/Gfur/ - bed edition
Vanilla (no bara, no girlyboys) Gfur and gay chat thread.
Let this be a thread where we post our favorite gay furry porn in peace without alternative niche side-fetishes involved. Post male solo or gay anthros while keeping fetish to a minimum. Talk about things like being gay in general, your ideal relationship or partner, and all sorts of other gay shit.
Romantic pictures of cute loving gay couples cuddling together are greatly appreciated as always.
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>>7860108
Junkie lemur husbando is best husbando and he needs a hug
>>7860125
Bah, you should've made the thread, could've been lemur junkie edition.
Ah gays!
>>7860175
Why does the OP say "bed edition"?
A kangaroo/down under edition could be good. Roos are handsome.
Anyone got any anatomically correct kangaroo guys they can post?
Balls above cock is strangely appealing
>>7860324
They pretty rare.
>>7860324
>Roos are handsome
Someone has a fetish
Though I can't think of kangaroos and not think of A: that guy punching the roo to save his dog and B: the fursuiter
Are there any gay comics with kangaroos?
>>7860728
I'm seconding this request
Can we have more gays wanting to be gay together
>>7860821
Does this count?
>>7860855
>jap crap
Disgusting.
>>7860821
Gays being gay!
>>7861115
Come on, man. There are so few gfur marriage images, you gotta take what you can get.
>>7861148
That's true I guess.
It's a shame there's more disgusting niche fetish art than pictures of loving gay married couples.
>>7861520
>TFW you know twinks like this.
>>7861994
Yeah, guys who make being a sex object for others a part of their identity are garbage.
Barafags might be severely autistic, but femboys are seriously fucked in the head.
>>7862510
Femboys are usually severely socially stunted in some way.
Either clingy and socially inept or utter sluts for anything that will fuck them.
But you're an asshole.
>>7862548
we're all fucking assholes here, man.
>>7862844
you cant really fuck a dick though, not without some... odd impliments to help out
>>7862992
You can if the differences in their size is enough.
>>7862992
That's what sheaths are for!
There's also foreskin docking.
>>7864002
>>7864012
>>7864019
>>7864026
>>7864031
>>7864040
>>7864046
>>7864055
>>7862499
what's the artist name for this one?
love the nipples and booty on this guy
>>7864255
tacklebox i think
>>7864513
Badgers and wolverines are pretty great.
Just wish there was more non-bara stuff of them
post possums
>>7864060
That was amazing
>>7867060
I need more awkwardly placed boners on washing machines in the aesthetic of don't starve
>>7867060
Fun fact: Opossum penes are bifurcated and are sheathed in their cloaca, just like a kangaroo. Their scrotum hangs above their penis as well.
>>7867476
why does reality have to be so gross
i dont want a possum bf anymore
>>7865333
hell, there are barely any badgers and wolverines to begin with.
we need more mustelids!
>>7867665
>we need more mustelids!
So true.
>>7867615
>being grossed out by animal sexual organs
Just feel good that you've not gone off the deep end... at least yet anyways.
>>7867615
You shitting me? Bifurcated dicks and hemipenises are fucking cool
>>7869710
>Gross fetish shit
Why do dragons attract all the autists?
>>7871122
Seems pretty harmless to me. Bit of sparkledog and some cum inflation is all.
>>7871239
Size difference and glowing cum as well.
Although I am a fan of size difference myself so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>7867476
Literally perfect.
>>7872251
Glad you like it.
Animal genitalia certainly has an appeal. Anthros having 100% human cocks just doesn't make sense when so much of their body has animal attributes.
>>7867665
>hell, there are barely any badgers and wolverines to begin with.
Yeah. They can be drawn drawn big and stocky without being bara trash too.
So what do you prefer gfur, anatomically correct genitals or human genitalia?
>>7872555
Anthros having 100% animal cocks just doesn't make sense when so much of their body is just human.
Are there really no gay comics with kangaroos?
What about any comics with an opossum?
>>7874445
Dog Days of Summer has a kangaroo character though he isn't involved in any lewd scenes.
>>7875205
She was one of the first people willing to take commission basically any commission.
>>7875554
Yeah, shame she cleaned herself up and wiped out as much of her scat stuff as possible.
>>7874887
>dog days of summer
>lewd scenes
it has like two dick shots in the entire comic at best.
>>7877330
I know. But it's a gay comic that has a kangaroo. And I don't know of any other comics like that.
>>7877353
yeah, unfortunately the only kangaroo comics I know of are by fasttrack37d who draws lots of big muscly men. Which is fine for me, but hardly vanilla
Even if there aren't any kangaroo comics, could you guys post any kangaroo stuff you have?
>>7878245
Why is /trash/ moving so fast?
>>7879519
>Why is /trash/ moving so fast?
Because it's pure autism with no brakes or restraints.
>>7879634
> threadshitting.
Does that mean spamming a lot of new threads in a short time period?
>>7879675
Aye.
goys, link me stories about someone having a hard time, crying, being comforted and then romantically fucked in the ass. I'm in *that* kind of mood
>>7880246
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10266404/1/One-Day-Mario-Woke-Up
>>7880293
stop
>>7880246
I second this request, but replace the buttsex with something romantic.
>>7880246
Get the "X" story anthology by kyell gold and others from the /lit/ collection link at U 18 chan. Read the story called "Thou Shalt Not Make Wrongful Use Of The Name Of Thy God". It has some fucking horrifying feels. A bit of bittersweet comfort at the end.
