ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite nerd? Info

>>7853097
not skitters

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>>7853097
well, maxie seems pretty cool
>>7853092
fine
please can you teleport me something for me, mu lord palkia?

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>>7853143
yeah sure
>Vodka gets teleported to the nearest flat surface

>>7853092
(honestly, I had to Google who Kamina was and I still don't know who he is or what he is from)
(So it is probably a bad Idea, like one Reason I didn't like one punch cosplay anon was because even though, I had seen and knew what he was from, I didn't know much about Saitama or one punch man manga in general and it didn't feel right because of it)

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>>7853097
Well I don't mean this as an insult, but deerling, she is the cutest of nerds

>>7853097
skitters
also bones

>>7853097
Jirachi

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Good evening. How's everyone been the last couple of days?

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>>7853097
I'M PARTIAL TO THE TRAINER WHO GUARDS ONE OF MY NEW DISCIPLES, AS FAR AS "NERDS" ARE CONCERNED.

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>>7853191
A little better, how about you?

>>7853172
(That's understandable. He could still make a cool faceclaim for a normal trainer, if you decide to go that route.)
(He's the main character from Gurenn Lagann, I believe. I haven't finished the series, so I don't know if he's still the MC at the end or what.)

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>>7853191
Alright. Life's been okay, like, recently.
And 'chu?

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>>7853191
Panicked. You?

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>>7853169
thanks, i'm going to drink my boredom away because there is nothing to do on this ship
>>7853191
pretty great
i'm going to get crunked

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>>7853191
I'm still not home, I feel like shit

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>>7853097
Maxie~
A full team of six with ... Groudon! Isn't this ... nice?

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>>7853213
Surprised to see you still awake snowbank.

But I've been busy! Lots of places to check for berries, mushrooms, and a thrown out puff that was well worth the battle over!

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>>7853295
That's, like, super-cool!
Savor that victory Puff, 'chu earned it!
>>7853280
THAT'S, LIKE, NOT COOL AT ALL.

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>>7853280
>already a bit drunk thanks to the high quality vodika that palkia gave him
not as nice as you babe
it's explains why you went to team magma you're hot

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>>7853295
>snowflake
>slightly flustered fox

U-uh yeah I'm still awake, it's 7:43pm where I am that's why, and that sounds like alot of worj, good thing my uncle and aunt taught me how to be a hard worker

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>>7853321
It's ... very cool. Ahahaha~
>>7853342
Of course I am~
Now what to do ...

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>>7853380
Do you seek the truth to where Maxie is?

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>>7853416
Hey White you're fighting a losing battle, everybody is more interested in Black for some reason

>>7853439
Black is actually offering things, whereas White is offering...truth.
Which is what the internet is for.

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>>7853380
good i like confident girls
so do i have a chance for a date with you?
i think that i could see your cute side
cuter than you already are of course

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>>7853416
Can I ask a few questions, maybe get a copy of your manifesto?
I'm curious as to what your objective is.

Same thing with Black, if they're listening.

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>>7853416
... No. I know where he is~
>>7853461
We can see.

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>>7853459
Things and power are nice but the truth can set you free.

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>>7853321
Thanks, thunderwave.
It was soooo gooood. I can't believe there are pokemon out there who eat them all the time.

>>7853356
Working hard's important, flurry.

"The work of life is living," my mum used to say. Pretty sure she meant that you can always cram some fights in between the boring bits of being hungry and sleeping.

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>>7853494
you wish to further your situation through knowledge
what is it you wish to know?

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>>7853459
But bro, on the Internet nobody knows 'chu're a Pokemon unless 'chu, like, tell them.
Truth and information aren't, like, always the same thing. Smart dudes like Streambro know how to find the signal in the noise.

>>7853522
My bro cooks malasadas but, like, we don't eat 'em all the time 'cause we'd get all out of shape if we did.
Glad 'chu liked it~.

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>>7853439
I can offer truths you have wanted for eons. Truths to why terrible things have happened. Truths to where treasure lies.
>>7853494
I seek to bring truth to the world. Show the world that truth is peace.
What else do you wish to know?
>>7853499
I hope you find peace in your choice.

>>7853573
actually youre probably jirachi with how bad youre doing

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>>7853612
boi i swear to fuck

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>>7853567
>>7853573
You're both assembling teams, and both have an endgame in mind.
I've got two questions, really - whether you're cooperating or in conflict with each other, and what you're trying to accomplish.

>>7853612
noodles why must you pretend to be me?

