It's another ratbird thread, OTP edition, even though the

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And the update.

>>7837347
What if Yinglets somehow manage to survive to the modern world? How will they interact with all the technology?

>>7837407
I imagine they'd be very susceptible to anything addictive we have. Drugs, coffee, TV, internet. They look high strung and with zero restraint.

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>>7837407
>How will they interact with all the technology?

Violently and painfully, I imagine

>>7837407
Imagine them using social media and posting lewds on HeadBook thinking it's a trend of what "female humans do!"

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>>7837347
I want to lovingly cradle the Fancy Lad in my big thick strong human arms and say nice things to him.

>>7837407

They're selfish impetuous children with no self control

ie they're average normies

>>7837762
Kek

I wanna be the qt female yinglet waifu

>>7842611
I wanna be the yinglet waifu and have the Fancy Lad breed me

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>>7842669
I want the Fancy Lad to breed me

>/trash threads
>comfy sex discussion

>/co/ threads
>literally the stupidest remedial science I've ever heard

yeah I'd do a baxxid

if she (>implying) is willing to wear a hat and hide her eyes do you think she'd let you draw on little titties on her chest plate with a marker?

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>>7843746
It is inevitable that every big board becoems shit. Lucky us we're already shit.

>>7844003

bless this mess

>>7843746
>the coal poster on /co/

was certainly a troll friendo

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Too sad and tired to draw that trashcan Yinglet what I promised like 2 threads ago...

Least I gained 1+ ying for my steam group :)

/co/ has the worst fedora tippers, whether medieval armchair generals or PhDs in alternative fuels trying to patent their biological machines made of cow stomachs and silage

>>7846942

>granted, been high as fuck 24/7 since dinnland fell
>nobody believes me when I try to tell them about the time a yinglet jumped in a guys face, drove his toes straight into the guys thigh meat and then pulled his esophagus out after plunging his hands literally into the guys neck fingertips first

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>>7846942
I was hoping to see you in here. Real talk, man--if you arent going to shade or color what you draw, the thumbnails are just gonna look like white and grey smudges and 99% of people will just overlook them.

For example: I love the pose and the concept of this image, but I missed it entirely last thread because the thumbnail failed to get me to click. I imagine the problem is only exacerbated on actual art sites where no one has an incentive to click on it b/c they are in the same thread.

I'm sure its frustrating to spend time finalizing something you aren't happy with, but the reality is nothing you make early on will be even close to perfect, Gotta break a few eggs, etc etc.

Also maybe you give TMI on the text descriptions sometimes. I'm sure people can relate but damn, we indulge in fantasy to ESCAPE reality, not to dwell on it!

Just keeping things real brother, keep it up.

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Does Lopin live in Val Salia or in the enclave?

>>7847162
You think this is exclusive to /co/? Try the entire human race more or less.

>>7847378
used to be in the enclave

he is exiled now and pretty much part of ivenmoth

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>>7847260

Maybe because I prefer Hard Sci-Fi and Low Fantasy, where it matters why you cant fix things by reversing polarities or why ships needs escorts.

Im pretty much sure I just walk the same loop here again.

The skeletal about a month ago, got "rather" much attention compared to the usual nothing, yet it did not made me actually finish and fix it.

Its not even funny how I cant draw with my tablet, but in traditional media I get into the same loop: sizing problems, working in small dimension etc.

I also started to see how much different my iteration of Yinglets has gone.

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>>7843549
I want to breed the fancy lad.

>>7843549

why would you rent an oyster lol what is this little guy talking about

Baxxids are adorable.

Wonder if bone shaving is a communal thing or if its self groomed, and how would they do it? Scrape their plates against their arms' blade things or use the ridges on their tails as a sort of rasp to break and file it down?

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>>7848981
not AN oyster, HIS oyster

>>7849577
are there yinglet prostitutes for females of other species, or is it all just gay?

>>7849676
I dont know, can a male yinglet prostitute bring anything to the table that would please a female client? I have a hard time coming up with anything.

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fk my life.

>>7849705
I'm sure there are plenty of smaller species that wouldn't mind a yinglets...smaller size.
I'm sure there are also those that have a variety of fetishes a yinglet could fill

>>7850035

mostly snuff

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>>7847903
I want the fancy lad to breed me.

>>7848981
He is poor okay yes

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>>7849676
Their dicks are at the size of your pinky.

Let that sink in, literally.

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>yinglet females are too small to be safely pleasured by even the tiniest chodes

>>7850485
bad dragon sells quite a few of their minis

>>7850784
Do people even use those ones though? aren't they just accessories?

>>7851891
People use them
there are videos
on the internet

>>7850498
Val has confirmed the males and females are "very stretchy"

On multiple occasions

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>>7850485
Must be fun to suck.

Have their whole length in your mouth while you tongue their sensitive cock slit. Sounds pretty good.

>>7855764
Hate to rain on your parade but what about the [spoiler]smegma[/spoiler]

>>7856740
Regularly eating out your yinglet's sheath/slit would make that a non-issue.

Make sure to give your yinglet husband plenty or oral affection.

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>>7856740
Most of them probably have some sense of hygiene.

>>7858875

I'm pretty sure background yinglets are regularly dream drawn with flies and stink lines

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>>7859406
They apparently smell like clams.

>>7860287
I'd slam their "clam"

If you know what I mean.

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>>7860405
I'm really just waiting for Ran to try convincing Kass to show him her genitals, for science.

>"I'll give you some clams if you give me mine"

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>>7860436
*If you give me yours

God damnit Prince of Persia 2008

>>7860448
WHY IS FANCY LAD CRYING?

HE IS TO PRECIOUS FOR THIS!

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>>7860528
He's just overwhelmed by the gift he's been given by the nice humans.
Those are tears of joy.

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>>7860448

>>7860554
>Fancy Lad crying tears of joy

This is my fetish.

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>>7860766
Let's hope the next update has plenty of this.

So from what we can tell of yinglet culture and biology, they naturally have sexually submissive males that enjoy taking the D. However, the biology lesson we got showed 2 males coupling each other simultaneously... what are the implications here?

Does Fancy Lad actually enjoy pitching?

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>>7861402
I figure all the male yinglets enjoy are versatile. Mutual penetration being their thing makes the whole top/bottom/versatile thing irrelevant.

But yeah, you do have male yinglets making themselves look sopretty to get more male yinglet affection

>>7837347
Wait, is the OTP Kass and elim?

Because you are WRONG

>>7862442
Nothing is stronger than the love brothers share in battle.

>>7862463

This

Elim and Kass are already married emotional and in day to day life. It's only a matter of time before that quivering vagina overpowers kass

>>7862482
Unless female Yinglets go rabid with extreme uncontrollable cocklust every now and then and we just don't know about it, I think it's pretty unlikely Kass will be wanting to do anything with her ratgina besides wishing it was a penis.

At the very least, theres months to years of emotional turmoil to go through before the "total acceptance of being and acting female" part.

So, what's this comic all about?

>>7863617
Who knows, people only read it because of transformation fetish.

