Grab bag games 44 continues here.
Looks like your parents have come to settle this. Best be on your best behavior kiddies.
HG thread
>>7965095
What? Bullying? I didn't bully anybody. SO HELP ME--
>She wakes up outside the games.
... I see why Ms. Suz drinks so much now...
>>7965095
I think all of you hooligans deserve a small spell of peace.
>>7965129
>pets
>>7965109
Am I too white for you?
>>7965095
Okay Mom. I love you.
>>7965129
>>7965131
>Fatal
It's... The only way.
>>7965131
I really hope that guy's wife dies. She deserves it for killing me.
>>7965138
I think it's cute you love your mum. Now marry me.
>>7965131
Oh shit it's time for lunch and a fight breaks out, who will emerge victorious? The rest of you decide not to attend and Gabriel just breaks down and cries.
>>7965131
>Reluctantly allows pets.
>>7965138
Ah. Hello again...
I knew I should have picked a different outfit... This would have given me more advantage, I bet.
>>7965129
That looks fucking comfortable.
>>7965157
Nagisa keeps this game going, good on you.
>>7965178
>pushes you away
I seen her first.
>>7965157
Pff.
That's a serious decision to make so suddenly Are you sure that's what you want?
>>7965159
That'd make *me* lower my guard. Long as you don't mind getting in close to do the deed that's a great strategy.
>>7965185
Peace for one night.
>>7965197
Pretty sure.
hiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>7965178
The tails? They sure are.
>>7965185
Boys, boys... There's enough of my fluffy tails to go around.
>>7965197
Getting in close to do the deed is how I always do things.
>She giggles.
>>7965211
But I'd almost never be home.
>>7965211
Well atleast I wasn't rooting for the kid.
>>7965236
Fine with me.
>>7965232
Hellooooo
>>7965235
There's only enough for one.
>>7965250
ily host
>>7965235
You'll have to show me how easy you can make it look sometime.
>>7965250
Lonely nights aren't fun.
>>7965250
A silent killer in the night. Final 3
>>7965261
The fuck do you love me for? Go find a better instead instead of loving filth like me.
>>7965235
>touches fluffy tail
>>7965232
hi
>>7965274
G-Gabriel...May there be tables in heav- oh nevermind you killed yourself. Pretty sure all the tables in hell hard sharp corners.
>>7965270
Makes it all the better when you do come home to a lovely home cooked meal and a comfy bed.
>>7965250
Only enough for one? Aww... Well then. How will you two decide which one it should be?
>>7965270
>Ahri pauses.
Well, if you want, I could. Depends on how well my charms work.
>>7965235
Built in blanket and pillows, huh?
Can't say that I'm not envious.
>>7965315
Whoever is married to that girl or lusts after her, she's a keeper.
>>7965317
It's been decided that It'd be my rightful place.
>>7965344
What a wife.
>>7965359
This thing again.
>>7965359
>>7965367
>>7965315
The idea is lovely but I can't afford to be going soft on anybody just yet.
>>7965317
>snrk
You're doubting your charm now?
>>7965367
gg possibly re
>>7965359
Well then. Congratulations, and thank you for this trial.
>>7965359
Her husband's gotta be a lucky guy!
>>7965367
Thanks for hosting this match for us!
>>7965359
>>7965378
You should have died.
>>7965359
Congratulations!
>>7965367
thank you for the host.
>>7965344
>She tickles the underside of his chin with one of her tails.
>>7965380
Doubting? Only slightly. I met a man earlier who was resistant to it, and I'm not sure why...
>>7965058
Well...how can I put it...
You look just like a normal man.
>>7965385
fuck you amimiminigger
/vip/games when
>>7965367
Not even 2? What kind of winner is that?
>>7965409
don't talk to my husband like that
>>7965402
Probably gay. Gotta have a backup plan for those homos
>>7965232
hi stitch
Well, that was utterly boring yet again.
I hope you've all enjoyed not entertaining me in the slightest.
>>7965367
For some reason I thought that I've been already eliminated here >>7965066
but it seems like I was wrong...
Wait, it's nothing! It's nothing! Of course I've been paying attention through this whole time! Ahaha! I'm not that senile yet!
Thank you for hosting anyway.
>>7965408
This leads me to ask you...what does a normal man look like?
>>7965409
Why would you say such a thing to me?
>>7965416
I wasn't aware that I was married. I would like a divorce.
>>7965432
How'd you enjoy this little role reversal?
>>7965432
Uh... What? We were supposed to entertain you?
>>7965432
With all due respect, well, we aren't here for you, correct?
>>7965432
You're acting as if you're worth entertaining.
>>7965432
Funny, I was going to say the same thing. How is being the plainest of plain here?
>>7965432
What a weird generation. You kids are not even entertained by pointless violence anymore? What a world!
