/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Ice Pop Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
>The Loud House Nominated for GLAAD Awards
http://www.glaad.org/blog/and-28th-annual-glaad-media-awards-nominees-are-glaadawards
>The Loud House Nominated for Kid's Choice Awards
nick.com/kids-choice-awards
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This Week's Episodes:
The Whole Picture
>Lincoln accidentally erases all of his old childhood photos, so he and Clyde try to recreate them before Lincoln loses his memories.
Download: https://mega.nz/#!1xsVnLoJ!cnUnijbAvYcQKqfifmP4ZbPZriAKgaj7qoTAWmJdN0w
Webrip: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzoqlqTNMXr5ZW95OTZHWVpyUFU/view
Lock 'N Loud
>The Loud kids take home security to the next level after getting in trouble for always leaving the front door open
Download: https://mega.nz/#!JxEWWJ4D!UWFhO4jQKtnr5uHyIoweLjFtaRLIsHAiQMDfe9vQssc
Webrip: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B9aRde6ucousd3NNNGs1ZUN2TUE/view
Vantastic Voyage
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
Download: https://mega.nz/#!Fh0w3CrD!QtewZh-dvCk9vGLqC-X7v4F3bj958b69q2b7OECaqks
Making the Grade (Friday: 2/24)
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake
He's a treasure!
foxy grandpa
>>7853506
is Lincoln's nose going to elongate as he gets older?
>>7853542
his nose will be round like pop pop's
>>7853505
>>7853376
kys faggot
>>7853506
>Lori gets the Loud nose
>>7853506
>yfw Vanzilla is where Loud children are conceived
>>7853557
>goes onto her bed and gets ontop of her
whatcha doing bae?
This is Lynn Loud. She is 13 years old. She needs to stand on a box in order to cook. And she still barely reaches the plates.
>>7853639
How is she even an athlete?
Why not tell us watcha
>WATCHIN
>PLAYIN
>LISTENIN TO
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
>WHATEVER-IN
>>7853664
(You)
I'm gonna train Linka to be the best retard possible and there's nothing you fags can do to stop me.
>>7853654
The most famous athlete in the world is 5'7".
For a woman that standard can be even lower.
>>7853654
Short people are self conscious about their height so they need to excel at sports to feel good about themselves.
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
linka getting horny
>PLAYIN
some original xbox games on a xbox 360
>DRAWIN
nothing right now
>WRITIN
nothing right now
>WHATEVER-IN
im roleplaying as luan loud in bonziworld
>>7853639
Lynn is a womanlet.
Girls under 6ft should just purge themselves from the gene pool.
Remember not to bully the Mexiloli.
>>7853672
>>7853616
nah
>>7853506
Tunal sneks muh dud
>>7853506
>Ayyyyyy! Sit on it
>>7853664
>>PLAYIN
Overwatach with a buddy
>>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgzGwKwLmgM
>>WRITIN
I'm in a serious writer's block
>>WHATEVER-IN
Drunk af
>>7853616
What's the matter? Can't handle a little gayness?
>now everyone off to bed
>Bobby and the team go with them
wew lad
>>7853700
I love you misha pls come back.
>>7853700
BULLY HER
>>7853708
Kiss me you faggot
She's a treasure
i wanna draw stuff, could you give me something to draw
>>7853700
*Bullies*
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
Lazy Game Reviews' Sims videos (I don't even play the Sims but LGR is just too comfy)
>DRAWIN
non-LH stuff
>WHATEVER-IN
I'm sad today's ep broke the little streak of good episodes but hopefully tomorrow makes up for it
>>7853771
too lewd
>>7853808
Draw tabby petting a tabby cat.
>>7853808
Lana shitting on Lola's face while she's sleeping
L U A N
O
V
E
>>7853827
>I'm sad today's ep broke the little streak of good episodes
By being a great one?
The writers need to stop bullying Leni.
>>7853869
nigga It's called an opinion
>>7853808
Lincoln with a realistic looking face
>>7853759
I was never misha but okay. <3
>>7853876
They will when she figures out who the dumb one is.
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
Thread. Kingsman was fucking amazing, I really wish I would have seen in two years ago. Manchester by the Sea may be one of my favorite films ever.
>PLAYIN
Assassin's Creed Black Flag and Unity (Unity isn't as bad as I was lead to believe).
>LISTENIN TO
Math rock recently.
>DRAWIN
Nothing because I ran out of pencils.
>WRITIN
I may do more stuff with No Talking (http://pastebin.com/21jpTuWi), but I think lewd is a little out of my element. I'm interested in starting a fic that's cute, but has sexually romantic elements thrown in. If anyone has suggestions on whether they would like that or what ship they may like to see that with, I'd appreciate the input.
>WHATEVER-IN
This week has been pretty good so far. I hope Lisa closes it off nicely. No pressure...
>>7853878
Same to you?
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
thread
>LISTENIN TO
Hotline Miami soundtrack
>DRAWIN
practicing
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
Thread and discord
>LISTENIN TO
Largo For The Violn (Bach) - Emilie Autumm
>WHATEVER-IN
Coloring something
What does /TLHG/ think of /pol/?
>>7853955
I think it sucks and doesn't belong ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIfW5jmNb8o
>>7853955
needs to fuck off from the thread
>>7853955
Getting real tired of their shit, but because it's /pol/ they just find people's complaints as signs of them "winning".
>>7853955
Pure cancer.
>>7854002
Dude, I fucking hate the Spanish language.
>>7854006
Man, male maggie is great.
>>7853955
Always right
>>7853955
The amount of butthurt it creates alone is worth it.
