ITT: Pokemon are real. How drunk are you? Info: http://pas

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>>7888547
very

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>>7888411
...
I've never done it before, so I guess it's just inexperience or something kicking in...

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>>7888547
Not too much.
I'm almost home anyway.

>>7888483
>Well he's good at something.
You alright dude?
-Simisear

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>>7888547
Very
>>7888265
That sounds... suspicious...
But I'm sure there's a logical explanation though... hopefully...
You're too nice to be breaking buddy like that, I'm sure there's something else to it. If you want I could check out the facility myself, if you're that worried that's why

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>>7888547
Marginally

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>>7888391
>Quiet lewd wak sounds™
S-shush.
>Strokes it a bit faster

>>7888599
>The bee blinks, before shaking her head.
N-not really, but... thank you.

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>>7888555
Well I hate that you are so persistent....
I am glad you are with me though....

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>>7888633
>Box scoots closer
>Or was it your imagination?

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>>7888643
Sorry, dude. Uh, you want me to stay here?

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>>7888547
SLIGHTLY SO.
>>7888647
YOU HAVE FARED ADMIRABLY.
STAND BY YOUR FRIENDS - THERE IS STRENGTH IN UNITY.

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>>7888676
>The bee nods, smiling weakly up to Simisear.
Uh... I'm Buttercup. ...What's your name...?

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>>7888633
Cuuute.
>Make him play with the tip.
>Mess with the-
>Wait.
>Poke the Lewd Zone™
>You know what I mean.

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>>7888592
Ah, well time for us to part then.
It was nice meeting you.
I'm a bit of an introvert so thanks for talking with me.

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>>7888646
>Anything I can do to help?
I mean if you want to risk your life, how close are you to Johto?
>>7888647
>hugs the fire fox
We have to have each others backs. C'mon now let's go back before Slugma worries about us.

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>>7888591
Well, I'm not going to force you into anything.
It's completely up to you when you think you're ready, I don't think I'm ready for it but I know I want it.
>Sandslash yawns

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>>7888625
>Faith gave a soft smile
<They want to make sure to observe without possible outside influence. I mean, they are a reputable institution, I....>
>she sighs
<...it's been a bad week, I just want to get away from it all for a bit. I know it's not right to drawn my sorrows, but at the moment, getting buzzed can't make things any worse than they are,>

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>>7888703
My buds call me Nobis.
>Shrug.
Sorry my friend fucked you up. Hopefully they'll... Be able to do something.

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>>7888666
>Box changes shape
>Muffled lobster screaming

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>>7888679
Y-yes Xerneas! Thank you! You are awesome!

>>7888740
Yeah you are right... He was pretty brave huh?
>starts heading off back...

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>>7888751
When the day comes, I guess.
I certainly wouldn't mind it with you.
...
It's been a long day, so...
Share the bed?

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>>7888760
Have you even ever taken a drink? Cause if you need buddy... metaphorical... I'm real drunk already haha... don't judge...

Anyway, I can talk to you... just uh.. where you gonna take a drink? Maybe I could join... cause I have no idea where Zekrom is and I have nothing to do

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>>7888719
>Moves up to the tip and plays with it
Shushhh-
>Squeaky wak moan™
S-stiiitch~.

>>7888791
>...whaaa?

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>>7888803
Yup, he did good even if a bit murder-y there for a bit
>follows

If 8 get, I become a god haha

-Turtwig

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>>7888740
Hmm, that's a good question.
>>7888592
Uh, by the way, where am I? I'm a bit lost at the moment.

>>7888888
CUTE GET

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>>7888878
>More lobster screams
>Shelldon pries open the lid momentarily
>He is covered in blood and a suspicious white fluid
>Seconds later, he is dragged back inside by tentacles
>Screaming begins again

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>>7888803
DO TRY NOT TO BE EXCESSIVE IN YOUR USE OF FORCE, BUT GOOD WORK.
>>7888888
>HEX
>GET
>HORY
>SHET

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>>7888888
REVEAL YOUR TRUE FORM.

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>>7888888
Don't mind me, I'm only here to check this sick get!!!

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>>7888888
BORK, YO' MY NEW GOD WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>DRUNK TURTLE SOUNDS

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>>7888791
...
>Make Bones bone it in a shadowy fashion.
>>7888930
>Take over the Bones left hand.
>Claw it in a Shadowy fashion.
>>7888878
Boones~
>Make him rub it faster.
>Jab that Lewd Zone™

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>>7888888

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>>7888935
FATHER CAN I ANOINT A NEW CHAMPION >>7888888?