>>7965444
Fair skin, ordinary height, ordinary weight. Nothing too out of the norm.
Generic? Ah!
Generic. You are generic.
>>7965378
Good job gril. One day I'll get to winscreens...
>>7965380
>>7965382
>>7965383
>>7965402
No problem. I might host again in a minute if you all want me to.
>>7965483
If you feel like it, I wouldn't mind.
>>7965423
Gay? Tch. I hadn't considered that.
Well, if that was the case, I don't think my charms would work on you either.
>>7965466
Hm...I guess you're right! You're a very observant man, almost philosophical with how you called me out on being a cookie-cutter playboy looking man. I like you, whoever you are. You're the kind of man that's enjoyable to talk to and hang out with.
>>7965483
Another already? That'd be great.
>>7965544
I'll be waiting then!
>And I could host one after you too.
>>7965446
If our roles would be reversed, you'd be stringing yourself up out of utter boredom right now.
>>7965452
I never said you were supposed to entertain me specifically. Your deaths were supposed to be entertaining in general, for the enjoyment of the masses. Utter failures.
>>7965456
What are you here for, then? If not for me, you might as well get out of my sight.
>>7965462
You're acting as if you're worth talking to. Could you accept your place beneath me already?
>>7965464
It suits me quite well. I don't care about anyone's opinion, especially not from someone that looks like they stopped evolving halfway through..
>>7965465
Pointless violence resulting in a clean death is utterly boring. Try gore, or slow torture, as long as it generates views.
>>7965556
Actually go on and host. Just learned I have to head out in about 30 minutes to do something.
>>7965544
That won't take too long. No problems here.
>>7965432
Not entertaining you? I didn't realize you were worth entertaining.
Everyone else on the other hand...
>>7965563
I am here to serve the spirits. Not you or any other person, ma'am. You don't need to be so disrespectful about it.
>>7965566
Okie doke.
I'll be taking 24 of you then.
>>7965590
Fluorette
>>7965497
That'd be a huge leap of faith. One of us could possibly end up nice and dead. It might work out if you quit it with that underestimation crap
>>7965563
Do you need help with the noose?
>>7965590
Serval
>>7965590
Misuzu
>>7965590
Professor James Moriarty
>>7965563
I don't know who you are, but that doesn't really matter. Just from looking at you and smelling your breath I can tell you're the type of woman that gets very abusive and angry over little things. You also give off the impression that you lust over guys that aren't going anywhere in life, have dead fish eyes, and act just as cruel as you. If only I could put a name to a face...ah, but you probably know exactly who I'm talking about.
>>7965590
Suz
>>7965590
Ignis Scientia
>>7965524
That wasn't exactly my intention...but I appreciate the compliment. Perhaps I could take you up on that offer?
>>7965590
Yotsuba
>>7965590
Ahri
>>7965590
Rantaro Amami
>>7965590
Prodigal Explorer
>>7965590
Crying loli
>>7965590
Monkey king
>>7965563
If anything friend, it's you who needs to evolve. You are talking to a god, all you can do is basic math.
>>7965590
tfw your family disowns you three times
>>7965590
Syria
>>7965432
Woah! That's some ego you've got going for yourself. Beat it kid, no one has the patience or time to entertain the likes of you.
>>7965590
Lord Enel
>>7965563
Well I'm sorry that the masses thought us dying was boring. Maybe they should go and take up a hobby?
>>7965600
>Ahri sighs.
I only meant that it works on people who consider me attractive. I did think that boy earlier thought so, considering he let me put him in a maid outfit.
But by saying that, you're implying you find me attractive, Yes?
>>7965590
Lord Beerus
>>7965590
Yozora Mikazuki
>>7965590
HARDCORE MOTHERFUCKING SKELETON
>>7965590
Ban
>>7965590
Tanya Degurechaff
>>7965590
Gabriel
>>7965631
>shitposting with an image of the wrong ava
>>7965563
Now that's more like it, young girl, but that's still not right! Saying things like that, just to look intimidating and less childish isn't good at all!
You say those things about death and gore, yet your words are not evil!
Maybe you're one of those...Oh, yes, posers! That's how they call your kind! So maybe you're one of those posers?
>>7965590
Nekoyama
>>7965613
That sounds lovely! What would you like to do first? I'm ready for whatever you want to do.
>>7965590
Flash Man
>>7965590
Slayer
>>7965590
Saki
>>7965590
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>7965647
He let you put him in a maid outfit? That's pretty San Francisco levels of gay Ahri.
And come on, look at you! You're gorgeous. It'd take some pretty severe denial to think otherwise.
>>7965590
A Late Leo
>>7965590
Trevor Phillips
Three minutes for swaps.
>>7965720
>>7965681
>>7965709
>Flash Man has already swapped places with Leo.