Also those feels are about love and loss. Should have made that clear.
>>7860855
canadian_man_gets_married.png
>>7880389
Isn't Kyle Gold that autist who wrote that gay muslim furry book.
Yeah, if I need to read a hypocritical anti christian diatribe, I'll read one of his books
>>7880414
mmmm i need more cutes
>>7880815
>Isn't Kyle Gold that autist who wrote that gay muslim furry book.
Yes. He's a cuck.
The story I mentioned is by another author. "X" is an anthology by several authors with (((gold))) acting as the producer or something.
>Yeah, if I need to read a hypocritical anti christian diatribe
The story is not anti-christian at all.
Kyell is in fact a gay christian furry and a muslim apologist. I mean what the actual fuck
>>7881027
Well you have to be retarded to be christian so being dumb enough to be a muslim apologist isn't that surprising.
At least it's better than being a gay furry muslim.
>>7881027
>gay christian furry
>writes anti christian horseshit all the time
what the fuck? Is he a schizo or something
also
>being religious
>being a muslim apologist
guy should honestly kill himself at this point, what an embarrassment
>>7881324
>writes anti christian horseshit all the time
What? Most of his stuff is the opposite. "Y'all need Jeezus" though in the most liberal, "progressive" version of christianity is the message I've gotten.
>Is he a schizo or something
That or extreme indoctrination coupled with the lack of a spine.
Anyway, no matter the author these works of his are worth reading anyway imho:
Bridges
Winter Games
Snow
X (again, by other authors)
>>7881142
Being a terminal cancer patient is better than being a muslim, though.
>>7881601
>Being a terminal cancer patient is better than being a muslim, though.
Anything is better than being a muslim.
Being a junkie is better than being religious.
>>7881632
Hey how ya doin'?
>>7881656
Trying to apply for aid without a mailing address or any paperwork showing my lack of employment/income.
Also looking to see if there's any dental programs to fix my meth ravaged teeth.
>>7881755
Glad to hear you got the ball rolling!
>without a mailing address
You can ask a local church or a place of business likely to be sympathetic to your plight if you can have your mail sent there if the place you're at now isn't appropriate.
>>7881836
A drug associate I know uses a P.O. Box service with legitimate looking addresses.
Most services won't work with a P.O. box but since these look like street/apartment addresses it should work.
Driving to social services offices is a pain in the ass when you don't have a car.
Still not willing to go sober just yet, but it's a start.
>>7881936
>Most services won't work with a P.O. box but since these look like street/apartment addresses it should work.
Huh, I had no idea. Can you afford the box?
>Driving to social services offices is a pain in the ass when you don't have a car.
I have neither a car nor a license, but I'm spoiled since my city is extremely compact and bicycle-friendly.
>Still not willing to go sober just yet, but it's a start.
Yeah, one thing at a time f a m. You'll need some kind of stability to rest against to stop even at the point when you'll want to, so build that up first.
It may help with your underlying issues as well, since (at least in my experience) not having a schedule or a reason to get up for something in the morning fucking shreks your mind.
>>7882245
>I want an outdoorsy husbando to go campan and huntan and shootan with
That's the dream ;_;
>>7882275
Why is normal guy stuff so rare to see in the gay world?
Why does "gay culture" have to be such shit? Just because I like guys doesn't mean I'm into show tunes or leather daddy fetishist bullshit.
>>7882336
I don't see much of that kind of gay culture where I live though. Only on american tv comedies really.
>>7882420
The city I used to live in had a gay neighborhood.
It was filled with the worst stereotypical faggots imaginable.
>>7882452
I've never even seen a gay bar in my life. Met a total of two gay people ever in total, one of which is my ex. Guess when acceptance reaches a certain point gay people just blend in with the rest of society.
>>7882510
I guess the biggest issue is that you can't tell that the good, normal gay guys are gay. To bad most shit for meeting/dating other gay guys is centered around sluts hooking up with other sluts.
Kissing is best, post more smooching.
>>7882583
>I guess the biggest issue is that you can't tell that the good, normal gay guys are gay
Yeah, precisely. So meeting them is pretty hard when you don't have a large social circle.
I guess there's dating apps but I haven't dared try one. Will probably end up doing so some time this year though.
>To bad most shit for meeting/dating other gay guys is centered around sluts hooking up with other sluts.
I've heard that but not experienced it first hand so I'll reserve my judgement.
>>7882629
>dating apps
Pretty sure those aren't "dating" apps so much as "find someone to fuck" apps.
Not that I've tried them. I think some of the bigger dating sites for straight people also have gay options. Fuck if I know anything about that sort of shit though.
Too many of my own problems to start looking for another guy.
>>7882721
>Pretty sure those aren't "dating" apps so much as "find someone to fuck" apps.
I meant the actual dating apps that aren't specifically meant for fags. Don't know which ones are locally popular though.
>I think some of the bigger dating sites for straight people also have gay options.
Precisely, that's what I heard.
>Too many of my own problems to start looking for another guy.
That was my case too until recently. Have a place of my own away from a really not-gay-friendly parent now and a steady job, so that will make it less stressful than my last relationship at any rate.
>>7882336
Because "gay culture" is political, and left wing politics at that. It isn't about just two dudes that really like each other, it's about identity politics, and the political power that can be amassed through spreading identity politics, so that voters can be more easily counted and controlled.