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>>7853499
i'll give you an good impression, courtney pie
i'm a cool guy
>pour another glass of vodka

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>>7853642
i seek a free world
a world not tainted by the restrictions of your society
one without the pokeball
without your laws
a primal world like the one of old
there are no teams
just manipulators and their pieces
cooperation and conflict are irrelevant
i need the king to succeed
if he's in my way he becomes an enemy

>>7853658
(noodles here, I have not made any posts at all, since I said I was dropping Wes, been too busy scavenging together images and picking out a pokemon for my next attempt at a character)

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>>7853522
"Chu know, I don't actually know Thunder Wave, punchin'-paws.
My moves are, like, mostly straight-up 'ouch' instead of lock-down based. Maybe I should change that?

>>7853642
Bro, I hope 'chu know what 'chu're doing.

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>>7853573
Can you tell me why I wasn't good enough for my trainer?

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>>7853642
I seek a world with truth. Ideals are treated as lesser in this world.
There is no crime, there are no lies.
People do not die.
Families are not torn asunder.
Blood is not spilled.
Strife is over.

Is this not a peaceful world?
>>7853787
Will you be willing to follow me?

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>>7853799
Depends on what you'd have me do.

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>>7853761
>>7853799
Both of you want something that cannot exist.
Especially white, that perfect utopia sounds more like purgatory.
Black, on the other hand, wants chaos, which is more natural, but still cannot be for any more than a short period of time before everything stops working.
You are both fools. That is all there is to this.

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>>7853865
I seek to avoid bloodshed, yet the other side wishes for it. I only ask you listen to my call when battle comes.
I will give you your answer after.
>>7853914
You would rather have strife and chaos over peace and perfection?

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>>7853761
>>7853799
I appreciate how forthright you've been, but I don't think I'm going to swear any oaths this evening.
Take care, alright? I'm going to draw straws with some grunts to see who has to tell our boss bad news.

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>>7853761
>>7853799
>>7853941
Go to your fucking rooms.

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>>7853956
. . . Does this mean I'm out of my infernal contract?

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>>7853914
you say that this ideal world can not exist but for a short period of time
yet much of this worlds existence was spent in such a state
the world as you know it has been shaped by humans over the past 10,000 years
yet your planet has been around for several billion
>>7853967
no
>>7853956
i am in the room assigned to me already

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>>7853956
I am in my room.

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>>7853982
>>7853995
Keep this snark up, kids. I hope N doesn't mind a visit.

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>>7854005
.... what?

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>>7854005
this is a two player game
stop interfering

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>>7853941
There is nothing peaceful or perfect about your goal.
The world needs conflict to grow, you would rather it stagnate into infinite nothingness.
Every soul living in your world would be miserable.

>>7853982
Yes, I realize that humanity has only been around for a short time in the grand scheme of the world.
And yet it has changed it so much, in so little time.
You cannot change the path the world is taking without destroying everything it strives for.

There must be balance in all things.
Both of you must realize this.

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>>7854010
You have five seconds to open the window.
Five.
>>7854033
One second.

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>>7854010
Sir, I have a boatload of bad news.
Unknown powers making deals with random people.
Groudon waking up again and getting controlled by a psychotic former Team Magma Admin who even their old boss thinks had gone around the bend.
Oh, and another power player is on our ship and smashed up the mess hall a bit.
So, yeah, typical Thursday.

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>>7853522
Sorry I took so long blueberry, I had to catch, kill, and eat dinner

But yeah I haven't had a real fight in FOREVER, that garchomp wasn't half bad either, though I only ate a little, left the rest for the others

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>>7854041
.... which one?
>Opens the deck's viewing windows
>>7854055
... what. Something smashed up the mess hall... And no one thought to contact me?

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>getting drunker and drunker
you know this it's pretty annoying have this gelatinous mass around my body, it makes the girls go away, but female reuniclus are popular with male, i mean i fucked some reuniclus girls too and but since i'm used to the gelatinus mass it doesn't change the feeling
but hey fucking non reuniclus girl feels great

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>>7854067
We were busy cleaning up the mess, sir.
My apologies.
>Withers slightly under Gaze of Angry N

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>>7854034
humanity has set this world on a path in dire need of correction
every day i hear the screams of brethren trapped in pokeballs
if i must raze this world to the ground and see it set upon the correct path then so be it

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>>7853941
I dunno that sounds like I'll have to fight my friend who's pledged his craziness to Black.

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>>7854067
It does not matter.
>>7854105
I AM GIVING YOU THREE SECONDS TO CEASE THIS.
THREE

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>>7854124
DO NOT WORRY.
HE IS UNDER MY PROTECTION SHOULD HE BREAK THE CONTRACT HE STUMBLED INTO.
COINCIDENALLY, ONE OF BLACK'S OTHER NEW RECRUITS IS SOMEONE I DEER-LY WISH TO SEE SHUFFLED OFF THIS MORTAL COIL.

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>>7854138
>roll away into the vents

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>>7854041
>>7854105
>>7854138
Oh absolutely fucking amazing the frozen chicken is going to save us all
god i hate this place
i hate you all
this isnt enough alcohol
fiffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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>>7854138
Please don't destroy my frigate...

