Welcome to the 167th Dark Side Games
First 47
No clones
Good luck to everyone
Hikari Kohinata
Reigen Arataka
Maa
>>7829945
Cirno
Avenger
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7829945
Fluorette
B2 Brawler
Samir Haeydeli
tanaka
>>7829945
Smolgore
>>7829945
Amami Rantaro
Fire Punch
Willie T. Soke
>>7829945
Arthur Pendragon
Honoka
Ignis Scientia
THE COCK AND BALLS GUZZLING MEMEON
>>7829945
Avenger
Scorpio
>>7829945
Kuga :B
>>7829945
Empress
Kurumi
>>7829945
Sand King
A clone
>>7829945
Sakuya Izayoi
A Different Clone
Himiko Yumeno
Nozomi
Efi Oladele
>>7829979
best eva pilot
Four Heavenly Kings
dog
Suria
Meme Dragon
hocus pocus
I'm here for information regarding the Cancer Man.
He and his group are responsible for abducting people and implanting them with a chip, and when that chip is removed, they become diagnosed with terminal cancer of the brain.
I can see that I'm already too late for some of you, but I think I can find the cure if I find the Cancer Man.
Odin
Kamikirimusi
>>7830062
We what?
Uriko
>>7829945
Wei Jingsheng
Jason
>>7830089
WUZ KANGS
>>7829945
Mordecai
>>7830089
>rping a chaeracter who has no character yet
lmao
>>7830073
(I forgot the name...)
(Angel Fear)
>>7830104
>mfw a character with no character yet still has more personality than i do irl
>>7830062
Who?
Hassan
>>7829945
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7830044
How flattering of you to say. It warms my heart to know that there are such kind people in the world such as yourself.
>>7829916
>Seibah comes out of a thick wall of smoke
...How can you say such a thing without taking a sample of my cooking, monster of many legs?
>>7829945
Ganaha Hibiki
>>7830104
You could infer some character from the interview.
Angie Yonaga
>>7830138
>seibah
stop.
>>7830101
You have it all wrong, I'm actually a princess, not a king.
>>7830104
https://playoverwatch.com/en-us/blog/20580087
>>7830104
Tell me about it.
>>7830158
Yeah. Kuga literally cannot stop referring to her by that.
>>7830147
That's implying that she wasn't putting on a face for the interview. There's so much we don't know
>>7829903
Then, perhaps I may not have to. I suppose I must observe for longer.
>>7829906
All I feel is pity.
>>7829916
I hold no such power to end the world, but I am in contact with those who do.
>Fear sighs, checking her stopwatch.
We have many, many more years to go.
>>7829928
And these humans are not?
>>7830138
Even I can smell and it smells awful.
>>7829945
Haku Yowane
>>7830174
Neither can Kamina
>>7830185
Who says I'm not putting on a face right now? You little smarty pants, you.
AYYO HOL UP
*smacks lips*
SO YOU BE SAYIN
Eggman-kun
If more is needed.
>>7830205
>whips
back to picking cotton
>>7830209
WE WUZ OWFERWAWTCH AN SHIT?
>>7830202
kamina is the new saber? or is this squid and his hateboner?
>>7830176
I will ethier wait for that day, or stop this foolish plan in it's tracks. So answer this question wisely for your entire scheme will depend on it.
Just how will it end the world?
>>7830235
The latter
>>7830214
>Before you can make contact, a drone flies in the way
Hey! Watch where you're swinging that thing.
>>7830235
no
it's junko and her dogs
>>7830179
I will show you that is not the case, beast!
>>> ''''SEIBAH''''<<< takes a deep breath and tastes her own horrendous stew
...See? It's totally delici-
>But after chewing for a few seconds her face goes completely pale.
....
>>7830182
I want to tenderly love Haku
>>7830176
I doubt the spirits would let me allow you to destroy this spirit realm either, I'm afraid. I'd have to try and stop you if you did.
we guro now?