>>7883278
I guess that's true. Wanting a loving spouse and maybe raising a family shouldn't be a political thing, but saying that you're not into sluts, fetish lifestylers, or show tunes gets you labeled a bigoted nazi, even if you're gay.
>>7883432
>but saying that you're not into sluts, fetish lifestylers, or show tunes gets you labeled a bigoted nazi, even if you're gay.
Does it really though? Outside of like, fucking tumblr or something.
>>7883463
It's happened in these threads. That was just one barafag that everyone told to fuck off though. Try saying it in a gay bar or on any gay oriented site and you'll get that response.
It's always from shitty people who define their entire identity around the fact that they're gay.
>>7883516
I wonder how large a percentage of the gay population is fully into the hook-up culture and that shit.
>>7883555
Too much, though I'm sure a lot of it is the constant pushing of bullshit "If you're gay then you have to be this way" or "this is what being gay means" and other shit like that. A lot of it seems like an act, like faggots who start lisping after they come out.
>>7883615
>Too much, though I'm sure a lot of it is the constant pushing of bullshit "If you're gay then you have to be this way" or "this is what being gay means" and other shit like that.
Yeah I can't fucking stand this archetype of what a gay person is supposed to be. It's getting toned down lately, if ever so slowly.
>like faggots who start lisping after they come out.
Never even heard of someone who actually talks like that. I suspect it's pretty restricted to certain social circles.
>>7883663
I supposed it's because the whole gay rights and gay social scene was run by the sort of people who based their whole identity around their sexuality, which is exclusively shitheads.
While good gay dudes were just living life, those dipshit faggots were shouting the loudest, got the most attention, and defined what gay men are to the rest of society.
Two regular guys living their regular lives while being a couple isn't going to create as big an impact (mostly negative) as some faggot in drag waving a rainbow flag.
The thing that those fuckwits don't get is that the thing that advanced gay rights the most in recent years was people who personally knew regular gays and lesbians and saw that they're just regular people like them and not living stereotypes.
>>7883852
I agree, but at the same time (in the US at least) the queens and freaks were kind of instrumental in making it legal, accepted etc no matter what I think about them personally.
Over here there was never really much drama around the whole thing.
>>7883918
There's a difference between legal activism to do shit like end sodomy laws, and parading around in fetish gear.
Public opinion of gays was changed mostly by people personally knowing gay people, or seeing gays being normal folks in assorted media. The faggotry seen at pride parades or in gay-themed media is hated by pretty much everyone except a minority of faggots.
>>7883986
Sexualizing pride parades is fucking gross and counter-productive.
If I ever went to one I'd wear a suit and the flag of my nation. Hopefully someone would be triggered.
>>7884005
Nowadays pride parades are either an excuse to party for most of the attendees, or an excuse to be shitty.
Last time I went I just went to a bar, got shitfaced, and was too whiskey dicked to fuck the guy I hooked up with.
There's no reason for them anymore.
They should just be an event where normal folks who happen to be gay gather to show how many gay and bi people there are in the community and that they're just like everyone else. Instead it's people fluanting their fetishes in public.
It's as retarded as fursuiters parading around in their fuck suits.
>>7884108
>There's no reason for them anymore.
Well there could be. Like reinforcing we're normal people both internally and externally. And in a more sensible world, oppose islamification and other extremist ideologies that oppose us
>>7884236
>And in a more sensible world, oppose islamification and other extremist ideologies that oppose us
The awkward thing about this, is that the same political zealots that want to make homosexuality mainstream, ALSO want multiculturalism.. especially of the violent "all homo's must be hung" variety.
>>7884391
That's one thing I'll never be fucking able to understand. Gay rights/equality between men and women is mutually incompatible with Islam.
It's some straight out of 1994 "2+2=5" shit.
>>7884236
>>7884391
>>7884421
It's identity politics. They're both voting blocs they want to pander to, despite one wanting to kill the other. It's proof that they don't actually care about gay rights or equality.
Your average muslim is far worse the the "God Hates Fags" group that they try to depict all christfags as.
>>7884641
>image
How the FUCK can the guy include that picture in his story and still defend pisslam? Now I'm actually getting worked up.
>>7884678
Islam apologism requires serious brain dysfunction. It seems like the book was written with no intent other than virtue signaling.
God damn are pine martens awesome.
Post more smooches
SMOOCH
>slowly, but surely, over the course of several threads, I've started finding gross trash lemur junkie kind of cute.
what the FUCK kind of mind games are you using on me, junkie poster?
>>7886823
It's OK. With your love and support you could heal his heart and cure his addiction.
>>7884641
>It's proof that they don't actually care about gay rights or equality.
It really is annoying. Especially when the more brainwashed of that group will basically attack you for daring to oppose them. I hate being talked to as if I'm owned by some politician... for the single reason that I'm a faggot.
>>7884906
I'm guessing in that guy's head, somehow the West is responsible for The Religion of Peace(tm)'s actions.
>>7886909
But I don't want to find him cute. I want to go back to wanting a cute awkward bf, I don't want this urge to cuddle the lemur and tell him that it will all be ok.
>>7887024
Would remove kebab with that wolf then do absolutely haram things in bed with him.
Yeah. They really don't give a fuck about any of the groups they pander to, they just care about the votes and demonizing anyone else as bigots.