>>7863617
Low-ranking retainer for a major costal trading clan, one that's sort of got a House Dres/House Hlaalu vibe going on for Morrowind-refrence context, gets cursed and shapeshifts into the physical form of a Yinglet, one of the newist sapient races, and one with a severe technical and cultural disadvantage. The standing Matriarch of the local Enclave, a term for a yinglet tribal holding-ish thing, wants to take advantage of human culture, education, and technology to close the gap between their civilization and the others, and her traditionalist superiors who fear losing their own culture. In the backround, there's a B-Plot involving Kass' - the aforementioned unwilling yinglet - past as a soldier, and the growing racial tensions and cultural clash occurring in the city.

Also ratbirds are fucking cute.

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>>7863684
p good synopsis there anon

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I want to hug the Kass.

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>>7865264
I want to elope the Lopin

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>>7837347
>ratbird thread
>heyalright.jpg
So, the originals of this were lost to the abyss, so I just went and redid the whole thing and more

The Yinglet Princess par 1 of ???

>Be mercenary in Arisota’s Hold
>You’ve done it all
>You fought for both sides in the Beletan-Dinnlan War
>You were a bodyguard for the Child Emperor of Kalleg Dar
>You’ve privateered the Saltsea on behalf of Baramor, plundering Akalosian merchantmen
>You even fucked a Baxxid once
>Nothing to do with wetwork
>It just sort of happened at a party and you like to bring it up
>A lot
>Without provocation
>People be all like ‘whaaaaat’
>Anyway
>Your farce begins when a nuisance of Yinglets (‘nuisance’ being the local term for more than 3 Scavs, or a ‘stooge’, but less than 10, which is a ‘headache’) approaches you
>You recognize one as the bigwig of a local enclave (AKA a ‘future bonfire’)
>”Venerated warrior Anon! We have heard tales of your greatness!”
>You belch and scratch your crotch
>”We have come to humbly request your services”
>You ask what kind of swamp muck they’ve been eating that would make them think you’d work for Scavs
>Fuckin’ Scavs
>”The purple kind!” one of the guards says before being swatted by his boss
>Your question is answered by a sack full of coins
>Gold ones
>Your favorite
>Ah, fuck it
>”We need you to escort one of our females to zhe enclave in Val Salia. Upon her safe delivery, you will be given zhree more sacks like zhis one. We would do it ourselves, but…”
>He pointed to one of his guards unsuccessfully trying to swallow a copper mug
>You understand, asking where she is
>"She snuck into your bag five minutes ago" he said, pointing at the beaming, twitchy ratbird nesting in your rucksack "You weren't our first choice, but she seems to have made the decision for us."
>”He has biiiiiiig muscles!" she trills, her eyes darting up and down your body
>You shrug and pick up the gold
>What could go wrong?

>>7865412
>3 Yinglets is known as a 'stooge'
>3-10 is known as a 'nuisance'
>10+ is a headache
>an enclave is 'future bonfire'

Val needs to be told about this
This needs to be canon

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>>7851986

People do use them
There are several videos
on the internet

>>7865264
>her

>>7865837
Made me kek way harder than is justifiable.

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>>7865837

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>>7865412
Yinglet Princess Part 2 of ?
>On the road
>The Scav chick is being surprisingly cooperative, staying in your rucksack, squirming on occasion, and just generally being very quiet and easygoing
>It dawns on you that something is terribly wrong
>You stop and pull open the sack, fearing that the little tard has smothered herself and cost you several fat whore's worth of gold
>To your shock and amusement you see that she had somehow managed to tangle herself in your camping chordage, her snout firmly bound shut by a length of hemp
>She looks up at you, her eyes wide and glossy as a blush burns in her cheeks
>You uncoil the rope from around her snout
>"Haaaahn~" she sighs, a strand of saliva clinging to the bit of rope between her jaws "Ohhhh nooooo I'm allll tied up...if anyone big and ~strong~ were to come along, they could do *anything* they wanted. I wouldn't be able to stop them!"
>You consider cutting her out of the mess she's in
>Then you consider setting up camp without a full length of chordage
>Fuckin' Scav
>You pull her out of the sack to untangle her
>The more you look at it, the less it looks like a tangle, it's too clean, too intricate, with bindings overlapping and entwining over pressure points. In fact, the more you look at it, the more the wrapping resembles that weird shit you saw in a Kalleg Darr brothel
>"Aahhhn~" the Yinglady moans "Ooh you can pick me up so easily! So strooooooong~"
>Luckily you know exactly how to get out of these kinds of bindings...
>...long story
>Anyway
>A pull here and a twist there and the Scav drops out of the rope and onto the ground
>"Awwww..." she huffs as you coil the chord and put it back in your bag
>You ask her if she can control herself around the rope for the rest of the trip
>"Nope!"
>You tell her that her bag privileges have been suspended, from here on out she's walking
>"Oh, but what if I see a shiny and run off? I could get lost! You'll have to put a *leash* on me~!"
>It's gonna be a long trip

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>>7866096
Yinglet Part 3 of ?
>It’s late
>You set up camp in a secure location, sure to make note of likely points of attack and potential exits
>A nearby river runs fast and deep enough to escape in, but not rough or noisy enough to be dangerous
>You pitch your tent (heh) and set up sleeping quarters, the Yinglady needs her privacy
>Whether she wants it or not
>You look up and see her fucking around in the river, trying to catch fish or something
>That’ll be day
>A shrill scream draws your attention, you look over and see her head in the mouth of a rather large catfish
>Fuckin’ Scav
>You rush over and grab the catfish by the tail
>You grab her body and pull her head out of its mouth, followed shortly by you dashing the fish’s brains out on a nearby rock
>”Oh Anon!” she cheers “You saved me! You’re so brave and strong!”
>You killed a fish out of water, truly you are the hero the Southlands deserve
>Regardless, catfish is on the menu now, so props to her
>Later you and the Yinglady have eaten and are settling down for bed
>You’re laying awake in your sleeping bag, listening to her fidget and fuss from her portion of the tent
>Feeling awkward, you jokingly ask her where she learned to fish like that
>”I learned from ze best fisher in all ze enclave!” she announced, proudly “He would always say ‘if a little worm can catch a big fish, zhen a ME can catch a HUGE fish!’ He was so wise!”
>Retarded as that sounds, you concede that the catfish in your belly doesn’t lie
>Still, you tell her to stick to collecting mushrooms and berries or whatever Yinglets eat
>She giggles “I like mushrooms!”