>>7965679
Hm...well, I can't imagine what sort of interests you have, but I know something all people have in common: food.
Do you happen to have any on you?
My hunger pangs are at an all-time high.
>>7965589
Oh, a believer? I already thought most people around this place were idiots, but thank you for confirming it.
>>7965600
I've never tied one before, and the support beams aren't exactly strong enough to hold up even a small child. I'll hold off for now, thanks.
>>7965609
Yourself, I imagine. Are you looking behind me into a mirror or something to describe yourself that perfectly?
>>7965629
I'm talking to someone that doesn't exist? Oh, good to know. I'll have you know I'm adept at most sciences, too.
>>7965635
"I can't be entertaining if my life depended on it, so it's your fault for not being worthy of it."
I see. That's an easy way out for your ineptitude.
>>7965641
But what if their hobby is seeing a full-fledged fight between twenty-four warriors, rather than watching some lazy asses lie on their back waiting for the acidic rain to kill them.
>>7965670
Me? A poser? Posers only do their thing because they want attention. I don't want, or need, anyone's attention, or I don't need to become friends with anyone here. So no thank you, I'm no poser.
>>7965693
>>7965720
Swap, please.
>>7965720
Ohohohoho! Put her in instead of this old, handsome mail bird.
>>7965675
>>7965687
>>7965720
Yaahahaha! Let's get started, shall we?
>>7965738
I appreciate your efficiency. If only I could be so efficient you'd have no need to do such things for me. Thank you.
>>7965743
You think me a fool just because I'm a religious person, ma'am? I assure you, they're no figment of my imagination.
>>7965720
The roster seems to be correct, and this time I'll make sure everything goes according to my calculations!
>>7965743
Anytime.
>>7965590
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7965720
Can't be worse than any of my expeditions. Let's go!
>>7965719
>>7965656
>>7965720
Shokun, hand my spot over to this man! He looks like a hell of a soldier.
>>7965708
>She snickers.
You should have seen it. And... Oh.. Why thank you. You're not too bad yourself.
>Ahri allows a tail to lightly rub against Suz's cheek.
>>7965720
Looks good here.
Let's get started.
>>7965720
>>7965744
A new day, a new coin in the arcade machine of life. Thanks young man.
Starting.
>>7965783
A bit late there, buddy. Sorry.
>>7965755
Congratulations, you just realized the whole point of a robot.
>>7965743
Why would one who poses as person with evil thoughts seek friends? I've never said such thing! Aha!
Maybe that's what you really want? But don't worry, I don't intend to be your friend, but I also can't let you pose as an evildoer!
By doing so you bring shame on the real ones, like me!
>>7965742
My interests are...not as bland as my looks, I suppose. I imagine a man like you would take one look at a guy like me and think "Man, he probably hangs around the mall all day sexually harassing women.", but you couldn't be any more wrong.
Also, I do like a good meal every so often, but I'm afraid I don't have anything on me at the moment. I'm sure you can tell just by looking at me, but I'm a decent cook when it matters. I used to cook for my sisters all the time when we were younger.
>>7965743
Are you saying I'm a man that you'd date?
Sorry, but I have to decline. Your smell offends my nose and your emo-ish look makes my eyes water.
>>7965743
Then shouldn't they get a better hobby?
>>7965796
Ezreal? I didn't realize you were here... Am.. Am I in the wrong lane?
>>7965783
You bet your sweet twink ass I am a soldier. I might not look the part, but BOY I was Canada's most promising flyboy. Think that faggot in Top Gun, but better!
BUT NO FUCKING NO they decided that i was ''mentally unstable'' and ''volatile in emotions''. THE FUCK DO THEY KNOW? Did they ever had their ass probed by Lizardmen undercover in the CIA, HUH? I fucking think not!
>>7965796
Fuck you! Restart this fucking game or else I'll whip you so fucking hard it makes JUSTIN BIEBER LOOK STRAIGHT! You don't want that, huh? Or maybe you do? Hey buddy, I won't judge, this is twenty seventeen afterall.
Day 1
>>7965787
Age before beauty, as they say. I hope you've got the stamina to keep up with these rowdy young kids.
>>7965833
Pay attention, young man! We're going to cause chaos by flooding most of the arena!
Wait, where are we right now? Aquatic Mine? Hm, well that's good enough! Let's flood this Aquatic Mine instead as a test!
Night 1
>>7965832
No deal, Trevvy boy.
>>7965833
>Enel is laying down on his board as it rockets downs the snow capped mountain...I guess being god causes you to not care as much
>>7965862
Revolver KFC?
>>7965832
God damn I'm reading everything in his voice.
>>7965743
And I'll wear that as a badge of pride, because I'm not here to amuse complacent little shi-- brats like you. Run along back to mommy and daddy because this is no place for kids to peep around.