>>7854119
You can be pro Trump and still hate /pol/. That board just seems to be filled with 14 year olds who try too hard to be edgy.
>>7854119
>can't take the banter
Thanks to the anons who got me the art for this
Loudwave
https://soundcloud.com/technickel-ted/part-of-me-ronnie-anne
>>7854119
>hating /pol/ is the same as being a SJW
>>7854119
If you recall correctly, it was like 2 guys spamming "NIGGERS AND JEWS" and shitty drawings of Clyde and Flip.
>>7854260
-t. butthurt tumblr newfag
>>7854298
I've been ITT since the inception of the show.
Make this /tlhg/ related.
>>7854201
Nice, but there's not enough Loud house in it.
>>7854317
lol, sure thing.
>>7854346
Fuck off
>>7854325
she should give fellatio
ded
Linka abuse S.S.B.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=61611893
>>7854354
Alright. I'll work on a version with more Loud House in it.
>the things I do to make you sadbois happy
>>7853876
Nah dude, if this week has proven anything, it's that Leni is 100% NOT WHAT SHE SEEMS and is playing everyone like a fiddle.
>Gets away with being a bitch right to Lincoln's face under the guise of being stupid
>Literally manipulates an already closeted man in to being a fully outed faggot and gets free gas and a car for the entire day
>>7854346
First to shitpost this meme in /tlhg/
>>7853639
Shes a treasure :3
>>7853700
>>7854477
replace leni with lana or
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Linc<<
Author: purplechaos2
Hiatus - http://pastebin.com/f0vsUhph
Last Update: 07-11-2016
>Lincoln has an extreme attitude change after finding out some hard truths
NEWS & Q/A
>Line 347
http://pastebin.com/61e9TWP3
Green Text's old and new will always be (WIP)
JestSumguy
>finished up a new green just now
http://pastebin.com/D5HhmMxR
Full Reversal (NSFW)
hypnobob
>You already got your content. Away with you.
http://pastebin.com/dTsnCbBX
shitpost request fulfillment
wheatgrass
>Hey guys, I wanted to share with you a lewd Lynncoln fic that I've just started.
http://pastebin.com/5YpDELeY
A good loser (Lynncoln NSFW)
UnderratedHero
>well, what do you think of this
http://pastebin.com/G2n9bQ38
So far from you
Faggot13
>Me and BT have made yet another update to loudergeist.
http://pastebin.com/P1Y7m4EV
Loudergeist
40Bros_fanfic_studio
>aaaand have a paste cause i'm tired
http://pastebin.com/X9zaGaEt
CYOA Shitstain
Bievos
>Here's an update to that romancey Lori/Lincoln cutefic. WiP, hope you like it so far
http://pastebin.com/g3L2Gkvt
Clinging On (WIP)
Perimity
>Four days 'til Godless Sound: Chapter Four. The hour willl be at 9:00 PM GMT -3 (7:00 PM EST, 4:00 PM PST).
>Also I forgot that I added one more clue one or two days ago.
>Main paste at Line 1947. All previous Chapter Four clues from Line 1899 and onwards.
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
>Hello fellow anons. I just dropped by to release volume two of "A match made in hell"
http://pastebin.com/wukfKWxM
A Match made in Hell: Volume 2
Anonymousanother
>I've updated this story I started some days ago.
>Have a nice day.
http://pastebin.com/v2tmzvFV
What can't be controlled
Adullperson
>>7854534
>Ask me about my wiener
Louds who will follow the 14 words?
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
The screen.
>PLAYIN
Tried out again Modrim, Dark Souls and SRIII.
>LISTENIN TO
Dunno what to listen to. Any recs?
>DRAWIN
>WRITIN
GS, as usual, although haven't done much. Friday and Saturday will be a lot of work.
>WHATEVER-IN
It's magical how going from 1GB to 2GB of VRAM can improve so much. I didn't even touch RAM or CPU.
Goodnight everybody, see you later
Doing requests after i finish the new episode
>>7854477
>Not liking Lola so you can watch her take the BBC in fan-art
>>7854640
can i snuggle up?
>>7854652
anon tomboy taming Lynn
>>7854652
Draw Lynn Sr. trying to fuck the van.
>>7854619
Linka
>>7854640
Ok, just be quiet
>>7854652
draw luan blowing lincoln, but at the end, she accidentally bites his cock
>>7853664
>drawing
loud house quiet world, should have a couple new entries this weekend.
>>7854698
ok, i hope you dont mind if im a bit thicc
>>7853664
>>WATCHIN
thread
>LISTENIN TO
some music
>WHATEVER-IN
posted a song I made earlier here. working on an updated version of it.
>>7854640
good night reivier
What do you guys rate the latest episode?
I give it a strong 6.5/10
It was pretty good even thought it was made by Sullivan.
>>7854800
it was pretty good, the dad being an asshole to everyone was actually enjoyable because of how ridiculous the whole deal with the van was.
8/10
>>7853672
like, a sexy retard, or how?
>>7854103
N lane
>>7854800
Like a 6/10 I don't see why they couldn't just ruin the new van though
>>7853376
That design for Male Maggie is pretty good.
>>7853664
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BotpyycvU-w
>DRAWIN
Nothing right now, but Plumber Lana's been on my mind recently.
>WHATEVER-IN
Since Lisa will be in Lincoln's class, maybe Christina would have an appearance again?
I just want another lori and leni hanging out episode.
>>7853376
I'm so hyped for tomorrow.
It's the one I've been waiting for two weeks.
