ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite pokemon?

>>7991716
me

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>>7991650
You don't see the clawful storm down south?
I had to travel through it. It wasn't a pleasant clawperience.

>>7991654
Hey there.

>>7991695
It's a speech impediment.
Don't be claw-ffensive, please...

claw is for vore

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>>7991716
Eelektross!

>>7991695
>Fishtol has been smooched
>Internal aaaaa-ing

zibel is for mentally breaking by killing his friends

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>>7991716
Remi!!
>>7991735
Sorry! So.. Do you waaaaanna join?
>>7991786
>Hold the husgun up.
Remi! Remi, best hero!

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>>7991794
>Splet

>>7991814
>kill them all

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>>7991716
inazuma

>>7991814
>kill them all ¤¤¤¤

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>>7991765
...
This is why I clear my internet history...
>Groan

>>7991814
Gonna look around first...
>Start poking around

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>>7991716
Deerling

>>7991676
WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU, LEAVE ME ALONE

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>>7991716
idk man
blaziken?
kinda fun being a chicken

>>7991814
>KILL THEM €£¥₩

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>Climb up the ship

>>7991735
Eh heh, really makes you claw

>>7991786
Good job, heh.

>>7991765
>>7991794
>>7991828
>>7991849
>WATERFALL

>>7991858
C U T E
U U T E
T T T E
E E E E

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>>7991828
>>7991849
>>7991882
>Confused eel noises.
>>7991856
Um, okay be careful.
>>7991897
Welcome back Gask.

>>7991909
kill them

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>>7991814
>Give the eelfriend fishy kisses
I am?

>>7991909
k i l l t h e m

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>>7991909
>Roll to not break anything
Neat place.

>>7991976
>>7991951
>>7991882
>>7991849
>>7991828
>>7991794
kys

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>>7991900
>Crawls into shame hole
I'm not cute

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>>7991909
Heh, hello again.

>>7991975
Yes you are, eh.

>>7991988
Heh, cool.

>>7992018
You're right.
You're cute as fuck.

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>>7991951
>>7991976
>Annoyed eel noises.
>>7991975
>Smooch that bestgun.
You are!! Best!
>>7991988
Thank you!

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>>7992045
>>7992052
People say I have a really soft and gentle touch...
What do you guys do around here?

>>7992045
>Hug the Gask.
Hey!
>>7992066
We're fixing this boat up so we can take it and um... Be away from humans!!
-Zibel, might be hearing voices in his head

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>>7992052
I aaam?
But you're the best!

>>7992133
KILL THEM

>>7992185
kys

>>7992133
fry them all up

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>>7992050
IM NOT CUTE ON ANY POSSIBLE LEVEL
>covers self with blanket in hole of shame

>>7992215
SO
FUCKING
C U T E

>>7992223
>one off
Time for a good old bleach cocktail.

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>>7992133
>Zibel used Bind
Oof, really strong hug, eh

>>7992066
We get away from humans most of the time, and raid them for supplies the rest.
It's a good life, heh.

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>>7992152
You are! We're both the best.
>>7992185
>Confused Eel noise.
>>7992199
>Sudden urge to make friends dinner.
>Go make friends some fried fish+greens for the seahorses.
>Roll for tastiness.
>>7992251
Oops sorry.
Wanna try this food?

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>>7992133
>>7992251
Interesting...
Might stick around. See what happens.

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>>7992223
S-STOP IT, I-I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND
>hides under sheets embarrassed
>anon plz stop

>>7992251
>>7992260
>Sleepy wott snugs against marsh daddy, and yawns.

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>>7992321
(Bab is too young for drink tho!)

>>7992278
I know who you liiiiiiike.
And it's cuuuuuuute.

>>7992271
Okay! Welcome to the crew! You have a name?
>>7992321
>Watch babwott.
-Zibel

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>>7991716
pic related

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>...and now for the trending topic news.
>After three days of search of every square centimeter of Orre desert, Blue's fans found the next hint on the ongoing hunt
>With a mere forty five cases of heat stroke and six murders by what has been called a "creepy walking tree", the hint was found in the middle of the recently abandoned Agate village
>It is being speculated that the next hint is in the Almia, and most of the fans have already booked tickets for the far away minor region
>The locals are completely unfazed at the murders

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>>7992336
HOW IS THAT CUTE, TELL ME HOW AM I CUTE
LIST OF WHAT MAKES ME CUTE
> PROTIP: YOU CAN'T

>>7992375
(Noodles, it's "lilycove", as in the same "lily" as in "lilypad" or "lily of the valley", not "lillycove"

also there was only one murder in Lilycove and it was an assassination unless I'm gravely mistaken)

>>7992397
You're right, I can't.
I wouldn't be able to fit it in the character limit.

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>>7992321
>>7992330
>Tuck in lil wott in blanket pile
Eh heh, sleep.

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BREAKING NEWS:
An independent pharmaceutical firm has announced that they have a treatment for the pathogen responsible for Johto's water crisis.
The company in a press release stated that they will be providing the drug in question as widely as regulations allow.

>>7992413
Kek.
But Muks. Your plot has no relevance now

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>>7992408
List 3, you can't

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>>7992350
...
Not really.
Any idea for a name?