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>>7888875
>Faith nods
<You are most welcome to join me...though I have no idea where to go- never had the need to go to a bar, pub, or tavern until now. It will be a good experience to learn. I'm sure there is some place around here...>

>>7888935
>>7888970
pls stop

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>>7888888
.....

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>>7888970
... Who's your current champion? You can have multiple, sport, I'm just curious.

>>7888888
Well that was a thoroughly underwhelming get. At least it wasn't the pedos.

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>>7888868
Like I said, I'm patient.
I am also pretty tired...so yeah, sharing a bed sounds like a good idea.
...You're still fine with cuddles, right?

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>>7888888

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>>7889012
You want a show?

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>>7889002
WELL, NOW THE SYLVEON AND THE NINETALES CAN SHARE THE ROLE, HOPEFULLY.
THEY HAVE FOUGHT ADMIRABLY THUS FAR.
I MAY HAVE ALSO BLESSED A WARRIOR IN ALOLA FOR MERITORIOUS CONDUCT.

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>>7889056
>Sylvie become a champion before me.
>Unzips noose.

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>>7889016
Of course.
>Pulls him under the covers
>Eagerly snuggles him
I missed this.

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>>7888888
I sense a disturbance.....as if hundreds of people around the world typed angrily on keyboards as one, then stopped to down more soda.

>>7888933
>the girafarig blinks
<it is a good thing my mother is nowhere near. If she saw you...>

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>>7888955
>Oh god everything is going wrong at once
>Tries to Shadow Bone >>7888930 with one hand and fails miserably,tripping and falling on his face.
>Shadow claw went straight into The Bone™, which feels really fugging weird
>Lewd Zone™ got jabbed way too hard and made the wak into a squeaky toy
>And is now stroking himself a l o t faster
>Horribly confused bonehead moans™

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>>7889101
>>7888974
Uhh... what region you in? Kanto? Cause I might as well join you, I'm also... let's just say able to get wherever you are... quickly...
>cough
Ghostness
>cough
And like I said nothing to do, and I'll be there to see if u can hold you're liquor, cause I sure can

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>>7889096
Since I'm a champion now I bet I can do this without getting stuck!

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>>7889109
>Shelldon's screams get louder
>A mixture of white and red fluid seeps out of the lid of the chest, as it shakes violently
>A lone tentacle snakes out of it, and towards it's next victim. Which happens to be the only person in the room

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>>7889100
>Sandslash gives Yanmega one last kiss
Me too, you're the best, you big cute bug.
>Sandslash falls asleep next to Yanmega

>>7889055
unchecked Yugi gets

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>>7889109
>Make him-
>>7889187
>OH GOD
>SHADOW CLAW+BONE

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>>7889056
Kid, what alolan warrior?

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>>7889178
>You didn't get stuck somehow.
>Glace might have made himself warmer.
Good job, champ.
>Lick the Sylvie.

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>>7889200
You desire more?

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>>7889142
<I'm in Johto, Trailer part 10 miles outside of Mahogany. I->
>Faith pauses
<...'ghostness'?>

>>7889055
WHAT IS THIS WIZARDRY

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>>7889213
>dare I go for it?
>Lick the Glace

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>>7889234
>The champion-ness has blessed thee from the tongue freeze.
>For today.
Hey you didn't become a Sylviesicle this time. Guess it paid off, huh?

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>>7889204
>The tentacle is shredded
>A sickly black fluid sprays out, corroding the floor
>Unearthly screeching
>The box violently spits out Shelldon, attempting to hit Bones

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>>7889245
I guess!

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>>7889187
>>7889204
>Shadow claw hits
>Try and Shadow Bone the tentacle chest

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>>7889222
This.... this power....

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>>7889210
AS YOU KNOW, I CAN'T KILL ANYONE DIRECTLY.
UNFORTUNATELY THERE IS AN ORGANIZATION THAT HAS MADE ME VERY UNHAPPY.
I GAVE A MASKED MADMAN FASTER NATURAL HEALING IN EXCHANGE FOR REMOVING ONE OF THE THREE HEADS OF SAID ORGANIZATION.

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>>7889266
>Sylvie hasn't gotten a single odd since that get.
>Slight fear.
So, how's being a champion feel?

