HG thread
Some people are just born to not be dog people. Almost like how some people are just born to be terrible.
>>7944139
Well, I can't guarantee that.
>Rubs the back of her head.
Ehehe... I've got a lot of stuff, y'know?
>>7944157 (Subaru)
Card game? No, no! Keijo's a girl's sport where we hit eachother with our breasts and our butts 'till they fall down or hit the drink!
>She pivots herself to show off her butt and points a thumb towards it over her shoulder.
And lemme tell ya, I keep my butt in top condition! It's my weapon of choice!
>>7944160
Oh my god, I'm sorry! I'm such a klutz sometimes! Is there anythin' I can do ta make it better?
>>7944160
>Bill rubs his forehead as he reappears outside of the arena, alive once again.
What the... that's just bullshit. What the hell even was that?
>>7944160
Think they can hear us all the way up here?
>>7944113
B-but there's no arena thing for it here... guess I'll never be excited.
>>7944184
Well, if you're an aspirin' Keijo player I could always show off a few of my techniques for ya!
>>7944160
Oi! Can you sluts keep it quiet? I'm trying to drink in peace, 'ere!
>>7944188
Sure, do it, I wanna see what's so great about it.
>>7944191
Damn it! This one goes first!
>>7944113
The last part means you'd have to be an idiot to have a suit that's too small for you. Which I assume is the right size.
>>7944128 (Subaru)
I don't care what you would rate me, as I'm not a object you can sell off. Don't use that name it makes me cringe, I have a resistance set up for idiots. It's like a shield I just see through you.
>>7944151
The couch is yours if you need a home. You can't live that long without a boyfriend, I'm not forcing you into anything.
>>7944180
Understandable. Well...
>Bill looks down at his watch and then back up at the girl.
It seems as though I need to leave for now. May I have your name, miss?
>>7944191
>>7944198
Things are startin' ta get a little serious!
>>7944198
>>7944191
Forgot your water wings at home?
>>7944180
You've got to be kidding me. Girls smacking eat other with their breasts and butts? Rubbing...r-rubbing up on each other? Touching...sensually...and passion...p-passionate aggression...th-that's a sport? Like, people c-come to watch that stuff? With their kids and stuff? It's not like some crude adult entertainment thing?
>>7944201
In other words, you can deal with me. Sounds to me like we're a match made in heaven. I uh...I think we should grab a bite to eat sometime later. It's important to really get to know each other, yeah? It's not like a date or anything. Just lunch between two living, breathing, human beings.
>>7944223
Good luck out there.
>>7944223
Don't care if those aliens are innocent. They can die to.
>>7944193
Alright, here goes!
>She takes a deep breath in.... Then suddenly her booty becomes a blur as she whips it towards you! She doesn't come anywhere close to hitting you, but the movements generates a gust of wind!
...There! That's not really anythin' special, just a standard move!
>>7944201
>She hooks a finger underneath the edge of her uniform where it meets her thigh, pulls it and lets it smack against her flesh loudly.
Skin-tight! Sometimes it gets some holes from playin' too rough though, but nothin' that can't be patched up!
>>7944223
Hmmm... But what to draw...?
>Absentmindedly draws the official Keijo emblem.
>>7944227
What? There's nothin' crude 'bout Keijo. Games usually get like... a couple thousand spectators?
>She scratches her head.
Last time I played the arena was packed, so... maybe close to fifty-thousand?
>>7944248
...
>covers face a second later
W-what happened?! That's way too fast!
>>7944248
Fifty-thousand just to shake your tits and ass!? That's insane! How can they gather all those people with nothing more than a simple promise of smut!?
...
How much do you get paid...? Also, what do the other girl's feel like? Are any of them really, really soft?
>>7944244
Getting a little boooooooring!
>>7944201
Contrary to what you might believe, I'm not homeless, and even if I was, I wouldn't take that offer.
>>7944223
I just wanted to see how saving a life felt, now get out of my sight.
>>7944244
W-What did I do to deserve this...? Never in my life did I think I'd sink this low...
>>7944269
Oh my God Subaru, you can't just ask girls if they think other girls feel soft.
>>7944270
I remember when a slumber party ended like that. Good times!
>>7944270
I just want this nightmare to end...
>>7944281
Not think, idiot!
Know.
Does she know if they're soft.
Because she has touched them before.
I think.
>>7944244
Well, it is closer...
...
>Sleepu.
>>7944257
Did ya not see it? Here, let me do it nice and slow this time so you can try it yourself!
>She slooooooowly moves her butt to one side and then in front of her.
Like this, seee?
>>7944269
Oi, oi. Ya can't just keep askin' questions like that! One a time!