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>>7992375
>Laughs and downs some shitty vodka
Fucking idiots.

>>7992429
Cecil! How about that?
-Zibel

>>7992403
(MurdereRs, not murders)
(I'm not Noodles either)

>>7992455
(Yea, noodles is to busy flirting/calling out turts)

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>>7992413
Hmm. Excellent, I'll have to s-
>>7992422
Wha? Damn, I hadn't anticipated this...
(The plot got derailed by RL shit, I'll play this one off as this antag being too slow )
At this rate, what's next? Someone raiding my workshop?

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>>7992413
...Cannot tell whether I should be celebrating this or should have seen this coming.

The question is, is the pharmaceutical firm giving out the drug for free as a PR move, or selling it for a high price?

Because if it's the latter, I have about one guess as to who it is.

>>7992481
...Oh, Well, look who decided to show up.

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>>7992481
nice workshop shitlord

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>>7992503
Hugh why are we here? Terrakion doesn't like this place.

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Hey guys, do you have any jobs for me? Work has been kinda slow over here.
>>7992481
Hey, it's you! Do you still have that feather for sale? I have half of the money!

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>>7992413
Thanks Natu Anon/Colress/Dr. Iceberg.

>>7992422
The Muk only clean up the water supply, there are still many infected in need of healing.
Plus, I'm not sure if the Muk are completely immune to the pathogen.

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>>7992503
>>7992522
Guards! Deal with these intruders!
I want him dead!
>Cartier fumbles for a Pokeball...

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>>7992532
Hey can you-
>>7992537
Uh... I'm gonna go, okay?
>Grab Hugh and drag him out the door.

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>>7992554
Yeah? Do you have a job for me? I'll do any job! ... Okay, that's not true, there's no creepy stuff I won't do... But still! Practically any odd job!

>>7992568
(fuck me, that's supposed to be "there's some creepy stuff")

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>>7992568
Sorry Hugh dragged me into some weird pedo dude's house.
What are you trying to get, a car?

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>>7992537
>He sends out a Cinccino. Wrong Pokeball, dumbass.
How the hell did they even find my workshop? Dumb luck?

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>>7992582
>>7992554
>>7992503
>A pained groan echoes from another, unseen area of the workshop...

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>>7992582
No, Nebby is better than a car anyway. That guy was selling this magical feather! ... okay, I don't know if it's actually magical, but I heard there's a powerful Pokemon you can meet if you have it!

>>7992449
That works...
-Cecil

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>>7992617
Huh?
>Should he hear this? I had him leave, I really don't know where this Gucci guy is so I've been staying out of his plot.
>>7992628
Like... Hoho? Or whatever its called? Uhh... You wanna come to Pokestar Studios and make a movie?
Ok... Maybe that's dumb. Gimme a sec...

>>7992667
what is this a picture for ants?

>>7992673
yes

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>>7992631
Awesome! Welcome aboard!
>Hug the shellfish.

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>>7992667
( Feel free to get involved. This is kicking off the beginning of Gucciman Cartier and His Edgelord Co-Conspirator's final act or two probably)
Sweeper, watch the door. Guards, check if the shipment from Orre arrived. I'm heading to go... unwind.
I don't need meddling Unovan authorities in here. If they show up? Burn everything.

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>>7992667
(Let's say he heard it before he left.)

>>7992706
>>7992667
>More pained groaning. This time it's louder.
>Yes, Cartier hears it too.

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>>7992667
Uh... I don't know what it's called! I kinda got excited when he said "strong Pokemon" and missed a lot of the rest... Sure! I can try to make a movie!
....Where's Pokestar Studios....?

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>>7992673
Durants need pictures too!!
>>7992706
>Okay!
>Ninja around the house?? secret base??? whatever it is I'll ninja it.
>>7992732
>Yep that's a thing but shh I'm ninjaing, can't get caught. Steaaaaaaalth.
>WHERE THE HECK IS SUN COME ON
>>7992741
Acutallyyyy I'm on a stealth mission! Come hang out!
>Send Sun the coordinates of where you are and an offer of 20,000P

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>>7992753
Nebby is kinda bad for stealthy stuff, but okay! Give us five seconds....
>La'liona le space cat teleport
Okay! What are we doing here?

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>>7992753
>3
>Guards are suspicious but haven't found you yet.
>They send out a Pokemon - Evens a Houndoom, odds a Salandit, dubs mean they got their Shipment From Orre....

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>>7992791
Um... I guess we're raiding it? Help me out!
>>7992798
Bad choice!
>Terrakion used Stone Edge!

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>>7992820
>252 Atk Virizion Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Houndoom: 570-672 (380 - 448%) -- guaranteed OHKO

>Guard screams
>A lot
>Reinforcements are coming next round, what do?

>>7992820
kill them

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>>7992820
You took out the only Pokemon, but okay!
Are we looking for a door or making one?
>>7992873
>Switch Nebby out for Espeon, that's what

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>>7992873
Uhh...
>Point Terrakion at him.
We'll stone edge you next if you don't call 'em off.
...Unless you wanna be a hostage!
>>7992894
Making one I guess?

