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>>7856722
>Movie: playing
>Husband: snuggled
>Popcorn: somehow not gotten??
Hmm. All the time, but considering how many stupid things happen on this ship I'm not surprised anymore.
>>7856784
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
GET AWAY FROM ME EVIL SPIRIT
>COWERS AWAY
>>7856817
>kiss that husband
>munch that pop
well
at least i can snuggle some cute lettuce
makes it worth it
-gladion
>>7856762
yeah this is kinda
>>7856784
>Dave shrieks like a little girl and starts backpedaling
>>7856769
>Right into Jacket
save me from the demons dude
>>7856763
N̮̗̞Ò͙̟̠̬̘̦
̷̨̮̘̯͡N̵̪̦O̡̼͈̪
̺̩̱̺͇̜͎̗ͅǸ̻̳͍̘̻̼O̵̖ ͓̩͚̣̺̬N̸̝̜̠̪͘͞O̟ ̴̵̙̠͢Ǹ̙̲͘O͎͍͕͓͎̤͞ ̵̤̲͎͓N̫̪̭̰̱̳̜͔̕O̙ ̵͉̥̥̗Ń̷͓̟̝̪͔̥͚̠́O̢͖̳͕̩̟̹̕ ̜̜̫̥̜N̡̩̱͕O̞̝͍ ̧̛̤̟͔N͉̲̲̬̮͜ͅͅÓ̸̡̬ ͙͟͝D̳͎̦̱̟͢Ó̧̺̤̫͜ ͖͙͍̩͔́N̵̳̼̙͜O͍̭͕̭̬͘T͍̪ ̡̪̺̞͇͍̭̪Į̵͉̪̥͎̹͇̬N͖͍̱T̲̫̫̕ͅÉ̩͕͕̩̯R̸̝̠͢F̴̶͕͝E̙̱̩̠͜R̨͍͙͕̦͉̰É̢̙̠̪̹̻̖̹
>>7856818
relax, buddy
i just wanna know how a friend of mine was doing last you were up top
i haven't seen him down here yet
goes by thorpe, mustache, unovan cop?
>>7856783
...Fantastic. Is this where we start our murderous rampage through Slateport?
>>7856737
Things seem to be a lot more normal ever since that happened. Considering the last two month's, I'm relieved.
Say hello for me and my companions to Switch and Red Heel.
>Meanwhile, teams of grunts with Machamp, Hariyama and other 'mon suited for heavy lifting are carrying Necrozma to the frigate
>He indeed somehow managed to rip his arm out of the socket
>Just how
>>7856854
>relax, buddy
that's what a ghost who would like to eat my life energy would say and no i never met the guy so pllease spare my life energy
>>7856844
>grab the husband
>husband?????????
>dave with one arm
>>7856854
...?
>throw knife at
>>7856844
>>7856818
I keep hearing yelling like it's inside my head, I'm scared sunglasses.
>>7856845
YOU DRAGGED OFF ONE OF MY MORE USEFUL DISCIPLES
I SWEAR TO ME IF I DON'T GET THEM BACK
>>7856879
what how does that even work?
are we inside his head?
let me try something
>tries to form a mental link with zapdoggo and see what he is seeing
>>7856865
yup.
i mean we could find her without the rampage, but that's no fun.
>>7856867
Will do.
You take care, and give me a call if you need a favor.
>Policefag tosses Streambro a disposable phone.
>>7856836
Anything for the cuddles.
I would be willing to endure that vampire romance movie for the cuddles.
>Smooch him
>Lean back on the couch and drag him with you
>It's spooning time mate
>Who's big spoon though?
>>7856865
>>7856918
>Leave bar.
>Slateport by extension.
>>7856882
please get me out of here i'm scared
>>7856882