>>7830176
No, they are only angry. Soon, that angry will come to pass. So I implore you, you cannot end the earth over things such as anger. It isn't right!
>>7830269
>seibah
3 reasons why you shouldn't annoy red
>is going to steal your soul
>is going to kill you
>and if he wants... is going to... rape you?
wait forget the last one . i'm not that type of monster
>>7830176
Why would you feel pity? Anger seems to be more your speed. You've got the face for it.
>>7830288
>can you fucking not?.
This thread is proof that Hoshi was right in every way.
>>7830312
t. Hoshi
>this thread
>>7830308
Is
is that a probe droid
>>7830269
I bet even sand would taste better then your garbage, woman.
>>7830288
You will be a passing death and nothing more.
>>7829903
Anything else to add?
>>7830312
What the fuck just happened
Was that some sort of le epik meme
>>7829945
Looks like I just made the fighting worse
Anyway, all good?
>>7830281
we guro now.
>>7830277
>Her gaze slowly shifts downwards and she hugs herself loosely.
You can find someone worthwhile enough to do that with.. I'm not good enough..
>>7830239
The Council of Worlds will order my cousin, Angol Mois, to put an end to this world and all life on it. I do not know how.
This plan is not foolish. It was made from resent for the human nature of anger, fighting and avarice.
>>7830278
Then try and stop Angol Mois, when the time comes. I am merely here to watch, to see if you humans can repent before your time comes to an end.
>>7830282
Very well. This does not help the case of the world, however. Keep that in mind.
>>7830295
Pity, because you are not aware of the fate that awaits you, should you further provoke the wrath of the council.
>Her expression turned sour. It seemed her pity was quickly turning to contempt.
Humans have done nothing to me, why would I feel anger? Anger comes from loss, and I have lost nothing. You, however, are losing favor.
>>7830385
Let's do this!
>>7830385
Looks fine dude.
>>7830385
We in this bitch
>>7830385
>brawler and scorpio
BROTHER
>>7830297
Are you okay?
>>7830385
I'm in , so we're good.
Let's begin
>>7830385
Last spot..? I'm never this fortune.. Is someone going to show up and take it away?..
>>7830385
I'm ready for whatever's ahead.
>>7830399
Aha, what? I haven't done anything yet. How come you're taking this relationship to the next level when we don't even know who each other are? You're assuming I'm bad without even knowing who I am. I can safely say that I am...
>Amami stares at the angry women for quite a bit before continuing
...not suspicious.
>>7830438
>shows up
>doesn't take it away
>>7830430
>no. is tired from being shitposted
>>7830345
>But no answer came out from her lips, she was too occupied experiencing the horrors currently happening inside her frozen mouth.
....
>>7830385
>Deep swallow.
...It look acceptable, host.
>>7830345
The divine spirits of my world whisper to, bless, and guide me for long as I prove worthy. Is that noteworthy?
>>7830399
If the spirits ask it of me, I'll have to. I've never failed a challenge yet, I have to warn you.
...But...why?
>>7830385
Well, a better blootbath
>>7830464
>seibah
>>7830385
Once again, I shall fight to prove myself on this battlefield. Foes, beware of my techniques!
>>7830399
How does this not help the case of the earth!? Anger is... to my dismay, a necessary evil for humans to live.
But still, I shall keep it in mind.
>>7830399
Then you have come to the wrong place, this landscape is built upon those ideals. To destroy this place is far harder then people realize. Tell your cousin her plan is as fruitless as searching my kingdom for treasure.
>>7830464
>The sand king laughs at her despair.
Bitten more than you could chew, Saber?
>>7830489
Yes, worthy enough to be a warrior. So I will treat you as one on the battlefield.
>>7830512
>>7830464
Here have this cookbook I found. Learn from it.
>seibah
>>7830512
Ayyy nigga we got some merch in this versache bag
>>7830451
>She becomes so paranoid she just breaks down and starts crying.
