorrow
>>7996148
No accounting for bad taste.
>>7996148
I posted there, maybe once or twice...
yeah.
>>7996151
sleep well.
>>7996148
mlpchan hasn't existed for years
>>7996151
goodnight
>>7996148
You can start by picking a pony you like and using /mlp/, derpibooru, this thread and maybe the picture dump board on ponychan to collect your favorite pictures of the pony in a nice folder and then attach a pic with a face fitting the content of your post to every post
>>7996167
I haven't.
I've been here all night.
>>7996175
nigger, i've been collecting pone pics since 2011. ihave 135 gb of pony pics
>
>>7996178
oh. must be a different marble poster
>>7996167
Some of them surely are.
> Fapping Together Thread
there is a thread with this subject theme on this board and its active
I think coming here was a mistake
I feel regret and shame having just peeked outside of us
>>7996197
like rarity
>>7996206
Exactly.
>>7996192
Then you are ready to actually be a pony
>>7996192
maybe.
what did they say or do?
I'm curious now.
>>7996199
that's my main thread. :^)
>>7996175
>attach a pic with a face fitting the content of your post to every post
what an autistic sounding thing to do
lmfao
>going threough the trouble to be that autistic
i just dump whatever in one folder and give all my files little dots so I just pic random pics and thats it
>>7996213
>that's my main thread. :^)
you like fapping with others? would you fap with me? would you let me.. fap you? would you fap me?
>>7996224
there is nothing in your comment I don't blindly agree to.
>>7996226
yell at spec
>>7996226
>autism
>>7996214
>not doing that
>>7996216
You are a pony, Harry
>>7996206
Very this
why does fucking everything in 2017 have to have meaningless lights on it
I fucking hate lights. Except indicator lights and blinkenlights.
>>7996231
Hmm.. y-you should come over to visit some time
>>7996248
And other revelations.
*railroad man start playing in bacground*
>>7996248
I like lights though
it makes things look techy, shiny and interesting
>>7996260
Yes
>>7996265
Put ligths on Fluttershy
>>7996248
it makes look pretee, like kristmas trees.
>>7996256
lmao. skitty pls.
>>7996260
>>7996213
>>7996265
How shallow.
>>7996052
Still @ work
>>7996278
Sorry I'm not 13yo and go outta my way to find some obscure fucking shit to be into so you could notice how fucking DEEP I WAS
>>7996283
how many people work the graveyard shift with you?
>>7996295
aw. sleep well.
are you aware that your monitor utilizes literally billions of tiny mico lights to paint pictures for you? you're only seeing what im saaying at you from thousands of miles away because the lights allowed it
the lights are underappreciated
>>7996302
>mico
micro*
>>7996295
Night, person
>>7996302
>thousands of miles away
try a couple yards
>>7996296
Three others
I'm peepin
>>7996302
This is how I explain my computer problems to my cat. My cat usually seems happier than me.
>>7996317
>>7996326
aha. that makes napping difficult I bet.
>>7996333
>>7996328
(^^ this poster just checked you out)
>>7996331
if I could choose to have a magic power I'd choose to be able to put myself in people's pets places
I'd use that power to be your cat for a year and experience life as alexes cat and then I'd try to do weird cat things to make you stop being so fuggin ANGSTY
>>7996328
>>7996342
kek
it's so late
why are we both up at 5am
should i take a shower now
>>7996365
we've lost control of our lives.
obviously.
don't forget to wash between your ears.
>between your ears
>>7996400
gotta keep your brain clean.
it's the reason you've been having so many dirty thoughts lately.
>>7996415
Hmm... desu it's also cause I have a special somepony who i talk to a lot everyday that helps me turn into this terrible corrupt creature and I don't really regret it to be honest family
Thank them on my behalf.
>>7996444
um... checked?
>>7996452
>>7996461
um... thanks
brb shower
>>7996464
>>7996468
don't slip in there
>>7996473
how many seconds did that one cost you? how much does your irl job pay so I can divide it by the time you spent on me right now and figure out how much I was worth to you
>>7996352
I was a pet human on lsd once
fun experience but makes people seem evil because I didn't understand what they were talking about most of the time
>>7996492
I have taken a lot of showers in my time, maybe more than you, in different houses, different states... many different showers.. and you know what I realize every time I take on that's not at my house? I realize how fuggin low the water pressure is absolutely everywhere... the shower I use has it shoot hot water out with like 80 PSI and it feels amazing being blasted in the face and body with high pressure skin searing, flesh dissolving water
>>7996584
nigga what
you mean you're into pet play and u role played so hard you stopped knowing english and polish?
