/Gfur/ - Deep in love edition Vanilla (no bara, no girlyboy

File: 0d0aebbdef3e3178576c0db59147905a.jpg (471KB, 900x1200px) Image search: [Google]

471KB, 900x1200px

You forgot to add the "No trannies and cuntboys" to the OP

Junkie Lemur Husbando is still best husbando.

File: 1457189213132.png (1MB, 1280x1066px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1066px

>>7846234
I gotcha

next thread then

File: dff2b119a3e6e39eb5f3ed0d305f2c97.jpg (182KB, 1024x1280px) Image search: [Google]

182KB, 1024x1280px

post pussies

hey guys /bara/ here
how do we slove this problem?
>>7845943
>>7845918
>>7845863
>>7846251

File: 1457210273984.jpg (406KB, 877x1029px)

406KB, 877x1029px

>>7846251
>not a feline
triggered

File: The Rules.png (35KB, 377x717px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 377x717px

>>7846251
Flooding or spamming of any type is against the rules.

Report and ignore the tranny spammer.

File: photo_2017-02-23_11-26-09.jpg (99KB, 1186x1280px) Image search: [Google]

99KB, 1186x1280px

by order of great Furher Mike Pence all bottoms will get vaginoplasty and thus everyone will have heterosexual sex.

Anal will be outlawed for being dirty, only heterosexul vaginal sex will be allowed, and then everyone will be straight.

File: 1457210623237.jpg (287KB, 1000x538px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 1000x538px

>>7846259
Ignore and report

pretty much the only thing we can do

File: photo_2017-02-23_20-27-51.jpg (72KB, 868x1000px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 868x1000px

>>7846259
At least try to be more believable m8

>>7846276
kys already

File: photo_2017-02-20_17-46-40.jpg (149KB, 1016x1280px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 1016x1280px

>>7846286
Anon no, my vagina is getting wet if you talk dirty to me like that

File: 6d0943b7136bd1e3bdbb5cb55f5ebc49.png (695KB, 1280x967px) Image search: [Google]

695KB, 1280x967px

As a vagina owner my opinion is more important because vaginas are oppressed!

File: 1_153_u18chan.jpg (133KB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 960x1280px

Vagentlemen:1, Bigots:0

File: 32bf2789c591f96e429c9bb456f9c826.jpg (1010KB, 1104x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1010KB, 1104x1280px

>>7846268
That rule is not enforced on this board. We should just jump into our respective discords and never look back

>>7846263
You've just told me to ignore it, yet you now say I should be unable to ignore it, and that I, a person who has used this thread for its intended purpose, should cease use of it for several days while you continue to shitpost, as you refuse to give any way of ignoring what you've told me to. Yet you claim to be the victim, you continue to be unreasonable, and you continue to antagonize. Am I really supposed to believe that in three days you will actually leave? Because all of your past actions have indicated that is absolutely not the case. How can you not see that you are the antagonist?

File: e0318f5ce0ddddcabfff3387a43933de_u18chan.jpg (201KB, 1280x1044px) Image search: [Google]

201KB, 1280x1044px

>>7846341
Your tears will be sweet, remember that a vagentleman beat you ;^)

File: 1432708391.ceeb_desmondmarshall.png (1MB, 916x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 916x1280px

>>7846352
I'll remember that in 5 years after you've killed yourself

>>7846347
Ignore it mentally, but if you have such big problem with vagoos that you cant open them then a break is your only option

I am not the victim, i am simply enjoying myself at the expense of bigots, casualties exist but oh well, bigots should be removed or learn to shut up.

File: 1389572943.wicked1one11_cmh_wickedone_hires.jpg (156KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

156KB, 1280x960px

>>7846376
Funny they have told me similar stuff many years ago nd i am still enjoying myself ;^)

File: 6a82758430439ef624997a5036a46b21.jpg (334KB, 883x1200px)

334KB, 883x1200px

>>7846341
Since the original link is fixed to the right one I don't see why not

File: 1455669465.dragondrawer_morebangingphoto.png (798KB, 1025x933px)

798KB, 1025x933px

>>7846384
You're only here because deep down inside your a masochistic little whore who hates his own mutilated body. So you come in here and have insults hurled at you because deep inside you know you have no value as a human being and are just some worthless slut, and that gets you off hard doesn't it?

>>7846397
I'm outtie, cya

File: e05e684db32d830a31347d073328dc1b.png (563KB, 892x1280px) Image search: [Google]

563KB, 892x1280px

>>7846404
>gets triggered by me
>makes up negative reasons about my motive and everything related to me
Oh look, i have totes not seen that before ;^)

File: 1439492431621.jpg (131KB, 1071x1198px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1071x1198px

Don't reply to "it" anons it only gets more annoying

>>7846414
godspeed anon

File: 81b6745ced5d88f3eb67d6d86783a7b0.jpg (855KB, 1169x1500px) Image search: [Google]

855KB, 1169x1500px

Does BBC fit in a neo vagina? :O

File: 28e391dcd601b6387bb4cd00cda2c4b8.png (886KB, 1016x1200px) Image search: [Google]

886KB, 1016x1200px

>>7846421
>be mentally ill
>get so triggered by his own worthless small little dick that he feels compelled to have it chopped off
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA faggot

>>7846432
>it's a monkey
>guys look, it's a monkey so that automatically makes him black
jesus christ, I thought we were passed this shit

File: 1485584559.androgymess_cs_lemuel_1_2_u18chan.png (715KB, 1250x1192px) Image search: [Google]

715KB, 1250x1192px

>>7846434
Some people are just vagentlemen man, so we dont need something as worthless as a dick.

Good thing i got a foreskin so deeper vagoo ;^)

File: mmmmm.png (759KB, 1280x967px) Image search: [Google]

759KB, 1280x967px

>>7846443
He looked jamaican desu, but i am curious, a neo vagina can stretch but not sure if a BBC can fit :o

File: 9cd58c08ebea24a448e020ef0ffa330b.png (1MB, 721x900px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 721x900px

>>7846341
>That rule is not enforced on this board.

https://www.4chan.org/rules#trash
>Global rules 1, 2, 4, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, and 14 are enforced.
>Global rule 10

Report him and put him in B& Jail.

File: photo_2017-02-11_11-06-27.jpg (132KB, 1280x676px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1280x676px

Double ended dildo sounds fun, but real dick is usually better, dick holders are good ;^)

File: 1469703546.angel27_fockewulf_v1-1.png (2MB, 695x900px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 695x900px

>>7846449
>admits he has a small worthless little cock
Is that why you're here? You need some encouragement to go through with it? You should. You're a failure as a man, you could never actually be anything like a real man, just some cheap imitation.
You barely even have a dick I bet, I bet it's already so small it's practically a clit already. Do it, you slut. Get rid of it.

File: 7bbd450da01fe4f9f2c506e81ebad7e1.jpg (711KB, 965x1260px) Image search: [Google]

711KB, 965x1260px

>>7846421
Please post somewhere else. You clearly have enough content to make an actual cboy thread if you wanted.

