Erp thread
Creamy treat edition
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>>7958211
You've won me over with Shuuten.
>>7961309
This thread is better.
Using this thread.
This is ERP.
You have to put ERP in the OP.
This is not a difficult concept.
>>7961325
OWAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Hello
Where are the lolis?
Female avas should be played as futas if requested and ignore shitposters.
>>7961340
Fuck off, horsefucker.
>>7961348
Uh... no.
>>7961348
What if they don't want to though? You're implying that everyone enjoys futa, when that most definitely is not the case.
>>7961348
Fuck off futafag.
>>7961348
It sounds like you are demanding it. That's not how it works and you know it, If the ava wants to play a futa version he can but that's abou tit.
>>7961340
>pay attention to my pony thread please
>>7961340
>Horsefuckers something out this much over people making another thread because someone made a thread wrong that won't be seen searching ERP in the catalog.
Remove ponies.
if dubs mods ban ponies
>>7961348
No. If I want to play a futa, I'll play someone who is cannonically a futa. It's not my fetish and I will not cater to it.
>>7961362
BASED
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>>7961340
BOOOOO! BOOOOO! YOU SUCK!
Is ERP allowed on /vip/?
>>7961366
>>7961364
>>7961377
>>7961366
Sperging got autocorrected. Shit.
>>7961348
This is why I left F-List.
I'm glad I'm away from that shithole.
>>7961382
... not now boner.
>>7961381
Prolly not
>>7961382
I am perfectly fine with this, infact more please.
Realistically speaking, how much better would these threads be if we moved back to /b/?
>>7961385
I don't want to get away from Hotaru's shithole.
>>7961385
Let me suck your candy cane bby.
>>7961381
>2017 clover
Gross
>>7961398
>no archive
Terrible
>>7961402
Fuck off Nue
>>7961398
I've no idea.
>>7961411
The archive promotes circlejerking and grudging. The speed and exposure of /b/ filtered out a lot of the garbage and there were never times when there was no typefucking at all.
>>7961398
Shitposting is lowered, and supplemented by mindless spam
>>7961414
>pony fucker has a grudge against other avas
Color me surprised
>>7961425
>not shitposting cancerous sociopaths like Nue
>>7961419
How we can go back to /b?
>>7961414
God I was just making a joke.
Why ya gotta do me like a that?
>>7961435
What do you contribute, though?
Since nobody is fucking in here anyway
You ever get bothered by the realization of how short nights actually are? Like they're the comfiest and most interesting part of the day but seeing the sun come up is just the worst feeling ever.
>>7961435
>Nue
>A sociopath
Christ you have no idea, that is the furthest thing from being that retard's damage.
>>7961447
you smell like cheetos and farts lmao
>>7961445
Nights go fast when you're having fun, Panda-chan!
Sooo... Let's make this night even faster you and I!
Someone please post more sexy anthro/human ponies.
>>7961401
>>7961402
>
>>7961455
kys horsefucker
>>7961445
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SUCK MY COCK!
>>7961375
Cuchau! Anything for my fans.
>>7961445
Only time of the day when you can have fun I guess.
>>7961442
You're retarded. Nue is cool in my book.
>>7961466
Cute
>>7961466
Unlimited Bunny Works.
>>7961464
>>7961452
B-but I'm on the cusp of dawn and suffering ever more by the second.
>>7961466
That and the feeling of almost everyone being asleep so you can do things you can't do while there's a risk of being seen. Like talking to you guys.
>>7961474
>took 4 minutes to post it
>>7961485
I don't know why/how you think I'd edit this on my phone you retarded nigger. It's not my fault clover is a buggy piece of shit.
Please, remain calm, and continue typefucking.
Some lolis would be nice, though...
>>7961475
>Blushing Bunny hides face.
>>7961481
N-nice reference...
>>7961484
Not sure why it'd be a risk...
Golly gee, I hope there's no desperately horny Xenos females in this thread. That would be terrible.
>>7961509
Not today! Nana nana na
>>7961509
Too late ... the thread is FUBAR.
>>7961484
Dang it.
I guess another day shall be!
>>7961510
Oh, another bunny.
>>7961525
Stahp teasing me with cute Mirai pics, you monster!
>>7961456
I want to eat Hotaru's cinna-buns.
>>7961447
Bitch I'm not ClownPiece.
And look I probably know exactly who you are and really wish you'd cut this out not because it upsets me but it bothers people stupid enough to give a damn about me.
Also I'd appreciate you not appraising me so incorrectly because I'm legitimately fucking emotionally crippled by paranoia that even my most minor of actions may harm people.
>>7961531
What you don't know is that I'm actually a Mirai ava, haha! Pranked!
>>7961529
>Stutters for a few seconds
>fucking books it
>>7961526
Not in the slightest. Those who give up so easily, are better off just dying offscreen.
>>7961541
I already knew that, and it only makes it worse! One day I'll make you pay for the pain you've inflicted upon me(my Dick)!!
>>7961542
I already had a bunnygirl earlier but...
>Approaching the new arrival, Rance narrowed his eyes and examined her closely.
... You're damn cute! So cute it's a crime!
>>7961539
Stay mad you fucking parasite.
I assure you you're too dumb to figure out who I am but I've seen you treat so many good people like shit in this place.
You are a hateful, pathetic, ignorant, and manipulative human being.
Clownpiece at least knew what he was, you're just in denial that you're the same as him.
>>7961564
Virra please go to bed.
>>7961563
I-I only have 6 images of her at the moment
F-fuck dude don't make me do this again when I don't have my wine
>>7961570
Virra hates Lore, not Nue.
>>7961574
>not downing a bottle of md2020 before erp
>>7961577
Nah, virra hates nue too, even if he did come to him with some cringe worthy "peace treaty"
What with the RWBY girls invasion?
>>7961578
>fucking Mad Dog 2020
That brings back painful memories.
