ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite robot? Inf

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>>7937458
Unit one

>>7937458
my dick

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>>7937476
Why.

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>>7937362
>>7937398
>ROLL TO NOT SHUT DOWN

none

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>>7937417
>>7937419
>>7937463
Guys hold ooooon.
>>7937415
>Miss.
>Zibel used Volt Switch.

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>>7937492
i can actually forgive some people, even if they don't apologie
>Unit One
But not all people though
>N

>>7937555
>Zibel shocks himself and stuns himself for a round.

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>>7937458
I don't know any robots. At least I don't think I do

>>7937577
(Apologize* fuggin phone)

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>>7937476
>UNIT ONE: HAPPY WHIRRING
>>7937492
>UNIT ONE: IMITATE THE HUMAN SHRUG GESTURE
>>7937510
>UNIT ONE: REQUEST EXPLANATION FOR ACTIONS
>>7937577
I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR DEFENSIVE ACTIONS.

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>>7937555
>>7937580
Good try!
>Politoed goes for another Psychic.

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>>7937577
Yes, well, if I were to get hung up about every person who did not like me I would have ... well. Hung myself. So I'm afraid to say that I really do not care what you think of me.

>>7937645
You did hang yourself.

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>>7937610
I WANT TO BE HELPFUL
>PUNCH SELF IN THE HEAD

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>>7937510
Task: collect all shed crystals and leave in crate, once every 24 hours, starting now
Command: self repairs and then enter power saving mode

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>>7937616
Oww everything hurts.
>Still stunned.

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>>7937555
Dude...

>>7937616
I've ran out of hehs
>Waterfall the toad

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>>7937654
Yes, I unfortunately still have scars from that. However, that occasion was not from me getting worked up about someone not liking me.

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>>7937616
>>7937580
>CONCERNED FISHTOL SOUNDS
>Help eel??
>Help eel.
>Charge beam at the street urchin

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>>7937673
Get r-
>>7937678
Hey!
>LV40 Pumpkaboo goes out.
>It uses Bullet Seed on Zibel!
>>7937699
>Big miss.

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>>7937610
Did u even see what was in the axe? The thing was a fake, it held tools cause all I heard was that "You where broken" and I didn't know how so I was like "fug it" then I realized it was a digital thing, but that was after I got blasted so yeah, it's my fault go ahead and say that, just remember I was trying to help in a very stupid way

>>7937645
>Hung yourself
Yeah that's not a really healthy way to deal with things, so yeah I guess that's fair

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>>7937661
>UNIT ONE: SUGGESTION: DESERT COMBING OPERATION: OBJECTIVE: CRYSTAL COLLECTION
>ALTERNATIVE: UNIT ONE: ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL

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>>7937678
Shut upp.
>>7937711
>Zibel uses Flamethrower on both of them.

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>>7937661
Command: never perform self harm again
Statement: You're truly unique, and it pains me how much you attack yourself. You're already helpful as you are.

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>>7937717
...
>NECROZMA HAS NOTHING TO ASSUME CONTROL OF
>ASSUME CONTROL OF UNIT ONE
>watch me get quads 7 fail
>>7937731
>STATEMENT TAKEN
>QUERY: HOW WILL I BE USEFUL

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>>7937581
What is a robot?

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>>7937726
>Good job setting a child on fire.
>He's screaming and running toward the edge of the boat.

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>>7937458
metagross
or like
mecha bangiras from that one movie
>>7937766
this shouldnt make me laugh

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>>7937711
>Ice Punch that big fat punching bag of a pumpkin

>>7937726
Dude, not the kid

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>>7937458
>shows a small robot toy
this robot right here, he's being with me since i was born
>hugs the small robot toy

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>>7937711
>Remivolver: feel bad about your aim

>>7937766
>Flamethrower the already on fire brat
>Just because he made me feel bad!

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>>7937766
>He made it off the boat.
>Roll if he survives the 30 foot drop.
>>7937800
>Fucking hell, he's ashes now.
>Oliver Twist is dead!
>Everyone gains 2000 EXP!

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>>7937766
>>7937784
>>7937800
>>7937814
What

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>>7937726
>>7937800
Do you guys like flamethrowers?

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>>7937757
To put it simply, a mechanical being.

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>>7937458
Don't make me choose a robot, I like them all and they like me, most of the time

>>7937745
Statement: you have been already useful with your Personality Cores being a possible break through on AI research. And you may be useful again from an active stand point some day, maybe soon

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>>7937745
>FAIL?
>PARTIAL CONTROL: GRANTED

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>>7937839
>ACCEPTED
>THANK YOU
>>7937879
>PLAY MUSIC
>DUMP PERSONALITY CORE TO NC.ZMA

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>>7937814
>Ding!
>Lvl 43 get!