File: 12_213_u18chan.jpg (89KB, 540x675px) Image search: [Google]

89KB, 540x675px

>>7846469
Please stop being so new, read previous thread, this will keep going from now on

>>7846469
Don't respond. It's a troll.

>>7846384
As you offer no real solutions, no olive branches, only a demand we leave so you can claim the thread as "your's", I can only feel that you are not actually here on some heroic act of "ending bigotry", but rather you're just here to shitpost vaginas in order to disgust homosexuals who were innocently participating in a vanilla gfur thread. Whatever bigots may or may not be here are definitely in the single digits, and the innocent far outweigh your targets. How can you possibly claim this as a just or acceptable course of action?

I have a problem with vaginas because I'm gay. I don't go into lesbian threads and post dicks on chicks and claim they're just as lesbian as images of two chicks rubbing their pussies together, why would you think it's acceptable to do the same thing here? And I don't care how many times you've been over it with other people, it bears repeating, maybe in every reply you get, there is absolutely no reason for you to dump those images here, and you were fully aware of it from the start, and you persisted not because you were trying to advance a cause, but simply because you like the attention.

File: 19_143_u18chan.jpg (113KB, 910x745px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 910x745px

>>7846468
Nah my cock is pretty average but i dont need cocks, it doesnt fit me, it ll make a fabulous neo vagina ;^)

Vagentlemen are far better men than bigots

>>7846469
no one else would post in it lmao

File: 8707c3de6ddaa45b15db41ed1e46c91f.jpg (133KB, 1280x821px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 1280x821px

>>7846491
No it isn't. It's small and you never touch it. It disgusts you because it's barely a cock, the guys who fuck you won't even touch it. That's why you feel compelled to get it chopped off. You're an insecure need whore who needs someone to make sure he knows is place as some slutty cunt that needs to be filled

>>7846488
Don't respond to the troll.

File: photo_2017-02-19_18-14-43.jpg (132KB, 1280x882px) Image search: [Google]

132KB, 1280x882px

>>7846488
What gave it way, of course i m doing this for fun, crusades are boring, but annoying bigots is fun :3

They are clearly here since they have been using the usual transphobic arguments

Look you are collateral damage, i cant do something about it.

The moment transphobes revealed themselves it was over for gfur, if the quite down and shut up about it after a few days i ll stop

But even then i ll be testing the waters every now and then to reveal more bigots.

Bigots deserve to live in fear and die!

>>7846509
Please don't feed it any more (you)'s

File: 1452810200.kaijusama_exile_catched_a_pussy_21_u18chan.png.jpg (154KB, 930x1280px) Image search: [Google]

154KB, 930x1280px

>>7846509
Anon this doesnt work on a stronk independent vagentleman who needs no man!

File: 1480183820467.jpg (143KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 1280x1280px

>>7846492
No shit. It's mixing the worst two parts of both sexes.

>>7846522
Fascists like you should be put to death regardless of what you identify as

File: dbb0dbf7fe99afe3cd05462334588bb4.png (1MB, 758x1024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 758x1024px

>>7846542
desu ugly people should be purged from existence

File: 5c7fa41b3257148194bad69232f4dc76.png (1MB, 1000x1563px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x1563px

I love you mods!

File: 1468973977326.jpg (772KB, 1100x862px) Image search: [Google]

772KB, 1100x862px

this thread just keeps getting better an better

File: 1486832980.meesh_taylorjacking_resize.png (1MB, 825x1125px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 825x1125px

destroyed

File: 6ae7500f-2be9-442f-ba78-048b55d46924.jpg (185KB, 1280x1280px) Image search: [Google]

185KB, 1280x1280px

Mods are my heroes

File: d7921927f9a2bf726474da690cff0e6f.png (415KB, 500x648px) Image search: [Google]

415KB, 500x648px

Absolutely based mods. Thank you for letting us have our peaceful thread.

>>7846826
do you really want that range ban?

File: 1482370513.bladerush_tephros_blade.png (1MB, 1280x1024px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1024px

>>7846839
guess so hahaha

>>7846838

File: 1474037862.berinvalar_jahti_x_berin.png (2MB, 960x1280px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 960x1280px

>ban evasion just to shitpost
now that's dedication, you homophobes are relentless

File: 772caa2bab24c4ff69edb9adc567fe97.png (2MB, 1400x1200px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1400x1200px

>>7846884
;^) ;^) ;^) :333333333

>>7846978
enjoy your perma ban you retard

File: 1486035777196.jpg (230KB, 1280x1334px) Image search: [Google]

230KB, 1280x1334px

>>7846947
It just amazes me he genuinely thinks he's being unfairly treated. Reminds me of the skit from the beginning of the repressed citizen skit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

File: e7fe811a0d5840bb1d800357d2bb243a.jpg (172KB, 1183x1280px) Image search: [Google]

172KB, 1183x1280px

>when you used to be perfectly ok with trans people but now hate them
fuck it, gas chambers for all of them
>>7846992

File: 1450136101723.jpg (485KB, 1280x1071px) Image search: [Google]

485KB, 1280x1071px

>>7847003
You really have nothing else better to do huh?

File: 6caaa3adbeafb61a91c3078724725fbd.jpg (241KB, 1280x881px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 1280x881px

Where are your parents.

File: 1394784987.yasano_flex.png (207KB, 671x643px) Image search: [Google]

207KB, 671x643px

>>7847033
>Mom's gonna freak

File: e70a9f7aa3636b1459cc756df0ff51fb.png (1MB, 1480x1150px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1480x1150px

>>7847034
I'll impregnate you just to fill you with my bigot children who will grow up to hate you and find you just as disgusting as we all do.

File: 3deec7e93eb7bed0844d6b94aba2ba68.png (3MB, 1300x3279px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1300x3279px

>>7847003
Rich coming from you considering A) your behavior and B) the extreme co-morbidity of gender disorders and autism spectrum disorders.

I really do pity you and I'm looking forward to advances in psychiatric medicine that might cure you and your kin. Best of luck.

File: 3a186d873a9a80597b5743b1941973e2.jpg (509KB, 1000x773px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 1000x773px

This reminds me of the women's march where a bunch of stupid college chicks dressed up as vaginas to "protest Trump" and ended up just looking like retards

>>7846969
>god emperor mike Pence

You mean Mike "Conversion therapy, ban fag marriage" Pence or a different Mike Pence?

>>7847077
I assume he means Mike "Follow God's path or feel Tesla's wrath" Pence

File: 1486595256504.jpg (279KB, 891x695px) Image search: [Google]

279KB, 891x695px

>>7847003
>Oh noez

>>7847067
>implying transfags can get pregnant
kek

>>7847082
>trannie reveals his true colors

File: a7e48ca6b4b08ceba9d973527943b0f1.jpg (115KB, 1280x1217px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1280x1217px

>babies are only good for kicking
careful, you don't wanna cut yourself on that edge

File: 1487175777654.gif (649KB, 597x896px) Image search: [Google]

649KB, 597x896px

>>7847077
That's the one!

