ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite glitch beas

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>>7833413
me again

>>7833365
SELECT * FROM INFORMATION_SCHEMA'); INSERT INTO 'Admins' VALUES ("Umbreon");

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>>7833413
is none a good option?
they are all creepy

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>>7833413
>connection stopped sucking

I guess missingno?

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>>7833338
I mean suuuuuuuuuuure I guesssss.
>Help the boyfriend.
>Try to look cute.

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>>7833413
GHOSTS ARE HORRIBLE
THEY ALL SUCK
but yeah
i guess were just doing the island challenge now
since were already floating away on metagross
theres not much room on top of him
so its like
fucking lap party up in this shit

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>>7833482
>angry look

And WHAT THE F̮͇̅̇̾́͞Ŭ͍̭͓̜͎̈͂̚͠C̰͉̠͕̺̣̲̽ͣ̒̊͋́K͇̦̻̙͕̲̜̽̒̈̇̓͠ HAVE I DONE TO YOU?

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>>7833507
>roll to call Ghostbusters

fug

>>7833516
the bug

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>>7833365
...!
>>7833414
...?
>>7833482
... ...?
>>7833513
...
>hand him a soda

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>>7833451
..You can take a ride on it once we know it's safe, hun.
>Smooch the cute baenette
>Set up the counterweight container box thing

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>covers face

Make it stop.

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>>7833513
> 13
Haha, that's both my trainers day of birth the 13th hehe, also its my lucky number, meaning it's you're lucky day

>returns back Into the shadow realm

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>>7833530
...what's wrong Zorro?

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>>7833529
>Got kisses yeessss.
>Help that mf husbando with that box.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiine!

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>>7833561
>snaps to attention

Nothing! Lets go home? please?

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>gets out from under the bed
is it over?
are we not going to get lasers?
>>7833516
>>7833522
>embarased
shush you, ow
>durant gently nibbles his hand and lookes him in the eye, with expectation

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>>7833630
Are you sure?

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>>7833640
DO NOT.

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>>7833524
thanks dude
also uh
sorry about having to camp out on your lap man
metagross's head isnt as big as i thought
.... what is this
root beer?

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>>7833655
Yup!

We have to wait anyway!

>>7833640
hug the bug

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>>7833656
i won't
>>7833673
well at least i can do that
>hug the bug
>bug is happy

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>>7833567
>This may take a while
>It is the most important part of the trebuchet anyways
>Rollllllllllll

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...Innocent blood has been spilled in the location LOCATION UNKNOWN, 2 LEAGUES TO THE RISING SUN OF CURRENT LOCATION...

...I am a guardian of AFFILIATION UNKNOWN, servant to OWNER UNKNOWN. My last command was to PROTECT...

...ISSUE FOUND. RECORD OF LAST COMMAND IS DAMAGED. THIS GUARDIAN CANNOT FOLLOW COMMAND.

...Awaiting command from OWNER UNKNOWN.

>>7833692
now snug the bug

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>>7833704
>ohgodswhatnow

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>>7833726
i'm not sure i don't think that i should do that, i mean i don't think we shouldn't do that, it's pretty intimate thing
i don't think i'm ready for that

>>7833704
fug the streambro

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>>7833704
RUN LEWDMOONWALK.EXE

>>7833704
fucking stop with the robot shit

>>7833778
ok ok
kiss the bug?

>>7833807
fuck off nigger

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>>7833780
...ISSUE FOUND WITH UNDERSTANDING COMMAND. UNKNOWN TERMS: "fug" "streambro"

>>7833798
...ISSUE FOUND WITH UNDERSTANDING COMMAND. "Lewdmoonwalk.exe" IS NOT A LOCATION ON MAP.

>>7833815
fuck off bones/turts

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>>7833704
... Where are you at? It doesn't sound like you're okay...

>>7833828
nope. Still fuck off.

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>>7833704
>>7833823
>IDENTIFY YOURSELF

>>7833828
No one should be allowed this dumb

>>7833828
(get bent m8)

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>>7833823
Come to kanto, fuchsia city!

>>7833868
You! You are wonderful....

>>7833823
>>7833868
both of you fuck off

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>>7833828
hey i dont call people nigger
unless im joking

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>>7833810
okay, but only one and it's on the forehead
>evens: kiss on the forehead
>odds: durants intercepts, goes for the mouth to mandible kiss

>>7833888
no you. fuck off for real.

>>7833881
THANK YOU?
>>7833888
(are you gonna do this everytime)
-nc.zma (1)

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>>7833868
So did my half-assed attempt at SQL injection work? Can you bring me a pizza?

>>7833956
yes

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>>7833956
yes he is
i recommend ignoring him as best you can

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>>7833830
...Location is unknown. Most if not all internal information tablets, or tablet reading and recording stylus, is or are damaged.

