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tfw ur not watching the image limit edition
>>7966678
Day 2
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>>7966723
She's got a mean streak a mile long. Best steer clear.
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>>7966632
I mean really, the other school was much closer to the mall...
>>7966678
What..?
>Sniff
... I have forgotten I suppose.
>>7966723
>Cries of "Dental plan!" Can be heard in the distance.
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>>7966730
Mau...? What do you mean "not real"? I'm a very real person!
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>>7966723
>Lilac begins to cough violently before putting the substance on her lips
...Maybe I shouldn't do this after all. I mean, water dragon bodies hate this stuff I think.
>>7966768
Hey, good job! I won't be beaten that easily though.
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>>7966768
Are you sure guys?
Im not really an honorable guy to be honest.
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>>7966677
Like, imprisonment.
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>>7966677
You're a life savor! Seriously you should let me repay the favor!
>>7966682
How do you make someone do chores? It's not like you can threaten them.
>>7966712
Noble yet dangerous! I like it! I guess you must enjoy doing it if there is a hazard to it. What do you pack when things get heated?
>>7966730
Man, I didn't realize I was talking to a philosopher here. I usually hop from one place to the next, where ever my search leads me. So it's hard to maintain a job for long, but that's not the problem. Problem is I'm currently stuck here. I can't really dilly dally not when my mission is at stake!
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>>7966632
We become what now? I never consented to any of this. Is there a thing such as friendship rape?
>>7966677
They only illuminate outwards then, I assume. That would be handy, if flashlights hadn't existed for several years now. Is this part of the "make everything hands-free" movement?
>>7966730
Huh? Why am I less human than anyone here? Please, do explain this to me.
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>>7966768
Night 3
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>>7966723
I can too!
>>7966768
I know you can't really tell, but....
>>7966799
...Imprisonment?? Now you're really jumping to conclusions!
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>>7966579
Kuhuhu… The fallen angel working as a lucky charm would bring me to the Vict-
Haha… Don't ask me, I just thought it seemed cool making a pose like that when the show finally starts.
>>7966632
"Should I give up?"
"Give up?"
"Ze…ro"
No… I refuse throwing off the towel that easy. Giving up means rejecting everything I've done, Everything including my dreams.
>>7966723
…I understand, Perhaps they didn't wanted to talk after all.
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>>7966811
>>7966768
Somebody kill me.
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>>7966600
Well...I can't exactly just speak out the recipe...you wouldn't be able to exactly grasp it through just word of mouth.
How about I bring my log containing all of the foods I know how to make and let you take a gander through it?
It has well-written instructions that you could snap photos of or write down yourself.
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>>7966723
Oh well. Given the rules, I don't even have to attend class anyway.
>>7966768
I'm not into this kind of thing...
>>7966779
You said created, didn't you? You also keep saying Mau. No real human being would say their catchphrase that frequently. There's something up about you, and I'm not entirely sure if it's you playing pretend, or being serious.
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>>7966793
Hey, you got the title for a reason, right?
>>7966809
I can tell them that I won't pay the cable bill. That'll get them up and going.
>>7966811
...Ugh, I gotta stop playing this Final Fantasy thing or I'll waste the whole day!
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>>7966811
This is totally not gay AT ALL.
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>>7966768
>Ahri huffs.
>She cannot deny though that Killer Mike would rock that skirt better than she could.
>>7966811
>She pretends to cry by herself, claiming she was recently dumped by her boyfriend, occasionally looking around to see if anyone comes by.
>They do not.
>She posts a swimsuit photo online instead.
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>>7966853
Maybe there was some kind of mistake, but ill gladly accept it anyway.
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>>7966860
Long story short its bullshit, but sometimes you gotta play the game to get ahead
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>>7966810
When have you ever heard of technology like this in your land?
>The light fades from the eyes, exposing the normal violet.
>Actually, it's...not so normal. It's a little paler than before.
>Now it's a lot paler. So's her skin, for that matter. And her clothes and the halo.
>In fact, her entire person is now in pure monochrome.
What excuse do you have for this, exactly?
>>7966809
>The aforementioned food appears in her hands, and she cheerily holds the thing out.