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>>7854060
Huh. I didn't know 'chu hunted. Cool.

>>7854076
Sorry I can't help 'chu out there. I'm guessing 'chu're not into dudes, bro.

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>>7854220
WRETCH
>KYUREM USED OUTRAGE

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>>7854105
Then I certainly hope you have the ability to overcome the unyielding defense of those who wish the world to stay as it is, as it should be, in shades of gray.

The same goes for White as well, nobody will roll over and accept your utopian fantasies. They will fight until their dying breaths.

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>>7854233
>DANGER?
>>7854248
>THREAT??

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>>7854222
You're funny! Is it because you're drinking that alcohol stuff?

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>>7854248
>IF YOU'RE HAVING HULL PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
>I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BREACH AIN'T-
>WAIT IS A BREACH ONE I DONT KNOW

>>7854277
I would greatly appreciate it if you were to keep us from crash-landing, thanks.

>Emerging from "command room" (actually bedroom), after hours of analyzing the data structures of Necrozma's personality files
>General chaos
What in the fuck

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>>7854313
heres two things
one uh
courtney
beat the frozen chicken
two archie youre a fuckiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii g loser i just got drunker than you could ever hope
sssssssssslut
slut
sut SLUT
im going to go puke my guts out

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>>7854355
Haha what? Are you okay?

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>>7854235
Yeah, uncle X taught me most survival skills, aunt E taught me the knife throwing though, and it was only level 50. It was an easy take... I miss them

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>>7854060
Wow! A garchomp!
The flurry's a blizzard!

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>>7854350
(oops)

>>7854277
Command: calm down

>>7853416
>>7853573
Truths you say? Tell me more.

>>7853799
Though if I have to say anything, what you describe would be a pretty bland and boring world.

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>>7854274
they can be convinced
one way or ano-
>>7854248
>It hits the wall he's in
>Wall explodes, Zekrom gets sent flying out
>Being forced into his dragonoid form has stunned him
>No attack this post

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>>7854235
yeah i'm not into girls dude, but hey at least there are girls that are into a bit of slimy feeling
my last girlfriend, dumped me becuase i was too slimy feeling
>>7854222
i don't hate you and your underling is still hot as hell

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>>7854386
ILL SHOW YOU A GODDAMN NERD ARCHIE
A NERD THAT COUDL
FUCKING
SOPUT EIGHT PIOINT SEVEN INCHES DOWN YOUR THROAT
ILL TEAR Your fuckign
eyes out

fuckign ass pirate fucking ass pirate

ass pirate

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>>7854415
>>7854248
Ohgodthatsmywallwhyareyoufightinginmyroom
>>7854277
YES
THERE'S A HULL BREACH IN MY ROOM

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>>7854438
... 8.7 inches?
I don't get it...?
What are you ranting about?

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>>7854415
I AM TIRED OF GIVING YOU MERCY
STUPID WRETCH
>KYUREM USED OUTRAGE

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>>7854407
>>7854442
??? THREAT
>>7854415
>NECROZMA USED PRISMATIC LASER

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>>7854248
>>7854415
ABSOLUTELY NO FIGHTING IN THIS SHIP
Or at least no legendary levels, we gotta keep ourselves well trained.
STILL

>>7854438
Whoa nelly

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>>7854393
Oh, s-stop... it was nothing...
>is blushing
>roll for the likeness of riolu finding this out through a screen

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>>7854438
You're going to shove a Diglet down his throat?

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>>7854442
Don't worry, boss! I won't let 'chu fall through the hull breach!
>nyoom, alolachu hover time!

>>7854438
'Chu're just salty 'chu couldn't plunder that booty bro.

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>>7854355
>>7854438
what the actual fuck

who the fuck are you calling an ass pirate

>A hobo is sitting in a train car with nothing but a Bottle of Booze and his Trusty lycanroc names Wolfy
>he pets his faithful Doggo companion
Don't Worry little buddy, we will Reach Castelia City soon

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>>7854463
>>7854492
>>7854495
>>7854499
fug u
>>7854500
ass pirate
cant even get fucking
kyogre
or,get this drunk
ass
s
s

ppireate

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>>7854499
>BONK
>Debris to the face.
>Ray is out for the next fifteen minutes minimum

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>oh shit a fucking hull breach
>Hal, Jay, Zeta, please go to the breach and try to save as many lives as possible

>>7854485
COMMAND: PRIORITIZE LIFE SAVING, HULL BREACH REPAIR

>>7854442
Sir? You alright? Could you get Zekrom as far as possible from the ship?