It seems like Kyell bought into the bullshit that because he's gay he is beholden to certain beliefs and ideas, because that's what they've been consistently pigeonholing gays as.
It makes more sense when lesbians buy into groupthink because women are dumb.
>>7886823
>>7887075
It's nearly impossible for me to relate to him in the slightest with the first impressions I got of him, at least until he cleans his shit up.
>>7887075
What if he is shy and awkward and lonely and uses drugs to help him handle social situations?
>>7887243
Don't you want to help him get clean?
>>7887230
I fully agree with every single word in this post. And hey the detail on that weapon in that pic is enough to cum hands free from. Unfortunately the weapon in this pic isn't so detailed, and is missing it's sight.
>tfw someone asks you where your sight is just to get a panicked reaction out of you
Related note, unfortunately I've found a serious lack of good quality weapons in the same pic as good quality characters. It seems most of the time if the weapon detail is good, then the character art isn't, or if the character art is good, then the weapon was drawn by someone who's only ever seen a firearm in video games. That wolf pic there is pretty much *the* exception that I've found, which is why he's probably one of the top husbandos.
>>7887382
I knew /k/ was furry as fuck but didn't expect to see it in this thread.
Most artists just can't draw guns well at all.
Have a cute Cat Shit One pic
>>7887293
>What if he is shy and awkward and lonely and uses drugs to help him handle social situations
STOP. YOU AREN'T MAKING THIS EASY. Although it might help me get over him if you post more art of him.
>>7887465
But if you get over him then how are you supposed to heal him until he's your happy healthy lemur husband?
>>7887382
I need more of this OC furry, hes so cute looking
>>7887230
>They really don't give a fuck about any of the groups they pander to, they just care about the votes and demonizing anyone else as bigots.
You mean Democrats just say they care about minority groups just to get their votes??? What????
>beholden to certain beliefs and ideas, because that's what they've been consistently pigeonholing gays as.
This. Coming out when I was in highschool was a fucking mistake. My school was very liberal, and literally within a week I was getting asked to join my school's GSA club and getting asked for and told fashion advice from other faggy gay dudes and basic bitch white girls
>women are dumb
The one thing I don't regret about highschool was turning from a bifag into full homo after having an /r9k/-esque epiphany that women are actually the worst.
>>7887293
>Don't you want to help him get clean?
The only person who can truly help him get clean is himself, and people RL can offer a lot of help with physical needs or what have you. All I'd be able to do is point out where to get help (but I'm not the most knowledgeable on that topic, and other's have already done that anyways), or bash his excuses/rationalizations/justifications apart, which I feel like I've already done the other day. I'm someone who doesn't even drink coffee because I don't want drugs to have that much of an influence over my behaviour and thought process... can't relate.
>>7887458
Cute furry husbandos and nice weapons are not mutually exclusive.... as much as you'd think they might be from searching for that combination, hue.
>>7887635
>TFW your fuckbuddy helps you plug Tina for some PnP
I know that feel.
>>7887668
I like you
>>7887521
Wait one fucking second
>brown fur
>orange eyes
This isn't the qt lemur I want to fu- I want to get over.
>>7887741
Emotional support and pushing them to get help improve themselves (without telling them they're a piece of shit, or being an enabler) works, but you can't really force them to fix themselves. It's a fine line between being supportive and being an enabler. Never trust a junkie, never give them anything but words.
Any more furry faggots with firearms?
>>7887760
I didn't have any happy healthy Ziggy.
>>7887745
Thanks, anon. You're pretty neat yourself.
>>7887893
>I don't have any happy Ziggy
I do.
>>7887893
>Any more furry faggots with firearms?
I'm really stretched thing here.
>>7887893
>I didn't have any happy healthy Ziggy.
>>7887974
I might a highschool flunkie and dumbass drug fiend, but at least I'm not retarded enough to buy into identity politics or people telling me that I have to be one way just because I suck cock.
>>7888035
Well he's happy here, just not really healthy.
>>7887893
That pic's bretty good, except
>stoppage
>not clearing the stoppage immediately
Fuck, all this shit about drugs. I'm really glad I'm a socially stunted moron otherwise my life might have ended up way different.
Stuff like this always makes me think about that shit and I ain't even old. Damn.
>>7888112
You can see a cartridge ready to feed and everything. It's not like it stove piped or had a FTF, the slide's just locked back.
>>7888239
Sorry for bringing down these threads with my personal problems.
Have a cute smooch.
>>7888066
>I might a highschool flunkie and dumbass drug fiend
Anyone this sane couldn't be that much of a dumbass.
>>7888339
Nah man, you for you.
You have your shit to work through and I respect that you recognize that. I happily encourage your road to change.
I'm just an introspective brat. If you need support, and we're the only place you think you could get it, do it. I'm merely humbled by Life and it's differences.
I do like kissing though... Embarrassingly so. It's almost a fetish.
>>7888339
You don't bring them down any more than the rest of the people making >tfwnobf posts, Anon. I believe in you.
>>7888261
Yeah really, at first I just noticed that the slide was back, figured he was a dumbass for not reloading immediately... but then upon closer inspection...
I'm basically out of pics I've saved with furries with weapons. This is just a red dog dong variant of the previous one I posted, and there's also another variant with him in shorts. Hell, crackbaby furporn seems to be more common than nice looking weapons in pics of furries, lewd or otherwise.