>>7965796
How...!?
>>7965759
I think of anyone as a fool for believing some bearded deity to inhabit the skies and rule over everything we do. I'd like to make my own choices in life, thank you very much.
>>7965765
Feel free to do the same to yourself, also anytime.
>>7965796
That was...quick.
>>7965814
You, an evildoer? You seem like the type of guy to sit in front of the fireplace with his grandkids and tell them stories about the war while stuffing their faces with marshmallows.
>>7965819
I implied nothing of the sort. I get that I must look like some sort of object of desire to people of your kind, but I4d rather not get involved with any street dwellers.
>>7965822
Maybe you should get better at acting.
>>7965871
Oooh baby, you just said the magic words. I'll be nice and use lube for the first time. Or do you want me to go in dry? No wait!....I'll cut your fucking dick off and make a nice onahole cause it's the only pussy you'll ever get once I'm done with YOU, YOU FLYING PIECE OF HORSESHIT!
>>7965883
>>7965871
Spin some more monkey.
>>7965833
Pumpkin Hill? Oh... Yaknow, Ezreal, You're nicer than I--
>She goes pale.
Uh... Sorry. I have the wrong person!
>>7965871
Oh. Now I see why you're called the Prodigal Explorer! This is actually fun.
>>7965796
A shameful display on your part. Very well, I will hold my spot.
>>7965832
Boy?
>Tanya takes her hat off, her golden hair pouring out from under it.
I am a girl, foolish ingrate! Watch to whom you speak or I'll grind you to a fine mixture of sinew and cartilage. I'll leave your death unreported.
Day 2
>>7965895
Nigga you gay.
Cowfee
>>7965840
>Kissu
>>7965751
>Pets the bird as thanks for letting her in
>>7965893
Not deity, deities. And they do not force, merely guide...if you would like, I'm perfectly capable of showing some form of proof.
>>7965893
I wasn't acting in the first place. I'm not doing this for anyone but myself.
>>7965751
>gives a cigarette
>>7965909
Yaahahahaa! Is this supposed to be dangerous? Perhaps for a normal man; but for god, this is comparable to a cake walk.
>>7965893
Really? I expected that the cape would make me look menacing and malicious, but it seems like I've been wrong about that!
But that doesn't matter! You're talking to the great Moriarty! The leader of an evil organization, young girl! Aha! I bet you didn't expect that!
>>7965893
Oh? I suppose I'm supposed to wear these insults as badges of pride, right? Am I supposed to bow down before you and kiss your feet too?
But hey, I can see you're coming into your own field. I wouldn't want to be around someone like you who's begging for the attention of a common street dweller.
>>7965917
>dodges the kissu
I do no consent to this. Please refrain from getting close to me.
Night two.
>>7965906
I clearly said three minutes, little girl. You were just too slow.
>>7965909
Hey, Remember a while ago when you left me behind in that haunted building? Well now, I'm going to leave YOU behind!
>She banks, spraying snow over Ban that allows her to take the lead.
>>7965884
Real pain in the ass, right? Hearing voices in your head. This one time I had a voice in my head that soudned just like that FUCKING JUDAS.
Not that Judas that betrayed The Son of God. No no no no no....It is a long story, but I am my own Jesus and I also got my own Judas. AND JUDGMENT DAY WILL BE ALL OVER HIS FUCKING FACE ONCE I FUCKING HUNT HIM DOWN LIKE THE RAT HE IS!
Well fuck it. Since this piece of shit won't let me, I'll do the next best thing.
>From the back of this truck, he throws out three things - A flding chair, beer and porn magazines
All that bullshit about making money and fucking bitches? FUCK THAT! This my boy! THIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM! Drinking beer and jacking off in public! And there are no sheriffs or depsto fucking stop Trevor Phillips this time!
>>7965906
WHOA WHOA WHOA, we got ourselves one straight out of the depts of Tartarus that is Tumblr, folks. If you want to feel like a woman, I can set you up. Are you into heavy alcohol, every known narcotic to mankind? Because one evening with me and you'll be on ostrogene before you know it.
I know I know, I am a master of expression and language, so let me tell you the same thing again, but faster
>Ahems
SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL SHOVE MY BOOT SO FAR UP YOUR PUSSY YOU'LL BE COUGHING UP STILLBIRTHS FOR A WHOLEFUCKING MONTH!
>>7965956
>gently blows into your ear
>>7965784
>She clears her throat as the softness graced the side of her face leaving behind light hues of pink
Ahem. Yeah... If you say so.
>>7965953
I wonder how mad he would be if he knew that I was the one who actually set up that trap, but forgot about it!
What? I said nothing! We shold just keep running!
Day 3
>>7965934
>takes the cig and smokes it
Thanks. I needed something to calm the nerves.