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>>7854467
HEY
HE MAY BE A WRETCH
BUT THAT WRETCH IS MY COMPANION, AND I REFUSE TO STAND BY WHILE YOU KILL HIM.
>Nihilego Power Gem
>>7854485
WHAT THE FUCK?
THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT WHAT I MEANT.
>Zoroark Dark Pulse

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>>7854536
>OW
>>7854529
ACCEPTED
>DO THAT THING

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>>7854555
AAAAAAAAAAAA
>NECROZMA FLIPS THE FUCK OUT AND SHOOTS LIKE EIGHT PRISMATIC LASERS AND SHUTS DOWN

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>>7854528
>ohnoyouarenotslippingaway
Jay, please get Ray to safety

>>7854555
THE FUCK

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>>7854467
>>7854485
>Missed!
>The wall took the brunt of it, but Zekrom still took splash damage!
>Zekrom is at half health!
>Zekrom used Outrage on Kyurem!

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>>7854536
OUT
>KYUREM USED EARTH POWER

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>Unzips revolver

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>>7854522
i let the kid have kyogre because i realized i was fucking stupid

go watch your chinese cartoons nerd
youre drunk as fuck

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>>7854493
It's totally something! That's really... cool!

I'm getting pretty sleepy though, so see you around snowdrift.

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>>7854522
>>7854629
Are you two special friends? Is that why you keep insulting each other, so nobody will find out?

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>>7854629
fuck you there good chinese cartoons

fucking stupid jock
wheres your ass pirate buddies
>>7854651
ill knock your fuckling brains out with my fucking glases if you dont shut up
fucking ass pirate and his fucking ass zapdog

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>>7854647
Ok, you too you cute blueberry

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>>7854625
Sir? Sir? We need to land the ship ASAP

>>7854575
FUCK

>>7854598
FUCK x 2

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>>7854598
>The extra jellestrial is fucking ko'd
NIHILEGO
DAMNIT
>Zoroark Focus Blast!

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>>7854677
I AM WORKING ON LANDING IT
>ROLL FOR A SAFE LANDING
>I'm going to regret this roll.

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>the Train starts to Slow down at it Reaches Castelia City
Come on Wolfy, we better get out of here before anyone catches us in here
>once the train slows down to a safe speed the hobo and his Lycanroc companion jump out at the edge of the city and

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>>7854666
you're cool maxie i like you

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>>7854595
AH
WHELP
>Kyurem used Earth Power.
>>7854687
YOU AS WELL
SCUM
>ICE BEAM

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>>7854598
fsgfgsgfsgfsggaaaaaaaaah ALPHA FUCKING STRIKE
>Jay used Flash Cannon
>Hal used Tri Attack

RAY? RAAAAAAAY?

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>>7854625
Sir, we might want to land and/or evacuate.
>Also unzips a revolver. Two shots.
>Thank you thread shenanigans thirty threads ago
>>7854689
>Trying to help!

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>>7854666
psssssst
can ruby and i like
fucking get some of those magma uniforms
they look comfy

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>>7854651
i will suplex you into a volcano.

>>7854666
hell if i know
most of them fucked off

and were not ass pirates god damnit

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>>7854720
whatever just
whatever
ill have courtney take it to you if im not dead tomorrow
>>7854721
oh
You y You wanna like, get a beer together?

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>>7854704
>Bye ruse fox
>N starts to back up against the wall
>And a certain hyena-doggo jumps in front of him
Friends!!!
Danger!!
>Threatening hyena sounds
Protect friends!!
Be a good Type: Null!!
>Anomalesia used Crush Claw!

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>>7854712
>Not a fantastic landing but otherwise decent.
>Where the fuck are we?
>Unova?
>I'm going to say we landed in some shitty field in Unova.

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>>7854721
>>7854758
It's okay I won't tell anybody! I'm good at keeping secrets.

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>>7854704
>Zekrom is floored and clinging to consciousness
you
always
ruin
everything

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>>7854792
> Adrenaline rushing on landing.
> Probably can't take off again.
> Shit's still blowing up
> FUCK WHERE IS RAY
> Fucking book it to find the zap mouse NOW

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>>7854792
>Fucking miracles, not a crash landing but a hurried one alright
Any losses?

>>7854783
ANOMALESIA?

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>>7854796
and now youre getting the wooper.

>>7854758
eh sure why not.
youre buying though.

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so a question what do you think of pokemon that that are covered with slime?
would you hug one?

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>>7854796
Bad.
>>7854879
Great. I know a good bar in Slateport. I'll be there in ten.

>>7854873
Heshouldbearoundherehegotknockedoout
Hal, search for survivors in general
Jay, try to detect Ray's electric field it should be close

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>>7854881
Slime is gross but I'd give you a hug if you wanted one.
>>7854879
>>7854920
I'm sorry...

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>>7854941
>Evens, Ray's nearby.
>Odds, Ray's not in the area...