>>7961574
Straight Edge > Drunkposting
But so be it! Go forth and collect more Photorabbit pictures!
I'll protect you if that Nazi Weiss says something about Faunus.
>>7961564
well, you're either Kyouko, Yurianon or Virra.
>>7961588
I had my first, and last experience with it last week. Always heard shit about it, but I'm never going near that shit again.
>>7961587
People wanted the four girls assembled.
>>7961591
Not even close but keep grasping at straws.
>>7961596
I'm not complayning ... not at all.
>>7961591
actually, potentially Paul too. Quite likely Paul.
>>7961578
S-shut up you big meanie!
>>7961589
I'm at my best when I'm drunk.
Th-thanks either way, mister.
>>7961607
No problemo!
>Thumbs up before slapping her ass.
Now go forth and collect pictures! That way we can join forces with Tylee and eventually have a threesome.
>>7961602
>Paul
>awake right now
Not a chance.
>>7961594
Mad Dog ain't booze, it's a rite of passage. Glad you survived it.
>>7961624
>paul
>Missing a chance to shitpost the person he genuinely believes is one of his biggest shitposters
>>7961624
>Not rememberering when he was basically up 25 hours a day to shitbomb the thread.
>try to use the bathroom
>cat won't get out of my lap
Ffffffuck what do I do
>>7961633
>Forgetting when you were
>>7961641
Meooow!
>>7961650
trust me, I haven't.
>>7961654
he pricked my dick because of that
thanks
>>7961654
Felicia is just unf
>>7961166
Golly anons! you're all missing out on the fun and all the cool balloons!! Fuckable balloons, the fun is in seeing if you can cum before they pop!
>>7961678
I wanna play with pinkies pies!
>>7961678
>>7961678
that thread doesn't have ERP in the title, thus nobody looking for the erp threads in the catalog will see it.
That is why this thread was made, because the OP failed the most basic fucking thing.
This thread is filled with degenerates... Deus does not Vult.
>>7961706
>New FotM HG ava
>>7961709
I'm sorry, what?
>>7961695
Mr Kojima, please be more kind.
>>7961706
>UPlay
ahahahahaha
>>7961718
>>7961709
Yes... belittle me more! It sustains me...
>>7961717
Cute Pig.
>>7961722
Warden > PM
>>7961717
rabbu rabbu piggu
>>7961728
I admire your tastes, anon. I shall hunt down PK and bring her head to you.
>>7961746
>Owain goes shopping
>>7961689
Follow me anon! and we can play and play all day! I just hired a clown!
>>7961695
>>7961704
>Pinkie scours the threads for people ERPing. I mean /sure/ you got a nice title but this place is deader then one of Applejacks parties, I mean yeah she's good when you need work done but not so good when you want to have fun, you know what i mean? Just don't tell her I said that, last time she got real mad, I'm talking suuuper mad!
>>7961751
Women shouldn't be playing with swords.
They should be naked on my bed.
>>7961761
>Missed a chance to mention Rances holy sword.
>>7961761
Needs more cheesy innuendo and I don't think rance has ever been dismissive of women as combatants.
I mean for god's sake he was taught how to fend for himself by a woman.
>people making waifus out of the ubisoft fotm
:weary:
>>7961782
2B more your FOTM speed?
>>7961786
it's not ubitrash so yes
>>7961775
Master One-eye is the exception to the rule... And Kenshin... And Leila... And many others.
Dang, you might have a point.
They're skilled, sure, but they're better in bed! After all, why do you want women with swords when they look better and sexier wearing nothing while waiting for me?
>>7961774
Don't you mean THE HYPER WEAPON?
>>7961802
2B, please never stop posting your butt.
>>7961757
>Wants to play with horse
>Looks at the clock
Come often
>>7961799
The only weapon a lady like you should be holding is!
>Rance tears away his clothes, his hard long cock throbbing.
This hyper weapon!
>His cock shines like a sun blinding the women long enough for him to pounce.
>>7961812
So many good ass shots that nobody notices you have a great rack too.
Being 2B is suffering.
>>7961824
Why don't you just do it cowgirl, then? That way, they can appreciate that fat ass, and those tits at the same time?
>>7961819
You.
I like you.
>>7961829
Because robots can only orgasm from mating press anal, anon.
>>7961824
You are another 2B ava? Here, have this image, I really like it.
>>7961850
I'll make sure I grope those huge tits either way then, 2B.
>>7961850
Robots make babies in the butt?
>>7961857
No, I'm just posting. Avatars are for homos.
Cute pic.
>>7961858
You do that.
>>7961859
Of course. How do you think more robots get made?
That's enough of that. Later ERP.
Who is a threat to erp?
>>7961857
I'll take it as well, thanks.
And 2B's greatest feature is her lips.
>>7961882
The fuck are you on about?
>>7961882
Paul
I could name saviours but I don't want to entice more drama
>>7961935
People like you who don't ava-worship at every opportunity are the true saviors.
>>7961943
Thank you
>>7961943
There's a difference between ava worship, and mentioning someone you like when the occasion arises, you know.
>>7961949
You're welcome. Stay awesome, anon.
>>7961943
People who erp over anon circle-jerking are the true saviors.
>>7961962
>He says as he joins the circlejerk.
I think we should go to sleep for a little while.
>>7961968
NO! IF WE SLEEP WE DIE!
>>7961968
Good Night.
>>7961968
G-Good night, onii-chan!
>>7961968
That's really a crossdressing shota...
>>7961987
Stahp
>>7961968
But should we really? I mean if we all sleep, who's gonna watch over us? Who's gonna keep us alive?
>>7961995
Nobody. But don't worry. We are not alive. We never were. We are nothing but puppets playing a game of pretends called “Free Will”.
>>7961995
Some of us dying in our sleep would probably be beneficial to the remaining survivors.