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>>7889222
B-BAKANA!

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>>7889288
Feel's pretty good

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>>7889223
Ok... I'm in mahogany, wooo oh man ill explain when I-i get there yeah......... ok I'll be there in a sec

>Xol used the power of (shit)ghost posting he trys to find his way to the trailer
>roll for how many times he stumbles

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>>7889257
>>7889267
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>SMASH THE DODGE BUTTON
>ROLL DODGE

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>>7889304
Well don't let it go to your head. Unless you ask for immortality I guess.

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>>7889330
>Mid-roll champ
>Uhhhhh
>Try and Bone >>7889257 in a shadowy fashion?

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>>7889344
MY CHAMPIONS HEAL RAPIDLY AND ARE SPARED SOME OF LIFE'S LESS... PLEASANT AND UNHELPFUL FORMS. SO NO MORE SNIFFLES.
I'D RATHER YOU NOT GET YOURSELVES KILLED HOWEVER.

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>>7889344
Is such a thing possible?

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>>7889308
>the girafarig ear-perks as she sees the turtwig
<That was impressive!>
>Faith steps up and lightly nuzzles Xol's head
<I'm glad you're here>

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>>7889392
Gotcha. Can I be one?
>>7889398
Guess not. You do get faster healing though so that's a plus.

>>7889222
STOP
YOU'RE PLAYING WITH POWERS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND

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>>7889330
>Shelldon misses
>He smashes through the wall behind you, most likely out cold

>>7889370
>The box is smashed, freeing the demon within
>It screeches angrily, and charges

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>>7889370
>>7889425
>O hell.
>Make Bones let go of The Bone.
>Snag control of off hand.
>Claw in a Shadowy fashion.

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>>7889425
...Cumbie, dearie?

I feel like I've been plagiarized.

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>>7889222
I heard this is the thread for gets, mind if I try?

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>>7889425
>>7889466

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>>7889466
I thought Cathulhu was your pet

>>7889488
Who would've guessed that a pokemon rp thread would be so blessed.

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>>7889425
>>7889466
>>7889510
>>7889513
Play well my children.

I wish not to enter the world of flesh to stop you.

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>>7889513
Oh right.

>>7889510
Who's a good kittybomination? You're a good kittybomination.

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>>7889458
>Two tentacles are severed
>Six remain
>The demon uses rain of hairballs

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>>7889560
>chitters happily, trots off into the woods.

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>>7889560
Alright father. As you will it.

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>>7889588
>>7889608
I will be watching, my children.

Give the one with the antenna my regards.

>>7889574
>The demon prepares it's next attack
>It explodes, covering a small corner of the room in ink, and removing itself from this realm

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>All these tentacle monsters
dude
what shitty hentai did i just wake up to
is there a virgin narrating everything
fucking hope not
gonna kms if i hear that shit again

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>>7889574
Uh.

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>>7889656
>Chitters in the corner.

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>Bonehead has no fugging idea what's going on

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>>7889636
>wanders through the woods, pausing to give out loud, steady clicks, ears and head-tendrils twitching with the echoes before progressing further.

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>>7889685
>Press the power button.

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>>7889681
whaaaaat the fuck
>Pretend it isn't there pretend it isn't there

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>>7889706
>It's getting closer.

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>>7889695
>Wakotron 5000 shutting down
>Flop™

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>>7889712
>Boot it back into it's dimension.
Bad flesh wearer.

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>>7889712
ohmewohmew
>If you don't acknowledge it it doesn't exist

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>>7889401
Yeah thanks...
>roll for trying not to blush
And uh... don't do that, deerling is still my lover, and she maybe regions off, even farther than my spiritual reach. But... I still love her... I like you as a friend though...
>thinks about the mutual crush he had on her ALONG time ago
>"why am I thinking of that? I must be drunker than I thought..."
>thinks about buddy and faith getting married... why the FU-
Man that'd be a nice wedding... anyway... where to drink?

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>>7889725
>Restart the Wakomatic 6000

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>>7889681
>>7889712
>squint

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>>7889728
>Well I guess I don't have to acknowledge it if it's gone
>Thanks god

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>>7889764
>the griafarig chuckles
<I am not one to wreck your relationship with Deerling. And don't panic about your thoughts. So many people and pokemon broadcast their thoughts unintentionally, but I don't dig into someone's mind unless it's a life-or-death situation. And of course, alcohol fuzzes up broadcast thoughts anyway. It's like static.>

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>>7889789
>Beep boop bone-bot online
..What happened?