Y̶̦̞̘̯̞̖̜̥͙͖̥̦̠͓ͣ́͗̄̈́ͬ͊̿̾ͦ̾͆ͮͨ̂͘ͅͅͅO̧̗͔̥̩͎̭̲͖̰̹͕̙̙͍̱͔̹̪̍ͬ́̐̓̆̂̈͂̐̒̓͐́̚̚͘͡ͅU̴̫̘̞̪͈̝̺̪̬̼̞͍̍͗ͩ̋ͮ̎͋̓̈́͒̋ͧͤ͞͝R̴͈͈̗͎̟͕̝̖̳̙͈̻̠̥̲̙̉ͫ̀͊̓́͌̌ͯͬ͐̏̎̓͊ ̨̛̬̻͇͉̮̬͇͖̰̪̫̳̱̣͐̈̐ͫ͑́͜͝Ą̶̠̘͈̱̮̼̯̰̱̼̼̤̮͚̈̑̈́ͧ́ͧ̆ͮͪ̾̽́̚͘ͅN̟̰̼̖̤͈̳̑̂͐̉̂̎̃̂́́T̢͓̖̦̥͔̻͒ͤ̉ͨ͛ͨ͐͌̀͑͘͠͞L̶͔̪̠̝̠͉̖̱͉̙͖̏̃̑͛͛̊͆͑ͫ͆͛͐́̕͟͟ͅȨ̝̼̜̦̓́ͤ͒̈́̐͗͋͛̎̾̆ͯͩ͠R̷̨̧͓̙̹̭̺̗̳̳̜͇͎͎̮͇̖͔͎͕͕ͫ͆̾̂ͩ͆́̿̂͐̐̇́͝Ş̵͎̖̼̩̳̲͎̯̟͍̠͖̲̦͍ͨͯ̾͛͗͋̽̂͢ͅ ̢͖̦͕̜̫̜̻̬͉͍̻͖̪̼͙͙ͤͫ͆ͩ̓̈ͪͣ̑̊̚͘̕͝ͅH̸̷̶̻̭̻͕̞̦̗̞͔͖̝̖̱́̓̾̇͆͆ͩ͛̀ͧ͊̆ͮ̌ͦ̀ͬͬ́̚A̷̧̲̻̥̝̮̜̥̼͇̲̱̟̝̳ͨͦ̉̈́͂̐̄͆̀͡V̨̪̤̭͍ͤ͐̏̊̆ͯͩͦ̃̌́́Ȩ̣̝̝͎͖͉͕̤͖̈́ͫ̅ͣ̇̇ͪͫ̍ ̛̣̲̻̻̠͕̘̬͕͕̺̆ͤ̐ͨ̂̑̐̊̄̐͑ͨ̉͟ͅN̴̻̟̯̝̰̱̫̯̜̓̉͊͊ͫ͒̏ͨ̏̏̍͒͋ͩ͛͠͡͝O̶̸̡̞̦̟̫̗̺̘̔̓ͨ͆̓ͫ͗̎̒ͭ́͠ ̨̦͕̟̺͇̥̰̤̼̟̹̳͍̭̪ͫ̍̀ͪ̉͂̈̎ͭ͐͑̓͂͌̒͆̿̀̀͡ͅͅP̨̫̘̞̬̮̞͍̦̯̼̺͔̑͂̃ͮ͊̋̓̉͆̓̏͑̄̊ͣ̋̀̀̕͢͡ͅÕ̷̱̱̳͚̟̪̟̭̮͙̱̺͍̞ͯ̈́ͨ̍̓̊͑̒̀̒ͬ̀͟W̴͉̩̰̝̮ͦ̆̒̃̔̓̉̌̅͑ͧ̾͛ͩͫ̀̾̒͘Ė̶̜͉̬ͯ̈́ͤͯ̐̕ͅR̷̖̺͚̥̯̺ͭͪ̽ͬͣ͒̿͊̊̐̋͋͆̓͑ͩ͢͠͝͞ ̶̛̛̠̫̠̪̻̂͌̎ͬ̃ͮ͛̾̌ͯ͋ͦ̆̀ͣ͂͋͌̐͜H̴̪͚̱̪͓̥̦̗̳̘̪̜̦̮̹̥͚̬̎ͪ̉̌̐̃̓̎ͫ̈́́͐̇̾͘ͅE̶̹̣̬̤̪̾ͣ͆͆̔ͨ̎̔̆̑̀̅͢͞R̵̳͚̫̙̙͙̹͙̠̯̰̮̣͓̦̘̬͊ͤ͆̊ͭ̍͡͞ͅE̴̶̬͖̳͉͍̝͂ͮͤ̂͆́ͧ͛ͤͬ̽͛ ̛̯͓͇͙̣̦͎̲͔̻͓͚̥̄̿ͫ̏̀͝ͅͅO̶̢̠̯̰̩͉̹̦͈̼̝͙̩̰̙̒͐͘͝Ľ̨̝͖͖̣̫͚̤͕̘̟͉̬̗̭͍̺͒̾̌ͦͬ͒̐ͩ͒́̕͡͡Ḑ̷̲̼͖̯̬̭̘̈́ͫͣ̿̏̍͑͐̿ͫͣͯ̅͜͢͡ ̸̧̼̟̗̳̭̤͈̰̦͉̟̻̰̭̪̹̤̘̬̈́̀̒̊̌ͭ́͜͠M̢̛̛̲̯̰͎̺̣͍͙̫̯̐̆̐ͧ̽̏̐͊ͬͩ̂ͨ̋͋A̴̧̯̺̟̝̘͉̿̊̍ͩ͊͋̌̽͐ͮ͑ͩ͊̽̓̚̕N̵̙̪̱̯̯̙͓͕̱̤̼͉̰͎̾̀̈́̇̀͒̿̔̋ͤ͜ͅ
>>7856918
Rampage it is then. I'm glad I have a better team than the one I had before.
>>7856931
...
>>7856874
sweet
knife throwing skills dude
hahahaha
okay ill see myself out now
>>7856882
whhaaaaat
its not me
so
who here is the godly servant
>>7856956
>>7856956
>u)23:53:50 No.7856943 ▶
>File: 49222994_p1_CEASE1200.jpg (109 KB, 500x328)
>>>7856882
>please get me out of here i'm scared
>>>
> Anonymous 02/23/17(Thu)45:45:08 No.7856956 ▶
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>>7856882
...?
>>7856959
...
>>7856961
>elbow him
>>7856956
THAT DOES IT
I'M TURNING THAT LUMP OF KERATIN AND RANCID GEL YOU CALL A HAIRDO INTO A FUNGAL COLONY
AN NOT THE PLEASANT EDIBLE KIND EITHER
>HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW LOOK
>SHIT BROWN AND SPOREY
>>7856959
>Jaws theme starts playing
>>7856959
well, sorry i never saw that person, so sorry if can't help you
i'm just natuarlly scared of ghost what did you expect
so please don't suck my soul off by my nose of something that ghosts do, my sould isn't tasty
The frigate going to be taking off now.
Welcome to the Colress Airlines, we're sorry about the fucking crash landing.
Your cruise will return to normal.
>>7856957
really? whos new in the nerdsquad?
>>7856931
>squint at the weird lady leaving the bar
>roll for perception and not being an idiot
>>7856986
>Frustrated Salandit noises
Ahh shit
That's my buddy Watchmans problem inmate alarm
Apparently he died same way i did, took a shot meant to kill somebody else
>>7856979
what? what'd i say?
>>7856995
it's cool, just figured i'd ask
might wanna head out though, that scary movie theme means the messed up things here got bored with chef le murderman
>>7856979
Oh mew I think i found a demon, I don't want to die please mommy save me.