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>>7866632
Yinglet Princess Part 4 of ?
>You’re in a brothel, enjoying a pint of beer
>A thicc lady with a weird accent is rubbing your chest, her long painted nails pricking your skin, occasionally tweaking your nipple as she whispers incredibly lewd things into your ear
>Like, holy shit what even is this chick’s deal?
>You’re a double-crossing, tyrant-sitting, pirate-merc
>Also you fucked a baxxid, once
>Remember that?
>Yeah you do
>Totally scored that knife-snake slash, boi
>…Why won’t she write you back…
>Anyway
>The shit this chick is saying makes even you blush, a little sick even
>Hard as a rock, too
>She notices
>”Look at zat!” She exclaims, squeakily “Now ZAT’S a mushroom! Mmmm…looks veeeeery filling! I wonder if I have enough room for it! One way to find out…”
>She traces a pointy nail down your belly, tracing your abs, before grabbing your cock
>Ow
>OW
>FUCK OW WATCH YOUR NAILS FUCK
>You wake up, it’s dark and you’re still in the tent
>The thicc woman has been replaced with a spindly, naked ratbird
>Yinglady is sitting on your stomach, her tiny, bumpy, clawed fingers wrapped around your dick
>”Oh!” She says, pretending to be surprised. “Zhis isn’t a huge, hot…*juicy* mushroom! Zese aren’t big, heavy berries! Oh, I am so silly! So so silly!”
>You tell her to get off
>”Make me ‘get off’” She says, smiling
>…
>A few minutes later and she’s safely immobilized, ornately wrapped up left-over chordage again, far far away on the other side of the tent
>she doesn’t even pretend like she’s not enjoying it
>A hundred miles to Val Salia
>Fuckin’ Scav

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>>7865845
>him

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>>7866700
Reminds me of pic related.

>>7865412
>>7866096
>>7866632
>>7866700
I loved this and I want more horny yinglets

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>>7867333
witnessed

Also, working on it

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>>7866700
Yinglet Princess Part 5 of ?
>On the road again
>The past few nights have been uneventful, Yinglady hasn’t ‘looked for mushrooms’ since then
>”Anon,” she says, sitting on your shoulder. “I wanted to apologize”
>You’re immediately skeptical
>”I’m sorry I did such a bad job with the handfun” she says “Your dick was just so big and weird-looking, I got a little excited!”
>Big?
>Well, you seize any and all opportunities to brag, so–
>Wait
>Weird-looking?
>”I’m usually much better at the handfun, and the mouthfun,” she says, apparently proud of herself. “And the funfun, well, I’m pretty much the best funfun-er in alllll the enclave. That’s why I’m going to Val Salia, you know, to teach those girls a thing or two.”
>You don’t think it’s that weird-looking. Like, it’s got those veins on the side that looks like a Beletan roadmap, but other than that you think it’s normal
>”Patriarch Halflin was talking about it the other day, actually. He said to me ‘Those ladies in Val Salia talk all fancy and dress like flatfaces, but they don’t know anything about pleasing lads!’ Oh, flatfaces is what we call humans but not to their faces.”
>Okay, maybe the head is a little funny-looking
>“Fancylad Parp called a flatface a flatface to his flat face and got his face flattened! Ha ha! It took him *hours* to die! Anyway, those Val Salian ladies don’t even know how to do pocket-play, that’s where you lick their dick pockets while you funfun, you know about that sort of thing, right?”
>And priest was drunk when he was snipping your hood, but you think it adds character
>”Actually, I didn’t see a pocket, do humans have pockets?”
>You don’t want to talk about it
>”What I’m trying to say is I’ll do better next time!”
>Fuckin’ Scavs

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>>7868992
Great stuff

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>>7868992
>“Fancylad Parp called a flatface a flatface to his flat face and got his face flattened!
Ha!
>It took him *hours* to die!
Aw
Now I'm imagining a nuisance of Yinglets gathered around and laughing at a Yinglet with a gruesomely staved in face as he squirms around in agony

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yinglets are probably gamey huh

>>7870140
>>7870463
Gamey, toxic, noxious, stringy, and likely to cause impotence and renal failure.

Just be happy you get to fuck them, anon

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>>7868992
>Pocket-play
>tonguefucking the boipucci while he's inside
>while getting fucked
>ywn
Man, why do humans have to have such pedestrian sex lives

>>7870140
Try definitely.

This pic is cute as fuck where did you get it

>>7870140
(Val) Oh this is great; the one in the bag's reaction is totally accurate.

>>7872174
Man. Yinglets are terrible

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>>7865412
>>7866096
>>7866632
>>7866700
>>7868992

Holy shit this is gold

The last bit hit too close to home, though.
>tfw gf is dtf but you're too focused on some innocent slip of the tongue to notice
>tfw no only unaroused but in a shitty mood because of some stupid shit reacting badly with your autism

it's too real

Funny shit aside, he eventually fucks the Yinglady, right?

>>7873358
>Funny shit aside, he eventually fucks the Yinglady, right?
we can only hope

>>7873358
I don't think even he knows yet

>>7873832
Who?
The author or Anon?

Reading back, Anon seems to completely no-sell all of Yinglady's come-ons

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Bump.

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>>7875110
Never noticed how Kass is missing the eyebrow-whiskers in the earlier parts of the strip. It's probably an oversight, but let's chalk it up to the transformation not being quite finished yet.

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>>7870140
>>7870463
Saved
just as everything you draw
topkek

>>7875863

>get a fresh pair of boobs
>they're already droopy

such is life

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>>7837407
>What if Yinglets somehow manage to survive to the modern world? How will they interact with all the technology?
Well, survival requires adaptation, so let's assume that Vizlet's plan succeeds and Yinglet education becomes a thing that works. Most of the "General Population" moves into the "Skilled Specialist" category under the strong societal pressure to become educated (the failures are mostly shunned like human hobos, and live a life little different from the current "Scavs").

Educated Yinglets would do well in a wide variety of positions, including some desk jobs. They'd probably take well to computers, although I fear that /b/ may get overwhelmed by the traffic.

Personally, I'm most interested in how'd they mesh with the Space Program... It costs hundreds of dollars per *gram* to boost things into orbit, so imagine how much cheaper Yinglet Astronauts could be to supply life support for. (And when you can take your pick from the top 0.001%, most of the problems can be prevented.)

Also, imagine Yinglet soldiers on the battlefield (played to their strengths, not forced into the mold of a human soldier). Frequent patrols and raids at night, hit-and-run attacks faster than humans can recover from, and fitting double the amount of crew into a single tank...

>>7877715
Why would you want more people in a tank? You can have a smaller (thus cheaper to make and harder to hit) tank that is just as powerful

I wanna become the qt yinglet waifu and be the pet of some big hoomun

>>7878080
>Why would you want more people in a tank? You can have a smaller (thus cheaper to make and harder to hit) tank that is just as powerful
I suppose that's a valid point, but most tanks are already close to as small as they can practically be for their given gun caliber, engine block, ammunition storage, etc. The crew cabin is maybe 30% of the overall volume.

Extra crew is useful for a number of things, mostly in letting you specialize the loader(s), gunner, communications officer, observer(s), commander, driver, secondary gunners, and so forth. Also, spare manpower is always useful when the team is balanced on the razor's edge.

>>7878331
More people requires more communication between them and the biggest problem every military faces is poor communication

>>7877715
>astronauts
On top of that, their thin frames/hollow bones/short lifespans make radiation exposure a hell of a lot more tolerable.

>tank crew
I don't think their poke-oriented limbs would function well in an enclosed environment. Couple that issue with their weakness (having to constantly load new shells and endure the recoil of firing) giant ears (sensitivity to loud noises, getting them pinched in mechanisms) and need for more regular sleep cycles all ruin their potential as tank crews.