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>>7889827
>roll to scare the gay

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>>7889836
Well we didn't get done with the thing we were doing.
>Make him wak off again.

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>>7889840
>GIRLY SHRIEK
>Reach for a weapon that isn't there
oooooooooooohh shit
why dude
why?

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>>7889849
..R-right.
>Immediately resumes where we left off before things happened

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>>7889871
>consider getting some ghost types
>anyway kiss the gay
...?

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>>7889889
I loove you.
>Poke that Lewd Zone.
>Give him those funny feelings.
>Make him speed up.

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>>7889906
>Chances are he tries to stab the ghost at least once
yeah okay
i forgive you
still a shithead though
>Kiss the chicken

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>>7889915
>Lewd wak moans™
Nnhhh..I love you toooo.
>Stroke that Bone™ faster and squirm a bit

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>>7889980
Aww you're so cuute.
>A biiiiiit faster now.
>Mess with that Lewd Zone™ a bit more aggressively.

>teleports behind everyone at once
>slices their throat

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>>7889980
>Bone™
(DRINK. 49. )
(I stg Gladi if you're still downing actual alcohol)

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>>7889973
>lay those kisses on harder
mmm...?
>>7890026
>neck is already sliced
>nice try dumpster
>>7890040
(;

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>>7890026
(this is a shitpost and not meant to be taken seriously)

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>nukes the world in stereo

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>>7890058
Bad.
>Fills their stomachs with molten cheese exceeding 5800 K

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>>7890016
S-shushhh~.
>Bump up the wakking a smidge
>Squeaky husboned noises™
>Toootally not wiggling his butt around in the air

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>>7889833
>faildubs
.........
OK!
So anyway, to to point at han.... hoof...vine... wait...
>Thinks about when he first had this conversation...
>the person he had this argument with was clearly loosing and was spouting bullcrap
>next vision show a body bag being dragged away and turts drinking cranberry juice laughing

So... anyways this might be the first time you drink... so ill make sure you don't do anything to weird... There has to be a bar or pub somewhere...

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>>7890137
>Lewdskip: go
>Back in stitchbod: be
>Kissing husbone: happen

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>>7890193
>Smooch that baenette
Love yooou.

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>>7890218
>Smooch the husbones back.
Love you too. Wanna do something?
>Go bug the Lob

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>>7888908
Well we haven't left yet so if it's easier to get to Fuchsia City than the Kanto-Johto border we could all travel to Johto together or if you're closer to the border we can meet you there.

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>>7890232
Sure, hun.
>Follow the plushbando

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(>i touched his member)
(DRINK. ALL OF YOU. We're at drink 50)

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Cradily guy here.
How are the fossils in Alola?

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>>7890487
I don't think we have those here!

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>>7890669
>No fossils in Alola.
Seriously? What's the point then?

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>>7890741
Uhhhh.... We have malasadas! Those are pretty good! And Z crystals!

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>>7890847
But no fossils?
What is a malasada anyway? Like a donut?

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>>7890741
Chicken chan lives here!

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>>7891001
Chicken-chan...? They called my sister that a lot! Have you seen her?
>>7890929
Yeah! I think... I heard some Unova guys call them undercooked donuts!

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>>7891001
...Who?
>>7891033
Weird. I'm in Castelia to check out a few of the dig sites anyway. If I happen by Alola I'll say hello.

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>>7891058
>>7891033
No Chicken Chan is this guy who wear's a chicken mask! He doesn't talk so he either just stares at you or writes down what he's thinking. He gives good pets too.

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>>7891155
Oh.... That sounds kinda creepy, but I guess if you like him...
>>7891058
"Aloha" is hello in Alolan! Have fun if you drop by!

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>>7891201
Well I mean he doesn't wear it all the time, but when I first met him he was wearing it so that's why i call him Chicken Chan

>>7891155
Okaaay.
>>7891201
Thank you. I'd probably read up on customs before I came there anyway. Born in Unova, Kanto was a hell of a change when I moved.

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>>7891220
It's not too hard! I'm from Kanto!
>>7891213
That's still kinda weird! Does he do comedy for parties?

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>>7891233
Uhhh I don't know does comedy require you to talk?

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>>7891243
I don't think so! There are some funny people in Kalos that don't talk!

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>>7891269
Huh, well he could be a funnyman then.