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>>7854944
but the slime of a reuniclus doesn't stick to other people we have contact with but it i heard that it feels warm and cozy i'm just used to it

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>>7854944
w o o p

>>7854920
alright
ill be waitin on ya foureyes.

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>>7855023
Please no I just thought you guys liked each other...

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>>7854944
I'll be getting my smacking stick too.
>>7855023
They're prescription prostate plunderer.
>Kick him in the back of the leg.
>>7855044
Smacking stick.

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>>7854941
(welp)

>>7854996
>Jay detects something charged in the nearby area
>But doesn't know exactly where
John, we will have to search under every beam, every piece of fallen debris.

I'll try with this beam here, Jay help me with this one.
>rolling to see if Ray's there

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>>7854996
Owww...
My head...
>Ray finally regains something approximating consciousness.
We... crashed. Fuuuuuck.

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>>7855077
>WELP
>UNDER LOTS OF DEBRIS
>HE AINT GETTING OUT ALONE

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>>7855091
>NEBBY ATTEMPTS TO DIG THE MOUSE OUT OF THE RUBBLE
>TOTALLY NOT TO EAT HIM
>NOPE

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(You know, I think I am done)
(Its just too fucking hard to just introduce new characters because Everyone elses characters are just so completely interconnected to each other and doing their own thing that it makes it impossible to just naturally introduce a new character)
(If I have the character doing their own thing then they get completely ignored because there is no Reason for anyone else to interact with them or do anything because they don't know this new character and everyon elses characters are just all in large groups now for the most part)
(and if I try to force the character to interact with a group it just feels forced and shitty nine times out of ten which is why I dropped Wes so fast)

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>>7854783
>>7854850
(I'm really sorry there's shit going on in my life if you want to NPC Kyurem go ahead.)
>Draco Meteor on doggo

>>7855124
(Actually scratch that I think I can rp a bit longer, responses might be a bit sparse.)

>>7855108
(reuniclus/Nirie player here)
(i'll interact with you go on and introduce him)

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>>7855071
>Nope, not under that debris pile
>>7855103
>Or that one.

Arceus damn it, bro...
>John gets digging, third one's the charm!

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>>7855077
>>7855091
>Jay seems to have got more nervous
>There's something getting more electrically active in the area
RAY? YOU AWAKE?

>Further attempts by Jay to pinpoint Ray's lcoation

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>>7855023
>>7855054
...

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>>7855124
(I get it man, shit happens. I'll have someone from the Discord NPC him for the doggo fight)
>It hit!
>Anomalesia held on with its Focus Sash!
N-nooooo!
Not this time!!
Protect f-friends!
>Friends are in danger?
>Mask is coming off
s-save friends!
>Anomalesia used Multi-Attack Fairy!

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>>7855164
>>7855166
>He's found!
>And mostly conscious.

I'm not dead yet, bros.
>I presume you dig him out

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>>7855054
(Sorry to hear that man, hope you change your mind)
*whimper*

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>>7855054
>stumbles a bit
fuckin
you sneaky little bastard
i dont care if theyr prescription they look ridiculous
and i will have you know i have never plundered a booty.

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>>7855195
hey courtney pie, are you enjoying the show?

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>>7855200
>>7855200
>Well that was rad.
>Kyurem is kfuckinoed

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>>7855108
(Calm down man, it's all in the timing. Try again?

>>7855166
>>7855202
>>7855164
HE'S HERE, THIS PILE
EVERYONE, DIG

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>>7855195
...
>>7855219
Well, can't say it'd surprise me if you did. ... Do you feel like we're being watched?

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>>7855236
>DIG
>DIG LIKE AN OVERCAFFEINATED SANDSLASH
>HUG DAT FUKKIN MOUSE

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>>7855266
well it would certainly surprise me.
no? not any more than usual really.

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>>7855235
>Thanks dice gods
>That ended up being twice as anime as I thought it would
>Anomalesia collapses on N's lap
Did...
I do good?
I help??

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>>7855324
Whatever. Let's get those drinks.
>Just go in and grab a bar stool before he catches you 'mirin.
Coming?

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>>7855266
>And this time, it is not me doing the watching

>>7855269
>Can't get tired now
We should get him to medbay, just in case. Or what's left of the medbay. Concussions are no joke.

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>>7855157
>>7855236
(Its not even the fact that the characters get ignored)
(well it is but that is a small part of the problem)
(Like There are basically like 3 or 4 large groups)
(almost every single character is in one of these groups)
(and Every group is in a single location that serves as a base of sorts and these locations are where all the action goes on)
(so as a result if you try to have a character off by themselves they just get ignored completely because there is no reason for anyone to go interact with them or even go there unless you force them to)
(Like for example before I dropped Tree I had him In Agate vIlliage murdering random unnamed NPCs that visited it)
(I made it obvious that he was in this location and staying there)
(I tried doing it during Slow hours, I tried doing it when the thread was going fast, I tried doing ti when no plot or anything was going on , I tried doing it when there was shit going on)
(and every time everyone ignored Tree and it became obvious that no one cared about him as a character)

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>>7855336
>N gives the doggo pats
Definitely.
>His Pokemon are all returned to their Pokeballs
>>7855354
Did the medbay suffer much during the... Rough landing?