>>7965956
WAIT!? I CAN EXPLAI--
>Ban flinches as snow's caught in his eyes, causing him to roll along the steep mountain slopes.
>>7965909
Gay? ARE YOU CALLING ME A FAGGOT? I am an oppurtunist, my boy. Aslong it has a hole, it's breathing, it walks on two legs and is of consensual age, I can and I will make love to it. Beggars can't be choosers.
>>7965921
Feel free to, then. I'd love to see this so-called proof. But don't expect me to believe some miracle of a disabled guy suddenly being healed.
>>7965930
See? That's a lot better, you'll get there one day if you try. Remember, the show has to go on.
>>7965945
Mortuary? You named yourself after the place you'll be in soon? That's a little dark, don't you think?
>>7965951
Kissing my feet? I think that's more something for someone who desperately craves attention, like Meat. I'd rather you go string yourself up somewhere out of my sight, and leave no evidence tracing back to me telling you to do it. I'd rather not clean up the mess.
>>7965953
>Ahri puts down a blanket, looking over to Slayer.
This cave actually isn't as eerie as everyone says it is... I think it's kinda nice.
>>7965978
>Nearly loses her cool, shaking her head and putting her hands over her ears.
Not nice...
>>7965979
>Ahri takes advantage of the lapse and steps closer, her eyes glowing a faint blue as she speaks.
I mean it... You're assertive, but kind when you need or want to be... You have that ink in your skin too, which I find very interesting.
Night 3
>>7966033
>and is of consensual age
I thought you were hardcore, Trev. Guess I was wrong.
>>7966039
>falls asleep on your tails
>>7966035
>Out of absolutely nowhere, a glowing blue halo and a sizable shovel appear in her hands.
>>7966052
Whoa whoa whoa, slow down kid and let me finish. I just mentions things I'd do with people watching. Voyeurism is one hell of a drug. It's like trying to drink pure cocaine from a fucking straw at a kiddy party.
....Not my proudest moments, I'll admit. BUT that's a story I'll tell you another time. I'd like to entertain my guest before I FUCKING BLUDGEON THEIR HEADS IN WITH A BOWLINGBALL!
Now..I am going to count to ten. I better be in the fucking gmae by the time I'm done or SOMEONE is going to buy A whole fucking lot of diapers!
>>7965796
>>7965840
Surely I do, unfortuantelly my vehicle didn't last long enough and I got last place, such a shame.
>>7966035
...*sigh*
Forget it. I can tell it's gonna be a pain talking with you.
>>7966035
Meat, you say? Why, who is this Meat you're talking about? I assume it's a person that's around your age and maybe has a few qualities you're missing that you really would like to have, so you bitterly make fun of in an attempt to make yourself feel better about being not as great as her. Be honest with me here. We only have something to gain from being honest.
Day 4
>>7966083
Start the countdown, my man.
>>7966052
>Sobbing, Ahri buries her face in her hands.
I still don't understand how this works! AHHH!
>The game table is flipped in a sudden motion, despite somehow being bolted down.
>>7966054
Oh?
>Ahri sighs and reaches down, petting Anon's head.
Can't be helped...
>>7966085
Vehicles...they're nothing but trouble. We humans would be better off if we got rid of vehicles entirely...
Night 4
>>7965819
How decent of a cook are we talking? I'm a dedicated chef who's been cooking for a long time now.
If you bring me some ingredients, I could start a fire and we could get a nice camp set up.
>>7966107
There is a time and place for everything. I'll be a good guy and let you off the hook. Not because I like oyu, oh no no no I HATE YOUR STINKING GUTS AND I'LL LET YOU FEEL IT ONE DAY
But because of this -
>He waves around a few magazines showing pornography of questionable content
If any of you fuckheads know someone that needs the help of Trever Phillips Enterprises, tell them that we're closed. Cause daddy's going to take care of himself first.
>>7966107
>Ahri panics, trying in vain to get control of her bumper car.
>Suffice to say, she does not. It seems the car is broken.
>>7966122
Hmm... Shame... I was hoping to get a present for someone...
>>7966122
Me? In a cell? Hmm...This is far too below me; I refuse.
Oh yeah... I was supposed to build my Feast events again, wasn't I? I'll work on it later(Never).
>>7966140
Well have fun playing with your joystick then man. And if you have any pictures of women in business suits, send some of that my way
>>7966140
who dis
>>7966063
Nice illusions. Where did you get that LED halo, Walmart? And that's really impressive shovel as well. What a godly sight, I've never seen one before.
>>7966091
I hoped that would be obvious from the moment you started, so our conversation could take the least amount of time possible.
>>7966099
I-I..Like that large-chested bimbo has anything I'd ever want. If anything, she's the one that oh so desperately wants to be me. Have you seen her around? Her skull is as empty as the genitalia of any guy that comes in a 200 feet radius of her.