>>7887458
>Most artists can't draw guns
HOW? FUCKING HOW?!
IT'S JUST FUCKING LINES!
>>7888659
That's just it. Most artists think it's "just lines" and don't put any effort into making it realistic.
>>7888706
What I was going for was, most guns are simply designed and made to be ergonomic. I could look up a AR-15 and an AK and see the difference between them
>>7888780
>>7888659
A lot of the time yeah, it's just fucking lines. A lot of times there won't be an ejection port or forward assist, mag release/ambidextrous mag release, bolt catch... and as even demonstrated ITT, you can't even take for granted that the artist will include a sight. The butts are usually all fucked up too.
Personally I'm a bit more bias towards M16 variants, SAW variants, and 1911, (and grenades)... since those are the weapons I have experience with... and I don't pretend to be too knowledgeable on others (nor am I in love with others). The only thing that triggers me about that wolf husbando posted earlier is that the sling looks like it's might be attached to the right side of the back of the upper receiver... but unless it's a variant that I'm unfamiliar with it doesn't have an ambidextrous loop there for the sling to attach to there... only on the left side.
Found another decent pic
Nice weapon here.
Ok... /k/ invasion over, OR IS IT??
>>7888468
>I do like kissing though... Embarrassingly so. It's almost a fetish.
Kissing is awesome and affectionate.
>>7888462
>>7888529
>>7888602
That's a lot of support that I wasn't expecting. I figured I'd see more stuff along the lines "stop blogposting and post porn or GTFO". These threads are pretty comfy.>>7889107
>The only thing that triggers me about that wolf husbando posted earlier is that the sling looks like it's might be attached to the right side of the back of the upper receiver... but unless it's a variant that I'm unfamiliar with it doesn't have an ambidextrous loop there for the sling to attach to there... only on the left side.
I've got a Magpul ASAP on my AR-15. It's ambidexterous and the location works with that image.
>>7889318
>I figured I'd see more stuff along the lines "stop blogposting and post porn or GTFO
If I was just here for the porn, I wouldn't even be here, I'd be over on e621 or something. The conversation and people is most of the reason I come here.
>>7889297
Only major trigger here is
>no uniform
>no boots
Ok no uniform?.. sure it's fantasy, or maybe he's just irregular as fuck, who needs PP&E anyways huh? BUT you're going to wear kneepads, but not BOOTS?
>>7889368
>>7889427
Yeah, talking with other cool homos while looking at cute gay stuff is comfy as fuck.
>I'm easy to rile up with it actually
Kissing? It's better than porn. Affection stuff like cuddling and kissing is more arousing than just fucking. Even when it's a completely SFW image.
>>7889491
I never understood the point of those anti-drift pins.
>>7889318
>I've got a Magpul ASAP on my AR-15. It's ambidexterous and the location works with that image.
Ah, thanks. This soothes my /k/ autism, I can sleep well again.
>>7889593
I'm obviously bias towards the off-topic topic that most recently came, but ir definitely makes the thread a lot comfier than I thought possible.
>>7889686
This is pretty comfy gun chat. There's usually far too much bullshit involved with either gay or gun boards yet we've managed to have both without any bullshit. Doing innawoods stuff with your bf or husband must be great.
>>7889881
>furries: notorious for their extreme autism
>gunnutts: notorious for boisterous autism
>furry gunnutts: chill
It's like the autisms canceled out or something
>>7889993
It's surprisingly sane ITT. The lack of fetish shit probably keeps the furry autists away. Being a gay furfag threads keeps the gun nut and politics autism away.
All that's left is comfy gay chat and cute pics
>>7890099
Having multiple containment threads on the same board helps segregate the undesirables. /bara/'s still pretty autistic, but even it has improved with most of their fatties making their own thread now.
Good fences make good neighbours.
I do love meself some politics discussion, but it is kinda annoying how like 95% of people can't actually have politics discussion anywhere near them without getting triggered into some sort of rage of fallacies and self justifications... so it's usually a safe bet to not stir that up in your comfy thread.
>>7890157
>Even /bara/ couldn't stand the fat fetishists
I don't get why they were allowed in the bara thread in the first place. The shit they were posting was straight up fat fetish shit.
Politics discussion almost always results in nothing but autistic screeching and buzzwords. I just want comfy gay chat and cute pictures without any of the bullshit.
>>7890217
>The shit they were posting was straight up fat fetish shit.
I actually peaked into the new fat fetish thread just to see if they were actually posting there today.
>one poster asks what is the difference between chubby and obesity
>poster answers that obesity is when the person is so fat they no longer resemble human form, and they have to roll around in order to move
I felt compelled to call them out on that BS and give them a link to a source stating that obesity is when someone is 20% heavier than they should be.... as in pretty much the whole fucking thread of "not obesity, it's just a little amount of chub" (by their standards) was nothing but obesity, with a lot encroaching on morbid obesity.
Disgusting. If you can't have a hint of respect for your own body, how can you expect someone else to?
>>7890395
>Disgusting. If you can't have a hint of respect for your own body, how can you expect someone else to?
This is why I can't comprehend how they consider fat slobs to be "manly".
Ain't nothing manly about being a fat fuck who doesn't take care of themselves.
