ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who's your favorite murderous robot?
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>>7848183
Necrozma infected Genesect
>>7848122
Do you know what just happened here?
Looks like a hurricane went through.
Atleast there's still coffee and it looks like the blender is still intact.
Its gonna make this morning suck less.
>>7848183
necrozma
>>7848225
>slaps ass
>>7848225
Uh, that's not the blender, that's...
...this thing.
The blender's over there, torn to shreds.
>Old blender is now gone. +1 Apriblender.
>>7848270
wat
>>7848183
necrozma he is pretty funny for someone without a brain
>>7848270
So is that like a better blender?
It has blender in the name.
Anyway, I'l just drink up and help the grunts clean this mess.
>>7848263
>slaps hand away.
Whoa there, only certain someones are allowed to touch that.
Your not on the list.
>>7848115
Well this isn't going to be of much use
>Check personality files timestamps
>1/1/1970
>Huh, there's an eight unrecovered personality file?
>Maybe later, time for breakfast
Command: Perform self diagnostics, log all corrupt system files, then low power as much as you feel it's necessary
I'll ask to have some grunts stationed close, just in case.
>Finally, time for coffee
>Arrives to mess hall
...I didn't think it was that much destroyed
>shit the coffee machine
>NOT THE COFFEE MACHINE
>>7848225
>Wait a sec
>Is that coffee
>Oh gods, breakfast saved
Short story short, the ONE thing I still feared to reactivate and kill us all somehow showed up here, made a mess of the pots and pans, is actually an alright guy if well commanded.
>>7848183
All of them.
>>7848104
I can not read where he is at? Can you?
>>7848132
Yeah! and burn the place down!
>>7848144
Humans.... pff
>>7848152
Yes! What favor?
>>7848407
Just with a few friends. Backup if you will.
>>7848383
Right, well I'm sure you would panic more if it wasn't under control right now.
So I guess its all good now.
Still leaves this mess, but hey, if this is the price for helping another Claydoll or something it its worth it.
>Sighs and gets to work on the mess.
>>7848183
Unit One takes the top spot.
>>7848382
Welp, looks like I'm on cleanup detail.
>Begins working on the disaster area formerly known as the mess hall
>>7848383
Coffee is saved, yay.
The vodka's gone, but I needed to ease up on that shit anyway.
>>7848270
>>7848382
...Huh. I guess you're right.
...I guess we'll find out how good it is at blending berries instead of apricorns.
>Of course, it does so easily
>Ahh, that's the kind of smoothie this seal loves
>...What? Unlike many on this ship, the seal isn't dependent on caffiene. Yet.
>Seal gets to work helping with the mess.
>>7848407
...Don't tell me you're another Pokemon that has something against humans.
Don't be like Gengy.
>>7848463
>Unit One takes the top spot.
WHY NOT ME
tomorrow i will not be locked anymore
but i'm so bored
>>7848549
You don't raiders of the lost ark people.
Hello ... does anyone know where I can find ... Maxie?
>>7848446
There are still various kinks to patch, like the recently discovered exploit regarding Personality Core loads.
This thing is going to be considerable more complex to work with than your standard Porygon, but I'm up to the task.
But first comes the mess hall.
>Rearranging kitchenware
>>7848463
'sup, Necrozma is now resting on the deck if you want to pay it a visit. Got some grunts to check it doesn't do anything stupid like going murderous or falling off the ship.
>>7848478
Hello...
>Loading
>Loading
>Wait a second he's speaking
Holy hell, the surgery worked.
>>7848549
These psychopathic rampages you went on last month are still fresh in my memory. But you're getting better.
>>7848407
Wellp, I'm in.
Always wanted to be on the other end of the stick.
Atleast one time, nyanyways.
>>7848640
Who's Maxie?
>>7848640
... Do I have to ... post an image? ... The question still ... stands.
>>7848504
BOO!
I am also here. I've been here hehehe....
>>7848665
Sounds like a fun job.
If you want a hand, I'm not great with computers but I'm not a total slouch.
>>7848478
Chuckles... You're talking again. And that voice is smoother than a Kalosian cafe au lait, damn.
>>7848549
Hey, you're higher on the list than, er... Unit Six. That's something, right?
>>7848435
Awesome! We may need them.
>>7848504
I do not have any problems with humans. Humans seem to have the problem with me!
>>7848694
Awesome! do not die.
>>7848731
The ... leader of Team Magma.
>>7848768
... Are you ... sure?
>>7848732
i don't know who this maxie, is he someone important?
sorry pretty girl but i don't know who he is and where he is
>>7848768
>>7848792
Um.... Sorry, I can't say I know them! I've never heard of Team Magma before!
>>7848759
>>7848665
>The Primarina smiles wide at this
Thanks, heheh. ...Although I don't think I hear any difference between my old voice and my new voice...
>The Primarina closes his eyes, and starts doing a few voice exercises, testing out his voice... before doing a scale. He seems pleased.
>>7848775
(I'm not sure what level to make the poachers)
(I really don't want to kill anyone's character off...)
>>7848792
Yeah, but then again, nobody ever really goes to Fallarbor town, so who knows.
>>7848793
Thank you ... anyway.
>>7848813
... How? We were ... on TV a lot ...
>>7848849
I'll ... check there then. Thank you...