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>>7891243
>>7891290
....... dude
what kind of comedy needs a weapon arsenal

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>>7891322
I dunnoooo, maybe chicken is one of those preppers my trainer used to watch tv shows about.

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>>7891350
he has more scars than me man
>Dave gestures down to his torso, which is covered in burns from Lusamine's curling iron
>The right nipple is completely burned off
and i have a lot of scars dude

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>>7891400
Then what do you think he is?

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>>7891322
Uhm... He sounds kinda dangerous!
>>7891350
What's a preppers?
>>7891400
That looks like it hurt!

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>>7891475
aside from hot as fuck?
idk man
ghetto delivery man
kinky porn star
assassin

I give the breath of life to this thread

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>Mew randomly teleports Smeargle, Chuckles, and a (possibly sleeping) Sniffers onto a random place on the side of Mt. Coronet, away from any towns
>She also supplies them with a tent, some other camping gear (like sleeping bags), and some supplies of food

>Because it seems like they might need a vacation

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>>7892772
What just happened?
Where am I?
Where are we?
What the fuck!

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>>7892793
>>7892772
>Chuckles almost immediately faceplants upon arrival.
>Of course, faceplant = pressure applied to nose.
>Hooooonk.

W-wha...?! W-what...

...Uh, yeah, that's pretty much the questions I'm asking too... Along with 'what happened to the Frigate?'

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>>7892813
Chuckles!
Oh, sorry for yelling.
>Looks around.
I guess were on a mountain.
And I see ... camping supplies?
I think we got teleported somehow.
Don't think I've pissed off any legendaries or psychic types, I quit drinking a while ago.

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>>7892837
...Maybe whoever it was left a note or something.
>Seal searches the camping supplies for a note

>Instead he finds... a weathered-looking treasure map drawn on a piece of what looks to be canvas
>...On the back is a message...

"...If Adventure be what ye seek, Adventure be what I provide. A beautiful treasure at the end, use this map as your guide. -Mew."

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>>7892993
A map?
Don't we need to know what way is north if were gonna use that?
How are we going to figure that out?
Wait, sun sets in the east right?
Or was it west?

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>>7893014
...I think it's east. Lemme see if there's a compass in here...

>Rolling for compass
>Evens: Yep. And it's one of those fancy models, too.
>Odds: ...A certain psychic cat legendary seems to have forgotten that compasses are typically helpful in certain situations. Might want to figure out how to tell directions otherwise. ...Or just ask.

>>7893033
>Nope. No compasses.

>Or backpacks. Or any other way to actually carry around any of this gear.

>...Truth be told, the whole setup isn't very portable at all.

>...Whoops.

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>>7893044
So we got like.
A bunch of cans, a tent already set up, a map, sleeping bags and nothing to carry it all with?
Damn Chuckles this really is starting to look like an adventure.
I'l go down a bit, see if I can make something to carry this all with, could you pack up the tent?

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>>7893058
>Chuckles nods, and moves over to take down the tent.

>...And then freezes while going inside to take down one of the poles supporting the tent from the inside.

...Uh, Smeargs? Tent's occupied... it seems Mew sent Sniffers down here too.

...And he's asleep.

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>>7893084
Oh.
Uh, well could you get him in a sleeping bag?
I don't really know what to do else.
I'l just go and try to make something, I'l keep a lookout for berries too, I don't think our supplies are gonna last long with the three of us.
>Goes down the mountain and into the forest.
>Roll for making a sled out of wood and vines.

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>>7893101
All right, sounds good.
>Chuckles eases Sniffs into/onto a sleeping bag, and drags it (and him, on top of it) out of the tent.
>...Luckily he seems to be a sound sleeper.

>Chuckles then starts taking the tent down.

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>>7893120
>Comes back with a sad excuse for a sled.
Alright I made something.
But uh, I never was that good when it came to constructing practical stuff.
I don't think it will last us long.

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>>7893143
>Chuckles shrugs, then examines the sled.
Hm... well, I don't think I've made anything like that before, so I don't think I'd be able to improve it...

...Oh well. Let's load up.

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>>7893120
>Sniffers slowly wakes up
...
Uh...
>Jumps up off the sleeping bag
>Calms down a little when he sees Chuckles
Um...Hey.
Why are we on a mountain?