Even when I go on a meth binge I take vitamin supplements, pound down water to stay hydrated, and try to force myself to eat. I feel damned ashamed of the bit of flabby belly fat all the beer has given me.
late night smooch
>>7887382
>And hey the detail on that weapon in that pic is enough to cum hands free from
It would be if it wasn't a piggu disgusting XM8.
THIS is "my hips are moving on their own" tier.
Come on thread, don't you die on me.
>>7889593
>Cool homos
Heh! These trash treads remind me of how the furry /b/ threads used to be, before sweaty assholes and sperglords completely took over. I just want to chat with dudes and have fun.
Sheesh, reminds me of my first real gay encounter. So embarrassed.
Also I fell asleep. Yay.
>>7890465
I got a gut myself and I hide it as much as I can since I know it's unattractive, but I'd consider my body overall better than when I was younger and everyone told me I was too skinny. Even strangers told me that. Eugh.
I just dislike my body overall honestly.
>>7893517
It's nice that there are relatively normal people into the same weird kink as I am.
>>7893645
It takes all types. Everybody is into something!
>>7893663
It's just a matter of, do I force other people to like what I like and am I a sperglord about it?
When you start basing your life around your sexuality and fetishes, that's when it becomes unhealthy. And the day you become an assrag.
>>7893880
>when you start basing your life around your sexuality and fetishes, that's when it becomes unhealthy
That's true for basing one's live too much around any comparatively small thing imho
>>7894044
As the adage goes, everything in moderation.
Letting go is the hardest thing for most of humanity.
>>7894206
That penis is not very furry.
>>7894206
Floppy dicks.
>>7894226
Well it's gone now!
>>7894325
That's really cute, but must be super uncomfortable for the guy on bottom.
>>7894678
Yeah, it wouldn't work out in real life. I can't make sense of how their legs are and hips are supposed to be positioned at all by the way.
>>7883516
I've never understood defining ones entire being on what they want to fuck. Defining it by what you do or believe I can get into but not where gentiles are meeting.
>>7894864
>but not where gentiles are meeting.
OY VEY
>>7894864
>Defining it by what you believe... where gentiles are meeting.
I guess being Jewish would be more important than being gay
>>7893517
>Sheesh, reminds me of my first real gay encounter. So embarrassed.
You can't just say that and not follow up.
>>7889368
I've never looked at the conversation until now but I'm really enjoying it. This is nice.
>>7882510
Had to go way back up the thread to grab this but is there any subtle way you guys communicate your gayness to other homos?
I live in the American SE and work for a fairly religious Columbian lady. I wear a purple goeyband (or whatever those rubber band-looking bracelet things are called) and was thinking about "upgrading" to a rainbow one but I'm not sure that would work. I think the earring thing is dead so that's out... I'd just prefer to meet someone in a store or whatever, rather than have to deal with dating apps and gay bar bullshit. I find the "twink" look appealing visually but 99% of those types are terrible people, as evidenced by trying to be with a couple of them.
>>7894991
I'm at breakfast, give me like 45 minutes dude and I'll share.
>>7894949
Of course, they can't just have sex with filthy goyim. That's basically bestiality
>>7895181
Fuck, I wish I had an answer for you. Letting other gay dudes know you're gay without being a flaming faggot is a mystery to me.
>>7895214
They are the chosen people after all.
Happy Hanukkah!
>>7883615
>constantly pushing hook up culture
>this is what it's like to be gay
I've heard this too many times, some guy I know from high school is this typical limp wristed faggot stereotype.
Never shuts up about how gay he is, tries to get me to go out to shitty clubs with him
>anon, it's my lifestyle, come on
I hate it so much sometimes. But this is why I still haven't told him that I'm gay too
>>7895181
>Had to go way back up the thread to grab this but is there any subtle way you guys communicate your gayness to other homos?
No, not intentionally. And probably not unintentionally either, since no guy has ever hit on me. I might just be unappealing of course.
You could just try a bit extra eye contact and more smiling towards guys you meet and find cute, gauging their response to it or whatever I guess?
Or you cold wear a rainbow bracelet if you wish, but I couldn't see myself doing that.
>>7895274
Otters are so damn perfect.
Why can't cute otter bfs be real?
>>7895372
>filthy goyim will never know true furry love
ha
>>7895372
;_;
>>7895400
>lean athletic swimmers build with thick tail and incredibly handsome faces
>playful energetic personalities
>total cutie patooties
STOP MAKING ME LOVE THESE WONDERFUL WATER WEASELS!
>>7895445
you always want what you can't have
>>7883615
>>7895270
As an out "straight gay" dude, the amount of shit I used to get from LGBT faggots is unbelievable. I've completely severed communication because before I did, not a week went by without some flamer fuckwit or SJW hambeast telling me I had "internalized homophobia" or that I was only pretending to be gay, because I liked to hunt/fish/work on cars/etc. Unbelievably infuriating.
>>7895445
Some uncanny valley going on with that face, but have the same feels :(
>>7895508
They call any gay dude who doesn't fit into their narrow view of what a gay dude is "homophobic". It's fucking insane.
What's really "homophobic" is thinking that all gay men have to be a certain way.
>>7895508
>internalized homophobia
this phrase is why I never tell people I know that I'm gay
because hearing
>voted for drumpf!?!?! you voted against your own interests
>why do you hate yourself?!?!
is intensely more annoying than hearing
>typical straight white bigot!
>>7895274
>>7895181
>is there any subtle way you guys communicate your gayness to other homos?
This is also something I'm rather curious about.