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>Guards arrive!
>Guardsmen send out Malamar and Golurk!
>>7992894
>>7992949
>Golurk uses Earthquake!
> 252+ Atk Golurk Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Terrakion: 218-260 (67.2 - 80.2%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
> 252+ Atk Golurk Earthquake vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Espeon: 151-178 (55.5 - 65.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

> Original guard is a gibbering mess, one of his buddies hollers to 'clean up the evidence'

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>>7992949
Alright, gimme a se-
>>7992980
>It hits Espeon!
>Sun also falls flat on his ass from Earthquake because it's a fucking Earthquake
Soleil! Shadow Ball, please!
>Espeon uses Shadow on the Golurk
?252 SpA and Choice specs for calc stuff

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>>7992980
>Hit!
Hey you know I don't usually pick on kids but I'll be happy to knock you guys out.
>Terrakion uses Close Combat on Malamar.

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>>7993016
>Golurk goes down.
>>7993028
>And so does Malamar.
>One of the Guardsmen runs, the second brings out a Bisharp...
>And the panicky fucker levels his Very Big Very Illegal Glorified Scrap Thrower
>Singles hit Pokemon, dubs+ hit Trainers, and odds are all friendly fire.

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>>7993016
>>7993028
>>7993081
...
>Not stepping in on this battle.

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>>7993081
... what's that...?
>Espeon Shadow Ballin' up in this shit because thanks Choice Specs
>>7993097
>Not sure if this is actually Black or if Gunther started threadposting again

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>>7993081
Quit that. You better not hurt my pokemon.
>Terrakion uses Stone Edge.
>>7993125
Hey Sun what's your favorite soda?

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>>7993081
>Welp, Bisharp's at a little under half HP now.
>>7993125
>Whoosh! That took out the tacky bookcase with fake books on it, doing a huge favor to interior design.
>>7993135
>And that misses by less than an inch. Bisharp is freaking out a bit...
>And uses Iron Head!
>252 Atk Life Orb Bisharp Iron Head vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Terrakion: 211-250 (65.3 - 77.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>7993125
>Black.
>Waiting to see what legendaries Nate has claimed so there aren't random doubles.
>Yes I know N has Zekrom and Reshriam isn't claimed.
>If I should know anything else please tell me.
>Also I don't want to turn this into buttfuck city for the guards.

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>>7993151

>>7993160
(I would say check the pastebin, but I don't think Nate's in it.)

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>Joe: stop being a lazy asshole and wake up
>And be sore as hell because you slept against a beat up bus sign
>Seriously that was such a dumb idea there was grass like 3 feet to the left.

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>>7993160
>Hm... Victini, Kyurem, aaaand Virizion are currently wild
>That's really all I can think of
>>7993205
(I didn't add Nate in yet, and even if I did his Pokemon wouldn't be in there because I don't know his team)
>>7993151
... oops.
>Trying again with that Shadow Ball

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>>7993151
That does it! Burn it all down, leave nothing for the local phillistines to plunder!
>Gucciman Cartier tries to hitch a ride out and GTFO with the help of the guards' trusty Staraptor.
Time to see my business partner in person...

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>>7993151
Come on Terra extra pizza if we get this finished up quickly.
>Terrakion uses Close Combat!
>>7993160
>Serperior, Terrakion, Thundurus, Haxorus, Chandelure, Reuniclus.
>I might change it if people think there are too many legendaries on it.
>Orrr if people tell me those are bad pokemon.
>All level 100 I guess? I thought that'd be OP, but everyone seems to go with that.
>>7993228
Duuude, favorite sodaaa?
>>7993247
Hey doucheface!
>Throw rock at him.

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>>7993228
>Bisharp is down, guards are running to try to hide evidence
>>7993259
>Strange sounds are coming from elsewhere in the building.

>Rolling to see how effective the guards are at eliminating the worst of the incriminating material, obviously they can't get it all though.

>>7993259
>Didn't knock him loose, but you gave him a little something to remember you by.

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>>7993259
(We just let the Pokedestined/League members/Rivals/Evil team leaders have all L100 teams to keep them as a challenge)
(Team's fine dude, we typically don't have problems with people having minor legends in their team as long as their team isn't like... only legendaries)
... huh? Sorry! Uh... Rootbeer?

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>>7993295
>>7993247
>>7993259
>>7993303
>Remember that pained groaning from earlier?

>Yeah, it's screaming now
>Hoarse, panicked, strained screaming

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>>7993295
Dude!
>Follow after them with Terrakion and try to scatter the guards.
>Brandish the very convincing prop katana.
Screw off!
>>7993303
>Cool! Also I think the person RPing Black might be from HG too someone mentioned coming here there.
>Anyway cool, if you have anything you wanna tell me about hit me up OOC.
Rootbeer? Good choice! Favorite food?
>>7993365
Uhh, Sun can you get that?

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>>7993295
>>7993371
"I don't see smoke, gentlemen! Explain!"
>But there was nobody left to explain, as the guards all assumed the small fires they set would spread and they didn't.
>Everything except one smoking-gun is still untouched and the guards are all making plans to fuck off to Orre forever.