>>7853376
I'M WATCHING THE WHOLE PICTURE AND I AM SO BEHIND, BUT ALL I KNOW IS THAT THERE'S A PICTURE OF LYNN AND LINCOLN IN THE BATHTUB AND IMMEDIATELY KNEW YOU FUCKS WOULD PROBABLY DOING SOMETHING TO IT.
>>7854800
6/10. Not the best but good overall.
I dislike that they didn't just keep the new van. Fucking "back to status quo" trope mayne.
>>7854931
Anon are you okay?
>>7854931
Would could you ever be talking about anon?
Linka abuse
>>7855226
>>7855051
My favorite thing about Lynn Loud is her dark chocolate complexion, cute glasses and sizeable bulge.
>>7855240
>>7855251
>>7855263
>>7855273
>>7855226
>>7855240
>>7855251
>>7855263
>>7855273
>>7855287
DELETE THIS
>>7853846
>>7854201
this was nice
>>7855340
I did not draw it, I found it here
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=61611893
>>7855371
rape ronnie anne
>>7854201
Lovely
>>7854703
Holy shit! Really?! Finally!
>48 posters
>>7855428
>49
>>7855453
>50
>>7855464
>51
>>7855494
Eat a dick 12 is my favorite number
>>7855500
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PBvOxicz-0
>>7855371
>>7855394
thanks
>>7854896
>Strong urge to re-watch Static Shock when that character spoke
>>7853827
>LGR
nice
Make a Fanfic about Lisa Accidentally turn Leni into a Boy.
>>7855692
go to bed, anon
>>7855692
It's a school night, anon.
>>7855692
Eat shit, anon.
>>7855692
kiss my ass, anon
Who was in the wrong here?
>>7855879
His yard his property
>>7855879
never realized how flat Lori's ass is
>>7855954
What ass?
>>7855879
Did, did that old man enter Bobby?
>>7855962
Give Lori some time.
Vantastic Voyage was funny.
Luna is going to be relevant again one day, it has to fucking happen at some point.
Like fuck, Luan got two episodes by now.
And this is coming from a Lenifag
Make a Fanfic about Lynn has a One-sided Crush on Lori.
Today was my birthday. I got no presents and only one person said happy birthday to me.
At least there was a new episode today.
>>7856163
Seriously, go to bed anon
>>7856179
... Your life sucks. Your mom sucks.
But you still cling to life. I can't say whether I'm more impressed or proud. Good job, Anon. Happy birthday. May you find better tidings in this year of life.
Would you make Luan walk all the way home from school?
>Just finished watching Gunbuster
>>7856179
Hey Samuel Pepys, 4chan ain't your diary.
>>7856272
Yeah
Fuck her
>>7856179
Happy birthday
>>7856272
Nah, I'd give her a ride home. For a price.
>>7856281
GOAT anime
>>7856321
A ride... for another ride?
>>7856179
I knew it! I knew it was your birthday today! And in the event that you didn't see it...
Happy Birthday!
>>7856281
that fucking ending man I tear up everytime
i need more male haiku
>>7856179
Who said it?
>>7856179
Happy birthday
I wish I'd have known sooner in would have drawn a Leni for you
Somebody uploaded a half-sized version of this coloring to the booru. Come on, guys.
>>7856411
He mentioned it like Monday, but it was in an off hand comment so I'm not surprised nobody caught it.
Hey anon, what are you doing up so late?
>>7856487
Talking to people about Overwatch. Considering posting some colorings. The usual
>>7856487
If you sit on my legs I can show you
>>7856487
I'm trying to remember other Anons' birthdays. I know someone said he had one 4 days from now.
>>7856487
Go back to sleep, Lana or else I'm telling dad!
>>7853664
>>WATCHIN
Jon Barrymore talking about Garfield for an hour
>>7856513
>Looked exactly like this the first time I browsed for porn
not the birthday anon, but to me, the saddest thing about birthday is it's usually a reminder to me that I'm a year older, and I'm not a fully functional adult. I'll be turning 25, I'm half-ass attempting to finish college for a degree I really don't want, if my folks didn't offer a place to stay I'd probably be homeless, and I'll never be as successful as some people I knew in high school
at least I got internet and cartoons to take my mind off it.
>>7856473
Not to sound like I'm shilling but I might post my Tumblr down now and I can try having something up by Monday or Tuesday since I'm working the entire weekend and have other projects
Cause Leni is my favorite
>>7856537
Thats literally me only im 19
>>7856531
I remember the first time I looked up porn. So much catholic guilt. Don't even get me started on the crossdressing guilt either.
Ah the memories.
>>7856310
>>7856372
Thanks.
>>7856395
Stepdad. Yanmam tried, but then she just started to cry and I had to work, so I didn't bother to sit around to deal with it.
>>7856411
Thanks. I may try and do something creative tonight, but it'll probably be shit since my energy levels are at like, 0.
>>7856537
I've got a feeling I'm going to walk in your shoes, and I'm currently 20 years old.
I don't really care to be successful in this world. I feel that it's all just shit, garbage that wasn't meant to be.
I don't want a girlfriend because of the fact I might bring more human life into this planet.
I have yet to attend a college, and I still have no driver's license.
Must have been a slow day for news. How did that fucker escape the electric chair though?
>>7856272
High School episode when?
>>7856557
>Was never raised any sort of Christian
>Missed out on childhood fap guilt
Damn, that sucks.
I'm actually jealous now.
>>7856487
Did you take a bath yet Lana?
>>7856573
Sheeit, you sound like me from a year in the future. I guess there's a lot of like minded people here.
>>7856531
I don't think I was actually looking at porn when I first was looking for porn.
a vagina was weird looking to my 7th grade self
so I think because of that, I got into fetish stuff, like panties and copraphilia and occasional beastiality
>>7856563
Well here
Kazecloud.Tumblr.com
I'll think of something during the weekend
>>7856599
>beastiality
You misspelled it, but I'm here anyways. Let's talk.