>>7847082
>also enjoys child abuse

Do you want to turn little boys into little girls?

File: 7190e186ba81b88ca631a2db7d47e713.png (613KB, 774x860px) Image search: [Google]

613KB, 774x860px

>>7847113
He's a sicko tranny, the answer is probably yes

File: 1462218015.neenya_daves.png (274KB, 1280x675px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 1280x675px

>when he goes for the permaban

File: 1468970530964.png (1MB, 1000x875px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1000x875px

>can't have babies until we grow vaginas from skincells and implant them
wow, he's literally a 12 year old, he LITERALLY doesn't know where babies come from

>>7847114
Which by the time it's even feasible, freaks like you will be long gone

File: Tiger_buffserval_boof_u18chan.gif (2MB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x280px

These gay romance threads sure have gone downhill since I started the first one (to my knowledge) back in june

File: 1487292572538.png (2MB, 939x1280px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 939x1280px

Junkies > Trannies

Trannies are all terrible subhuman garbage

FINALLY

File: 1431148602.meesh_cmh_panicpanic_lowres.jpg (344KB, 813x800px) Image search: [Google]

344KB, 813x800px

get fucked tranny piece of shit

>>7847139
True. I would hang out with a junkie any day of the week over a tranny, no contest.

>>7847135
>Which by the time it's even feasible, freaks like you will be long gone
Yeah they usually kill themselves before age 30 whether they get "treatment" or not. Which is sad in *most* cases.

File: 1476947823.angel27_xefra.png (2MB, 695x900px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 695x900px

>>7847139
I take back all the bad things I've said, post junkies all day. You are waaaaaaaaayyy better

File: 1487067066.fek_kodajd.png.jpg (189KB, 1280x1103px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x1103px

>>7847138
Used to be barafags whining about how not having a fat fetish was bigotry. Now it's a tranny butthurt about the fact that no one could ever love him.

Seeing gay love hurts his broken brain and makes him lash out in an autistic tranny rage.

File: a0a83a3295c1f906b6eaa7fcca40926a.jpg (916KB, 2737x2472px) Image search: [Google]

916KB, 2737x2472px

Jungle sex is nice

File: 1421699161.wolfy-nail_2015-01-12_-_need_a_ride_b_-_sawolf151_1280.jpg (183KB, 1280x905px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 1280x905px

He better be gone for good this time

File: bd1add472e8fd98e7239ac1b29049434.jpg (179KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

179KB, 800x800px

>>7847187
I go to both /bara/ and /gfur/. From what I've seen most of /bara/ is fine but there's a small number of people that complain when they see anything with even a slight bit of chub. For me muscle is good, chub to an extent is good and straight up fat should be posted in the fat threads.

File: tumblr_inline_o1r897N9ia1rrw31e_500.png (242KB, 500x490px) Image search: [Google]

242KB, 500x490px

>>7847187
You might have hit the nail on the head there, that it's the love theme that really bothers him.

>>7847207
It looks like he's at least taking longer to get back. I don't blame the mods if he comes back though, with someone as deranged and persistent as him.

File: ef12a4fe4846cb63db842ee82c95bfe7.jpg (390KB, 1200x1200px) Image search: [Google]

390KB, 1200x1200px

I love the idea of living outside of society with all my qt furry bfs fucking my ass and mouth all day long while we do drugs and snuggle in our love huts.

File: 1278643788.taurinfox_foreplay.jpg (168KB, 750x600px) Image search: [Google]

168KB, 750x600px

>>7847248
>be autistic tranny
>have zero empathy because your brain chemistry is fucked
>the concept of love and affection literally does not compute
>attack people for feeling it
I would feel bad, but honestly, he should be put down. Like a rabies infested dog.

>>7847237
the trannie spaming was far worse that last few bara threads

File: 1487478001181.jpg (1MB, 756x1261px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 756x1261px

Can we talk about guys and dating - someone have an idea for a specific topic?

File: 336278b4c4fd90a39616eb549f0d31d5.jpg (141KB, 989x1280px) Image search: [Google]

141KB, 989x1280px

>>7847275
Describe your perfect "going out" date?

File: 5ed02e4a3b336c20c6f451c5764b2cc1.jpg (133KB, 750x1280px) Image search: [Google]

133KB, 750x1280px

>tfw want a relationship but feel like I'd honestly be a shit partner and don't want to inflict myself on anyone
>So I just settle for lots of casual sleazy sex
eh.. I have my ups and downs

File: 0d861a624a16125e8484b38423bbbb79.png (4MB, 3000x3000px) Image search: [Google]

4MB, 3000x3000px

>>7847275
I've never dated but something about going to a concert with a guy seems romantic to me. And I could suck his dick in the crowd. But I'm into public shit so..

File: 1288373667.vivisectionbob_youngliars18x24.jpg (688KB, 1280x960px) Image search: [Google]

688KB, 1280x960px

>>7847268
>Another junkie poster

Why hello there!

>>7847248
>>7847271
Look at how he acts and how much worse he'd be IRL. He must be hated by everyone around and seeing people who appreciate love and aren't part of a tranny hugbox must be triggering the fuck out of him.

File: 1470167760.negger_kreoche_small.jpg (546KB, 828x1200px) Image search: [Google]

546KB, 828x1200px

>>7847274
I feel like the bara threads had too many misunderstandings on what "bara" actually is as opposed to being just pure muscle men, but this recent thing is infinitely worse in every way.

But here's a cute lion

>>7847299
I want a relationship, but have dad bod due to an injury that limits exercise. The idea of anyone seeing me naked is mortifying. Trying to lose the weight, but only cutting calories is taking forever.

File: 1479774467746.png (673KB, 782x1149px) Image search: [Google]

673KB, 782x1149px

>>7847275
I'm too narcissistic for dating

File: ea583986eb0239825755ceaa6bac73e3.jpg (1017KB, 1260x1178px) Image search: [Google]

1017KB, 1260x1178px

>>7847299
>me but without the sex
feels bad

File: blackfang.png (3MB, 1440x1920px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1440x1920px

>>7847327
He's probably also as hideous on the outside as he is on the inside

File: howieshowoff.png (749KB, 3104x2416px) Image search: [Google]

749KB, 3104x2416px

>>7847364
The idea of a guy whose really into himself and makes his partner worship him is extremely hot to me.

File: pyro4.png (2MB, 1920x1440px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1920x1440px

>>7847392
Eh...don't feel bad the sex has its ups and downs too. Sometimes I honestly feel like shit after.

File: def83a89624b829ba7e1ef26a17d2483.jpg (657KB, 654x900px) Image search: [Google]

657KB, 654x900px

I hate myself too much to date other people honestly.

Look at this RUMP though.

File: f53dcc74c10a65914e77f4c059e3c922.jpg (174KB, 909x1280px) Image search: [Google]

174KB, 909x1280px

>>7847425
It would be hot for awhile but it is not conducive to a healthy long term relationship. So...not doing it

File: 6ba3a28d72cf98cd9b563c41ad0b715b.png (677KB, 1200x690px) Image search: [Google]

677KB, 1200x690px

>>7847271
The desperate use of ":^)" and ":3" made it really clear he's not as careless as he makes himself out to be at any rate.