>>7961995
The sad and the lonely will wander this place forever.
>>7962008
Don't forget to tell how the afterlife is.
>>7962019
I wouldn't be able to tell you.
>>7962019
There is no afterlife Anon. There is no soul. When we die. We die. Nothing will survive us.
>>7962025
There are souls. I capture them with Soul Trap all the time.
>>7961989
Calling Miss Iris Heart a crossdressing shota, anon?
>>7962031
Sure, anon. whatever help you sleep at night.
>>7962039
*helps
>>7962036
She's hiding her feminine penis.
>>7961987
>those legs
Imouto-chan I...
>>7962053
She could certainly stick a strapon in your ass if that's the experience you're after
I'm probably going to be up for a little while because of reasons, so... Have a card.
>>7962072
I love Iris Heart like I love my old Sega Mega Drive!
>>7961987
Roll is pretty cute.
>>7962076
Hello Sponty!
>>7962077
>Calling her old.
>>7962076
Here's my daily kys. Know that I don't mean it and that I'm just memeing.
>>7962072
No, thank you. I already had that experience with [censored].
I want to fuck Roll in the ass
>>7962076
Go away ESL idiot
>>7962072
>>7962084
Heya.
>>7962088
Love you too.
>>7962101
No you.
>>7962100
B-but that's... lewd!
>>7962101
Wrong ava, Anon.
(I approve nonetheless)
>>7962076
>Spontz while I'm at work
Good morning either way
>>7962113
What, don't wanna pound that tight little sister ass?
>>7962098
>I already had that experience with [censored]
Here lies anon's anal virginity
>>7962076
That's a nice business card, I'll take no order of rabbit meat to choke down, and an order of plump kitten in the mood for some Chinese~ lmfao
>>7962088
Who don't want her to kiss herself? Damn anon. loljk
>>7962101
She'll suck your cock in broken English if you ask in ESL.
>>7962121
>While I'm busy in the other thread.
I feel your pain anon.
>>7962121
I gotta know, can you kiss a soul? Or just show any kind of affection to it
>>7962118
>Wrong ava.
But It has been proven that Sponty has english as his second language
>>7962126
No because lolis are for cuddles and headpats.
>>7962137
She is not Chat.
>>7962137
Sponty has literally come forth and said it.
>>7962128
And I miss it everyday...
Why does ESL even matter, when most people who claim to be American, can't even type properly?
>>7962152
Poor anon is already a broken slave to some mistress!
>>7962121
Sorry.
>Kissus
Good morning to you too.
>>7962130
NO order of rabbit meat?
And I didn't know you were chinese, Karl.
>>7962076
Go in ESL cutie.
Can someone give me a quick rundown on Chat?
Would you a penguin?
>>7962160
Go in my ass*
Kojima-san, please!
>>7962163
Stop asking about yourself
>>7962164
Very much so.
>>7962157
S-shut up! You...you...meanie!
>>7962164
Maybe.
>>7962163
-ESL
-Autistic
-He posted
-He got shitposted
>>7962170
Does she make you beg for it? Or do you beg for her yourself?
>>7962155
>believing things on the Internet
>>7962179
No, the reason is because that faggot Russian or whatever the Fuck did nothing but shitpost for weeks.
>>7962163
Chat, also known as Nozomi.
Is the guy that gave us the Jeasus.
Avoid at any cost.
>>7962158
>recieves kissu, answering
>>7962134 's question
I'll hope to catch you at a better time, have fun in these early hours
>>7962180
What does that have to do with anything? I said claim, not confirmed. I'm just saying that none of you faggots know how to type, yet some super faggots believe they should be able to deem others lesser, because of a typo, or two.
>>7962185
But Nozomi's english didn't seem nearly as bad as Chat's and we can't get Chat to fuck off.
>>7962177
No, she forced herself on me...
>>7962185
Can you stop being a dick nozomi? They aren't chat, and no amount of shitposting is going to get that going.
>>7962200
Dick to nozomi * My bad.
http://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/1113042
H-holy fuck my dick can only get so hard
>>7962196
Hi Innocent Boy.
>>7962160
"In"?
Have you finally changed your mind about futa, Mecha? Dohoho~
Good morning anyhow.
>>7962189
Likewise! I hope your day goes well.
>>7962190
No typos there unless you count that long run-on sentence. Do you even period?
>>7962205
Hi Nue.
>>7962189
Well you learn something new every day.
>>7962163
-The Prologue-
Got shat on for some rp with Owain's Sonic (jeasus) that they kept denying
Kept teasing their ava with eye crops even though no one watches Miraculous Buttterfly
Got banned for rping as the Squidboy from Splatoon apparently
ASS MUSK is 3/5s of their card, and got them shitposted when they played Shadman Raven
I think that's their legacy
>>7962210
>>7962216
>the wispy blue ball bounces into anon's face to further answer their question, but it was a really tiny kissu
>>7962165
Regret your words and deeds.
>>7962208
I'd give you a rub while I plow you from behind at least. That other thing's more Karl's bag.
But heya heya.
>>7962222
A busty ava appears!.jpg
>>7962158
I meant one, one!
Chinese? No but I heard they love eating their fair share of pussy~
>>7962217
>Shadman Raven?
>>7962227
>Kissu's the tiny ball.
>>7962229
You'll get there.
>>7962217
>3/5
Wasn't there a compromise in there?
>>7962235
Raven drawn by Shädman
>>7962227
>The anon closes his eyes and kissus the wisp, his lips feeling like they're pressing against a compressed ball of cool air
>>7962236
So what you're saying, is chat was rping with 3/5 of a person?
>>7962229
No reach around? What a dick...
>>7962217
Ladybug ava when?
>>7962227
>his curiosity grows further, unable to deny the feelings the cute wispy soul is giving him. he takes out his cock, and starts poking the tip against her
>>7962251
Not with chat here, same goes for Gwen avatars from Ben 10, cause he's one of her cultists.
