HG thread.
308th Express Games: the finale.
The two worst events appear back-to-back.
>>7858230
Sunnuva....
>>7858231
Nah, I mean five extra seconds to HIT THE ROAD, JACK
>>7858204
Well take care in your travels.
>>7858212 (Yoshimitsu)
A demon? No you are mistaken sire, though stricken with a curse I am still a messenger of the Celestial Beings.
>>7858223 (Floor)
If that is what you wish, but until then may I ask what your name is? I am Soraka, the Starchild.
>>7858201
Removing a few screws should mess this dangerous trap up quite a bit.
>>7858208
Now, that's just silly.
Sometimes you're just unlucky, other times you're outskilled
I'll forgive you for your rudeness, since your reasoning makes sense.
>>7858226
Be more careful, try stepping around suspicious patches of leaves, keep your eyes open.
>>7858230
Oh my, how horrible...
>>7858230
AAAAAAAAAH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OH GOD NO I CAN SEE IT I CAN SEE WHAT WE DID WITH THE PIZZA KILL ME NOW
>>7858240
FINE JUST CHILL OUT.
>>7858230
Congratulations Sanae, you are now a three-time winner of the Express Games!
>>7858170
>>7858198
>>7858244
Please, forgive my transgressions. I should have known better than to engage anyone in a game like that.
>>7858231
>>7858253
I have the feeling we're just making someone out there annoyed...
>>7858242
I'm called Fluorette, a pilgrim and traveler of sorts.
>>7858255
Congratulations to you. And my thanks for this trial.
>>7858255
And thanks for playing!
>>7858242
I think your horn is cute
>>7858242
Ye speak for the heavens?
>He hastily put his sword away, giving the woman his full attention.
Thou can't be unjust then! I, The Great Yoshimitsu apologizes!
>>7858258
Ye hath my thanks once again, woman! The winner be a deserving one!
>>7858253
SIX. FIVE. FOUR. THREE-
>>7858244
>>7858255
Uh huh... Guess common sense isn't so common out this way.
Nice work by the way.
>>7858258
Thanks for hosting
>>7858223 (Flourette)
So capitalism to the extreme. Eesh.
You could just revolt. Light cars on fire, spray paint crap, throw rocks at people...
>>7858231 (Mordecai)
Oh, it's not what you probably did, it's what you DEFINITELY did. Was it hard to sit down that day?
>>7858255
Congrats.
>>7858258
Thanks again.
>>7858255
Nice one dude! Thanks for hosting again.
>>7858278
IT WASN'T GAY NOTHING TOUCHED I'M SURE OF IT.
>>7858277
I'M GOING GEEZE.
>>7858257
Only person it's annoying is the spirit of boredom if you catch my drift. Heh.
>>7858244
...yes, I do suppose that is a bit silly. I guess I'm just looking for any excuse to reason why I perform so consistently terrible within these games.
I'm glad you could see things my way. I assure you, I'm much different outside of the battlefield than I am inside. Eh. Mostly.
>Rubick shrugs for a second time.
>>7858258
Congratulations to the winner and thanks for hosting. Perhaps the way of the well-mannered is the path to success.
>>7858255
Congratulations to miss Sanea, and a thank you for the arena.
>>7858257
Well it is a pleasure to meet you miss Fluorette.
>>7858273
Oh? Well thank you anonymous person~
>>7858276
It is quite alright, you were merely doing as you are sworn to correct, Yoshimitsu?
>>7858255
>>7858258
Another victory, Lady Kanako and Lady Suwako will be proud of me.
Thanks for hosting, Mokou
>>7858257
You could have simply asked for a rematch.
>>7858277
Sometimes it feels like common sense doesn't apply here at all, it's very confusing but you'll get used to it.
>>7858295
I'll have to see that for myself, then. It was a pleasure competing against you
>>7858257
>>7858276
>>7858278
>>7858292
>>7858312
Thank you very much everyone. I wish all of you luck in any upcoming matches
>>7858278
And suffer an extermination of a massive scale. They hold all the power.