>>7847291
Hypothetically since I haven't done these: An evening by a campfire in the woods/near a lake, or something exciting and adventurous like parachuting. Nothing wrong with a calm dinner or coffee date either of course.

File: 1400410561.yasano_fiddle2.png (345KB, 767x1226px) Image search: [Google]

345KB, 767x1226px

>>7847451
I didn't mean as a relationship thing, but just when fooling around with guys.

File: 243bf9323c9c4517173aab59bf607d8c.jpg (755KB, 904x1260px) Image search: [Google]

755KB, 904x1260px

>>7847438
Any time I've had sex I've hated myself after and it never really felt good.
May just be because I only have women to choose from where I live. No gays in sight around here.

File: 9a9f42e1b417150ba54395610bfa3e5d.png (490KB, 900x840px) Image search: [Google]

490KB, 900x840px

>>7847454
I love how blasé he tried to act when it was painfully obvious he was seething with rage

File: 27c981cc0417c3ccbf647424590186c3.png (403KB, 943x910px) Image search: [Google]

403KB, 943x910px

>>7847275
>>7847291
I don't know ive been on dates before but im pretty simple, it doesn't have to be something extravagant to be perfect.

It's perfect to me if my partner is happy

I guess camping sounds like a fun idea tho, a night under the stars

File: 1482836271694.jpg (406KB, 1200x1008px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 1200x1008px

>>7847362
Actually, diet has a way bigger impact on weight loss than exercise. If you want some quick diet tips I can provide that, otherwise the /fit/ sticky has more comprehensive info.

If your injury permits swimming, that would probably be a good idea though since there's very little strain involved.

File: 1395813946.yasano_el.png (147KB, 606x735px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 606x735px

>>7847486
Emoticons are a dead giveaway. To think that the smiley face has come to this

File: e76cdaad24a3dfeddd4680c2bbd3ec3d.png (827KB, 1000x1016px) Image search: [Google]

827KB, 1000x1016px

>>7847407
>He's probably also as hideous on the outside as he is on the inside

That's true. All trannies are fucking hideous. he's probably some obese acne ridden NEET with horrible hygiene who blames all his shittiness on "muh dysphoria" and people being disgusted by him as "Bigotry!"

File: 3108bc7eb6c94dc4835e11554849a6a4.jpg (464KB, 1100x712px) Image search: [Google]

464KB, 1100x712px

>>7847510
I like the leach and collar in the background, it adds to the scene of being comforted after sub drop

>>7847510
tumblr landwhale

File: c194619e16c69026dcf458707de12ebe.jpg (88KB, 652x900px) Image search: [Google]

88KB, 652x900px

>>7847494
Hell yeah. And you can hunt bears together in the nude with slingshots and bubblegum.

File: b847d2234959ce2f1d7d4c5a2224e228.jpg (416KB, 540x700px) Image search: [Google]

416KB, 540x700px

>>7847445
Lemurs are sexy as fuck

Criminal drug using lemurs are even sexier.

File: 8c5268bc229e8c916ecd079540a5cf5d.jpg (315KB, 1001x1584px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 1001x1584px

>>7847552
That's pretty gay anon
I kinda like it

File: 818b6ee4ac36ad9a0295db16bc668db8.jpg (102KB, 486x700px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 486x700px

>>7847561
I was about to post that you DORK.

File: d3f4a12b66e6439b5f5556559823fb32.jpg (353KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]

353KB, 1200x900px

>>7847566
I still think Ziggy is sexier, though it would be great is he was drawn fluffy yet somehow retained his lean & mean appearance.

File: 0316e293d59407b1b5c036a953a9dbb9.jpg (456KB, 900x695px) Image search: [Google]

456KB, 900x695px

>>7847588
I think some floof in the neck could pull it off. Honestly it's kinda hard to achieve the meth look and also have fluffy. Fluff kind of implies healthiness.

File: 6de8c505640e699ea0637792bfc66ae7.jpg (842KB, 1054x1200px) Image search: [Google]

842KB, 1054x1200px

>>7847588
handsome doggo -> starvin' marvin the meth-head

>>7847633
From an artistic standpoint you'd just draw the "fluff" matted, dirty and patchy to imply lacking health instead.

File: f3f9bb5acaa15f4858a65c5de0d627ba.jpg (480KB, 760x900px) Image search: [Google]

480KB, 760x900px

>>7847655
Good point. I'm kind of an artist in training.
I'm ok, but not great.

File: gaydogskisses_u18chan.gif (2MB, 500x280px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 500x280px

>>7847309
People don't suck each other off on concerts anon, unless it's some kind of sex club.

Anyway if you do find yourself on a concert date, pleeaase don't stand in the very front next to the fence making out instead of looking at the band.

>>7847670
Post a sketch pretty please?

File: d5d2a79d8d403111f25f4c9d42b465bf.jpg (196KB, 757x1200px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 757x1200px

>>7847690
Dates aren't all about sex. Just having a good time with the guy you love and making him happy is better than sex.

File: 1484036549604.jpg (739KB, 1358x928px) Image search: [Google]

739KB, 1358x928px

>>7847734
Oh you don't need to tell me. I'm a hopeless romantic myself.

File: 1466813619.raesheris_ziggyfin.jpg (1MB, 811x1400px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 811x1400px

>>7847637
Handsome doggos are definitely handsome and sexy, but I prefer junkie lemur husbando for more than just having my ideal body type.

People have different tastes and I know mine's unusual.

File: 1454217132.tacklebox__¬‿¬__.jpg (406KB, 900x681px) Image search: [Google]

406KB, 900x681px

>>7847754
>I'm a hopeless romantic

Same here, but with an emphasis on the "hopeless" part

File: 1558387d5f61d63d62e07661fb8a2a59.jpg (412KB, 879x950px) Image search: [Google]

412KB, 879x950px

>>7847702
B-but senpai, none of my sketches are thread related and I'm phoneposting. ;_;
Also it'd have to be traditional shit either way because my tablet is broken atm and I don't have wifi where I currently live. Hhh

>>7847690
I'm more of an "at the back" kinda person if I haven't already made that wholly evident.

File: 1393554188.blotch_dontstop.jpg (285KB, 850x658px) Image search: [Google]

285KB, 850x658px

>>7847766
Seriously I don't mind a lean and wiry body, but the whole junkie thing is really off-putting to me. I have family members who've wrecked their lives with substance abuse, including an aunt who's brain is pretty much mush from severe korsakoff syndrome. Doesn't recognize her own kids any more.

>>7847777
Well I can't argue with quads.

>>7847787
>Also it'd have to be traditional shit either way
This is a good thing though. I much prefer traditional over digital.

File: 6cebf3a2-746b-47d8-b9cc-785ce9d544371961480952.jpg (2MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 4032x3024px

>>7847919
Okay well
This is Floob
an alien janitor I drew a long time ago.
M-make a request if you want but I can't promise it'll be good.