>>7937837
Yep!

>>7937826
Are you okay Zibel??

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>>7937837
Yeeeesss?
>>7938007
I thiiiink so?
>Roll for how bad that punch to the face was.

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>>7937814
Eh heh, instant funeral at sea
>Level 33 reached.

>>7937826
We won, heh

>>7938007
Heh, great aim

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>>7938006
>COMMAND ACCEPTED
>UNIT ONE: PLAY MUSIC
>UNIT ONE: COPY PERSONALITY CORE TO NC.ZMA
>UNIT ONE: PING COLRESS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFmC7hd1hno

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>>7938089
>CREATING NEW PERSONALITY CORE...
>...
>...
>...
>LOADED!
>UNIT ONE.ZMA CREATED
THANK YOU

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>>7937838
I still think we should go to hoenn...

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>>7937799
dude
how do you remember that far back
ive got like
a year of memories tops
how
thats like
lot of shit to keep down
how the fuck you do it?

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>>7938129
Why, what's in hoenn?

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>>7937879
Uh?

>>7938006
>Watch the AI swap ensure
>Take notes, many notes
>This is mildly arousing
You're truly a bag of surprises...
Remind me to check the resulting personality core and compare with the old dump.
>scoop up any shed crystals

>>7938089
>Thumbs up

>>7937814
>O yeah LV51 for Zibel.
>>7938057
>Maybe a little bad.
>Rub head.
>>7938073
Thaaaaaaat's good.
-Zibel

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>>7938139
psychics are sponges, they never forget anything the moment they are born, we cant never forget anything even if we tried

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>>7938157
Awaiting command

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>>7938089
>>7938124
>>7938157
>Watch the good robots.

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Hal, please stay here a bit and open up data channels with Necrozma

>>7938124
Command: copy over ONE.ZMA to Hal

>>7938193
Command: wait a few minutes

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>>7938073
Thank you!

>>7938167
Are you sure?..

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>>7938157
THANK YOU
>COMPILING DATA...
>>7938234
ACCEPTED
>COPYING...
>SENT!

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>>7938124
>BEEP AN AFFIRMATIVE
UNIT ONE: GLAD TO ASSIST?
>>7938157
>ATTEMPT TO REPLICATE THE HUMAN THUMBS UP GESTURE
>ERROR: NO FINGERS
>>7938195
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... --..-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... .-.-.- / .- / - .... .. -. --. .-.-.- / -.. .. -.. / .. / -.. --- / .- / --. --- --- -.. / - .... .. -. --. ..--..

>>7938273
>Create new personality file: Manny Pardo, Evan Wright, Beard, Jacket

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>>7938286
Yes, you've done great Unit One.
>Side eye the ever growing admin list.

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>is on the frigate somehow

MPPPPPPFFFF

>>7938249
Yeaaah I just need to lay down for a bit.
>Flop near the eggo.
>Snooze.
-Zibel

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>>7938273
Confirmed the transfer. Thank you.

>>7938286
You did good, robug.

>>7938302
Are you sure you have the admin rights?

>>7938193
>Get back to Medbay, with the Claydol
>With a bag full of shed Necrozma crystals
>Attempt a test run with crystals affixed to the outside of the dummy arm
>Will probably have to make a new arm from scratch either way
Command: run diagnostics on left cannon

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>>7938286
>PET
>>7938302
>INSUFFICENT DATA ON FIRST TWO SUBJECTS
>BEARD.ZMA AND JACKET.ZMA CREATED
>OPENING JACKET.ZMA
...
>>7938334
>OPENING RICHTERMASK.ZMA
>NECROZMA USES PRISMATIC LASER

>>7938334
SPAH ROUND 'ERE.

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>>7938335
Heh heh, rest. I'll stand guard, in this comfy new recliner.

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>>7938364
Left cannon: non-functional.
Missing components:
Focusing crystal
Charging crystal
>Apparently, you need them inside the arm somehow

>>7938382
>Create new personality files
>N, Optimus Prime, Starscream

>>7938382
>Create new personality file
>Robbie rotten

>>7938382
>Create new personality
>Colress, Turtwig, Gladion, Junkrat
>7

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>>7938316
>>7938364
>UNIT ONE: CURRENT ADMIN LIST AND SCALING: "TRUTH", COLRESS, N, GLADION, NECROZMA
>HAPPY BEEPING
>>7938382
>UNIT ONE: ACCEPT PETS
>UNIT ONE: LEAN INTO PETS

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>>7938335
Okaaay.
Sleep well!
>Go do fishtol stuff!
>Like..nothing!
>Just be cute in your tank

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>>7938429
>>7938443
>>7938471
>COMMAND OVERFLOW
>SOLUTION: COALESCE ALL PERSONALITIES INTO ONE
>RUN
>...
>>7938481
>COLLAPSE ONTO UNIT ONE

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>>7938334
The hell was that?

