Two truths one lie thread? If the rules of the game aren't

>>7940994
Going with that third one being a lie.

>>7941462
Second.

>>7940994
I think it's the first.
You're a degenerate on /trash/ like us, You probably spend more time with your computer than human beings, So of course you're good with them.

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I'll participate

>The first and last time I got high I threatened to decapitate a gas station attentend a fuck the hole
>I have accidentally set three computers on fire
>I own a daki

Pic unrelated.

>>7941630
Taking my chances with option 2

>>7941714
Incorrect, but I applaud the effort and respect you as a person Anon.

On a related note, if you see the words AMD CPU, it stands for AutoMatic Destruction of ComPUter

>>7941630
Number one. I'm guessing it was weed?

>>7941774
Incorrect about the lie, but correct about the substance. I was under the impression pot was supposed to mellow you out, but apparently I'm a hyperactive dick when I'm high/drunk

3 was the lie btw.

>>7940994
Okay, here we go

>when I was 16, I almost fucked a 12 year old, but regained my senses in time and avoided Fucking my life over
>I was once accused of terrorism after letting out a massive cheese-fueled, lactose-intolerant fart in a church
>I've nearly been blown up by a bunch of dumb rednecks at a BBQ

>>7941844
I'll go with 2

>>7941844
Second one?

>>7941872
>>7941873
You would think...

And you'd be right. Well done.
It could've happened, though...

Alright then...
>I once wet my pants laughing so hard at a YouTube video at my friend's house and ran out of the room as I started laughing so he wouldn't see it. I came back in a few minutes later hiding it by having my pants up a bit higher and pulling my shirt down lower.
>I once accidentally killed a magpie by taking off my ice cream tub I was wearing for protection (google it if you don't understand) and throwing it at the magpie as it swooped, causing it to crash into the ground.
>my friend once punched me in the arm because I said what Charmander's name was a pun of as he tried to explain it to me.

i once had a vibrator stuck in my rectum
i can suck my own dick
i once accidentally exposed myself to my neighbors

>>7942547
the second one

>>7942547
Second, that shouldn't be lethal since it's not that fast a crash and not straight into the ground.

>>7942701
Second, typically the least specific one is a lie.

>>7942701
>the second one
Welp. First try.
>>7942742
Yeppers

Also I'm guessing for you the second one too.

>>7942742
>>7942756


yeah

new rule, stop making the lie second

>I want to learn how to lactate
>I want to jerk off a horse
>I want to stick my dick in a dog

>>7942819
One of these is not like the other, so first.

>>7942852
Not first
Being able to lactate would be dank

>I jerk off to cubs and I'm ashamed of it
>I jerk off to scat and I'm ashamed of it
>I jerk off to gore and I'm ashamed of it

>>7942870
Third. Horses are inherently better lovers than dogs.

>>7942880
Correct!
Well, about which was the lie that is, everything else in your post is false

>>7942940
Fight me and my horse bf, fag.

>>7942872
Second one. Cubfags have no shame and always try to justify it with "b-but they aren't human kids".

>>7943062
Nah, I'm pretty ashamed of my scat fetish, it's fucking disgusting.

This is a nice thread

>I'm a dirty trannie fuck
>I'm suicidal but also too anxious go through with it
>I learned Swedish once to impress a girl, only to have her reject me hardcore. After this, I wrote a huge rant about her on Facebook which my parents both reposted because I told them it was traditional Swedish poetry.

>>7944108
3

>>7944183
Surprisingly, no. It's number 2.
Jag är inte ängsligt för dö alls :^)

It was still pretty funny when they posted it though. Took them a while to figure out they could run the thing through Google translate and get a rough approximation of what I (probably very poorly) wrote.

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>I almost lost a finger the first time I tried eating a steak
>I am the direct cause of most severe injuries sustained by the same person
>I have shot myself by accident more than once trying to be operator

>>7944366
2

>>7943101
You just proved my point though. You aren't ashamed of your pedo-tier fetish, only your "ew gross" fetish.

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>>7944108
>tranny goes on rant on Facebook because woman doesn't want to go out with delusion man in drag
Well can't say the third one is a lie when the first explains it pretty well

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>>7944448
I am, though. The gore one was the lie.

>>7944366
One, because I hope you aren't that retarded.

>>7944459
Oh... sorry I misread it as "aren't ashamed of it". My bad.

>>7944468
>>7944412
its 3, and yes I was indeed that retarded when I was 12.

>>7944458
>assuming my gender
Feels good to be FTM :^)

>>7944525
>assuming my gender
Literally go back to tumblr.

>FTM
Actually that was my original assumption, until I figured most of the delusionals here are MTF. Makes sense.

>gets salty because girl is straight and doesn't want to date another girl
>rants on Facebook about the ignorant oppressive shitlord that she is
Fun Fact: You aren't entitled to sex.

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>>7944573
Ah, but you see, by getting salty at my rejection I have become one with the dudebro. Who needs gender affirmation surgery when you're already being a fedora tipping fuccboi. :^)

Also this was back like 5 years ago, when I was still in high school, so I was probably only going for the mystical "hand hold" thing.

>>7944632
>by getting salty at my rejection I have become one with the dudebro
That would require you to actually be, y'know, a dude. Which you aren't.