>She starts laughing loudly with her hands on her hips, still with her butt facing at you...
>>7944289
Eh? What do ya mean there's someone under this pillow?
>She stops sitting on the pillow to find out what she's done.
Oh cripes! Ya should've told me you were doin' somethin' like that!
>>7944289
I can't handle this anymore... Someone, please help me...
>>7944289
Just a normal day in the city. If this was the forest, you'd all be dead y now.
>>7944307
>stares
O-okay, I'll try
>bends all the way over and spins in a circle
>falls over
Ouch... that didn't go well... W-Well I gotta go now! School calls.
>>7944307
Okay, okay. let me formulate myself for a second.
>Subaru silences himself for a second in order to choose which question is the most important for the girl to answer
First I'd like to ask you if you're going to keep showing your butt off to me, or are you going to face me like a true fighter?
>>7944227
No dealing is involved I tolerate you that's it. I've dealt with idiots plenty of times so I know how to deal with you. Make yourself useful and just bring food later when I'm hungry.
>>7944248
Charming...as long as it's comfortable, Don't let your hips get too fat now.
>>7944274
Ungrateful are you? You just take advantage of others then. "Wow I didn't expect you to be homeless!" You have some respect even if you're still a tsun tsun
>uncle complains about having no money
>then goes online and buys $300-700 of warhammer figures every night
What the fuck is wrong with people?
>>7944323
It would be sad if I didn't find it so funny.
>>7944323
>>7944341
The extra cash is nice, I guess?
...Oh. Maybe not.
>>7944325
Ah, okay! Careful ya don't pull anythin' tryin' that sort of stuff without me there! I know all sorts of massages for that sort of stuff, alright?
>She starts waving high above her head.
Later, Aikawa!
>>7944331
Eh? What's wrong?
>She turns around.
We were just talkin' about my butt, ya know. Only fair if ya can see it.
>>7944334
Don't worry 'bout that! I'm on a strict exercise schedule ta keep the muscle, trim the fat!
>>7944339
What the fuck is wrong with Australians*
ftfy
>>7944339
Yeah like why are warhammer figurines that expensive. Who decides that?
>>7944334
How can you say that? I might the a lowly person, but I've never, once n my life taken advantage of another person.
>>7944341
>>7944351
I am so sorry... But there's not much I can do to help... My situation was alreay pretty bad.
>>7944341
Can't handle too much? Lightweight!
>>7944334
That's a very brash way of saying you want to eat with me. You could just say you'd like to be taken to a nice restaurant. That would work all the same.
>>7944351
Trust me, I've got more than enough of your ass in one day. I never thought I'd say that, but it's pissing me off just how distracting it is.
Now then, I guess I should ask the one thing that I'm sure nobody else has asked you. Why? Why fight with boobs and butts?
>>7944339
I don't see the problem here.
>>7944371
Don;t like the winner? Tough shit.
>>7944372
That's just how Keijo is! It's like askin' why they use a bat ta play baseball!
>>7944376
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7944377
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7944377
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>7944376
I really don't like the winner, but thanks for doing you.
>>7944382
Because using your tits would hurt!
It's just kind of weird, you know? Don't you know that there are a lotta perverts out there? The majority are probably watching you and...doing that stuff.
>>7944376
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for hosting little girl!
>>7944377
Did a lot better this time 'round!
Thanks for hostin'!
>>7944399
That doesn't affect me any though. I love playin' Keijo and that's what matters! I'll endure the press, the brass and even all the long autograph sessions 'cause it means playin' the game I love!
Now, if you'll s'cuse me, I'm gonna get changed!
>>7944351
Sounds like your dedicated to performing to others views. Not like that's a bad thing though. Good for you.
>>7944370
Or did you choose not to take advantage of someone you would deem a friend? A lowly person but someone with standards..
>>7944372
Learn to hear others, I'd rather just use you as a errand monkey then be stuck in a restaurant.
>>7944376
>>7944377
Thanks for hosting and Congratulations to the winner
>>7944377
Thanks for hosting
>>7944392
>>7944384
>>7944403
>>7944399
>>7944417
>>7944416
>>7944414
You're all welcome! You can be a little more thankful to donating to my cause!
>>7944424
>donates to your cause
>>7944416
Friends? As if I had any... Everyone was kind enough of letting me know that years ago... Now if you excuse me, I'll try to get some sleep.
Second thought, I'm hittin' the gym! Gotta keep in shape! Laters!