...Even if I am as as good as a ghost, they have bigger concerns, know it or not.
>>7858292
Maybe...you're just seeing something in this that I'm just not.
>>7858312
And you as well. Erhm, if I may, there's something about you that...
>>7858255
>three time winner
>I can't get a single win
JUST
Thanks for the game anyway mokko
>>7858292
I don't think you remember anything, dude. That's why I'm so sure of that. Go get checked, for real.
>>7858323
Strength in numbers, yo. As long as you have more people than them, you're good, probably. Easy recipe for anarchy. Just add fire.
Gotta go. Later.
>>7858328
You'll do it someday.
>>7858332
It's just not enough, and it's not my goal, either.
May you fare well.
>>7858312
May I pet more?
>>7858332
I'll...take care of that then. See ya later.
>>7858323
It's just a bit of fun dude. You don't have to get it.
>Gonna check out myself. It's 5 AM here and I'm ready for bed. 'Night guys.
I willst need 24 souls for this test!
>>7858323
Yes, what is it that you wish to question madam?
>>7858342
Well I do suppose there is no harm to come of it. So yes you may continue as you so wish.
>The woman leaned forwards slightly as so the anon would have an easier time with the horn.
>>7858350
>Nighters
>>7858356
Soraka the Starchild
>>7858356
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7858356
Ririchiyo
>>7858322
Guess that means I'll have to get used to these rescues too.
Ugh... Stomach's turnin'
>>7858356
Suz
>>7858356
Maria and Harusame
>>7858356
Sleep Remover Ichigo
>>7858356
Rubick
>>7858356
Shitpost Entry
>>7858350
I suppose you're right.
>Night.
>>7858362
The spirits that guide me...they grow...louder, in your presence.
>Halo Prayer equipped
>>7858356
Fluorette
>>7858356
Ash Crimson
>>7858356
Lord Beerus
>>7858362
>rubs horns
So cute...
>>7858377
I look at this pic and keep thinking of that anon masturbating to Kaito
Whhhhyyyyyy
>>7858356
Bunnie D'Coolette
>>7858356
Tatsuki
>>7858312
That be correct! Ridding the world of the evil and corrupt be one of my many creeds! It be an impossible task but it needs to be done!
>>7858356
Lana
>>7858356
Reigen Arataka
>>7858356
Ban the Immortal
>>7858356
Serval and her watering hole
>>7858356
Tiny Snek
>>7858356
Shirou Emiya
>>7858356
Usotsuki
>>7858356
Maylene
>>7858356
Nozomi
>>7858384
Ok? What does that have to do with me?
>>7858356
Vaporeon
>>7858356
Tyuule
>>7858408
>>7858374
Spirits... Do you mean the celestial beings?!
>The normally calm woman began to have a slight shocked look appear upon her violet face.
>>7858382
>She lets out a gentle sigh followed by a soft chuckle
My you are rather mesmerised by my horn aren't you?
>>7858384
>I'm sorry... What?
>>7858389
Impossible one action may seem, but one day the impossible can become reality as you may find out, sir. My were are my manners, my name is Soraka, the Starchild and it is a pleasure to meet you sir Yoshimitsu.
>She offers the noble warrior a bow of respect.
>>7858397
Bad kitty, that device is not a place to drink from.
Who shalt it be to survive the next trial, hmmmm?
>>7858393
I remember this being bigger... did you make it smaller so it looks better in the slides?
>>7858422
I accept this challenge.
>>7858423
>I used this picture as a steam profile picture as I started using Reigen before the anime started.
>I ended up liking how it looked so much I use it as my entry pic.
>>7858419
Why did she turns into a loli
>>7858431
Ah.
>>7858432
Inconsistent art, anon. Almost everyone uses it.
>>7858422
May the stars guide us all on the path to victory.
>>7858432
A loli? Sorry but I am not Annie.