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>>7993371
>Nothing I can think of? Mostly just to ignore the shitposters, but I can imagine that goes for HG as well
Uhm... There's this thing that kinda reminds me of the food back home... Spam musubi? I thought it was weird at first but it's kinda grown on me! Why? What's yours?
>>7993365
>Roll to follow the screaming to its source

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>Schmoe: consider snatching your hat back from the pipe gremlin
>Realize you enjoy having arms and thats probably a good way to stop having them.
>Settle for poking sabi/rust with a stick

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>>7993406
>Check on that evidence I guess?
>Geez Sun takes so long to post, if this post ends with a six I shoot myself because I'm way too impatient for this RP.
>>7993484
>Yeah HG is way worse than this place. Thanks mate.
Pff, that sounds weird. I'm more of a lasagna guy myself.
Hey!! You're looking for that Hoho thing what if we team up and you get your Hoho and I get Luigi!
...That's what it's called, right?

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>>7993227
>>7993507
>ROLL TO PUT HIM IN AN ARM LOCK

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>>7993514
>Sorry man, been trying to update the four pastebins. I'll uh. Stop doing that for a bit
... I think? Johto myths are weird! Let's see if they have the stuff inside

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>>7993484
>The source: A Cinccino locked in a cage.
>Or at least... it looks like it was a Cinccino at one point.
>Her fur is uncharicteristically matted and tangled beyond recognition, and it looks like several bones... including a few hind leg bones and what might be her hip... are broken
>In addition, the end of her tail is on fire... one of the many small fires that the grunts thought would spread before she was found. Takes a bit longer to zippocat a Cinccino.

>In addition, there are several Pokemon eggs near the Cinccino.
>Almost all of them look wet... most likely freshly-laid. And almost all of them look warped, dented, or otherwise misshapen.

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>>7993566
>GIRLY SHRIEKING
WHAT THE HECK

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>>7993514
>WELP
>Apparently this guy likes chopping up Pokemon for fashion purposes, and laments the loss of his cannibal chef buddy.
>Also, he has some Suspicious Medicine on his desk. Poison of some kind, and several antidote injectors.
> On 0 or 8, Gucciman forgot the damn feather while running.
>>7993566
>And then, of course, there's this tragic scene.

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>>7993546
>Ssshit.
..Howdy.

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>>7993562
>Sorry bro I'm just super impatient.
>Found info I guess?
Yeah! They're cool though.
>>7993566
Wooooooooooooooooooooooah. This is like that Lillipup in Colress's lab.
Raaad.
>Reach out to it.
Hello?
>>7993594
>Swipe that stuff up?

>>7993608
>>7993546
>A Honchkrow arrives with two slices of pizza flavored cake

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>>7993608
>FLIP H-
>>7993622
>GET CAKE
HELL
YES
>EAT THAT SHIT

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>>7993620
THAT WAS ONCE

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>>7993585
>>7993620
>The cinccino looks up at the shreiking, her own pained screaming ceasing on the spot- her face an expression of utter terror at the sight.
>She then backs away from the humans, farther into her cage, her every movement shaky and weak
>After a bit, she pushes one of the misshapen eggs over to the humans.

>Also I'm not editing images anymore because neeeh

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>>7993620
>>7993671
>It's alright dude, just got kinda used to slow posters
>I guess?
Holy heck what's that and what's wrong with it?
>Do not go near the Cinccino, do not look at the Cinccino, do not acknowledge the Cincino

>>7993620
>Nate got the Suspicious Poison!
>Nate got the Strange Vaccine x6!

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>>7993667
..... what.

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>>7993667
>>7993702
>Confused and slightly wary Porygon-Z beeping

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>>7993667
Still cool.
>>7993671
>Crouch down.
Hey bud I'm not gonna hurt you.
>Unequip ninja gear.
I got berries!
>Offfer Oran Berry.
>>7993685
>Yeah this RP is gonna take some getting used to.
Hey don't be mean, dude.
>>7993686
Neat! Guess I'll hand those to Colress.

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>>7993622
Oh cool.
>Munch on that shizz
>Dubs pizzacake is damn good pizzacake.

>>7993645
So, like.
>Munch
What now?
I got two outta six pokeys, other four might be a little harder to get ahold of though.

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>>7993667
>Sluuuurp the fifth iced coffee of the day
>Or was it the sixth?

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>>7993702
It was a test on the DNA splicers for Kyurem. Yes it was a bad choice. I don't need to be hounded for it, N.
It was either test it to make sure it was right or don't and risk your father's wrath.
...And some horrible accident with Kyurem.
>>7993723
>>7993736
>Sigh.

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>>7993723
>>7993736
Let's just sip our iced coffee and let the bosses fight it out.
If anything goes horribly wrong you two are officially excused from cleanup detail.

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>>7993725
>We have a Discord if you want in on that dude
What? I'm not! I really don't know what it is!
... but I guess it can have my extra malasadas if it wants...

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>>7993734
WELL
>NOM
WHAT ARE THEY
SHOULD WE CATCH A PLANE

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>>7993747
Let's just say that you had a really good reason.