>>7856587
are we gonna make it a musical?
>>7856501
Uhh... Alright, then.
>>7856513
Just a few more minutes, Lola.
>>7856589
I had to, it was actually my first bath of this month.
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
Thread & RedLetterMedia
>DRAWIN
Made a young Leni a bit ago
>WRITIN
Drafting the next scene for a Loricoln fic
>WHATEVERIN
Night showers are pretty comfy
>>7856607
uh ok...
what do you want to know?
>>7856602
Thanks mate.
>>7856487
I just finished drawing you.
>>7856487
Working midnights as usual.
>>7856648
NOICE
Goodnight lhg
Have to be at work in the morning but these threads are at least comfy at night
literally perfect
>>7856557
When I was a kid I wanted to look a porn but I thought I had to be 18 or older. I was afraid that my grandmother would die before then and I didn't want to her see me do naughty things in heaven.
Being a kid was fun.
>>7856648
How does it feel to know that your work gives random men boners?
>>7853664
Im not watching anything but you're watching pic related
>>7856648
God damn, have I missed these! Superb work man!
>>7856648
It's wonderful.
>>7856563
At the very least someone you know IRL is willing to say it you. I don't know why but I wish I could get you something and I feel like shit that I can't. Kek
>>7856701
It's SB99 hes probably masturbating to that thought right now.
>>7856648
Oh, man. Not sure how to feel about this.
>>7856649
Any details, anon?
>>7856701
Well, I'm still flattered that something from me could arouse someone, so it does feels nice.
>>7856626
Do you feel the hard lump that is growing between my legs my little Lana?
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
Some sports news.
>PLAYIN
Nothing.
>LISTENIN TO
Aerosmith.
>DRAWIN
The second page of a comic I started several weeks ago and I left completely abandoned.
>WRITING
I was just writing the 17th chapter of a fanfic, but I was having writer's block so I just went to draw my comic
>WHATEVER-IN
I'm thinking of dowloading Icewind Dale. I loved that shit when I was a kid and my older brother played it.
>>7856773
Your Lolas always arouse me
>>7856684
I was kinda similar. I was so nervous the first time I bought a porno mag at a shop. but once you buy a buttplug in a store, you really don't feel any fear after that.
>>7856713
No need to feel like shit. I myself don't even know what I would have liked for my birthday, had someone offered to get me something.
>>7856826
Lola gives me such a boner.
I wish Dop would come back.
>>7856531
Man, I first discovered porn at such a young age via the TV. My friends would come over and watch, and we'd call it the "naked channel"
>>7856860
Where did dop go?
>>7856862
like skinimax or what?
>>7856795
J-Jeez anon, I do feel it.
It's kinda big, actually.
>>7856871
Died of Poisoning
Writefag roll-call.
Any writefags here, please let us know the progress of your current project(s), and if there are any troubles you'd like to make public. Perhaps we can brainstorm and help out.
>>7856876
I think it was Playboy. But yeah I knew I wasnt supposed to be watching for some reason. I must have been in like 1st or 2nd grade. I would lower the volume all the way down and just observe quietly in my room. Good times. Many close calls but I was never caught
>>7856910
Sometimes when I scratch my head for too long I get what looks like dried up blood underneath my nails. Whats that all about?
>>7853639
Lynn will accept her fate, stop with the silly sport stuff, and become a housewife.
She's already got the cooking down. She just needs to take off those pointless clothes and just wear the apron.
>>7856883
I'll show it someday but I think it's best that you go to sleep, Goodnight Lana
>>7856846
Maybe. For what little it's worth maybe like a steam card or something?
I don't know, you brought up having to give up some cash you were saving.
>>7856826
Thanks, I'm glad they do! How's it going with your Lola material recently?
>>7856937
That's really sad because that's exactly what's going to happen.
>>7856910
I've got an assload of premises and notes in small things I'd like to get to writing, but it seems for me that the biggest trouble I have is starting stories.
>>7856946
Still goinh strong. There hasnt been a heavy stream of new Lola content, so sometimes im forced to resort to fics. But all in all its going well
>>7856938
Well, goodnight as well, anon!
>>7856965
Are you the Anon who for a month only masturbates with Lola?
>>7856965
Are there any lewd Lola fics I can fap to?
>>7856910
I got a couple WIPs I still need to finish
a Lenicoln sex fic
http://pastebin.com/s5xAPSqe
Lori tries to find out what's going on between Lucy, Lincoln, and Lynn late at night.
http://pastebin.com/ASS22ngV
and a couple
>greens
I've posted here
I just wanted to draw something before bed so have this /TLHG/
>>7856994
A SYMBIOTE
>>7856982
Its for this whole year, yes
>>7856984
I dont have any pastebin links on me atm but if you can find Alchy's pastebin he has a few good ones. I myself and still trying to look for other good ones
>>7856937
Lynn will play sports in high school, ride a scholarship for soccer or whatever into college, suffer a severe injury in a game one day that cuts her sporting career short at 23, and settles for a job as a PE coach at the high school she attended.
Everyone is pretty tired of hearing the story of how she almost made 3rd place in the 100m run at the Olympics.
>>7856939
I haven't used steam in about a year lol, but thanks for the offer. And yeah, Yanmam always finds a way to get the money I save up and make me spend it on stupid shit for herself. I did have a little saved up again recently, but my headphones shat out on me so I had to replace them. These new ones seem to work better, even if they are razers.