Really, it's no problem. I'm happy to be of service, sir!
>>7966860
Wait...I'm sorry, what? I really don't even know what this means....
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>>7966860
S-Sorry! I swear that was an accident! ...At least I'm closer to winning, right?
>>7966867
Good, and you better watch out. Because I'll be taking it back from you soon enough!
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>>7966863
>comments on the swimsuit photo because he's really fucking desperate
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>>7966809
Maybe you can become a beggar? That would fix your hunger problem. Money isn't really a problem if you don't have a house or other mouths to feed.
>>7966810
Your extreme hatred towards others for what they have and what you lack is what I consider to be less human.
>>7966830
I would love that! While you're at it, why not cook me up some of that secret food? It's one thing to hear the recipe, but I'm sure it's another thing to taste it. I want my whole body to be overcome by the joys of your creations!
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>>7966904
forgot my pic.
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>>7966900
I mean really, what did you expect from a fistfight with a robot?
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>>7966900
>Lilac looks up from her sushi bowl to greet the girl who somehow escaped her attention
Oh, hi! Didn't see you there.
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>>7966900
>>7966920
...Oh! Hello to you as well. Sorry for disturbing you like this....
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>>7966853
Ha! That's pretty devilish! You got spunk!
>>7966894
>Leo quickly grabs the wich and is about to bite down before stopping
Sir?
>>7966908
Oh no no no! Anything but that! Dad taught me to earn everything through hard work and dedication. I just can't do that...
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>>7966900
Night 5
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>>7966809
You bet, my life is always at stake. Thankfully I've inherited 200-kilograms of grip strength and an 'Evil Eye' from Granny herself to beat the odds.
Oh? And my partner's not here, not quite often were seperate like this but.... Whateves.
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>>7966843
No, I'm most definitely real, mau! I'm not created, just modified!
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>>7966907
Nobody wants to put someone in charge with prejudices even if it will get the job done or not. Worse comes to worse you just have to bite your tongue, nod and smile.
>>7966940
We'll come back.... At midnight. Don't fall asleep!
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>>7966940
Bare with me, im not really that "experienced" in that topic.
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Kould yuo all of do favour für mich? Ich need someone to make eye vatch Polen für ein few minute. Ich vill be right back.
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>>7966942
I can't imagine doing that type of work without someone watching your back. Teamwork makes the dream work, as they say!
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>>7966939
Erhm...yes?
>>7966940
I, uh...I don't know if I should be impressed or disgusted.
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>>7966933
Oh no, you're fine! I just didn't expect that anyone besides me would be up here. How are you?
>>7966939
Yeah, it's kinda mean... But I have to do it sometimes. Fair's fair, right?
>>7966940
I'm a water dragon so this shouldn't affect me much... I think.
>>7966958
Um... Ok?
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>>7966904
>Ahri smiles happily and comments back with a heart and a winking face.
>>7966940
>Ahri, enjoying the party, is unaware of the keg that is swung in her direction.
>She wakes up outside once more.
Wha...What hit me?
>>7966951
>She takes notes.
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>>7966978
Pitiful
Come on kid, you can do better than that!
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>>7966940
>Intensely under the infuence, Ignis throws the beer keg he emptied like a champ at Ahri in a drink stupor.
>He then passes out.
>>7966908
That is a good idea...if I did have something to cook with.
Hence why I inquired about any food contents you may have had on you.
I'll be more than welcome to do that however once either you or myself acquire some cooking ingredients.
Mostly you because I can't seem to find any place to purchase them anywhere here...
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>building a folder
>remind myself that no one will talk to me because the character isn't witty or funny
>tfw I'll only be replying to slides hoping someone says something
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>>7966978
>>7966993
Look, I can totally do it, but I just don't feel like it right now.
>>7966996
>Is that you, me?
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>>7966978
The Feast
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>>7966894
You, ehh... Obviously, that's just some sort of trick, right?
I can't quite explain it, but it must be something akin to that. I can't think of any supernatural power that lets you go monochrome, so it can't be something a deity has bestowed upon you, or whatever you keep spouting out.
>>7966908
Extreme hatred? I-I thought it was just jabbing fun at them, I never intended to actually hurt... others...