>>7993748
Agreed.
>Sip

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>>7993747
And what happened to the Lillipup, Colress?

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>>7993725
>The Cinccino blankly looks at the Oran berry, something in her mind needling at her...
>A memory?
>After a bit, she reaches for the berry and gently takes it... taking a tiny nibble out of the side.

>Her tail is still on fire, and it's slowly spreading up. Might want to put that out.

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>>7993772
...
>>7993774
Well it helped me perfect the splitting portion of the DNA splicers.
... It didn't survive.

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>>7993751
>Maybe once I've spent some time here.
What the heck is a Malasada?
>>7993783
See? You're okay!
Uh...
>Reuniclus is out.
>Jelly+fire=out right?

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>>7993766
Uhh, one of those punchy dragons from around here, hackymo or something? Hell if I know.
A sneasel, and uh, granbull and mimikyu?
Not really sold on the last two though, so, yeah.

>>7993816
You don't like fairies or something?

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>>7993816
OH! THE JACKOHMOS
YEAH THEYRE ON PONI ISLAND
THERE MIGHT BE SNEASELS ON THAT ICE MOUNTAIN THING
WANNA CHECK THERE FIRST?

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>>7993812
>Alright dude, if you change your mind practically anyone here can provide a link
Uh... The Unovan tourist said they were like donuts, I think?
Do you want one?
>Sun offers a malasada to both Nate and the Cinccino

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>>7993793
Now tell me... How long was it alive?

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>>7993812
>Jelly+fire does equal a tail that isn't on fire, it seems
>Still a nasty burn though. Although that looks like it's the least of the Cinccino's problems.
>She looks up at the human, confused...

>...Why wasn't he taking the eggs? She... She didn't mess them up again, did she...?
>Her bleary, unfocused eyes try to focus on the closest one. It... looked like it was all right...?

>Practically all of the eggs are malformed, most are probably dead already.

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>>7993834
Does anybody actually like fairies?
No.

>>7993839
..Damnit I was just on Poni island.
Yeah, I guess.

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>>7993879

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>>7993850
Huh...
>Munch one of the donut things.
...Hm. Pretty good!
>>7993867
>Turn on the translator thingy on the dex.
Uh, can you understand me? Friend! Do you need some potions?
>Pass it the Malasada.

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>>7993894
..I guess I can make an exception for sylveons.
They're alright.

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>>7993864
Three days.

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>>7993909

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>>7993879
SWEET
>GRAB JOE BRIDAL STYLE
>SKEDADDLE
>>7993922
>HISS AT GAY FAIRY DOG

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>sip coffee
>clean beat stick
>hope to not be on corpse cleanup detail

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>>7993908
>>7993867
>Sun starts poking one of the more malformed eggs. After two pokes his finger goes straight through the shell - when he pulls it out its covered in egg goop
... groooooooooss......... I don't think these things are any good.....

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>>7993917
How much did it scream, Colress? Did you even give it pain killers?

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>>7993908
(A legendary made it so all Pokemon can speak English a while ago. If that doesn't sit right with you I suppose that's fine but just making sure you knew.)
>The Cinccino takes a while to find her voice, her gaze sliding from the egg back to the human
I... w-why...? I...

...Everything... hurts...

>>7993967
>At seeing this, the Cinccino's breath catches in her throat, as she looks up at Sun with fear.
>She HAD messed up the eggs, hadn't she...?!

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>>7993930
>Sweet jesus rust stronk
>Single drop of sweat
>Is skedaddled away with

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>>7993985
Why wouldn't I give it painkillers? You don't think I sedated it as much as possible?
I'm a man of science N, not Victor Frankenstein.

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>>7993996
>ARRIVE AT LEAGUE GATE
UHH...
UHHHHH
HANG ON
>ROLL TO RUN PAST THE GUARDS

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>>7994013
..Uhh?
>Batteur: be mildly confused at why we're trying to get into the league?

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>>7993967
Ew...
>>7993988
Uhh... Hold on bud.
>Spray her with a few potions.
We might have to take you to the hospital. Are you okay?

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>>7994002
Colress? Victor Frankenstein was a man of science. Specifically one who specialized in altering and piecing beings together to bring back the dead. How should I know what to believe about your methods?

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>>7993930

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>>7994025
>SOMEONE HASN'T PLAYED ENOUGH S/M TO REMEMBER THE ICE PLACE IS RIGHT BEFORE THE LEAGUE
>I MEAN THE GUARDS AT THE BASE OF THE MOUNTAIN IM RETARDED
>RUST HAS NO CRYSTALS SO THEY WILL NOT LET DEMON IN
>ROLL TO SCARE THEM OFF WITH THE PIPE
>>7994051
>HISS

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>>7994055

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>>7994055
please stop hissing at my friend
okay
thanks

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>>7994031
>The Cinccino gasps softly at the potions. The certainly eased a bit of the pain, but it doesn't look like they're doing much else other than heal up a few scars and the aftermath of the fire on her tail.
>Can't mend broken bones, malnutrition, and other things with naught but potions, after all.
>After a bit, she shakes her head, her body shaking a bit.
I... I'm not okay...