The only time I've had non-painfully-obvious gay guys hit on me (or I'm able to identify them as gay before they'd even hit on me) was at/after really drunken university parties... and then just due to the nature of it being a really drunken university party, it was mostly just a one night stand, don't even exchange (or remember) names until after exchanging dicks. A couple problems with that, besides the obvious:
>A) I don't even like one night stands, and would only due it when my decision making is greatly impaired
>B) I've moved on in my life from the stage of drunken university parties, so I'm no longer even in this position anymore
I have actually dabbled with a dating app (tindr), but in addition to being very picky, I'm terribly apprehensive to reply to any messages I receive, because I really don't care for hookups and feel that, whether justified or not, that everyone interested is looking for hookups.
Fuck, why do faggots have to be such faggots.
>>7895635
I'm basically in the same place. The only times I've fucked have been empty one night stands with drugs and booze being a necessity. Sex without a relationship sucks. I want a meaningful connection, not just an orgasm.
>>7895682
toilet stall sex is disgusting
>>7895745
no u
>>7895756
It is. Hooking up with strangers is disgusting.
Making love to the man you love and who loves you is best sex.
>>7895990
*Gasp*
Are you slut-shaming!?
>>7896190
Sluts deserve it D E S U, haven't you seen all the anti-slut hostility whenever a >tfw no bf chat happens here?
>>7896266
I don't know how I could have made the sarcasm any more clear.
>>7895990
Eh, probably, I just slut around a lot because all my attempts at steady relationships fall apart.
I think I'm just autistic and unlovable
>>7896384
Maybe if you weren't a slut you wouldn't be unlovable.
>>7896337
>You will never protect your openly gay best friend from bullies and fall in love with him
>You will never fall in love with your big strong protective best friend and help him with his addiction and rough home life
I think the comic is called "Cruelty" because of the cruel fact that you'll never have a relationship like theirs'.
>>7896610
I tried relationships first actually.
I think maybe I just have a bad personality. I'm also kind of stupid, if I'm honest. Anyway, things would always go well for awhile and then. I don't know, I'd get cheated on or they just got bored and wanted to move on or some such.
Anyway I guess I gave up at some point, now I just do one night stands because it's easier. I figure I'm gonna die alone anyway so I might as well try to have some fun on the way
>>7896646
How old were you and them when you had these relationships?
Getting cheated on is never your fault.
>>7896688
Started at 16 with a high school classmate, it was always someone very close to my age, a year or two older at most. I'm 28 now.
The cheating didn't start at 16 though, it has happened more than once but that was more in my early 20s. Those times hurt a bit, I kinda felt like I was an inadequate bed partner, if they got bored enough to feel the need to find someone else
>>7896771
If a partner cheats you show them the door immediately and permanently. Respect yourself enough not to be a sucker.
>>7896747
Teenagers are really dumb and relationships that occur in your teens or early 20s almost always end. People are still figuring themselves out.
We can't all be as lucky as the married anon ITT. Those relationships and the fact that you were cheated on aren't a reflection of your self worth or value as a partner.
Don't stop looking for your Mr. Right. I'm sure you'll find someone who'll be lucky to have you and treat you right.
>>7896771
>I kinda felt like I was an inadequate bed partner,
Not your fault. Properly communicating their sexual needs and desires should have been the solution instead of them betraying your trust.
>if they got bored enough to feel the need to find someone else
That's not your fault. Betraying your trust, hurting your partner, and ruining a relationship just to get off says a lot more about them than you.
They were bad, not you. You did everything right while they were the bad partner.
>>7896813
they would usually leave themselves. whenever I'd confront them they'd say that I was too boring or annoying etc. and they'd just just break it off and go. The one time I did show a guy the door was when things got argumentative and then things got physical. As I said, I'm a bit stupid, so I guess I'm just a shit judge of character.
>>7896817
I'd like to think that, but I feel like the reason I always get into these bad situations is that maybe I'm just bad on the inside and that I'm just not good enough to find or attract a good partner. Sometimes it feels like I don't deserve it.
And back, with a sick puppy. Ugh
>>7896940
>they would usually leave themselves. whenever I'd confront them they'd say that I was too boring or annoying etc. and they'd just just break it off and go.
Such people are fucking champions of olympic cuntery.
If you don't think a partner fits with you, you fucking break it off cleanly before even considering fucking someone else.
>>7896384
Nah, thinking you're unlovable is autistic, anyone can be loved if they look for it.
7 billion screeching apes on this planet, gotta be somebody for everybody.
>>7897178
>with a sick puppy
What's wrong with the lil' guy?
>>7897303
He got fed peaches, we left to get breakfast, poop everywhere.
>>7896940
Those guys sound like selfish fucking assholes. WTF does "too boring" even mean. I know this was teen/early 20s stuff, but partying is pretty shit in comparison to actual human connections.
Their shittiness doesn't make you shitty. You not wanting to be a slutty club kid with them makes you better in all honesty.
>>7897326
Oh then he'll be fine in short order? That's good to hear.
>>7897362
Yup! Just gotta hose him off and stuff.
More kissing. Yay.
>>7897433
Kissing is the best
>>7897336
ironically, slutting it up at clubs is now all I do. Cuts the difficulty and emotional baggage out of a relationship. On the other hand, I also fully acknowledge that I'm not basically a used up whore. But whatever. I figure I had nothing to lose anyway, really
>>7897456
If anyone would be interested I'd write out my first gayness. Lots of kissing and awkward teenage gay.