>>7858419
Celestial? Mmh...one could call them that...I often call them divine when I don't refer to them as mere spirits, but...why do they? What's bothering you, ma'am?
>>7858422
This will do. After you, sir.
>>7858419
But the water is always crystal clear!
>>7858422
May heaven's net cast wide for all that perished already! Begin!
>>7858451
Grimes.
I swear to god you've killed me in every game today.
I thought we were swell.
>>7858419
Do not mistake me, child. While it shalt be difficult until I hath crossed the borders of life, I will continue to fight for all that be right in the world!
>He unsheathes his weapon again but not to strike. He strikes various poses finally putting into into the ground blade first.
A pleasure I find this be as well, Starchild!
>>7858451
A terrible...fate...befalls...me
>The gaps in Rubick's speech are caused by his explosive bowel movements. BRRRRRAAAAP
couldn't resist sorry
>>7858451
>put in 3 tributes
>they're all already dead
Welp that's my signal that I should go to sleep
>>7858451
Okay, well at least we don't need to call in sick
>>7858451
Thou use weapons more unorthodox than I! It makes an amusing sight!
Fifteen hath already perished!
>>7858451
Ah shoot. Guess'll just hafta make do.
>>7858466
Farewell.
>>7858471
>She just lays it there and takes the cookies, running off.
>>7858460
I just have that kind of luck.
>>7858414
S-still cute
>>7858471
Needed, mediation be after a harrowing experience!
>>7858441
They once communicated with me long ago, now it is nothing but silence... I have been on a quest ever since in an attempt to earn their forgiveness in hopes of one day being worthy of their guidance once more.
>>7858444
It is also very bad for you, are you aware of what people do in such things?
>>7858451
Let us see if this medicine shop will last.
>>7858462
My, rather the energy filled one we are. Though I do find mere attacks cannot always deal with a creature, what will you do when the time comes that you find an opponent your blade cannot slay?
>She cocks her head to the side as they cross their arms, curious to see what the warrior would speak.
>>7858471
... What are we doing exactly?
>>7858494
Lets see, who wants their name written in the stars?
>>7858494
There shalt be no peace with this group. Feast as ye fight for your lives!
>>7858466
SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK
>>7858499
>Fluorette closes her eyes, and clasps her hands together.
Hm...I know that feeling well. On all of my trials, they prove silent unless I invoke their anger. You're...more similar than I thought I'd see here.
>There's a soft sound in the air, like wind chimes in the distance.
>>7858504
Delicious...!
>>7858499
If such an impossibility were to happen, Then I, Yoshimitsu, will needth to come back stronger and faster! I shalt fully extend the capabilities thine body can emit until the others falls!
>>7858504
holy shit, that's violent as fuck.
>>7858504
Wary ye must be! Deception not be limited to only people!
>>7858517
I-I just wanted...oh...
>>7858517
Kids be demons of disguise but ye shant kill them Thou hast to wait.
>>7858523
Now just wuht in the heck kinda school is this?
>>7858523
Thoust arest tired, aren't thee? Clear your mind in peace.
>>7858523
The spirits...are pleased in this action.
Well, it seems I'm not the only one who decided to wake up early today. A wise choice, I have to say.
>>7858543
Therest be many things I needth to learn of the world.
>>7858555
Come on newfag you got this
>>7858508
I once earned their guidance, they made me one of their own to act as a voice to those of the mortal world, to incite their anger is certainly something one should avoid.
>She looks off towards the sky for a moment before they close their eyes, focusing on trying to gain a connection only to fail.
As it seems, they will only leave the smallest of signs to guide me still.
>>7858514
Hm... May I see your blade warrior?
>>7858543
I do wonder what the new skins will look like.
>>7858549
A hello to you sir.
>>7858555
This is rather fun... Though cruel.
>>7858555
Now yer probably wonderin' how I got into this mess
>>7858565
There is no such thing as newfags. Just oldfags in disguise.