Day Five
>>7966178
A god is always in his element. You should just quit now; you'll never win.
Night Five
GUN takes down probably their most powerful target yet.
>>7966169
LEDs can't create floating, disembodied light, can they?
>>7965975
>Tanya lifts her rifle up and points it at the disgruntled man as she speaks into her headset.
Command, Fairy coming in, over. I have a belligerent man hurling threats at me.
Permission to fire on him, over.
Day 6 and penultimate slide.
>>7966196
Whoops, said that a little early.
>>7966162
>Ahri breathes heavily, clutching her side.
Damn it...
>Her eyes glow, causing her attacker to see another image, allowing Ahri to sneak away.
>>7966196
>(Or not cause apparently she died...)
>Ahri gets a Death page.
>>7966130
You could say I've dabbled in it. Cream chicken over rice, which is generally an America dish, is one of my favorites. My little sisters love lamb curry with cashew sauce, so that's something I've been trying to perfect recently. Compared to you I'm probably nothing more than a cooking scrub. Now that I know you're a dedicated chef I'll be sure to bring some random ingredients next time. I saw this show once where chefs had to create meals from random ingredients, so think of it like that if you will.
>>7966169
From what I can understand, you seem to be envious that she's a large-chested bimbo while you're a flat-chested, vulgar, nearly insufferable person.
If I have seen her I would have to congratulate her on making you this livid. Just by thinking of her too...you must really, really be envious. Maybe that's why you don't like me, right? Do I remind you of her?
Boss Fight.
Good job there, Succi.
And thanks to everyone for participating.
>>7966245
Congratulations to you, ma'am. And thank you for this.
>>7966245
Congratulations.
>>7966254
And thank you for hosting.
>>7966245
Great job with surviving! It's impressive that someone of your height can manage a win like this.
>>7966254
And thank you for hosting, Host or Hostess. You're truly amazing.
>>7966245
>>7966254
Oh hey, look at that. I did it!
Mau, thanks for hosting.
>>7966254
Not even a single kill? I demand another game.
>>7966210
Once must keep up or be left behind.
>Tanya hits Enel in the back of the head with the butt of her rifle.
Come, those ravenous henchmen will be here soon.
>>7966259
>>7966262
>>7966265
>>7966266
No problem, guys.
>>7966276
Maybe later.
>>7966254
Congratulations Saki, thanks for hosting.
>>7966289
...If I could force you I would. Thanks for the game; I suppose.
>>7966197
No, and neither can you, likely because that's not actually physically possible. Next "miracle", please.
>>7966227
If you're just going to keep making wild accusations of me being envious towards someone I clearly have very little respect for? She's nothing more than a nuisance, the same as what you are being right now.
>>7966211
(Do you ERP too, perhaps?)
>>7966259
>>7966262
>>7966295
Thanks you guys!
>>7966265
I'm not that short!
... Not that big either.
>>7966322
(I haven't but I've considered it.)
>>7966330
lmao kys
Alright who needs a job done? Errands? Maybe you need someone to walk your dog while you fight here. I'm your gal!
>>7966330
(I'd love to be your first~)
>>7966311
Then how, exactly, is this thing existing?
>>7966339
Oh! Welcome back, sir. I'd love to help you, but, well...I can't.
>>7966339
I'm uh... I'm good for right now. Thanks for offering though.
>>7966339
Thanks for reminding me that I should should really start advertising my services here aswell; no thanks.
>>7966311
My wild accusations have some truth to them. Unless you want to explain to me why you dislike her so much then I'm led to believe you see her as a nuisance because she's everything you want to be. Having to be around something you envious will turn a person into a wild savage after some time, you know.
>>7966329
Guess size doesn't really matter in the long run. It would be dumb to fight you over this when you've proven your point through actions.
>>7966339
Not really. I don't think it's worth giving you money for doing a job I can do.
>>7966362
(Got Discord, or would you rather do it in the threads when you're ready?)
>>7966344
Stop
Do not touch my waifu
ERP
STOP TRYING TO CORRUPT OUR AVAS
>>7966393
FUCKING THIS! ERP LEAVE OUR WAIFUS ALONE, THEY'RE PURE!
>>7966393
Don't look at us, this is one of you scrubs.
>>7966388
No one will touch my waifu.
>tfw ERP is going to take all our avas away
no
>>7966361
Optical illusions, I'd say. Maybe it -is- LEDs, held up my some bent metal on the back of your head. All in all, some shiny lights above your head isn't going to prove to me that there's any life up in the sky.
>>7966380
She's violated my personal space multiple times without any reason, she insults me just to feel good about herself and she's just an incredible perverted wench in general. Any further questions?