>>7830512
>She's a little intimidated by the people grabbing what they want, but she eventually speaks out meekly.
Can I.. Have a few bottles of alcohol..?
>>7830512
Pfffffft.
Nice try, but you were stupid enough to think a stupid toy dart like this one would be able to even hurt me.
It felt like a safety pin slightly touching my nice. You should really consider drowning yourslef out of sheer shame.
I'm starting to feel kinda dizzy though...
>>7830550
>seibah reversed is habies
>rabies
>>7830512
>>7830512
Uhhh...arrrgh?
>>7830575
>kuga has rabies
no wonder he's fucking cancer
>>7830512
Careful of RNGesus
>>7830512
Uh, this was a bad idea.
>>7830593
>Amami walks back to his camp, noticing everything's gone
...Who did this?
I FUCKING HATE AUTISTIC CANCER KIDS
FUCK YOU
Test
>>7830593
There's like...a lot!
...Too bad it's still on the trees...
>>7830629
marry me
>>7830538
You say that as if being a warrior is such high praise...
>>7830593
>She backs up against a tree holding an empty bottle.
Why'd I come here to begin with..?
>She slowly slides down the tree and sits hugging her knees to her chest.
>>7830538
>>7830512
...Why would you have an item like this?
>Takes the book and a few burgers inside a bag.
So this is why I was not allowed to enter in a kitchen, huh? I'll keep this cookbook for myself then. Thank you very much, wise beast of the sand.
>>7830593
1st wave of death, pay them respects
>>7830440
I assume you are bad, because bad is all I have seen from humanity. From the ruins of Ostrheinsburg, and the wretches that make pilgrimage there, to this place, I have found more bad deeds than good. More trespasses than helping hands.
If you are an exception, tell me your name. It might be worth knowing you.
>>7830489
A prophet, in his dying moments, saw the despicable world as it is, and saw the future of it. Knowing what was to come, he told the Council to end the world.
Perhaps it would be a mercy to spare you from your future.
>>7830512
This cowardice is unbecoming of me... But necessary.
>>7830525
I do not care for your protests, human. Act. Act, and show me your world is worth sparing. Go on now, run along.
>Fear made a condescending "shoo" gesture at the human.
>>7830538
Your arrogance will spell death for you. Continue to think that you are invincible, and squabble in your filth. The time will come for you.
>>7830593
If it thins the numbers, we may as well search for more to cross our paths.
>Fear drew her Lucifer Spear, striding regally with the rest of the group.
>>7830666
You're not allowed to enter a kitchen because you can't cook for shit. You almost burned my house down last time you tried to make dinner.
>>7830671
More kills, however I want this to end faster than the previous one
>>7830455
I understand. Perhaps doing something else for the time being?
>>7830666
>takes the fucking burgers
>puts them down the back of his pants
>rubs them against his ass and his asshole
>rubs them against his crotch so they get all hairy
>puts them back in saber's hands
>yes i called her saber
>grabs saber's hands and forcefully pushes them up to her face
>this causes the assburgers and hairy dick burgers to smash against her face
>grabs SABER by the hair
>tosses her inside a TV and smashes the tv with a baseball bat
>sets burgers down around the broken tv as tribute
>leaves
>>7830672
...Erhm, well, pardon me, but I can't say I've heard of any of this, not even from the spirits. But we must hold faith in our ability to righten this.
>>7830430
>>7830695
>She's been sitting against the tree this whole time, tears starting to stream out and roll down her cheeks before raining down onto the ground.
I.. I need help..
>>7830695
The same
>>7830672
Amami Rantaro. You can believe me when I say I'm not a bad guy. I'm here to end everything. All the killing and scheming will end, and I will be the one to do so. I have no need or want to make others suffer.
>>7830695
I guess there's no getting out of this one.
>>7830639
It is the only title that matters here.
>>7830666
You are welcome.But I expect better food by dawn, so make haste Saber.
>>7830672
>The king laughs at her anger.