>>7944444
>>7944424
Thank you! Here's my donation to your cause
>>7944414
That's some sort of endurance you've got there. Usually, girls don't like being told they have big asses or being the center of attention because of their big ass. You. on the other hand, are-
>Before Subaru can finish, she dashes off to change into, what Subaru can imagine, even more pandering clothes
Ah...
>>7944416
And then you'd marry the errand monkey, right? That's the kind of thing that happens in those princess movies! The cute princess ends up marrying the guy that's not actually a prince but is a horrible machine that's mass producing shit and waste!
318th Express Games.
>First 24.
>>7944424
I don't give to charity cases. Unless you just need some food.
>>7944441
Good night Euler, you'll find out later on.
>>7944446
Goodbye
>>7944454
You're watching the wrong movies, you mean a horror movie clearly. and only an Idiot would rush into a marriage only knowing someone barely.
>>7944432
(Is this all he got? Pathetic!)
Surely you can donate a little more?
>>7944450
Y-you're too kind, mister.
>She begins the laborious task of trying to fit every bottle into her basket.
Too kind! My cause will surely enjoy your more than generous donation!
>>7944446
Night night! Don't let the monsters get you!
>Now have the urge to write up an HG Parody of "The Ultimate Showdown"
>Don't know if I know enough avas to make it
>>7944460
Baby Bonnie Hood
>>7944460
Senshougahara
>>7944460
Suz
>>7944460
Natsuki Subaru!
>>7944460
Varok Saurfang
>>7944460
Reigen Arataka
>>7944460
A King Cobra
>>7944470
Peacock is better.
>>7944460
Rubick
>>7944460
Maria and Harusame
>>7944460
Ziltoid the Omniscient
>>7944460
OOOOOOOOOOHHHH
>Entry
>>7944460
May
>>7944460
Big Smoke
>>7944460
Gallerian Marlon
>>7944463
Then let's get to knowing each other. Tell me about yourself. Don't skip a single detail!
>>7944460
Booty
>>7944460
Sukuna Shinmyoumaru
>>7944460
Undyne
>>7944463
How could you be so heartless? Food is fine as well if that is all you have.
>>7944484
You're either talkin' bout a gay bird or someone trying to jack my style. Either way, I'm way better than them!
>>7944460
Broxigar the Red
>>7944460
Fluorette
Don't tell me that loser went to sleep.
>>7944460
Ruby Rose
>>7944460
Ririchiyo
>>7944518
>uses lap pillow
>>7944460
Kamen rider Brave
>>7944460
Mother
>>7944460
Kamen rider Exaid
>>7944531
nigga dont look that brave
>>7944537
Walking around in a trash outfit like that requires bravery
>>7944540
>>7944537
F-fuck you guys. There ain't anything I can't cut.
>>7944547
cut your wrists!
>>7944543
I accept this challenge.
>>7944543
You should totally put Varok and Broxigar in the same district
>>7944543
It looks wonderful with me up there. Please go easy on me!
>>7944543
Let's get in gear.
>>7944547
>kissu
>>7944543
Yeah yeah, let's get going already.
>>7944557
o-oi... i wanna be in varok's district meng...
>>7944500
I'm tired and need rest, nice to meet you.
>>7944507
It's heart twisting isn't it? Maybe later I'll give you something. Good night.
>>7944543
Time is money, every second spent wasted is a second that could be used for accepting bribes!
>>7944511
Leave
>>7944583
Oh and I forgot my pic.
>>7944578
G'day mate
>>7944543
Good luck everyone.
>>7944571
Uh-huh...what about your name? I need more information than you being tired and needing rest.
>>7944591
See that, Ruby? That's how a guy handles another guy who's ready for war.
>>7944591
>The inchling wastes no time fleeing from the rest of the much larger tributes.
>>7944578
I want the person who thinks they can tell people what to do on the internet to leave
>>7944591
Pwah! Hah... hah. Damn it. Why do I have to carry so much stuff?
>>7944571
Donating will give you a free seat in heaven! See you then!
>>7944591
>He sits spinning around in his swivel chair and playing with his gavel.
Hmm.. Was there something I was supposed to do today?
>>7944596
That was the joke, Good night.
>>7944610
Can I come sleep with you?
>>7944591
Day one. You people are already trying to escape.
>>7944621
Watch where you are walking! You almost stepped on me, you giantess!
>>7944621
>Groaning, she puts a hand to her head as she tries to balance herself up.
Ah fuck, my head! Did I get hit with a brick? Where am I?
>>7944591
Ah, so it's just a regular sword then? No curses or magic? I suppose that's a nice break from what I've become accustomed to.
>>7944621
Thankfully I hadn't stored any valuables within! Whoever did this was quite thorough.
>>7944621
Couldn't you have moved an inch closer so you would've died?