>>7966380
As much as I'd agree, there are many many more wars to be waged, mau...
Little Wars or All-Out wars, they're still wars.
>>7966227
I would be delighted by that!
Most of my recipes are spontaneous, things that came about during most of my travels. Sometimes during strolls out on the market or while picking fresh crops.
>Ignis steps forward a bit, and speaks in a hushed tone.
I've also managed to acquire the...secret recipes of certain restaurants.
>He then steps back, speaking normally.
The point is, all I need is some fuel to start the fire!
>>7966429
I 'member when ERP complained that we were taking their avas away.
It was Parsee and Lupin. Both of which they consider kanker.
>>7966417
We all know your waifus love being lewd.
Just let them release their inhibitions.
>>7966361
Still atuck in the same predicament huh? That's ok. It's not like a ghos-err spirit has any pocket change.
>>7966370
Oh come on! There's gotta be something I can do! Mow the lawn, clean the house, wash your car? A girls gotta eat somehow.
>>7966379
What do you bring to the table?
>>7966380
Gee that's kind of a mean way to put it. I mean I was just trying to save you some time! Oh well, can't blame me for trying when there's no employment around here.
FUCK YOU DDD, WHY DID YOU STOP USING MAH WAIFU
>>7966388
>Ahri brings a hand under Suz's chin, gently turning her head.
>She is standing very close...
Aww... Are you jealous?
>>7966386
(Discord yes, I do have.)
>>7966429
>Implying Erp would take me away.
Give me 24.
>>7966438
>She walks over, and turns her back to the girl. There isn't anything there at all.
>>7966462
Soul...but yeah. A-hem. I'm sorry either way. I don't think I'd keep the stuff with me anyhow.
>>7966468
(Would you be willing to give it out?)
>>7966472
Davis Pickle
>>7966472
Fluorette
Soooo. Another game when? I came here to fight not make friends.
>>7966467
>W-Who?
>>7966468
Don't make me do this
>>7966472
Saki
>>7966462
My roommate should have already done those things by now. If she didn't... Then I'll make her do it. Somehow.
>>7966472
Sash Lilac
>>7966472
Sanya Vladimirovna Litvyak
>>7966472
Lord Beerus
>>7966472
Monkey King
My sincerest thanks
>>7966483
The qt 2who maine.
>>7966472
Sticky Fingaz
>>7966501
S-SANYA?
>>7966472
Syria
>>7966472
Eggman-kun
>>7966472
Ignis Scientia
>>7966472
Lorn Enel
>>7966393
Changing the things a little bit doesn't hurt anyone. perhaps, we might get better in rp
>>7966472
Chizuru Kashiwagi
>>7966472
Strongest level 5 esper
oh nooo baited again, I'm so disa-
>goes back to playing Monster Hunter
What's an HG?
>>7966472
Syoko Hoshi
>>7966472
Wade Barrett
>>7966472
Chika Takami
>>7966472
Flash Man
>>7966438
Yes, actually, I do. Based on those descriptions do you also hate >>7966211 as well?
>>7966445
Aww, that's cute. I remember when my little sisters used to have wars with each other. It normally ended with one of them crying until bro brother Amami came by to cheer her up. Tell me, what do you fight these wars over?
>>7966447
>Amami's eye narrow when Ignis whispers into his ear
Ara? Could you tell me what this secret recipe is? I would love to...hear it. My sisters might really love it. Who knows, maybe I could gather the ingredients for this "secret recipe" while on my travels around the world.
>>7966472
Leo
>>7966472
Yozora Mikazuki
>>7966473
Optical illusions it is. Want me to show you a cool card trick? It'll prove Satan is real, according to your logic.
>>7966472
Killer Mike
>>7966527
Are you me?
>>7966480
You spoke too soon, and there isn't any reason you can't do both.
>>7966472
Ahri
>>7966488
>Ahri gives pause, raising an eyebrow.
Do what? This?
>The press of finger tips at her ribs.
You asked me to show you how I can get close to people, Didn't you?
>>7966476
(Maybe.)
>>7966472
Amami Rantaro
>>7966472
Captain Luna
>>7966549
(I could give you mine if you wanted, so you wouldn't have to post it in the thread.)
>>7966462
To sum things up for the sake of time; I'm a Repo-man, a.k.a retriever, a.k.a. recovery service agent, a.k.a -- 'GETBACKER'.
>>7966462
You'll surely find some lazy people around here, but don't expect anything fun or adventurous.
Between you and I, most of the people around here seem very...drained in the fun department.
Check it.
>>7966507
>Komachi, Nitori, Lunasa, or Rei'sen?
>I assume you mean Komachi, in which, I have to say that I'm not going to stop using her. I'm just not in the mood to play her right now. Or Arrr Pee in general.