>>7848844
( Poacher Team GM here, I went L50 - tough but not so tough that one of the Super High Level Trainers had to come and fix it )
( Feel free to have them pull "take them alive" shit if they get lucky rolls too, give the players a chance to wiggle out with their lives if not their dignity )
>>7848896
I mean, that's where I am.
There's nothing here but retired people and kids who have never heard of washing their hands.
>>7848896
Um... I'm thirteen, when did this happen?
>>7848747
You can't scare me dude, I've been hanging around ghosts for too long.
...Cool to see you again though, you doing alright?
>>7848775
Just...don't assume they're all the same, alright?
There are plenty of good humans.
>>7848844
(seconding >>7848903, seems like a good solution for everyone involved although I'm not sure what everyone else's levels are)
(Sandslash is level 43, if it helps you work something out)
>>7848896
well, if i find out anything i will tallk about this maxie giy
is he your boyfriend or anything, cutiepie?
>>7848949
I have just ... arrived. I hope you aren't planning to arrest me.
I have no ... problems with adding more ash to this town.
>>7848955
... About five years ago? I ... lose track of time.
>>7848974
Thank you. He is not ... he is my boss.
Has anyone seen Dave? I wanted to ... ask him a favor.
>>7849037
yo
whats up
>>7849037
Unless you plan on trashing the centers computers, I don't really care what you do.
Good luck finding your boss.
>>7848961
Yeah frankie is cool... weird but cool.
>>7849037
no, problem , i'm always there to help a pretty girl,
do you have a name?
i'm Nirie, if you want any help just give me a call
>>7849037
Wow, I was only eight! No wonder I don't know about it! Sorry, if I see a Maxie while doing this delivery I'll tell him you're looking for him! Um... What's your name?
>>7849146
(if they failed to get rescued in time or too many fails they become stew though.)
>>7849085
I hear you have ... Heatran. Can I convince you to part with ... it?
As in ... give it to me. Not release it.
... I can make you a cool ... cape.
>>7849094
Hahaha ... No, I do not. Thank you ...
>>7849109
Thank you ... I appreciate the help. You can call me Courtney.
I will ... call if I need help.
>>7849137
Courtney. Thank you I ... appreciate the help Sun.
>>7849037
.....
Oh yeah?
>>7849146
(Sounds good to me-owth)
>>7849189
dude
heatran is my bro
has been my bro for like
long ass time
no fucking way dude
>>7849095
Yeah, he seems like a nice guy.
>>7849146
(I'm fine with this)
>>7849199
Yes.
>>7849221
Okay but ... look at this picture at least.
-Courtey ... not Dave or Rose.
>>7849232
OH YEAH?!
>>7849189
No problem! If you see the guy with that pretty feather tell him I have half the money!
>>7849242
Hey, aren't you that Hoenn champ? Ruby?
>>7849146
(so I've just noticed that I really need to fuck off to bed now)
(sorry but I only just noticed the time, you can go ahead without Sandslash if you want, or if everyone else is ok with it we can postpone until tomorrow or something)
>>7849189
courtney,huh?
cute name, it suits you
well, i'll go see if i find anything related to him
>>7849232
i mean
if you werent asking me to like
sell my brother
id consider it
its a pretty cool cape
>>7849242
pssst ruby
do you know where we can steal one of those capes
>>7849242
Yes ... ? Are you coming to ... kill me?
Oh, I am down in Slateport ... There is so much fire, yes. Come fight me ... Ruby, god of death.
>>7849272
I'll ... be sure to.
>>7849281
Thank you ...
>>7849287
Well ... I can make it for you anyway ...
Can you ... tell me where I could get a Heatran of my own?
... I wish to impress Maxie ...
>>7848759
Say, ever worked with Porygons before?
>>7849242
Still going to take a while before you're at peak vocal condition but considering how your throat was, this is a miracle.
>>7849199
Hello, cooled your jets yet?
>>7849226
Yep! I really like him.
>>7849146
>>7849168
(good makes things more fun.)
>>7849272
Ummm Maybe? I was at least. don't know if i still am I haven't been to the league in ages so I dunno if someone else took it while i wasn't there.. I prefer not to battle if i can.
>>7849287
I wish.
>>in a lower voice
Magma has the best uniforms...
>>7849313
do I have to? I mean I don't think you want to fight. I sure don't.
>>7849329
Yeah im cooled.
>>7849313
is that what you desire?
a world with maxie at your side?
>>7849313
did you say...
Fire everywhere?
>>7849313
well i just found basic information of team magma
used to be an ecoterrorist organization who planed to use groundon to expand the land, pretty cool story
and since them their leader maxie learned the error of his way along with a man named archie who led team aqua, who planed to expland the sea, both dissappeared since them
is that correct courtney pie?
>>7849385
Good ... I do not wish to either.
>>7849412
You are ... ?
>>7849433
Zorro ...
>>7849434
Yes it is ... do you know ... where he is?
>>7849313
my bro came from a breeder in the future
idk whered you get one
volcanoes i guess
>>7849385
fuck yeah they do
look comfy as fuck
gotta raid magma at point
beat up a grunt
steal their clothes
make off like a thief in the night
>>7849329
>The seal nods, practically beaming. Is that a tear or two in his eyes?
Mhm. I... I don't think I'm going to be using Moonblast or Sparkling Aria anytime soon, but...
>He suddenly wraps Streambro, Smeargle, possibly Ray, and... anyone else close by into a big hug.