>>7856979
ow
>dramatic mock pain
you wound me
>dramatic coughing
im dying
look what youve done
>>7857002
I'd rather show than tell. Are you checking someone out?
This isn't the time Archie.
>Squint for whoever.
>Why am I squinting, I wear glasses.
>>7856996
It's good to be airborne again, sir.
Ready for takeoff, buckling in.
>>7856996
>Seal is still trying to find a paintdog
>Where is paintdog
>>7856817
I think I saw some microwave popcorn in the mess hall kitchen. If I remember correctly, Necrozma didn't destroy all the microwaves.
>>7856928
>Grab phone in midair
Hopefully I will not need to use this.
Anyways. guess it's time for goodbyes. Take care and if we're even in port again I will vouch you for a much better leg prothesis.
>A second team of grunts carrying in the still unconscious Nebby
>He seems even heavier in person
>>7856996
>And just in time for takeoff
>>7857029
>>7857030
>>7857039
>Frigate goes into the air.
And back to normality.
>>7857011
>The jaws music gets louder
>You see this
>>7857002
>>7857028
>Book it before gaycrew3 finds you.
>>7857011
okay, now that we talked please tell your ghost friends that i'm not tasty, i may look like jello, but i'm not tasty at all , probably give you and them an hell of an indigestion
>Is a bit outside of the ship, scrounging around for any missing paintings and supplies.
If I lost all my canvas for the chronicles then Sniffers is going to be so dissapointed.
Gotta find the rest of my supplies.
>roll for finding scattered supplies.
>>7857050
See's the frigate flyinh away.
Nonononono noooo.
Fuck!
>>7855949
I was hesitant to ask for help because who knows what would happen if another soul were to step in but sure. marked on the maps are the coordinates. The connection here is pretty bad but I've marked the map of Sinnoh with the location of the island that wasn't there a few days ago. I hope the image goes through fine.
>>7857028
..i think she was in here and just left.
and also has a nice ass but that's irrelevant.
>>7857076
>Seal is still in the frigate
>Cannot find paintdog
>CANNOT FIND PAINTDOG
>C A N N O T F I N D P A I N T D O G
>>7857061
please don't eat me ghost demon, i taste horrible
>>7857064
Courtney?
>>7857092
For fucks sake, stop looking for booty to plunder, let's go.
>Book it.
>Roll for if Maxie took track in High School or he's gonna trip.
>>7857092
There are still plenty of rooms we haven't checked...
>>7857076
Atleast I found the canvas...
>ties the various recovered canvas on his back and walks in the direction of the frigate.
Been a while since I've been on the ground.
I hope the others won't be too worried.
>>7857095
i'm just terrefied of ghost i'll try to calm down
>roll to calm down
>>7857092
I'm not finding Smeargs either, and Claydol's still unfinished.
A few of his paintings aren't in their place either.
>>7857061
>unzip knife
>>7857061
fucking what
>ready the aegislash
>>7857128
Sunglassses?! Anybody???????? Theres a big angry wolf guy with a knife and idontknowwhathesgoingtodowithitttttt
>>7857106
>>7857090
>Too slow.
>Flechinder used Fly.
>>7857106
damnit man i told you
i dont plunder
i am not an ass pirate.
>give chase to the crazy binch
>roll to not slip on god knows what
>>7857107
Y-yeah, I guess you're right...
>>7857122
Yeah... I guess we should get to searching. ...Could we have Colress call him on the intercom or something?
>>7857128
>>7857141
>>7857095
>the demon reveals itself
>>7857093
W̸̦̱̟͙ͅh̶̠̘̝̳̪o̗̖ ̞͔̱̻͝ͅşay̭s̤̬̻̩͙ ̛͔̻I͜'͓m̧̲̗̹̩̜ ̳̳͉͙̱͙͇͡g̢͓͇̳̩o͓͇̲͙̯̦i͔ͅn̲̺̜̲̬g̷̪̼͚̣̰͙̹ ̮̣̬̭̠͘to̩͔̦̙͓̙ ̗e̱̮̳͖a̭͎̙͕̹̖t̠̮̪̱̻ ̭̻͖y̠͜ͅọ̪͈̦̘̠̳u̥̠͙?͠
>>7857121
>nirie panics
I CAN'T CALM DOWN! I CAN' T CALM DOWN!
>hyperventilating
>>7856970
(bruv i wasn't even imitating you at all unless you think using an image glitch tool is your schtick)
>>7857169
(it isnt im just annoyed people keep thinking that the image glitch posts going around are missingno)
>>7857164
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>hyper ventilating
>roll if nirie will pass out or not
>>7857164
>ROLL TO BRAAAAAAAAAP
>>7857144
dude
knife wolf and chicken are the
>>7857164
>TERRIFIED SHRIEKING
OH GOD KILL IT
>ROLL TO STAB
>>7857177
(fair enough, i'll stop using them them)
>>7857164
...Your not Sniffers.
Pass.
>Roll to find some kind of town.
>>7857153
Hold on.
>>7857152
>Last roll was a 6.
>Fuck you.
>Evens above a 2 and Maxie is grabbing onto her leg.
>0 doesn't count.
>>7857164
>Angry Spoopy Salandit Noises
you want something
huh
huh
cause if its these guys youre in for the unfun hour
>>7857184
nice shot
>>7857156
You could also call to his dex...?
I'll get Colress anyway.
>>7857203
I͇̤̘͚̺ ̰̱̝͇͔͈̗W̱͜A̭͔̣̥̻̹NT̵
>>7857184
>Braaaaaaaaap'd
>Ded
>>7857182
okay i'll still alive, please don't eat me or suck my sould of my nostrils or whatever you demons do
>>7857220
Sounds good...
>Calls Smeargs dex
>>7857203
...? ...