Did I struck a nerve? I will survive your paltry excuse of an apocalypse and rule the remains in a new kingdom of eternal sand.
>>7830695
You have done a great service, black knight.
>>7830593
>With quickness, the Empress thrust the trident through the man's back.
Gah... a kill is a kill.
>She leaves the trident in the man, running away quickly.
>>7830672
Hmph.
>She shows off a confident smile on her face, the turns her back to the woman.
Then act I shall!
>Thus, she runs away from her with vigor in her steps.
>>7830695
Forgive me... for this.
>She tosses a flame in her hand, burning the supplies.
But, everything goes in the heat of battle.
>>7830753
Hey, I can see my house from here!
...Well, uhh, not really, but...it's still really cool!
>>7830753
It's a whole new feeling when it happens to someone else. It actually feels somewhat good.
>>7830757
I cannot accept those conditions, for a day wouldn't be enough to refine my already horrendous cooking skills to the point even a beast like you would find them acceptable.
>>7830690
>Her mind goes back in a flashback
>Everything is on fire just like lil' Shirou said.
...And nobody ate dinner that night. Understood, I will no longer step in a kitchen.
>>7830695
Two servants are present for this tournament, one of them is rather weak but I suggest upmost caution.
>>7830753
>The group finds her crying and after a long while of convincing she decides to follow them.
Where are we going?..
>While walking she wipes her eyes with her sleeves.
>>7830793
STOP EATING SO MUCH YOU FAT FUCK
FUCKING COWS ARE GOING EXTINCT BECAUSE OF YOU
I want to get wasted with Haku.
>>7830753
>>7830793
Then you have failed to give your king a decent meal for the last time Saber!
>>7830753
2nd wave of death, pay them respects
>>7830708
>going to beat my dick like it owes me money
>>7830798
Actually, if humans go extinct, cows will go extinct as well.
Cows wouldn't survive in the wild because they produce so much milk now, they need humans to milk them
>>7830793
You're also gonna have to start paying rent, so...do you mind going out and finding a job?
>>7830753
Ha... Ha... thank you sir. That fight, was well fought. But, we're still enemies on this battlefield. As much as it pains me to say that.
>>7830695
More senseless killing, I'd imagine.
>>7830742
You may be one of the more sane humans. Set your path right, and you may be spared.
>>7830753
Again...? This is a crude pastime.
>>7830754
Ah. You and I are one and the same, then. Well, you and my cousin. I am only here to observe.
>>7830757
The council will smite you, proud fool.
>He had indeed struck a nerve. She was on the verge of reaching for her spear and braining the imbecile.
>>7830772
Good human.
>An uncharacteristic smile crossed her face. Just for a moment.
>>7830801
But I've never made a meal for you, beast!
>And after an arduous fight Arthur is defeated.
>>7830837
YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU NIGGER
>>7830806
I would be happy with an arena this time
>>7830850
Such hateful language... Cease your nonsense!
>>7830757
Is it really? In the win I achieved, I managed not to harm even a single soul.
>She shovel in her hands vanishes, and she idly clasps her hands together.
...I believe your views may be, well...limited.
>>7830837
My path has been 'right' for years, under the spirits' guidance. I only wish I could say the same of my fellow man...
>>7830837
>paizuri
HNNNNGGG
>>7830837
...I'm your cousin? But we don't look alike. I don't even know who you are.
Also, why are you...doing that? That's pretty perverted.
>>7830867
Don't worry Host, you're safe with me around.
>>7830799
Drinking with a failure like me will make the drinks taste bad..
>>7830867
>While walking aimlessly around she looks up through tearing up eyes and the tree branches above at the stars in the heavens.
They look nice...
>>7830831
>Regained her composure
But you're mistaken, Shirou. My current master has arranged a job for me months ago. As a waitress in a maid coffee shop where I'm rather well treated.
>>7830455
>HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!.
>dont try to be me you fucking cunt
>>7830867
Animal violence isn't good
>>7830867
...I can understand why others view humanity the way that they do.