>>7849476
someone who can make ideals a reality
someone who knows where to find a heatran
all you have to do is make a deal
>>7849505
(I meant John, but if the psymouse is in the mess hall atm, him too)
>>7849476
ye-
wait how do you know my name? are you inside my head to?
>>7849536
>(fug)
>>7849476
Well you better not be up to no good. I don't wanna fly to hoenn right now. Dad is being a prick.
>>7849488
Oh yeah! But they have got bad name attached to them...
>>7849538
(zorroplayer are we wating for sandslesh guy? Im fine if we do. just wondering before we get into the weird glitch plot to)
>>7849476
there data related to maxie up to this point seems to have been ereased, but it seems that he still in hoeen, but in hiding
that means that he is still safe and alive
sorry i can't find much else for that, but at least i found something good
ain't that cool?
>>7849583
(Up to you guys.)
(I'm fine with whatever)
>>7849564
but bro
thats why we use them as pajamas
have badass magma themed pillow fights
... Something has come up. I have to leave.
>>7849536
Hah, true, we can probably work out something with the corrupted personalities. That part is going to be mostly busy work.
>>7849505
Better than ne...
>Surprise seal hugs
>Hug back
>>7849632
remember
the deal is still open
>>7849632
Wait no! what about the fire!?
>>7849596
(yeah if we have most of us then ok. I feel bad leaving him out though.)
>>7849632
bye courtey pie, i'll give you a good bye kiss
>blows kiss
>>7849583
(sandslash guy went to bed)
>>7849643
>>7849536
>>7849545
>Happy seal noises
>After a bit, Chuckles unfurls the hug and resumes cleaning up the mess hall
>Rolling for progress
I thiiiiiiink I found that lake?
>UNIT ONE: ACTIVITY: COLLECTING HISTORICAL SPECIMENS
>LOCATION?
>UNOVA
>PROGRESS: RINGS!
>>7849712
hey dude, how are you going?
>>7849712
What are you looking for a lake for? Are you trying to find your way back home?
Sup my dudes? Why come I cant catch a pokman? I throw on of those you know... heh.. and they just kind of.. you know hehe... peace out.
>>7849767
did you beat it up first?
>>7849668
(i think the other players did to. they stopped posting.)
>>7849712
the queen's knight has arrived
to the peek of the tooth you must go
rise until you see the sky
when you are right you shall find it
the slab to seal the deal
a promise eternal
>>7849727
What do you seek?
>>7849749
Pretty good!
>>7849760
Noooooope I wanna, like, become strong to do stuff!
>>7849817
Yes siiiiir!
>>7849824
>SURPRISED BEEPING
>UNIT ONE: MISSION: COLLECT SPECIMENS!
I SEEK.... TO MAKE COLRESS HAPPY!
>>7849867
How's a lake gonna do that?
>>7849810
(Meowthposter here, I just got a bit busy with something and don't really know what to do.)
>>7849867
who is that guy you are following orders?
he is saying some cryptic stuff
Good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
How goes life in the world at large? I seem to have a creative block, and seek to look outwards in search of... inspiration.
>>7849514
>black
>ideals
>power
>...one entry found
Are you Zekrom?
>>7849872
I see you speak the truth. Delve deeper and find what you seek. We can make a deal.
>>7849783
uuh yeah I uuh you know hehe...
Then i threw a balls at it and it peaced at hehe...
how do you like you know...
>>7849931
>white
>truth
>power
>...one entry found
Are you Reshiram?
>>7849949
beat it up harder then throw the ball at it.
>>7849931
...... I SEEK...?
TO PROVE....
... I AM REAL.
ERROR
CANNOT MAKE POTENTIAL DEALS WITHOUT THE APPROVAL OF COLRESS.
>>7849970
oh yeah ok man!
Here come a like a thing you know...
>goes to beat the ever living shit out of it...
yeah haha...
>>7849710
>Mess hall still in need of new tables and chairs, but at least it doesn't look like a mess now
I say we did a good job.
>>7849514
I'm really not liking this guy.
>>7849930
>>7849965
Could be neither.
Could be Kyurem.
>>7849930
names hold power
knowledge even more so
what will you offer me to further your own power?
to make you closer to your own ideal?
one step closer to perfection?
>>7849965
Truth. I am truth.
What do you seek?
>>7849994
Hm, come back with the approval of your superior. Then our deal will be made
>>7850034
...That is also a possibility.
...Wait. Doesn't N have Zekrom in his team?
>>7850064
>>7850041
...
Yeah, I'm not clicking that shit.
>UNIT ONE: MESSAGE COLRESS
>>7850064
>UNIT ONE: SET CONVERSATION TO RECORD
WHAT IS IN THE DEAL?
>>7850079
Go ahead and make the deal Unit One. I'm curious.
>>7850078
Yes, I do. He spends much of his time in his rock, scanning the minds of the ship. It is possible this is him.
>>7850041
Zekrom?
>>7850079
Hmm... Interesting.
My curiosity is piqued.
The articulation, the color, unconventional but perhaps the seed of something elegant lies here.
well, i'm finally free to go where ever i want to
i'll go have some fun outside
>>7850079
The thing to make Colress happy. The thing to make yourself real.
But you will follow my orders until the time comes.
>>7850112
the king has arrived
played by both sides
yet truly claimed by neither
>>7850078
you do not wish for perfection?
>>7850165
...I find that my current configuration is sufficient for most tasks it is put to. And if it is not, I have friends and allies to fall back on.