>>7856910
Hypno here.
debating on whether or not to begin a prose fic that ive had planned and outlined a bit for a while now or expand on one of the other fics/greens that ive done before. prose fic would be more in line with what ive done recently (lewd) while if i expanded on a previous work i would go for something more lighthearted and (hopefully) funny.
>>7857046
not mine, but I found it on tumblr
>>7857001
A whole year? The dedication to the princess is strong. So, it's been about two months, did you fap daily? And I don't remember asking, but why did you decide to choose Lola?
>>7856984
http://pastebin.com/TuTehuyA
There's that one that was done in May. Time flies.
>>7857115
In the fictional world, no.
>>7857072
Yeah, I remember you asking this but I'll answer again anyways. Lola to me is the lewdest one, I mean, just look at your pic. I feel like with her I will can and will be able to do this. And yes I fap daily.
>>7857154
I admire how open you are about what gets you going. Hopefully more Lola lewds come your way, whether it'd be from me or other artists.
>>7856910
Currently going against what I had in mind and am writing another uncle anon fic that features a little Lynn. Going for cute as fug and then after that am going to write some age swap sheit
Hahaha hey guys are we talkin about Lana and Lola
>>7857208
Thx pal, hope good things come your way as well
>>7855226
>>7855240
>>7855251
>>7855263
>>7855273
>>7855287
Como extraño los dias en que S.S.B. dibujaba cute lewd.
*How I miss the days in which S.S.B. used to draw cute lewd
does anyone have any art of Lynn being a girly girl?
>>7857294
>>7856563
Well for all is worth Bro,
Happy birthday and may all good things and wellness come your way
>>7857003
She either gets pregnant from some athlete she had a one night affair with, or with one of her students.
>>7854477
>Lola not toppest of tiers
Nigga what the fuck are you doing
What if i wrote something at 3AM and shared it with you fucks?
>“Hello, Little thing.” The woman said as she beckoned him closer.
>In a perfect world, Lincoln thinks that this kind of stuff wouldn't happen to him. In a perfect world, he wouldn't be in the position he seemed to find himself in more often than not nowadays.
>His eyes unfocused as he finds a seat on the strange woman's lap. Her hands immediately roam his body, touching and groping places his mom always said to keep for the woman he loved.
>At first, he was surprised. He hadn't thought there were so many women in the world who desired this sort of thing, a few girls around the neighborhood, yes; they were especially grabby. But, it was to be expected, they were as unskilled as he was then; too excited for their own good.
>But the sheer number of request he'd been getting after the first 2 months really startled him, he kept thinking “What if this one's a trap?”, CPS lurking behind every call, every text, every email. He'd learned the lingo for what his customers wanted quickly, and adapted as so to never be caught.
>He thinks back to how his misery started, like how all his misery starts, with a good deed.
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>>7857294
This sorta counts.
>>7856557
>Super religious youth
>Didn't jerk off yet but had discovered porn
>Thought I was literally the only person in my entire school who knew about stuff like that
>Terrified of going to hell but was pretty much hooked
>This girl once said "I know your secret"
>Got really scared that she was talking about my porn watching
>Ended up pinning her down and smacking her asking what my secret was over and over
>She said the secret was that I liked her
>I didn't have any feelings for her, in fact I hated her guts
Looking back she probably liked me, who fucking cares, I had a different love interest at the time
And I'm still obsessed with looking at porn which feels bad
>>7857487
Then I'd say dammit, now I need to stay up and read this.
>>7857487
>>7857509
You fuckin' got it, bub
>In the Loud house, birthdays were danger close, with every child wanting something substantial, Lola and Lana’s joint 7th birthday was no different, The former wanting a myriad of dresses and accessories, with the latter asking for enough power tools to build a small house.
>Lincoln, loving his family as he often does, picks up some more work in an attempt to provide them with everything they wanted this year. Small odd jobs, rake some leaves here, mow a lawn there. Nothing big, and unfortunately, nothing substantial. He knew that if he was going to finance this party, he’d have to pick up the pace. And his pace was duly noted by wandering eyes.
>His first “customer”, he remembers, was a girl named Maggie. He'd known her beforehand; he performed at her birthday, not a year before. She'd called him with another gig at her house, alone.
>He told her that it was Luan who saved the performance at her house, he wasn't the talent behind that act. She knew, she said that the thing she needed help with had nothing to do with acting.
>He arrived at her house excited, $100 was a lot of money for a cleaning job, he wondered belatedly what he’d be doing, he hadn’t asked after she gave him the price. A knock on the door, and seconds later she stood in the doorway, cracking a presumably uncharacteristic smile.
>“Hi!” he says happily. “I’m here to…. Do what you need to do. What do you need me to do by the way?”
>Now, she loomed over him, pinning his arms to her bed, his pants around his ankles, and tears in his eyes as she took what she wanted, every unwanted thrust sending shock waves of pleasure through her, and a bit of pain through him.
>He remembers her hand around his throat, the lack of air blurring his vision further. She peppers his face with kisses and nips at his skin, he chokes out a moan as they ejaculate together.
Good night /tlhg/
My arm has been killing me all day due, but as the stupid retard that I am, I decided to masturbate despite the pain and now I can't barely move my arm.
>>7857523
>“Definitely better than my fingers.” she said as he curled in a fetal position next to her, his mind racing to forget the deed, to forget the pain.
>“Do me a favor and don't tell your sisters.” she said throwing a $100 bill on his sweat covered body, as she leaves the room.
>He lost his virginity that day and labored for weeks to forget the experience.