>She says, as leans back on a tree's trunk.
Still, humanity is beautiful even with our flaws!
>>7830837
Why did they censor the tip?
>>7830920
I just want to talk to you. Please trust me.
>>7830931
Japanese censoring laws.
>>7830920
There'ya go! Man I'm glad I had those medicine thingies!
>>7830867
Home...The Macrocosm. It has been some time.
>>7830890
Speak a familiar tongue, or be silent.
>>7830903
My cousin has been tasked with destroying the world, once 500 years have passed. You and her are alike. You both wish for the evils of humanity to be ceased.
And frankly, I don't know what perversions you speak of.
>>7830920
>All she could make out was:
...pomp... ridiculous...
>>7830931
(Japs being Japs.)
my name is kuga and i fag saber like she's a 600 pound sumo wrestler
>>7830920
3rd wave of death, pay them respects
my name is kuga and i eat burgers like they're going out of style
my name is kuga and i fag saber like she's going to have a heart attack at 25
>>7830946
Is that so? You cousin sounds like a wonderful girl. Does she also like to travel? If so then I'd say I'm basically a male version of her. iI's nice knowing there's someone out there that's just like me.
>>7830913
Current master?....W-when did you ditch my ass?
>Looks at my hand to find my that all command seals are gone
What the fuck.......
>>7830917
>pets
>>7830957
I don't like low deaths, but I will take it over peace
>>7830837
>The king watches her every movement with the veteran experience of millennia, waiting patiently.
You go for that spear and you will fall like grains of sand.
>>7830841
For a king you fight like a peasant, Saber.
>>7830867
Bow to your liege.
>>7830879
An ignorant statement, but I expect no less from you.
>>7830920
To be killed from something built in my people's image and by my own ways... You have earn't my pride Scorpio.
my name is kuga and i fag saber like she's a modern american
>>7830993
Is it ignorance when one only presents the possibility of something, without assuming it is so?
>>7830990
>Punches stomach
Don't even try it
>>7830992
Robots should've been better built
>>7830920
>She sees her off in the district and starts walking towards her.
Hello..? I don't want to be left alone with my thoughts anymore.. Please wait up..!
>She's soon noticed by the girl who runs away immediately, Haku tries to give chase but nearly immediately trips and falls hard.
>>7830992
>She just happens to have fallen close to their camp, she just decides not to get up and just falls asleep on the ground.
>>7831014
>Punches you on your gut.
Don't hurt trappy
>>7831032
Oof...
>>7831041
trappy is for hurting, tb.h
my name is kuga and i fag saber in a way i don't realize is cancer
>>7831014
Ugh! W-what was that for?!
>>7830917
>what you're talking about?.
>>7831032
AHAHAHH BRAWLER OUTLIVES THE SCORPIO
my name is kuga and i fag saber in a way i think is good rp but i am literally only eating burgers 24/7
>>7831046
trappy is for bullying not hurting!
>>7831032
>Once again she's picked up by another group of tributes hunting, though the group is much larger than the last one.
H-have you people seen a girl?.. I was chasing her before I fell and passed out..
>>7831032
RIP Shinseng, Maa, Scorpio and Angel Fear
That clone deserved better
>>7831067
why not both?
>>7830978
I don't know where the girl is. Where the time comes, she will arrive. Perhaps, if human technology grows powerful, you will be alive to meet her. However, the exchange would be rather short.
>>7830992
>She squirms, clearly uncomfortable.
>>7830993
You...
>Fear stood, aching to reach for her spear, until she finally snapped. She reached behind her and pulled the spear into her grasp, levelling it at the king.
Your empire of sand falls now, fool!
>>7831032
...Well played, human. But it is I who will have the last laugh.
my name is kuga and i fag saber in a way that makes me want to jerk off while i rp
Which one of you Discord faggots is triggered now?
>>7831073
Whoa!
Uhh...t-thank you! He was gonna kill me!