>>7855324
>>7855351
when are you going to move to ohio and fuck already?

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>>7855354
On it.
>John hauls ass with Ray to get him checked out.

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Diagnostics check. Is everything fucked to hell?
Report.

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>>7855351
of course im coming
when have i ever turned down free drinks?
>get in there and grab a seat

>>7855420
the fuck is an ohio

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>>7855431
My room is missing a wall. All of my companions have been rendered unconscious, and I think the med bay has suffered damage.
Kyurem and Zekrom are still in my room.

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>completely drunk
it's so shitty being made of a slimy substance
don't think most girls enjoy my company
except when girl are into slimeplay

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>>7855411
Not sure, but probably messy.

>>7855421
>Follows the brothers
>Roll for medbay damage
>Only seriously damaged on an odd dubs

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>>7855431
Good news first, sir: Most of our people are accounted for, worst injuries look to be fractures and concussions so far.
Bad news, we're not going anywhere fast and
med bay got kinda fucked.

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>>7855420
... Isn't that where... I've got nothing. I'm with Archie on this one.
>>7855449
I wouldn't know, I think the only times we've talked before this were when we screamed at one another.
>Order the drinks.
So, what do you do now?

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Hey guys? I think I found a fatal flaw to this mystery dungeon thing. Once you go in you can't get out or at least I have yet to find an exit.

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>>7855511
What's a mystery dungeon?

>>7855451
... I'll get the Units on that.
>>7855502
That's good. I'll be dispatching Unit Two to help with anything minor. Three and Four are on repair duty.
Five will be watching Kyurem.

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>>7855521
>Unzip revolver

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>>7855498
>>7855502
Oof...
I'm okay, guys. I just need, like, a few Potions.
>Zap mouse is back in action, mostly.
Sorry I slept through the action, bro...
>hugs

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>>7855520
Uh it's something I wished for, they're these weird chaotic areas that change their make-up every time you enter them. I read about it in an old book I found and thought it would be neat but so far it's been quite the opposite.

The Pokemon in here aren't normal, they're really aggressive like I tried talking to one of them and they immediately attacked me.

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>>7855498
(this roll is non-canon)

>>7855502
Situation's bad, but not as bad as when Chuckles got possessed.

>>7855521
I'll go search for Necrozma, he should have landed close by. I just hope he isn't too damaged.
>or she?
>whatthefuck.png comes to mind

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>>7855521
Alright. Which Drive does Unit Five have equipped?
>>7855498
>Follow everyone else
... I may need help getting Anomalesia onto the table.

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i have four more days here in orre, it sure was quite fun here
but rodger didn't appear anymore, i miss him

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>>7855509
riiiiight.
sorry bout that.
uh
currently absolutely nothing
tried to do a show in mossdeep where i wrestle sharpedo a while ago
didnt really work out.

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>>7855573
Thank you.
>>7855578
I copied over a second burn drive for it to utilize right now.
... I burned it a new burn drive.

Anyway I need to get the systems checked on.

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>>7855509
>>7855591
check this out

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>>7855602
>Sirens in the distance
>Getting ever so slightly louder

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>>7855537
>But first, medbay happenings
Don't be sorry, you tried your best in a really bad situation.

>>7855578
Let's get him on the stretcher first, then onto the table.
>Roll to get odd doggo onto the table

>>7855625
(fug lost half my post to dumbassery)
Where did we land again?
This field looks uncannily familiar...

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>>7855591
It's no problem, I suppose getting to know you under these new circumstances can make up for it.
Pff, I take it a desk job doesn't interest you?
>>7855622
Delete this.

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>>7855653
explain this then

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>>7855632
>Ray's well enough to try to help with Psychic, right?
>Oddsdubs this goes terribly wrong, odds he's just ineffective, evens everything's cool
Up we go, bro...

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>>7855653
yeaaah i guess so.
uhh
no probably not.

>>7855689
delet.

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>empy bottle of vodka
soo, wha do people think of us reuniclus?

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>>7855689
... That reminds me.
>>7855735
... Well maybe we can make a circus act together. The amazing eco terrorists. How does that sound?
Why the hell do you wear a wet suit anyway? Doesn't that hurt after a while?
>>7855748
Personally I think you all are fine.

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>>7855625
>>7855639
I wouldn't know I think the ship systems are fine.
We're ready to take off if everyone will board.