...And besides. Perfection is impossible- time always marches on, and with it, technological progress. There's always something better, something faster.
So unless I was given the ability to think and move at the speed of light, and the capacity to operate with power both infinite and infinitely potent, it still wouldn't be truly perfect- because it could still be improved.
A Magma Grunt told me Maxie was in Alola ... He wasn't.
Now there isn't a Magma Grunt~ Aha.
>>7850162
>>7850165
Nothing is worth the price of subservience, not even total perfection.
>>7850096
OKAY
>>7850162
>ANALYZING
DEAL...
ACCEPTED?
AS COMMANDED BY COLRESS
>>7850250
Alola!
>>7850287
I find this funny.
>>7850266
that depends entirely on who you are as a person.
one might give up everything for very little, one might not.
>>7850266
If that is the truth you seek.
>>7850287
Good. You will be commanded when the time comes.
Rest now.
>>7850231
The 'impossibility of perfection'?
Of course it is impossible with such a defeatist outlook, oh, garish one.
>>7850266
That is easy to say for one drunk on a furious independence, but whom has never felt his fingers brush perfection, ever so slightly.
>>7850250
well sucks to be him, lying to a pretty bird like you
well i didn't find his location, but i can confirm that, he is alive and kicking, but all everything that mentions his location was either erased or redacted
>>7850293
Alola. What were we ... supposed to discuss?
Burning things~?
>>7850340
Perfection is ... the burn of a hot flame ...
The feel ... of him ... blood rushing ... people screaming~
>>7850351
Shame ... someone has to get the pyre for this
>>7850340
Defeatist?
...I simply do not strive for perfection. I strive for improvement.
It may be impossible to be perfect, but that is only because it is always possible to be better than you currently are. Even if you believe you are at your best.
>>7850266
and yet you follow the orders of another
as do i
often this is needed to further one's self
>>7850231
true perfection is an end, indeed
there will always be ideals one should strive further for
to rest is stagnation
do you not wish to chase your ideal?
>>7850368
is this your desire?
>>7850368
You know my name!
How? And what are you burning? Everything is better on fire!
>>7850368
Miss? Are you with Team Magma?
>>7850368
wel it would suck to be him, but i'm fine aint i courtney pie?
Hey it haha.. worked! I got a pokman! now what do i you now... hehe.. yeah?
>>7850382
... Yes.
>>7850384
I do my homework ... Zorro~
I like to ... make it burn.
>>7850396
Hello~
How do you ... like your steaks?
>>7850413
Ahaha~
Wouldn't you ... like that? Do you like ... the screams?
>>7850313
>UNIT ONE: ADMIN LIST UPDATED
>UNIT ONE: COMMAND ACKNOWLEDGED
SLEEP MODE ACTIVATED.
>>7850430
Uh, I don't eat steak, miss.
>>7850382
...
...I honestly do not have an 'ideal' of my own yet.
(Caught me with my character development pants down, you did. I don't really have a specific goal in mind for Zeta)
>>7850423
.... You make sure your new companion is in good condition and introduce them to their new home.
>>7850423
what poke was it?
>>7850430
yeah, i like them, i fried the minds of a gang that was messing with my younger brothers, they screamed a lot
>>7850445
yeah im a doc you know hehe...
as long as its not retarded or something its you know... hehe...
>>7850447
It looked like some fucked up you know... haha...
some kind of plant... has you know... leaves haha
>>7849810
(Sylvie here, I'm lurking since I'm working atm but if we want to start this I should be fine.)
>>7850515
...Are we sure this man is qualified to bear the responsibility of taking care of a Pokemon?
>>7850368
You lack a creative spark. Such a shame, I could have found purpose for such vigor.
>>7850384
AHA!
I have my inspiration, and my task!
I must... acquire needful tools for this work.
Benoit! Claudio!
You know what to do. The Cartier family does not tolerate failure.
And use my proper name, not the Unovan-born bastardization "Carter"!
>>7850382
I have an ideal - the stylistic aims I strive for. The destruction of the taboos which constrain creativity. The embrace of the aesthetic I seek to craft as the aesthetic of mankind.
>>7850440
Oh? I have a criiiiiiime to show you~
Follow me.
>>7850475
Ahahahaha~
Get the number a little higher~
>>7850554
I am pure creativity ... a fire burning hot! Hotter than the sun ... Groudon ... Reshiram ... Burn it all.
>>7850527
Do you want to be the one to take his new friend away?
>>7850527
Hey essay im a docter and stuff man. are you all retarded?
>>7850573
do i win a kiss? my psychic powers are pretty strong, see
>tickles courtney with the power of his mind from far away
>>7850430
i can make it happen
just one deal
and i can lead you on the path to make it happen
>>7850554
and what would you sacrifice?
>>7850443
you lack motive
i can show you the way forward
help you find your drive
>>7850430
Am i famous? Can I help burn?
>>7850659
Can you help me get my friend back?
>>7850515
Make sure your Pokemon is comfortable. Introduce it to the new surroundings slowly. You did, after all, just completely uproot it from its previous life.
>>7850527
Most likely he isn't, but I am willing to give him a chance.
>>7850686
of course
tell me of your friend
and i will tell you what it will take
>>7850686
Maybe after a battle ahahahah~
>>7850686
You are~
Keep it low, you don't want to ... go to jail.