>>7857223
>switch clip
>dump more ammo into it
>>7857200
kay.
go get 'er
i'll just chill here.
>just lay on the ground like a moron
>>7857234
>A pokedex goes off just next to Chuckles.
>Its covered in Snivy and Brionne stickers.
>>7857223
holy fuck
wheres the eye bleach
>>7857259
nice
double tap rule
>>7857200
>I'll respect dubs.
>Doesn't mean she's not gonna try to kick him off.
>Do that.
Maxie! Why ... ?
>>7857223
is it gone?
that demon scared the crap out of me
>>7857260
Can't you come h-
>>7857278
Courtney, cut this shit out!
>Kicked off.
>Flop on ass.
Fuck.
>>7857268
ruh roh
>>7857281
yeah i think so
fucking hell
gonna have nightmares about that
>>7857301
>I mean it was dubs but okaaaaaay Maxie~dono.
>Flyyy.
>>7857199
>Stumbles into the woods, having lost all direction.
Hello?
Anyone?
Oh no, I don't know where I am.
Alright Smeargs, hold it together.
Just find some shelter.
>Roll for finding proper shelter.
>>7857273
>>7857306
...?
>>7857268
Okay, he took off his dex...
Could still be on the ship, though.
Let's not jump to conclusions...
>>7857306
i promise i won't do anything bad in my life ever again
i promise i'll be a good citizen
no more frying minds i promise
>>7857314
Hello? Are you looking for something?
>>7857301
i have no flight capable 'mons, man.
>get your dumb ass up and help max
you alright nerdo?
>>7857317
Oh hey its you chicken chan, I was scared there was this snake dog thing and an angry wolf with a knife then a rat with some sort of machine that spit out fire. I sure am glad to see you though!
>hugs his leg
>>7857334
giratina aint hiring wimpy demons
truly the worst
>>7857317
what
like that thing isnt going to haunt your nightmares
shits terrifying
>kick a boob
.... gross
yep
that nightmare fuel
hug the fear away senpai
>>7857268
>He doesn't have his dex with him
>HE DOESN'T HAVE HIS DEX WITH HIM
>Try to suppress bwarking
>Fail
>Panicked bwarking
>>7857322
>Cease bwarking
...Y-yeah... yeah... eheh...
I-I guess we'll continue searching. I'll take the hold...
>>7857312
Fuuuck.
>>7857340
>Saved by the butt pirate from ass based pain.
I'm fine. Fuck.
Fuck.
>>7857336
Oh, hello.
Yeah ... I used to be on that ship that flew away a while ago.
I was outside when it flew away.
I don't know how to get back...
>>7857343
>>7857349
>shrug
>hug the gays
>>7857353
The medical staff says I can walk, but they advised me to take an extra day to rest, just to be safe...
>Is carried by Chuckles to the hold
>Helps him search
>>7857364
I see. I can show you to Dragonspiral Tower. It would make a good place to stay for the time being. As well as a good place to be when your friends come for you.
Shall I lead you?
>>7857349
yeah i won't do bad stuff anymore
i'll promise i'll be a good boy
Nirie is scared and hugless
>>7857381
>hug this gay too
>>7857366
>Dubs hug
>Best fucking hug ever
>Jacket can't fucking hit shit
>But apparently the dude is amazing at giving hugs
>Hug him back, but be careful about which part of the jacket you put your face on
>Some of those bloodspots look fresh
hahaha nice dude
high quality hugs going on here
the best hugs
>>7857381
c'mere
>drag into hug group
>>7857378
Uhm, I'd like that yeah.
Thank you.
Who are you by the way?
I am Smeargle.
Pleased to meet you.
>>7857394
>He leads the other to the tower.
I have no name. You may call me what you wish. Most call me Goliath.
I guard the grove not far from Dragonspiral Tower. You may visit if you wish.
>>7857359
wellp.
she got away.
>put the spicy nerd down
now what?
>>7857392
>>7857366
>Best hugs even if they are
I didn't want to be alone again... T-thank you.
>>7857359
>>7857427
>Runs up to them both.
Hey boss hows the- ARCHIE! Leave my boss alone!
>Team Magma Admin Tabitha tosses out a Mightyena!
>>7857392
>>7857390
>hugs and covers everyone with gel
how did i end up like this?
i just wanted to score with a hottie, not end up in hell
do i have to say everything bad i said to make the ghosts go away
>>7857437
(hah 4chan dropped this symbol)
>>7857376
>rolling for how long they have left to search before they realize that he's not there
>>7857417
I think I'd like that.
I don't really have a way to contact the others.
Or a way to get to the ship.
Could I maybe make something like a light or a signal fire on the top of the tower?
I want to go home.
>>7857427
We-
>>7857444
...
>Roll to pepper spray Tabitha.
LEAVE. ME. ALONE.
GET A JOB.
>>7857446
Eww I thought you said your slime doesn't get on people dude?
>>7857460
it doesn't
when i'm not scared, this thing is linked with my mind when my mind isn't working right so does the gel
>>7857446
>Covered in gel
...
kinky
>>7857444
dude
what did you do that made your parents name you tabitha.
like seriously what the fuck.
oh, and fuck off.
>archie sends out garchomp and mega evolves it
>>7857454
...
Not here, either...
How many rooms are left...?
>>7857457
BOSS! What's wrong with ya? Did he use his shark powers on you?
>>7857486
W-woah that's a hell of a thing.
>Mightyena used Crunch!
>>7857480
So do you have any idea how we get out of here?
>>7857480
sorry, i just don't control my body gel when i'm not mentally sound, stupid ghost and hell
>Ship's intercom noises
Attention: the Smeargle known as Smeargs is required to immediately go to the lobby
>>7857490
...Let's see...