This guardian seems to be heavily damaged.

>The signal is coming from somewhere in Sinnoh.

>>7833868
I am UNKNOWN DESIGNATION. I am a guardian of UNKNOWN AFFILIATION, owned by UNKNOWN OWNER. I am a Golurk.

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>>7833881
...... Perhaps I should sent the Units to Fuchsia City.
All six of them.
>>7833956
(I think he is. I guess you get to join the club of people he enjoys bugging the most.)

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>>7833956
You just made my plan way easier.

>>7833971
>>7833975

No

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>>7833669
Ok then, i wonder what started this fire to begin with...

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>>7833881
...ISSUE FOUND WITH UNDERSTANDING COMMAND. "Kanto, Fuchsia city" IS NOT A LOCATION ON MAP.

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>>7833998
It was not me! It was them! Do not tell frankie we could get in trouble...

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>>7833971
>>7833975
>>7833985
>>7833986
>>7833989
>>7833992
man i dont even know what to do anymore
bye
>explode

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>>7833992
Let the scary robot answer.

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>>7833986
Okay... I'm not sure I can head over there right now, but hang in there, buddy! Don't let people boss you around! Blame it on me if you want too, I don't mind!

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>>7833659
So where are we goooing?

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>>7833989
Why though.

>>7834025
Yes it is! Look harder!

>>7834032
...

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>>7833971
Like hell it was going to be that insecure.

>>7833986
>nervous observation

>>7834031
(im tired of getting shitposted every time i post have fun without gladion or jacket)

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>>7834060
He's running windows 9x, it's within the realm of possibility that he's not hardened against simple SQL injection

>>7834077
(Don't let the hateboner cunt get to you, that's precisely what he wants)
(Also necrozma was cool)

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>>7834077
(....... fug. Well. I'll miss chatting with you dude. I kinda got banned from /vp/, so uh. No more find Gladi, I guess. )

>>7834077
(youre probably not here but dont let randos get to to you. Just hide it. Hateboner has been active recently. anyway I hope you come back.)

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>>7834077
(Don't let the hateboner win!)

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>>7834077
i am so sorry you have to put up with this shit ontop of everything else
come back sometime buddy
we'll miss ya.

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>>7834051
...ISSUE FOUND WITH UNDERSTANDING COMMAND. "There" is not a location on map.
...ISSUE FOUND. This Guardian is designed to obey orders.
...ISSUE FOUND. No offense indicated. No punishment indicated.

>>7834058
...ISSUE FOUND. "Kanto, Fuchsia city" IS NOT A LOCATION ON MAP. ...Recommend replacing map tablet with updated edition.

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>>7834186
Brother. I think you are a bit out of date.
Where may I find you?

>>7834031
bye attention whore

>>7834077
I'm the guy who made the original angery post, I legit thought it was Jirachi doing it. This other guy is a bigger faggot than I for heckling you after that was made obvious. I enjoyed Gladion and Jacket as characters and hope you return

>>7834296
Fuck off, Hateboner-kun.

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>>7834296
(Okay, fuck you. I can fucking deal with you heckling everyone else, but you just drove off my favorite fucking roleplayer. Eat a fucking dick, shitbag.)

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>>7833898
>kiss the buggo on the forehead
>buggo is overjoyed but a bit embarassed
she seems happy for it, i care a lot for you durant
do you want me to give you a name?

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>>7834296
says the attention whore

>>7834296
(Get murdered)

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>>7834273
...ISSUE FOUND. LOCATION UNKNOWN.

>Signal is coming from somewhere near the peak of Mount Coronet.

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>>7834382
Aye. Just a moment, try to stay where you are, brother.

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>>7834399
Command acknowledged. Maintaining position.

>>7834077
( Ray/John/some other dudes' player here, we'll be here if you want to rejoin after cooling off for a bit )
( Sorry to hear you're leaving man, I liked your chars )

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>>7834427
I am heading to your position. One last question, do you know what your present power source is?
Still magick, correct?

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>>7834479
Present power source... ISSUE FOUND. Power source unknown...

(Honestly I'm probably going to end up killing off this character as I don't want to play another duplicate species. Sorry.)

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>...and now for the trending topic
>After the resurface of former Kanto champion Blue two days ago and the start of a massive treasure hunt for his location, groups of fans have arrived to Castelia in search of the eight clue
>Believed to be hidden in the depths of Castelia's huge sewers, groups of fangirls are braving the smell and sewage with high hopes of finding their idol
>Previous locations, including Pallet Town, Silph Co. tower, Mount Silver and others still have camps of fans waiting for his return

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>>7834536
Strange,
(Ah, sorry I can stop playing this character if you'd like?)