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>>7855809
On it, sir.
Are we even still airworthy? We did take at least one hull breach.

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>>7855782
thanks maxie you're cool you're the coolest team leader

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>>7855826
The Plasma Frigate would have been toast a long time ago if it couldn't handle hull breaches.
Three and Four are working on it.
I'm going to be lifting off in twenty minutes.

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>>7855849
>Lights are visible now.
>A fair number of them.
>And a few Braviary too.

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>>7855625
>>7855639
We landed somewhere in Unova, and that's all I know.

>>7855719
Relax, we got this.
>Get that doggo on the bed

>>7855809
Give me a few minutes first. Necrozma is still unaccounted for.
>Roll for how far away Necrozma landed

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>>7855632
>>7855719
>The doggo is on the table
Right, Anomalesia tanked a Draco Meteor for me. Do we have any intact Full Restores?
>>7855865
... Shit.

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>>7855865
Five minutes it is. Rotom, distract the police.

I repeat, five minutes to re board.
>>7855882
WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS. I DO NOT WANT TO FIGHT THE POLICE.

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>>7855882
>ROLL TO FETCH NECROZMA
>ODDS GET DISTRACTED BY THE RED LIGHT HE'S REFRACTING
>>7855865
>OR THE POLICE LIGHTS

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>>7855882
>Rebooting...
>Rebooting...
>Personality core: UNKNOWN loaded.
>>7855865
>Usurpers detected.
>Firing Godly Terror Beam.
>Necrozma used Prismatic Laser.

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>>7855865
>>7855882
>Zeta has been away attempting to repair hull damage and dig people out of rubble
>...Sees the flashing lights
...Uh. ...That might be a problem, sir.

>>7855911
DEFINITELY GOING TO BE A PROBLEM NOW

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>>7855782
hahah
yeah maybe, sounds like it'd be a good time at least.
i wear a wet suit because i can
also because i spend a lot of time in the waters.
it only hurts if it isn't made right.

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>>7855865
so is the police coming
i'm legal damn it, i look young but i'm over drinking age damn it
i hate when they call me kid, i'm an adult damn it, fuck you

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>>7855911
(Dude, how do you always manage to get such shitty rolls?)
>>7855909
>NEBBY GOT DISTRACTED BY THE POLICE LIGHTS
>CHEW ON A POLICE CAR

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>>7855882
>Cool, Hal found it a mere five minutes awa...

>>7855865
WELLGODFUCKINGDAMNIT

>>7855896
NEITHER DO I
Will try to contact him from here instead of on field repairs
Hal, get to Necrozma and try to reactivate it.
Zeta, I need you to help HalI truust you can get back to me through the usual means in case the ship departs and Necrozma refuses to go back online

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>>7855551
Oh.... That sounds like it would be kinda fun, if the Pokemon weren't so mad! Do you need help?

>>7855890
>>7855896
>The locals are pulling up.
>>7855911
The shot pulls waaaay to the right and blasts a nearby memorial.

> Wait that's a lot of dudes getting out who... who aren't dressed like cops.
> Since when do the cops have that many Audinos?

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>>7855937
>Zeta salutes Streambro.
Yes, sir.
>Follow Hal to Necrozma

>>7855960
...Not cops. Repeat, not cops.

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>>7855960
>NEBBY DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>KEEP CHEWING ON THOSE AMBULANCES

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>>7855928
Fantastic, "The Amazing Eco Terrorist Twins" it is. I can see our names in lights already.
Wait no, they're police lights and we're in jail.
... I suppose that's logical. Everyone in Team Aqua left?

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>>7855960
>Medicants?
>>7855977
>Smack the Lion.
Cease this.

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>>7855960
audinos are pretty cute i had a a audino girlfriend before
i wonder how she is doing?

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Uh, Colress? Sir?
Good news: Necrozma is back online
Bad news: Necrozma is back online

>>7855969
GODSPEED

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>>7855999
>Necrozma knocks itself out somehow
(i swear to fucking god)

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>>7855977
>NEBBY THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING A DUMB ASS CAT
>IT'S STUCK IN HIS MOUTH AND HE CAN'T GET IT OUT
>>7855999
>WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME
>YOU FUCKING PUNCHED HIS LIGHTS OUT
>AND THE AMBULANCE IS STILL STUCK IN HIS MOUTH
>>7856009
(Fucking how dude? If this were any other thread you would be king of the gets.)

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>>7855960
... Okay not cops.
Frigate is back to leaving in twenty minutes.

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>>7855911
WATCH YOUR GODDAMN FIRE!
>>7855936
>>7855977
>Rolls out of the car.
>Ow.
Knock that off!
We're on your side, fur-for-brains!

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>>7855911
>Zeta attempts to calm the rampaging legendary...