File: 1352093950.vivisectionbob_comic379.jpg (725KB, 800x1222px) Image search: [Google]

725KB, 800x1222px

>>7847919
Drug use is a symptom of other problems in someone's life.

I find it appealing because I'm also a fucked up drug addict who's lonely and wants someone to love and be loved by and heal together with. I'm too self loathing to not feel guilty being in a relationship with someone whose life is a burning wreck like mine is.

File: tumblr_inline_nsuerinF9Y1rgqydv_1280.png (217KB, 727x600px) Image search: [Google]

217KB, 727x600px

>>7847985
fuck its sideways my phone ALWAYS DOES THIS REEEE

File: f9228082ae12db1b14063ae83d21210d.jpg (564KB, 850x1121px) Image search: [Google]

564KB, 850x1121px

>>7847985
>request

Draw someone hugging junkie lemur husbando and telling him everything is gonna be okay.

>>7847985
Hey you cheeky bastard, you can actually draw.

>M-make a request if you want but I can't promise it'll be good.
Make an homage drawing to some painting or sculpture you like. That's something I enjoy doing myself at least.

>>7847999
>>7847919
You two sound perfect for each other.

>>7848033
ill try hhhh

File: 1423893619.kenket_taybeer.jpg (229KB, 1103x764px) Image search: [Google]

229KB, 1103x764px

>>7847999
>Drug use is a symptom of other problems in someone's life.

Yes, but putting out a house fire with fucking white phosphorous isn't the best idea.

>I find it appealing because I'm also a fucked up drug addict who's lonely and wants someone to love and be loved by and heal together with. I'm too self loathing to not feel guilty being in a relationship with someone whose life is a burning wreck like mine is.
What bothers me is how you glorify this life style that you obviously want to get away from. Do you want someone who's teetering on the edge to make the same choice(s) you made?

File: 1420310300.unistaart_Йова.png (932KB, 740x971px) Image search: [Google]

932KB, 740x971px

>>7848187
The issue is that drugs are more often than not the only viable source of relief.

I wouldn't even know how to not be miserable when life is so fucking shitty. Drugs have been the closest thing to happiness I have.

I wish life wasn't so shit, but since it's so shitty it's better to ease the pain than needlessly suffer through it for no reason.

>>7848187
He is glorifying it because he wants help. He knows it's wrong and hates that he can't get away from it, so plays it off as being okay with it. Becoming part of the horror rather than letting continue to terrorize. I've been there.

He needs someone to lean on, doesn't even need to be a lover, just a friend or a mentor willing to be there and lead them out with stern compassion.

>>7848304
>The issue is that drugs are more often than not the only viable source of relief.
I fully understand the need for immediate relief from psychological pain. Really. I don't know what you've been through and vice versa and I'm sure our issues aren't much alike, but I get it.

>I wouldn't even know how to not be miserable when life is so fucking shitty. Drugs have been the closest thing to happiness I have.
It's still not the solution or something to advocate. I'm not saying "lol just like be happy" or that it's in any way easy to shake your problems off, it is, again, the way you glorify it.

File: 302d299bdae7f5d45ea1509b4a8d084f.jpg (134KB, 747x1011px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 747x1011px

>>7848543
I don't see any possible solutions to my problems and I can't imagine any way my life could ever improve.

In all honesty, I don't want to be alive

>>7848388
The loneliness is the worst part.

Enough of my problems, post love.

File: 713db411c56b2f082011769e0f050951.jpg (878KB, 892x1184px) Image search: [Google]

878KB, 892x1184px

>>7848388
I can see that too, but it still pisses me off. Perhaps that's not a constructive or understanding way for me to react, and if so I admit it.

File: 20170223_164300.jpg (800KB, 1408x1033px) Image search: [Google]

800KB, 1408x1033px

>>7848033
i tried vry hard pls no bully

File: 1f3d72a80936019342b9f7c6f6fc5ca0.jpg (64KB, 896x636px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 896x636px

>>7848651
If I didn't have drugs, I would have put a bullet through my brain years ago.

File: c_1329941299838_Art_-_Thanks_for_Staying_by_Blotch_u18chan.jpg (155KB, 539x693px) Image search: [Google]

155KB, 539x693px

>>7848650
>I don't see any possible solutions to my problems and I can't imagine any way my life could ever improve.
>In all honesty, I don't want to be alive

I've been there. Now I'm not.
First things first: are you fed, clothed and sleeping in a warm bed at night? Do you have a job or other reliable income like welfare money?

File: a1e8277c1ee80b3f11946d16226b66ef.png (495KB, 653x827px) Image search: [Google]

495KB, 653x827px

>>7848685
That's really nice.

thank you

File: 6ba3bdc5f5b6cd63f9e52404074a4b54.jpg (526KB, 1000x773px) Image search: [Google]

526KB, 1000x773px

>>7848723
No problem friend. <3

File: 979789.gif (3MB, 1280x768px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1280x768px

haha suck it fags

File: 0726ffb6554b72fe9d27112a7ac09baa.jpg (683KB, 814x1150px) Image search: [Google]

683KB, 814x1150px

>>7848862
No girly boys!

>>7848711
>are you fed, clothed and sleeping in a warm bed at night?

For now

>Do you have a job or other reliable income like welfare money?

No job, barely any cash, no welfare, do criminal shit when necessary.

>>7848862
wat

File: 20170223_170039.jpg (3MB, 2518x2288px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2518x2288px

>>7848862
Gladly~

File: 1468186938882.png (1MB, 997x1260px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 997x1260px

look
two normal furries
haha suck it fags

File: bcbc75141e160284d8fa69441d8f97ad (1).png (763KB, 962x680px) Image search: [Google]

763KB, 962x680px

>>7848966
>No job, barely any cash, no welfare, do criminal shit when necessary.
Is a job or some sort of financial aid something you can technically get, personal issues notwithstanding? I mean if you're an escaped convict in kosovo that would complicate matters.

>>7849104
I highly doubt anyone would hire me. Dunno how to get welfare type shit.

I can't seem to post in the discord. Says something about my account having to be 5 minutes old, but my account is much more than 5 minutes old.

>>7849541
I'll look into it

File: 1bb144331873fe4009025d27c48bd261.png (1MB, 1132x680px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1132x680px

>>7849519
>I highly doubt anyone would hire me.
Yeah for the moment you're likely right. Just trying to get a picture of the situation.

>Dunno how to get welfare type shit.
Now this depends entirely on which country you're living in, but since you're typing in good English it's extremely probable there's some kind of state social service organization you can call or visit. Where I live, they'd set you up with a place to stay (probably really shitty but whatever) and the basic necessities of living.

You currently have a shitload of issues, and solving them all at once is impossible. It also makes it seem like solving even one at a time is an impossible, which is false no matter what it feels like. Once you get the ball rolling it's sort of an upward spiral domino effect.