>>7944633
Night one.
>>7944641
I appreciate the sentiment but the only thing this will be useful for is sharpening my blade.
>>7944641
...
>>7944591
>hisses very angrily
>>7944641
Day two.
>>7944666
Oh! There you aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7944641
Maybe this is my hangover foollin' me. Maybe it isn't!
>She rushes over to the abandoned crate, only to crash into nothing.
What the hell!
>She sticks her arm in front of her, it stopping as it definitely feeling something.
AN invisible wall? That's bull!
>>7944666
Well what are you waiting fro? Say it to my face, fucker.
>>7944661
>Attempts to pet.
>>7944677
>bites
>>7944677
>>7944661
>>7944676
Thank you for hosting, Mokou-tan. Can you please tuck me in so I can go to sleep?
>>7944641
You see that glowing globe in the sky? I became one once. Yes, I became a sun. It's a fascinating tale.
>>7944666
This is even hotter than the time I became sun! What power!
>>7944676
Night two.
>>7944683
I hope the poor thing doesn't chip a fang or anything..
>>7944684
>Attempts to pet as well.
I know you're not going to bite me.. P-probably.
>>7944691
>>7944687
I feel like everyone's being so secretive to me. Why? I'm upfront with them all the time!
>>7944687
Day three.
>>7944687
>>7944695
I thought I heard a whisper. Clearly I must've thought wrong.
>>7944684
>>7944691
>pissed snek noises
>tfw replying to slides
>hoping to get an event with someone
>don't
>die
>>7944707
>not abusing the AFK buff
>>7944714
but i wanted to rp
>>7944698
You little! At least you ain't afraid to stop me.
>>7944706
Night three.
>>7944693
>He looks down at the several snakes biting his hand.
...
>He puts his other hand to his cheek and smiles.
They're so cute!
>>7944703
>He rubs under the angry snake's chin.
Snakes are the best...
>>7944716
>wanting to be cancer
>>7944720
The Feast!
>>7944714
This anon has the right idea
>>7944736
Day four.
>>7944714
WHAT?
>>7944750
I'm Saki
>>7944746
Kyaaah! B-be more careful with that! We're in the same team, remember?
>>7944751
Night four.
>>7944755
I'm suicidal!
>>7944758
Mokou please. I can't go to sleep unless someone tucks me in.
>>7944757
Kyaaaa-ill yourself Aussa.
>>7944758
Day five.
>>7944701
The whispers? There isn't anyone here other than me and you. And all those other guys but they don't matter.
>>7944762
I'm sorry you have to be like that anon. You should probably talk about it to someone close to you, or a psychiatrist.
>>7944772
I'll glass ya cunt
>>7944758
...Unfortunate indeed, to say the least.
>>7944773
I can't blame you, as late in to this as we are.
>>7944778
None that you can see, that is.
>She glances at the air.
But it doesn't matter any longer, does it?
>>7944773
Unexpected Arena!
>>7944772
ebin xd
>>7944794
Night five.
>>7944790
I have failed. Do as you will.
>>7944790
>Broxigar and BASED SAURFANG are 2 of the final 3
>>7944772
Kill a Kill yourself, King Knight
>>7944800
And the finale!
>>7944785
Of course not. Many people hear things!
>She looks at where she's looking, whispering to herself.
Only nutjobs do that.
>>7944811
BULLSHIT
>>7944800
OH SHIT!
>>7944811
Or those who actually have others whispering to them.
>She clears her throat.
>>7944811
Congratulations Ruby Rose, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7944828
And thanks again for playing!
>And goodnight.
>>7944834
>Thanks for hosting Mokou
>>7944828
I thank you, human. You have truly given me a glorious death in battle!
>>7944828
Oh! Congratulations to you! And thank you for this chance!
>>7944828
Congratulations Ruby. It was a pleasure killing that man with you.
>>7944834
I'm only going to say goodnight if you tuck me in.
>>7944828
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>7944834
Thank you for the game.
>>7944827
Oh did you hear that? You must excuse my behavior! I just dealt with others like you before.
>>7944834
Nice job to her, yadda yadda. Thanks grandma. Night.
>>7944858
I'm not that hard of hearing, ma'am. And you have every right to think that, I realize I neither look nor sound like the most sane person.
>>7944852
Cute
I want to fuck ____
>>7944852
Ooh!
>Guides the Kodama back to the shrime
>>7944867
Maybe you should change that then. You would be surprised just how many people will like you if you didn't look like you came from a garbage can! But I can't stay up. It's already past my bedtime. Good night... whoever you are.