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>>7966996
I-I have an ava that's the same way...wanna circlejerk with me?
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>>7966996
I'll talk to you, stranger.
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>>7966939
Your dad's not here now, is he? He's not going to be watching over you, so what does it matter?
>>7966946
In other words, half human. Now, I'm going to take a guess that you were modified for these "wars". Why did they pick you rather than someone with a bit more experience?
>>7966995
Oh no, I didn't mean right now. I kind of lost my appetite over something that happened, so it would have gone to waste.
Tell me, is cooking all you do, or is there more to a gruff looking man like you?
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>>7967008
And this is why I don't drive... Oh well, I'm a big step closer to winning!
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AIKAWA
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>>7966967
Can't agree more, so... what's your end of the deal?
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>>7967008
>Taking a drag of her cigarette, emblazoning the ember
You've got a bright future ahead of you.
>WHOOSH
>>7967007
Oh, like that's never been said before. Come oooon.
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>>7966978
You're. You're a robot. Of course you can.
>>7966972
Perfectly well! Honestly...this isn't somewhere I'd normally be anyways. I just had the temptation to, is all.
>>7967009
Why not? The gods do as they wish. So why not grant me such a blessing?
>And then her skin grows darker. All of her does, turning in to little more than a living shadow in front of the woman's eyes, see-through, with two piercing white orbs being the only break in color.
Just because you've not heard of it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
>>7967008
I failed you again...spirits.
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>>7966972
Want set Polska free?
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>>7967014
If you find out what the ava is
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>>7967009
Well, you've thought wrong. Now you've got others hating you because of the way you act. This tough appearance you were going for has harmed you more than help you.
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>>7967008
Day 7
Winner next
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>>7967048
Nevermind, fuck you.
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>>7967045
Oh shit a voltorb
>tosses pokeball
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>>7967062
kys Aqua
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>>7967057
They fight like all the time. It gets so tiring after a while. Dad thought so too. Took a long trip one day.
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Where are all of the ship girls?
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>>7967061
>the anon kneels down to the little trap, whispering ever so softly into your ear
Awaken...my master.
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>>7967019
I guess that's more fitting... But yeah! I was! But it was to serve! That's how most wars are, mau... I mean, there is a draft, but not all are like that...
Just as long as I was able to pass the training I'm able to volunteer myself.
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>>7967062
No no, fuck you
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>>7967042
Ugh, fine...
>Lilac stay stone still and holds her breath
...
>>7967044
Huh, alright. What's your name?
>>7967045
>dumbfounded
W-What?
>>7967057
I'm going to beat up all the bad guys!
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>>7967057
Our survivor is...
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>>7967080
W-whyyy...wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>7967078
Yuubari comes and goes
Kongou comes and goes
Kockmina is here right now with trapkaze
Nagato has simply disappeared as well as the avafag
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>>7967102
Congrats!
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>>7966958
Grüß Gott! Wo kommst du her? Nice to see another person from the Rhineland!
>>7966968
I think you got me mistaken...
>>7966972
True, we all gotta pull our weight. But aren't you afraid they might get spiteful?
>>7967019
Because I stick to my principles. No exceptions!
>>7967035
Me? Well not much to say. I'm just a cave diver whose trying to find some answers. Long the way I've been seen and taught many things! From being a bodyguard to fighting a panda that knows karate...Life sure does throw surprises, huh?
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>>7967103
Together we will rule the world! We will have all the cute animu girls!
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>>7967110
Anchorage? Airfield?
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>>7967100
>>7967102
Right. hold still for a sec.
Chill
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>>7967063
Kurwa! Am not Monpoke!
>>7967100
Niemcy is of occupier! He take my clay and try stamp out Polska cultur. Needing helps.
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>>7967113
Thanks for playing
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>>7967044
Starting with the creepy illusions again, are we?
>Yozora pulls out a flyswatter and swats it in the general direction of the shadow, attempting to dispel whatever smokescreen was appearing in front of her.
>>7967052
I didn't mean to, I just thought... Listen, maybe we can start back from square one. I promise to not poke fun at you, if you'll promise to be my friend.