In WWII, tank crews were identifiable by how their teeth were typically knocked out and noses were often broken by the recoil through sights. A yinglet hit in the face by a viewfinder would probably just die.

>>7878190
me too! let's yiff!

>>7878540
>A yinglet hit in the face by a viewfinder would probably just die.
Yeah but it'd take him hours to die

>>7879317

[strokes ur clam tooth]

so big

so shell

>>7871340
i drew it hoohoo

>>7879815
Do you have a place where you post all your work?

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>>7879865
absolutely not. you could find my furaffinity if you dug hard enough but

>>7880485
I feel like I should know who you are but it's not coming to me. Oh well, I'm sure it'll come to me eventually.

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>>7880974
頑張ってよ

>>7878540
>short lifespans
Hm, has it actually been said what a Yinglet's natural lifespan is? I get the feeling that few reach it, but 60+ years isn't out of the question.

>>7881529
About 30
Few make it to 20

Keep in mind this is medieval times (lead cups), so a human who makes it to 60 is rare

>>7881547
I wonder how old Vizlet is.

I'm guessing she's about Kass' age, maybe a bit younger.
Imagine how valuable Kass must be to her. He's got more than a lifetime of human knowledge in his head, and he's still so much younger, stronger and sexier than her.

>>7881623
I believe Val said she was approaching menopause. It makes sense; she is the matriarch.

>>7881623
Which is why logically she should be utterly terrified

Kass has the will to fight, as shown by the smek scene
Kass is educated, which means he can definitely compete with her intellectually.
Kass is prettier than her
Kass is younger than her
Kass has better connections than her

Kass could easily take the Matriarch position from her if he wanted, and there is the worst bit; Vizlet treated him like shit before she realized he wasn't lying about the transformation

>>7881664

but is kass willing to get down to the nitty gritty and receive miles of penis to birth hundreds of babies?

will kass be blacklisted from management for being the first lesblet?

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>>7881657
Yeah, but how old is that in human years?
Human menopause is at about 40, so I'm guessing the yinglet menopause is probably around 20, maybe a bit earlier.

>>7881664
Yeah, which is why she started backpedaling SUPER HARD when she realized that he wasn't lying.
I don't think she has anything to worry about anymore though. If I know Kass right, she wouldn't want to touch the matriarch position with a ten foot pole. Kass' only goal as a yinglet is to stop being a yinglet.

>>7881718
The Matriarch chooses who fucks the females. That would include the Matriarch themselves

If Kass became Matriarch, it would be Vizlet receiving the miles of cock

>>7881723
I also don't think he would ever want the position, but Vizlet doesn't know that

>>7881203
I know for SURE I've seen your style of animating before.
Why are you so reluctant to post your name?

any yinglets in this thread? i really want to kick your asses

>>7881723
20 sounds about right, or maybe a little later like 22/23.

>>7881753
Some people want their (relative) privacy m80.

>>7881776
Uh no is no yinglet here okay yes bye human.

>>7881776

hey brother let me in on this action it's been too long since I pounded little clamkisset

I want to cumflate a cute yinglet chick.

>>7881862

get it because they're birds

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>>7881753
>>7881782

also because i dont really post my yinglet stuff outside of here so my name is generally useless for you to find what you want, you'd just find weeaboo garbage

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>>7882276
Hah. found you.

You should consider doing a more fully realized yinglet pic at some point. I bet Val would love it.

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>>7883583
O-Oh boy...

God help me for what I am about to do.

>>7881723
anyone else wanna fuck beizel

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>>7883817
>not going with mah boi Narklet

>All this lusting after female yinglets

Why? The males are way better.

>>7883994
Narklet a bad yinglet

>>7883817
I do. He's smart AND sexy

>>7883994
Beizel a best

>>7885307
My dude have you been reading this thread?

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I'm so glad I discovered this today.

>>7851986
link please

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>>7868992
Yinglet Princess Part 6 of ?
>On the road and OH MY FUCK IT’S FUCKING HOT AS FUCK
>You regret wearing your brigandine for a 100 mile walk, but ever since the Grandmother incident, you never go anywhere without it
>Those knitting needles went through leather like, uh, something sharp through…something soft
>Shut up it’s hot
>Yinglady seems unaffected, though, riding around on your shoulder
>She’s taken to wiping your brow and face, which is nice, you guess
>”Oh, Anon! You’re making so much salty, tasty, *musky* skin-water!” she says, wiping your brow and holding the rag to her nose when she thinks you’re not looking. “You should rest in the shade up ahead and take off your shirt…and let me clean you…with my tongue.”
>Actually, a rest sounds nice, and there is a large object off in the distance, Scavs have sharp eyes, you guess
>You ask her if she can see what it is
>She has the sweat rag stuffed in her mouth “Yeph! Uh phee ah trhee.”
>Tree, eh? That means water.
>Sure enough, there’s a stream running by the tree, you utter some undignified sound between a laugh, a cheer, and a sob
>You peel out of your armor and scamper down the bank towards the stream
>”WAIT!” Yinglady screams “Turn around! Slowly.”
>You stop and turn around, naked as a jaybird, and ask her what’s the matter
>She stares, her eyes darting to and fro across your body “…”
>You ask again what her deal is
>”Oh nozhing” she says, spellbound as you jump into the stream

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>>7889925
cont'd

>Needless to say, the brook felt AMAZING, after a brief frolic in the cooling, cleansing water you lay down on a nearby rock and begin sunning yourself
>*sniffsniffsniffSNIIIIIIFF!*
>You look over at the pile of clothing, it’s moving and shifting as something underneath squirms around
>You toss a pebble at the pile and Yinglady pops out of it, your codpiece hanging off her snout
>”I-I’m sorry, Anon, I just couldn’t resist!” She says, her voice husky and tremulous, her arm twitching as she tends to something underneath the dirty linens. “Your scent is just so strong, so powerful, so…*overwhelming*!”
>She rubs the sweat-stained codpiece over her face and lets out a shuddering sigh
>You concede that your clothes could probably do with a wash
>Despite her increasingly frantic protests, you proceed to scrub your undercoat and linens in the stream, even without soap just getting the dried sweat out does the fabric wonders
>”No! No!” Yinglady screeches “You’re washing out all the flavor!”
>Fuckin’ Sca– actually, she hasn’t been that bad today
>All told, this job has been pretty straightforward and painless, besides a few instances of Yinglet weirdness, she’s been by far the easiest to get along with out of all your escort missions
>Maybe this job won’t be as retarded as you thought

>>7889925
>>7889947
Glad to see this is still going on.

Keep it weird pham

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>>7889947
I like where this is going.

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>A MIGHTY COCK

Stupid ratbird

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>>7892944
Remember that this is canon.

>>7891504
I can imagine Vizlet wanting Kass to go into GREAT DETAIL about his human cock and how it works, now that she knows that he actually used to be a human.

>>7893534
That would be an interesting conversation
Also a potential bonding moment between Viz and Kass, as they both lament a conspicuous lack of human cock in their lives.