>>7858549
The comfort of rest. I dost not miss the need of it at all! There be many duties to do when thine moon shows it's eye!
>>7858566
>The ninja looks at his blade for a few seconds. Waves of power can be seen coming from it.
I hath to say nay. When not wielded by the proper wielder, it will burn thou arm to the bone!
>>7858555
Hahahaha! Well done! Just because one may be outnumbered doth not mean they be powerless!
>>7858549
It is not waking early when you've only been up for this long. But good morning to you.
>>7858566
In my world, I alone hear, am guided by...or revere them. To lose their aid would certainly doom my journey.
>She follows Soraka's 'gaze'. The chiming noises intensify briefly, before fading again.
>>7858580
A shame. A shame.
>>7858580
Thou hath done well, Lady Bunnie!
>>7858574
I'm an oldfag? What does that merit?
>>7858565
You'll jinx it man
>>7858580
See?! Just like that
>>7858584
Thy deed is done!
>>7858585
Out of the bag.
>>7858580
Well y'all came barkin' up the wrong tree! Go lookin' fer trouble an yer gonna find it!
>>7858588
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>7858584
Congratulations, ma'am. And my gratitude to the provider of this trial!
>>7858590
It's pretty comfy in the bag my man
>>7858566
And hello to you too. It's a pleasure when a woman like you is the first thing I see when I walk in.
>>7858575
Ah, of course! A sleepless night is a suitable sacrifice for remaining diligent. I admire you already.
>>7858583
Perhaps not. Still, it's nice to be welcomed by you... ma'am?
>>7858584
>>7858588
A fantastic performance by the rabbit girl. Thank you for this game.
>>7858588
Must be my lucky day! Thank ya kindly fer that!
>>7858588
I'll win one of these days
Thank you for what you do and good job bunny
>>7858601
I need to put Nebby in it. Scoot over.
>>7858575
>The woman waves her hand near the blade, a green glow emanating from her palm and reacting with that of the blade creating slight sparks.
A cursed blade... Or is it a demon blade? Rather curious.
>>7858583
Still, to know they still offer guidance for those who can listen most certainly warms my heart.
>>7858580
We merely wished to accompany you... Though the deed has been done, congratulations miss and I thank thee for hosting the arena.
>>7858605
And why would that be a pleasure sir? What is your reason for this?
>>7858605
Wa-was that a question?
>She, definitely a she, sounds more than hurt and a little offended.
>>7858614
Only as long as they think me worthy. Mmh...I get the feeling that as similar as they may be, we speak of different spirits.
>She opens her eyes properly now.
Either way...I admit it's a great honor, knowing somebody as similar to myself as you!
>>7858588
One job, newfag. One job.
Congrats to the robo-bun and thanks for hosting.
>>7858613
Wake me up in 8 hours and ask me again
>>7858631
...
>puts a Nebby inside.
>>7858627
It's not my fault man
>>7858636
It's okay. Don't give up.
>pats head
I see you liek mudkips.
>>7858599
>>7858605
>>7858598
>>7858610
>>7858612
>>7858614
>>7858627
Thou arest welcome. May the path of justice guide thy way, children.
>>7858614
The former be correct. I alone decided to task myself with such a burden. The ultimate tool to rid of evil but can easily rid the user as well. Thou arest interested in the blade of Yoshimitsu?
>>7858605
Thou wouldst not be the only one! I, Yoshimitsu, hath heard of the mantra Justice Never Sleeps in his youth. It be only wise to bring that to reality!
>>7858633
Guess I'm sleeping with Nebs
>>7858647
Mudkip is pretty great but I prefer it if it didn't evolve
But it's nowhere near my favorite water type
>>7858654
sideboob
>>7858656
loli sideboob
>>7858625
Seeing how this place works it is quite possible that they are different, but too the same. Beings of such power could certainly span across to more then a single dimension.
>>7858648
For an ordinary person to gain control over a weapon such as this is truly outstanding. Blades like that certainly hold a temperament to kill the user and control its body.
loli is a body type
>>7858664
go to sleep kamina
>>7858648
M'greatly humbled sugah, Thank you.