>>7944879
The police
>>7944834
Oh. Wait, I won? Thanks for the game, ma'am!
>>7944879
ing die.
>>7944889
I can't help dressing how I dress.
...Farewell to you, maam.
>tfw feel bad
Please cheer me up, HG
>>7944875
>The little inchling crosses her arms and scowls, pretending not to enjoy the compliment.
Keep that to yourself.
>>7944880
I am able to find my own way back, giant. I thank you for your help though.
>>7944918
Atleast you are not black.
>>7944879
Aussa
>>7944918
there's always sunshine after the storm
also take this picture
>>7944919
I'll keep it to myself then
>>7944918
k
>>7944919
Well hurry up, then. I need your blessing so I can farm more divine shit. The drop rate in HG is abysmal.
>>7944918
Wanna talk about it?
>>7944929
Very good. I commend your level of respect.
>>7944934
Perhaps you should seek out the shrine maiden, then. Certainly she would be willing to aid your cause.
>>7944939
i guess
i've just been thinking about life when i grow old and shit
>>7944943
Funny thing, I had to kill that shrine maiden. Turns out she was a goddamn crustacean from the paleolithic era or something masquerading as a shrine maiden.
Dropped a decent katana.
>>7944943
Just be careful nobody steps on you
>>7944952
Still got plenty of time between here and there. That said, don't squander it.
>>7944962
I haven't any clue what you are talking about, but congratulations.
>>7944963
Don't worry. I always comes prepared to deal with giant adversaries.
>The inchling lowers her hand to the hilt of her sword.
To think I am weak because I am small would be a mistake.
>>7944996
You know what nobody seems to keep around anymore? A big photo album with actual pictures in it
>>7944996
Have you spoken with a doctor about this?
I've heard there's been a lot of advances in treating Alzheimers, and starting prevention early would also greatly reducde the effects.
>>7944999
It's just that people don't pay attention to the ground, they might not notice you
>>7944999
Thanks, it was a good fight.
>Drops a few coins
Now grant me your blessing, please. I clearly need all the help I can get.
>>7945020
Could always start that collection now to open up with your family every now and then. Fill it up while it's still a possibility, before you miss out on the things that might be passing by
>>7945020
Look, if you're worried about it I suggest you see a doctor about it.
These days they can do a DNA test and check the likelyhood of you getting any diseases.
>>7945020
Have fun going hollow.
>>7945012
I would never let myself be stepped on by the unaware. That would be too embarrassing...
>>7945016
>!!!
>The inchling ducks and dodges through the shower of coins. She manages to come out unscathed.
I may live at the shrine, but I'm not a shrine maiden myself. I am a warrior.
>>7945061
Things usually have a way of working out, even if they don't in Tue ways we think they will.
>>7945061
Alright then.
And yeah, it's pretty late here too.
DNA tests can be fun, learned I'm 5% German last time I took it
>>7945071
>Take a DNA test
>I'm 10% anime girl
>>7945061
don't forget to have unfinished business before you die so you linger as a ghost and use your l33t ghost hax to fuck around with the living
>>7945060
Warrior? What are you going to do against a demon? Stab him in his big toe?
Don't make me laugh, shrimp.
>>7945071
SEIG FUCKING HEIL!
>>7945084
...
>She quickly draws her shining needle sword, and in one swift motion she slices one of the coins dropped for her clean in half before sheathing the blade again.
Does that answer your question, giant?
>>7945096
I always am. Thank you for the concern, but you needn't worry about my size.
>>7945092
The future is daunting but it is what it is. Can't help what's already coming anyway, so you better get yourself a good foundation before then.
>>7945111
You sure showed that inanimate coin who's boss.
>He's more impressed than he lets on and his toes involuntarily curl in his boots
I don't really see how you could be an effective combatant when something like rain would probably pose a significant hurdle for you. What's your name, shrimp?
>>7945122
You bet it will. Humans are just like that.
>>7945122
Tell us the results when they come in
>>7945127
For starters, it is not shrimp. Shinmyoumaru is my name, and I am a proud member of the inchling race.
Just because I am small, does not mean I am weak. Do not confuse the two.
>>7945146
Sleep tight pal.
>>7944918
At least you're not Aussa
>>7945146
Good sleeps, homeslice
>>7945143
That's a mouthful, I'm just going to call you shrimp if it's all the same to you, shrimp.
You handled that coin nicely, let's see how you handle something a little more intense. You'd better be fast as well as strong to survive the games.
>Pulls out his pistol and fires several rounds at Shinmyoumaru
>>7945168
What the fuck anon you're shooting at a fucking midget what is wrong with you
>>7945143
This little one reminds me of the mini assassin from Seto no Hanayomei or how ever it's fuckin spelled.