>>7996601
I'm jealous of your water pressure.
>>7996616
That is practically the only thing I can legitimately brag about me... my showers water pressure.. I've let friends use it without telling them beforehand what to expect and when they come out they're like bruh i wana shower in ur house EVERY DAY and i don't blame them cause I have used theirs and i find it infuriating how the shower head releases a pathetic low pressure stream of sorry embarrassment and its incomparable to my EXTREME SHOWER SPORTSâ„¢
>>7996609
I mean I took https://www.reddit.com/r/LSD/comments/3ae7dg/the_most_important_thing_to_remember_when_taking too seriously and forgot to be a person so I was much easier to control
>>7996342
I'm on my feet the whole night.
>>7996646
that is the most druggie look hippie talk post i've read in a year or two
I forget how much of a degenerate you are
>>7996697
>look
-look
>>7996695
I forget. what do they have you do all night again?
>>7996645
you truly are the king of water sports, skitty.
>>7996591
is that a character from a videogame?
>>7996697
meh
you need to do acid someday
>>7996725
>>7996726
fuk no
>>7996732
wow thats really hot...
>>7996721
not what i said baka
>>7996742
tfw krystal wont talk to u
ok
imma just go and sleep myself to death
>>7996742
it isn't?
I'm sorry.
>>7996754
>>7996721
I move freight and stock shit.
Don't go, Skitty.
>>7996843
I thought you worked for some small business. they have you doing this shit every night?
>>7996854
The small business is my day job, at night I run around a Bed Bath & Beyond
>>7996868
oh, fuck. I must have forgotten that. sorry.
they have a lot of neat shit at bed bath and beyond.
>>7996877
Yeah, they do. A lot of it is made in the USA too!
>>7997018
fuck
yes
damn right they do.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Sneks/comments/5xd0s6/snek_is_pretty_hecking_good_at_imitating_logos/
>>7997842
>>7997908
i maed that post.
>>7997927
Impressssssive!
also, poni
>>7997938
also poni.
>>7997946
poni poni
morning
>>7997966
Cute Luna. Saved.
>>7997994
Hiya KHAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?
>>7998021
Knew you'd like it!
how's u? :3
>>7998148
i'm still waking up I need cofffee 61
and how about you
>>7998148
okay-ish. I don't like posting here very much, though
>>7998165
>coffee 61
you need coffee from a store in Russia? lol
I'm doin' good, just chillin, and working on an assignment due for Monday, pretty crazy stuff
>>7998180
Yeah, not quite the ideal posting conditions, but I've been in these parts before so I'm kinda still used to the old times
As for me, I'm just busy with Autocad, excel, and equations bah!
I'm searching if there's a way to export multiple areas of regions in autocad as a table
>>7998225
Sounds super busy for you. I'll be needing to go now, but i'm on steam if you wanna chat sometime.
Bai Canon <3
>>7998281
Have a good one!
>>7999221
CaNoN wubs!
>>7999309
Shinywubs! <3
>>7999347
How goes it?
>>7999363
Name sync pls
...
>>7999363
Goes pretty well, just working on an assignment, drawings and excel, and enjoying homemade carrot-walnut cake!
how bout u? :3
>>7999381
Chilling, smoking weed and watching imaqtpie play LoL
morning
>>7999400
>checked
haha sounds cool, wish I could play some vidya or watch those but I'm pretty busy these days it seems
>>7999432
Hiya Dashie!!
sleep well?
>>7999450
eh. I slept alright, having coffee now. yourself?
>>7999465
hey
>>7999515
Hay~
>>7999465
Yay Skitty!
>>7999515
cool, yeah, coffee always good!
I'm doin' good, just chillin, working on uni stuff, having a fine piece o' cake, all good!
Also bump limit inbound
new bread
>>7999525
>>7999525
>>7999525
Hello...
What the h*ck is this thread
Good morning everypony
>>7999690
it is fun central!
>>7999690
shit central