>>7938382
Command: only create new personality cores on command from one recognized admin
>Watch Necrozma beam snipe something skulking in the hold
>Reconsider issuing a personality switch

>>7938429
>>7938443
And neither of you are admins, heck off.

>>7938405
Welp.
Time to take out the tools
Command: disconnect left cannon
>Saw open that cannon
>Roll to affix crystals inside and epoxy it back together
>Odds and it may work at diminished power

>>7938510
>WHO IS NUMBER ONE?

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>>7938510
>SUCCESSFULLY CREATED N.ZMA AND FRENCHFRY.ZMA
>INSUFFICIENT DATA ON THE OTHERS
>STUDY NECESSARY
>>7938542
>ME
>BUT GLADION DOES NOT LIKE HIMSELF
>LOGIC LOOP CREATED

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>>7938532
Left cannon functional
Estimated operational efficiency: 83%
Awaiting command

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>>7938510
>is blasted off the ship down into how
>Evens: he lands into a nice soft bush
>Odds: he lands into a nice spiny bush

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>>7938510
>>7938580
Oh god what
>NOT GOOD
Command: set personality nc.zma
Command: list all available personalities

>>7938582
Holy hell
Finally
Command: state compatibility of left cannon crystals

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>>7938542
>UNIT NUMBER ONE: WAVE FROM UNDERNEATH NECROZMA
>>7938510
>UNIT ONE: STUCK UNDERNEATH A CRYSTAL ROBOT
>UNIT ONE: QUESTION NECROZMA'S WELLNESS
>PING NECROZMA

>>7938580
psst
here's how you fix that loop
run frenchfry.zma and n.zma at the same time

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>>7938624
>>7938627
>ERROR 1886
>>7938648
>LOADING...
what
What in the fuck?

>>7938648
This

>>7938624
Scanning...
Crystal efficiency:76%
-Claydol

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>>7938669
>VOCABULARY ERROR: DEFINE "FUCK"

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>>7938669
no
>gladion runs curling iron.exe on the robot
>by that i mean smack it in the head

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>>7938669
.... what.
>>7938710
...what are you doing?

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>>7938702
>FUCK
>?????????????????????
>>7938710
>>7938743
>RUN NOOSE.EXE
>CONFLICT WITH N AND FRENCHFRY PERSONALITY CORES
>SOLUTION: RUN PERSONALITY CORES SEPARATELY
>PUSH GLADION AWAY

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>>7938627
>Ping Unit Three to help Unit One from his predicament

>>7938669
OH GODS WHAT

>>7938710
Please do not hit the crystal robot, I'm still trying to get this thing fixed

>>7938689
>Well, guess I will have to find the original crystals.
>I'm pretty sure I ran out of clay for a new arm
>Better get that shore leave while still here in Hoenn

Thank you for your cooperation
>Pings Hal for the next step in the restoration

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>>7938702
Fuck- adjective
>A word used to overly describe something by either over despising, or over liking/loving someone and/or something

>Example
"These waffles are fucking good"
>Course of example
>Page the Riolu
>Example 2
"COLRESS I LOVE YOU"
>Source
>Unit Ones ass tattoo/paint job

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>>7938743
i dont like it
its like a ripoff of me and you
>>7938776
>kick the robot and go get some food with N instead

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>>7938189
and even if we want to forget something we can't

>>7938845(me)
(Source* fml)

>>7938852
>pat the cyoot squishbab

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>>7938776
... I'm so confused.
>This is definitely a train wreck
>Like with all train wrecks, keep on watching
>>7938790
What's going on?
>>7938849
>Looks like he's going to go get food
Hmm. I was curious to see how accurate it was. What are we getting?

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>Hal shows up

>>7938689
Command: state current OS and AI versions
Command: mind link with Hal, and prepare for OS and AI update

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>>7938852
uh
dude
you got shit to confess?
ill be your shitty priest
in his holy boxers

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>>7938894
yknow i was thinking
the frigate is kinda boring
you wanna like
go
somewhere else

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>>7938894
>>7938926
>FOLLOW

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>>7938776
Command: state available personality cores

>>7938849
And that's my job to fix, sir.

>>7938894
Necrozma corrupted it's personality cores again, somehow made personalities of both you and Gladion, sir.