>>7962196
But aren't you a man, anon? How could some girl force themselves on you like that? Getting bent over and taken like that, it's almost as if you were the girl
>>7962262
Too bad. She look tasty.
>>7962259
>>7962242
I guess I was curious since there was another raven a few hours ago. Thanks for clearing it up.
>>7962227
>The angel pushes the cute soul against her butt, forcing it to eat them
>She seems to be holding back with all her strength a very loud, hysterical laugh
>>7962229
Well that's always something.
But I think your place of choice is still between Nellko's meaty thighs and plump titties.
>>7962235
Karl, please.
>Bonks you on the head.
What are you doing still up anyway?
neps are cancer
>>7962273
This.
>>7962235
All yours my man.
>>7962247
haha get it dick
>>7962271
You know it bae.
>>7962252
>>7962270
>trying to sex someone's soul
Degenerates, all around me
>>7962270
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>7962276
We fuck Ghost girls on a daily basis here. What's so different?
>>7962273
I miss Nep
>>7962273
at least they aren't ponies or gems or touhous or jojos.
>>7962276
But I just wanted a kiss..
>>7962286
>Non conformist projecting this hard
>>7962273
I can't live without nep
>>7962286
it almost like you don't remember nep avas
>>7962276
Yeah yeah, what's so different, don't be such a prude.
>>7962275
stop being a dumb flirt and fuck her already you thirsty kek
>>7962298
Leave him alone, he's still going through his "I don't care" phase.
>>7962293
Who wants their dick sucked?
>>7962275
Other than that, how goes?
>>7962302
>presents dick
>>7962298
If it wasn't 3am maybe.
>>7962300
I want to be hardcore but mommy wommy won't let me.
>>7962303
Just waiting for sleep to overtake me, had a rough last few days but the last 12 hours or so were okay. How you been?
>tfw no anon to mating press you
>>7962271
I started something and I keep getting distracted.
>Rubs his head then bonks your head with some paper.
What about you? It's almost either there, I admit I'm curious about what
>>7962076
>reasons
means.
>>7962275
I had no idea, you know Sponty has a pussy right? She made sure I knew about it myself.
>>7962284
I wish there were ghosts on a daily basis
>>7962294
How about you handle these dicks for her since I'm a prude
>>7962318
>mating presses
>>7962273
what happened to nep avas anyway? shitposted away?
>>7962315
>mommy wommy
Kojima-san....
>>7962318
I want to do that.
>>7962320
Sure, let's start with yours.
>>7962318
>doesn't mating press
>puts you on top instead, Cowgirl style
>it's a momo circlejerking with bolin's girlfriend episode
ripperino in peace
>>7962315
Ooh, I see. Well alrighty then.
I hope the next few days get better for you at least.
And I've been fine, although I have to remain up because some construction people are supposed to come over. According to them, they'll be here "Between 8 AM and 4 PM" which means... Yeah, I'll be here a while most likely.
>>7962319
Distracted, huh?
Well, like I've said just above, I'm waiting on people to come over for house-related things, and I have to be around when they show up. Whenever that is...
>Tfw I love her design (and dat ass), but unsure how the giantess thing even works.
Where is the roleplay?
WIP
>>7962356
>Gropes your faggot dick.
>>7962352
YES. YES. YEs. YESSSSSS.
>>7962361
That is not roleplay
>>7962365
Pinkie is too random.
>>7962358
What is this
>>7962348
Calm down bolin, no need to be so jealous and possessive
>>7962381
Spooder
>>7962365
That made me much harder than it should, and I wanted to get hard from it to begin with.
>>7962351
Yowch, that's rough. Hope it happens sooner rather than later so you can get some rest.
>>7962336
Will you be my oka-san?
>>7962354
kys
>>7962351
8 and 4? Why such a large window? I hope it's closer to the nowish side of the spectrum, is there anyone else that can wait for them?
And yeah I get distracted too easily.
>>7962381
A drawing of Muffet
Still working on it
>>7962386
Why did you post the script of RWBY?
>>7962398
Kys 2
>Kissu
Sleep tight fucko
>>7962398
Who needs some random anon for mommy's milkies when Mattie is here
>>7962418
Go away
>>7962418
>anime girl
kys
>>7962418
Who dis where card?
>>7962424
I still wish we had a Sanae
>>7962418
Fuck off Chat.
there's nothing gay about anal stimulation.
>>7962398
I hope so too!
Anyway, you should try to get some rest yourself. And if you really can't, well, I might still be here to help you relax~
>>7962402
Because construction, much like plumbing, is a field with wayyyy more demand than offer, so they can afford to be sort of dickheads about it.
And you should go to bed too, Karl.
>Kissus the nazi.
>>7962418
Go aways ESL idiot.
>>7962435
>taking something in your ass isn't gay
Sounds pretty gay to me desu.
>>7962374
She's the only one I feel like I can play at all, hope it's good even if you won't partake.
>>7962393
Too bad it seems like everyone left.
>>7962362
I want to... but at the same time, don't know if I can.
would you an elf (brown)?
>>7962442
kys.
>>7962447
>Elf
HERESY
>>7962443
you calling old men getting prostate exams gay?
>>7962445
Oh you are good. I'm not good enough to satisfy her.
>>7962441
Dicks
>>7962453
Yeah
>>7962441
1.- Shota semen
2.- Dog semen
3.- Faceless man semen
4.- Futanari semen
5.- Horse semen
6.- Tentacle semen
7.- Orc semen
8.- Shota semen
9.- Pig semen
10.- /erp/ semen
The only thing that I hate about Nozomi is that she's compared to Boco by spamming her self pity whenever she shows up that's why I'm going to say...
>>7962418
Go away ESL idiot.
>>7962447
I would!
>>7962464
>Shota semen on it twice
>>7962468
She wants it that much.