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>>7834537
Fuck.
They even edited my quote in the scroll.
Making sure these clowns don't die in the sewers is techically Someone Else's Problem as I'm still on medical leave for a while. It'll probably become my problem though.
>Groans, pours whiskey

>>7834593
(Nah, it's fine.)

Test post to see if I can phonepost while waiting at doctors-(player of tree and almost every funposting chatacter)

>>7834077
(Turts here, sorry to hear some random faggot who can't do anything but shitpost in his life, got too you. Hope you cool off soon, you're pretty cool desu)

>>7834807
(Hey look it worked)

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>burns some incense
Fuck man, bad vibes all around.

>>7834807
>>7834829
(Also I left discord to go to threadposter status since a fair few people seemed to be pissed off at me indirectly because of hateboner, so I took the liberty of 'kicking' myself to save you the trouble)

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>>7834905
I know. It's got me, like, really low.
Maybe nap a bit?
That might, like, help.

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well i'll go make some dinner for me and make something for durant too
at least the lasers threat is over

jirachi or skitters next hmm

>>7834918
(Or specifically people were unloading their frustration and anger at hateboner guy in my direction as if I drove off gladion/jacket player)

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>>7834598
>whistles innocently

>>7835027
(When I had nothing to do with that)

>>7834979
>Hey look at me I'm hateboner
>I'm an even bigger autistic fuck than everyone else here combined
>Look at me I'm hateboner I waste my life on making other people's lives shit cause my dad molested me my whole life
>Look at me I'm hateboner I do this cause I need attention like the little bitch I am
>Look at me I'm hateboner I like to troll 4chin like all the cool kids, look at me hurr durr

>>7835100
Dubs confirm hater-san a shit.

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>>7835076
>Whistles slightly less innocently
>>7835098
(You know what Noodles? I wasn't unleashing my anger about Gladi getting chased off. I was unleashing my actual fucking anger over you being one of the damn shitposters. The only reason I didn't say anything before was because I was trying to be nice. It doesn't fucking matter if you had nothing to do with Gladi leaving, you messed with me enough as it was to earn that anger.)

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I am throwing a tea party as Birth Island. All are welcome.
... Except humans. Not because I have qualms against them but I make them sick.
There is cake.

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>>7835192
can you take me there?
i want to go too

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... I had some malasadas I was going to give that Necrozma, does anybody want to share them? I like malasadas, but this is too many for me...
>>7835192
Aw. I'll eat a malasada for you.

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>>7835219
Yes I can come get you.
>>7835228
Apologies. I would rather avoid killing you. I hope you understand. You can send one of your pokemon here and I will give them a slice of cake if you'd like?

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>>7835259
okay i'll wait outside of the of the marsh waiting, i will tell mama this time, she already knows you so she trusts you

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>>7835259
Okay! I'm sure Nebby would love cake!
Look for the Solgaleo!

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>>7835297
I will be there shortly.
>>7835306
S-Solgaleo? I-I will. Please tell them I am making a short trip and I do not mean any rudeness.

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>>7835329
okay i'm already on our meeting place just so you know

SanctuaryFag here

Ok all jokes and threats aside on trying to kill me cause I'm a hitman or whatever, I need legitimate help right now

My Lurantis has been bugging me, pun not intended, it's not even a bug type, but she is REALLY close to me both personslly and physically like closer than most of my other pokemon, I've encountered this before with my goodra, milotic, pheromosa, and flygon but they are a tiny bit less uhh huggy? I guess you can say? I don't know why she does it though

>>7835143
(I would have been able to properly explain myself but all this shit started right as I had to go to a doctors appointment. And since I hate phoneposting I will postpone this potential argument till I get home

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>>>/vp/31875630
>>31875916
>FALSITY 02/22/17(Wed)17:31:57 No.31875916 ▶>>31875937
>File: CUxugD0UcAACWsG.png:large.png (666 KB, 600x582)
>>>31875630 (OP)
>>N Thread Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)19:07:31 No.31875630 ▶
>>CEASE_mu8ukg9IRa1qdj0jwo1_540.jpg (158 KB, 545x600)
>>>
> Anonymous 02/22/17(Wed)17:34:05 No.31875930 ▶
>YOU ARE NOT ME

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>>7835329
OR YOU COULD TELL ME YOURSELF. PEW.

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>>7835399
Yes I'm getting you n-
>>7835444
D-D-d-don't kill me! Please.

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>>7835444

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>>7835444
Pew?

>>7835422
(i was just 'avin a giggle m8, I saw the picture and thought of you <3)

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>>7835444
Pew!
>Cosmog tries to climb into the cauldron

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>>7835510
Please stop.
>Get Cosmog out.