>Dubs evens: Only N's room left
>Evens: Only N's room and mess hall
>Odds: Six rooms left
>Dubs odds: They still have half a ship to go
>>7857514
...We should also stop by the lobby...
>>7857500
I am not in the mood for this. He doesn't have shark powers.
>Roll to deck him.
>>7857527
>The lobby?
>Oh man, I hope you don't mind seeing the salad x french fry cuddle fest
>And the shitty Sci Fi movie
>The couch has been claimed in the name of spooning
>>7857500
i think he just doesn't like you dude.
wish i had shark powers though
thatd be sweet.
>fug
>1/3 hits left
>garchomp used brutal swing
>>7857456
We have arrived.
>He gestures to the tower.
It is safe to climb. I store food throughout it. I hope it is a decent home.
>>7857527
I feel like he took cover during the attack, and fell asleep...
>Searches 5 more rooms, finding nothing
>Finally, they come to N's door
Uh... Should we knock?
>>7857577
>No one is in N's room at the moment, and the door is locked
>Riperoni, searching his room won't happen
>>7857534
So you're tellin' me he doesn't have two- OW! Okay!
I'm at least takin' his shark down, 'fore I go.
>>7857570
>1/3 hits left on Mightyena because chomp strong.
>Mightyena used Crunch!
>>7857572
Oh, uh alright.
Thank you.
>Walk into the tower.
This isn't home though.
That ship is home...
I'm sure they will come back.
I'l just get to the top and wait for them.
I'm sure I can get their attention once they get close.
If they get close.
>Roll to hold back the tears.
>>7857577
...He... he's nowhere on the ship... w-we've looked everywhere except for N's room, and...
...Either he's in N's room, or... or he's not on the frigate...
>Panicked bwarking
>Frantic typing in dex
COLRESS STOP THE FRIGATE SMEARGS WASN'T ON BOARD HE'S NOT ON THE FRIGATE
>>7857512
and just so you know i aint gay, i never did a dude and no dude did me
i'm just scared
>>7857600
>chompski is down
well hell
wasn't expecting that.
>out goes sharpedo
>it uses crunch on the dogger
>>7857600
>>7857662
What the fuck Tabitha?
>>7857641
He's definitely not here in the lobby...
>fuck
>FUCK
>PANICKED EXPLETIVES
>>7857661
Shhh just let the happy flow through you, it's better this way.
>>7857641
>>7857682
I'm stopping it. We'll go back to the crash site and look it over.
>>7857677
See boss?
>>7857662
>Dogger is down.
Well... You did pretty good!
>You beat Team Magma Admin Tabitha?
>He might be sparing you from the Team Magma blessing.
>Anyway he gives you some $$$ and fucks off.
>>7857687
fine.
no homo
>inches closes to zapdoggo and hugs him
>>7857729
>returns the hug
Well I'm tired so I hope sleeping here won't be a bad decision.
>>7857729
>>7857742
>Toss gay and gayer into Alola.
>Jacket and Dave too.
Out. Shoo.
>Sets the canvas somewhere dry.
>Stays on the lookout for any flying frigates.
Right, I'm dry, got food, I'm safe.
Just gotta wait for them.
If they come back.
Otherwise I'l just have to ... something.
>Doodle a bit.
>>7857719
>sharpedo squirts the rolly polys ass with a jet of water and goes back in his ball
never did answer my question
jerkass.
>>7857758
Waaah thank you scary dragon man!
>>7857742
i hop-
>>7857758
yes we did it we survived a trip trough hell
i'm exausted, so where do you guys live here or have someplace to go?
i need a place to stay
>>7857785
Uh I dont have anywhere to live unless you count chicken chan's place, probably best to stay with him and sunglasses for safety.
>>7857719
What the fuck.
>>7857778
Archie.
What the fuck?
>>7857704
All right...
>Seal flavored sigh of relief, although he's still worried
>Never before has the feeling of your world leaning to the left and turning been so soothing
>>7857765
...Is that a sailing ship in the sky, in the distance?
>>7857814
(That last sentence should've been memearrowed, fuck)
>>7857802
i guess it's a good place to crash
>carries zapdoggo
where does he live?
>>7857814
>Squint and roll to spot the ship.
Is that a pidgey?
Or a nuclear powered boat flying through the sky?
>>7857805
what?
you alright there?
you ain't lookin so hot.
>>7857704
>>7857814
>>7857765
>Scouring Unovan lost 'n found pokemon sites in case there are recent entries for Smeargle
>Doesn't even notice the new addition to Dragonspiral Tower
>>7857827
(its late as fuck here i'm heading off dude)
Uh somewhere on the westside in an apartment
>>7857854
(image)
>>7857814
>Vrooooooooom.
>>7857835
>It's probably powered on frozen gasses from Kyurem that are compressed and make a nearly infinite amount of heat that can power the ship.
>Something cool and sciencey like that.
>Or a nuclear reactor but that's for squares.
>>7857848
>Anyway vroom.
>>7857854
>>7857863
(i am planning to go to sleep soon to)
well, go there i can visualize in my mind from reading yours, so just rest up and i'll take you there
>>7857847
Tabitha was my weakest Admin and he took your Garchomp down.
What the fuck. Is this normal? Did I go through one of those Ultra Beast holes?
>>7857848
>Squints.
Huh, I think Its just a pidgey.
I should look for a spyglass.
>Roll for finding pirate themed binoculars.
>>7857893
he got a couple lucky shots in, no big deal.
chompski isn't exactly the toughest either, he just hits hard.
>>7857915
You-
... What level is Chompski?
>>7857895
Crap nothing here.
I'l just have look carefully.
>>7857927
..uhhh...
like, seventy something i think?
>check dex
seventy seven.
>>7857943
...
Yes, there's the ship.