>>7850697
Hello~
>>7850746
Hello? I do not believe we have met, but I apologize if I have merely forgotten.
>>7850746
i can't burn anything but i can fry minds so it's a mind burning
so what do you think of that?
>>7850659
I have devoted my life to this pursuit thus far.
If success can be assured, I will sacrifice everything. My fortune, my health, my secrets.
Name your price, that the world accept my craft as I seek to practice it - without constraint of raging mobs or sneering censors.
>>7850779
Courtney.
Natural Harmonia Gropius. Adopted son of Ghetsis. Blood type ... AB+? King of Team Plasma. Sixty ... five scars? Trainer of Zekrom, husband of Gladion?
>>7850790
... That's okay~
Keep working on it~
>>7850866
i will, don't worry, but i can make people feel like they are buring in their mind, i hope that good enough
well my psychic powers are pretty strong and i can even effect miles from where i am
>>7850824
i could make this happen
the freedom to practice what you wish
without being judged
all you have to do is accept the deal
>>7850986
I am intrigued, but I have learned through trial and agonizing error not to sign a contract without reading it thoroughly.
What are your terms?
>>7850742
He is slugma! He got kidnapped by poachers! I have to help!
>>7850746
Please!
>>7850866
>Adopted
.... what? I mean... You are correct about the knowledge as far as I know, but I did not realize I was adopted.
I had presumed that, since Ghetsis is one of the only other men with green hair in existence, that we had to be related.
>>7851013
servitude
i can give you what you seek
you can practice freely
but in return you shall work for me
>>7851061
i can give you the power
are you willing to work to further my end as well?
>>7850697
Yeah man. We are about to watch Ass 2: the Retribution together! haha man i loved the first one...
The pokdocter said it was an you know haha. Oddish.
>>7850966
Mmm... We can see about a ... partnership.
>>7851061
Pleaaaaase~? ... Do you ... need help?
>>7851063
I like to ... keep my knowledge accurate.
I hope I didn't ... ruin anything. Ahahaha~
>>7851085
I am willing to do anything to burn evil from here.
>>7851110
I need to get my best friend back!
>>7851110
sounds good partner
but are we parters in crime or parters in love?
>>7851110
No, I am actually glad that Ghetsis and I have no blood ties. It makes it all the easier to try and forget him. Although... I am not certain how you knew of my scar count. It was 64 the last time any pictures of them made it to the internet, how did you find out about the bite...?
>>7851118
I'll be in Kanto then ...
>>7851155
Crime ... keep it ... professional for now.
>>7851239
Great~!
Mhmmm ... Analysis! A lady ... never reveals her secrets.
>>7851118
of course
true dedication is admirable
i can grant you the power
in which region are you now?
Yes we can start to burn kanto down first!
>>7851277
Yes we need to help him! I do not want him thrown into a river...
>>7851292
Kanto!
-zorro (auto update pls)
>>7851277
fine, we're partners in crime, for now
well i'm in unova but well i can help from far away until but you can tell where you are, so i can go there, ma i'll just say that i found a new job far away from home
>>7851294
>>7851304
there is a daycare in kanto
release them from their prison
walk into the flames
i will make you the drought that kills off the abusers
and the queen's bishop you shall be
for as long as i can trust you to obey commands
>>7851294
Why do you want to burn kanto down?
>>7851380
... Is that where slugma is? I think Cerulean City os far! I will burn it. Then I will burn the ashes.
>>7851390
I do not! Why would you ask that? I live here! are you feeling okay?
>>7851426
your friend is not there
that is simply where you will go to get the power to save him
free the pokemon
burn the building
make sure they don't escape
>>7851294
I am there~
>>7851355
Okaaaay~
>>7851468
HEY CAN YOU BUST ME OUT OF HELL
IT SUCKS
I'M FREE, NOW TO FIND HER
>>7851468
I wish for this world to be a better place, and I will do that by finding an evil young girl named... Emily
I wish to stop her before she ruins this planet, please strange force, tell me where she is
>>7851468
What >>7851575
Said Haha, but like it'll ever happen! HAHA, oh man it KILLS me saying that haha. Ay if ya do, do that do my gf first and I come back idk like on the weekend or someshit haha ohhh mann
>>7851575
Want another drink mate?
>>7851596
Emily jusssst wantss to BURN
>>7851575
>>7851632
i can tell you where the exit is
are you willing to dedicate yourself?
>>7851596
and what can you offer me?
