Hyper dicks and Hyper balls 16 I Hate Mornings Big, Huge, Planet

Hyper cocks are the greatest

I like hyper dicks that have a normal girth but are just insanely long when flaccid. Ones you could warp around yourself like a fleshy rope.

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>>7933946
How long are we talking?

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>>7934294
Because I can go for very long.

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>>7934319
Like, inconveniently long.

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>>7934334
Or just downright absurd.

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>>7934394
A bungee rope is fine too.

>>7934294
>>7934319
>>7934334

Bueno

All three samples are great examples of what I mean, really. I can't pic a favourite length, as long as it's impossibly long

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>>7934447
Stupidly long cocks are pretty rare, which is a shame.

>>7934555
I dunno, the novelty wears off fast.

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>>7934596
The impracticability and permanence of it is what I like.
Sure you might get your kick out of it, but they've gotta put up with that all day, every day.

>>7934555
probably because spaghetti cocks are dumb tbqphwy family

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>>7934799
Not like fetishes gotta be rationalised.
But I reckon it'd cause a bombardment, an overload of stimulation. Mindboggling rubbing coming from every which direction.

>>7934639

Yeah exactly. I mean, no homo and all that, but the idea of this being something people have to live with is really hot. Every person you meet, same conversation. "Yes, I know. Born with it. Please watch your step."

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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>>7934869
Doesn't even has to be hose necessarily, just hyper in general. Same for boobs, or butts, or being fat or muscular, but that's another thread.

Although as hose cock is concerned there's a nice story thinking about what that'd be like.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14407973/
There's two parts, one is just a daily ritual sort of thing, the other is just going way off the deep end.

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>>7934869
>no homo

>>7934447
I like it too, but I prefer at least longer than your body but not so long that it fills up a large room.

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Hose dick is only sexy to me when it's flaccid. As soon as I think about erection it's an instant boner killer. Imagine how painful it would be to go erect with your dick tied in a square not, much less lying in a tangled heap on the living room floor.

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>>7943748
No, my fantasies are always about wide dicks. Huge balls. Choad territory.

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>>7943762
If they're large and inconvenient, but not immobilizing, that's my jam.

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>>7943780
Actually I take it back. I like the idea of growing from inconveniently large to helpless and immobilized.

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>>7943748
>>7943762
>>7943780
>>7943813
>3D

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This is my ideal hyper fantasy (though I could do w/o all that wasted cum everywhere
>be a hypercocked, hyperballed, hyper cum volume, hyper-libido shota with a permanent hard-on
>get tended to 24/7 by a 20+ harem of MILFs and young women who are addicted to my cock and cum
>but not as addicted to getting their wombs inflated so greatly that their limbs can't reach the floor
>Spend every moment, awake or asleep fucking one of them
>They subsist off of my cum alone
>I subsist off of their massive quantities of breastmilk (which recharge and fatten up my balls)
>I get to cum inside/breastfeed from as much as I want
>Cum never goes cold

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>>7974979
What's renamon doing standing next to that extra long dong?

>>7948871
too used to the idea now
worst thing is that now, i can't help but imagine who cleans that up or the amount of time needed to.

like, shit man, it feels amazing, but eventually you would have to stop or drown in jizz

>>7962839
fuck man
how do you get so good at drawing dick that you can make even mega huge sizes look like they could exist

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>>7980555
>drawing a shit ton of veins on a dick makes it look real
>dick and tits doesn't even look attached

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Foreskin

>>7965877
Hah, holy fuck. This artist has balls.

You can arrested for this kind of shit in some countries.

>>7983480
or he's just american and can't be arrested for drawing fetish porn?

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More cute things with intimidating dicks

>>7965877
I actually puked a little. Why are Nazis using non-pony scum as breeding stock? Fucking artist can't into racial purity.

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>>7983480
In some parts of the world just being furry would likely get you in deep shit.

https://e621.net/post/show/140341/

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>>7995672

Why is World of Islam so anti-fun?

>>7995672
What do the lines mean?

>>7968662
>>7968678
>>7968694
>>7968706
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>>7968732
this is supposed to be comedy right?

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>>8000887
>not understanding the joy of turning furries into your personal cock sleeve

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>>7995256
of course, furries subscribing to any kind of racial purity and ethnic cleansing is irony at it's finest

>>7983480
Why would he get arrested for that in a western country?

Loli and cub porn are FAR worse. I've see some really fucked up shit on e621. Those people should be arrested. But drawing that wouldn't even get you arrested in germany because it's only illegal if you use swastikas in a serious political manner. You can use nazi shiy in satire, art and education as often as you want. I guess that counts as satire and maybe even "art".

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>>7968732
Why can't I find stuff like this for inflation/insane anal insertions/[one other degenerate fetish]. I like the idea of anuses getting that wide and being bloated/stretched that big but it's all penis and cum.

>>7965877
Ow the edge

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>>8014953
You keep coming here for some reason even though you don't like dicks
I find it amazing

>>8015084
I have a quick browse of certain threads sometimes. I don't care for tits either but sometimes I'll visit those to see what sort of crazy shit goes down there.

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>>8015298
That Snivy loves to get fucked.

There's a series of 10 of these where she progressively gets more and more filled by different suitors, although there's just the three I particular care for since they're all by different artists.

>>8017349
>penetrate someone
>dick itself is rimming

>>7999382
Borders.