Clearly, income is the most pressing issue. So make that your goal. Break it up into smaller sub-goals and do one of them every day no matter how small then allow yourself to feel good in the evening for having accomplished it even if it's small. So here's the first task: do research. Check out what kind of economical assistance you can get and where to get it. Then chill out until tomorrow. Tomorrow you make the phone call to whatever you found out this evening then chill out. And so on and so forth.

>>7849686
Figured it out, thanks.

File: 0893d3ff5c38c334e9419f9e0a56af9e.png (2MB, 1500x1175px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 1500x1175px

god, not having the tranny here is so fucking /comfy/

File: e28e79897ec197ee6737d95a3613ed4a.png (289KB, 596x842px) Image search: [Google]

289KB, 596x842px

>>7850011
There's a reason gay men rather go to /fit/ or /r9k/ than /lgbt/

File: IMG_1277.jpg (112KB, 719x859px) Image search: [Google]

112KB, 719x859px

>>7850011
Yeah, honestly I didn't mind like a day of baiting just for the laughs, that just happens in /trash/ but it was clear he was an actual nutjob tranny after, what, three days of the same shit? Dude's totally gonna end up in a padded cell or hanging from a self-made noose. Or maybe in the lethal injection chair for turning little boys into little girls in his basement, if his last few statements were anything to go by. Whichever, good riddance.

>>7850029
T never made sense to me. LGB I get, they're all sexual orientations, but T is a legitimate mental disorder that involves desire to mutilate your genitals. It is completely unrelated to the others. Never should have been added. But now it's some dumb LGBTQQIAFDZ+×÷ shit, so it's long since lost all meaning and seriousness.

File: 6818b845d2762e2f8ab3c22c63de9149.png (1MB, 1500x1500px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1500x1500px

>>7849739
I'll try. The problem is I keep making plans and they fall apart all the time, or I just fuck up in some way. I'm not a good person.

>>7850029
True /lgbt/ is nothing but whiny trannies and the worse kind of gay dudes.

>>7850080
At least I'm not that fucked up though. Sad part is he's gonna get a bunch undeserved help, money, and even his fetish fulfillment cosmetic surgery handed to him because he's a tranny and it would be politically incorrect to actually treat his mental illness.

File: f40a1ace02d9b4b11a468d09a39b68b9.jpg (144KB, 711x1280px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 711x1280px

>>7850185
>I'll try. The problem is I keep making plans and they fall apart all the time, or I just fuck up in some way.
That's good anon. The idea is to divide the plans into bite size pieces that are relatively easy to solve.
>I'm not a good person.
Wanna know a secret? Almost no one inherently is.

>True /lgbt/ is nothing but whiny trannies and the worse kind of gay dudes.
It was fairly okay for a year or so after the first couple months of shitposting when the board was made.

File: dae189b719e6b8af6b35a3c728c10828.jpg (241KB, 617x738px) Image search: [Google]

241KB, 617x738px

>>7850255
Rats are really sexy.

Rodents in general are pretty great.

>>7850242
I know I'm way too hard on myself, but I genuinely can't think of any positive things about me and I legitimately am a complete fuck up.

>>7850286
You're not a psychotic tranny.

There, that's one thing.

File: 1487607836979.jpg (140KB, 853x1280px) Image search: [Google]

140KB, 853x1280px

>>7850286
>I know I'm way too hard on myself
It's very good that you realize this. Even if you lime myself are unable to internalize it.

>but I genuinely can't think of any positive things about me and I legitimately am a complete fuck up.
Being a fuck-up is not a predestined trait written in the stars, it's a temporary state.

You're an empathetic person and not a moron, so that puts you above literal billions of people in those respects. And they're far more permanent/fundamental traits than one's current success or lack thereof in life.

File: 1486274017107.png (150KB, 446x455px) Image search: [Google]

150KB, 446x455px

>tfw wanna make a murrsona but don't even know where to begin

>>7850603
Pick a non-clichéd animal that relates to your personality or place where you live. Give it some kind of iconic signifier or "trademark" relating to it's personality. Then have someone draw it.

Avoid stupid colors and fucking supernumerary limbs or edgy body modifications etc etc

File: prevost.jpg (68KB, 567x508px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 567x508px

>>7850603
Don't. Diving into murrsona autism is worse than picking up a drug habit.

Just appreciate cute gay animal men without heading headfirst into the deep end.

Squirrels are cute, and uncommon. Don't do sparkledog shit when something simple like a Prevost's Squirrel is far better and also kinda unique. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Callosciurus

>>7850650
>relates to your personality
I don't know what animal relates to my personality though.

File: ba4424c05ac27ffe4003ed6a043e99cb.jpg (275KB, 1126x1600px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 1126x1600px

>>7850678
I like my bucks a bit more masculine.

>>7850821
No animal relates to a person's personality because animals don't have human personalities. Pick whatever.

File: 55dd2a02b6764a7832b72f4a3ead7fe4.jpg (144KB, 800x624px) Image search: [Google]

144KB, 800x624px

>>7850910
>I like my bucks a bit more masculine.
I'm not generally into femmy stuff, but the pose and the way the the shirt hangs does something to me.

Face is pretty bad though.

File: island-onta-08.jpg (387KB, 1155x1757px) Image search: [Google]

387KB, 1155x1757px

>>7851002
It does help that many bucks have graceful, almost feminine builds.

The hair is the only bad part in my opinion.

At least it's not Onta face.

>>7851182
His men are so disgusting

File: 1402065554965.png (440KB, 1000x700px) Image search: [Google]

440KB, 1000x700px

>>7851182
>onta
*HUUURK*

File: 5b7d7fec0fefe1c748ae52871367dbca.png (3MB, 3000x2000px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 3000x2000px

>>7851196
>>7851232
The fact that his garbage got published by Image Comics is a fucking disgrace.

Remember when we used to post comfy gay comics ITT? We should try that again next thread.

File: 1424607184913.jpg (80KB, 958x859px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 958x859px

>>7851287
>Remember when we used to post comfy gay comics ITT?
Well it's just that we've posted them all many times. Also I don't generally save whole comics myself, just the URL

I think I figured out what's wrong with Onta. It's not that his men look like women, they don't. It's that his men look like these cosmetic surgery accidents. When I look upon their faces, I feel I am staring into the face of tranny poster

File: tumblr_o85aa7o7on1tcczq5o2_1280.jpg (451KB, 1279x1920px) Image search: [Google]

451KB, 1279x1920px

>>7851182
I don't think Onta knows what a face is

File: transgender-man-777x437.png (854KB, 777x437px) Image search: [Google]

854KB, 777x437px

>>7851328
>his men look like these cosmetic surgery accidents. When I look upon their faces, I feel I am staring into the face of tranny poster

That's a pretty accurate description.

>>7851322
We need more new gay comics, and not just porn comics.

File: b3365b9089c51e95eebd37d2505bcaa6.jpg (68KB, 456x800px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 456x800px

>>7851391
The fucking lips especially creep me the fuck out.

>>7851401
>We need more new gay comics, and not just porn comics.
I strongly agree. But I can't do anything about it.