>>7851575
Y̹̠̓̑̓Ọ̥̜̫̏ͪ̈͊̂Ṵ̙̲͇̰ ̜̰͆̂̇͑W̪̹͒ͬͫ̒͛̌ͅER̳̠͈̫̱̊̿̄̎Ĕ͕̟͖͒͐ ̠̩̞̦̃͊͒̊ͫ̾G̟̻̝̙̑͂͛I͚ͨ̓V͎̙̇͒̓E̗͖̦͓N͍̯̗̣̗͒̉ͅ ̫͈͐̿̋̄́̇A̘̤̫͉̠̺ͪͤ̾̉N͖̜̜̟̻͓̯̓ͩ ͙̪͈̰͈̍̋̆͒̏̑O̱̟̞͖̗̪̠ͤͨ̋͋P̰̭̖̩̦̽̋̑͛̽̃͗Ë̻͈̻̻̺́̓N͍̝̫̭̦͔̓ͭ̈̈́͆ͬI̻͕̱ͪ̀̃̓̏̓̀ͅN̯̞̺̝̤̭G̟ͮͮ ̖͇̖B͇͇̘̘͒ͧͧ͑U͙̤̯ͬͧ͑T͙̓ͣ̒̆̓ͬ̃ ̭͗͊̈́͐̊L͎̗̙̆̿͋ͤĚ̬́ͪ̾T̈́͊̈́ ̱ͬA͔͗ ̱̣̉̇͑ͦ̚D̟̟̘̪̻ͬͪ͒E̳̺̿́ͪ̋͛ͦM͎͙̙̘ͅͅO̤̯̬̖̣̙̙ͩͨ̂ͩ̄̌Ň̈ ̼̥͙̩̼͍͎͑O̘Ủ̥̖̰̖͓̙͒̓͑ͅT͎̻̿̏͛͋ͨ ̙̠ͅI̱̰̫̥̝̻͚N͉̓Ṣ̔̓̓ͤ̿̚T̖̃ͫ̌ͯͦ͛E̫ͨẶ̭̼̳̂ͤ̄ͬD̩̀ͨ̾
>>7851575
take me with you
this place is worse than fucking sinnoh.
>>7851632
>PUNT THE NERDLE
FUCK YOU
>>7851639
YES PLEASE THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SOCKS
>>7851644
BITE ME
>>7851542
you're in kanto?
well i think i have enough money i to buy a ship ticket from unova to kanto
i'll be there partner
or can i say darling?
>>7851468
I can do that!
>>7851542
Hey!
>>7851085
I have lost a compatriot in the fine and unappreciated to mob violence recently...
I accept your terms.
I shall kiss the ring, so long as my craft continues regardless of the masses' screaming of "decadende" and "cruelty".
>>7851650
I̦̮̦̝͎̯'̭̦͕̳̘̣͇̆̾̐ͭ͐͑Ĺ̥̚L͗̂ͮ̇ͩ̑ ̯̄͒̒̊́̌͊B͚̼̟̯̣͕͍ͦ̾ͬ̚I̝͈͙͖͗ͮT̳̘̣͎̺͚̱̍͊̇ͫ̐Eͦ̊͊̆̋ ̠̱̳̏̿͑̇ͦ̂Y͇̻̹͙͖̘̙ͫ̿̉ͪ̃̌ͪO̬̰͌̌ͩ̃͌̅U͋ ̞̰͌̄ͦͭͭ́A͚̽ͤͦ͂ͪL̋̋ͫ̅̒R̮͓͐̏͒͑̀̃̚Ḯ̤͐ͮͯ̋͋ͭG̦̼ͪͤ́H̼̯̩̦̯̍ͣͮT̺̳̪̳̝̗̊͂̌ͧͬ
>>7851639
Dedicated to leave? Hell yeah, but as long as my girl leaves first that is. I'll pay double or whatever just to do so
>>7851644
That happens like every week, big fucking deal
>>7851649
Sinnoh? Good taste
>>7851650
Rude
>>7851731
Sure am~
Come ... visit me!
>>7851744
Hello~! What are we ... burning?
>>7851639
Ay, uhhh mind REALLY quickly putting me back in my own dimension? My other self (this universe/Rp) was switched with me for some reason
I'd really appreciate it thanks...
>>7851797
You strive for the truth. yes?
>>7851781
sure courtney pie, i'm coming right there for our partnership with the finding your boss and other stuff but if you need taking care of someone who is bothering say who it is and i'll fry their brain
everythinnnnggg....
>>7851781
I guess that daycare? I was born there and i guess it would be awesome on fire...
>>7851850
I do to!
>>7851850
Y̷̜̝͚ͣͫͭ̈́ͬͩ͒Ė̷͉͂ͫS̛̪͌
-Mismagius
>>7851781
>>7851873
dis gon be relly gud....
>>7851649
are you willing to serve?
>>7851753
the queen's rook is in play
which region are you currently in?
>>7851769
dedicated to my cause
loyal to my orders
if this is the case you and your lover can leave
>>7851650
when you are right you shall find the way
the king's bishop shall be in play
>>7851873
You are already a pawn.
>>7851895
Then I will show you the truth.
To the east, the truth you seek.
Welcome.
>>7851873
Let's go~!
Gathering info...
>>7851912
yyyyyyyyyyeah sure whatever.
just get me out of here, magic rock guy.
>>7851912
FUCK
YES
HELL
FUCKING
YES
>RUST: FIND THAT SHIT
>>7851873
ALAS, HOW QUICKLY I AM FORGOTTEN...
I WOULD ADVISE AGAINST THIS PLAN.
THOSE WHO SOW THE WIND SHALL REAP A WHIRLWIND.
Destroy. It's all ugly.
>>7851944
a what?
>>7851971
o-
>>7851991
You do not like it? What about Slugma!? I can not just sit here! What can I do Xerneas?!
>>7851912
I am leaving Unova now, due to the machinations of the tasteless mob and their war-hounds under one Thomas Thorpe.
My work will take me next to Sinnoh, where I shall rendezvous with my remaining compatriot.
My agents stand ready. I await your first... commission.
>>7851991
... Xerneas. May I ask you a favor?
>>7852025
We could save slugma without immolating a daycare full of humans and pokemon
>>7851991
Hiiii~
>>7852025
Come on~
>>7852025
Your strength is great - you could liberate him directly. Openly assaulting the "Daycare" would grant you strength but make many enemies in the process.