>>7831097
The junkodogs
>>7831097
>nom nom nom
delicious anonpost
>>7830987
Our contract ended long ago in Fuyuki, Shirou. Why are you surprised?
>>7830993
A beast who has been slayed in the same soil as I has no right to claim a higher ground in combat than me. Besides...tasting my own cooking definetly influenced my performance in battle.
>>7831110
why the fuck did i laugh at this?
>>7831073
Ahaha, serves you right. I warned you that I'll put a stop to this.
>>7831078
Not much for words, is she? That's fine with me. I don't expect much from here really. Getting involved with a guy like me would be detrimental to her health. I wouldn't want her getting hurt all because she talked to me.
>>7831056
>>7830288
>>7830297
>Explain why you reply to that
>>7831041
>falls to the ground
...i'm not going to leave it like this
>>7831051
You are not allowed to touch me
>>7831073
>She doesn't try to convince them at all, she had just started crying again after having been left by the group she was hunting with and these strange men just started hugging her.
Who are you peop-..What are you doing..?
>She just looks terrified at this point.
>>7831119
>Seibah gulps the anonpost
>....
>noms little more
....
>>7831121
Why not??
>>7831073
Fuck peace
whoever fags saber needs to realize eating burgers 24/7 isn't a healthy lifestyle
>>7831121
>i not understand
>>7831121
It's a meme ava, man. Ignore her.
Why does Kuga want to see Saber die? With how many burgers he's had her eat, she'll drop dead within an hour.
>>7831133
>After the strange men that snuggled her left she just tries to forget about it with some sleep, she has little success.
>>7831128
First of all, you're a stranger. second of all, i don't like to being touch.
>>7831155
>fine
>when you are neither on Hoshi's nor Junko's side
I wish Kuga's Saber would lose some weight.
Official rp tier list 2017
God tier
>Seibah
>Red
>Parsee
>Asgore
>Tanaka
Shit tier
>all other avatars
>>7831133
Finally an arena
why is kuga forcing saber to eat hamburgers? hamburgers dont exist in his spic ass village
>>7831120
Not just that. Angol Mois, my cousin, plans to end the world. Does this not shock you?
>Angol Fear gives Rantarou a quizzical look, trying and failing to understand his calmness. She put it down as stupidity.
You are one of the stranger humans I have encountered.
Who's pushing the Junko v Hoshi shit again? I thought he finally fucked off.
>>7831116
What?...Why don't I remember this?....Did you fuck my shit up with magic again?
>>7831204
>31204 â–¶
>Who's pushing the Junko v Hoshi shit again? I thought he finally fucked off.
Yukine, the last one of Hoshi's lapdogs
>>7831194
OWOWOWOWOWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
I feel bad Kuga is ruining the character of Saber by turning her into a generic fat ass eating machine.
>>7831032
Sweep Down!
>She get back on her feet, as she uses the Moonlight Sword to sweep under the individual's feet.
Now perish!
>With both her hands on the grip of the sword, she plants the sword in the individual's chest, twisting the sword for good measure.
I bid you farewell... May you forgive me for you using such cowardly tactic. But, everything goes on the battlefield.
>>7831133
...This shall be valuable. Yes, I know what I must do now.
>>7831194
Guh... damn... so much for planning a counterattack. And my actions... may not be up to snuff to her standards...
>>7831165
Kamina eats ass every minute and he isn't dead yet. Saber will be fine.
>>7831194
>Haku dies slowly and painfully, throughout the entire process she's curled up on the ground crying.
>>7831243
Don't talk about asshole-chan cheating on me like that
>ramsay
>>7831194
4th wave of death, pay them respects
>>7831258
ramsay, how dare you! i only prefer the finest of loli buttocks!
>kamina
>>7831262
This is going to end soon
>>7831287
THE ROBOT'S WEAK SPOT
FUG
>>7831243
>>7831194
Nng...