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>>7994045
Fuck. It was a bad comparison.
I don't plan to do anything like that. The worst thing I do now is... Harvest brains and organs for the units.
Is... Giving people and pokemon a second chance at life evil?
>Oh god I'm fucking evil.

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>>7993988
>>7994031
>He wildly flicks his hand to try and get the yolk and white off
.... all of these eggs are kinda wacky? Wait... There's one! I'll get it!
>The one actually round egg is picked up by Sun
Uh....We can take Nebby if the hospital is far?

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>>7994055
>Man I've only got six crystals so far
>I don't know much about SM
>Joe: Shoot the gaurds the deathglare

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>>7994084
Okay hold on.
>He pulls his jacket off and picks up the pokemon.
We're gonna take you to a center, okay?
>>7994096
Gross... Yeah we're gonna need your lion, dude.
>Stand up with Cinccino.

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>>7994090
.... according to Zekrom, yes. I don't like how much you modify them from their natural state, but I can't argue against giving Pokemon a second chance ... However. Have you ever brought back a human? How many people went into making Unit One? It seems to me that only the Pokemon was actually given a second chance.

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>>7994106
>NERD
>Guard A is paralyzed with fear!
>Guard B reaches for his pokemon.
>Rust uses Brutal Swing on Guard B!

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>>7994119
Alright! All aboard Nebby!
>Nebby at least lays on the ground, so climbing on his back isn't that difficult
... where's this center at?

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>>7994119
>The Cinccino instinctively snuggles into the jacket, looking up at him.
>The poor thing feels like she's all skin and bones, and those bones feel like a mixture of fragile and already broken.

>Of course, when the poor girl has been on a less-than-optimal diet and has been using a considerable amount of it to pop out eggs, of course she's going to end up malnourished.

>>7994096
>Said egg feels fragile. Scarily fragile. But it also feels... warm.
>Sun better be careful with it.

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>>7994153
How bloody

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>>7994153
>How am I a nerd if I don't know jack?
>Batman: Chuck a rock at Gaurd B's dome.

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>>7994151
... Yes my methods aren't the best. I acknowledge that. I acknowledge it every single day of my life.
Only now I've begun to help people. I'm trying to live a life with less failed experiments on my hands.
I've saved several lives in the past few weeks alone. I'd like to make my peace with the things I've done.

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>>7994174
>Hop on!
Uh... Go for Castelia, they have a really good one.
>>7994176
Try to relax a bit bud, we'll have you to a center soon.
Step on it, Sun!

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>>7994188
HISS!!!
>>7994196
NICE!
>RUN PAST GUARDS WITH BASEBALL PLAYER SHAPED WIFE
SNEASEL HERE WE COME

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>>7994199
I can vouch for that, as well as being grateful.

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>>7994214
To Castelia!
>La'Liona le space cat teleport
>They're on a random roof somewhere near the Pokecenter
... I have no idea where we are?

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>>7994266
>>7994214
>The Cinccino shudders as she goes through the portal... before her nose twitches.
>She doesn't have a 100% intact grip on the world around her, but even she can detect the difference in how the air smells.

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>>7994231
Thanks. Used to pitch in little league.
So, uh..
What does a sneasel look like?
>He is infact this stupid
>He just looked on some forums to pick out his team

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>>7994266
Uh... Down the street, over there!
>Point.
>>7994293
>Hug the Cinccino a bit tighter.
Sorry, bit of a complication.

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>>7994199
Then do it. There's a toxin problem in Johto that could use your assistance. Stay away from lethal experimentation and I'm sure we won't have a problem.

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>>7994313
>UNEQUIP BAT BASED WIFE
UHH LIKE BLUE WITH A RED FEATHER
I THINK?

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>>7994293
>>7994326
>Meanwhile, a local drops his drink because fuckhueg sun catte out of nowhere.
Please tell me this thing's not going to use a car as a chewy toy...

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>>7994340
I had Unit Two get me some samples. I'm not an idiot.
Thalidomide, possibly Carniogens too. Easier to cure in the earlier stages. I'm looking into a cure now.

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>>7994355
>Has literally been dropped on his ass
>Ow.
Oof..uh, good enough for me.
>Joe: be on the lookout for blue things with red feathers

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>>7994326
Okay! Let's go!
>Roll to get there without incident
>Nebby is returned to the ball because let's be honest here, two champions attract enough attention in a big city without a massive ass lion as well
>>7994378
>But not before chomping a tire

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>>7994406
>A blue thing with a red feather appears

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>>7994378
He shouldn't.
>>7994418
Suuuuunnn... You're so not meeting my mom if your cat's gonna do this.
>Take the Cinccino to the center ASAP.

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>>7994406
HAHAHA
DWEEB
>>7994433
DUDE THATS IT
>PITCH A BRICK AT IT

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>>7994448
>He's bricked but still standing
>The "Sneasel" attempts to peck Rust's foot

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>>7994448
..It's a bird??
>Get up

>>7994466
>Chuck rock at

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>>7994418
>>7994437
>The old now-desk-jockey follows, albeit slowly.
>He's not exactly steady on his feet.
>He is, however, keenly interested in what's going on.