File: trans-4.jpg (26KB, 306x429px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 306x429px

>>7851427
>The fucking lips especially creep me the fuck out.

They're fucking ridiculous. It's like a 2D version of this mentally ill guy

I wish I was able to draw cute gay romantic comics for you.

>>7851466
dear god

File: dc7acb45472760da876f1220d35e5740.png (3MB, 1800x1414px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 1800x1414px

>>7851536
As if the spammer wasn't enough proof already. All trannies are completely batshit crazy. No exceptions.

It's a shame they latched on to the gay rights movement.

File: 027fa1e356f56e88d3c600b19e1ec2.png (1MB, 1622x909px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1622x909px

>>7851585
they really are disgusting parasites

File: CqzjqniUMAAxt2t.jpg (70KB, 595x842px) Image search: [Google]

70KB, 595x842px

>>7851585
>>7851627
Seems like even the other groups are getting tired of them. The T in LGBT was a huge mistake.

File: 17035d0200de464279130bf7c4513549.jpg (131KB, 1280x1152px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 1280x1152px

>>7851627
>>7851658
I don't think anyone ever liked them. I blame a few lesbians obsessed with "intersectional" feminism for lumping them in in the first place.

File: 74266072adf6a084e36bb8f404ec1466.jpg (87KB, 700x800px) Image search: [Google]

87KB, 700x800px

>>7851466
>I wish I was able to draw cute gay romantic comics for you.
Aw anon, I wish I could draw you one in return.

File: tumblr_nzkaklSTBf1ry2yk9o1_1280.jpg (1MB, 1092x1525px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1092x1525px

>>7851728
Well hopefully more people start realizing that this trend of being "PC" is all shit and that enabling trannies always ends badly.

But let's go back to posting cute guys.

>>7849519

Funny/sad thing is, illegal mexican immigrants that are just as much of druggies as you have an easier time getting a job in the US.

File: 1478019751.twinkle-sez_otterbitsf.jpg (159KB, 1280x905px) Image search: [Google]

159KB, 1280x905px

> Many posts erased
> Everyone talks about trannies

What specifically happened

File: 68bb90847a8d2ee112ba17a845824494.jpg (113KB, 707x950px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 707x950px

>>7852087
Some faggot with a fetish for bara dudes with vaginas instead of dicks relentlessly spammed our threads. We got fed up one day and told him to fuck off.
He screamed "TRANSPHOBIC BIGOTS, I'LL SHOW YOU" and spammed even more and then he was banned for flooding, evaded the ban twice and is now permabanned

File: 1471233845259.jpg (216KB, 988x988px) Image search: [Google]

216KB, 988x988px

>tfw can't into knots
I didn't think I'd ever regret not being able to masturbate to animal genitals, but it actually really annoys me, because a perfectly good pic can be ruined for me if there's a red rocket in it. And the punchline is that 90% of good gfur porn has at least one knot in it. Is there a way I can force myself to find knots attractive?

File: 7fae28980e0d94b407cf3ddcfc774301.png (430KB, 1164x1200px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 1164x1200px

>>7851658

The T in LGBT is one of the biggest obstacles of trying to explain that gay people aren't just mentally fucked in the head.

It's just fucking leftist shit.

File: b10958275d02929770dc38ceecbb36de.png (1MB, 1280x1195px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1195px

>>7852139
Imagine having your lover locked inside you during and after making love. Cuddling together with him throbbing inside you.

File: 1479853681513_u18chan.png (1MB, 810x618px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 810x618px

>>7852139

I agree so much. The problem is that they are so wide spread, that as you said, there's perfectly good art with dog dongs ruining it. I've almost given up lately and have started saving pics I like even if I have to ignore the animal dicks.

As for trying to get yourself to like them.... just keep ignoring them. If you succeed in trying to get yourself to like them, you'll be even more fucked up... moving your fetish a bit further away from "cartoon porn" to bestiality.

File: 1458679956.oblongpomegranate_tyson.jpg (102KB, 651x768px) Image search: [Google]

102KB, 651x768px

>>7852139
I also prefer human cock. I warmed up to red rockets by reading fag fics that were heavy on knotting and it grew on me after awhile. Now I can jack it to both just fine

File: 1485211975770.jpg (84KB, 552x768px) Image search: [Google]

84KB, 552x768px

>>7852235
>daddy donald in the pic
nice

File: 1486264834726.jpg (275KB, 1200x970px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 1200x970px

>>7852191
See, it isn't the idea of a dog dick that turns me off. What you just wrote actually sounds super hot. It's the actual appearance of dog dicks that's kind of gross to me.

>>7852235
>you'll be even more fucked up... moving your fetish a bit further away from "cartoon porn" to bestiality.
I'm already masturbating to male colorful animal people. I frankly really don't care at this point.

>>7852244
Got any good suggestions for fics?

>>7852332
No because all the stories I read are really fetishy and not romantic at all. So...I'm sorry but you're on your own friendo. But good luck

>>7852316

I'm almost tempted to just subtly edit Trump into a bunch of furporn pics, post them here like normal and see if they catch on. Bonus points for people not noticing and reposting them.

>>7852436
do it plz

You people have any writefags yet?

>>7852562

benis in bum hole, big cums

le fin

>>7852607
11/10 i cam bukit

>>7852607
I had a giggle but in all seriousness, would you be interested in someone coming in on ocassion to write about anthros being super gay?

>>7852719
YES
VERY YES

>>7852735
So what kind of parings would you be interested in? I already have a croc/human fic I did from another thread if you'd like to see some relevant previous work

File: 1456686642.arkwarrior_penetracion_en_el_metro.jpg (283KB, 1099x1280px) Image search: [Google]

283KB, 1099x1280px

>>7852132
>baras with vaginas
>flooding offtopic
>victimizing later

Thanks MODS

>>7853217
>So what kind of parings
Species wise or personality wise?

>if you'd like to see some relevant previous work
Sure, it'd be nice to see what I should expect.

File: 3592831dc529c0a858805908d74a458d.jpg (411KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

411KB, 800x800px

>this is a good friend of your's
>just found out his boyfriend was cheating on him
>came to your place needing comfort
>for whatever reason, laid down on the floor in your living room
>begins crying again
>you lay down beside him
>he gives you this look

What do?

>>7853473
Get off the shrooms first

>>7853473
>lay down on the floor of the living room
>THE FLOOR
anon, I don't associate with the mentally ill

>>7853447
Is that fucking Tay? And whatever his boyfriend's name was? That brings me back a few years. Still remember fapping to the first comic when it was released.

>>7853531
He's emotionally compromised, man.

File: 1374877726.matuska_pinemartin_sketchpage.jpg (562KB, 1100x918px) Image search: [Google]

562KB, 1100x918px

>>7853217
A trailer park rat and an upper middle class tube dude would be a nice pairing.

>>7853584
Fine, pick him up and take him to the couch so he can lie on me instead. But that's only because I don't want his tears staining my furniture or my carpet

And I guess I'd run my hand through his hair and tell him it's gonna be ok. But that's because he's my friend and I'm obligated to do so.