>>7835444
don't scary deoxys you bully
>>7835464
>waves at deoxys
i'm here

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>>7835533
>Darkrai realizes he can't touch Cosmog and nothing happens.
Fuck.

>>7835510
>Roll for if the cauldron is lit or not

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>>7835464
I'M JUST HERE FOR THE CAKE. PEW. NO MURDER TODAY.
>>7835483
>HISSSSSSSS.
NOT TODAY, SATAN.
>Flareblitz
>>7835492
PEW.
>>7835510
PEW!
>>7835548
I DIDN' DO NUFFIN. PEW.

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>>7835533
>>7835550
pew
>>7835561
pew!

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>>7835510
POW!!
>Grab him out of the cauldron
>Check dust cloud for injuries

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>>7835548
(fug forgot pic)

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>>7835510
>>7835533
>alaka- poof
>The cauldron now looks like a giant iron duffel bag
>It's still perfectly functional as a cauldron, if a bit harder to clean due to its new shape

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>>7835561
You can not hit the inevitable.
And that inevitability is that your getting baaaaged.
Get in the bag!

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>>7835569
...
>>7835570
...
Why me.
>Roll to give into despair

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>>7835561
Pew!!
>>7835596
...pew?
>hug

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>>7835548
>>7835561
Um.
>>7835595
>Psycho Boost.

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>>7835620
Ugh, no I am defeated.
Looks like it is my time to get into the bag.
>crawls into bodybag.

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>>7835569
PEWWW.
>>7835595
>SUNSTEEL STRIKE
I WILL NOT, PEW!
>>7835612
PEW...?
>>7835620
I SEE PEW HATE BAGS AS WELL. THAT MAKES PEW A COMRADE IN MY EYES.

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>>7835666

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>>7835666
>Roll to not cry
Y-y-y-y-y-...

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>>7835620
>jumps on deoxys and tries to hug him
i missed you, so are we going to get cake?

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>>7835690
PEW.
>>7835700
WHAT'S WRONG? SPEAK UP. I CAN'T HEAR PEW WHEN PEW MUMBLE LIKE THAT.

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>>7835730
I think 'chu're scaring him, bro.

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>>7835700
>Deoxys is way more composed than he thought.
>>7835723
Yes the cake. Come.
>>7835730
>He clears his throat.
Do you need me to carry you?

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>>7835749
remember to hug me thightly so i don't fall
>hapilly hugs deoxys

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>>7835745
NONSENSE. I'M A CUDDLE-ABLE CONDENSED CLOUD OF SPACE DUST. PEW.
>>7835749
I AM WELL OVER TWICE YOUR HEIGHT. THE REAL QUESTION IS... DO PEW NEED ME TO CARRY PEW?

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.....
I can not wait for slash to get here!

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>>7835799
Heck yeah
Frankie and I are going to the store do you want anything?

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>>7835772
>Huggo the buggo.
>>7835791
>Stay composed, he can't hurt pew- you.
No, no. I can fly. Shall I go? You follow?

>>7835791
Sir, are you aware you're a cat?

>>7835815
sex, lots of sex

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>>7835815
Can you bring me fertilizer? I need a lot of it!

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>>7835791
>apply brushie to the cat

>the cat that's been let out of the bag

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>>7835828
..... WHAT'S A CAT?
>>7835822
I CAN FOLLOW PEW, YES.
>>7835858
>YOU ARE ATTEMPTING TO BRUSH SPACE METAL, SIR.
>SCRIIITCH SCRIIIITCH

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>>7835815
...Can you get some waffles...? Like, those frozen waffles.

...Wait, do we have a wafflemaker?

...Oh, and hey everyone.

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>>7835822
yay, i missed you deoxys
>nuzzles the deoxys

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>>7835855
>Cross internet stare of suspicion

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>>7835791
You're a giant awe-inspiring sun cat sir

>>7835855
Yeah we can do that
You starting a garden?
I wanna help

>>7835878
Got it

>>7835838
Well they dont sell that at the store
So you're out of luck

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(hey im back id prefer it if everyone didnt throw a party and just rped like normal sorry i flipped out thats embarrassing)
>>7835875
>SOLGALEO?
>???
>INTERFACE WITH
>POKE

>>7835922
(make sure you just ignore hateboner)

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>>7835878
Hello~!

>>7835894
....
w-what?

>>7835900
Yeah sure! A garden!

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>>7835922
(have a single balloon then)

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>>7835875
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7835875

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>>7835411
Might be wants hugs
If so, give hugs
Might be wants fugs
If thats the case decide if you're up for that or not and if not let em down easy

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>>7835922
Hey. You said i was related to someone important earlier. Who?

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>>7835937
>Don't say anything, just keep staring until he breaks

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>>7835875
HOLY MEW MY EARS
Get a polishing cloth instead bro!
I can, like, hear that from two islands away!