>>7962464
>shota twice
>futa
>dog
>pig
Yay or Nay
>>7962475
She's a slut
>>7962479
Nay
>>7962479
Yay
>>7962479
>we don't already have 300+ dom MILF shota dick sucking avas!
Nay.
>>7962485
>Blares airhorn
>>7962485
>rape her
>>7962490
>dom MILF shota dick sucking avas
Lucoa and who?
>>7962456
If that thread is still alive when I come back I'll probably play her, come join if you want!
>>7962497
eggplants?
>>7962491
>wakes up
w-why would you do this
>>7962493
>sleeps through rape
>>7962506
>keep raping her until he cum inside her.
>>7962502
why are you like this?
The only fucking reason we didn't use that thread was because the OP didn't have the term ERP in it thus regular people WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO FIND THE FUCKING THREAD.
>>7962510
>is not aware of this
>>7962515
>Don't care, had sex.
>>7962490
>>7962501
>>7962504
Fuck eggplants.
>>7962519
>
>>7962521
oy gevalt
dragons are not for lewd
>>7962533
10/10 would lick
>>7962528
WRONG
Basic human instincts tend towards wanting the strongest possible offspring.
Dragons are incredibly powerful creatures.
If dragons and humans could interbreed, breeding with a dragon would be every human's aspiration for the good of their future children.
Wanting to fuck a dragon is therefore the most natural thing.
>>7962490
We literally don't.
While I'm here, I've been debating whether or not I should add a new ava to my card.
I'm figuring the 6 I have right now is a good amount already, considering I don't post all that much in the first place, but... I dunno.
>>7962540
dragons
are not
for
lewd
>>7962552
Don't overextend yourself.
>>7962552
What did you have in mind?
>>7962552
If there is someone you really like or a character type you really want to do go for it. If you feel like you're only trying to fill a quota don't.
>>7962573
>Dumpass
>dump
yeah okay lmao.
Rocks are totally for lewd though. If they're not, explain all the topless marble statues from Rome or wherever the heck, with the nice tiddies and the tiny dicks and literally chiseled abs
Threadly reminder that this place needs more cute boy on boy love
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AYFk91_HtQ
>>7962563
Hmm, maybe you're right.
>>7962573
>>7962577
I have a few possible candidates, I'm just not sure just yet. But probably something a little subby, since most of my card tends to lean more towards the dom side of things.
>>7962581
Oh no, it's not about quotas or anything, I just feel like trying something new. Maybe something a little less... Extreme, for one.
>>7962560
Say that to my star spangled penis you insignificant grain of green sand.
>>7962490
I personally wouldn't mind more girl fucking or /ll/ MILFs. I like the idea that Rinko had yesterday with teasing cute girls.
Can I request the "business"?
Would you guys like an "Old man Jenkins" avatar?
>>7962604
Oh yeah? Look what I can do. Ha ha! HA!
>presses E
>>7962600
dragons aren't for lewd, you dumb cockslut
what are we listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vx3_2ks5qQ
>>7962601
>[Deleted]
Fug
What milfs would be good for that, though?
>>7962595
>since most of my card tends to lean more towards the dom side of things.
The most requested ones, anyways.
I'd totally milk Sponty or Mattie, or get em to do some other subby stuff if you wanna try being on the otherside, sometime, but anyways
>>7962628
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wWN6hZu9jjE&itct=CBIQpDAYACITCPLWja38t9ICFcJ3TgodqFwORzIKd2F0Y2gtdnJlY0iT7JbU8oGk3q0B
(This until I fall asleep.)
>>7962628
Only the best.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsLAmgKw-sc&ab_channel=JangoUnglazed
>>7962634
>posting thumbnails
>>7962615
That's pretty hot, Master Yi.
>>7962628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHuDgn7CBoQ
>>7962595
But I've dommed all of your characters except that really /d/ one. I feels great domming a dom since they become kind of a bratty defiant sub.
>>7962438
My friend mentioned how well being a plumber was, too bad you don't live closer to him, I could maybe set something up.
>Kisses the cat, pulling her into his chest.
>>7962628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AYFk91_HtQ
>>7962650
You really expect me to waste my time playing MOBAs? What kinda gamer you take me for? I'd rather get addicted to gambling in mobage then dive into those cesspools of garbage.
>>7962649
And who has a picnic without any pants? I guess the logic is that you want to avoid having ants but then you'd be cold.
>>7962667
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkDMz2ml0gw
>>7962636
Mhm.
Well there's Cteno who gets an alright amount of requests too, but... Yeah.
Even a dom char can be sort of subby at times. I've been meaning to do some power bottom stuff, especially with Sponty. It's happened once before, but I think I scared the anon off when it ended in role reversal.
>>7962653
Really now? I don't think you've dommed the buff birb either, then.
And thank you, but my plumbing is going just fine.
>Hugs the nazi into her thicc and fluff.
>>7962667
Sometimes a picture, is just a picture.
>>7962629
Honestly, I feel like Bayonetta would be a fitting choice.
>>7962696
We had like 4 so far
>>7962696
>tfw the last time morrigan played as bayonetta was around this month in 2016
Kill me
>>7962679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4
>>7962690
SoMETIMES
God TaKes MOMMIES
aNd PuPPIES AWAY…
And SoMETIMES…
Just SoMETIMES…
I do.
>>7962628
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elhlKG_95_M
The human eye can't detect more than 10 frames per second
>>7962732
the gem eye can detect more than 10 frames per second
>>7962735
Nobody cares about minerals
Please accept me inside your party. I'm a very good healer, I can prove it.
Has anyone seen this woman around here?
>>7962737
It's a mine--
Oh, wait. Fuck off Hank.
>>7962682
>scared them off with the role reversal
Pussy.