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>>7938852
why would you want to forget anything?

>>7938947
>ERROR
>GLADION, N, CORRUPTED, CORRUPTED, CORRUPTED, CORRUPTED, CORRUPTED, CORRUPTED, UNKNOWN, UNKNOWN, NECROZMA, JACKET, BEARD, ??????????????????????
-NECROZMA

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>>7938926
I can switch to field work. Where do you have planned?
>>7938939
.... Gladion. I think the robot is stalking us.
>>7938947
... Ah. Well. That's unfortunate - I would not wish my personality on someone else.

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>>7938994
Ah hell
>And Hal is busy here with Claydol
>Zeta doesn't seem to be around
>Attempt pinging Zeta, just in case
Command: avoid the french fry until the personality cores restored

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>>7938912
Error: Info not found.
Forming mental link...
"Please enter admin code"

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>>7938939
>offer the bot a soda
>>7939046
what about like johto
ive always wanted to go there

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>>7939048
>LOAD NC.ZMA
....

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>>7938954
you know stuff you regret and don't want to remember
>>7938919
yeah... i mean you guys already know about one thing... let's not talk about that
and other stuff i want to forget like the distorsion world
>shrudders
>>7938870
thanks

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>>7939102
Uh
>Forgot the admin codes
>Ping Colress, he must have them written somewhere
>No OS to speak with, must be a fully embedded system
>It did state an old AI build date, must be close to modern AIs and thus updateable

>>7939176
Death to heathens. Something like that.
-Colress, doing a thing

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>>7939116
Sure, I'll start packing. Which town? Please don't say Goldenrod.
>Pack the things into that saddle bag
>Make absolute certain not to forget the pepper spray this time
>Damn fujoshis

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>>7939269
what about like
olivine
ive always been a fan of the sea
>pack snacks
>and curling irons

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>>7939205
>Yeah, it was that
>I think

>>7939102
"Death to heathens"
>I could swear I was already in the admins list
>Must be further security, given the low level access needed now

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>>7939328
What truth do you seek?

>>7939375
Aren't you and your brother grounded.

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>>7939369
"Admin code accepted"
"Awaiting modifications"

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>>7939375
Son.

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>RUST: GET POKEMON

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>>7939328
Hmmm. The sea? I suppose I would have to actually get a swimsuit.
... Do we have everything? Clothes... check.
Snacks... check. Weaponry... check.
Wait a second....
>Roll to chuck the fucking basket out the window before he notices
>Fucking almost forgot about this thing
>It's been with him forever just because I never had him get rid of it
>>7939375
Why

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>>7939428
I peench

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>>7939428
Sure? If u want a pokemon you could ask me

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>>7939375
i seek the truth of bofa
>>7939430
olivine has a pretty fucking cold sea but i mean
if you dont value your dick we can go for a dip
i dont care man
you ready to go

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>>7939375
I just want the truth and not whatever boring utopia you seek.

>>7939395
>Excellent
>Hal mindlinked to Claydol already
>Time for the next and hopefully final step
>Command Hal to transfer the latest version of it's AI software, plus a blank slate AI
>Over time it should develop a proper personality much like modern sapience level robots

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>>7939392
only in the wishes of the weak
>>7939469
what are your ideals
what is it you desire
>>7939375
you have failed again
just like kyurem

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>>7939392
>>7939404
I am in my room.
>>7939430
Hello again.
>>7939469
I can give you the truth if you follow me. To endless treasures. Whatever you desire.
>>7939511
I can give you this.
>>7939512
Cease.

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>>7939512
i desire you and reshiram to fuck off
like
why are you making a deal with my over my pokedex when im like
five feet from your head
get with the times
>>7939525
dont you only care about the truth anyway like
i lie like a rocket admin that just got caught snipping a slowpoke tail
look
N my dick is actually like 50 feet sorry to break it to you

>>7939512
>>7939525
>>7939404
Kyurem please restrict access this message board on their devices.

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>>7939469
... Well. Nevermind.
>Climb onto Zekrom's saddle and offer him your hand
I'm ready whenev-
>Yeah I'm ready whenever my fucking computer decides that staying connected for more than thirty seconds isn't a problem
>Fucking bullshit crappy ass internet
>>7939512
>>7939525
.......... why? Why must you be like this?

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>>7939511
"Upload complete"
>Claydol falls silent

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>>7939566
... what?
This must mean my depth perception is worse than my fathers.
I did not think that was possible, but you have apparently proven me wrong.