>It's hard enough to even read the slides with my internet atm
>>7966539
Happens over Earth itself really. But that was a long time ago. Last little war that happened was over something I cooked up.
>>7966532
That's a cute and fearsome Fallen Angel by your side. You should be proud and happy to be able to serve such cute being as a Little Demon.
>>7966472
Ban
>>7966571
Looks ok to me. Let's get out there!
>>7966541
>She turns back around.
With what plausible ability?
>She turns her head, and now, her eyes light up. Quite literally like some sort of lamp, bright enough even to light a cave.
>>7966577
You stand correct, fine take your time, hope to see her soon.
>>7966571
>>7966485
Missed me
>>7966565
(Might be easier that way, I'm not sure if anyone else here would want my discord.)
>>7966571
Lorn...Bah; surely this must mean something, after all god doesn't make mistakes! Yaahahaha! Let's go.
>>7966571
Can't wait to kill my district partner.
>>7966577
...
Years ago, huh? So not only are you tiny, but you're also old. I have to admit, I'm surprised you can keep yourself looking so youthful. It's almost a little irritating...
YUKRAUN
>>7966473
Think you can fix me up some of those sandwiches of yours? If it's no trouble of course!
>>7966499
Sounds more like a maid or servant than a roomate.
>>7966566
How's the work? Easy?
>>7966568
As much as I'd like to go on an adventure, especially one outdoors. I kinda need some sort of income if I'm going to continue my search. You can't be too picky when work is scarce! But hey, people may not be the funnest or nicest at times, but you gotta make the most of it! See the glass half full. Know what I mean?
>>7966539
I've never seen her before, and I doubt she can be anywhere near as annoying as Meat is. It's surprising if you think about how much of a despicable human being she actually is. Well, if you can call her a human being.
>>7966589
Calm down with the gadgets. I've heard of color lenses, but luminescent ones? I don't see how they'd be very useful though, don't they just blind your eyes more than they help illuminate anything?
>>7966571
Looks alright to me... I get the feeling that your partner doesn't mean much in the long run. We all want the same thing after all.
I just made a meme picture.
Fucking kill me.
>>7966599
My bad, I figured that was just you being a sick cunt. Too bad I already started it.
>>7966600
(Mine is Null#9903)
>>7966632
Roasted.
>>7966605
>I hope so too anon. I really do.
>>7966605
Mau... That's one of the perks to being modified I suppose.
>>7966632
No problem, I should have made it more obvious anyway
test
>>7966546
Oh, it's you again. Still taking bad advice from spirits.
>>7966571
Now this is more like it. A district of gods!
>>7966632
>>7966646
You know what, screw this, I don't have time for this.
>uses a bloodstone to deny himself
>>7966549
I already had an idea.
>Her hands started to raise up defensively however she hesitated long enough to allow the fox to prod at her belly through the thin fabric of her tank top
The gamble was finding out what that meant
>>7966655
>shots
YOU DO NOT DESERVE THE QUINTS
>>7966616
On the contrary, I can see better than ever.
>Blink blink.
You're more than going out of your way to disbelieve.
>>7966662
What in the world do you mean, "Bad advice"?
>>7966607
If that is your will, but of course!
>>7966632
As mysterious as it gets...
>>7966632
Night 1
>>7966650
>kissu
Again, sorry.
>>7966607
Oh, no, we just take turns doing chores. Yesterday was my turn, today's hers, and tomorrow's going to be our new roommate's turn. I think it's pretty fair. Though sometimes they goof off for the whole day and either I have to end up doing it myself or I make them do it. One's more of a problem than the other though.
>>7966632
Ugh... What a communist... Wait, what's that mean again?
>>7966678
You can't tell GOD what to do! I'll make you learn your place!
>Sneaks off
>Proceeds to destroy his own house for some reason.
>Enel
>>7966667
>Ahri chuckles, then leans in and gives Suz a small peck on the cheek.
I mean what I said though.
>She whispers before pulling back.
>>7966607
Depends on my clients commission really, they're the bosses; from helping kids to fighting cults, I've spent an insurmountable amount of time just doing that. The pay depends on the weight of the commision.
>Ban
>>7966678
M-Me? But I didn't even fight anyone yet!
>Lilac
>>7966607
Why see the glass as half full if it's a glass with water in it? If you're thirsty it becomes your savior, but if you're not the glass is nothing more than a glass of water that could or could not be in your way.
In any case, why not get a normal job if you need money this badly?
>>7966616
Despicable is a rough word to use. All because you aren't fond of her for whatever trivial reason doesn't mean she's any less human than you. To me, you're less human than everyone here. You're quite literally the devil.
>>7966632
I do not have a senpai.
>>7966648
...
So you're not real, or are you trying your best to throw me off here?
>>7966678
Can't we go somewhere else to do this?