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>>7893904
>Vizlet wants to have a human dick in her
>Kass just wants to have a dick that he can put in things
What a predickament

>>7893341
I want to boop her right on the nose.

>>7862463
>>7862482
How many times do I have to tell you guys, bros don't fuck!

>>7894934

>laughingspartans.marble

>>7895319
bump

Also, anyone know how long the gestation period for Yinglets is?
They lay eggs, which should mean its fairly short, since eggs are basically an external womb.
How many clutches can they lay each year?

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>>7896342
They only mention the fertile period of 2 weeks, after that they pop out 4-8 eggs.

I'm curious if Kass is going to pop out eggs at some point even if she does avoid males, most egg laying species will lay eggs regardless of if they have been fertilized.

I can see the matriarch badgering the fuck out of her to get with males if she sees signs of her fertility, she would NOT want that going to waste.

>>7896431
Would Kass's superior intelligence and coordination be passed on to offspring, or is all that just leftover parts of his humanity?
Regardless, Vizlet would want that choice tail to breed if only to get that tail and dem titties out there into the general population.

>>7896535
Was Vizlet's intelligence passed onto any offspring she had?
Probably not, otherwise she wouldn't be talking about how societies are built upon many generations.

Now, breeding for the "willingness to learn" trait, that's another story.

>>7897482
With Vizlet's huge knowledge-boner, I can totally see her choosing her mates based on how good/willing they are to learn things.

>>7898601
>I can totally see her choosing her mates based on how good/willing they are to learn things.
>willing
>learn things
Oh yeah, I bet a well traveled gal like Viz-Viz has aaaall sorts of things to teach her mates.
Blow their little ratbird minds

>>7898654
>Implying she hasn't studied human brothels and has aqcuired *advanced techniques* that she can pratice.

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>>7898679
brings me back to this >>7870643

Yinglets can get up to some right kinky shit of they only knew.
They just need an older, wiser race to guide them down the road of full blown sexual degeneracy

>>7898808
>Inb4 yinglet anal vore hyperscat snuff armpit sniffing pics

>>7899171
>not wanting to sniff your yinglet bf's armpits

What's wrong with you?

>>7893534

>you're telling me human sex lasts longer than twenty seconds and that the male doesn't start uncontrollably screaming or crying?

>>7899260
Do yinglets even have normal sweat glands?

Don't most furry animals have sweat glands on their paw pads?

...
Oh god no.

>>7899385
Yinglet paw fetish stuff when?

>>7899634
So, what was it that Kass was going to say about why he hated his feet being just like his hands?

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>>7899660
For reference.

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>>7900108
>That messed up ink pot
>All those ink splotches and crossed out words
>The words HATE HATE underlined in bold font
Damn. She REALLY doesn't like being a yinglet.

>>7902472
I'd take them home and make them eat all the eggs

>>7902530

>why are you doing zis

>>7899634
post stinky feets

>>7903508
I would if I had any.

I want to sniff Lopin's fancy feet

>>7877715
>The Spear-Circle.
Literally just get something relatively large and light to defend yourself, like a pole, and the whole thing breaks.

>>>/co/90261122
>haha wouldn't it be a funny joke if someone drew a pic of kass just like, holding all his eggs in because he was too embarrassed to lay them and he gets all big and bloated with a LOT of eggs in his tummy
Someone *please* draw this. I'm not even furry yet I want to see it.

>>7904290
>I'm not even furry yet I want to see it
>not even furry yet

any day now

>>7904267
No-one said it was unbeatable, just that it was the best way for Scavs to engage a human and emerge not-dead.
Beats rounding up a couple dozen Yings to fight a single surly drunk.
Hollow bones and long necks would make for a lot of dead scavs before the human goes down

>>7904678
>Beats rounding up a couple dozen Yings to fight a single surly drunk.
Now that I'd pay to see.

>>7904267
The longer a pole is, the harder it is to swing around and defend multiple angles with. One Yinglet will go around one way, the other will attack the other side. Being surrounded is a terrible situation to be in.

Don't underestimate the effectiveness of simple encirclement tactics used by numerically superior forces. That's what Lord Chelmsford did at Isandlwanda.

I see basically two ways for humans to effectively fight Yinglets. The first is with a Shield Wall, where men are packed tight enough that encircling any individual soldier is impossible; the second is by using cavalry (especially a flexible archer/lancer mix like the Mongols used) that can flee any encirclement.

>>7904803
>the second is by using cavalry (especially a flexible archer/lancer mix like the Mongols used) that can flee any encirclement.
I think you're overestimating jinglets quite a bit.
Horses would literally just crush any army of ratbirds under their hooves.

Jinglets seem more like a species that should rely on guerrilla warfare rather than silly stick circles.

>>7904803
>The longer a pole is, the harder it is to swing around and defend multiple angles with
True, but the pole needn't be all that long (1.5-2 meters) to expand your kill radius immensely, especially against smaller, weaker opponents with inferior reach.

https://youtu.be/OQlGR_9lYaQ?t=7m18s

Now imagine your foes weigh maybe 20lbs and you can send them flying with a flick of your spear.
A trained human with a spear could decimate all but the most mob-like spear circles.

Granted, Yinglets would rarely encounter actual human militaries with actual human soldiers.

>>7905100
Skip to 7:18

It's utter faggotry that you can't time start a youtube video when embedding

>>7904886
>I think you're overestimating jinglets quite a bit.
>Horses would literally just crush any army of ratbirds under their hooves.
Except horses *really* don't like walking on living creatures. But yeah, if you have well-trained and barded warhorses massed up, they'd be able to trample massed Yinglets. I was thinking more skirmish-level, though, where there's enough room for the Yinglets to dodge.

>Jinglets seem more like a species that should rely on guerrilla warfare rather than silly stick circles.
Um, what do you think Guerilla Warfare is? It's a strategy of engaging in a lot of small-scale skirmishes instead of fewer pitched battles. The Spear Circle is a tactic most effective in small skirmishes, such as those which occur during a guerilla warfare campaign.

>>7905137
You should be able to do it with ?start=[time in seconds]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQlGR_9lYaQ?start=438

Let's see if that works.

>>7905100
Yeah, that technique is strong against multiple opponents attacking from the front and maybe side. But what about the rear? The idea of the spear circle is that the Yinglets stay *just* outside of the enemy's reach until he turns the other way, then dart in for a quick jab when his back is turned.

>>7905175
>Except horses *really* don't like walking on living creatures.
Modern breeds with modern trainers, you mean.
Warhorses used to stomp the shit out of grown-ass men, never mind tiny rats made of sticks.

>>7905316
The point is you can 1hk two Yings in one swipe and evade-turn and engage the remainder

>we have a reliable anti-human combat technique!
>what if there's two humans
>well then we're fucked

>>7905641
>Modern breeds with modern trainers, you mean.
>Warhorses used to stomp the shit out of grown-ass men, never mind tiny rats made of sticks.
Not sure about medieval times, but I was going off of stuff I'd read about napoleonic and colonial era cavalry.