I dunno what to do with Cteno, shame. She's cute though. And getting drained by Spontz before she gets up to take her turn on top sounds like fun, I'd be up for doing that with yah
>>7962745
No. I'm sorry.
>>7962744
Okay, prove it. There's always room for a healslut in my party. I mean, I'm at the point where I can autoheal faster than people can hurt me buuuuuut you never know. Well, I do but it's a just in case sorta thing.
>>7962761
LEEEEEEEWWWWWDDDDDD
>>7962761
>pets
>>7962761
>Censoring the handholding.
Thank god. This is a purge image now.
>>7962755
Cteno is all about pounding her jelly while she wraps you with her mutant bits, releasing pheromones and such.
To be more precise, what happened was a scientist anon had captured and tied down Sponty before hooking her cock and tits to a milking machine, to do exactly that, while taunting her and teasing her, etc. However once she broke free she decided to use his rear to milk herself one more time, but I think that wasn't what the anon had in mind initially.
>>7962785
Oh my!
>>7962761
RAVIOLI RAVIOLI
>>7962812
I'm tired of this stupid Italian dish.
>>7962827
>>7962784
Aww, but that sounds like a great time. Partially cause one of my lewd friends has been getting me more interested in machines too, lately....
I'll keep a note that you don't mind machines for later use, then
>>7962857
Oh, is that so?
And that I certainly don't! Machines and tentacles are two things we desperately need to see more of around here, I think.
>>7962882
>Hugs the lewd bun
>>7962831
>Boops
>>7962870
>>7962738
>taps
>>7962916
>counterspell
>>7962887
>Hugs the cute AND lewd shrine maiden!
Morning~
>>7962887
>Peeks underneath to check which timeline you are from
>>7962920
>fake trap
>>7962882
Yeah, they talk a lot about strapping someone into a milking machine, something that can't hear you begging them to slow down since you just came. It's certainly interesting.
>notes tentacles next to machines
I miss that one tentacle beast ava, they disappeared and I never got to wrap up something with em
>>7962925
G-Good morning Sponty. How are you?
>>7962927
>The shrine maiden doesn't notice the anon looking. Apparently there appears to be a set of small male genitals packed inside a pair of white panties.
>>7962941
>Tosses gold coins all over Anna.
>>7962965
>>7962941
>>7962961
>Nods in approval
>>7962947
Oh my, how lewd~
And I know! They were a lot of fun. I believe it was Orc anon who had them.
>>7962961
Not too bad, I must say. Especially with you around, hehe~
How about you?
>>7962784
I was that anon with Sponty. Good times.
>but I think that wasn't what the anon had in mind initially.
No, but I loved it.
>>7962991
It is. They might've gotten me more interested in tentacles too.
Speaking of this stuff, how do you feel about exhibitionism, or public nudity and stuff, last thing I'm curious about before I get out of the hare's hair
>>7962989
>Ruka turns around as he heard someone behind him
H-Huh?
>>7962991
I-I'm a little exhausted. My sleep wasn't so good this night... Hopefully it'll be better next time.
>His cheeks grows red, knowing his company is very well met.
Th-thank you.
>>7963059
>Walks away whistling with hands in his pockets
I think I need to drop some avas
We could use some people at HG right now....
>>7963076
And whom are you?
>>7963077
No, fuck off.
Fucking cancer.
>>7963076
OK, do it
>>7963091
Ty, I wanted your permission.
>>7963094
No hay problema.
>>7963029
Ohoh really now? I'm glad to hear that, I was afraid it might have scared you off, actually.
Which would have sucked, because that was one of my favorite sessions.
>>7963058
I don't really have anything against it, but it doesn't really do much for me. Sponty herself is pretty much already 90% naked all the time, you know? Not to mention the threads are as open and public as you can get, so I suppose I'm just kind of taking it for granted.
That said, if you had something specific in mind, I'd love to hear it!
>>7963059
Aww, shoot, that sucks.
>She plants a loving kiss on top of the cute trap's head.
I hope you'll have the chance to get some more rest soon enough.
>>7963077
I suppose I could always drop by just to say hello, hrm.
>>7963077
>just started a game
Yeah nah you guys are fine
>>7963107
What?
>>7963067
>He looks confused at anon as he wanders away
U-uh... Okay, have a nice day mister.
>>7963104
>Ruka smiles at the napping Cell and pats him on the head
>>7963111
>A warming comfort blooms up in Ruka as Sponty kissed him. He can't help but to return it.
Me too, and thanks.
>He decides to rest himself against the busty bunny, sighing a bit
>>7963077
Explain me, how I join HG?
>>7962941
(Anna would fit nicely around here.)
>>7963132
>coos at the pat
Zzzzz
>>7963138
(Go back to your room)
>>7963132
>The overgrown rabbit wraps her generously buxom self around the delicate maiden, enveloping him with her warmth and softness.
You're very welcome~
>>7963138
BRASS MONKEY
>>7963138
Stop fucking my waifu
>>7963134
Go to HG thread
Pick avatar to rp with
Wait for a game, if no game just make a hello posy wirh your avatar and rp
>>7963158
(Delet this.)
>>7963169
(Anon I don't know who your waifu is.)
>>7963161
Holy fuck who is this?!
>>7963111
That's true, I getcha. Part of why I'm interested in it is mostly because I've been exposed to it lots thanks to this artist, and I've been considering it a good bit.
It's pretty nice since I usually play subby, had a fun little session of her getting caught masturbating in class by her teacher, and their staring gaze mixed with their strict tone made her feel so depraved that she started to jerk off and came all over them right there, to their horror
>incoming Ms Akame.jpg
It certainly makes me wanna try getting caught and being at people's mercy more
As for ideas, I didn't really have anything in mind yet, just wanted to gauge what you're into to help me think up stuff
Could I get an invite to the discord please?
>>7963178
Morrigan
>>7963169
Is your fault anon. Stop having a waifu. Waifu ruin Laifu.