>>7853460
Species and personally if you care enough to specify what you want your dom to be like

And for my next trick, I'll make this penis disappear!
http://pastebin.com/1CacVwTP

>>7853593
I have several Ideas, and you'd probably like where I'm going with them

File: Lonely Kyle.png (306KB, 426x419px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 426x419px

>>7853473
>>this is a good friend of your's

Nice joke

>>7853473
and I guess while running my hand through his hair I'd sing 'fly me to the moon' to lull him to sleep

>>7853697
>I'll make this penis disappear!

Too soon, Anon. You worried me.

>>7853765
What if he teasingly tells you Bobby Darin's Mack the Knife is superior?

>>7853744
You're supposed to play pretend, silly. Use your imagination.

>>7853473

Sort of this >>7853744 but different d e s u. Why would I be friends with such a whiny bitch? Besides I'm not going to take advantage of someone in such a shitty emotional state, which is the response that you seemed to have been successful in fishing for.

>>7853805
Tell him if he makes a joke like that again he'll end up like Meatloaf's Bat outta Hell and be gone when the morning comes

>>7853697
That was pretty hot, anon. Even if I don't like reptiles.
Species wise, I've always loved rabbits subbing. And doms who aren't quite confident yet are always super cute.

>>7853859
>being emotional and turning to a friend for comfort because you caught your boyfriend fucking someone else is being a whiny bitch

Good grief, Anon. And no, it's a setup for you describing how you'd comfort your friend, you autismo.

>>7853473
>Gay
>Monogamous
Pick one

>>7853830
But I don't know what having a friend is like

>>7854429
My husband and I are monogamous. It is not as impossible as you think.

File: 12d11c7d7c60d2105495c95afb3df950.png (1MB, 1164x1280px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1164x1280px

>>7854429
>heterosexual
>monogamous
Pick one

heteros cheat all the time.

The hypersexual gay hookup culture is garbage and I'm willing to bet that almost everyone ITT and the vast majority of gay men want to be in a long term committed monogamous relationship.

There's a reason why the theme of these threads is love and romance

>>7854564
Is that you, mister Been-with-my-husband-since-2005?

>>7854637
Yeah, bit of a night owl. Husband's snoring next to me.

File: 1358364281.rukis_for-as-long-as-we-both-shal.jpg (200KB, 924x741px) Image search: [Google]

200KB, 924x741px

>>7854876
Dat's cute. Give him a smooch and tell him you love him in the morning.

I'm the sad junkie faggot. I'm gonna look into assistance programs and shit.

I'll probably fuck it up somehow but oh well.

>>7854637
>tfw tell myself I'm hetero
>would be in a monogamous relationship with a feminine-enough man regardless

File: 153860074.jpg (408KB, 700x500px) Image search: [Google]

408KB, 700x500px

>>7854958
That's great to hear, man. I believe in you. Even if it's not as meaningful as someone in real life, I'm rooting for you. At least a couple others here are too, I think, from the replies I've seen. You are probably going to fuck up, but that's okay, everybody makes mistakes, as long as you use them as learning experiences and keep getting back up and trying again, there's no shame in it.

>>7854637
Don't kid yourself. The statistics all show it. We're more promiscuous than straight people by far. Monogamy is exceedingly rare for us. Even if that's all we want deep down

>>7854637
>can identify individual anon posters based on the fact that they are gay and monogomous
>i-i- bet there are a v-vast ma-ma-majority of gay men that are monogomous

File: 1487478997567.jpg (240KB, 1280x1065px) Image search: [Google]

240KB, 1280x1065px

>>7854637
I want to find someone to romance and be my husbando, been talking with a bi-curious guy for a couple years but it's not going anywhere. Has me feeling pretty lonely as of late, plus being an introvert really helps ._.

File: c1eda2798ca8d36a25b034d0a42df058.jpg (691KB, 1053x765px) Image search: [Google]

691KB, 1053x765px

>>7855069
Thanks. I don't have anyone IRL, and certainly no one supportive. If some faggot on the internet who has no reason to care actually gives enough of a fuck about me to tell me again and again that I'm not worthless that's more than I've ever had.

My shit's all fucked up and I'm going to fail again and again but maybe one day I'll find something worth it on the other end.


Just don't tell me to get clean when drugs are all I've got for now.

You and your husband are incredibly lucky. Make sure he knows how much it means to you to have him in your life.

>>7853473
>Not wearing a shirt
Tell him to get the fuck out because he's sure as shit not fucking me to 'get Jack's at his cheating boyfriend.
Plus I don't fuck emotionally unstable people. Go cry somewhere else pansy faggot

>when back auto corrects to jack

File: arguecat.png (190KB, 400x323px) Image search: [Google]

190KB, 400x323px

>>7855127
>>7855156
>believe all gay men are promiscuous
>give into promiscuity without putting effort into finding someone worthwhile

You could at least try putting up an ad on craigslist or something before accepting it as a done deal. You're taking two people out of the potential pool for gay monogamy by doing so.

Also we are on /trash/ on 4chan, identifying people in successful relationships would be exceedingly easy even if it were a straight dude.

>>7846634
>>7846612
>>7846604
As a guy who was embarrassed about his taint smell, you guys are awesome

File: 1486910283008.jpg (291KB, 889x1237px) Image search: [Google]

291KB, 889x1237px

There was a German anon here who was closeted and hurting. We helped him come out (and to a friend who had been crushing on him for years)

Is that guy still around?

>>7855127
Slutty straight guys just can't fuck women as easily as slutty gay dudes can fuck other slutty gay dudes. They'd be as promiscuous as us if they could.

>>7855156
Aren't many poster in these threads, and few who are in relationships.

>>7855204
Have you told him you want to be with him? If he doesn't want to be with you it would be best to move on, appreciate having him as a friend, and pursue romance elsewhere.

>>7854958
you got this man, I wish you the best.

>>7855218
Nah, wouldn't tell you to, especially not when, like I mentioned before, meditation and psychedelics helped set me straight myself. If nothing else, you need another form of real life support first.

And don't worry, he knows very well. And I know the same for him.

>>7855261
>Long-term meaningful relationship
>Lmao use Craig's list. You know that sight that gay guys use specifically for one time hookups
You gonna recommend grindr to us next so we can go husband scouting? Please. For the vast majority of us. It's hopeless. Then again, successful marriage for straight people has been tanking too. I think love is just dying. Oh well.

File: 1487353200534.png (814KB, 848x1200px) Image search: [Google]

814KB, 848x1200px

>>7855308
He knows very well that I want companionship, I've pretty much given up on it but I like the guy too much to keep it out of question. Plus, I don't go out or anything so I rarely meet new people, if I ever find someone it'll probably be online which would be a hassle if I were to try a long distance thing. Though, that's not out of question either.

File: 3cb3db80b2004d3be29fad3d35cc4321.jpg (381KB, 1024x768px) Image search: [Google]

381KB, 1024x768px

>>7855345
I'm sure I'll fuck it up somehow.

Give your husband a romantic thoughtful surprise to show him you love him for me.