Guess Ahm gonna split before my luck runs out. Later!
>>7858614
Not to be too flattering, but you're quite the nice sight to take in.
>>7858625
No, not at all. My inflection failed me. Of course, you're a woman. A magnificent one at that.
>He takes her hand and holds it in both of his, staring down into her eyes. Dodged a bullet there.
Perhaps I was taken aback by your stunning radiance.
>>7858648
And what a wonderful mantra to live by!
>aaaa god damn it I can't even think of things to say. Maybe early morning RP wasn't a good idea.
>>7858656
Damn I didn't even pay attention
Sorry bout that I'll just go on to bed
>>7858675
ni ni
>zips up bag
>>7858670
>Ave a coffee or something, maybe you'll be able to later.
I have seen your type before and was fooled, but not again sir.
>>7858675
Rest well miss.
>>7858662
Thou hast seen this before? Endless amount of things ye must hath experienced. The difficulty in controlling cannot be understated. The fight still continues with thine blade still continues even if thoust manged to control it.
>>7858669
Thine luck shant be wasted Fare thee well!
>>7858670
But of course! Dost ye be a fellow crusader of justice, child?
>If you need to sleep, sleep man.
>>7858675
Conquer thou dreams! Fare thee well!
Steven Chapman ava when?
Sources that need avas.
>>7858675
>>7858669
Goodbye to you!
>>7858662
Of course. Perhaps it's not for the best to put much thought in to this?
...Still, have faith. With it and perseverance, they'll forgive you, I'm certain.
>>7858670
You don't need to flatter me, I'm jus-
>Her eyes widen at the touch, and there's a tiny gasp. Even if she's pale and tired-looking, the hand's still gently and relatively unused to hard work, but there's an oddness to it that can't be pinned down.
J-just what do you think you're doing?
>If you don't think you should keep going, don't let us make you. Or maybe you'll get in the flow soon.
>>7858695
Yes.
>>7858695
Gurren Lagan
>>7858695
Stargate
Spartacus
Star Wars
Star Trek
Game of Thrones
The Walking Dead
>>7858588
Really? Only two kills?
>>7858675
>inb4 you get shitposted
>>7858703
Kamina Ava when
>>7858704
Starship troopers
>>7858685
I'm almost offended. I can guarantee you, I don't fall into any "type."
>>7858689
You could say that. I definitely believe in what's right.
>>7858696
I'm feeling your soft, fair touch. Is there something wrong with that?
>Okay yeah, I just need to go. Maybe I'll be better this afternoon.
>>7858695
>I would love to see more avas from some sources I play like Code Lyoko or Punch-Out.
>>7858704
>Tfw was going to ava a generic clone trooper for Secret ava weekend but gave up on it
>>7858706
We were just teasing about the sideboob shot. Newfag's cool.
I think the days of brutal HG hazing are over now that most of the oldfag cancer is gone/no longer relevant.
>>7858689
We have merely heard of weapons such as this, though what has been heard truly is such a terrible thing... But the one thing in common many have is the lust for blood, one with a goal such as yourself would certainly seem like a worthy person to stay with iff that is what it seeks correct?
>>7858696
As I do hope they will, two curses laid upon me that night. The loss of their guidance and this body of mine... To merely have them back is all I seek, though this body I will keep as a reminder that their words of wisdom are never to be ignored.
>>7858704
>Oh how I would love a good Spock ava...
>>7858714
They offer a layer to charm the hearts of woman, only to show the true intent in their last meetings together.
>>7858714
>blatantly asking for a circlejerk
Fuck of and leave the circlejerking to the oldfags who only have their oldfag status to jerk it to
>>7858724
I-If you love them so much why don't you marry them?!
>storms off while wiping eyes
I got 5 layers of blankets on me but I am still cold. Fuck the flu.
>>7858759
Wow that sucks