>>7963199
FUCK OFF BOCO
>>7963199
You need to wheel your chair up to the desk she's hiding under before he can get there
Miss me with this gay shit
>>7963144
>He continues nuzzling his hand against Cell's cheek
Cute.
>>7963164
>His breathing gets more relaxed as he enjoy laying in Sponty's soft embrace while he wraps his slender arms around, rubbing her back as his head slowly sink deeper between her cleavage
Teehee~
>>7963178
(Go back to cucking everybody in your server! I'll push you! Don't think I won't!)
>>7963217
>kissu
>>7963217
>Throw Yuri shit at her.
>>7963217
Busy? Want to get railed?
>>7963217
>licks pussy
>>7963232
Pretty busy, unfortunately. Hoping I free up later
>>7963236
Leave that poor stray cat alone!
>>7963230
Miss me with that gayer shit
>>7963224
Gay
Morning
>>7963184
Hmmm, I see! That sounds like it could be quite fun, if you had a character like that. As far as Sponty goes, she's completely foreign to concepts such as modesty, shame, etc.
That said, maybe that could something to work with. Maybe she could try to push her a little to be more open, wearing revealing outfits in public to display that package of her proudly for everyone to see. That sort of thing.
>>7963219
>One of her hands in turn reaches for his head, stroking his silky black hair affectionately.
Mmm~ Now isn't this nice~?
>She asks as she hums quietly.
>>7963275
lemme smash?
>>7963275
Hello Fronk.
>>7963275
(Morning Fronku.)
>>7963224
(Miss me with that meme shit.)
>>7963199
(I can't promise that.)
>>7963281
This is very disturbing.
>>7963301
(It's not a meme if that server actually does it, memelord! When's The Room 2, Owain Wiseau?)
>>7963190
https://discord.gg/q9Nvvdz
>>7963293
Smash what...?
>>7963301
(How are you, peach)
>>7963295
(Wudup anon)
>>7963281
>stomach piercings with lace run through
(I have a fetish for piercings and that's too much for even me)
>>7963301
>I can't promise that.
>I can't promise that.
>I can't promise that.
>I can't promise that.
HE'S BEING THAT MONKEY
>>7963322
MUGI!
>>7963288
>Maybe she could try to push her a little to be more open, wearing revealing outfits in public to display that package of her proudly for everyone to see.
I mention exhibitionism to you once and you pinpoint a scene I've always wanted to do, even before using Mikage. This is not fair at all.
>>7963318
(Pretty normal day here. How are you?)
>>7963301
>Owain claimed Morrigan once and for all
>>7963343
Poor Boco.
>>7963326
(As an actual coal burner this maymay is the most hilarious thing)
>>7963335
(Good, just woke up and trying to get a sess in)
>>7963288
>While most of his head is wrapped in the softness of her breasts, he lets out a muffled "Mhmm..." while he receives the pets. This is really comfy he thinks and he doesn't have intentions of leaving right away
>>7963318
(I am just fantastic, how about you Fronku?)
>>7963313
(It was only around for like 20 minutes! As a joke! Geez! And the room is an excellent movie!)
>>7963315
Thank you
>>7963362
(That whole server is your room at this point! They meme'd you as king of the Discord and here you are gracing us lowly plebs with your prescence!)
>>7963351
Boco never stood a chance
Morrigan doesn't wanna kiss someone's cheek
She wants to kiss that BIG FAT POST
>captchas: Black Bull
Pls!
>>7963219
>sleepy kissu
>>7963334
Dohoho~ What can I say? I -am- playing a hopelessly lewd character as my main, after all~
So we have a winner then, huh?
>>7963357
>Thankfully, she had no intention of leaving either. Without adding anything, she simply keeps on slowly petting him, humming along soothingly. At this rate she might as well take him home and nap the rest of the morning away along with him.
>>7963380
(You speak platitudes and falsehoods that only a true bonobo could possibly believe! Your edge dulls your senses and blinds you from the truth!)
>>7963383
(I'm not into dudes.)
>>7963362
(Pretty good mate)
>I'm not into dudes
(Liar)
Who are you attached to from here (if any), /ERP/?
>>7963383
(Im actually gonna go get some breakfast and then lay down because people don't think I can learn from my mistakes and grow as a person)
>>7963412
(My edge is sharpened and honed to a fine point! My edge was folded over a thousand times in the fires of Hell itself, a blade blessed by Satan himself! For it was prophecized in the prophecies told by.... Bob that the legendary edge will be wielded by someone who let themselves be cast out from Heaven, who couldn't bear the light of God and will lead a rebellion against the angels! The world will suffer a rain of ashes for years, black clouds will darken the sky, and the howling wind will carry the sounds of misery and despair!)
>>7963429
(My friends who are the only people I talk to besides family these days)
>>7963301
BOCO IS ROOOAAASTEEEEEEDD
>>7963429
Nobody.
>>7963405
Y-yeah, whenever I manage to catch you at a good time I'll put her in your care. Feel free to dress her up and trot her around as you liked it's all to make her more confident
>this chat started from me trying to fish ideas for domming you
Totally not fair
>>7963442
mmmmh roast chicken.
>>7963429
Jinx... but it will never happen!
>>7963398
>He blushes a bit and returns kissu
>>7963405
>He closed his eyes, resting them for a moment as he kept feeling relaxed and secure within her warm and smooth body. He wouldn't mind napping with Sponty at her home
>>7963426
(D-Delete this.)
(Anywho were you in the mood for something?)
>>7963434
>sends you a one line response.
>>7963429
There are girls here?
>>7963434
That's not what I said about you, and you know it
>>7963478
No. We are all fatguys.
>>7963459
Kys Boco
>>7963478
A couple
Man, /v/ is unbearable today.
.......
Anything interesting happening here? Or should I just sleep?
>>7963521
You're not welcome here, go away.