>>7945172
Just watch. Don't worry, I am completely safe from the gunfire.
>>7945185
Dude shooting a midget is like kicking a puppy
>>7945168
>The inchling again reaches for her blade, but rather than swiping at the bullets she instead points it forwards and fires a beam of energy from the tip, blasting away each of the bullets in mid-air.
Unless you are trying to earn my disrespect, giant, I do not understand the purpose of these tests. If you call me shrimp again I shall have to discipline you for making fun of my height!
>Height complex intensifies.
>>7945173
>kek.
>>7945200
STAB HIS DICK, LITTLE ONE
whom'st'd've be the next one to host?
>>7945213
I have to get my passport renewed later, so I can't
>>7945188
Puppies don't have swords and energy beams, mate. I know what I'm doing.
>>7945200
Not bad, shrimp. The legends were true about you all, you're no kodama spirit, you're the real deal.
>He does some sick spinny tricks with his pistol before holstering it.
Just making sure you've got what it takes if we end up on the same team. I don't need respect, I need to know you can handle yourself when the shit hits the fan.
>Also to size the shrimp up if they happen to not end up on the same team. He makes a mental note to pick up some Raid spray.
That'll do, shrimp. That'll do.
>>7945225
>The inchling decides to now make it known to the giant she's not only carrying a sword on her. She reaches for her mallet and slams it down on his big toe. Luckily for him, its effect is not as devastating as the sword, but that doesn't mean that it wasn't able to cause some pain.
Are you deaf?! Show some respect!
>>7945218
Yes, her!
>>7945239
angery feesh
>>7945244
Shit, now I wanna go watch it again.
>>7945251
ive been fighting the temptation too because i know its shit but i keep remembering characters from it
>>7945236
I'm going to g- SON OF A FUCK!
>He howls in pain as the inchling smashes his toe. Brutal assaults against the faceless aren't too uncommon here so he probably should have seen it coming.
Where in the fuck did you even have that thing?! It's bigger than you are.
>Dropping to sit and pull off his boot to survey the damage, he glowers at the bug.
Fine, fine, a thousand apologies Shrimpmyoumaru.
>>7945254
>it's shit
Nigga! The random shit was gold! I about died over the terminator episode
>>7945262
Perhaps instead of striking you I should have sliced your toe off, giant? Shrunk you with the power of this mallet and watch as you attempt to adjust to living at this size?
Would that be enough to teach you respect?
YAR HAR FIDDLE DEE DEE
>>7945268
It's a bit of personal bias. not a fan of lol randumb all the time, especially not from a romcom.
>>7945288
>picks up the tiny girl
Well aren't you cute? I know! Just for you, I'll invent the shrimpapult!
>anon starts twirling his arm like an autistic windmill that just ate a pound of meth and skittles
>as he reaches optimum speed he releases the shrimpling, sending her flying through the window he forgot to open beforehand.
>
>>7945288
Don't get so offended, I'm just sizing you up.
>The man blows on the swollen red digit of his foot as it throbs.
No pun intended, shrimp.
We'll see how far respect gets you in the games, but that needle and mallet might be enough to carry you through. Good luck out there.
(Gotta get to class, thanks for the arrpee. Cute ava.)
>>7945295
BEING A PIRATE IS ALRIGHT WITH ME
>>7945297
True. Oddly enough I thought it was gonna be shit for the same reason.
The Hokuto no Ken references alone were worth the watch.
Imo, that is.
Did somebody say shrimp ~de geso!?
>>7945332
DO WHAT YOU WANT CAUSE A PIRATE IS FREE
>>7945343
Yes. Over behind those doors!
>points to furry convention
>>7945343
You just missed shrimp time, but you made it just im time for calamari...
>>7945353
>makes eye contact with you
>according to Outback law, you must now engage in mortal combat
>>7945351
YOU
ARE
A
PIRATE
>>7945352
GREAT! Thanks ~de geso!
>Leaves through the set of doors.
>>7945353
>Already gone.
>>7945359
Fuckin oight cunt, lets tussle.
>smacks him square in the jaw
You like that you fucking outback poofter cunt?
>>7945361
Damn, so close...
>>7945359
You're not an emu, so you stand no chance vs. him.
Everyone knows an Australian has only two weaknesses as an adult. Emus, and stingrays
>>7945368
>Implying Izayas an adult
>>7945366
Mate, don't fuck with the kangaroos, aye. They'll lift and fuck your girlfriend. But not in a cuck way, they'll make them break up with you first so you don't even get the 6am buff.