>>7856009
>>7855999
>who somehow calmed itself. Probably by snapping its own arm off and fainting.
>...Proceed to tow fainted legend towards the frigate

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>>7855911
>>7855960
>Hal gets just close enough to start feeding Necrozma commands from Streambro
SET PERSONALITY NC.ZMA

>>7855969
>Zeta following close by in case heavy firepower is needed

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>>7856021
(king of killing myself more like it)
>>7856028
>Robot is fucking koed.

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well crystal head really knocked himself off, i hope he's okay, he's pretty cool

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>>7856027
Apologies for the haywire legendary, sir.

...Legendaries.

>>7856021
Shouldn't you be back in Alola?

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>>7856021
>Everybody out
>The van's a loss, but nobody's dead right?

Hell of a greeting.
What's the damage here? You boys need an assist?

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>>7856067
>Turn on the intercoms.
A few bumps in bruises. Medical supplies and anything to patch up the damages would be appreciated.

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>>7856048
(Rip man, cursed forever to have either a shitposter stalker or shitty rolls)
(Did you break a mirror at any point in your life?)
>>7856027
>>7856064
>>7856067
>THE KO'D CAT SOUNDS ARE MUFFLED BY THE VAN STUCK IN HIS MOUTH
PEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

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>>7856022
That should be enough time...

>>7856009
>>7856048
I'm not sure now if it's enough time

>>7856028
>>7856031
Welp, Hal, Zeta please return. I'll have to get something heavier for the big pile of crystals.

>>7856027
Wow
Whoa
Hello, I think this is the first time we met face to face.

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>>7856084
...Yeah, that thing really is heavy.
>Return to Streambro

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>>7855985
...maybe a different name? that one would totally bring the wrong kind of attention.
yeaaah more or less.
went off to make their own pirate crew
with blackjack and hookers
or at least that's what they said.

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>>7856064
Shit happens, buddy, nobody's too beat up so it's alright.
I was in the neighborhood, and decided to tag along with the party here.

>>7856078
On it. Gentlemen, it's party time.
> Medics are go.

>>7856084
Ah, you must be Mr. "Stream Bro".
It's good to see you in the flesh.
>Handshake

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>>7856065
I'll beat you at your own game spikey haired man.
Check these numerals

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>>7856113
I don't think showbiz is for me anyway. Maybe something like what Plasma does.
Own pirate crew? That sounds fantastic...
>He leans in.
I can't get Tabitha and Courtney to leave me alone. I just want a normal life. Courtney caught fucking Groudon and now she's totally off the radar.
What the fuck do I do, man?

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>>7856113
>>7856168
...

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i hope that you guy get ready for tomorrow buecause sometimes when i get hangover my powers go haywire and i either give reandon people headaches or teleport thing to random places
>>7856135
sup, do you still want that hug?
>>7856168
don't worry maxie my man, i'll keep her crazyness in check and keep her satisfied

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>>7856117
Glad you aren't here to arrest us.

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>>7856117
And with all these happenings, I wonder for how much longer I will be in the flesh.
>Shakes hand

Long story short, the classic Unovan tale of truths versus ideals, except Kyurem showed up and won.
Apologies too for Necrozma, it is still not fully tuned up.

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>>7856188
There are no hugs for where this foul beast is going.
>>7856135
BANISHED TO THE SHADOWREALM!

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>>7856222
oh yeah bitch
check these singles

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>>7856205
Nahhh.
I'm technically off the force, I couldn't cuff you even if I wanted to.
Besides...
>>7856216
Most of the officers here served with distinction during the first civil conflict here.
No jury would convict the eyes of the rebellion or the team that took out ol' General Mad Dog.

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...
whered N go

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>>7856222
(Am i actually being banished to the distortion world for this?)
Oh mew please I just made some new friends don't take me away from them.
>>7856270
Save me sunglasses man, this spiked hair one means to rip me away from you and chicken chan

>>7856278
You fucked him so hard he imploded.

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>>7856278
why is there a fucking hole in our room????

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>>7856168
i still can't believe that dudes name is tabitha.
but uh, i can get you a ship out of here if you want.
i don't know how to deal with crazies beyond getting the hell away from them.

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>>7856278
Med bay.
.... how much different does a Silvally behave from a Type: Null?
>>7856304
.... Kyurem doesn't like Zekrom.

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>>7856287
>roll to teleports zapdoggo to his room

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>>7856287
ill save you zapdo
>>7856318
or not thats cool too

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>>7856184
...?
>>7856188
... I really don't think that'll work.
>>7856309
I'll consider it. I think... I need to deal with this before it gets out of hand.
You wouldn't mind helping, would you?

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>>7856302
wait wh
>>7856315
what the fuck have i missed
uh not much
depends on the doggo i think yours will probably be happier though

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>>7856330
Noooooo hold on to me I want to stay with you guysssss