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>>7967123
Anchorage is on discord, Airfield was Vert
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>>7967130
Beautiful.
Thanks for hosting
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>>7967129
Fuck it's not working...
>throws an ultra ball
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>>7967113
Congratulations Suz!
>>7967130
Thank you for hosting!
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>>7967110
>all of these faulty answers
how clueless can you be
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>>7967130
Thanks for hosting mate.
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>>7967113
>>7967130
Mau, thanks for hosting!
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>>7967130
>thanks for hosting
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>>7967102
>>7967127
...!
>Lilac attempts to dodge, but she gets crushed
>>7967118
No way! They're not ones to hold grudges really.
>>7967129
S-So what can I do to help?
>>7967130
Thanks for hosting.
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Ngw?
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>>7967137
>It looks, sounds, and feels like you just smacked someone in the face with a flyswatter.
OW! What's the big idea?
>>7967100
Erhm...sorry for...getting in your way before. I'm Fluorette.
>She offers a stiff bow.
>>7967118
...Pardon? What do you mean?
>>7967113
Congratulations, ma'am. And thank you for this trial!
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>>7967130
I approve of this winner. Not some magical girl or god or monster, just a plain lil' bloodthirsty soldier. Well done!
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>>7967137
How much is it for an hour?
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>>7967157
Then correct me
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>>7967146
>*bonk*
STOP THROW PROJECTILE!
>>7967163
Allow run away me. Help mi escape the away.
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>>7967167
Fluorette, huh? That's a pretty name! My name's Sash Lilac, but my friends just call me Lilac.
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>>7967092
You keep saying all the right things, Mau. At first, I honestly thought you were a normal girl, but now...now I understand you're a cold, hard, war machine. Your innocence has been taken from you, and all that's left is the hope that one day you'll find meaning in life...right?
>>7967118
Even if you're faced with death?
>>7967130
>>7967113
Congratulations! You definitely look like someone that would win a survival game.
>>7967137
What if I don't want to? What if I can't see past your crude facade? Or better yet, what if you end up proving me right? I would love nothing more than to get to know you, but I'm not sure this is within your best interest.
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>>7967171
who bert plays is none of your business you fucking faggot
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>>7967192
Then you should run. Don't worry, I won't try to stop you.
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>>7967215
I wasn't asking about them? I generally thought I said something that was off. Also fuck off Nymph.
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>>7967119
Yes! Rule them all!
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>>7967163
You say that, but who knows when they might decide to steal your leftovers from the fridge.
>>7967167
I'm a girl...
>>7967201
Without a doubt, but I won't let it come to that.
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>>7967201
Muaahh!?
I'm a war veteran, sure... I've just left to the life of baking goods ever since I got my freedom back... Maybe you're right there. We had plans to extinguish all human life on Earth when we arrived.
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>>7967258
Post John Kizuna
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>>7967258
REEEEEEE
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>Pooooooollllleeeeeen...
....kurwa...
>>7967227
Danke make vatch Polen. Ich vill take him now.
>>7967118
Hallo?
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>>7967167
I-I ehh.. What? I didn't hit you, I just hit your smoke-screen projection, not you. What are you talking about?
>>7967170
Realistically? Around 7 to 8 million dollars. One hour of embarrassment to be comfortable for the rest of my life? Definitely.
>>7967201
Th-then that's your choice. I'm not demanding you to, simply asking. That's all I can do. Of course you'd love to get to know me, I- Nevermind, I was about to poke fun at you again. See? I managed to contain myself.
>I've got to head out here, it was nice talking to you all. See you around some other time.
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>>7967281
>>7967290
REEEEEEEEEEE
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>>7967264
By doing nothing, right? As it seems you have nobody wanting you to help them out with requests. You'll starve and then...parish. Are you sure you don't want to beg?
>>7967270
So you want to kill me? I am human, so I should be on your hitlist. How do you plan on killing me, if I may ask?
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>>7967237
Do you think I give a flying fuck about your opinion? Fuck you, and don't EVER fucking call me Nymph again.
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>>7967264
I'm not worried about that. I keep all my snacks in a minifridge I keep locked. I actually did have trouble with one of them eating everything, but not because they had something against me or anything, but because she doesn't know when to stop eating sometimes.