Alright alright, err.
Get their attention.
...
>Spacial rend up in the air.
>>7857966
...I'm fairly sure his Mightyena was level fourty last time I talked to him.
>Reconsider life.
Listen, I'm going to go sleep this day off. If you want to... Come with me feel free.
It can be a slumber party.
If you break my things I'm going to drown you in my toilet, though.
bleach, noose, or a more bloody method
>>7857943
>>7857984
(Colress rper going to be sleeping soon, feel free to NPC any of his ship driving related actions)
>Checked.
>That's certainly a thing.
>>7858036
Yes!
Their heading this way, they must have seen it.
>Shoot another one in the air just to be safe.
>Jump a bit up and down cause excited and happy.
>>7858000
..fourty? hah, man that sucks.
well uh, guess i could crash at your place
you got two beds, right?
>>7858000
>Trips.
>Maybe I'd make a better businessman.
>... Where are the hot pirates in business though?
>>7858061
... No. But if my bed can support myself, Tabitha and Courtney it can support both of us.
(I'm probably going to be sleeping soon as well, feel free to wait for the gay lava/water cuddles/fighting until morning or imply it.)
guess its the bloody method
time to go as fast as I physically can on the freeway my motorcycle until I hit something solid
>>7858036
(Sure thing)
>>7858060
>Frigate changes course from crash site to dragonspiral tower
>Yep, that's the Plasma frigate all right, and it's headed straight for the tower
>Of course, a certain seal is on the deck, has seen the Smeargle's signaling, and is very, very relieved
>>7858060
>Nope, nothing in any site
>Look out of porthole in desperation
What in the hell
>>7858096
They will be here fast.
>Runs off to get the canvas.
>Stands ready for pickup.
Can't wait to get there, Chuckles and Sniffs must be worried.
>>7858134
>roll to teleport to orre
>>7858140
>teleport anon to time-out corner
No. Bad anon. No disrupting plots for keks.
>>7858085
..eh, good enough.
lead the way, lava boy.
>and off they go
>to..
>somewhere.
>>7858158
>pulls tail
>>7858096
>Get the fuck on to the deck
>Ship is mere hundreds of metres away from the tower
>>7858134
>Ship positions itself over Dragonspiral Tower
>The elevator drops down for the smeargle
>Seal moves down to the elevator room
>>7858192
>Pulls anon over to time-out corner
>Very unamewsed
>>7858205
>hubris has not got me
>pull tail
>>7858194
>Steps in the elevator with a happy smile.
Man I love this ship.
>First thing he sees is a familiar seal.
Hey Chuckles.
Am I glad you guys came back for me.
>>7858214
>Erect bubble shield around self
Anon. Room. Now.
>>7858194
>Shiiiit why is that I'm always last to these kind of things
>Run the fuck to the elevator room
>>7858218
>Dude no running in the hallways
>Dude stop
>Roll to stop
>>7858221
>no gods no masters
>pull tail
>>7858218
>Chuckles tacklehugs Smeargle
YOU HAD US WORRIED SI-
>>7858229
>Chuckles's seal-flavored bearhug and scolding is interrupted by a human running into them both
>Bowling pins fall over. Strike.
Ow.
>>7858238
>Is still pinned down by bigass seal.
>Go pat his back.
Ow.
Eh, I know buddy.
Glad to be home.
Your pretty heavy.
>>7858236
>Throw brick at
>>7858236
>...
>Desperate times call for desperate measures
>Turn anon into a metapod
You're grounded for a month. Or, alternatively, until you learn to behave. Whichever takes longer.
>>7858238
>Ohfuc where are the brakes
>This was supposed to be an emotional moment
>High speed improv hug
>At least I stopped, technically
>>7858218
Welcome back
I'm going to end this right here, right now.
>Wallet out
>$$$ out
Should cover the Choice Scarf, plus the bet, plus the extra
Yes they were burning a hole in my pocket why do you ask
>>7858259
S-sorry.
>Chuckles rolls off the paintdog.
>>7858282
>Mew grumbles, floating off while trying to untangle herself from the String Shot.
>Luckily, String Shot is only enough to lower speed by one stage, not immobilize.
>>7858279
>>7858291
...
I'm just glad I'm back.
>Hug both of them.
Don't worry about the money buddy.
I'l take it off your hands but I just use it for supplies and bets.
Kinda just gathers dust otherwise.
>>7858309
ok im done meming goodnight
>maybe one more try for stringshot
>>7858321
>Throw bibble at
>>7858317
>Chuckles hugs the smeargle back, smiling softly.
>...And begins singing quietly.
>Nothing specific yet, just some wordless a cappella song.
>>7858365
Hey, your singing again.
That's a relief.
>Gets comfortable between the flippers.
...Its lovely too.
>>7858381
>Chuckles cuddles Smeargs softly, getting comfortable as the frigate resumes its travels.
>After a bit, he lets the song flow smoothly to an end, with a smile.
...Thank you. I... I honestly don't know what I'd do if I lost it permanently... I'm so relieved to have it back...
>>7858418
>Due to high diffirences he ends up against Chuckles chest.
Yeah, you got it back and I don't think it will ever go away again.
>Yawns.
Its late, how about we find Sniff and a bedroom?
All this worrying made me sleepy.
>>7858455
>The seal nods softly, stifling a yawn.
Yeah... sounds like a plan.
>Obtain sniffs
>Obtain bedroom, most likely Sniffs and Smeargs's
>...Hope paintdog and grassnek are fine with singseal sleeping with them for the first time
>...Because Chuckles is pretty much ready to collapse with exhaustion anyways
>...A wrecked and repaired medbay, then a wrecked and repaired frigate, do not make for perky seal
>>7858496
>Gives the seal a goodnight kiss.