>>7945371
Let me coreect my statement. Past infancy, they go from 3 weaknesses to two
>>7945366
>>7945368
>scurries away in shame
>gets swole
>never forgets the aussie cunt what fucked him up
>lives for revenge
Is there any avatar in HG that could even defeat a pack of 500 buffed up Kangaroos?
Exclude Eggman kun and District 10 male
>>7945382
>upon your return for revenge you are greeted by Australianon with his lever action shotgun.
>he now has a warm roo skinned cozey for his dragon dildo.
I am bored.
>>7945388
Let's run a quick simulation on that. A 48 game with one of the tributes being 500 buff Kangaroos and the rest are just literally whos
>>7945377
Roos are just pussy bitches. Watch the claws and the feet and you're fine.
Fuck if it really geta bad just hit them with your car.
>>7945371
>>7945381
I-I'm legally an adult.... Stop bullying me.
>>7945382
Bring it cunt. any time, any place.
>>7945318
>Thankfully the inchling does have some flight ability, managing to avoid a collision with the window.
>Though, she isn't too keen on returning fire. The inchling heads away for now.
>>7945323
Whatever, giant.
>>7945397
Do we even have that many literally whos?
>>7945395
Hi bored, I'm dad
>>7945398
Nah, cunt, you don't get it. It's the emotional damage that's gonna fuck you up.
>>7945395
then go to erp and fuck Alma
>>7945388
Suika
Ichigo
Youmu
Alamos Elmo
Angry Marine
Agrias
Guts
The roo fucker currently herr
Hoshi(they'd ritualistically commit sudoku upon him reading his brony fanfics)
Mokou
Literally any anime char with plotkai
>>7945392
>laments his fate from the great billabong in the sky
>>7945408
kys dolphinfag
>>7945395
I'm afraid I can't really help that.
>>7945409
Its alright dude, I can handle it. Im a big boy.
>>7945412
Delete this
>>7945408
Hi dad, where is mom?
>>7945423
>Notices bulge
OwO what's this?
>>7945423
How about 500 buff roos, with stingrays tied to their paws, in a pool of Dingos?
>>7945433
Crikey...
Can somebody fill me in about the supposed "code retrievel" brant is offering?
I'll return the favor by hosting.
Despite what some may say, I think Subaru is a pretty swell dude
>>7945451
I agree.
>takes a drag off his tobacco pipe
Quite right
izayoo pls host
>>7945431
I stuff socks down my pants in the hopes of people thinking I have a big dick.
>>7945433
I mean, give it time and they'll just kill each other until you're left for a few weakened units.
>>7945429
ily kuga
>>7945461
I'm in bed and my computers not on...
>>7945469
Let's go over there.
>>7945429
Put rhe gun down Sephiroth
>>7945463
Not if you'rr in the middle of it all. You still have a good chance of being targeted.
Plus, I gave them katanas n fedoras as well
>>7945470
pls
>>7945475
Well fuck, now that you've made them every anime OC ever I guess my chances are nothing because even if I did manage to beat up a bunch of weeb kangaroos they'd just cry to their dad whom'd bash the fuck out of me.
>>7945482
Whats in it for me?
>>7945470
Host on your phone you faggot
>>7945472
Yeah, no. I've watched Sweeny Todd. I know exactly how this will go
>>7945487
i'll suck your dick
>>7945487
You get this though, with unlimited ammo
>>7945446
you email brant and he will find your code for you if it got deleted.
Hey hg, what should the sign say?
>>7945490
Fuck that, I'd sooner start up on my computer.
>>7945494
How about something not gay?
>>7945500
Looks heavy and impractical. Also Australia. It'd be taken off me.
>>7945507
"My source is the cancer killing HG."
>>7945507
"Kys pedo"
>>7945510
>How about something not gay?
i-i never said i was a guy
Fuck it's been that long since I hosted I forget if I make the entry post here or in erp?
>>7945520
O-Oh.. M
>>7945524
in erp
Alright, who's the wise guy who told me that there was shrimp in that room? There was nothink but a bunch of humans pretendink to be animals while wearink stupid costumes ~de geso.
>>7945507
This
>>7945507
Kamina killed the loli's brown star
I'mma take a shit and then host a game aight?
>>7945549
i was gonna say why is that nigga putting that shit on her foot and then i saw it
>>7945538
>raises hand
>>7945555
>Walks up to you.
>
>>7945552
U da bes, izayoo <3
>>7945553
Good ol Katawa Shoujou.
Play it, and you'll never fap to criples the same way anymore
>>7945566
That game fucked me up for a good month.