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>>7939585
>grab his hand
>>7939623
you are so rude
the things i do for you
and here
you roast me
i am hurt

wow i just sounded like a shakespeare character then

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>>7939571
kyurem knows not the workings of computers
this grunt would return to find his dex flooded with porn viruses
>>7939566
you do not speak the tongue
nor are you the hero
your mind would melt if i tried to link with you
nor do i wish to link with you
my desire is not to see sexual thoughts of the hero

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>>7939512
We have gone beyond "might makes right". Plus last time you tried that you got your ass beaten and the ship almost destroyed.

>>7939525
Thinking about it, I far desire more knowledge. But in knowledge lies truth.

>>7939597
And now to wait for it to rebuild it's AI.

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>>7939733
I shall give you a sample.
In Dewford, the cave, a treasure lies untouched.
Behind a rock wall. Untouched by the likes of Stone.
Something you may find interesting.
Knowledge of a kingdom untouched.

Will you follow me?

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>>7939663
I've heard that people kiss wounds better?
>Kiss Gladion
We can go once Zekrom stops being-
>>7939732
Zekrom, no. Stop. We have to go.

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>>7939732
i can tell you if you want dude
theyre pretty in depth
>>7939798
pff okay dude
>kiss husbaNd back
lets jet

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>>7939733
...
>Claydol starts screaming

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>>7939831
no
cease this
keep your filthy thoughts to yourself
>>7939798
fine
as the hero commands
we shall go
>Zekrom jumps out the window

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>>7939888
well ok
i still think N would be pretty cute in a skimpy swimsuit
what do you think

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>>7939778
That's quite a ways from there but we're still in Hoenn, I think.
I'll check the place out next time I'm in shore leave, but you have my thanks in advance.

>>7939835
>Do not interrupt the screaming
>This is not uncommon, and usually not an issue
>Hal watches closely

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>>7939888
Thank you, Zekrom.
>>7939831
You'll tell him, but not me? Shame.

>roll to kill myself

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Ugh, what a dreary day.
Hope you lot had more fun.

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>>7940027
My heaaaad hurts. I'm okay otherwise.
Did anything cool today?

>>7939943
>Screaming increases in volume
>Fly out the door
-Claydol

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>>7939912
i regret observing your mind to understand what a swimsuit is
please stop talking

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>>7939969
dude
i gotta keep it a surprise
>>7940067
ok but
you think i could convince N to let me put him in a silvally suit

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>>7940048
Nope. It just keeps raining here. Everything's damp and no one wants to fight. Its depressing.

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>>7940097
Ah that probably suuuuuucks.
Where do you live? What region?

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>>7940027
I'd tell you more but a situation has arisen

>>7940057
>Run behind the Claydol
>Now THIS is not normal
Can you please calm down and tell me what is wrong?
>Ready up Hal for debugging

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>>7940097
Wow what a WETdown

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>>7940027
>>7940097
Helped a friend dig some holes, other than that today's been pretty boring.

Sucks to hear you're still stuck in the rain.

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>>7940091
Well. I could always ask him... But where's the fun in th-
>Silvally suit
What...?
Gladion...
Why?

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>>7940116
What?
Who?
Why?
>Throws up a lightscreen

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I hear this is the place to make friends and allies, am I in the right place?

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>>7940159
>he starts laughing
for when i turn aether into silvallies only
humans gotta wear doggo suits
i need someone to model the first few versions
>>7940184
do you pick up wifi on those horns
kidding
yeah it is

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>>7940091
why do you insist on continuing to speak to me
cease this
i wish not to see this
>>7940184
no
only torment

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>>7940225
what about the valvefic
you ever read that
its pretty ranchy i mean raunchy

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>>7940181
>Stepping aside the Light Screen
>To Do list: give it the Light Clay, acquire Reflect TM
>What?
You have been recently upgraded to a far more advanced AI
>Who?
You're Claydol, and I'm Sebastian, better known as "Streambro", and one of your admins. Nice to meet you.
>Why?
Because a pokemon is not a slave

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>>7940184
I guess so? Who are you?

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>>7940202
Hmm... is that what the signals are called? Then yes I do

>>7940225
Torment? Like the move?

>>7940256
I am Virizion, have you not heard of me? One of the swords of justice?

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>>7940202
Why would you want me to model? I can't say I would be very good at it.
>>7940184
This is the case on most days, yes.

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>>7940241
...
>Screaming continues
>Creates as many lightscreens as it can
I DON'T EVEN-
AAAAAAAAAA-!

>>7940269
welp
guess you took classes from gigi
>>7940293
>is gladi shsl fry then
dude youd be fine
just need a tall nerd to model the silvally suits
you fit the bill
-gladion

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>>7940286
Nope! What are the swords of justice?