>>7967291
No problem, and good luck wherever you're going!
>>7967304
>Have a good one, mayne.
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>>7967304
When will you ever show me your true side, meat hater...?
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>>7967332
NYMPH
NYMPH
NYYYYYMPHHHHUH
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>>7967195
It's not as elegant as it sounds, really...nothing like your own name!
>>7967264
>Her jaw drops.
...Oh....
>>7967304
>She reaches out and pinches other other girl's cheek.
Does this feel like smoke?
>Have a good one!
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>>7967329
Maauuu... Nooo! That was years ago! And we weren't in control of ourselves!
We all thought it was for the better of our life... And it was! But our commanding officer wasn't right in the head.
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>>7967340
How du must want pay? Ist Reichsmark akkeptiable?
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>>7967118
Fighting a Karate Panda? I'll take that over retrieving a nuclear warhead at the hands of a 14-year old maniac.
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>>7967332
Tell that count to start rping again
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>>7967347
No way! Fluorette sounds way prettier than Lilac!
>>7967367
Oh, nonono, I don't need any money from you, just go before that guy comes back!
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>>7967360
So killing humans benefited you...so when it comes down to it you'll do it again? I guess there's no helping it. I'm at your mercy, you little killing machine.
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>>7967291
Wie Ghet's Dir?
>>7967329
Nah, I'm fine. A nice girl is kind enough to provide me sandwiches. In return I'm gonna do the best I can to help cure her illness.
>>7967340
That can't be healthy. You should take her to a doctor before she explodes her stomach.
>>7967347
It's not that surprising is it?
>>7967373
Heh, maybe I should count my blessings then. Still, you never know what's next! Isn't thag what makes life grand?
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>>7967019
Before I arrived here?
I merely did odd-jobs, things to get by.
I previously worked as a retainer for a prince before...complications arose.
>Ignis looks down at the ground.
But that's just as interesting as I get. Are you truly as generic as you come across?
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Who do you miss, HG?
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Fuck you bert
>>
ayaya
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>>7967437
Not bert that's for sure
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>>7967411
Yours' has...meaning to it. Mine is just...well....
>She shrugs awkwardly.
A thing.
>>7967425
I-I, uhm, well tha...that is...yeah....
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>>7967444
t. Ernie
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>>7967411
Very gut. Also, do nicht listen to was Polen tell yuo. He lie to gain sympathy of outsider.
>>7967425
Ah, sehr gut, danke. Was ist yuor name stranger?
>>7967437
Old fashion Imperialism. Ve need day wenn kountry kann invade foreign land in Afrika und establish kolony.
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Fuckin' bert.
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>>7967450
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I know who bert avas.
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>>7967425
You're talking about the sickly girl over yonder with the bug eyes, right? She told me before she was sick, but I've seen her a lot recently. so I thought it was some sort of lie. I don't know how you plan on curing it either. I've offered her to come with me on an adventure to find the cure, but she refused, saying it was damn near impossible.
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>>7967476
look at bert, he has the face of a fuckin potato
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Evens Parody Polka Face
Odds Parody Now that's what I call Polka!
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>>7967498
How do you parody a parody?
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>>7967491
Not bert
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>>7967491
Cirno
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>>7967491
Ernie
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>>7967425
Oh, it hasn't gotten that bad. If she gets a stomachache, she'll stop.
>>7967455
I wouldn't say that... My name's just the name of a flower, but yours sounds like some kind of rare mineral!
>>7967459
Got it. Take care, ok?
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Suck my fat cock, HG.
>Rin
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>>7967511
Shut the fuck up Ernie
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>>7967417
Mau... You're not wrong there, I most definitely would. Why waste what powers were given to me and any explosions I still have in stock?
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>>7967497
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>>7967519
no you gotta post a Rinner, like so:
Suck my fat cock, HG.
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>>7967519
>shoots cock
no
>bert
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>>7967527
look at him, he looks like an incest baby with 50 extra chromosomes
fuckin bert
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>>7967517
....
>She reaches up, and taps her hairclip.
>Her barrette.