>tfw Katawa dick
>>7945558
>without blinking, anon draws his sword and swings at the rude loli
>talking about katana sherjew
>not talking about teaching feeling
>>7945579
Sylvie is a poor man's Hanako.
>>7945577
>Shoves you away with her tentacles.
>>7945579
>Tried it out
>Took her out each day to do fun shit
>Dies
>>7945584
>Hanako
>Better than Slyvie
Nigga I will fucking stab you so hard...
>>7945574
Try reading the Bromont stories for KS.
Every time I see a tank, I either want to find a legless loli to attach to it, or dress up as Dr Doom and steal it to go get a mcchicken from mcshittles
>>7945589
Sylvie is for deep dicking and abusing.
Hanako is for tender loving and marrying.
>>7945596
Heresy. Fucking, HERESY!
>>7945602
What do you want from me?
>you fuck Sylvie
>she gets sick and dies
>game over
I don't see the appeal.
>>7945589
Crispy-tan is better. Prove me wrong!
>>7945524
pls dont host in ERP
i never enter when entries in there happen
>>7945608
>not petting her and treating her well
>not getting her points up
>not fucking her brains out after peaking lust and relationship points
I know when I am surrounded by plebeians.
>>7945617
>not wanting an apathetic armless stoner who paints with her toes
Computer finally stopped shitting itself.
First 22
>>7945626
Reigen Arataka
>>7945586
>cuts them off, then throws a couple knives at you
>>7945626
Ichigo Kurosaki
>>7945626
Ichigo's Weapon of Mass Shitposting
>>7945626
Clawdia
>>7945626
Lord Beerus
Btw this is all manual entry so have fun.
>>7945626
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>7945626
Guts
>>7945626
Ernst Stavro Blofeld
>>7945626
Ririchiyo
>>7945626
Maria and Harusame
>>7945626
Ignis Scientia
>>7945647
you have the hotlinking fix, right?
>>7945626
Gou Shijima
>>7945640
>>7945626
Rescue Cat
>>7945626
Roma
>>7945671
The fukin w0t?
>>7945626
Undead Ban
>>7945682
You think bullying is your ally? You merely adopted the shitposting. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't make a sincere post until I was already a man and by then it was nothing to me but boring.
>>7945697
4chan fucked up the linking of images so you'll only get blank boxes
https://hgtools.neocities.org/static/HotlinkingFix.html
>>7945626
Wildmutt
>>7945626
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7945626
Minamoto no Raikou
>>7945626
Fluorette
>>7945626
Rubick
>>7945703
Okay I'll admit I laughed
>>7945626
Jinx
Huh, I timed that well.
Jonathan Joestar
Kill me
>>7945732
District 1 OP af, what the fuck man?
Looks good
>>7945732
Rrr?
>>7945732
alright
>kills
>>7945732
I'm ready to shitpost. Lets go.
>>7945732
My timing appears to be nothing short of lucky! I am ready when you and everybody else is!
>>7945732
>500 buffed up kangaroos
>>7945732
Finally. Let's go.
>>7945732
I believe everything is up to par.
>>7945732
The spirits whisper in agreement.
>>7945732
Yay! We are gonna have bloodshed!
How do I unironically like Naruto without getting bullied?
>>7945755
>whispers in your ear
It's free real estate
>>7945763
>>7945760
>Shitposts loudly after brutally killing 500 kangaroos with a tree branch.
>>7945773
hey :')
>>7945697
>dat image
I haven't felt this confused since I ran across a fat loli Guts on Dragons Dogma: Dark Arisin...
Give me atleast 8 (You)'s or I'll stop hosting
>>7945783
What do you want me to do, RP a fucking iphone?
Keep your panties on, Bob's your uncle.
>>7945760
Eh, here. There probably isn't much of value within this bag anyways!
>Rubick slinks away into the trees
>>7945783
You guys can keep the spoils, nothing in here is of interest to me.
>>7945763
>Shivers
I-if you say so.
>>7945760
I suppose I should share this with others.
>>7945783
They grow restless....
>>7945783
Dang it...
That won't happen again!
>>7945783
>sniffs Guts and decides he's trustworthy enough
>Wildmutt
>>7945783
(You)(you)(You)(you)(this chair)(You)(you)(You)(you)
>>7945783
>Raikou swings the trident around wildly in the water to no avail.
Hmmm, treacherous fish...hold still and readily accept your deaths.
>Mommy
>>7945783
>shitposts in his free time.
>Ichigo
>>7945805
STOP
SHITPOSTING
ICHIGO
New thread soon
>>7945809
(Shitpostigo intensifies)
>>7945809
NO! HAVE A WEAPON AND I MUST USE IT!
>Ichigo