>>7905787
>The point is you can 1hk two Yings in one swipe and evade-turn and engage the remainder
That works, but only if they get too close. And Yinglets are nothing if not good at avoiding things.

>>7905855
>>what if there's two humans
Divide and Conquer. Try to get them to split up so that you can attack them individually. This shouldn't be too hard if the humans aren't used to fighting almost literally back-to-back with each other.

>>7906208
They don't need to literally press their backs together. If they're close enough that you can't fit two ranks of yinglets between them then you can't surround them.

It's a pre gunpowder setting (right?) so anyone with even a smidgen of military knowledge or drilling will know to fight close together as a matter of course.

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>>7906415
FWIW, there's medieval illustrations of horses attacking armed humans.

>>7906415
People imagine that training in the olden days was like training today, where you'd recruit a guy who doesn't know how to fight and teach him to fight. But the Romans (for instance) conquered the shit out of people long before the Marian reforms established any form of real military training. They were a warlike culture, and practiced a lot by getting into fights with each other, gang violence, and so on. The whole city was full of violent motherfuckers with enough killer instinct to conquer the Mediterranean.

>>7906415
>They don't need to literally press their backs together. If they're close enough that you can't fit two ranks of yinglets between them then you can't surround them.
>It's a pre gunpowder setting (right?) so anyone with even a smidgen of military knowledge or drilling will know to fight close together as a matter of course.
Right, this falls under the "shield wall" tactic I mentioned before. But you need a fair number (~6-8) of men before it can work; if there are only 2 or three, they will constantly have to protect each others' backsides without neglecting their own fronts, while trusting their own backs are protected in turn. This takes both camaraderie and training to pull off.

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>>7837347
Yinglets are weird, and don't sexually arouse me at all.

Maybe I'd keep a cute one like that one naked, as a pet, though. Carry her around and spoil her, as long as she didn't made any weird faces like these things tend to do.

>>7906772
Eh, it's a brawl, not pair figure skating. You keep your buddy nearby so baddies can't stand where he's standing.
The humans wouldn't do everything right, but it's not like the yinglets are going to be perfectly coordinated and brave.

Can yinglets reliably outrun people? Their legs are weird even by yiffyaff standards, so I don't imagine they're sprinters.

>>7906974
But anon, she'd be into YOU

Val has said that the average Yinglet's view of humans is comparable to humans view of elves in other fantasy.
Most respect our culture, some hate and envy us, and more than a few would be all over that dick if given the opportunity.

Imagine if your pets could peak, had human-like intelligence, and were constantly unrelentingly trying to get into your pants

>>7907059
It's not like I'm expecting a flawless victory, but if you were pit 5 Yinglets against 2 Humans, I'd bet on the Yinglets. A Spear Circle is explicitly one of the few things Yinglets are reliable at, and so every mistake of the encircled men will be punished with a spear in the back. The humans will need skill to bait the Yinglets in too close with fake openings in order to get them within reach of their arms.

As for Yinglet speed, I think they'd do just fine sprinting, but it's unlikely they'd be able to keep up the pace for very long.

>>7906974
I want to educate inside Vizlet.

>/trash/ thread is full of Neolithic armchair generals
>/co/ is wondering what they would smell like haha

this isn't comfy

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>>7889925
>>7889947
Yinglet Princess Part 7 of ?
>Meal time
>Jerky is apparently a no-go for Yinglady, not being able to chew probably has something to do with it
>A curious gopher solved that problem, and once again garnered her apparently bottomless adoration
>Seriously, you wish all women were this easily impressed
>”I wish I could stay with you, Anon” she says, picking at a piece of gopher meat still on the bone
>You tell her she doesn’t mean that, that she seems comfortable and healthy which is more than you can say for most Yinglets, or humans for that matter
>”It’s okay being a lady, I guess,” she says, huffily “But you spend all your time cooped up, listening to ze matriarch, learning zhings and stuff. Even when I get out of ze enclave, I’m surrounded by guards. I just, I dunno, if I want to go somewhere, I go. If I want to see someone, I see zem, you know?”
>You shrug, this isn’t the first princess monologue you’ve ever heard, you reiterate that she’s luckier than most and should just be happy
>”You know what an avocado is?” she asks
>You answer yes
>”Yinglet eggs like zhose, so sooo big. I have to lay eight of ze fucking zhings every few months for the rest of my life. Zhat’s it, zhat’s all I can do.”
>Your options are A) tell her to suck it up and stop being such a little bitch or B) take a well-deserved hit from your emergency gin flask and keep your mouth shut
>Ahh…goes down like water, hits like a Baxxid (if they hit anything, which they don’t)
>”All my life I wanted to be like Kalakeeh, she’s ze Matriarch, because she got to go on adventures and travel all around, seeing all the zhings you humans build, meeting bug-people and snake-people, all people…and sexing zem”
>You manage to stop yourself from spraying valuable gin everywhere, but only just
>She takes your reaction as a go-ahead to regale you with the (un)arousing tale of how Grandma Yinglet Got Her Freak On in excruciating detail
>Fucking
>Scav

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>>7909680
>Over the next several hours you learn exactly how to stimulate an Indrel into ovulating using only your shucking tooth, how to tell which Baxxid penis has the ‘fertilization anchor’ and which one has the ‘pleasure barb’, and which members of the ruling house of Beletan enjoy butt stuff
>By the time she stops talking, your emergency gin is down to a dram
>She shimmies up to you, batting her eyelash…antenna…things at you
>”Ze Matriarch would always tell us, when all ze males were away, zat ze humans were ze best at funfun”
>Yeah?
>She crawls over to you, her eyes half-lidded and hungry “Oh yes! Okay, I mean, Indrel don’t really have…well, anything, and ALL Baxxid limbs are sharp and pointy, but even against Yinglets, humans were Kalakeeh’s favorite”
>You ask why that is, suspecting that it has something to do with our ability to farm oysters
>”Big mighty cocks,” she not so much said as announced “Zhick fingers, too”
>Oh
>”Soooo…” she croons “Wanna fuck?”

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>>7909706
Oh God

>>7909706
>fertilization anchor
>love barb
>Multiple penises
Also
>BIG
>MIGHTY
>COCKS

>>7860405
Enjoy getting swamp rot, I guess.

>>7909706
Well, Yinglady finally decided to stop beating around the bush, huh?

Good for her, Anon was being one obtuse motherfucker

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>Not be a furry
>Kind of into transformation
>Val not making smut comic
>Yet Yinglets are perfect cumsocks

IT JUST DOESN'T ADD UP.

Also Fluffy Ratbirds are the best ratbirds.

damn it val i didn't give you a dollar so you could forward it to Joe """"England"""""

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>>7910277
He said there will be a new update today.

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ITT: We wait.

>>7910465

man those mutton chops are ugly as fuck I don't know how his husband can stand just looking at him on guard duty all day

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>>7911540
I think he's really cute. The mutton chops work when on a yinglet only.

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>>7909680
>>7909706
I can totally see female yinglets acting like this, based on what we've seen of Vizlet's girls and how they react to Elim.

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>>7907390
Well, I don't know. They just look way too weird to me sometimes.