>>7897548
>If anyone would be interested I'd write out my first gayness
Do you even have to ask? Start typing faggot.
>>7897484
now*
>>7897548
Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that. You still owe me a story.
>>7897595
Birdy boys are fucking sexy.
>>7897484
Stop thinking that some young assholes who cared more about partying than love mean you aren't worth loving.
A loving relationship is worth more than meaningless sex.
>>7897783
I guess my reservation is that. Well... I thought I really loved one of them and then when he left me too I guess I felt kind of demoralized from the dating scene.
I suppose I lose nothing from trying but at this point I think I've kind of ruined myself as a partner with the whole slut thing. Oh well. I'll look around but I won't hold my breath. I guess really if I find someone who I can make happy, or his life a bit easier. That would be enough for me, just to prove I can. He doesn't have to love me back.
>>7897924
>He doesn't have to love me back.
That's not healthy. You should want to be loved because you deserved to be loved.
>>7897729
Feathers are incredibly soft and birds fluff up when you pet them. They also have a pleasant smell of old books, and their body temperature is often warmer than that of a human.
>>7897977
Greentexts are only good for memes.
>>7897947
butthole armrests
>>7898003
Mkay, I just hope nobody minds.
>>7898035
Please stop fishing for (You)s and post it already.
he didn't want to at first but i quickly convinced him to help me out, by giving me some experience with kissing and stuff I was in middle school, a horny teenager and worried that i would seem like a little kid if i didnt have some experience by now
we ended up in my basement and i cant quite remember but he started, we were already sitting close together and he starts kissing my cheek and pulls me over to kiss my lips, during that he straddles me and we keep making out. then we started a little game of 'dont get caught' making out and rubbing each other, coupled by swift runs to other chairs or sitting up on opposite sides of the couch, we move the game upstairs when the roomate comes downstairs, so we start moving around the kitchen, we exchange kisses every so often but i was busy making us food, when he suddenly grabs my waist from behind and kisses my neck, i shudder and he chuckles at me, and holds me there for a long time, i could feel his hot breath behind me and his crotch on my ass through my sweatpants
1/2
>>7898077
And he's calling me thirsty!
>>7898115
he kisses my neck a few times then lets go and we give up for awhile and watch TV to avoid suspicion.
well i hop on over to his side of the sofa and encourage him to make out again, he's all too happy, but when the roomate comes up, i try to get up and he holds me down, so we're laying together, his arms around my waist as he pants, god, feeling his heat behind me...once the roomate leaves i roll over and we start kissing again
eventually we move all the way upstairs, he checks out my room and i was nervous, skiddish and so very very wanting, but i'm trying to patiently watch him while he goes around and answer his questions
suddenly he straddles me and we start really making out, i moan softly and he laughs again, his hands rubbing up my chest, rubbing my nipples, and we'll stop and go over the next hour or so, his knee eventually grinding on my crotch as we make out
i would have eaten all the books on my bookcase for him at that point but unfortunately he's tired and doesn't want to go any further since it was one of our first times and he goes to bed down the hall, imagine my utter disappointment, but i had fantasies and rock hard dreams for months after that
he also rubbed my nipples and chest while we were laying together on the sofa, THAT was an entirely new feeling for me and incredibly hot, i was shivering i was so aroused
>>7897947
>you deserve to be loved
I have my doubts and I'll take what I can get at this point
>>7898224
>I have my doubts
Fuck your doubts I'm gonna love you all I want
>>7897783
that's one of my most favorite pics
>>7898203
We had a guy renting the basement, it was easier to call him a roommate
>>7898270
lmao fucking america
>>7898250
YES! LOVE HIM!
>>7898277
America is weird.
>>7898250
artist?
>>7898250
ha, thanks. Maybe I'll get lucky and meet someone like you anon
>>7898115
>>7898138
gave me a boner/10
Seriously though, I'm pretty jealous you were able to start so young. I didn't even kiss anyone until freshman year at college. All the gay dudes (at least the guys I knew were gay) in my year during middle and high school were complete fags. I had to suffer through school with nothing but my left hand, and occasionally this training model of some sort of large machine gun cartridge, to keep me company.
We hit bump limit! Time for a new thread.
What should the theme be? I vote for kissing.
Who's gonna make it (not me)?
I LOVE YOU FAGGOTS!
>>7898373
>Who's gonna make it (not me)?
Whoever does needs to post here before making the new thread so we don't get the thread split up like the innawoods edition.
>>7898373
I vote for poop.
>>7898310
Yaroul
>>7898115
>>7898138
Damn that kind of reminds me of a similar experience that I had in Jr High, but it didn't go nearly that far because I was too embarrassed.
>>7898373
Topic should be Trump
>>7898467
About 16 and 17, he was the older
>>7898364
I got lucky that I had a manwhore for a friend
I really like this ferret character. Simple but recognizable.
>>7898644
Ferrets are awesome.
Mustelids are the best.
>>7898501
>16
>in middle school
nigga what
>>7898782
It was at the end of the year
>>7899054
I was 14 when I started highschool.
>>7899054
m8 most high school freshmen are 15, the only way you'd be 16 in middle school is if you got held back at least once
>>7899702
MAKE A NEW THREAD!
here you go homos, new thread
>>7901199