>>7963521
Owain owns Morrigan so you have no reason to be here anymore
>>7963521
End your life
>>7963468
(Sure, anyone in particular you wanted on my card?)
>>7963429
(Not anyone in a sense like that, but I have a few friends I'd want to get to know better)
>>7963521
GET CU CKED BOCO
>>7963540
Thanks for the cuddles last night!
>>7963521
I think you rather wanna be on /v/ than here honestly. For you own best.
>>7963455
That sounds lovely! I'm usually around during dead hours or early in the morning.
And yup, but that's good too, right? Better luck next time~
>>7963464
>And so Sponty carefully began heading off to her place! Once there, she skillfully opens the door with one hand as she holds onto the lightweight trap against herself, makes her way inside and into her room.
>She wordlessly slips him under the covers before joining him and wrapping herself back around him, hugging him close.
There we go, much better...~
>She whispers, resting her head against his hair as she begins to doze off.
>>7963540
(Would you be fine with playing a female Chara getting lovingly annoyed by Owain?)
>Owain claiming other people's waifu's
>Anons goes buttblasted
>Owain claims Morrigan
>Anons cheering because Boco
You're all fucking hypocrites
>inb4 boco
No fuck off. You can't use that argument here.
>>7963570
>No Ryoka yet
Pitiful.
>>7963579
Hi Boco.
>>7963579
And now he's going to claim Fronk and you can't stop him
Nobody can stop Owain
>>7963579
Yes, and?
Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue.
>>7963591
I don't even care, anymore.
>>7963591
How do we get a monkey to get out of here? And stop stealing our waifu?
>>7963551
You're grabby when you sleep.
>A faint puff of smoke escapes the corner of her mouth.
No problem.
>>7963556
Bets on how long he'll stay gone. A day? A week? I'm your bookie folks, leave the money with me.
>>7963559
>As he lies with Sponty on her bed, he yawns a bit as he snuggles up closely, his arm wrapping around her as he gets really comfortable in her bed
Sleep well Sponty
>>7963572
(Sounds good)
>>7963615
1 hour
>>7963608
No Waifu No NTR.
>>7963608
https://strawpoll.com/3agabr7
>>7963647
It's between Jiro or Rance
>>7963622
>She yawns and sighs happily, planting one last affectionate kiss on top of his head, before settling in for a nap.
You too, Ruka~
(And maybe you should do likewise, too~)
(If you can at this time that is...)
>>7963658
We are doomed.
>>7963625
Risky risky, getting frisky. But I like that. Let's hope Morrigan rolls back in soon enough for the cock's tiny cock to pop back in.
>>7963633
...oh shi-
>>7963665
And OR! Mecha.
>>7963559
I know, I'm sure I'll need to wait for a weekend to catch you, but I'll look forward to it
>Better luck next time~
I'll make sure to get my revenge for this, you rascally rabbit
>>7963660
(Well, when the time is up for that. Its still only 5.05 pm here so I've got a few hours left.)
>>7963681
(Oops)
>>7963674
Mecha don't care about your waifu. And Owain is smart enough to leave Mecha harem undisturbed.
>>7963709
But Morrigan is part of Mecha's harem
>>7963615
Couldn't help it. You were just so comfy. Thanks again!
>>7963679
Who knows! Maybe if the stars align properly...
Revenge? Oh nooo~
>>7963681
(Ah, alright. I wish you a better night of sleep than the last one, then!)
>tfw ERP is apparently going to be saved by cucks
>>7963464
>Eventually wakes up, looking confused.
WOH! did we just do it last night?!
>>7963710
Morrigan is as slut.
>>7963731
THAT IS MAI WAIFU!
>>7963715
(Thank you! Anyway, I'm off for now. I hope you sleep well be.)
>>7963730
D-Do what last night? Sometimes you're really silly. Its okay though. Oh well, I need to do some other stuff for a while. C-Could you keep me comfy in your tail meanwhile?
>>7963747
>having a waifu
>>7963747
YOUR WAIFU IS SHIT. SHIIIIIIIIITTTTTT.
>>7963719
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... Nope.
>>7963623
>Owain sits cross legged in the cavern in which he resides. The ceiling is dotted with bright blue lights that twinkle like the stars themselves, bathing the swordsman's body in the warm glow. Wearing only a simple t-shirt and leather pants he eagerly awaits his reluctant friend for the evening. His emerald eyes take a quick scan of the surroundings, finding nothing of interest as he leans against a nearby tree.
>>7963753
you know, se- oh...guess not. y-you think I am silly?
>blushes
ah sure thing! no place comfier
>slurps you up into a nice, warm tube of happiness
stay as long as you want
>>7963762
No bully
>>7963793
nice rp
>>7963800
Cry me a river, bitch.
>>7963805
nigga hush
>>7963813
>cow tits
Eww...
>>7963715
>Revenge? Oh nooo~
We'll have to see, won't we? Just how much of your teasing she can bear til it becomes too irresistible
But I think this is enough for now, so seeya another time
>>7963822
Cow tits are love
>>7963822
Don't you worry, anon! Mirai is here to save you! Totally not a jobber.
>>7963830
Flat is justice!
>>7963822
Nigger, are you gay?
>>7963805
Cell-senpai doesn't erp here. He only comes from time to time. We like him though; unlike that cock Boco
>>7963828
Until next time. Take care!
>>7963832
Wanted to post this
>>7963844
It's not gay if she has a feminine penis.
>churns butter in anticipation of fresh bread
>>7963778
>Getting away from the human villages is Chara's only respite these days, even if it is with another slightly less terrible one. Popping into the cave, the child drops their weapon-filled bag to the cave floor and stretches, their lithe arms raising up toward the roof of the cave, until they're on their tiptoes.
Nn...
>And then, they droop, a relaxed smile crossing over their lips.
-Chara
>>7963885
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