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>>7835411
They want the fug
>>7835838
Lots of sex you say?

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>>7835922
(wooo~)
>Run cyberspacewarp.exe
>Examine crystal robot legend
>poke

>>7835875
Error. Microphone array reporting severe damage.
-Zeta

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>>7835875
A kind of feline, but in your case you would be a big, cat, which is another kind of feline with specific differences, mostly about size and the ability to purr.

>>7835922
>wherethefuckareallthosenecrozmacomingfrom
>whyaretheremorethanonefuuuuck
(welcome back)

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>>7835945
>>7835947
PEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
>>7835982
IT'S NOT MY FAULT. I'LL TELL THEM TO GET A CLOTH NEXT TIME.
>>7835900
NONSENSE. I DO NOT EVEN KNOW WHAT A """CAT""" IS, BUT I CAN ASSURE YOU I LOOK LIKE THIS.
>>7835922
(Welcome back dude. I'll just uh.... Put this party stuff away.)
PEW.
>POKE
>>7836017
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT PEW ARE TALKING ABOUT. LOOK AT THIS LINKED IMAGE OF ME.

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>>7835927
>>7835941
(yeah it was less about him and more about how shitposting always seems to follow the characters i talk OOC with also there is fuck all art of necrozma)
>>7835958
...
LORD JOSIAH
>>7836001
>?
>POKE
>>7836017
(thanks sb good to be back)
>>7836055
(nice to be back yeah hold the party for when my body stops trying to kill itself)
...PEW?
>POKE

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>>7835948
>>7835991

Fugs? Oh dammit, that would explain ALOT now that I think about it, letting them down will be er, difficult especially since all those pokemon I listed all have one thing in common, ive raised them from eggs, so their more like kids or friends to me. I'd also never do that to a pokemon hmm...

Should I just let them down with a nice meal? If so...

what would you rate my apron ? Hopefully all of it comes out correctly

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>>7836055

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>>7836055

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>>7835982
You heard anything? I heard nothing
>continues polishing Jay
>Jay buzzing loudly

>>7836001
You better not get hacked again over there. Also there should be a spare mic in storage.

>>7836055
Absolutely adorable.

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>>7836068
>Beep when poked
>Examine crystal robot

>Deploy handshake protocol

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well i'm still waiting for reconguy, does he hate me?
i'm worried about that

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>>7836072
Don't be silly, just j-j-jam it in. They'll love you for it

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>>7835976
.......
WHAT?! I have not done anything!

>>7836068
(Do you have any characters besides the three you listed?)

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>>7836133
>>7836072
DO NOT

>>7836068
.... Who is that?

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>>7836100
I AM FEROCIOUS BALL OF CUDDLES AND DUS-
>>7836093
>BAT AT THE STRANGE CREATURE IN THE MIRROR
>THE THING THAT IS DEFINITELY NOT YOU
DIE, DEMON.
>>7836076
I AM A BALL OF SPACE DUST, I DO NOT LOOK LIKE THAT.
>>7836068
(Yeeeeah, but you've made that sound like... Never. Can't live life with no parties, man.)
PEWWW.
>BAT THE HAND THAT POKES YOU.

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>>7836068
>alright dude, calm down
>now attempt to prove it's memory banks
State the living descendants of "Lord Josiah"

>>7836129
You knew the guy, he puts himself in increasingly odd situations. I'm sure he will come back soon.

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>>7836133
N-no, I would never, they've never had a mate....
actually now that I think about it, none of them have ever done...
*it* but I'm not going to do that to my pokemon, you're the silly one here

>>7836183
I agree with the human hating gengar, on behalf of humans I apologize for being part of a shitty species

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well, durant, now is pretty is pretty energetic right now
i guess giving her a kiss in the forehead was not a good idea, she keeps wanting to kiss me back
what shoud i do?

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>>7836197
>The mirror shatters, but the hand that held the mirror directs Nebby's gaze to his paw
You're not a demon, silly. You're a nebby.

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>>7836159
Yet.
>Continue staring

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>>7836204
yeah, maybe i'm just overthinking it
i mean i had a date before that said that he would call me back and he never did
i guess i'm not lucky with dates

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>>7836104
...
>HANDSHAKE
>ROLL TO NOT SHAKE THE PORY ALL AROUND
>>7836176
(yeah a few but im not tellin)
>>7836183
LORD JOSIAH IS THE GOD OF ALL CONTINENTS THEY SAY HE IS THE FATHER OF... AZ?
>>7836197
(someday man)
PEW
>POKE THE LION THING
>>7836204
THERE ARE TOO MANY TO STATE ACCURATELY
LORD JOSIAH APPARENTLY GOT AROUND IN THIS UNIVERSE
AND HE DID NOT WORK WELL ON THIS VERSION OF ME
HENCE WHY NECROZMA-A RUNS ON WINDOWS 95 WHEREAS I RUN ON LINUX

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>>7836183
Why not spoopypants?
>>7836212
Oh I know what it is, you've never done 'it' before, have you?