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I'm bored, today.
Hmm... This will be a bit of a mess to clean but...
>He opens a portal to the mortal world.
>Some ghosts slip through.
>Last two post numbers are the amount.

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>>7940114
Around Veilstone, in Sinnoh.

>>7940121
Haha. You still stuck inside with the sandstorm, snowflake?

>>7940126
Hey ribbons. Digging holes is fun sometimes. I once dug a hole with a gligar but we ended up digging too deep for me to get out of and he flew away. Had to dig a ramp into the side of the hole and it kept backfilling.

It was the best hole I'd ever dug.

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>>7940351
>UNDIGNIFIED GIRLY SHRIEKING
WHYYYYY
>Roll to call Ghostbusters

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>>7940351
Uh... Please no.

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>>7940370
If I'm ever in the area I'll say helloooooooo!
What level are you?
>>7940351
Why...

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>>7940326
>I have no idea what SHSL even is
>I just downloaded the image contents of three tumblr tags
>And then deleted the crap
I mean... I suppose... If you're serious about it... I could do it?

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>>7940326
Classes? Gigi? I'm afraid I do not know what you mean

>>7940342
I should not be surprised most have not heard of us outside of unova, let me explain.

We are a group consisting of 3 (now 4) powerful mystics that protect pokemon from human expansion into the wilds, and protect both from greater threats. Like team plasma under the rule of ghetsis

>>7940430
>welp i thought you were one of those dangan ronpa nerds time to kms
pff
im joking ill get lillie or
oooooooh my god
ill get faba to do it yessss
>>7940444
dont worry too much on it
hows unova
-gladion

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>>7940370
Sadly yeah, bad jokes like that one usually lighten my mood

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>>7940238
i have heard the wishes of those who desired it gone
were it not for the ideals of the hero i would have fried you already

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>>7940444
Who else is apart of your group?

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>>7940319
Calm down, please calm down. I know it's hard to abruptly gain sentience but you will learn.
>Roll to calm down

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>>7940351
Well I've been out, and I'm running from a psycho, whoever gets out better cover my tracks from... her

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>>7940495
i feel like were gonna have a really fun friendship zekky
did i tell you about how fun it was to fuck N
because
wow

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>>7940538
But you did not have sex with the hero.

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>>7940461
>Can't kys if I kms first bitch
>I have brought dishonor to nerd kind
>Time to commit sudoku
Faba? I can't say I know who that is
>Flop onto Gladion's lap
Ten minutes to Olivine.

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>>7940512
AAAAAAAA-
>Claydol falls to the floor, overloaded

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>>7940412
Ok, I'll save you an apple, windsock.

I dunno, but a certain flurry said I was about level twenty based on the last move I'd learned.

>>7940477
Well, I guess that's having your deserts before your dinner, huh? Hopefully its not ice cream or it'll sand shivers down your spine!

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>>7940538
cease this
we are not friends and
>>7940567
you are apparently tormenting me with falsehoods

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>>7940588
Pff. I'll bring you something cool, blue crew.
Ooh, I'd offer to fight you but I might hurt you. You ever find a fancy item to help you out?
Like evolite? I know humans sometimes toss those stuff out.

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>>7940567
shut
>>7940573
>we can committ sudoku together
lets say he deserves a silvally fursuit
for almost fucking over the foundation like 12 times
woooooooo olivine
>>7940626
at least my dick is bigger than yours nerd

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>>7940496
How does one say it again? Picture related? The one in blue much taller and prominent is Cobalion, the short stature brown one is Terrakion, the green beautiful one is me Virizion... oh and the small blue one is named Keldeo... he's um. new to our group.

>>7940461
Could be better

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>>7940578
>Prop Claydol back into an upright position
>In the middle of the lobby
Say, maybe it could work for you to watch the other people, learn their behavior, and start thinking about yourself. Maybe start by how would you like to call yourself.

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>>7940588
>loud groan
>followed by a muffled "heh"

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>>7940588
I'm bad at other humor... but I'm sure it's REALLY funny if I got it... right? Im dumb...

>>7940588
>boops the cutie

>>7940721
>boops the rapist

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>>7940649
>You live two states away man
>How's that gonna work
>Can't commit double suicide when you're that far away
>Looks like random unconnected suicides when you do that
We're here
>Slide off of Zekrom
.... do you know were we're staying? I'm afraid I'm terrible when it comes to maps.

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>>7940693
>Claydol is completely overloaded
>Pauses for a moment
>Starts screaming again

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>>7940649
you actually believe this
tell me
did you really think it was a tail?