>Her fluorescent barrette.
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>>7967517
You fucking autistic OC looking ass nigger who gave you permission to breathe
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>>7967563
You fucking autistic OC looking ass nigger who gave you permission to breathe
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>>7967545
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Bert is a faggot.
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Buongiorno, everyone.
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Bert is a power top.
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>>7967588
mama mia
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>>7967517
Ja, yuo too strange fur thing.
>>7967588
Guten Tag.
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>>7967588
You fucking autistic OC looking ass nigger who gave you permission to breathe
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>>7967578
You fucking autistic OC looking ass nigger who gave you permission to breathe?
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>>7967588
ravioli ravioli
>>
>>7967455
T-that's fine. I'm not exactly wearing the most feminine attire.
>>7967459
Leo! I hail from Dresden!
>>7967489
Die Lebensspanne ist dieselbe egal ob man sie lachend oder weinend verbingt...
Life's too short to say never. I'll do my best to help her even if I am no doctor.
>>7967517
Hmm, maybe you could give her some sort diet plan.
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>>7967563
... Oh, I get it! That's pretty funny!
>>7967571
>Crying at my monitor, as I type. Whoever this is.
>>7967588
Good afternoon!
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>>7967507
The Polkas are more like medleys than parodies. He rarely ever actually changes the lyrics.
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>>7967596
You fucking autistic OC looking ass nigger who gave you permission to breathe
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>>7967621
i want to literally drink your tears
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>>7967588
Good afternoon to you as well, sir!
>>7967617
I-I'm sorry, I truly, truly am sorry! Please forgive me!
>She bows furiously.
>>7967621
E...ehehe...yeah, funny....
>She laughs awkwardly, looking away.
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>>7967595
A bad play. I wouldn't recommend it.
>>7967596
I don't speak whatever language that may be, but I'm assuming it's positive.
>>7967598
Huh?
>>7967609
I don't have any of that on me right now.
>>7967621
>>7967636
Oh, afternoon already? Huh. I must've overslept.
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>>7967627
You fucking autistic OC looking ass nigger who gave you permission to breathe I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>booker
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>>7967523
I can't really give you a good reason. When it comes to saving the ones you love the most you'll do anything. I understand completely. Just know that you'll have one tough opponent if you ever step up to me with any malicious intent.
>>7967617
Aber natürlich.
I hope you can. If you need any help, please do not be afraid to ask. I have a lot of resources at my disposal.
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>>7967631
>Deal. DM me your address so I can have them express shipped to you.
>>7967636
...You don't like it, huh?
>>7967652
Yup! It's almost Five o'clock.
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>>7967661
>didn't even try to make it HG related
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>>7967666
You fucking autistic OC looking ass nigger who gave you permission to breathe
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>>7967588
Hey, hey! Look who showed up...it's...uh..
Yeah, just give me a minute here pal, I know I've seen your face once or twice before.
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>>7967617
Ah. Ich bin zhe Deutsches Reich from zhe near future, or at least zhe future of most people ich meet hier.
>>7967652
Ich say "good day" to yuo. Ich assume yuo of Italien?
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>>7967681
>breathes in
>holds it
>breathes out
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>>7967652
I admit, I've lost track of time exactly, but the spirits know it is, so...I believe them.
...Though, I suppose...perhaps we're from different places, that'd explain it.
>>7967669
Nono, it's not that! It's just...it's not that meaningful, like I said!
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>>7967701
w-wow hot
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>>7967717
Want me to do it again, but slower?
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>>7967669
Ah, well... I suppose it happens. It's strange, though. I usually don't wake up this late... Perhaps I was knocked out before arriving at this strange place?
>>7967690
Ehe, you sure? I don't think I've seen you before. Besides, I can't picture myself being around someone with such an... interesting fashion taste.
>>7967698
"Italien"...? What does... Oh! "Italian". Yes, you'd be correct, I am in fact from Italy. But concerning my current location, u-uhhh...
>>7967715
Yes, Italy is most likely a different timezone from wherever THIS place is. You said the "spirits" talk to you? Is... Is that your ability?
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>>7967666
What do you mean by malicious intent?