>>7852057
Exactly.
Do remember my agent who I sent - she will assist, as will her comrades.
>>7852039
You may ask.
>>7851972
follow the rusted one
she shall have your path to freedom
the king's knight will be in play
>>7852028
within sinnoh you shall find a man
purple haired is he
abusive to his pokemon
interested only in strength
make an example of him
release his pokemon
>>7852081
I ask you this not to reap benefits for myself but to protect another.
My Admin, Courtney, she... Is sick. In the brain. Can you please do your best to make sure she isn't hurt?
I hope you can understand.
I speak of >>7852070 If you are not familiar.
>>7852070
hey i found a ship to kanto, really i'll be there tomorrow morning
>>7852124
hey there he is, hey maxie, courtney pie was looking for you
>>7852091
cool.
>>7851989
>follow rusty kuntz in the search for ???
>>7852070
do not give in.
>>7852057
I think i need help.
>is visibly extremely distressed.
>>7852081
Yeah okay! I believe you! I just want to protect my friends!
>>7852124
>>7852141
So that's Maxie? I would tell him Courtney is looking for him, but it looks like he already found her....
>>7852124
....man do i have to come back already?
>>7852091
. . . Really?
This is your task - a bleeding heart's mercy mission?
I feel that my art would be unappreciated in such company.
I will send an agent to dispatch this man, but after this I wish to... amicably allow our contract to expire.
>>7852124
S-sir?
>>7852141
>>7852155
>>7852157
What's going on?
>>7851912
Hmm..
I've done mercenary stuff before...
I'll do it one on condition, my lover lacks the abilities to fight err mostly... if that's what I might be doing I don't want to put her in danger, unless if u teach her how to be more combat effective with those knifes... man that'd be super hot...
ANYWAY I'll do it, also if we do, do this do we get a really cool marking to go with it? Again I'm really drunk so uh yeah I don't know what I'm saying, but again I'll do it...
>>7851944
IM ON MY WAY
-Mismagius
thats odd, why is Pyrite Town abandoned?
I guess I should have payed more attention to the going ons in the world after I went into hiding
>>7852155
Just tell me what and I'll try my best to help.
lol reshiram sucks
nice shit plot
>>7852155
obey my command, bishop.
a deal you have made, a deal you shall uphold.
should you wish to back out i shall rob you of all your power.
obey my word, create my ideal world.
>>7852166
the contract expires once my ideal world has come to fruition.
an early termination can be done at the price of one of two things
your life
or your power.
>>7852182
i shall grant the power to complete my tasks
what marking would you wish?
>>7852199
orre sucks. catch the first plane out immediately.
>>7852200
hehehe...
>>7852220
>hide post
>here's your (you)
>>7852155
Your flame is powerful, but you be cautious lest it consume you and your kin.
Those who have taken Slugma seek to entrap you.
Smite them - and only them.
>>7852124
I can attempt to do so, though I doubt she will be cooperative.
>>7852242
Spookybutt are you always lurkin'?
>>7852178
you were looking for him and we did, maybe a victory kiss when i get to kanto, what do you think?
>>7852199
>Pyrite Town is gone
>In its place is what seems to be a castle
>...Or at least a keep
>A Bewear looks down from the top of the castle wall
...Who goes there?
>>7852178
I don't know! I guess this is that Maxie guy you were looking for? Good luck with... Whatever you were doing!
>>7852163
No, you do not.
>>7852248
Thank you. I am leaving now. Do not expect to hear from me again.
>>7852200
I do not know anymore.
I want to go back to the gard-
>>7852240
I want to. we really want to.
>>7852248
I feel powerless. I need help....
>>7852198
The truth will reveal itself.
Welcome.
>>7852253
I'm watching this ninetails here. He's interesting.
>>7852313
Also thanks for your help with groudon. You always where cooler than archie.
>>7852326
fuck off skitters
>>7852344
u fuck off
>>7852242
yeah, I know Orre sucks, but if the rumours are true then there are shadow pokemon in Need of Help
>>7852258
Uhh, hello? I am Wes
>>7852342
That isn't something I expected to hear.
Where's Archie so I can gloat?
>>7852326
Ah, so you're one of those... very well, you seem to be doing well to others I'm sure I'll find my way
>>7852344
(That's not even me?? I've been busy trying to recap every single thread since the first)
>>7852357
...All right then, Wes. What brings you here to Ceredwyn Keep...?
>>7852321
YOU CARRY MY FAVOR.
I AM SENDING SOME ASSISTANCE.
GUIDE THEM TO VICTORY.
>>7852240
Thus symbol on my shell would look cashhhh~ Anywhooo when do I start? Cause I'd like my girlfriend out of here first, before I do anything... master? Is that what I call you?
-Turtwig
>>7852358
Lord Maxie. I'll get Groudon again, for you.
>>7852358
hey maxie isn't it?
your underling courtney is a total hottie, she's a little quirky but sometimes quirtks give spice to life
>>7852482
I would rather not have ANOTHER Code Emerald out of Aqua and Magma, thank you.
>>7852466
follow these two >>7852147
the king's rook is in play
>>7852321
then heed my command
immolate the building
>>7852240
I WISH TO DISCUSS MATTERS WITH YOU. IF YOUR IDENTITY IS WHAT I BELIEVE IT TO BE WE WILL DISCUSS THIS MATTER... AS PEERS.