>Snuggles close against the seal with Sniffers hugged as a stuffed animal.
Soft.
Goodnight guys.
Love you both.
>>7858519
>Seal snuggles the two. Looking at his size, he's probably positioned as a big spoon.
Goodnight... I love you two too... zzz...
>>7856790
What is that?
>>7859466
Someone who destroys stuff to make the world a better place, for example those nuclearpower plants ruining the environment
>>7859566
Oh so line when i burned down thay forest to make it look better?
>>7859578
Like*
Phone why.
>>7859578
No, that's bad for the environment, maybe burning a gas station but not a forest
>>7859594
But everything looks better on fire!
>>7859675
Maybe you'd look better if you set yourself on fire
>>7859688
That does not work very well. I have tried before.
>>7859705
That was a joke, don't hurt yourself like that
i think i found that's guy's hotel in alola
the one with the masks
well, at least you are safe little guy
>zapdoggo's whole body is except for his head are completely inside the gelatinus body as a way to defend him
>zapdoggo is sleeping
you can thank me later
>>7859566
Please don't encourage the destruction of the cleanest form of mass energy production avaliable that isn't hooking up a bunch of voltorbs.
>>7859724
It was the only time that i wanted a bath!
>>7859853
I'm just saying it kills the environment, we need a better energy production that doesn't hurt the environment and pokemon
>>7859867
Si you set yourself on fire ? What?
>>7859889
So* not si
>>7859889
Long story! I ended up covered in oily stuff and tried to firespin .
>>7859705
Good morning Zorro! Please don't set yourself on fire
(Slugma roleplayer here)
(I'll wait for Sandslash before doing the poacher thing)
(On a side note, I have no idea how to calculate combat damage)
>>7859978
(Showdown calculator)
>>7859939
I will not! It feels bad. Dogs you sleep? I did not i could not stop thinking.
>>7856790
(Me either)
>>7860046
Did*
(Phone is crap.)
>>7860046
I only got a few hours of sleep
>>7860044
(I still don't know everyone's levels, though)
>>7859978
(Should be in the rules pastebin, but I'm gonna repost it from there because wynaut
Evens hit, odds miss. Dubs are crits - odds dubs are a self hit. Anything higher than dubs is an OHKO. The attacks of major legendaries do splash damage for half of the actual damage when they miss.
Battles with people who intend on killing you are the only ones where death is possible - you don't have to worry about dying to Brock's Steelix during a gym battle. In an aim to kill battle a hit of 400% of your max hp or more will result in death, with any OHKO resulting in severe injury.
Damage calculations are taken from https://pokemonshowdown.com/damagecalc/.
League battles are typically done on PokemonShowdown as well, but it isn't necessary.
Hope that helps)
>>7860065
Well that Is good! Should we open the door?
>>7860103
(Those should be in the characters pastebin~)
>>7860103
(But.... I spent all that time gathering the levels of Pokemon characters.... It should be in the characters pastebin dude.)
>>7859800
>Welcome to Jacket's apartment
>Don't mind the blood
>Or the sleeping Dave on the couch
>>7860384
>>7860401
(Welp)
(Now I feel like an idiot)
>>7860401
>nirie looks for a place to put zapdoggo to sleep
>put him to donw on a confortable place
>pets the zapdoggo
>goes sits next to him trying to sleep
>>7860444
>I would say good luck sleeping through all of this Dave snoring
>But the trips have guaranteed you a good nap
>Probably free of Distortion World caused nightmares too
>>7860749
>A certain Porygon-Z knows all about Distortion World caused nightmares
>And PTSD
>>7860749
>Nirie falls alseep well, after all the crazyness
>while he's sleeping, he rests his head, as closely as the his body gel lets, in zapdoggo's fur
>>7860139
K i l l t h e m a l l
>>7860830
Anon! I'm ashamed of you. Malls don't deserve death threats.
Now you go and apologize to that mall, all right?
>>7861113
>throws great ball at
>>7861113
>throws memes at
>>7861133
>Somehow manages to get captured by his own ball, defying all programming and laws of physics
>Good job
>>7861113
>throws brock at
>>7861176
>Throws Breck at
>>7861190
Do I ... want to know?
>>7861203
...Depends. What do you want to know?
I want to KISS dadceus!
>>7861242
I mean. Sure, why not?
>>7861257
Dad you're too tall, all I can kiss is like, your chest.
>>7861190
>throws turtwigs ashes at
>he didn't need them anyway
>>7861272
>catch ashes with psychic powers
>collect them in the urn they were probably in
>...Contact giratina so he can ask a certain plant turtle what he wants done with his remains
Okay, seriously. No more throwing things at me.
Next anon who does it gets grounded for a year.
>>7861304
>Puts a hoodie on mew
>>7861267
... I suppose I can sit, sport.
>>7861315
...Oh. Why thank you.
>>7861319
>Kiss the dadface.
Score. Thanks dad, you're the best!
>Give him a box of Arceus shaped chocolate and leave.
(rper note: i almost said arceus flavored chocolate)
>>7861320
>throws deerling corpse at
>>7861339
>intercepts it
>roll to slam dunk that shit
>>7861320
What is this, Mew, a picture for ants? Take this.
>>7861339
>>7861346
...
Both of you. To your rooms. Now.
Grounded for a year.
>Mew picks the broken deerling corpse up off of her, and contacts Gigi again.
>Gotta get those last wishes taken care of.
>...She then fucks off. Her children tossing a corpse at her... yeah, Mama Mew needs a drink.