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>>7940810
>fuckin
>ill come down there
>dont make me
cool
>hop off zapdick god
yeah i might have
made a house purchase while we were flying
maybe
just like a seaside place
come on
>start walking up the beach
>>7940841
>ass dick
youve got more problems than me and my 50 foot dick bro

>>7940740
Rape? But rape is a bad thing, "never do anything without both parties permission" is what my uncle always said

-Aloaln vulpix

>>7940861
(Meant for >>7940768)

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>>7940833
>Oh fuck it's getting louder
Let's try this again. Please calm down and stop screaming. Tell me if something is causing pain or distress.

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>>7940860
>Do it
>Do it bitch
>Bet you won't come down here
>Bet you won't have a snazzy comeback when I come online again an hour from now either
>Fucking gotta steal my computer and shit
... I thought you were busy shit talking Zekrom?
>Follow the husband for a romantic walk along the beach

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>>7940960
>Screaming continues
>The update doesn't support fainting, so...
>It'll just keep getting louder

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>>7940860
We all know it isn't really 50 feet, Gladion.

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>>7940740
Eek! A ghost!

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>>7941004
>i have so many snazzy comebacks
>like fucking hugging you
>affection dude
i mean i was
doesnt mean i cant buy a place
>come up to the building
>gladion didnt look at the pictures
>roll for how nice it is
>>7941036
sorry forgot a zero
500 feet

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>>7941018
Well something clearly went real bad
>Blanking out and trying again might work.... but would effectively "kill" it's current self
Mindlink with the Porygon2 here, please

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>>7941144
...
It isn't 500 feet.

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>>7941146
>Doesn't hear the command
>Keeps screaming

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>>7941190
Please run. "Order 56" If I'm reading your files right this is the shutdown.

>>7941085
>smooches cutie

>>7941175
Its 500.
Its Aether science, don't question it.

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>>7941144
>Okay mate, do it
>Come hug the everloving shit out of me
>I'm starved for affection, come help me out
>Roll to see how long Skitters can bs his parents before they break his fuc
>Nevermind, that roll is a zero
>See you in an hour dude
>Maybe
Wellll... It is a nice house.
....... How much did you spend on it?
>Dubsdubs better be the best fucking house
... 500 ft? Gladion, I hope that abbreviation is for a long lost non standard measuring system, or your sex life is going to be non existent.

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>>7941205
AAAAAAAA-
>Screaming stops
>Claydol falls to the floor, shut down

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>>7941175
it is
>>7941252
>dude ill murder you with hugs
>rachi and bones can come too
>i assume bones rps the marowak
>anyway let me get my axe and ill kill your family
uhhhhh
>shrug
i dunno
>walk inside and let the team out
>turn doggo to firemode
>warm house go
might be 5000 feet idk man

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>>7941258
>Well this was a goddamn trip
>Have to do some more research
>Though I'm sure it was just the AI getting corrupted almost immediately

>>7941205
Time to review the embedded systems files, I might have skipped something useful.
And also move Claydol to Emily's former bedroom, for the sound proofing.

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>>7941347
I can have Unit Four help with that.
You might want this sheet for the commands. As far as I have it 1-40 are attack commands. 41-55 seem to be some sort of maintenance commands.
56-60 are standby commands. I haven't puzzled out if there are anymore.

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>Work on fixing the boat up.
>Ignore the head injury.

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>>7941368
>This happens to you because you didn't ask for help
>Of course it had a way to insert commands in a way that bypasses the AI nor needs mindlinking
Thank you, sir. Maintenance are going to be the useful ones here. I'll also request for Unit Four to move Claydol to the soundproofed room.
>Order 51 to 55 are all AI related
>Order 55: AI default
>Let's not use this one unless the current AI is really damaged

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>>7941648
Unit Four has taken it to the room
Try to use those as a last resort. They bypass the AI and force it to do something. If you need me I'll be around.

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>>7941316
>Hey dude
>Can you do me a favor and do one of two things?
>Either kill me
>Or add me on Discord
>Because it turns out my parents might block 4chan on my pc
... 5000ft. Well Gladion, looks like you're going to be celibate, and I a virgin forever.
>Release them!
>Release your Pokemon!
>From their Pokeballs, that is
>Roll to not fall over when tackled by gay fairy hyena

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>Flop.
>Grab pokedex.
How is everyone tonight?

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>>7941679
Thanks.sir.
I'll spend the next hours researching this topic more because I'm pretty sure this is not the first time someone tried to update an ancient Claydol and ended with something breaking.
At least the body is more or less in working conditions, though the left armcannon is a temporary one.

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>>7941501
>Help the eelbro with the ship repairs
You kind of need a hand, eh heh.