THE 'BLACK BISHOP' IS SPOKEN FOR, THOUGH OUR CLASH IN HIS CASE IS OVER MEANS RATHER THAN ENDS.
THE 'BLACK ROOK'... IS HE UNDER YOUR PROTECTION? HE SEEMS TO CHAFE UNDER YOUR CODE AND COMMANDMENTS ALREADY.
>>7852482
Courtney. I order you not to.
>>7852492
I can't deal with this right now.
BURn it ᵃᶫᶫ⋅⋅⋅
>>7852512
I have to choose?
>>7852528
Please help! I have to know if slugma is safe!
>>7852386
I am a traveler and searching for signs of shadow pokemon
I don't know if you know what they are, but I track down Try to help them
(You know I think I might just drop wes, aint really feeling it with a Canon character, )
>>7852512
>follows>>7852147
>to find ???
>he then stops
My girlfriend better not be in this place and better be back home with the others when I get back.
>>7852546
>mumbles..
Courtney is pretty smokin'....
Groudon is so ... fantastic.
You all need to see this ~
>>7852582
>liking woman
dude
i thought you were above this
im sorry ruby
we cant be friends anymore
>dramatic tears
why ruby
why??
>>7852622
o fuk
>>7852574
Shadow Pokemon? ...As in, the creations of Cipher, Shadow Pokemon...?
...Yes, we are... familiar with such.
>The bear lowers the drawbridge and contacts Stitches and Bones
>>7852582
she totaly is, a bit crazy but it's fine
>>7852622
well that will be fun to see partner
>>7852638
Isn't this ... fantastic?
Maxie will be so ... proud.
Grooooooooooooudon! Ahahaha~
>>7852638
>having a preference.
Man I just like people.
>>7852622
Where is IT?!
>>7852653
yeah... To bad i dont do crazy.
>>7852622
Fuck
>>7852666
FUCK
CODE EMERALD
I REPEAT
CODE EMERALD
>>7852666
COURTNEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
>>7852666
Um.... Isn't this bad? Should Nebby and I head over there...? I just finished my job so...
>>7852666
>>7852701
this is beautiful....
>>7852666
he's pretty cool
>>7852667
i would do crazy, she's seem to be a pretty cool partner
>>7852701
how bad is it?
>>7852666
fucking hell
why
>>7852667
im just fucking with you dude
bone who you want
.... wait
arent you twelve
(I wasn't expecting her to get dubs or 666.)
>>7852667
>>7852682
>>7852701
>>7852709
>>7852721
>>7852724
>>7852750
Don't stop me now~
Cause I'm having a good time, I'm having a good time.
Kyogre is next.
>>7852638
>>7852622
What's a Groudon???
>>7852765
Courtney I order you to calm the fuck down.
Archie? For fucks sake, get me Archie.
>>7852528
and what shall you offer me in return for the black bishop
he signed the contract
if the black rook proves to be a problem i shall raze him and find a new black rook
>>7852557
unless xerneas pays for your contract
>>7852580
she will be fine.
i do not break contract.
>>7852774
lava dinosaur
>>7852765
dude
ruby has kyogre
only i get to pick on ruby damnit
come fite me bitch
>>7852647
>Bonehead is working on the trebuchet
>Which is hopefully not going to fall apart this time
>>7852817
Hey Bones, someone's at the gate. Says his name is Wes.
Apparently his thing is helping Shadow Pokemon?
>>7852765
Why do you want Kyogre? I thought you said you were Team Magma? That seems kinda silly to catch a water god!
I wish to be sat on by Dialgas fat arse and become one with his ass, with me losing all sapience and becoming nothing more than his ass fat
>>7852815
That sounds scary...
>>7852866
>FAT
I AM MADE ENTIRELY OF COMPRESSED METAL AND DIAMONDS. THERE IS NO "FAT" TO SPEAK OF.
>>7852815
That's fine~
I have things ... to do!
>>7852765
i thought you were only in for the hot
why would you want kyogre?
man this boat sure is boring compared to what courtney pie does
>>7852893
I need a drink.
>>7852923
>teleports some high quality whiskey onto the nearest flat surface
>>7852837
..That's the fucker who stiffed me on those blueprints. Probably.
Uh, maybe don't let him in? Apparently Wes gets impersonated fairly often, so you should find out if it's really him.
>>7852799
Very well...
Ok I've been following these guys from a while now, what are we looking for cause we've just been walking for a while now
-Xol (The turtwig)
>>7852952
Oh, all right.
>Bewear cancels the drawbridge and goes to ask if Wes is the real Wes
>If he doesn't reply, we're going to assume he failed to prove he's Wes.
>>7852574 (Just to ping you)
this team magma plot is better than skitters ripoff chessmaster plot
lol
>>7852937
can you teleport something for my my lord palkia?
>>7852989
>Projecting
...
I think I need to be a bit more active in Orre.
>>7853038
>replying
>>7852986
(yeah, I think I might just drop Wes)
(guess its back to the drawing board for me to find a new character)
(maybe I will Try cosplay anon Version 2 but with like cosplaying Goku or some shit)
>>7853054
>replying in general
>>7853076
>Replying
>>7853060
(Kamina could be interesting)
>>7852994
what
missing a word there senpai? :^)
>>7853086
shut up turts.
>>7853093
>implying and replying