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>>7836213
Put it in its cage like a good pet!

>>7836237
.... I am....

Gardening! Yes!

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>>7836250
I run on a cracked edition of SilphOS XP myself.
>Pory is not shaken around too bad

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>>7836250
that's right... What is your purpose? Why where you created?

>>7836254
... Do i have to say again? Humans are fucking disgusting.

>>7836212
Yeah th-
Wait you agree?

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>>7836273
i don't have a cage for her
i made a small bed for her, but she usually ignores and sleeps on top of me, but i don't mind much honestly
>get kissed by buggo
c'mon now, don't be like that
>embarrased

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>>7836213
Cuddles
Also maybe kisses
Not the lewd type

>>7836273
Zorro stop
Youre being an asshole

>>7836250
Got around? Well if AZ is his kid then three thousand years is a long time for those descendants to be fruitful and multiply

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>>7836273
Don't lie to me.
>Stare: intensify

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>>7836308
that is not-

>>7836314
What? I am just telling how to properly take care of a pokemon!

>>7836332
....

I am not! Gardening!

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>>7836250
(Well, the party supplies ain't going anywhere.)
(...Except, maybe, to Ohio or the back of my car.)
PE-
>SEE A RED LIGHT REFRACTED BY NECROZMA ONTO THE FLOOR
>CHASE THAT SHIT

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>>7836250
Even an outdated version of Linux is a better option than Windows freaking 95.

>AZ
Well, that kind of solves the ownership problem.

>>7836273
>roll to replicate N's stare over the Internet

>>7836286
Zeta, I'm disappointed that you hid from me that you're running with a pirated license. On the other hand, I should have expected precisely that from Galactic.

When you come back we're fixing this situation.

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>>7836295
Of course I agree, I hate humans, especially females. I've actually killed other humans... mostly personal reasons... andhits but that's not important the point is, FUCK HUMANS no offense N
>>7836254
.... my uhh lack of.............. shut up.....
>>7836352
If you need help gardening I could help

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>>7836352
You are not gardening? Then what do you need fertilizer for?

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>>7836314
i guess, i don't mind that, i could cuddle with her, she seems to enjoy my company
since everytime i wake up she sleeping on top of me
>>7836352
why are you like this? i will not put her in a cage i will not do things against her will, and she isn't a pet, she is my friend and partner

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>>7836408
>fuck humans
most of us do bro

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>>7836416
If you say so. I hope you are right.

>>7836397
>>7836408
>>7836414

G A R D E N I N G
A
R
D
E
N
I
N
G

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>>7836286
... YOU SHOULD GET AN UPDATE
>>7836295
I HAVE NO TRUE PURPOSE
EXCEPT TO PREFORM WHAT MY ADMINS SAY OF ME
>>7836314
... HOW DID POKEMON COME INTO THE BLOODLINE?
THERE IS AN EXCESS OF OVER 10,000,000 MEMBERS OF THIS BLOODLINE
>>7836387
(party someday come to my place and lets chill)
...
>MAKE IT MOVE
>>7836397
THANK YOU?
I WOULD LIKE TO EMPHASIZE LORD JOSIAH IS THE FATHER OF AZ
NOT AZ HIMSELF
...
DOES THIS MAKE LYSANDRE AN ADMIN
FUCK

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>>7836438
>suspicious squint
Well then, tell me all about your plans. Depending on the types of plant you seek to care for I can suggest different kinds of fertilizer, grass types, and bug types.

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>>7836408
Haha I knew it! Don't worry about it kid you'll get rid of that v-card one day. Sooner rather than later if you just let your friends have their way with you.

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>>7836440
>DOES THIS MAKE LYSANDRE AN ADMIN
Dance.

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>>7836397
...I remember something about the original Dubious Disc not working with non-pirated versions of SilphOS. And since that's what I'm using...

>>7836440
...You're probably right. And as for bloodline... something tells me that the affecting factor was time.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to head back home and sort out some obsolescence problems. And obtain new microphones.

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>>7836501
>fuck, forgot to actually warp
>cyberspacewarp.exe

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>>7836440
well you did a great job burning that town to the ground. I'm impressed.

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>>7835815
Oh I almost forgot can you get me weeks worth of Mibolerone, assuming they have any?

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>>7836440
Some of them, including my brother, are because of Jirachi Wish Shenanigans. I'm surprised that you picked up on the connection after that.

Also, if I'm an admin can I request a change in protocol so that firing the Prismatic Laser requires two Admins to authorize unless you're actively under attack?