>He’d ended up pooling the money he’d earned to buy Lola a new tiara and to buy Lana a Black and Decker drill. The party passed and his sisters were happy, all in all, it served to help him forget about what he had to do to get their presents, pushing it to the recesses of his mind when he saw their smiling faces that Saturday morning.
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“You're Lincoln Loud, right?” The girl asked.
It had been 3 months before he was stopped while walking near the park. Three girls, from the middle school, Maggie must've talked.
He shakily confirms her question, his wariness of the opposite gender getting the better of him.
“Maggie told us what you did for her, we want in,” she said, producing $100. The girls themselves were sporting menacing grins, they looked like typical tough girls, the kind that would sooner take your lunch money than talking to guys like him.
He remembers telling them that he didn't like that kind of stuff, he told them that he wasn't going to do anything like that again. He remembers being hoisted into the air.
“If you want to see your dyke sister with all her teeth tomorrow, I suggest you do what we say.” she says as he nods quickly.
>>7857525
Good night anon, wish you good luck with that arm.
>>7857552
Shit, i forgot about the other half.
>They drag him to the park bathrooms. 2 standing guard while the first girl shoves him inside, she locks the door.
>Lincoln stood stock still as she circled him, he couldn’t really believe this was happening again. She slaps his ass as she commands him.
>“Pants.” she demanded, he tried in vain to talk himself out of this.
>“L-look, I'm sure you're not thinking about it now, b-but this is wrong, we can't do-”
>His ears ring as the punch sends him to the ground, warm blood spills from his busted nose as tears flow from his eyes. She's on him in seconds.
>“I'll tell you when to use your mouth,” she says as she fiddles with his belt. He pops free from his jeans.
>She marvels a bit at her prize, “Guess that’s why Lynn is such a faggot, must’ve seen this monster growing up and gave up the whole gender.”
>He doesn’t hear her, all he can think about is how unfair this all is, he looks to the bathroom ceiling even as she mounts him, he doesn’t meet her eyes. Her hot breath hangs in the air above him, she smelled like cigarettes and terror.
>She’s rougher than Maggie, there are no pecks on the cheeks, there are no sloppy caresses. There was only pain as she bounced, his flesh bruising quickly from the larger girl.
>The blood from his nose pools on the ground behind his head, dying the back of his head in the same color.
>She howls, as she must’ve reached climax, he doesn’t finish, not this time.
>She finds her breath. “Goddamn, you’re pretty good,” she said, panting.
>“Can I go now?” he asks, feigning emotionlessness, he really hoped she was going to let him go now.
>She chuckles, something Lincoln decides he never wants to hear again, she gets up, her legs, slick with her own satisfaction, she reaches the door and gives it a dull knock. “Tammy, It's your turn.”
>Oh.
>>7857525
You gotta do what you gotta do, nighty night, fucko
>>7857612
>He doesn’t leave that bathroom until after 8:00 pm, the moon hangs in the sky as he stumbles out of the bathroom with his bookbag. His nose, while cleaned up, still sports a nasty bruise from the punch he got, while his clothing was disheveled and smelled of sweat. He palms the $300 he got out of this situation.
>He arrives at his house with a limp and scurries through the front door as to avoid interaction with anyone. The house was almost asleep when he enters, it seems no one really noted his absence anyway, all is dark except a dull light from the kitchen.
>He attempts to make his way upstairs.
>“Lincoln?” he hears behind him. Leni stands at the foot of the stairs. “We haven’t seen you all day, where were you?”
>He’s glad it's dark or she would have definitely spotted the blood on the back of his shirt, but he still has to get her off his back somehow, he can’t let anyone know this is going on.
>“D-Did you check my room?” he asks her.
>“Hmmm~” she hummed. “I didn’t, but I guess that is where you’d be.” she surmises. She walks up the stairs past him. “Good night, Linky,” she says with a yawn. He hears the door to his two older sisters room close, he’s in the clear.
>>7857659
You forgot Luan's eyelash-ah fuck it, good job.
>>7857639
Last one for tonight.
>Once upstairs, he makes a beeline for the bathroom, as he turns on the light, the door to Lori and Leni’s room opens again.
>“Oh yeah, Linky, there’s meatloaf in the-” Leni begins but stops as the light illuminates her brothers' visage, his blood stained hair and shirt, his slightly warped nose and busted lip, his tired gaze, all of it.
>“Lincoln, w-what happened to yo-”
>“Leni, you’re dreaming, go back to bed.” he says with a coldness that is uncommon to him.
>She looks at him, and he looks back, his gaze as steely as sheet metal.
>“O-Okay.” she says quietly as she closes the bedroom door.
>In the bathroom, the shower starts as he goes through the motions of cleaning his body, the first time this happened he scrubbed himself red every time he was in the shower for weeks. Now, he just lazily scrubs away at the dried blood on his skin. He hops out and further cleans the cut on his lip.
>He’s about to put his clothes down the chute when he remembers what state they’re in, questions would be asked, he deigns to keep them with him as he walks to his room.
>He dresses for bed and prepares to sleep. He closes his eyes.
…..
…..
>Sleep, unfortunately, does not find him.
That boy linc is for suffering
>>7857674
Fixed.
>>7857691
unf nice.png
Okay, NOW it's fixed.
>>7857793
You forgot the pickles.
>>7857811
Eat shit, they're under your tongue!
>>7857685
Nice writing, mang. Look forward to your continuation!
Haven't watched Lock N Loud and Vantastic Voyage yet so tell me, Is Lock N Loud good and did Sullivan redeemed/improved himself a bit with Vantastic Voyage?
>>7857685
good job
Goodnight /TLHG/, wish you all good luck on whatever you do tomorrow.
>>7857860
I haven't watched it either, but while some say it can be pretty meh others do like it.