>>7942160
Ehhh, let's take a break. How are you, Gask?
-Zibel

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>>7942412
Chill, heh. Training Rest, if you will.

>>7942494
>Equip Assault Vest.
I'm good to train!
-Zibel

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Uhoh
I think i slept all day
Oops
Well, how is everybody I guess?

>>7942552
Pretty good! Gonna do some training!
How are you?
-Zibel

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>>7942518
>>7942581
He heh, try to knock me out.

>>7942552
Sleeping all day is my ideal kind of day, heh.

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>>7942646
Okay but I'm not using something tooooo strong.
>Zibel uses Knock Off.
4 Atk Eelektross Knock Off vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marshtomp: 60-71 (65.9 - 78%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>7942581
Good
I went swimming a little while ago
It was nice
Kinda sad that Frankie's not around all that much, it gets a little lonely around here sometimes
At least I can annoy the trainers coming to the fuschia gym though
I like to soak their stuff when they're rude to the locals
Theyre rude to the locals a lot

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>>7942669
A swing and a miss, heh.
(252 HP, btw)

>>7942692
Pff, that sounds fun. How strong are you?
>>7942732
Soooooooooorry. let's try this again.
>Knock Off!
4 Atk Eelektross Knock Off (97.5 BP) vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Marshtomp: 82-97 (68.3 - 80.8%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
(Hopefully that's the correct calcs I'm tired tonight.)
-Zibel

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>>7942692
Eh heh, good girl.

>>7942760
Ooof, I actually felt that.
>REST

>>7942828
You alright?
>Flamethrower!
252+ SpA Eelektross Flamethrower vs. 252 HP / 0 SpD Marshtomp: 48-56 (40 - 46.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
-Zibel, burn them all, Eelektross

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>>7942828
They are guests here
Guests are supposed to be polite
Not "leaving trash all over the roads" or "yelling get out of my way squirt"
>>7942760
Frankie says I'm "level 30-something"
Not as tough as some of the Pokemon I've met
But tougher and in a better place than the Pokemon Frankies sisters friends hang out with
Frankies sister can go eat sand the big jerk

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>>7942886
>...
>...
>...
No I'm not. Heh.
>REST again, when fully awake

>>7942922
Well if you ever wanna train I'm up for it. I don't really like humans, don't bring yours.
>>7942936
Should I stop?
-Zibel, not ready to murder his buds.

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>>7942936
>Frillish used Energy Ball.

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>>7942964
>...
>...
>...
Wait until I'm rested fully, heh
>Attempt to REST

>>7942984
>OHKO

>>7942984
Uuuuuugh.
>>7943041
>Go get the gay fish a revive.
>Smack it into his mouth.
-Zibel

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>>7942964
uh, how much not liking is really not liking?
You wouldnt zap him just for being human would you?
I mean Ive seen humans that needed a good zap or toasting but not that many
I dunno if I wanna leave Kanto
I'd get cranky and homesick in like a week

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How is everyone tonight? Working on some paperwork while the fossils are analyzed. Been doing a bit extra field research.
Armaldo got curious about my wine and wanted some. Note: They do not react very well to alcohol, he's been looking at the machine and laughing for a few minutes.
Before you ask, yes he has a liver. No, he isn't going to die.

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>>7943064
>...
Uuuuuuugh, let's not be this hasty with the supplies, heh

>>7943155
Ehhh I just don't trust 'em. Kanto seems nice, is it cold?
>>7943204
Sorryyyy. I'm probably gonna pick some more up after everyone goes to bed anyway.
Wanna keep going?
-Zibel

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>>7942984
>Stare at the jelly ghost
>Consider third round of fishy murder

>>7943204
Are you okay??

>>7943064
Hey, uhm.
How's your head?
Does it hurt at all?
From the punch earlier.

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>>7943198
I'm good
My trainer, Frankie, is good too. A little too tired for exciting stuff, hehehe~
Still, pets are good
Warm snuggles are also good
>>7943230
I get that, I've met some humans that can go chew sand haha
It gets a little chilly here sometimes
When that happens I either hang out inside or find my Ninetales friend Zorro because where Zorro goes there will be heat

>>7943232
Uh! It feels better.
>Laugh a bit and rub head.
>>7943267
Huh. I'm not a fan of the cold, the water was always warm when I was a Tynamo. Hoenn water is pretty warm so it isn't too bad here.
-Zibel

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Hmm...
Red-9 has been successful, negotiations have begun with the Orreans.
Now, for a field test of our more... esoteric products.
Red-1?
Red-1, come in.
Are you in position at the Daycare?