>>7831200
I don't see that as a problem. Within a few hundred years I can see humanity doing that itself. Human's are pretty destructive creatures, you know. Nobody ever thinks of the consequences that are before them. Either way, I get the feeling that won't mean much to me even if I'm alive by then.
Aha, but what do I know? As you said yourself, I'm nothing more than a simple human. You could probably kill me with ease if you deemed it.
>>7831215
You do realise I have no magical skills to afflict into others, right Shirou? I assure you I have no influence over your mind, your lack of memories comes from a different cause.
>>7831298
>slaps your ass
Yo, sakura! How about you stop fucking your brother shinji and get with me instead?~
Which people are usually getting shitposted here?
I really wanna fuck Ellie.
Just putting that out there.
>>7831180
I'm a stranger, then how come I know your name?
>>7831327
if you stalk someone for long enough you learn a lot about them even if they have no idea who they are
>>7831287
More unnecessary peace
>>7831313
I'm gay
>>7831319
Same desu
>>7831316
Yes
>>7831316
Almost everyone.
>>7831350
Who is this Yes? He sounds like a total faggot.
>>7831312
well...shit...Guess i'm just fucked in the head.
>>7831347
Wha...b-bu....Are you sure?
>>7830015
>~<
>>7831305
Curious...
>Fear says no more, simply staring at the human. His speech confused her, the apparent lack of care especially. Most humans, even if they wouldn't be alive at that point, paled at the thought of the apocalypse. But not him.
>>7831327
>>7831339
What he said
Anyone willing to host after this game?
>>7831366
yes
>>7831346
RIP B2 Brawler
Final 5
>>7831386
>>7831339
Oh? I know other things as well.
>>7831349
Not her though but she's a qt too. Sauce?
>>7831392
Final 3
>>7831392
Fuck I was about to say "Looks like Meme Dragon is going to survive" and she fucking eats toxic berries.
>>7831389
What's the occasion?
>>7831446
get fucked, tb.h
>>7831428
Conception 2
>>7831384
>Amami continues to ramble on, not caring that the metal clad woman in front of him doesn't care about what he's saying. Soon enough he finally stops his rant and looks her dead in the eyes
Ah, but you know all of this, right? I think I'm wasting my own breath with this. I get the feeling that you and I are already on the same wavelength here. How comforting that notion is, to say the least.
>>7831369
Considering the madness that takes place in this land, most likely. You should rest.
>>7831478
>gives you a burger
XD
>>7831428
Conception 2. Buy at your own risk of being disappointed.
>>7831402
Disgusting
>>7831444
Fuck that peace, however winner is in next post
>>7831484
>>7831478
I ain't resting for shit.
>snatches that burger and start eating
Ya got anything to drink?
>>7831470
I know next to nothing about you humans. Bar from your trickery, your scheming and your apparent lack of awareness of it all. I was tasked to come here to learn more.
>>7831478
Me in the middle
>>7831551
Shut the fuck up Kamina dressing up as a cute girl doesn't make you one.
>>7831517
>>7831517
The man who's name goes by "Fire Punch" has my support.
>>7831537
A drink? I managed to salvage this before the kitchen caught on fire. Enjoy it, it think it's the last one they had.
>Hands him a cold soda.
save us seth
>>7831575
Good job Himiko
>>7831575
...Maybe not.
>>7831618
And stats, thanks for playing again
>>7831544
Trickery? Scheming? Lack of awareness? My oh my, where are you getting all of this from? Did I not say that I'm not a suspicious person? What would I gain from tricking you? I want nothing more than solidarity between you and I. Human and...whatever you are, living in peace and harmony for as long as willed to. Is that really such an awful thing to ask for?
>>7831618
I'm happy to see you survive, Himiko. Congratulations, and thank you for hosting, Vader.
>>7831574
>Implying
>>7831496
How? You're the one performing them...
>>7831638
Well, congratulations, ma'am. And thank you for this trial.
>>7831618
Fuck yeah mane we BD killa in this shit.