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>>7893200
Well that's a shame.
I guess this thing will last us till were down the mountain.
I could try to make a second one after that, or were carrying this stuff.
What direction do we have to take anyway?
>>7893223
Oh, good morning sniff.
We kinda got teleported I think, we got some supplies and this map.
>Hands over the map, showing the writing on the back.

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>>7893223
Mew decided to give us an adventure. It... already isn't going very well.

>>7893251
...Uh, I didn't really take a good look at the map, but I think we need to go east.

>Food has been loaded
>Now loading equipment. Also rolling for what sort of equipment Mew DID think to give them while forgetting to give them backpacks or a compass.

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>>7893251
...
An adventure, huh?
It's been a long time since we've had one...
>Examines the map, trying to discern which region it is based in

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>>7893303
Alright.
What way was east again?
>>7893307
Yeah, It is.
I am excited really, its been too long.

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>>7893303
>Either Mew has a particularly interesting adventure in mind

>Or pic related

>Seriously, for what purpose do they need a water gun, a fishbowl, a pocketwatch, a thesaurus, and a miniature planetarium?

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>>7893307
I...Think this is Sinnoh?
A really old Sinnoh, actually...
Are we in the right region?

>>7893343
Should be fun and exciting, hopefully.

>>7893361
...
Are those our supplies?
Because, uh...

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>>7893361
>Points at the miniature planetarium.
What is that?
I've never seen something like that.
...What's up with all the other supplies either.
Well I don't want to anger the one that teleported us.
Might as well get it with us.

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>>7893391
I-I think? ...Uhh, it's the stuff I found the map with.

>>7893343
I uh... I think it's that way...?

...I don't really know this kind of thing.

>>7893405
...I think it's a model of the solar system.
...But I honestly don't know what any of this stuff is supposed to be for...
>Uncertain seal noises

...Y-yeah, uh... let's just take it with us...

>Seal puts all of it on the sled, along with the packed-up tent and the sleeping bags

...I think that's it...

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>>7893457
Solar system?
What's that?
>>7893391
The way this is starting, I'm sure that its going to be intresting at the least.
Right lets just head off then.
>Drags the sled along.
I hope were going the right way.

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>>7893457
>>7893484
So we'll have to find food and clean water...
Shouldn't be too hard.
The map is a bit confusing, though...

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>>7893550
Could I see it?
Maybe I can make sense out of it.
>Roll for map reading skills.
>odds: doesn't get it.
>evens: gets them in the right direction.
>dubs odds: Sends them off in the wrong direction, thinking its the right way.

>>7893571
Uhm, I don't really get where we are right now.
I got no landmarks to check our location on this thing.

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>wakes up
>still on the fish tank
oh yeah, i remember what happened yesterday
i should be better soon

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>>7893550
Well, we do have some food, but... yeah...

>>7893484
>Primarina follows the smeargle

>>7893571
>>7893597
...Uh, I guess I could try.

>Same roll.

>>7893621
...Yeah, I've never read a map before, sorry...

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>>7893571
>>7893597
>>7893634
>>7893621
Okay, this might be a problem...
I don't know if we are going the right way.

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>>7893634
>>7893666
Lets just go for now, we'l come across any landmarks later on and figure out where we are.
>Heads off down the mountain.

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>>7893666
>>7893690
>An aggressive golbat confronts the three.
Hey!
My mountain, my spot.
Give up your delicious life blood and maybe I'l not desecrate your corpses.

>>7893796
golbat really sucks.

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>>7893796
Um...
We were just leaving...
>Silently readies a leaf tornado
I don't want to hurt you...

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>>7893883
>Jumps out of the way
Not cool, man.
If you treat all passerby like this, you are going to get seriously hurt one of these days. Possibly killed.

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>>7893917
What the hell dude?
Do you want to get knocked out?

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>>7893917
I'l get you, I'l even get yourself to help you in it.
>confusion ray.

>>7893934
Was for >>7893883
I'm getting clumsy.

>>7893941
...
>It misses
I see you aren't the type to listen to reason...
Sorry about this.
>Sniffers uses hidden power

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>>7893964
Ugh, I see you are a feisty one.
Take this fool.
>Wing attack.

>>7893985
You have yet to hit anything
Worlds worst mountain bandit

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>>7893985
>Easily dodges it
...
You need to stop picking fights with people.
>Attempts to leaf blade the Golbat's side

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>>7893985
>>7893996
>A Vibrava lands on a nearby rock and quietly watches the fight while nibbling on an apple

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>>7893996
Argh.
>Gets Ko'd.
>Servine gets 464 experience points.