General Consensus is that it's better than Brawl in the Family, but that's not really hard to pull off.
>>7857880
Night man
>>7857793
>even as a fat pig Lana has more eyelashes than Luan
>Have to catch a plane tonight
>Won't be able to watch new episode as it airs
>>7857946
That's because Lana is an innocent girl who's just trying to be polite and eat everything that's offered to her, and Luan is a lecherous, five-headed little imp who's hands will snake towards any mound of fat she can get her hands on.
>>7853376
Webrip for Vantastic Voyage
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BzoqlqTNMXr5SmpUS3phQ2RfZDQ/view
>>7857685
You should post stuff like this more often m8
>>7853664
>watchin
The Twilight Zone
>Drawin'
It's 4 am here. I'm open to suggestion
>>7858288
You should draw some proto-ronnie! Or one of your favorite background qts
>>7858288
Carol would be nice
>>7853664
>WATCHIN
This thread, MXC, and just finished Lock 'N Loud. It was pretty good.
>PLAYIN
Tony Hawk on the PSP and some LoL
>LISTENIN TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtZzm0xWAxo
>WRITIN
Thinking whether to continue working on a fic about Lincoln and Clyde picking random videos in a store and ended up being bad or about Lincoln making some sort of documentary video about his family (mainly the sisters) like he's a narrator on a animal documentary show in channels like Discovery channel
>WHATEVER-IN
As I rewatch old wrestling vids, my appreciation of it increases.
:/
>>7858366
cute
Cute
CUTE
C U T E
U
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>>7858366
pretty linka, I wonder what's gotten her so flustered.
>>7858331
Fookin' 4 am doodle foo ya m8
>>7858366
>when it's bedtime, but you gotta be cute af
>>7858475
fukin nice bruv
>>7858475
10/10 Carol
>>7858366
I want to cuddle that Linka.
Does patanu even lurk here?
I just wanted to tell him his drawings are awesome
...zzz...
>>7856910
Newb here.
Corner Flag has felt like ass to write ever since I lost a large portion of my progress. That is the reason you haven't seen any updates. I'm still working on it but at an extremely slow pace.
>>7856926
Just don't scratch your head too much and too hard. I've done that shit a couple of times now and it sometimes leave blood spots on my pillow.
>>7856419
>come on guys
How do you expect anyone to have even had the full sized version?
I saw some greentext about an Older Lucy seducing her brother. Decided to doodle something inspired by that
>>7853619
Nah it would've hit her by now. I'd say Luan and above safe I can't tell if Lynn is a late bloomer or just a midget?
>>7858715
Good work. Forgot the pig like appearance but that's a non issue.
February 17th
Mighty Magiswords: 745,000 (0.15) (Series Low)
Steven Universe: 1,018,000 (0.22) (Series Low)
February 21st
Rusty Rivets: 1,019,000 (0.24)
The Loud House: 1,709,000 (0.41)
Bunsen Is a Beast! (Series Premiere): 1,378,000 (0.30)
The Amazing World of Gumball: 1,143,000 (0.25)
February 22nd
The Loud House: 1,707,000 (0.36)
Bunsen Is a Beast: 1,417,000 (0.26)
The Amazing World of Gumball: 1,136,000 (0.25)
Sad!
>>7859059
Fuck that. Her schnoz will fit her face when she's older
>>7859065
This is just sad! These low energy cartoons cannot compete with Loud House!
Steven Universe is the weakest cartoon on this stage by far! Gumball was up against Loud House and still pulled better ratings! Steven is a big fat mess!
>>7859065
Did any of those shows aside from Loud House had a new episode during those times (especially during feb 17)? If so, I'm surprised and glad that even after a hiatus and a not so clear release schedule, the show still manages to top some shows.
>>7859085
Those listings are always for new episodes.
>>7859092
Well damn
>>7859065
You know what's really sad?
Only close to 2 million kids are watching cartoons.
Where the fuck is all the rest of the kiddos? YouTube?
>>7859065
I don't give two shits about ratings but I think the problem with CN is that Dan Teen Titans overload. Every time my nephew comes over that's all I ever see on that damn station. What the hell are they thinking?
>>7859104
YouTube
Streaming on their iphones
Playing video games
Shitposting
>>7859077
Sorry buddy, she has inherited the Loud family nose. But instead of growing out it gets wider and wider.
>>7859094
I think it went off the rails and he started adding in a "anon" character.
>>7859104
If more decent cartoons are made, it's possible that kids will go back to watch T.V. again.
Shows like Loud House and Gumball is a good start.
>>7859094
Not that I've seen. He apparently died after making this last update
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7809808/#7811360
>>7859149
>The Overdone References of Screamball
>good
>>7859155
That's a shame. I'm going to bed
>>7859159
I know but as far as I'm concerned, It's one of the current shows in CN that picks up my attention now and then on that channel.
>>7859155
>there are probably people who browsed here who are now dead
Do you think they talk about how they'd fuck Lincoln, his voice actor and/or loudcest during their recording breaks and when they hang out?
>>7859184
I honestly could never sit through an episode of that no matter how much I tried. It's not even a horrible show [spolopers]like Steven Universe[/bazoopers] but it just fails to be really that engaging.
>>7859159
What would you rather watch on CN?
Gumball or TTGO?
Gumball or Nu-Powerpuffs Girls?
Gumball or Regular Show?
Gumball or Adventure Time?
>>7859189
No, not at all
>>7859189
>Grey Griffin
This woman is a disgrace! Used to be one of the foremost champions against Social Justice bullshit, then she marries some liberal douche, pops out a kid, her other kid becames a fag at age eight, and now even Hartman can't tolerate her Hillary supporting ass on his shows. Sad!