>>7831638
>Thanks for hosting, Vader
>>7831618
Congratulations Miss..
Thank you for having us Sir..
>She mumbles out her words of congratulations and gratefulness making them almost inaudible.
>>7831638
Gracias por hostear bro, you da man.
>>7831698
BOOBIES
>>7831638
...I congratulate the winner. As they've proven themselves of being a better warrior than I.
But their actions and mine... I cannot say whose is better.
>>7831670
Yo, pops. How do I get the chubby black girl to like me? I've been trying everything I can, but she's not into albinos. Why did you have to curse me with these shitty genes?
>>7831648
We meed to have a talk one day. And get you on hormone therapy. If you want to be a girl, we gotta do this properly.
>>7831638
Congratulations and thanks are in order, once again.
>>7831643
When I say "your", I mean you as a species. You don't seem to want to trick me. Just baffle me.
As for peace between us... I mean you no harm. In fact, one of your kind betrayed you. Before his death, he reached out to us, expressing his ill will towards his fellow humans.
So do not blame me. Not Mois or the Council either.
>>7831670
>>7831720
Who in the world tought you to speak like this to your father?
>She is very shy, so fuck off cirno
>>7831753
>>7831746
Is that really betraying, though? To me, it sounds as though he's tired of how humanity treats each other and the planet they live on. Coming from me I can't say I don't feel the same as the man that spilled his guts to you before he died. While I love people just as much as the next guy I would be lying if I said we weren't aggravating from time to time.
When I think about it...how come you look like a human despite not being one yourself? What secrets are you trying to hide from us?
New game when, cucks
>>7831955
What? Mom of course! You should see her around her galpals. I thought she use to be a ninja, not a sailor!
>Did you just fucking call me Cirno?
>>7831715
>She's scared off by the sudden outburst.
>>7831955
>What?
>>7831955
>>7831998
Don't call me a cuck:(
>>7831998
when you host it
>>7832062
Ok, cuck
HG is dead and it's everyone's fault
>>7831955
>Telling Cirno to fuck off
Kill yourself newfag
>>7831987
It may be betrayal. It may be will to give you reason to redeem yourself. The prophet's reasons remain unknown.
The humans like him, like you, are rare. Those who wish for peace but spread discord wherever they go are all too common. It may be for the greater good that we punish man.
I can assure you, in body I am nothing like you at all. I weigh over a ton in human weight, and my face seems to be unsettling to many.
>>7832062
new game when, faggot
>>7832087
HG is alive, just not on /trash/.
>>7832005
>galpal
>Ino
>Sailor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJc2ZhbXIg
I cant remember bad mouth of her. I think you mistake somehow her with Sakura.
>>7832021
>fuck off
>>7832025
>>7832108
...I'm not the best at this.
>>7832087
Obligatory drink bleach
>>7832108
>You don't have to talk to me if you don't want to
>>7832108
You really don't spend enough time with mom anymore do ya? You should try hanging around the flowershop like I do. She even hits on the guys that come in. I don't blame her anymore either after this.
>>7832125
>huggus
is okay
no meanie beanie
>>7832189
kys pukine
>>7832098
Maybe it is for the greater good, but...what if you're picking a fight you'll lose? Human's are amazing creatures, you know. They're capable of doing many great things in trying times. it may seem easy to you, but that's only because your frame of reference is me.
Oh, and you don't need to tell me we're different in body. I knew that the moment I saw your chest and your dark skin. While your face is scary, I wouldn't go as far as to say you terrify me. I just assume there's meaning being your scowl.
reminder that i love all of you
>>7832212
I love you too anon.
>kissu
>>7832154
Then why did you start talking to him first you fucking autist?
>>7832200
;-;
why you do?
>>7832132
Best at what?
>>7832154
Sorry Cirno, bad mood.
>>7832185
You know, the way you joking is quite similar to your mom jokes.
>Im surprised about such shit daughter. Kill me please