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>>8023083
Slightly bigger

>>8023083
>>8023330
Is this the last one in the series?

>>8022416
No, I mean like there are lines in countries like Canada, Poland or Australia.

how big is too big?

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>>8037608
>hair

>>8039442
I feel like I shouldnt like this as much as I do.

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>>8045685
Maybe it's because you're fapping to two pink fucking bananas between a snivys legs

>>8047422
Its pretty hot though.

>>8035773
no such thing

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>>8047475
fag

>>8047526
i've seen bigger

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>>8047548

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I like this scenario of someone's thick fucking cock going through your whole body and forcing its way out of your mouth

>>8053607
>>7962819

Yup, Iall the way through is the best.

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>never wrote a green before
>really want to write one
>have no ideas : <

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>>8056192
You're a bunch of horny bastards who would know this:

Are Aikega and Eigaka the same artist? I assume so, but some images look vastly different style-wise.

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>>8067912

>>7933946

From another thread:

>having to carry your cock around rolled up in a garden hose reel or stuffed in a backpack
>using dick for bondage rope
>slowly feeding it through someone's entire digestive system and feeling every bump, wrinkle and sphincter along the way
>using your curled up pile of dick as a pillow
>flushing your dick down the toilet and feeling all the water rush past as it gets sucked into the depths of your house's plumbing
>walking around the house letting it all hang loose and trailing it behind you through multiple rooms
>cat randomly starts licking the tip and you can't find it and have to retrace your steps while becoming more aroused
>doing all-the-way-through on yourself
>feeding your dick into a girl's womb slowly but steadily and watching her belly expand to pregnant proportions
>trying to pull it out only to realize it's become tangled in a knot inside
>try to pull harder and her stomach collapses and becomes concave as you prolapse her uterus with your mess of cock still inside
>recruiting 50 prostitutes to lick every inch of your trouser-anaconda at the same time
>having them all sit on your dick and then walking away so it gets dragged between every set of vaginal lips in succession
>sitting in the bathtub surrounded by tens of feet of penis floating like fleshy ramen
>idly self-sucking whenever you feel like as you do other activities, it became non-sexual years ago because it's so easy and now it's just like a pacifier that gives you a steady stream of endorphins

>>8069028
I hate how in monochrome you can't tell if they're pissing or cumming.

>>8069059
If you make it look suitably thick and goopy, it's usually distinguishable.

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>when she's enormous but you're still too big for her

>>8070426
wrong board

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>>8070569
Is this not red /mlp/?

>>8070721
No, and even if it was what you posted would not belong here.

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>>8070729
Just so we're on the same page, you're telling me hyper cocks don't belong in the "hyper dicks" thread?

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I'm not sure if they're suggesting it's too human looking and belongs on /d/, or too MLP and doesn't belong anywhere.

The former sorta rings true because you can just post that on /d/.
The latter, not really, there's tons of pony in /trash/

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>>8063284
Yes.
also
Balls > Cock Girth > Cock Length

>>8070886
It's the former.

>>8070721
What made you jump to /mlp/ so quickly?

Plainly human and you think it's an issue with ponies

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>>8071073
Because they're horse people

But fuck off if you think humans aren't allowed here

>>8071090
No, just regular humans.
Tell me one thing that isn't human about that picture.

>>8071090
They're better off on /d/ where others can actually relate on interests

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>when you fuck a snivy

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>then get fucked by his big bro

>>8068684
>having to carry your cock around rolled up in a garden hose reel or stuffed in a backpack
A stroller or wheelbarrow are the obvious choices. Or if you're a grower you could use a fanny pack with a hole in the back.

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>>8087776
If you say so.

>>7975252
anon I think it's his...

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>>8109031
>replying to a 7 day old comment

bumping for massive dicks

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>>8068774
Fuck, that's a good one.
Have anymore like it?

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>>8114959
Sadly I don't seem to, wherever I saved it from it was a long time ago.

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

>>8121242
>no Mr.kown.gif

fuck of copycat

>>8140635
ooh, that's a nice one~
I really want that ampharos to fuck me!

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>>8142704

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>>8144345
why is ampharos sitting beside that giant banana

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no bump limit yet so

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>>8146353

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>>8158448

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>>8158875

>>8168872
Cute things with big docks are all I need in life.

>>8169994
meant to say dicks obviously

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>>8169994
>>8169999
You dockshaming brah?

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>>8180107
Got any more hyper Fox?

>>8061329
ballzuri

>>8187344

>>8109210

>>8191889
fuck wrong thread, but i guess it still applies?

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>>8191889

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>>8192183
please don't i have made a mistake and i regret it
post hyper dicks instead

>>8191903
>>8192183
What did he post?

>>8192733
An image so horrifying its very presence shall never be acknowledged by the human race EVER again.

>>8192733
CP

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>>8192733
lol nothing crazy

Last thread took 9 days to hit 300
We're doing poorly at 15 days and I feel it will only get worse if a new thread is made

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>>7934294
>>7934319
>>7934334
>>7934394
>>7934555
here's an edit I did last year

obviously I meant it to be funny rather than sexy but perhaps it'll strike your fancy

>>7934869
it probably gets uncomfortable or painful sometimes too, like if it gets crammed into some restrictive space or if someone accidentally steps on it, etc.

and there's also the possibility that someone could start... doing things to it, but it's so long that can't figure out where they are

both of these possibilities make me diamonds

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>>8196592
next thread