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>>7994418
>>7994326

>The Cinccino whines a bit, her breath growing more labored

>If Evens, she just had a spike of pain.
>If Odds, it's because she wasn't done laying eggs when she was found. Whoops.

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>>7994466
OWWW FUCK!
>FALL OVER
>PAIN
>>7994472
ITS A PIECE OF SHIT
CLUB IT FOR ME

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>>7994437
>>7994476
.... huh...? I'm meeting your mom...? Cool!
>Sun has selective hearing
>Into the center!
>Roll to get the Nurse Joy's attention
>Probably by shouting at the top of his lungs, knowing him

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>>7994474
Hey what's up? Are you lost, mister? Um... I think the old people house is over there.
>Point.
>>7994476
>Cropped porn. Classy.
Uhh...
>Give it to the pokemon center people.
Please help!!
>>7994505
Pff, dude!
>Yell at one of the Joys.

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>>7994485
..
Kay.

>>7994466
>Joe: Equip bat
>Schmoe: Swing for the fences

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>>7994485
>Get one more peck in before getting KO'd by >>7994472
>Birb collapses on Rust
>>7994520
>Okay
>I hope you don't clip Rust's foot with doing that

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>>7994505
>>7994513
>It's the closest thing I have to pictures of Cinccinos in pain
>Cut me some slack

>Speaking of which, the Cinccino gives a painful groan
>Surely a Nurse Joy's attention is best captured by the pain of Pokemon

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>>7994505
>Old Man Thorpe catches up with the duo.
>If Nurse Joy wasn't paying attention before, he'll make sure they do now.
>>7994513
>Death Glare
>>7994547
>Intense Concern

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>>7994547
Uhh...
>>7994560
Thanks grandpa!
>Hand the pokemon over to the nurses.

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>>7994547
>>7994589
>Nurse Joy comes running
>Immediate look of horror
Clear a room, now! We have a triage patient!
>The Cinccino is taken back, and hopefully will be alright - well, as alright as is possible at this point.

>>7994513
That always works in Alola!
>>7994560
Wow, thanks uh...
Mr...
>Stammers for something not completely rude to say
...... old man..?
>>7994599
>Dubsfail
>Uh oh
I hope that mouse thingy is okay!
-Sun, this bastard has like zero art, rip me gotta hunt down more pics

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>>7994599
Sweet! Thanks nurse!
>>7994613
Well this isn't Alola, dude!

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>>7994599
>Wow
>Yep, hips are completely shattered, as are several other bones including a femur and several ribs.
>And she's also severely malnourished... and on top of that, blood testing reveals that the thing's hopped up on Breedfast.

>Oh, and at least second-degree burns on the tail.

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>>7994613
>>7994634
>With great dubsfails come great misunderstandings.
Can you two just, er, stay there for a moment? This Pokemon is in, frankly, horrific shape.
I'm appalled that anyone would let her condition get this bad.
As it is...
>>7994560
>Meaningful Stare™.

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>>7994533
>BLEH
>PAIN

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>>7994634
I guess... but still! Seems kinda weird that shouting doesn't work! Are you guys all deaf over here?
>>7994648
Okay! We can wait!
>Time to chill on one of those lobby couches, I guess

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>>7994648
Huh? We saved it from sketchy pedo dude though!
>>7994669
...Huh? What'd you say?

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>>7994634
>>7994613
Nate, Sun, please sit down.
I need to ask you some questions about where exactly you found that Pokemon, who the Trainer is, and what you know about their condition.

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>>7994533
>Launched the birb into a nearby rock
>Throw a ball at it I guess??

>>7994665
You alright, saab?

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>>7994696
>CHILL ON THE FLOOR
NAH IM DEAD DUDE

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>>7994683
>He starts laughing
So that's why Unovan music is so bad!
>>7994685
Uh... I'm already sitting, but okay!

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>>7994717
Shit, guess I oughta go get some gasoline and give you a proper viking funeral.

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>>7994685
>Crash in Sun's lap because he's short.
Uh, it was in a cage in some sketchy dude's house. Why do you care?
Oh! Are you a cop?
>Show him the evidence stuff.
I nabbed this.
>Don't show him all the cure vial thingies because I'm so giving one to Colress.
Do these help? I think it was an egg sex slave breedy thingy.
>>7994742
Shush!

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>>7994749
BURY ME HERE
FUCK ITS TOO COLD FOR THIS JOKE
>STAND UP
DID YOU KILL THE SNEASEL?

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>>7994742
>>7994753
Yeah, I'm a cop. Well, a desk cop now, but still a cop.
>Policefag shows his badge, and looks over the evidence.
>He looks ill by the time he finishes.
Kyurem on a crutch...
This helps immensely, Nate.
If you and Sun can give me a location, I'll have a full team dispatched to the site.

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>>7994777
>777
>Here's your payday.
>Sack of coins thrown at you
>With force

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>>7994824
>PAIN
>SCREECHING
>FALL BACK ON THE FLOOR

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>>7994777
Hell, I don't know.
Would it go in the ball if it was dead??
..Are you alright?