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>>7967747
y-yes please
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>Ahri quietly watches the thread devolve into madness, sipping at her tea.
>>
wake me up inside
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>>7967636
It's quite alright, there's no need for that. There's no way you could have known.
>>7967666
I'm sure a veteran like you knows this place a lot better than a drifter like me, I'll be sure to let you know if I find anything thay could help us in our search for aid.
>>7967698
Reich? You mean there's a fourth? What happened to the EU?
>>
Yousoro!
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>>7967775
>rapes
>if u ignore this u have bad rp
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>>7967755
Most people seem to enjoy calling it an arena, sir.
...Ability? I really don't think I'm worthy enough to have any true ability, just...guidance and blessings.
>>7967789
S-still, that doesn't excuse anything!
>>7967775
Hm? What's with that look on your face?
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>>7967755
Pardon meine poor Englische, ist nicht mein native speak if you kould nicht of tell.
As ein vord of advice, try nicht to think too hard of vhere ve are. Just know zhat people from many different times und places kann be founding hier.
>>7967775
Yuo just kontinue make stare at us.?
>>7967789
Höhöhöhöhöh! Zhe EU vas mein vay of sekuring zhe neu Reich vithout bloodshed. It take many year, of kourse, but ich got was ich vanted in zhe end.
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>>7967803
leave misuzu alone
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>>7967715
That's fine. A lot of people's names aren't meaningful. It's not like they define who we are, right?
>>7967755
I've heard of that happening to a lot of people here... What's the last thing you remember?
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>>7967755
Hey man, no need to insult my fashion sense. I'll have ya know, only the best of the best where something like this, and if you couldn't tell already, that's me! Nyoho.
>>7967775
>He goes to swat the tea out of her hand
H-HEY! Drop that right now!! That tea is poisoned!
>>
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>>7967803
>Avoids
>If you dislike u have bad rp
>>7967813
Hm? Oh... Nothing. Nothing.
>She smirks behind her laced fingers.
>>
Sweet
Juicy
Cawck
>>
>>7967877
>sniffs
u smeel bad lel
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>>7967813
Don't beat yourself up over it, you have enough problems as is. No need to worry about such a tiny thing.
>>7967827
So are allowed to say Deutschland uber alles again?
Wait...there's no war is there? I hope there wasn't pointless bloodshed.
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>>7967867
>finger bangs
>>
>Coming out to shitpost when it's ded
>mfw
>mfw no face
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>>7967832
Still...isn't it more normally indicative of something about the person? A-aside from, well...appearances....
>>7967877
You say this, but...that's not what your tone says.
>>7967900
I...see...well, I, erhm, hope this hasn't been very off-putting.
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>>7967827
>Tilts her head.
Uh... maybe..?
>>7967840
GAH! Wh-what?! It was? How do you know?!
>She stares at the cup shattered on the floor.
I had made it myself...
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>>7967907
Pew pew
>>
We need new hosts
>>
>>7967907
Don't you think we're a little old to be playing with finger guns?
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>>7967900
Ja, yuo kould ich suppose, zhough "über alles" kann still bring negative image to mind of Third Reich, nein?
Und nein. Zhere vas nein krieg. Zhe nations zhat entered zhe Reich entered villingly on zheir own akkord.
>>7967926
Zhat ist kind of kreep, nein?
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>>7967933
If I could figure out how to screencap the games properly, I would. I'm still working on it though.
>>
>>7967926
>sniffs
My dear you do smell quite lovely if I do say so myself, haha.
>shits self so hard he explodes into the air and flies away
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>>7967933
Here you go, mate.
>>
>>7967958
s4s please go
>>
i'll have 2 number 9s
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>>7967963
that's pretty cute
>>
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>>7967763
Decapitation, vaporization, slave labor, stabbings, shootings, you know what I mean.
You can never be to careful around people like you. Killing somebody is a serious offense...
>Amami stares into her eyes and flashes a smile at her
I of all people would know that all to well.
>>7967764
>breathes in
>holds it for a bit longer and winks at the anon
>and then lets it all out
How was that?
>>7967789
Truth be told, I wouldn't. I myself could be classified as a drifter as well, but not as...energetic as you seem to be.
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