>>7859206
I'd rather not watch CN at all.
>>7859186
>tfw they died during the awful, awful hiatus when the general was at it's worst
>>7859186
>probably
There's at least one, anon
>>7859206
Gumball
Powerpuff Girls
Regular Show
Adventure Time
>>7859189
Yes. They're very lewd women who are aware of the fandoms of the show they're doing
>>7859268
>watching the new Powerpuff Girls
Don't breed, my man
>>7859212
Walking In someone elses shoes changes ya.
Good morning guys!
>>7859206
I'm still fucking disappointed that Regular Show and Adventure Time went bad later on.
I can see the need to expand the world and all that but damn, they're doing it the wrong way. All the reasons on why I enjoyed the early episodes are gone on later episodes. I mean fuck, I owned one of those plastic Finn's sword and a figure of him. That's how I enjoyed the early seasons of AT.
>>7859301
Spread you butt
>>7859301
What's so "good" about this morning, hm?
>>7859324
How did it get so bad? Mind explaining? I stopped watching it a few seasons because fuck cable n shieet
>>7859301
Lori seeing she put on some weight and wants Lincoln(Lynn is busy) to help her exercise and diet episode when?
Or a fic?
>>7859382
>>7859301
Wanted to say morning and I forgot
>>7859284
I don't watch it. But I'd watch it over Gumball.
Would you still love and respect your favorite Loud if you caught them shitting from on top of a desk while moaning your name?
>>7859412
Nope.
>>7859412
Only if they eat the shit afterwards
Casual incest when?
Is on-model r34 sexy?
>>7859481
Yes.
>>7859463
>tfw casual nudity anon finally got what he wanted after all these years of trying to request them
I hope he sees this where ever he is...
>>7859481
It can be
It has it's charm
>>7859481
yes, very much so
>>7859481
I think so. But that depends on the models.
>>7854473
Leni got a vegan to eat meat.
That should be worth best sister status right there.
>>7859361
I haven't watched both shows for a long time now so I might miss some spot or make a mistake.
Both AT and RS main focus, mainly on the start, is 2 pals going on some adventures. That formula is still kinda present later on however, it's diluted with some heavy drama and shit. My problem with that is that it tends to affect the whole funny, entertaining, and interesting portion of the show which is pretty much the main reasons why I liked those shows in the first place.
I recall watching or catching a glimpse of a somewhat recent episode of the two shows and all I can say is, I can't find the charm anywhere. I can't feel the "cartoon" aspect of the cartoon. It feels more of those drama shows or something that you see as a kid while you surf the T.V. around 10 A.M. while you're bored and/or sick that fails to get your attention and you'll just skip to another channel after like 3 seconds. Both shows still tries to be funny sometimes but it doesn't do its job well as compared to before.
>>7856537
20 yr old Reporting. Taking break from college to try to be an EMT. Maybe I can find some self worth there
>>7859501
Ugh!
>>7856648
Wew
>>7856573
>Tfw don't even wanna drive or upgrade my permit to a license because too scared to go on a busy road
>>7856537
Bah, don't think like that anon. Once you get your degree, there are some ways to get some cash which can lead to improve your life. Maybe get an online job or something. Find an opportunity man and don't stop searching. Might be a hassle at start but later on, it will pay off.
I'm still in college but even then I'm doing some things that will give me some cash which can lead to a good future. I recently became an agent for a health insurance company (though I haven't started getting clients yet properly because of school) and planning to enter the stockmarket.
Whatever it is, just don't give up. Life's a bitch so you better grab her by the clit.
>>7856573
>I don't really care to be successful in this world. I feel that it's all just shit, garbage that wasn't meant to be.
Same, kinda. I want to be successful, but at the same time, I don't give a shit. I just want a job that gives enough to support my hobbies, that's it.
>25
>haven't found anything that I'm good at
>a smarter person than me has trouble finding a job here
>minimum wage everywhere
>Loud House and perhaps video games are the only things saving me from depression
You'd be making someone feel a hint of happiness if there'd be more incest undertones here and there, Savino
That has been my desire in life to just continue living in my apartment and have enough money to support my hobbies. My mom keeps pushing me to finish my worthless degree because she believes it will get me a job. I just want a simple part time job that does not deal with interacting with other people like some comfy warehouse job where I take care of sorting goods
>>7859625
Have you considered learning an instrument?
You could make Luna proud.
>>7859652
You could move to nigger Detroit, like me. $15 and up factory jobs are popping up like fucking crazy. Cost of living is really cheap as well
>>7859672
> factory jobs are popping up like fucking crazy
interesting, i wonder who is responsible for that
also
>detroit
Is the risk really that worth the reward? Literally any moment some feral nigger could come and kill you
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B59T8dBmLbQ
>>7859684
Look at night time security in a safe city, I sit in my booth and shitpost all night while getting paid.
>>7859684
>Is the risk really that worth the reward? Literally any moment some feral nigger could come and kill you
That's just a meme. Despite being nigger-infested, it's still a city in America. I've lived here my entire life, and still here, right? The most you have to worry about is dick-ass thieves trying to break into your house, but then either invest in bars for your home or move into a (GOOD) apartment.
Wow, this thread got pretty pathetic toward the end huh?
>>7859742
Eh, it happens sometimes
>>7859742
suck my cock dude
>>7859832
Eat my ass buddy
>>7859861
Fondle my testicles Fella
>>7859864
Lick my labia girlfriend
>>7859874
but im ghey...
>>7859883
Too bad.
>>7859883
Imbide my serpent, bro!!