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>>7836440
(But famamalasada, I don't know where that is. You said Minnesota on /vp/ and Ohio here, I'm so confused)
>IS THAT A WALL?
>OOPS
>YET ANOTHER CASUALTY IN THE HUNT FOR THE RED DOT

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>>7836438
well, i'm glad you finally understood, you always saying for me to mistreat her
but i will keep her safe no matter what

>>7836429
I don't roll that way... then again the male to female ratio of victims say otherwise....

>>7836467
I HATE being used, I'm not going to just let them have there way. I'd rather find someone to love romantically and not be a fucking toy... and love as in romantic not the love I have for my pokemon which is mutual... I think... fuck now that I think about it I have done some things that might have mistaken what I meant with flirting... FUCK

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>>7836604
(Avatar fag problems)

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>>7836498
>DO THE ROBOT
WHY
>>7836501
I UNDERSTAND IT HAS BEEN A LONG TIME BUT
IN THE OTHER UNIVERSE LORD JOSIAH ONLY HAD FIFTEEN LIVING RELATIVES
... GOODBYE
>>7836536
THANK YOU
COMMAND?
>>7836561
... WAS GENGY A HUMAN BEFORE HE WAS A ZIGZAGOON
ACCEPTED
>>7836578
(minnesota my man ohio because im a liar and afraid of everything)
...
>POINT IT AT DEOXYS AND THE BUG

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>>7836429
well, it might happen
but i want to

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>>7836604
wooooah
dude
i aint coming onto you
im saying
most of us aint pokefuckers

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>>7836460
....
Silversword plants

>>7836587
Please. Prove them all wrong!

>>7836558
What is that and why do you need it?

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>>7836636
Why do you need fertilizer?

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>>7836440
How would you react if someone told you AZ is still alive?

>>7836501
There's a, let's say, "unofficial" patch for the later versions of SilphOS to let it run PorygonZ drivers.

>>7836561
Seconding this protocol change.

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>>7836636
Silverswords thrive off of volcanic ash, fertilizer would be actively harmful. Try again.

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>>7836623
It's possible that there were other, seperate Jirachi Wish Shenanigans in the last three millenia.
So, no.
>>7836632
I'm not. Don't swing that way.

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>>7836623
Hmmm....

Are you able to turn up the thermostat on N's frigate to 82F degrees?
Hehehehe....

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>>7836649
... I said gardening!

Now it is your turn!

>>7836674
A lily! I like lilies...

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>>7836658
Ah.

...I suppose I should shut down so you can update my OS?

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>>7836604
Fair enough bucko
>>7836700
Since when do you raise plants instead of burn them?

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>>7836623
(Well dude, looks like we gotta form an anxiety club. I'll bring the drinks. )
>NEBBY LANDS ON THEM
>NO REMORSE IS FELT
>THE RED DOT MUST BE ELIMINATED

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>>7836700
>>7836713
Im calling shenanigans
Fess up Zorro
Dont make me call Frankie

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>>7836658
HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?
>>7836675
ODD THANK YOU FOR THE INFORMATION
>>7836683
THAT IS DOABLE
>GO TO THE FRIGATE
>TURN THE THERMOSTAT UP
>>7836729
(as long as the drinks are some kinda tea im good with it)
>CEASE THE SILLINESS WITH THE RED DOT
SOLGALEO?

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>>7836632
>>7836675
I'm not one of those degenerates though, I'd never do that to a pokemon

>>7836713
Of course it's fair, I'd rather find a pokemon more suitable for them anyway

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See? I told oyu they would catch on. Why would you even ask for that dummy?

>>7836713
....hmmm

that does give me an idea. you are smart!

>>7836744
>pokerface
Fess up to what?

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>>7836623
I'm fairly sure he was not but it would have been incredibly hilarious.
Much like "that" one hour.

>>7836705
Actually just a few rebootings. The hardlight projectors may stop working altogether as I apply the patch so if you had any problems being "nude", this is the time to get rid of them.

>Hal approaches, as he's needed for this task

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>>7836757
>uncomfortable mewing

>>7836636
>Please. Prove them all wrong!
prove who wrong?
you're the one who keep saying to me to mistreat her
>cuddles the buggo, today you will not have to wait for me to lay on my bed to sleep here okay

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>>7836839
(shitty internet pissing me off making me forget my pic)

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>>7836796
I know what you really have planned
Im not dumb
Im so telling Frankie unless you fess up right now
>>7836839
Sorry about him he's still getting used to having a not-shit trainer

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>>7836757
WHAT'S A SOLGALEO? I AM A NEBBY, A HUGGABLE SPACE CLOUD.