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>>7994753
>Welcome to the lap
... what? It's bad! I think lā can sing better!
>>7994807
Oh! I have it! Rotom!
>The Rotomdex floats up to Thorpe
>As in right up to his face
Hey, if you find a pretty feather can I have it?

>>7994846
NO IM IN MORE PAIN THAN BEFORE
>ACCEPT COLD FLOOR AS NEW HOME
IT MIGHT I DONT KNOW
-RUST

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>>7994807
>Still no fucking clue WHERE it was but.
>Nate pops his cool wristwatch thing open and shows the cop the spot.
Here you are, sir! Sorry I thought you were an old man, you know they have hats that look like real hair now, right?
Don't tell Hugh but I think his hair is fake.
>>7994855
La? Is that Alolan for Solgaleo?

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>>7994859
...Alright?
>Hoist the rusty pipeslinger onto your shoulder
>Is full well aware this isn't smart but screw it.
>Joe: Go check if the ball is full of uncooked KFC or not

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>>7994870
Right in a fancy neighborhood. I know this area, I'll send the info along.
>Gets on radio, calls up his buddies.
>>7994855
I can't make any promises, but I'll see what I can do.

Nate, Sun, Rotom, I appreciate the assistance. Can I ask you to back up just a bit, though, Rotom? I may be eligible to take medical retirement but my eyes still work well enough.

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>>7994902
>RUST: GROAN
FINALLY MY WIFE DOES SOME DAMN WORK
WHATS IT LOOKING LIKE

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>>7994870
Nope! It's Alolan for "Sun"! He's my Decidueye, and reeeeeally likes to screech at things. Especially when he's hungry.
..... is your hair even real?
>Poke the hat
>>7994908
Okay! I've been saving up for a while, it'd suck if I didn't get to buy it!
>Hopefully no one asks how much he has because holy shit

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>>7994921
..Wife?
>Batteur: be extremely confused.
Uh..looks like it'll be fine? I guess?
Maybe?

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>>7994921
>>7994959
>Good news! It's not uncooked KFC!
>Bad news? You don't have the badges for this!
>PECK

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>>7994908
Good! I can help if you need, sir! I wanna get my Kuyrem in on this!
>>7994957
Ooooh, neat. I'm not great with languages. Decidueye are cool! I've always wanted one!
Hey, hey! A magician never reveals his hand.
... Besides you saw me in the ninja costume, obviously it's real. What kinda date are you? Geez!!

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>>7994959
>>7994973
UUUUUUGH I DONT LIKE IT
>CALL IT A MEAN NAME
DUCK FUCKER
STUPID TURD
FUCKING
ICE
ASS GODDAMN FUCKING STUPID GODDAMN ARCEUS FUCKING STUPID ICE SHIT BIRD

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>>7994973
..
>Return.

>>7995005
So uh, you sure that's a sneasel?
I don't think I saw anything about it being a bird when I was looking up pokeys..

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>>7994985
The Alola professor can probably give you a Rowlet if you want one! And that totally could have been a wig!
.... What's a "Kyurem"...?
Wait...... Date?
>Poke the hat again
>Man, it's a good thing I retconned Sun's age earlier today or Nate would be getting Hansen'd

>>7995055
I DUNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
MAYBE IT ISNT
>FLOP
-RUST, ALREADY A DEMON

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>>7995055
>>7995091
>Dubsfail
>PECK 'EM SOME MORE BEFORE RETURNING TO THE BALL

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>>7995073
Dude, sweet!! I've always wanted to meet Mr. Cookie anyway. Uhhh... Well mine's like big and black? Colress gave me some cool DNA splicer thingies. They're coooool.
Yeah? A date with Nate, mate!
>RIP me. If him having Black Kyurem is a stretch I'll have it just be a cardboard prop he throws at people or something.
>I think there was multiple at the same time in the movies or generations or whatever?

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>>7995100
AGH, fUckER.
>Bean the stupid fucking bird with its ball

>>7995091
Yeah, even if it is I don't want this little shithead.

>>7995100
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
>>7995127
CAN WE GO BACK TO HELL
IT WAS NICER THERE
-RUST, TOO LAZY TO USE IMAGES

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>>7995137
You know what, I'm starting to agree with you.
How about I meet you halfway and we go back to sinnoh.
Close enough to hell, but without the horrifying demons.

>>7995194
NOOOOOOOOO THIS COLD SHITHOLE IS BAD ENOUGH
LETS GOOOOOOO
-RUST, STILL LAZY

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>>7995115
Kinda like a Mega Charizard? It sounds cool!
... rate eight out of eight?
>Why not both? He can have Black Kyurem, we don't really mind, but cardboard Kyurem sounds too funny to pass up entirely

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>>7995220
Yeah it is cool!! I'll show you him sometime. Rosa has the white one... But I don't know where she is.
Exactly! Now you've got it.
>Lay in his lap.
>Both it is then. Cardboard Black Kyurem shield will come in at some point.

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>>7995212
I mean, we got heat and stuff, but okay.
>Pick up the shitty chicken ball
>Check dex while walking..somewhere.
>Roll for coordination?

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>>7995266
>Joe is a master of navigation apparently.
WHERE ARE WE GOING

>activate lewd mode on streambro