I wouldn't mind having one to do chores around the house, but I'd probably treat it more like a house elf than a proper maid.

You're now a Yinglet. Does life improve?

>>7914504
No? How would being a retarded bundle of bird and rat twigs improve my life?

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>>7914504
>Wake up as ratbird
>Friends and parents are mortified
>Can't eat human food anymore
>Have Mega-ADHD
>Will probably spend the rest of my greatly-shortened life in a lab undergoing tests so people can find out what the fuck I am
Aw hell no dog.

>>7914504
It's difficult to imagine the kind of life that would be improved by becoming a Yinglet. Maybe if you were homeless in a swampy area the toxin resistance could be helpful.

>>7914727
But you would be a happy retarded bundle of bird and rat twigs!

>>7914504

there are 0 situations where that would be the case

>>7914504
>you awkwardly tell your bf/gf/spouce about your new situation
>you prepare for the worst, half expecting them to leave you
>they love you more now

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>>7914868
>Tfw no ratbird bf

>>7914868

>it's some weird cuck shit where you live in the house as a pet with benefits while s/he gets a new SO for human sex

fucking rover-mode

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>>7915100
Is cuckolding the worst fetish to ever exist?

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>>7915141
Yes.

The only "good" part about it is that even though everything's probably objectively gotten worse, you're now easily excited and entertained by just about everything, so it probably -feels- better.

Plus their brains aren't very preoccupied with worrying about things, and Bad Things are quickly forgotten.

It would basically be a lot like being on drugs 24/7. Sure your life has just gotten more complicated, difficult and/or dangerous, but what do you care, you feel great! Oh, look how pretty that stick is; that'll surely keep you busy for the afternoon.

>>7914504

>you're a grown up with a job pushing papers and attending meetings and talking with the boss about the numbers (the numbers are never good)
>every night you go to sleep in your empty house wishing life could be simpler
>a middle aged man with serious dad bod comes to you in a dream and offers to take you to his "magical realm"
>"Why not"
>one night you hear the pitter patter of little claws on the floor and smell urine
>you get up and turn on the lights, rodents scatter to hide under the furniture
>backwards Santa has left you a gift on a plate labeled "eat me"
>instead of a cookie it's a warm, whole scallop
>no milk
>after fifteen minutes of banging it on the table and nicking the edges of your countertop you get it open
>it goes down warm, salty, and wiggly
>nothing happens
>a yinglet hits you on the back of the head with a rock since this is a low budget production and we can't afford a TF sequence
>you wake up with really long arms and legs and a very short body
>after two hours of skittering around freaking out you've forgotten what you were even so worked up about
>you eat all the cheese and lunchmeat in the fridge and open cans with your shelltooth because it's funny even though you don't even want that many cans of peaches in light syrup
>it's 8:05
>your boss calls wondering why you're late and what's up with those numbers
>you've literally forgotten how to count and tell him what a mean potato looking jackass he really is
>he's actually impressed at your attitude and offers you a new project but you've already left the receiver and wandered out a window to chase cats
>you come back inside after the cats win
>eventually an entourage of the little shits come along to pick you up and add you to the local sluts harem where you live for six years in homosexual decadence before dying to an extremely preventable disease that you got for literally never washing your hands
>Val looks straight at the camera and says he doesnt like it but it pays the bills

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>>7915267
10/10, would win the Oscar for best makeup and SFX.

>>7914805
So...China?

Imagine if all Chinks became scavs, what would change?

>>7915517
Everything would be exactly the same.

>>7914504
I generally don't deal with people for a good 2-3 months, and live out in the country, so it probably wouldn't change all that terribly much for some time.
At least my legs would be less fucked up.

>>7914868
>having a gf/bf/spouce
>ever

As long as I could still smek a keyboard I'd be pretty happy.

>>7916075
>Implying there aren't scavs shitting up the thread RIGHT NOW

>>7915141

Reminder: if you've ever fantasized about having multiple girlfriends or have ever even condoned the idea of having sex with a girl who isn't a virgin (besides you) then you're literally a cuck fetishist

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>>7916208
Reminder that if you've ever watched porn you are a cuckold.

>>7915517

They would probably have more human empathy than before

>>7916009

>At least my legs would be less fucked up.

unfirtubately your unique characteristics are transformed into your yinglet mutations

Jacked up legs: jacked up yinglet sticks

Nearsighted: really big eyes

4 chan poster: penis not large enough to actually emerge from slit at full erection

>>7915141
nah, that would be scat/fart/diaper stuff

>>7916336
also snuff and vore

anything that involves death or the GI tract, really

>>7916336
>>7916376

>>7899171

>>7916376
See at least I get those
Snuff is just a very extreme application of power fetish
Ditto for vore, if you're into eating things
It's theorised that the "being eaten" thing has to do with a return-to-the-womb desire
So I like, GET those fetishes.

I don't get the poop stuff, and I'm not sure I would want to

>>7916398
Don't say it or it will happen

>>7915141

I would say virginity fetishizing, which had caused countless actual fucking deaths and ruined lives, blows every other fetish out of the water in the "worst" category considering the runner up is fat autists jerking their little dicks over futa and getting shitposted on and tipped at by other obese autists jerking their floppy little EDs over kemono (NOT furry)

>>7916285
haha, fuck
well at least I would be small, kinda cute and fluffy
that counts for something, r-right?

>>7916731
>virginity fetishizing
Bad enough in 1st world countries, but has an even more special place in the more Middle and Eastern parts of the world.

>>7916731
>caused countless actual fucking deaths and ruined lives
What?

I think I'm missing something here.
You're not talking about snuff are you?

>>7916805
Some basic leg braces would surely do the trick, since their legs are like 90% stilt anyway.

Or just get used to using your hands as feet, since they're pretty much identical.

Walking around on your hands would surely get you even more attention from girls looking for something cute to glom onto.

>>7916832
Nah, some countries (especially historically) kill women who lost virginity before marriage - even if it was because of rape

>>7916866
Oooh, like that.
I don't know if I'd count that as a fetish though. It's more of a cultural thing.

>>7916889
Well I guess thats a legitimate criticism you could bring to >>7916731

Not sure if the ratbird thread is the place for this debate though

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>>7916912
Eh, we're kinda just waiting for tonight's update.

>>7916912
>Not sure if the ratbird thread is the place for this debate though
Is this not the "off-topic" board?

>>7916971
Off-topic board, not off-topic thread

>>7916731

I disqualify virgin fixation on the grounds that you choose whether or not to be a virgin, but nobody chooses to be a hyper scat diaper fur.

>>7917164
I dunno, I bet some people have.
I taught myself to like vore, because my primary fetish wasn't getting new content fast enough and vore seemed to have an unusually high concentration of good artists.