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You know how a Mega Salamence is known to harm even their trainers? I've had my girl since she was a shiny Bagon back in Unova. Before I even started my journey around the world as a Pokemon trainer and she hasn't tried to attack me at all. Any ideas as to why?

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>>7836874
well my apologies to him for having a bad trainer i hope i don't become one
i will try to be the nicest person to her, i mean she already likes me, i think

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>>7836810
All right, sounds good.
>Zeta lays down on the table, looking up at Streambro and Hal.
>...It's almost as if he's about to undergo surgery.

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I am going to burn you if you do not keep quiet again.

>>7836874
do not tell frankie! He would think i am weird for gardening...

>>7836839
You do not hear that? oh wait. yeah haha...

No I am sure you are a great human! do you like to battle?

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>>7836757
(But yeah, I got tea. Tons of it. Three shelves of tea.)
... Why is the frigate warmer? Who did this? Colress is going to be upset.

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>>7836904
Are you secretly a Fairy?

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>>7836757
hahah yes...
for your next command.
Empty all of the poptart and cereal boxes but leave the empty boxes in the pantry.

>>7836929
NO. I'm not a fairy type. I think she'd keep her distance away from me if I was. Like her brutality is still fueled but she's never attacked me like what I usually hear.

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>>7836897
YOU ARE?
>DO A REFLECTY THING
>>7836940
UNDERSTOOD
>EAT THE POPTARTS AND CEREAL AND LEAVE THE EMPTY BOXES
>>7836921
(dude hook me up ill kill)
>NECROZMA WALKS BY THE BEDROOM WHERE THE RANCHENING SHOULD BE HAPPENING

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>>7836917
>No I am sure you are a great human! do you like to battle?
well i never tried to battle to be honest
but she can't battle until the nurse says so, and i'll go for another check up this friday

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>>7836940
you're a monster

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>>7836757
Frankly, I have no idea myself but I think either Xerneas or Yveltal was involved.
>frigate gets way too hot
>roasting hot
>time for an intercom call
>"Hey. Down there in the boilers. Cut it out"
>can't perform "surgery" if uncomfortable

>>7836914
>wire up Hal and Zeta
>this way it will be easier to manipulate Zeta when his body goes out
>Step 1) Update to the near latest version of SilphOS, as the actual latest one has a bunch of bloatware and other unnecessary extras
>Zeta reboots, upgrading in process
>0%
>50%
>100%
>thank the gods for high speed drives

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>>7836966
>SQUINT AT THE REFLECTIVE SURFACE
>ROLL FOR INTELLIGENCE CHECK
>SEE IF HE RECOGNIZES HIMSELF IN THE NECROZMA

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>>7836921
Don't know, sir. I think it's comfy.

>>7836966
>PANIC
>DASH DOWN THERE

>>7836940
>Note to self: clean up in there later

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(So I am back from my doctor appointment, Has Skitters anger/upsetness Calmed down about almost losing his Favourite RPer, yet?)
(but back to RP shit)
>Cosplay anon is drunk in an alleyway yet again
>Currently sharing His Booze with a Meowth that wandered by

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>>7836966
(Mate you gotta wait for me to book it the hell out of here before I can hook you up with that 75 euro Louvre tea)
>Everyone assumed Gladion has narcolepsy
>So we just let him doze off while I had N do other things
>No ranchening atm unless you're planning on starting it up again?
.... who is stomping outside my room.

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>>7836996
STRANGE
>>7837004
...?
SOLGALEO?
>>7837045
HELLO
>>7837051
(favorite?)
>>7837070
(faaavorite rper? damn that tea must be good)
>RANCHENING WILL COMMENCE SOON MAYBE
>LEWD IS KIND OF HARD TO WRITE BECAUSE I GET NERVOUS EASILY
>STOMP STOMP I'M ALREADY IN THE KITCHEN LEAF MAN
>EATING YOUR FOOD

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>>7836966
alright.... hmmm Let me think of some more stuff to do. Blowing up another town would be cool. But i'll leave the for later hehehe....

>>7836980
I know.

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>>7836996
>Zeta's body hums softly as it loads the new version of SilphOS
...Booting... installing files... done.
>Suddenly, the hardlight surrounding Zeta's body flickers and dies, letting the 'skeleton' inside fall to the table.
>The Porygon-Z drivers might be still there, and his underlying body might be designed to accommodate a Porygon-Z, but the new OS isn't patched to recognize those drivers yet... locking the poor Pory in a half-Porygon2, half-Porygon-Z state.
Error. Multiple drivers not found. Continue with boot, Y/N?

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So i almost was back in Odale town after all this time and there's a crater here now.

I'm guessing you guys have something to do with this.

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>>7837107
>Follows
Hey there.
Can I help you?
>>7837159
It was all the Gengar >>7837128

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....

>is pacing back and forth now.