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>>7893996
Good job Sniffs, proud of ya.

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>>7894013
...
>Sets his body against a tree
>Walks away from it

>>7894024
...
You know, I just realized.
We have no healing items.
If one of us got critically injured, it could be really bad...

>>7894012
>Waves at the Vibrava

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>>7894069
>Vibrava waves back
Hello!
I saw you guys walking around while flying and thought I'd come say hi, but I didn't want to get in the way of your fight with Goldy over there.
I hope you don't think too badly of him, he's not had a great time living here and takes his anger out on others.

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>>7894120
I tried reasoning with him, but he didn't listen to me...
Sort of feel bad for knocking him out, but I guess I had to.

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>>7894153
Yeah...He really needs to stop that.
I've known him for a few years now and he's never changed, he'll just attack anyone he doesn't know for no good reason.
I'm just glad that nobody got badly hurt this time, I would have tried to stop the fight if I had gotten here a bit earlier.

So uh...time for introductions I guess.
I'm Vibri, nice to meet you.

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>>7894236
Nice to meet you.
>Holds out a vine to shake
I'm Sniffers.

>>7894236
>>7894324
>The trotting of a pokemon can be heard
>As is singing of that same pokemon
>roll for how nice it sounds

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>>7894324
So what are you guys doing up here anyway?
You look kind of lost, if you want I could help guide you to wherever you're going.

>>7894335
>roll to notice the singing

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>>7894398
We kinda got zapped off to this mountain along with some supplies.
There was some note telling about going on an adventure.
I don't know who did it.
Nice to meet you by the way.
I am Smeargle, but some call me Smeargs.

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Hm.
>He crawls onto the deck of the S.S. Cactus.
Hm...
>He starts gathering materials and tiding up.

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my gel is finally getting to normal
>nirie, gets out of the fish tank now gel body finally healed
i'm finally back i hate having to not be able to move around being stuck at a fish tank
is anyone awake?

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>>7894580
Nice to meet you too, Smeargs!
Sorry to hear about how you guys got here, did you piss off a legendary or a psychic Pokemon or something?
Well like I said to your friend Sniffers, I'd be happy to help guide you around if you need it, it'd be a nice change from what I usually do around here.

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>>7894648
Oh, that sounds nice of you.
We do got this map, seems to be a sort of a route to something.
But how we got here, well I don't think we pissed someone off, I quit drinking anyway so It can't be something like that.
I did say something about being bored and missing the thrill of adventure.
I guess that could be it?

>>7894580
>>7894648
Oh... my singing is a little off, I better keep practicing again
>This voice sound familiar? Maybe? , but it seems to be leaving the area oh well

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>>7894648
We have a treasure map of sorts.
The problem is, it is ancient, and none of us can make sense of it.

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>>7894629
>Whistle innocently and remove your hand from up Jacket's shirt
yeah dude
im up

>>7894713
>The strange singing stops and so do the clopping of the hooves at hearing about the treasure map and needing to read it
>The steps seem to be... coming back?

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>>7894718
so about yesterday...
are you mad at me?

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>>7894689
>>7894713
Hmm...Let me have a look at that map.
>Vibri takes a look at the map
...Looks like it's pointing towards Route 211, probably in a cave somewhere there.
I can lead you guys there, no problem.

>>7894739
Uh...Hello? Anyone else out there?

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>Chanting
PRAISE BORK
PRAISE BORK
PRAISE BORK

>>7894824
>The trotting stops
>Roll to be noticed (or not)

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>>7894772
nah dude
im fine
all chill here

>>7894938
(Tfw I don't clarify)
>The trotting stops and they hide behind something hoping not to be noticed
>they hide behind a rock
>(Re)Roll to whether or not being noticed

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>>7894963
okay, i guess, so did anyone other than got hurt?

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>>7894997
just jacket
i uh
kinda cut his neck
when i was a chicken

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>>7894938
>>7894972
>curious bug noises
Huh, guess I must be hearing things.
Oh well, I hope Smeargs and Sniffers can keep up.
>Vibri starts hovering down the mountainside towards Route 211

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>>7895085
is he okay?
yesterday it was wierd as hell how did you turn into a blaziken and then i passed out, how did i get this hurt?

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>>7895096
>Struggles a bit with the sled of supplies but manages to keep up
You hear something just yet?
Are there many pokemons around here that could make that noise?