>>7916971

Can you imagine a yinglet image board though

>thread entitled "wzf is wrong wiz my tomato"
>attached is picture of half eaten pomegranate
>425 posts 126 images
>can you believe human go half life no sex
>so sad
>no iz good zing
>4 them
>halp I don't know where my phone is can som1 call it 54-84-68-1826

>>7917550
>i want to sex my human owner pls halp wat do
>just grab zheir dick when zey sleep, works for me
>help i canot find dic
>is ze owner a feee-male?
>i dont know
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>>7917164
You can lose your virginity unwillingly, you know

>>7914504
I'd probably finally get laid but otherwise my life would get worse

When is za update?

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>>7918205
Soon™

>>7917847
Girls can also lose the "visible signs" of their virginity without even masturbating, which in certain cultures could be used as a grounds for public stoning of innocents (or more commonly, being kicked out and forced to *actually* whore themselves out to survive).

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>>7918205
next couple of hours

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evening

or he could just be late, it happens when you make stuff

>>7917847

>haha oh wow Chad you really took myself declining to date you really well, thanks for still giving me this ride anyway
>haha Chad, Tiffany's house is the other way where are you going

>>7917348

The only fishes I've developed over life are minor foot (after working double shifts having your wife rub your feet is better than sex) and str8 anal after discovering the wonders of prostate simulation and strap ons

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its up

>>7917675
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I laughed way too hard at that

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>>7918462
Oh God
It's happening.

it's like you can feel the rooms humidity rising

>>7918531
oh my
lewds when?

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>you will never be a girl that turns into a male yinglet

>>7920167
Good.

>>7855764

Huh. This... isn't half bad. It makes their skinny little stick limbs look a LOT less ridiculous.

Source, please.

>>7920770
Artist is Packmind

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Shower thoughts:
Some people want to be a yinglet or pokemon or something out of a desire to surrender to their place in life, and fit into it better.

A lot of us are losers. We're not alpha males or captains of industry or even competent homesteaders like we all would've been 200 years ago. Instead we get to be NEETs or walmart employees. We need to win to count as an adult human, but society produces 10 losers for each winner, and some people are losers even by loser standards. Eventually it's embarrassing that you're physically a grown-ass human man.

Yinglets are losers, but they're cute, nonthreatening, lovable, underdog losers. You look at one and think they're a loser by nature and that's okay, instead of "you're 24, anon, why aren't you working enough shifts at Best Buy to get a mortgage and raise a family?"

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>>7907390
>Imagine if your pets could peak, had human-like intelligence, and were constantly unrelentingly trying to get into your pants

>>7915141

>Is cuckolding the worst fetish to ever exist?

I'd say diaper / scat / messing edges it out to take top worst spot.
It's still pretty fucking bad, though.

>>7920835
I've thought this several times looking at these (and other) threads, but never bothered to articulate it.

I don't feel this intense malaise about modern life that so many others do (granted I am also 22 so that may be well on the way), but I think I may be correct about one thing: living to survive will NEVER be enough. You have to leave something else behind after you die and break the work-consume-sleep-rinse-repeat cycle. This is not me telling you to quit your best buy job, much the opposite actually--you have to do a little something extra when work is done--maybe art, maybe raise a family, open mic night comedy, I don't know, whatever you feel is worth doing.

These people you envy so much from 200 years were not somehow more fulfilled than you were; they were just more occupied and never had time to agonize over what they were or whose standards they met. You should be similarly occupying your time somehow outside of work--if you keep yourself busy all afternoon, that's 1 afternoon you didn't spend brow-beating over the 9-5 you don't even care about.

When it's sunday night, and you have work on monday, but you spent all day creating something you care about instead of bullshit "relaxing", I think you will feel a lot less doom-and-gloom because your life will not revolve around how you put food on the table.

>>7920803

Ah hah. I'd seen this artist's Rhea pictures before. Thought it seemed familiar.
Thanks Anon.

>>7921296
I love it when /trash/ dispenses life advice.

Well put, Anon.

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>>7921296
In a billion years from now nothing you ever do with have mattered.

Heat death will eventually wash away all existence and any trivialities of anyone's life will be further made irrelevent.

>>7921951

then get a jump on kysing yourself ;^)

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>>7921622
Funny thing, I think Val touched on that same idea before, unintentionally though.

The intended message of this is clearly "Dont let fear of antidepressants '''''changing''''' you keep you from just being happy", but I think just as important is the fact that he had *something* he cared about doing enough to supersede whatever stupid semantic definition of "me" he was supposedly violating by taking meds.

I truly believe idle hands are the devils playthings, and if you spend your afternoons fucking around and obsessing over your past failures, no amount of meds will ever fix that.

Or maybe I am just a fag who thinks he has all the answers.

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>>7921951
>heat death
>he doesn't know about the Big Rip
The stars won't burn out. They'll all explode simultaneously and then all matter will be ripped apart.

I'm not even kidding.

On the bright side, maybe entropy isn't absolute after all, since there's a steadily strengthening form of energy that we know nothing about, and only discovered in the early 1990s. Who knows what else we might learn in a thousand years?

On the downside, so far science keeps finding scarier shit than what we thought was true before, so maybe existential dread will continue to get worse over time.

Yinglets really should think twice before trying to gain access to all this human knowledge.

>>7922088
>a steadily strengthening form of energy that we know nothing about
I will harness this quintessence and bend reality to my whim!
First order of business, make myself an adorably stupid Yinglet girl to be my pet/maid
After that, I dunno, sell hats or something

>>7922069
I think the intended message is that he's on anti-depressants.

>>7922088
>my crackpot theory is better than your crackpot theory

It's all practically unprovable theoretical nonsense. Science and religion are really no better than each other, it's just that one places value in the mind being infallible while the other thinks the senses are infallible.

You can't even prove you yourself exist without assumptions. The main assumption being that the human mind and perception is infallible.

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>>7922088
>mfw azathoth is real

>>7922222
Your combination of ambition and quints gives me pause.

>>7922272
>"Using telescopes, we can observe other galaxies accelerating away from us, and see that the rate of acceleration is increasing, and has been increasing for millions of years, and will probably continue to increase"

>But how can that be real if our eyes aren't real?
>Science BTFO

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>>7921951
You aren't wrong, but if nothing is objectively valuable, then you have to accept that personal solipsistic pleasure is the next-realest thing, and the eventual end of universe doesn't nullify the emotions you feel RIGHT NOW by accomplishing stuff.

Nihilists who use nihilism as an excuse for blackpill do-nothingness are the worst.

>>7918462
>Lopin is attracted to human men

YES!

>>7922261
If that were the entire intended message, it would have just been panel 11 and 12

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>>7922261
of course thats his intended message. I'm saying I got something else out of it.

The crazy thing about art is that you get subjective experiences out of it and none of them can be wrong.

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>>7922222

>I will harness this quintessence and bend reality to my whim!
>Gets quints

Fuuuuuuuuuu...

Just... be nice, okay Anon?

>>7922222
>I will harness this quintessence and bend reality to my whim!
>First order of business, make myself an adorably stupid Yinglet girl-

*Snap* done, you're an adorably stupid yinglet girl and will have plenty of people wanting to keep you as a pet/maid.

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>>7922938
ya beat me to it...

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>>7922069
Saved for future use.

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>>7922375
>Nihilists who use nihilism as an excuse for blackpill do-nothingness are the worst.