>>7861346
>>7861339
Ọ̟̰̘̤̮͚̉̉ͫ̄̚Ǩ̪̮̍̃͒͡ ̛̟̺͔̮ͣT̯̜͈̟̓ͨ͑͟H̰̠̳̮̬́̓̒͘A̩͕͘T̰ͧ̎͂͡S̈ͯ̋̽ͬͩ͋͟ ̰̟̠̞̰̹̐̆ͤ̆̆̒̆͢G͔͇͍̼ͫO̝͉̩̩͔̪̣̾̃̊̿͜I͓̱͍̮̺̗̼ͩ͋̽̾̋́N͈̥͎͆ͨͬG̛͓̞̠̭̟͖ͤ͌̓ ̝̳̺̱͍̲̆̌ͭͭͤT̪̮͑̅ͣͅƠ̤͈̙̲̝̠̎̓ ̫̦͉̬̪̫͛͌̇͐̎̑F̺̐̂Ã̱̰̙̫̭̫̔̅ͭ̍͟R̻͇͕̜̻̐̾̎
>Last 3 digits to the power of itself is the number of axes hitting the anons
>>7861397
>7
come on senpai you aint palkia
>roll to slam dunk turtle
>>7861406
>last two digits to the power of it self of axes thrown
>>7861406
I SAID TO YOUR ROOM
>Mew turns the anon into a Voltorb
>No more slam-dunking without any arms
Hey /par/ my Ariados is being, uh, webby
help
>>7861433
Um...Actual Ariados here.
Define what you mean by "webby"...
>>7861452
Woke up today with my chest and arms webbed up. My Ariados is male, isn't this kind of out of character for a male?
>>7861468
It depends on the Ariados...
There are several reasons why he might be doing it...
What's he like emotionally?
>>7861516
Cuddly. He likes to sleep with me and he trusts me enough to hand feed him.
I swear to Arceus if this is just >fug the bug I'm going to throw myself out a window.
>>7861547
my durant is like that too, i did made a seperate bed for her in her first day she was here, she never used because she would always crawl up my bed and sleep with me
i don't mind honestly, and today i will take her to the pokemon center to see if she is fully healed
>>7861547
He could he experimenting, and seeing how you respond...Or just having fun.
Some Ariados do wrap up people they like, but it is usually non-sexual.
>>7861547
I mean.
Might be, kid.
>>7861328
(kek)
... thanks, sport.
>He puts the chocolates next to his computer
>>7861655
>I wish I could keep talking but I need to go.
Done!
>A second clone of Anon appears.
>>7861655
they are known for being the best type for newcommers so i guess they are friendly
>>7861662
JIRACHI WHY
FUCK
>>7861690
i'm already doing that, and i'm petting her too,
she loves petting
i didn't touch her antennae of course
>>7861655
So...How did it go?
hi! is this a good place to make friens?
>>7862328
It's a great place to get killed, that's for sure
>>7862328
Yeah, it is.
So, um...what's your name?
And where are you from?
>>7862412
What?! People die here??
>>7862328
Yuuuuuup!
>Sandslash is sleeping
>he's making little squeaking noises every so often
>>7862650
>Meanwhile, in Orre, Yanmega is frantically combing the desert, looking for him
>She's already checked the Oasis, and gay ghost keep
>Worried bug noises
>>7862430
Elektro.
Dumb i know! who are you?
>>7862784
My name is Aria...
I'm a little shy, so I hope you don't mind...
So, uh...What do you like to do?
>>7862784
hey electro, how are you doing?
i'm me and my durant say hello to you
she's pretty friendly
>pets durant
i didn't think of a name for her yet
>>7862808
nice to meet you aria!! umm i like to hang out in the trees and make webs
i like making friends too do you wanna be friends?
>>7862823
Sure thing...I like making new friends.
I like spinning webs too.
I also make clothing with my silk, but...most humans don't like it.
>>7862683
>Flies back to the S.S. Libra
Maybe he left a note or something...
>Begins searching the ship methodically
>Finds the missingno notes
>Baffled dragonfly noises
>"I'll find someone to tell about this."
Maybe he left to...
...
No.
He would leave a note if he had to leave...
Unless something happened to him...
...
>Panic mode engaged
>>7863043
That sounds like fun...
I don't really live in a forest, though.
Living with some of my other friends on Plasma's flying boat.
Wouldn't mind visiting you. I can get dropped off, or teleported...
>>7863043
i'm pretty fine
i went for the check up in the pokemon center and durant is fully healed i said to her that she should be the one t decide if she will be my pokemon or not
so i set the pokeball i gained from the nurse on the floor and let she decide
she went immidiatly to the ball with out a second tought
i guess she really likes me, i won't keep her on the ball, but unless i need it
because i heard that pokeballs can work as protection when they are hurt
so i'll only use them one emergencies
>>7860139
(laid down for a nap after my doc appointment and suddenly 5 hours are gone)
Open the door for what?
HOW DO IIII
GET THROUGH ONE NIGHT WITHOUT YOU
>>7863370
IF I HAD TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU
>>7863343
.........Never mind! We should figure out where slugma is though. I am super worried.
Are you good at directions?
>>7862441
Heya, that last image I sent didn't go through too well but I'm higher up now so my signal's better. If you're still interested.
>>7863428
WHAT KIND OF LIFE WOULD THAT BEEE?
>>7863476
OH I NEED YOU IN MY ARMS, NEED YOU TO HOOOLD
>>7863466
Fairly decent though Glace is probably better considering he can fly a plane somehow.
>>7863485
YOU'RE MY WORLD, MY HEART, MY SOUUUL.
>>7863475
I've never seen that place before, but I can try and head over there to help!
I just have to get Nebby!
>>7863466
>Sleepyslash wakes up nearby
>he lets out a long yawn
...I think I overslept slightly...
I'm pretty good at directions, if you want I can help.
- Sandslash
>>7863502
There should be a small island near that location, can't see it well from high up so if you're going to be flying stay close to the sea.
- Traveling Umbreon