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>>7895195
hell be fine
probably
but yeah uh
i kinda
set the couch on fire
and tried to throw heatran at it
but missed
and he landed on you

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>>7895285
i'm more amazed on how i survived that
i guess being this squshy saved my life

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>>7895277
I did hear something!
Not sure what it was though, I don't know any Pokemon around here that make noises like that.
As far as I know, me and Goldy are the only ones that live here. Maybe it's one of your friends?

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>>7895409
I don't think so.
Lets just be careful.
>Sled snaps.
...
>Picks up what he can carry, getting Chuckles and Sniffers to get the rest.

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>>7895352
dude
you fucking
splatted like a water balloon
ploop
goop everywhere
>Dave spears a pizza slice on his Aegislash, twirling the blade a bit before flinging the slice at Nirie
hey goo baby
catch

>>7895409
>>7895453
>Something from the sled rolls away hitting...
>...Someone
>Russling can be heard

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>>7895453
>Is carrying the fishbowl and planetarium, among other things
We should really find something to carry these on.

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>>7895453
Yeah, it's probably nothing to worry about.
Anyway, we're at Route 211 now, so I guess we start looking around for a cave or something, I'll go get a view from above.
>Vibri flies up high into the air trying to spot anything out of the ordinary
>odds = unable to spot anything interesting, but gets a nice view of Sinnoh
>evens = that cave looks interesting...

>>7895548
>separate roll to detect the noise
>use the second from the last digit

>>7895631
>They are not noticed
>Decides to either muster up the courage to talk to the group or make more noise trying to leave
>Evens: Make more noise attempting not to gain attention when trying to leave
>Odds: They muster up courage, and approaches the group

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>>7895619
Yeah, that sled wasn't going to last anyway.
Maybe we can get something in a town?
Or is that going to be too much hassle?
>>7895631
Alright, I'l just go check the cliff side.
Maybe I can find something there.
>Roll for finding the right cave.

>>7895666
>Satan get
>They get caught on something and panic for no reason

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>>7895666
>It sounds like a tree snaps and falls down.
Never mind the cave, what the hell was that?
>Investigates the really loud noise.
Hello?
Is someone there?

>>7895702
(I'll go with this, I like this more)
........
No?
>Roll for it... idk working?

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>>7895666
>Virbi is distracted from his distraction by a loud noise below
>she hurridly flies back down to where Smeargle and his friends are
>>7895702

What was that?!
Are you guys alright?

>>7895739
(his is meant to be her)

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>>7895722
Oh alrigh-
Hey!
>Pushes back the shrubbery revealing...
>>7895739
Yes, that noise came from here.
And whatever made it just said that no one is here.

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>>7895770
This is weird, come out mysterious noise maker!
We won't hurt you!
>Vibri buzzes around searching for the mystery noise maker

>>7895770
>This pokemon has hooves that's a definite
>it's covered in a spandex suit so the pokemon itself is somewhat difficult to make out
>it's voice... sounds robotic?
>it looks very much like a ponyta but you can't be to sure
H-hi...

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>>7895861
Uhm.
Hello?
...Why are you dressed up like that?
Are you alright?

>>7895891
Im...quite fi-fine...
This... is uhh... just a suit... nothing more...
I uh.. Overheard something about uh... A map? I could help...
>They seem shy...
>also off in a way...
>but you can't tell what

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>>7896153
Oh I wouldn't want to bother you in your doings.
I appreciate the offer but It seems your rather busy, dressed up like that.
I wouldn't want to impose.

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>>7895891
>Vibri returns from her search
Sorry Smeargle, I couldn't find anyth-

>>7896153
Oh...hello.
Were you the one making those noises?
>Vibri is still carrying the map

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>>7891522
They're humans who hoard stuff like weapons and food because they think the world is gonna end

>>7896214
I-im not busy... not now anyway... my er... partner is already doing that business for me... they're a sweet bunch, you'd like'em...

I'm getting off topic aren't I? Call me... H, you?

>>7896222
Ye-yes, I'm very sorry about that...

>Something is very off here

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>>7896323
It's alright, you just scared us a little.
My name's Vibri, nice to meet you.
You said something about a partner, are you lost too? Because I know Sinnoh pretty well, I could help you get back to your friends.
>Vibri is oblivious to the strangeness of the situation

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>>7895547
well at least i'm didn't die
yes pizza, i'm hungry as hell
>roll to catch the pizza